#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

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somber anvil
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oh no

tiny plank
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So far all I want in life is peace and quiet kira's theme plays

slim flare
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I like photography

somber anvil
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Social has people in it

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Im scared

boreal ferry
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But idk if I could ever make it as a photographer

slim flare
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HOLY

tiny plank
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I love science and math

slim flare
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k I'm out

turbid rain
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My parents still treat me like I'm 5. Parents are weird

livid cedar
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samme

somber anvil
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V3RT status report!

untold tusk
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Social is an anagram of people? Who'd've thunk it?

tiny plank
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DEAD SIR

slim flare
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Loud af and a lot of people talking at once

somber anvil
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Darn

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Im not joining it

slim flare
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Someone had an open mic

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jabber in the background

marble fern
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@somber anvil peepoLove

somber anvil
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@marble fern potatosnuggle

untold tusk
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Open mic farthing out the mouth

tiny plank
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And back to normal

slim flare
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ITS SO LOUD

livid cedar
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ima try the chat

tiny plank
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NO

livid cedar
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what the fuck is this

untold tusk
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Better play alex Jones screaming

marble fern
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@north saddle guild wars 2 isn't dead

slim flare
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I literally have it on the lowest setting

tiny plank
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(thanks for all the advice btw, gonna watch jojo now)

boreal ferry
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There were 24 people in social yesterday

slim flare
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C R U N C H

boreal ferry
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@tiny plank hf man

slim flare
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You guys are missing out lmfao

boreal ferry
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Gl with those exams

slim flare
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(no you aren't)

turbid rain
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@tiny plank You need advice or just to vent, my DMs are open

tiny plank
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I'll keep it in mind

north saddle
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@marble fern

turbid rain
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Same with anyone in need btw. Trolls will be blocked, I suffer no fools

north saddle
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Guild wars 2 sucks

somber anvil
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Ok guys

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Im going into social

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IF I dont come back

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Take care of my hive

marble fern
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no it doesn't

slim flare
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You are gonna die

livid cedar
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ok

marble fern
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it is a good mmo

untold tusk
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Eat your ass? OK chief

marble fern
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Tasso

somber anvil
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Oh its pretty calm

north saddle
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no its not triv

slim flare
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He stopped eating chips

somber anvil
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Ok

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im not

glossy vault
north saddle
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omg my ears

slim flare
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lolol

somber anvil
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Welf no

livid cedar
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Lmao

somber anvil
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ITS A TRAP

slim flare
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I literally have everything at 1%

glossy vault
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Its a tarp

marble fern
untold tusk
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Join or banned from all of discord

slim flare
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I can't hear anything else on my pc

glossy vault
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alrdy done

livid cedar
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welfare join

glossy vault
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my guy

marble fern
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oh

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I am peepoAff

slim flare
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Crunch is back lmfao

untold tusk
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Dude what is going on

slim flare
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ahahaha

boreal ferry
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Did everyone just get moved?

slim flare
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It was voluntary

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they moved so they could hear each other

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LOL

boreal ferry
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Oh lol

north saddle
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im alone in room 3 😭

turbid rain
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I haven't had nearly enough alcohol for that

livid cedar
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yet

boreal ferry
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I havmt drank since I was 20.....

livid cedar
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nice

slim flare
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wait, that's illegal

livid cedar
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never drank in my entire life

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so

boreal ferry
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Shhh

livid cedar
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yeah

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wait

slim flare
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I'm boring like that too

north saddle
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Im alone in room 3 😭 help me @everyone

boreal ferry
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I started drinking when I was like 16 or 17

livid cedar
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yeah im terrified of health issues so

north saddle
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I enjoy drinking

slim flare
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I drink

boreal ferry
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Slowed down after I got blackout drunk once

turbid rain
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I drink occasionally, not heavy drinking though

slim flare
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WATER

vestal bloom
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imagine

boreal ferry
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I'm not too worried about health issues

north saddle
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I casually drink

vestal bloom
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drinking so much

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to become blackout drunk

slim flare
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I don't worry enough tbh

turbid rain
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I have never blacked out from drinking

glossy vault
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Drinking is for thirsty folks

boreal ferry
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Same

glossy vault
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i prefer to smoke my bodyweight in weed

vestal bloom
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when I'm old enough I'm gonna drink whiskey

turbid rain
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I can't do that

boreal ferry
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Qhen I drank I DRANK

vestal bloom
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for the Taste

glossy vault
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which ive probably come close to doing in the last 5 years

slim flare
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The opposite of a hypochondriac

boreal ferry
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Didnt stop until I passed out

slim flare
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THat's me

livid cedar
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i think i play guitar too much

glossy vault
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i do love a good rum or whiskey though

vestal bloom
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I didn't know welfare was a stoner bro

turbid rain
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I have rules to follow

glossy vault
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im the biggest stoner

vestal bloom
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imagine

boreal ferry
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Never done drugs though...

vestal bloom
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actually smoking weed

north saddle
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help me in social 3 😦

livid cedar
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good

vestal bloom
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unironically

glossy vault
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imagine me smoking like 7gs of top shelf indoor per day

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its a reality

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fuck at least 7gs

slim flare
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damn

north saddle
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iv never smokes

turbid rain
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Jeebus

slim flare
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talk about health issues

north saddle
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bad bad bad

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smoking = bad

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drinking = Ok

glossy vault
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yeah smoking period no matter what is bad

boreal ferry
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I've only drank, never smoked weed or done any other drugs

glossy vault
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carciongens etc

turbid rain
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Worst thing I've done is drink

boreal ferry
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Even though my friend is kept tryi g to get me to try weed

glossy vault
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ive done pretty much everything that doesnt involve a needle

turbid rain
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that and down the equivalent of 6 energy drinks in about 10 minutes once

boreal ferry
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Friends

glossy vault
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@boreal ferry if you do try it for the first time just take a few hits

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dont get sucked in to smoking down

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it can make you sick and totally fuck up the experience

boreal ferry
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I feel like if I did start nk I wouldn't stop

slim flare
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I literally had a guy try to sell me weed on a chair lift at the ski resort lmao

boreal ferry
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I would want to be high all the time

glossy vault
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i quit smoking for 2 weeks back in college and smoked after that and passed out on my feeet

untold tusk
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I'll smoke 1-2 cigars a year

north saddle
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magine smoking

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eww

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legit cant stand the smell of it

slim flare
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same

marble fern
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same

livid cedar
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ikr

north saddle
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makes me sick to my stomach

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ewww

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ugh

slim flare
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Not a habit I want

marble fern
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^

untold tusk
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Legit people are alergic to tobacco

glossy vault
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yeah wish i could go back 16 years

turbid rain
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Herbal cigarettes aren't terrible, the clove ones are nice

glossy vault
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undo starting to smoke

north saddle
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Magine being 32 years old

untold tusk
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Hi grandpa

turbid rain
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I don't smoke, but the smell of those is preferrable

slim flare
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that's another 50% of my life lol

north saddle
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I agree diet

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I enjoy drinking, but the smell of people that smoke

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is just nasty

untold tusk
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I haven't smelled anything in the last 7 years.

turbid rain
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Also hello fellow old person

glossy vault
livid cedar
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lol

glossy vault
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how it feels to be in your 30s in discord

livid cedar
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play guitar

glossy vault
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cant anymore

livid cedar
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no

glossy vault
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i used to jam on bass and guitar

turbid rain
livid cedar
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i want you to die

north saddle
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Can u just delete this server

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that might be key

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to fixing the PC destiny community

glossy vault
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had a bad accident fucked my hand up so cant jam anymore

livid cedar
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fallout incoming

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rip

glossy vault
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yeah such is life

turbid rain
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I need to learn....but arthritis

glossy vault
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it is what it is no regrets

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i had 2 of my fingers sawed down to the bone

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you can worth thru arthritis

turbid rain
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I know, but pain is pain and it sucks

glossy vault
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yeah true that

turbid rain
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Military messed me up

glossy vault
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military messed my friends up to but not physically

livid cedar
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worth thru arthritis

glossy vault
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or mentally really

livid cedar
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you high rn

glossy vault
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most of them just ended up married with kids and divorced with CSP

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yeah my guy there are meds for pain

turbid rain
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I'm married

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I can't take strong pain meds because of my work or I would

livid cedar
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i am a fucking god

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holy shit

glossy vault
livid cedar
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wait im on ganon

turbid rain
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I kind of want some gin right about now, but I have nothing good to put in it

livid cedar
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put dog jerky in it

turbid rain
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Fuck it, I'm getting whiskey

livid cedar
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dont ask any questions

glossy vault
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ive been wanting to get some rum recently too just have been having the itch to have a drink

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idk why the last few days just had this strong subliminal urge to have a few drinks

livid cedar
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at the end of smash rn

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getting annoying

glossy vault
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but i have to drive by my house to get to the store that sells booze on my way home so its like meh

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not worth the extra trip

turbid rain
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I don't do hard liquor a lot, I supplant it with some decent beer

glossy vault
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i prefer liquor over beer for drinking alone

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at home

turbid rain
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Keep a couple in the fridge for a rainy/snowy day

glossy vault
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lmao that sounds bad

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beer is more of a social drink for me

turbid rain
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There's a local meadery that makes some kickass raspberry mead, and that's close enough to beer and liquor for me

glossy vault
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oh shit

livid cedar
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im here drinking my sparkling ice

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and im glad

glossy vault
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how did i just notice your pfp is Ash williams

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and not the modern day ash vs evil dead Ash williams

turbid rain
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Groovy

glossy vault
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grew up watching those flicks lmao

turbid rain
livid cedar
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welfare are you the one that reviews mod aps

glossy vault
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that scene always cracked me up as the scars on his face moved around

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@livid cedar me and the managers and wook yes

livid cedar
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shit

glossy vault
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why

livid cedar
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was hoping you could review mine while you were high as fuck

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idk why

glossy vault
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me being high af will have no weight in the decision

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if you have warnings on the server i can tell you now its an automatic No

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not those warnings

livid cedar
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what warnings

glossy vault
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mod warnings

golden frost
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it took a solid while for mine to get reviewed

livid cedar
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oh ok

golden frost
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Like a solid month or two

untold tusk
glossy vault
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we have hundreds of applications to go through

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and dont need staff often

golden frost
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yeah so i'd heard

opaque grail
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I hate people too much to apply for mod.

golden frost
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Don't blame you lot either

mild crystal
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Can someone give me their opinion?

livid cedar
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on wat

opaque grail
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No.

golden frost
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I despise people too, that's exactly why i applied HEHE

untold tusk
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Nope

livid cedar
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lmao just no

mild crystal
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My discord server

livid cedar
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no

untold tusk
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I can share it

opaque grail
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Definitely no.

glossy vault
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what about it @mild crystal

mild crystal
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I just want you to join and see how the layout is?

glossy vault
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dm me a link

mild crystal
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ok

untold tusk
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Trash

glossy vault
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banned for dming server links

golden frost
untold tusk
opaque grail
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Baited and outsmarted.

turbid rain
north saddle
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@upbeat salmon

mossy anchor
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Man

opaque grail
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God I love Waiting.

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Such a good movie.

mossy anchor
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That guy is a fucking tool.

turbid rain
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He's ok in bit roles, not much else

opaque grail
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To be fair in this case he is right Winter. 1 knife will not kill by itself from full HP on any super other than GG.

mossy anchor
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I swear to god

opaque grail
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But that's too ontopic for ghostposting.

mossy anchor
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i got killed by one knife

turbid rain
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Also I decided against whiskey, went with some Skullsplitter ale instead

mossy anchor
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On my screen @opaque grail One knife hit me.

opaque grail
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All about that vodka and orange juice.

mossy anchor
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Maybe splash damage, idk.

opaque grail
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Go back to general if you wanna continue it Winter this is ghostposting.

mossy anchor
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But i can't cuss there

north saddle
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Im in the social chat 3

opaque grail
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Well learn to talk without cussing.

mossy anchor
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Blow me.

turbid rain
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I have neither vodka nor orange juice

opaque grail
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Grow up first so it's legal.

mossy anchor
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im 19 bud

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😉

livid cedar
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rekt

turbid rain
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Grow up first

north saddle
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im 18

opaque grail
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Maybe in body. Mind...not so much.

mossy anchor
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You calling me retarded?

marble fern
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no

opaque grail
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Nope.

north saddle
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triv is

marble fern
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I do know who is retarded though

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@north saddle

opaque grail
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Way to infer it for me though.

north saddle
opaque grail
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Ecks dee

mossy anchor
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I mean by the way you said that, Your saying that im mentally deficient.

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So in a way

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Your calling me retarded.

turbid rain
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Not deficient, just immature

north saddle
mossy anchor
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@turbid rain This is an A to B Conversation. C your way out of it.

opaque grail
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See Steve understood.

marble fern
opaque grail
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It's a conversation in a public discord.

north saddle
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@marble fern use the yoshi from my server

opaque grail
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Don't get mad if someone else jumps in.

mossy anchor
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Ok yellow name

turbid rain
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Man, that almost hurt what's left of my black heart

opaque grail
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Damn, my ego is so bruised by that insult.

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Wait...

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I'm not 8.

turbid rain
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I don't know if I'll ever get over it

glossy vault
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its ok guys

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take it to dms and console each other

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keep this chat civil

opaque grail
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I'm being civil though.

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:D

queen hornet
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incoming dick pic

opaque grail
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👼

north saddle
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Question

glossy vault
turbid rain
north saddle
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why cant I C suggestions anymore

opaque grail
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Did you get yourself banned from it?

north saddle
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*Once posted your suggestion will be hand delivered to the staff team! You will NOT see it here

glossy vault
north saddle
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whats this all about ;;-;

glossy vault
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you need to see it even though you sent it?

opaque grail
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That's Tasso for you.

north saddle
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I want to C others

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;-;

mossy anchor
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Hm.

shut cape
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I was wondering if anyone here had knowledge on Halos Lore

turbid rain
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Vaugely

north saddle
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Yea the wizzards in the original halo where originally wizzards

turbid rain
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Been a while since I looked into it though

mild crystal
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Omg is that the real Tasso10000 😮

mossy anchor
north saddle
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No its the fake one

opaque grail
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THAT WIZARD CAME FROM THE MOON

mossy anchor
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As i said.

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Blow me.

opaque grail
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Damn you have more time to put into the game and yet you're still worse.

marble fern
north saddle
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yea this is GHOST POSTING

mossy anchor
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Im done now @marble fern

north saddle
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DESTINY TALK IS STRINKTLY FORBIDDEN

marble fern
mossy anchor
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I just wanted to put that out there

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Also you came back trivista?

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When?

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What was it like not being in the server?

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We all thought you died

shut cape
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How much do you know about Halsey's Spartan project

turbid rain
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I know enough that they took kids to make them Spartans and that's how we ended up with Master Cheif

shut cape
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Basically yea

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Wait one

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Would her actions in how she went about it be deemed "immoral" in today's standards?

turbid rain
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Absolutely

shut cape
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Given the situation with insurrectionist forces disregarding the technological advancements they had

opaque grail
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When Winter "puts it out there" and is still worse.

turbid rain
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Can we give up the pissing contest please?

opaque grail
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Hey I gave it up, he tried to clap back and failed.

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

shut cape
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I feel there's a lot of factors that make it "Understandable" but after reading #lore-dιѕcυѕѕιon lore about the keys debacle and all the names/groups being implemented now in the fan made game and what's already there I'm realizing how little I truly know and I'm Big sad

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Copied that from another channel I posted in but yeah

tame sapphire
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kids behave

opaque grail
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I am behaving, Mom.

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Big brother Winter is the one being mean to me.

shut cape
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We're talking halo here

turbid rain
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There's honestly so much lore in the novels and stuff I haven't touched so you're not alone

shut cape
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True

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But yeah kidnapping lids and cloning them with fatal illnesses to cover up the disappearance is big OOF but

turbid rain
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I also sunk myself into the superior universe 40k

queen hornet
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that wasn't the first spartan project tho

shut cape
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How would it be done in today's world to make it acceptable

queen hornet
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the first one was voluntary. but they didn't go as far as surgical augmentation

shut cape
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That was the SIIs, SIs were enormous augmented much suits that were deemed tactically ineffective

queen hornet
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s1 was johnson

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s2 was chief

shut cape
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Giant nuclear reactors, jet mobility

queen hornet
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s3 was the halo 4 guys

shut cape
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Johnson was augmented as an SII

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But failed the program iirc

queen hornet
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negative sir

shut cape
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Then moved on to the marines

turbid rain
shut cape
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Wut

queen hornet
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the s2's where all children

shut cape
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Yee but I thought Johnson volunteered to be augmented

queen hornet
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he did

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for s1

shut cape
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And was the only wash out to survive

queen hornet
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correct

shut cape
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But they didn't augment for SIs

queen hornet
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they didn't

marble fern
shut cape
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I could've swore Johnson is augmented

marble fern
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what tv show

queen hornet
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you can't insert badass

marble fern
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I am peepoAff

shut cape
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Isn't that how he survived the flood

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I mean accurate

queen hornet
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he has a medical condition

turbid rain
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You know who's augmented? The Astartes

queen hornet
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i forget what it was, soemthing to do with his blood

shut cape
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Who?

mint hollow
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:fuck:

shut cape
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Was it that?

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I can't remember

turbid rain
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Space Marines

untold tusk
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Not enough oxygen to the brain

queen hornet
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try breathing

marble fern
shut cape
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He's the only one to survive from his squad, and you see in the footage he gets grabbed by a spawn

untold tusk
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Trying less alcohol

marble fern
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no multiplayer and no microtransactions

shut cape
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40k is just attrition laws

turbid rain
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But badass attrition

shut cape
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Throw bodies till war=victory

turbid rain
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Damn straight

shut cape
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To quote RussianBadger 90% casualty rate : VICTORY

untold tusk
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Bullet sponge me WEEE

boreal ferry
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@marble fern but middle earth shadow of war had microtransactions

turbid rain
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"If we can't stop their advance, they'll drown in our blood"

boreal ferry
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and that was a single player game

queen hornet
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apparently johnson was too radiated to be infected

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Boren’s Syndrome

shut cape
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Don't divert topic space marine is irrelevant to Spartan lordhpod

marble fern
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@boreal ferry this one won't have mictrotranactions

shut cape
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OHHHHHH

boreal ferry
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well thats good

turbid rain
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Nah, a single Astartes would wreck Cheif

queen hornet
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i dont follow any youtube people, but badger is hilarious to watch

shut cape
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I forgot about radiation, from the SI suits

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Hence how he's the only surviving SI right???

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That's what it was I think

queen hornet
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right

shut cape
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Then again there fail-safe was to overclock the core to save the tech from being copied

queen hornet
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thats a real protocol tho

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militaries do that today

turbid rain
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Yes they do

shut cape
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Mhhm

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We can't get it back? Make it go boom

turbid rain
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Better it lost then our adversaries have it

mossy anchor
boreal ferry
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shit

queen hornet
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did i just lose the game?

mossy anchor
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Now you did.

shut cape
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Even though they are taking space selfies of the tech when it's outside the hangar

turbid rain
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Hey look, that thing that was cool 10 years ago that people won't let go of

mossy anchor
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Hey look, a comment that wasn't needed

boreal ferry
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i remember when people did that in middle school...

shut cape
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Relax ladies

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We have a debate going on

untold tusk
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Blocked person post something ancient?

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Yup

turbid rain
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Youth is wasted on the young

shut cape
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I had a coworker do it to me earlier today, it's still relevant

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Alright Ghandi

queen hornet
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lol 10 years ago

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thats so underestimated its almost cute

turbid rain
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I am old

opaque grail
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Just cause someone still does it doesn't mean it's relevant or useful Sir. sort of like Winter typing

turbid rain
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I was trying not to date myself that much

shut cape
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Now I'm confused

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Anyways wouldn't kidnapping kids for secret military projects be a thing in today's society?

opaque grail
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Probably in China I wouldn't be surprised. Those guys do some shady stuff.

untold tusk
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Yeah, Kony 2012

shut cape
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Deleted? Thanks for playing

mossy anchor
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I mean, at least I don’t look like a product of Alabama incest

shut cape
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Kony?

opaque grail
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Do you not remember Kony 2012?

shut cape
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In the halo group they say Isreal

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No

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Can I get cliff notes?

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Spark notes?

turbid rain
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No

opaque grail
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Same difference.

shut cape
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A TLDR

turbid rain
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It was dumb

shut cape
#

Sounds like Murica

untold tusk
#

Kony was an African warfighter who headed an organization that would kidnap children and turn them into soldiers.

opaque grail
#

^

shut cape
#

Ahhhh

opaque grail
#

Damn Winter stooping to personal insults. So...mature.

shut cape
#

Basically mandatory service or legit snatch and grab

untold tusk
#

American news organizations thought he was doing a good thing

shut cape
#

LUL

#

#america

#

Not even surprised

#

I can feel the shift into politics now

opaque grail
#

Yeah initially it was billed as some freedom fighters fighting against some unjust government stuff but it turned into a shitstorm real quick.

untold tusk
#

The discovered him several years after he had started kidnapping kids.

#

Legit kidnappings

queen hornet
#

i mean, thats generally how those things in africa go

#

one soon to be warlord replacing another

#

Sudan just kicked out their crazy ass president. hopefully noone crazier pops up

turbid rain
#

Yeah, I'm going to step out of this one

untold tusk
#

War due to different opinions. No different from any other country.

queen hornet
#

war never changes

untold tusk
#

We just trade skittles for bjs

shut cape
#

I mean didn't Libya gas non believers basically

upbeat salmon
#

@north saddle TassoIsAnIdiot

turbid rain
untold tusk
#

Yeah, crazy evil people like to masquerade under the names of peaceful causes/legitimate organizations in hopes of gaining supporters.

shut cape
#

@turbid rain 💗

turbid rain
shut cape
#

Did we forget....cough

#

The Crusades

#

Cough

queen hornet
#

turkey will remember that

shut cape
#

Death by sword because God

untold tusk
#

You mean Land Claiming Simulator 1700s

shut cape
#

I like that

turbid rain
#

Bit late for the crusades lol

shut cape
#

Permission to use it?

#

It's still the same premise

untold tusk
#

Take it, like I did

queen hornet
#

you'll have to fight him for it

shut cape
#

"What were doing is not wrong because xyz."

turbid rain
#

I'll get the spoons

shut cape
#

I prefer a spork

#

Because I'm cultured

untold tusk
#

SpOMEGALUL rk

turbid rain
#

If it's not titanium you're not trying hard enough

shut cape
#

Same with Dr. Halsey "These children are being taken because humanity needs them. Without them we will be lost."

untold tusk
#

I prefer (s)pork

shut cape
#

Unobtanium you heretic

queen hornet
#

they where taken to fight terrorists tho, which was ridiculous

untold tusk
#

Osmuim trioxide OMEGALUL

shut cape
#

Then Keyes Led the covenant to Reach and boom

turbid rain
#

Pure sodium

shut cape
#

OUR ACTIONS WERE JUSTIFIED CUZ ALIENS

queen hornet
#

everyone that knew the truth was dead

shut cape
#

Except Johnson and Halsey

#

And whoever that guy Halsey was with

queen hornet
#

everyone that wasn't involved i mean

untold tusk
#

Truth was thrown on the barbie ages ago

shut cape
#

True tho

#

I missed that

turbid rain
#

Humans do messed up things we move on

shut cape
#

Everyone else was kids and glassed on reach when it fell

turbid rain
#

Then 343 bungled the whole thing with Locke

shut cape
#

Because Keyes fucked up

untold tusk
#

We make deep fried twinkies

shut cape
#

Yup

untold tusk
#

Bacon wrap everything

shut cape
#

And then Halo 5 is magically "Halsey you monster why!"

turbid rain
#

Deep fried bbq ribs

#

I have yet to find someplace to try that one

queen hornet
#

well, they turned on halsey cuz she went awol

#

grabbed a spartan and took off to the dyson sphere

turbid rain
#

What do vacuums have to do with this?

queen hornet
#

cuz halsey sucks

turbid rain
#

zing

queen hornet
turbid rain
#

Steve with the assist

queen hornet
#

wooo 697

#

o snap, on topic, my bad

#

plz dont ban

upbeat salmon
turbid rain
#

Two problems:

  1. Missouri
    2)MISSOURI
untold tusk
#

Does frying dry meats?

queen hornet
#

i think you a word?

turbid rain
#

Only if done wrong

untold tusk
#

By Michael Trump

turbid rain
#

Deep frying is an art and a science

upbeat salmon
untold tusk
#

Dealers like ribs are drugs

#

Cuz they are

queen hornet
#

i can see my house from here

upbeat salmon
#

Deep fried ribs with a side of deep fried butter and some deep fried okra.

opaque grail
#

Imagine living in Missouri unironically

upbeat salmon
#

And a diet coke.

opaque grail
#

Then again I live in Florida so I really can't talk.

untold tusk
#

Diet anything MONKERS

turbid rain
#

I could do that at home....but I don't own a deep fryer

upbeat salmon
#

Invest in a smoker

turbid rain
#

@untold tusk fight me

upbeat salmon
#

And a deep fryer

#

You will not regret it.

untold tusk
#

I wanna deep fry a can of diet coke

turbid rain
#

I have an air fryer

queen hornet
#

birb

upbeat salmon
#

Yes. Deep fried coca cola.

queen hornet
#

you are florida man

opaque grail
#

Yes.

upbeat salmon
#

Pfff, "air fryer". More like, tiny oven.

queen hornet
#

tell me a crazy traffic story

untold tusk
#

My body rejects diet sodas like poison @turbid rain

turbid rain
#

Actually, I'm really impressed with the one my in-laws got us

#

with a small amount of oil it makes things crunchier than the oven

upbeat salmon
#

It's the grease and unhealthiness that makes food so delicious.

untold tusk
#

You tried eating the oven?

queen hornet
#

the manual clearly states not to do that

untold tusk
#

Fried food is lubed for your pleasure

opaque grail
#

My area's pretty tame since it's a college town. Though I'm right outside redneck areas so I've been to a lot of mudding places and had fun there watching dudes get their trucks stuck in mud. First time I went me and my buddy made a potato cannon to try and fit in since we're both city boys.

#

They loved it.

queen hornet
#

wait, is @turbid rain your son @upbeat salmon ?

turbid rain
#

Possibly

upbeat salmon
#

Could be. I don't keep track of my children.

untold tusk
#

They grow up so fast

turbid rain
#

We could be the same person

upbeat salmon
#

Not trying to pay that child support.

untold tusk
#

I see, you're at the gas station, @upbeat salmon

queen hornet
#

i'd like to imagine your grandfather is also named steve

upbeat salmon
#

jk jk, I'd totally take responsibility if I ever had a kid.

queen hornet
#

and so is the youngest daughter

turbid rain
#

Lineage of Steve

untold tusk
#

Stephen

upbeat salmon
#

142 generations of Steves

#

There will be more

turbid rain
#

Phteven

queen hornet
#

i'm not sure if thats a threat

turbid rain
untold tusk
#

The ph/f is wrong in every language

upbeat salmon
#

I'm actually building an army of Steves, so in 20 or so years, we can take over the world.

untold tusk
#

You've already taken over mine peepoLove

upbeat salmon
#

You just had to make it weird.

turbid rain
#

"one of us"

gritty rose
#

@upbeat salmon blobintensifies

queen hornet
#

❤

upbeat salmon
#

@gritty rose HyperSeizureBlob

turbid rain
queen hornet
#

yall saw that new trailer everyones talking about today?

untold tusk
#

End game?

queen hornet
#

kitana in mk11 obviously

untold tusk
#

Yeah I saw the new Matrix trailer

north saddle
#

@upbeat salmon please its enough

untold tusk
#

🚨

livid cedar
#

finally beat sash

#

smash

untold tusk
#

🆒

queen hornet
#

you won evo?

livid cedar
#

what the fuck is evo

queen hornet
#

how the fuck you beat smash

livid cedar
#

by beating world of light

queen hornet
#

o that

livid cedar
queen hornet
#

evo is the biggest fighting game tournament in the united states

#

i mean, that's all

livid cedar
#

oh

#

yeah i won that too

queen hornet
#

gg

livid cedar
#

7 years consecutively

queen hornet
#

they must not have reported on that

livid cedar
#

yeah they didnt

#

weird

#

im also liquid ken

queen hornet
#

is that like, who evil ryu buys his drugs from?

livid cedar
#

best smash player

vestal bloom
#

after a long day of sedentary behaviour, I took a hot bath and now I don't feel so good

livid cedar
#

won tournaments for 7 years without losing, got named king of smash

vestal bloom
#

I main king dedede

livid cedar
#

i want you to die!

#

i play marth

vestal bloom
#

;)

queen hornet
#

i main kirby

livid cedar
#

fuck you

vestal bloom
#

I like to spam gordos

queen hornet
#

no pls

#

im soft and spongy

livid cedar
#

what in the shit

vestal bloom
#

side smash + good placement and dodging = free kills

livid cedar
#

i also play ganon

#

so

queen hornet
#

play well = free kills, who knew

livid cedar
#

yeah

vestal bloom
#

me rn

livid cedar
#

for me 2 side heavies is win

shut cape
#

Okay this chat is TLDR

#

Did someone post a crazy traffic story?

queen hornet
#

word, birb, stop slackin

#

there was a potato gun tho, so thats cool

#

i wonder if you can skip a potato across water with the right angle on a potato gun

shut cape
#

Was Locke the Spartan Halsey ran off with?

#

Or was it Chief I feel dumb I played halo 5

queen hornet
#

no she ran off with the sniper girl, forget her name

shut cape
#

Kelly?

#

Linda

queen hornet
#

sure?

shut cape
#

The mute?

#

No she's a Spartan IV

turbid rain
#

lets just call her Bob

queen hornet
#

BOB, do something!

shut cape
#

Watched her entire platoon get glassed big a diversion

#

I wanna say Lucy

#

Linda and Kelly were in Blue Team

turbid rain
#

Caboose?

shut cape
#

Linda ate a FRG round from a hunter and Chief detonated her core to make a getaway

turbid rain
#

RIP Linda

shut cape
#

F

flat talon
#

peepoClown ʰᵒⁿᵏ

turbid rain
shut cape
#

Fred ate the side of a grav lift and died

#

Iirc

#

No Fred fell to death I think

queen hornet
#

i dont recall how they all died

#

its been a while since i read all them thar books

turbid rain
#

Man, Spartans goin out like punks

queen hornet
#

well, to be fair, all their missions are literally the entire planet vs them

shut cape
#

The one from fall damage was a fall from low orbit

queen hornet
#

lol

shut cape
#

P sure anyone would die

turbid rain
#

Chief did it and shrugged it off lol

queen hornet
#

Fred fell down a flight of stairs

#

tragic

shut cape
#

Chief had an angled trajectory and was in atmosphere

#

@queen hornet is that canon or shitposting

queen hornet
#

i think he had a different suit at the time too

turbid rain
#

Every trajectory is angled on a sphere 4_

shut cape
#

!ban @turbid rain

queen hornet
#

yea but he landed on earth

bronze plumeBOT
#

[NA/EU] SirBleborie#1413, it doesn't look like you can use that. SMILESWEAT6

queen hornet
#

earth is flat so

livid cedar
#

bouta go beat the shit outta someone

queen hornet
#

thats nice dear dont forget to charge your wii mote

turbid rain
#

Earth is a croissant

shut cape
#

^

livid cedar
#

earth is an egg crap idio

shut cape
#

Wasn't what I intended but I dig it

queen hornet
#

you coruissanarths are the worst

shut cape
#

I don't remember the sit differences from most Spartans and chief

#

P sure Chief Burt that Fucking core replacement he got in halo 2 from that fall

turbid rain
#

We are flaky but we are good

north saddle
#

Playing the division 2 rn

queen hornet
#

iirc all the spartans had a specialty but chief was just op

upbeat salmon
#

@north saddle

turbid rain
#

Chief has the best armor: Plot Armor

queen hornet
#

nice

shut cape
#

Chief was actually a complete fuck up according to canon

queen hornet
#

eddard thought so too

shut cape
#

All his subbordanants died

#

I can't spell deal with it

north saddle
#

yea hey guys

queen hornet
#

didn't keyes lose his last command and they gave him another ship?

shut cape
#

Yeah when he led the covenant to reach

queen hornet
#

i dont recall

upbeat salmon
#

Stealing my profile pic is punishable with a ban.
From the internet.

shut cape
#

His op was supposed to be a suicide mission

north saddle
shut cape
#

To please the leader of Oni

#

Because she hated keyes

queen hornet
#

this is why women can't run branches of military

#

#shotsfired YEAISAIDIT

opaque grail
lunar radish
#

Yikes

turbid rain
#

Still sticking to my guns. Call me when a spartan can yell at a 100m tall death machine for it to stand back up and it does

queen hornet
#

i mean, they have remote controls

#

no yelling required

turbid rain
#

Warlord Titans? Not quite

queen hornet
#

sounds strenuous on the vocal cords

turbid rain
#

One determined Chaplain did it

#

And he is a badass

#

I poked into a thread about Astartes vs Spartans on a halo message board....the salt

flat talon
marble fern
#

@upbeat salmon check dms

untold tusk
turbid rain
tawny perch
#

why is this nsfw

#

fuck

#

now it is

upbeat salmon
#

NSFW, because you can use profanity in this channel.

vestal bloom
#

profanity not safe for work OMEGALUL

untold tusk
#

Watch your profanity

glossy vault
untold tusk
#

ㅋ凵匚K (Kaycheefank)

flat talon
#

frick

livid cedar
untold tusk
#

♡

keen topaz
#

i thought welfare was a myth

north saddle
#

I JUST WATCHED THE DUMBEST VIDEO EVER

marble fern
#

@north saddle yikes

#

@keen topaz he isn't a myth

north saddle
#

Did u watch the video... the guy using they keyboard is U @marble fern

#

U would do something like that

marble fern
#

@north saddle nah

#

you would though

queen hornet
#

that video is just like the pes ones

north saddle
#

Yea but it’s triv

queen hornet
#

pes was nominated for an oscar tho

#

this is just a tribute

#

coachella is live btw

livid cedar
#

fuck

north saddle
queen hornet
#

i gagged

north saddle
pale sleet
#

I knew I shouldn't have opened ghostphosting 😤

keen topaz
#

oh hi trivista

marble fern
#

hello

north saddle
#

Triv acting up, he just dmed me

#

He said he enjoys playing

marble fern
#

wrong

#

I am currently playing Fallout: New Vegas

#

not Fortnite

north saddle
#

No

#

Ur playing fortnite

#

On the epic game store

marble fern
upbeat salmon
gritty rose
north saddle
#

I LOVE FORTNITE

marble fern
north saddle
#

OMG

#

Using a 24 hr clock???

#

It’s 10 PM not 21 ???

mild crystal
#

its 10:42 am

#

dude

north saddle
#

@marble fern

#

Gbalex that PFP scares me plz change it

#

10 mg jpegs???

#

Another reason why ur steveofstevethinkshesfunny TRIVISTAISANIDIOT

#

@marble fern

marble fern
#

@north saddle

north saddle
#

Omg

#

Graphics on that game suck

marble fern
#

IT IS 9 YEARS OLD

north saddle
#

It’s k it’s bad

marble fern
#

also graphics aren't everything

north saddle
#

Can sm1 tell me why I don’t have a headphone jack on my tablet

marble fern
#

fallout new vegas is a great game

north saddle
#

Ur real pega

marble fern
north saddle
#

Doesn’t mean anything

#

Bad game

wheat grail
#

Can't sprint

marble fern
#

@north saddle list a good rpg that isn't the witcher 3

north saddle
#

Skyrim

marble fern
#

Oblivion is better

north saddle
#

No ur dumb

marble fern
#

It is actually better

north saddle
#

It really wasn’t

marble fern
#

What about Morrowind?

north saddle
#

Morrowind on eso was good

#

Original morrowind sucked

marble fern
#

what the

#

it is confirmed

livid cedar
#

skyrim is the best rpg of all time

north saddle
#

U act up way to much @marble fern please control yourself peepoAff peepoAff peepoAff

#

I disagree @livid cedar

#

Witcher 3 was much better

livid cedar
#

remembers fortnite save the world

marble fern
#

Morrowind > Oblivion > Skyrim

livid cedar
#

no

north saddle
#

Triv stop

#

Ur acting dumb rn

marble fern
#

I want bethesda to add more rpg elements to the next elder scrolls game

north saddle
#

I don’t

#

Origins > odyssey btw

livid cedar
#

facts

#

origins was so much fun

north saddle
#

I agree

#

Odyssey felt very stale and repetitive

livid cedar
#

odyssey was an eh for me

#

yeah

marble fern
#

@north saddle you want the next elder scrolls game to not be a rpg at all?

north saddle
#

I 100% completed it tho

#

Yea @marble fern

#

I want the new ESO

#

To be

#

A live service game like destiny

marble fern
#

what the

north saddle
marble fern
#

^ tasso

north saddle
#

Ur acting up rn

#

Playing th3se bae games

livid cedar
#

Sal on switch when

upbeat salmon
north saddle
#

Also I’m having issues connecting headphones to my tablet ...

#

First time I actually want to use headphones

livid cedar
#

what issues

north saddle
#

Just noticed apple removed the jack

upbeat salmon
#

Tasso. If you say "acting up" one more time, I'm going to get my belt.

marble fern
#

Dragon Age 4 might be a live service game filled with microtransactions

livid cedar
#

if you get your belt im going to get Sal

north saddle
#

Ignore Steve and triv they are acting up help me solve my issue

livid cedar
#

not a good move

north saddle
#

How do I get headphones on this thing

#

Any tips

livid cedar
#

for new apple

upbeat salmon
#

Apple removed the headphone jack a while ago.

livid cedar
#

devices

north saddle
#

yea I have lightning headphones

upbeat salmon
#

Go get yourself some Air Pods, pleb.

north saddle
#

But this tablet has USB C

#

Ugh 😑

livid cedar
#

thats old as shit

north saddle
#

Yea Steve let me go buy some air pods

livid cedar
#

ill never use airpods

upbeat salmon
#

Do it, Tasso.

livid cedar
#

with health anxiety

north saddle
#

What em I 12?

#

A spoiled 14 year old

livid cedar
#

^^^

upbeat salmon
#

You can work at 12.

livid cedar
#

also low frequency waves can cause cell mutation

upbeat salmon
#

Not legally, but you can work at 12.

north saddle
#

Yea so the new iPad Pro doesn’t have a jack wtf do I do

#

Just noticed

livid cedar
#

get a switch

north saddle
#

Now that I want to plug in headphones

upbeat salmon
#

Offer is still open, Tasso. If you need some extra cash, I have some yard work you can do.

north saddle
#

Yea @upbeat salmon I’ll snag that deal

#

Buy me AirPods tho

livid cedar
#

ima bomb your yard

#

with pop it

#

just to troll tasso

north saddle
#

Actually considering them rn

livid cedar
#

no dont

upbeat salmon
#

"What am I? A spoiled 14 year old?" - Tasso
One minute later
"Yea so the new iPad Pro doesn't have a jack wtf" - also Tasso

north saddle
#

Since there is no other solution

livid cedar
#

dont get brain cancer tasso

north saddle
#

Steveofsteve I use this for school

#

Ur real OKSpin peepoAff

#

Don’t u have a IPhone x with a year of nitro ?

livid cedar
#

an*

north saddle
bronze plumeBOT
#

Alright, @livid cedar has been warned for 'Posted a link'.

north saddle
#

Taking a while to disagree or agree with my statement @upbeat salmon

#

Nice Steve went radio silent

boreal ferry
#

i gotta ask

#

whats the aff in peepoaff mean

livid cedar
#

as fuck fuck

#

duh

boreal ferry
#

ass fashion flakes?

north saddle
livid cedar
#

what in the shit

north saddle
#

Did @upbeat salmon brain crash hello 👋

boreal ferry
#

you didnt know the iphone x doesnt have a phone jack?

north saddle
#

I don’t have a iPhone X

#

Steve does tho

boreal ferry
#

oops, i mean ipad pro

#

apple doesnt like headphone jacks

north saddle
#

yea I never use headphones and the one time I want to I realize I can’t plug them in

boreal ferry
#

gotta use dongles now

north saddle
#

See everything would be ok right I have lightning headphones

#

Problem is this iPad is USB C

boreal ferry
#

rip

north saddle
#

And who the fk has USB c headphones

boreal ferry
#

no one

north saddle
#

Exactly

#

So @upbeat salmon can u buy me some AirPods ???

boreal ferry
#

ive never heard of lightning headphones either though....

north saddle
#

I’ll take a picture for u

#

C

mild crystal
#

insane

north saddle
#

But these don’t help my case

upbeat salmon
#

@north saddle Sure, but only if you cut all the grass in my backyard with a pair of scissors, and clean my driveway with a toothbrush.

north saddle
#

@upbeat salmon for the air pods ???

#

May I ask