#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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Maybe 20

Give Tasso Mod.
For April Fools.
Nah
21.4
Less or more
less then 22
Bee ian21
20-21
Make this a Anthem LFG for april fools
Is 21
20.1
18.4
No way
18?
U sound much older
higher then 18 
19.4
19?
Like if u hear @marble fern he’s 16 and sounds like he’s 9
i dont know triv
Bee is 19
19

18.1
19.9999
I think the opposite tasso
U think I sound older?
Bee is a good person
yep
Unlike Tasso
Triv 
On a Xbox 360 mic
People say I sound l like I am 16 or 17 =(
EU people sounds much older that might be it
And NA users sound young like @marble fern
And @upbeat salmon
I havnt heard any of your voices
imagine having a voice
^
blue > blue

bout to hit this cs, I haven't been playing consistently at all and I feel like a silver compared to what I used to be
Havnt played csgo in quite a while
Same
@somber anvil 

I always find myself going back to it even after 3.7k hours. I like it so much fundamentally
I think inhale almost 800 hours in it
Then I got overwatch on humblebundle and started playing that
I started cs in 2016, I also got overwatch from the humble bundle last year 
Got a little tired of overwatch after a few months and decided to finally play destiny 2, which I had gotten from humble monthly a previous.month
ah ok
i've been gaming on pc exclusively since like 2013
I was an xbox gamer
I went from ps1 to ps2 to 360, then pc
||Redacted|| 1 > ||Redacted|| 2
ofc I played other stuff but that's the main things
I went from ps to ps1 to ps2 to ps4 to 360 to xbox one, then pc
Other systems too ofc
Before ps
it was real different back then
Yea
I remember thinking how cool it was that you could play online instead of split screen
Same
And my first online game was halo 3
Halo 3 was amazing
Most fun I've ever had playing video games was on that game
nice to go back and try old games and see how they hold up
Can you play Xbox games on PC? I miss skate 3
You can play some
Dam
Skate 3 was a nice game to play because you could be a "dad" and chill while not having any sort of competitiveness outside of team based activities such as hall of pain
i wish emulation was perfect

TF2 is 
*
Nothing appealing it's like Overwatch level of age
Not game wise


@marble fern the game was dying before it went f2p
also it going f2p was fine community wise idk what you're on about
welf likes to make general chat mad and since yesterday general chat has been more active and angry then ever
Alright, @empty oxide has been warned for 'Posted a link'.
Halo 3 and mw2 were the best games of my childhood tbh
Use CIRCLE K app rewards account 782603800020181167 for EPIC discounts and rewards party. Trust and have patience as it grows. ^^)

@somber anvil this post right here officer

the circle K app?

hes getting beand
hes to busy botting and spamming in other places
Circle K is a convenience store chain offering a wide variety of products for people on the go. If you are looking for a great cup of coffee, a cold beverage, a Polar Pop cup, a Froster drink, or fresh food to go, we are the place to visit. We have premium quality fuels and e...

what the

hes in the BL3 LFG as well
also hes not a bot
he has 11 messages in this discord
gambit, rat king, 1 100k nightfall, and some music
and 4 off topic messages in BL3 server i am big stalk
welfare
i have shadowplay
thats it
saving 1:30 minutes of footage
just to prove you wrong
i can state i saw it

@glossy vault 
I hate switching channels
600 beats per minute?
Same with meth 
600 milligrams 
worth it
r/theydidthemeth
my uni started selling 300mg drinks LOL
Meth?
and im waiting for my gfuel to come in

turns out it was
was it?
but i removed it before you got it om vid
i mean
or did i
i saw 2 emojis
?
😉
the first emote was something of
a guy shooting himself
an emoji i mean ofc
yes haha
Someone call reife so this guy gets banned


SWEAR WORD
TAG REIFE
@ mods ban welfare


prolly not

yall trying to get that circle k discount
welfare
@gritty crystal if its got top tier emotes
wait what bot is that hmmm
thonkers
welfare dont join
the server
dont do it
its for your own good

Bee i explained lw to a first timer who then made fun of my german accent, do i get sherpa role now?
@normal forge



i did see it


dming the link to a bunch of randoms
e🅱ic troll
yeah advertise my ebay in dms
i mean the server
nothing
#looking-for-ebay when?
#caboose-recovs when
is it bad i got more joy today reading gen chat then playing actual games
1v1 then recov caboose 
Im higher glory rank so i must be better than you 


@glossy vault 

@north saddle
Borderlands 3 gameplay reveal is in 12 days

Why ping him
He will turn this conversation into one about me being an idiot
Idiothot
doubtful
High IQ
how do i rig the giveaways to get giveaway roll Kappa
That time welf joined the server 

#lfg-mod-flaming neer forget
Should have said hi in vc welf 
Let me win the nitro giveaway so i can post the tasso cant get cleansing knife crab rave
Unfortunately
Yep
But, you can post it anyways because it's pretty entertaining.
how do i get lucky and have good "rng" @marble fern
oh ok 
All im saying is we should have a real life battle royale between willing participants set on a remote island, recruit homeless people, televise it, make money from it. It would help with overpopulation issues and provide entertainment for us as a society.


Yes. The Battle Royale can be held on Ilha da Queimada Grande, a.k.a. "Snake Island."
is it hentai or destiny 2 porn?
D2 art
is it sexy art?
Then its not allowed
Seeing as you are unable to post links or images, I'm going to say nah.
Ah, fair enough
We can also send those fortnite kids that want an epic victory royale into the island
and the winner gets 100k
If we send those Fortnite kids to the island for a real-life battle royale, then everyone's a winner. Except for the participants.
Exactly 
👍
"The golden lanceheads that occupy Snake Island grow to well over half a meter long, and they possess a powerful fast-acting venom that melts the flesh around their bites."
Sounds like a good time.
Now that is what I would call an epic victory royale
we should just release those as a circle to close it faster
so if you are outside the circle that will be snake land
Petra looks like she is into pegging and cucking
Hot
Is that on topic in my good Christian ghostposting?
only 2 terabytes tho
well as the bible once said "Yeet that child that has forsaken this land, and fuck up his farm land and mom for punishment"
something like that
Im much more for Riven-Chan-Deeps-6-Guardians-At-Once
riven chan lmao
I made it boys
that bitch takes the nasty down the throat like no other

$4.79/gal 🤣
Bruh you ever been in socal? 
Bible promotes gang rape 
It's $4.29/gallon in California where I live
i pay half that for 89
for super premium where I live its 4.98
It's like 2.80 here lmao
Send me gas and riven hentai plz
Sales tax is 8.25%
I live in Florida. Hurricanes say hello
10.25 in chicago
Tornados and hail teehee
Last summer my backyard was a lake when the hurricanes came through.
gas in cali is so expensive cuz of the additives and the tax
Thank god that house was set up on blocks.
I want rivens cummies to fill me up
I can't wait to get to Texas next month 👌

Yeah $2.70 at the cheap place in town.
$2.79/gallon out there
send me gas daddy steve
Considering those little tentacles inside her mouth, deepthroating her must feel insanely good
/s
My SUV is out there. It gets about 12 MPG, but for $2.79/gallon, it's worth it.
Stop No, Im a virgin
Better than paying $4/gallon out here in California.
No dont do it
gas was like $1.20 when i started driving
$4 a gallon sounds like hell
Real chads only ride their bike to save mother earth
What about driving an electric car 
Batteries for electric cars are the big bad
I'd rock a Tesla, TBH.
Your Tesla battery dies for some reason? Have fun paying like 15k for it xd
If you're no longer on warranty tho
Tesla P90d or P100d.
Not a fan of the Model X, and the Model 3 is too slow and too small.
It's so small though
Had to make up for having such a huge penis
It's a very feminine looking car, imo.
and having no friends....
Im actually in the business what they call a fucking beta 😃
🚮
BETA!!
The Tesla Roadster looks pretty damn sweet. 0-60 in 1.9s.
i-its not all $4/g here
Are you a fellow Californian?
anyone who says tesla will fail doesnt realize what the goal of tesla is lol
the other day i was near san leandro and i saw ones still under $3
ye California
bay area owo
San Diego UwU
weeb lol
Hello, fellow Bay Area resident
this sting operation has been a success
they may not end up being the #1 in electric cars, but they will be %100 responsible for other manufacturers developing more and more electric and hybrid technology
now that ive outed the degen feel free 2 exterminate
I'm about 20 miles North of San Leandro
My tesla car calls me Onii-Chan everytime I get in it 
dang I'm about 15 east of sanleansrk
Wow, you two should totally fuck
forgive spell
send me vids too
Have you heard of Faraday Future, Wook?
ur stinky
Another electric car company based out of Los Angeles.
no
Faraday Future FF91
ugly asf
even uglier now
yea no lol
I dont know why gucci dont make a car so I can increase my clout
i would have to be a multi millionaire in order to be comfotable spending 300k on 1 car. i could be broke and be okay with 300k for like 10 cars
lol
Money on cars < Money on Ana Bray Hentai
or spend 300k building a car from the ground up exactly how i want every little detail done

Just buy an old used car
I bet you also love your parents, pussy
If it works
@median sapphire Ana Bray Hentai I'm listening
also thats another thing, if you think im daily driving a 300k car you are sadly mistaken
Yeah, pre-owned is the way to go. Let someone else eat the depreciation on the vehicle.
My model s is technically pre owned so I got a good deal
@median sapphire I fucking love my parents
ill daily drive my dream car but like i said i would have to build it to be okay with that
@scarlet citrus pussy
thats what I thought pussy

now bring that peg over here 
Wanna duke it out
When I retire, I'm definitely going to buy a nice ride. Until then, I'll live frugally and save my money so I can retire early and relax.
it also depends on the car in question. cuz you can make a decent living buying new cars and reselling them if you know what cars to look for
like the new jeep gladiator, they only had like 4k launch edition ones and im sure people bought an allocation and are planning to flip it
So I'm basically just a cuck rn
My model s was my uncles but he owns a dealership and gave it to me as a 18th bday gift for 10k

im thinking about reselling it, buit I love it
10k when you're 18
when the ford gt came out a few yyearsd back they made the buyers sign contracts that wouldnt allow them to flip the cars
College loans have me poor 
Those jeep gladiators look so gross tho
I worked from 14-18 to save up money for uni and cars
Eh, might as well keep the car.
More chrysler garbage
I worked my last year and a half of high school
If it's already paid off.
Yeah it is, and I love it
Enjoy those college loans, Ocean.
dont really plan on getting rid of it soon
I bet you are a fucking art major too
Hell no
Filthy art major
fun fact about the launch edition gladiator, the model is fully loaded and comes withg badging...so if you cant get a launch edition you can just buy one fully loaded and just not get the badges lol
Don't lie
Unga Bunga art major
Engineering ez try liberal arts 
What kind 

Some people are into that kind of stuff, Ocean. Don't worry, we don't kink-shame here.
Im a dirty fucking med student
@wheat grail Computer Engineering and Electrical Engineering
I respect Med students
Mad respect
Some are masochists, some enjoy riven hentai on the daily
I'm gonna need a refill on my Vicodin and Methocarbamol. Thanks.
Wut
Colonel sanders?


unpopular secret time
i have never seen interstellar

Wook 
Coroner
A coroner may conduct or order an inquest into the manner or cause of death, and investigate or confirm the identity of an unknown person who has been found dead within the coroner's jurisdiction.
Well do it
I havent either @flat talon
me neither 
bee
Just watch it

why watch real movies when riven-chan is there for the taking 
@median sapphire The good thing is we can pay off out loans like 2 years out of college cause
i would if netflix or amazon had it to watch 
its probably gonna be more like 10 years with how expensive mine are
Only 10?
It's gonna take me like
But then you can buy a dope Porsche like every other doctor
5 years max
im about 150k in student debt in my senior year so
but only 1 semester left 4 me
And I'm losing scholarships because I decided to get depressed and fail my first semester

Brains dont work
Slap what are some good medical-themed pickup lines?
I'm jokin bro
Hey girl, are you anti-vaxx? because I wanna put kids in you just so they can die in 3 years


I'm already turned on
I have to boys, to play animal crossing new leaf on my nintendo 3ds, but twas fun talking
Damn we didnt even start with the riven porn yet

I already got my 5tb loaded up in the tesla
I have to go now @flat talon to play Animal Crossing New Leaf on my Nintendo 3DS, Goodbye

Purge
but in a purge you cant get epic victory royales
You can get high kill games
Yeah you can
Inb4 20 bomb in real life
Have you tried eHarmony.com?
I'm 6'1 they dont talk to me
Or FarmersOnly.com?
There's something sexy about a woman that can throw a bale of hay with zero effort.
Oh... that's not okay.
What the
What the
@marble fern
@north saddle

What kind of third world sink is that
smallest sink i ever did see
@mossy anchor Who?
what actually happened to apex, i dont see anything on that game anymore
it kinda fell off tbh
Who's that
i eat cocks
is sekiro as hard as dark souls
Nah, easier
Just as fun though
yeah ill go with sekiro then
You gotta forget your ds ways, it's different playstyle
It's still an amazing game tho
does the game hold your hand or is it just you
Nope
like does it tell me what to do
Just you
ah
Tells you where you should go every now and then
is it that hard to figure out
Way more than ds did
not that hard to figure out
divinity original sin 2 is an amazing game btw]]
now time to debate to get sekiro or mk11
what in the shit
If you say scooter isnt cute il have welfare ban you 
CATCH-A-RIIIIIIIIIIIDE
@boreal ferry I agree

inb4 Tasso says it is trash
yup nitro lets you
nitro is great
divinity is best enjoyed with someone else though i gotta say
not really worth it but
Where children cried: Angel dies
Where Men cried: Roland Dies
Where Legends cried: Scooter dies
what about Bloodwing?
I actually cried when Jack died
you guys are cry babies. I didn't even cry in Marley and Me
so your a psychopath
without the crazy part
do you guys think i should get mk11 or sekiro
2 different games
I'd wait on MK11 and see how the initial reactions and the game goes
the no emotion part
uh
idk what part that is
maybe
path
also sanjo the beta looked good
betas are always decent
there was no pc beta though
look at what everyone else is saying first
Except Anthem.
ahh you see
if you don't think I'm crazy you don't know me enough
lol
Anthems beta was dogshit.
PC doesn't have a beta so let others play it first and see how it goes
They say don't fuck with crazy
I feel like you're winding up to just buying sekiro
I dive right into crazy 
if you buy one it should last you plenty of time till you think "maybe I'll get the other"
yeah
i dont want to make steam think im abusing refunds though
you can get perm banned from refunding
you can if you do dumb shit
but you playing sekiro
realising I don't like it or it's not for me and refunding
is the literal point of the refund
true
but i dont want to give off a vibe of like
trying a game and taking advantage of the refund
and losing nothing
sekiro is great
That's a fact

@marble fern

@marble fern 
@north saddle You're 
^
@marble fern


no
@marble fern join vc in tasso discord
Tasso is being a mean to you
I don't want to join a voice channel of any kind right now
yes
your healer got all the kills lol
g a m i n g t i m e
this is my first time playing on Paris
they probably just wanted the xp that came with it =p

fyi: 589 days have passed without a single word from Fenchurch
! ban gooeygravy
couple hours in retake servers and I don't feel like a complete potato anymore 
!ban @north saddle
[NA/EU] TheBigOcean#1722, it doesn't look like you can use that. 
D:
@latent matrix and u wonder why i hate streams https://clips.twitch.tv/SwissAntsyCarabeefHassanChop
@mossy anchor not Installed 😉
ur still dogshit
@boreal root hahahah i has a fail like that on glory days just like that
A few days ago
Butcherd stream and died on last note

Anyone with divorced parents ever have to choose who they want to spend Easter with?
Cuz I do
That’s rough
Maybe just skip Easter
Easter, Christmas, new year, my birthday
@silver star spend 4/20 with either and easter with the other
Damn
This is the first year they’ve been divorced and now you just made me realize I gotta make that decision for everything
My birthday?
Wow
That’s gonna be a ruff time
?
Just... Alternate I think
who actually reads this hot garbage
One year each
Yeah
some 400 page novel on tea parties in 1803 or sth boring af
speaking in some victorian english
I just wanna cut my dad outta my life entirely but it’s hard when I’m only 16
18+ chat

Unless he did something terrible to you, don't do that
He's your dad and will always be your dad
]
I mean
My mom forced me to spend time with my father even though he was a jerk to her and I am forever thankful
He abused the shit out of my mom
was it u or the other guy who had the dad who worked 2 jobs
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope she is ok
I really should go back to my failed attempts of sleep though.
yeah i want to sleep
It’s 7:20 am here
No sir sorry
I’m on break tho so it’s good
What’s the book about?
I love English
boring ass balls and shit
we got 2 different boring simultaneous love plots
but its an essay on vanity
sparknotes is like summary or whatever
What is the author's theme(central argument) regarding vanity as presented in the novel and as contrasted with the development of characters?
thats the prompt
Have a nice day
No
h
I don't have to take English classes anymore because they are useless
It’s English in its prime
Instead I take public speaking classes :pog
Aka stupid

this is legit 9000 iq big brain shakespeare
speak with authority
Hey hold on buddy
cause betas to bend over
Shakespeare is lit af
bro after pride and prejudice we're reading fucking twelvth night
🦅
Bruh you ever seen or read much ado obout nothing?
Shakespeare can make some jams dude
wait hold up i just realized how hard my english teacher played us
she said one body paragraph
MAX 20 SENTENCES
so basically shove all the shit u have to write into one paragraph but it doesnt look like that much work so i procrastinated on it
and im trash at writing
hey u say its easy
try answering this prompt
What is the author's theme(central argument) regarding vanity as presented in the novel and as contrasted with the development of characters?
like wtf is this shit
Mate honestly I’d love to
But
It’s 7:30 am
Gotta get the day started
Get on a plane
You know how it is
But good luck
where you goin?
Back to the US for Easter
I think
I still haven’t decided if I’m staying with my mom or dad
Maybe just hit up a holiday inn and ignore Easter
o
i dont drink soda
so i have like no caffeine and i just am completely dead the next day when i stay up to work
just wrecked
Why dont you drink soda @muted saffron
Yeah I have one soda a day
That's not good
Yikes go see a doctor Winter
for your health
one soda a day?
And congrats on becoming a chat mod @mild crystal 
Also guys
@stone spoke
Thanks

Sure if i can play it on my phone


phones 
2 hooves on horses are just past age wheelies
what the
horse wheelie
What's up?
Ontas

anime
k im out
goodbye have a great time
Server pretty dead at this time 

dead af
yep
just waiting atm
STEEL
jus waiting
🤣
NO
OW
yeah gonna play with my friends in a custom server
I haven't played ow since forever















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