#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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great now this is on my screen in class
its a man being crushed throught a floor
fun
I remember when that song came out
That's lego
but a lot more dense
Omg

i want it to be pinned 
THE DELETE BUTTON GOT STUCK

FUCK

lmao
its pemdas dont worry
math checks out
wtf is pemads
PEMDAS
order of operations
okay
so i cant do this relations ship anymore coming to this knowlege of @spring stump no knowing PEMDAS

i thought we needed eachother
how dare you
fine ill go with @somber anvil then
hes far more better than u


Hi
potato is into facesitting btw 
i decided to drink alone and now me and lego are talking about thicc bois
not really

i dont wanna die
im fat i dont really give a damn 

Bro
Kept you waiting huh?
he druk

wait
Potato calm down
no you calm down
lucky is that potatoes brain?
well you have your brain so 
oh the meme channel is back
OMG MEME CHANNEL NIS BACK
- look at the date
- people are bad at reading
and want to play OW but ik i will break the pc
uhhh
just play it

fucking heartburn 

awesome.exe not found
why dont you think your awesome
what about my awesome?
what about my awesome
im gonna repeat this till you fix the grammer 
@somber anvil help i broke potato

I WILL GET THAT FUCKER BACK
Calm down potato
im calm
cause i can 
im scared
muted
@ eva
Run
I am always here, Potato
You should know this by now
you cant see me
eva alternates which eyes get rest
but
Potato...
I can always see you. You will never be invisible to me
you matter
❤

||this chat is invis therefore you cant see me||
thats hot
also ty eva 
um
bye
LEGO NO
NOOOOO
have fun 
omg
p!info
Eva is 
is Pokecord not in this channel only in memes? @somber anvil
Not supost to work anywhere

It’s called April fools 
yo potato
do it
Pokecord in ghostposting would be fun
omg that's a great idea
GHOST PING
Hey eva accept potato request to join clan ples

lego man go to class!
I will when I can
take ur time
Okei
The best memes are the ones that circle the funny part in red
I mean
no
So you know where the funny part is
that just ruins it
Potato
eva

👀
Eva is A better Potato Gal
what
potto is mashed
the derpas from the channel will see if you're fit for it
Eva ur actually
good
Today

Tasso is so
@normal forge ur extremely
today acting a lot like triv
what even is a derpa role
derp sherpa

Ik sorry

triv is like the nicest here
🔥
love
your potato hands???
and affection
monka
Brb dont ping me
nah

my potato hands can f some people up
dont underestimate the potato
Eva 
Always underestimate the potato
i no get hug
^me dodging love and affection
tasso
shush
or you'll catch these hands
lmao the title is "psychobitch"
lmaoooo
Cats are assholes
isn't b... a female dog?
"Cats are better"
You woke up to a cat's asshole in your face
@upbeat salmon stop being rude
EVERY PERSON WHO SAYS CATS ARE ASSHOLES NEVER OWNED A CAT OR NEVER PET'D ONE
cats can be awesome
trust
My cat is the furthest thing from an asshole
My friend owned two cats. I spent a lot of time around them.
Cats are definitely assholes.
All of my cats are very loving
my cat loves to sit on laps and just be petted
I have 6 cats btw....
They got rid of their cats and replaced them with a superior dog when they had a kid 👌
she chill af and never annoying
To many probably, but we cant get rid of them
well how did you get rid of it lol

Nah, they gave them to someone else.
They all love pets, one of my cats just gets on my bed and rolls around meowing at me to pet him
my cat is an only cat i can feel her getting loney when no one is home
im planning to get another one
just so she can enjoy life
same robbie
I want to get another dog, but I have the worst luck with animals.
Every dog I've owned has had major medical issues.
when my cat is asleep and i get a phone call and it not on silent she comes at me meowing love biting me
telling me to stfu
and let her sleep
its the best tbh

My yellow lab had lung cancer and needed a lung removed.
My sheltie had her gallbladder burst and needed emergency surgery.
are they ok now?

That's good
Breaking my "you're a dodo I won't talk to you until you come to your senses and admit it's pink" Steve, try getting a stray dog. In general, dogs that have specific breed are prone to having specific diseases and get sick more easily than strays.
true
@tame sapphire 
Back to my "you're a dodo I won't talk to you until you come to your senses and admit it's pink" bye
@upbeat salmon is extremely 
steve is such a chad
If I can find a stray yellow lab or sheltie, I'd definitely get one.
i had a stray cat come to our door step cuz my cat was on the other side and she sat there for days
i gave her water and food everyday
Unfortunately, I'm doing a lot of travelling between two states this year so it would be hard to own a dog right now.
she still comes from day to day
Rainbow 6 Siege new event is 
Look at this cat
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Thas one of my cats
@north saddle 
@upbeat salmon
From April 1st To 8th, play the game like you’ve never seen it before. Get ready because it’s going to be MAGICAL! Reimagine the Rainbow Six Siege story on a different scale with the new event Rainbow is Magic.
She's very lovey too

Well I'm playing that
the map reskin that they did for plane takes place on a toy plane within House (the map)

Yo

LOOK AT THOSE DOGGOS
Wanna see one of my other cats?
Shelties
i need one
i wonder what dog breeds get along with cats
ik its all about how dogs act etc
but i wonder if some breed are ok with cats
If you get a sheltie, it's better to get two of them.
yea iv been told
@marble fern#000
I wish a had my window lowered a bit so my cat can sleep next to it
And other two are girls
I'm sure your cat would love it =p
True
I also have a ver derpy looking dog
Along with my 6 cats
A small jack Russell/chihuahua mix
i want more cat picks 
Omgggg
Granted my keyboard sits on my lap
I literally have to clean my mouse pad cuz bits of litter might be on it
Cuz they get stuck on her paws
6 cats and 1 dog, I'm allergic to cata
True.
You should own dogs instead.
My mom is allergic to both
Well we had 2
They had kittens...
We couldn't find people to take them and eventually we fell in love with them
We would have 7 but we got a hone for one of them
Do you think trimming a cats hair is cruelv
?*
Like if its too long
or if it gets everywhere
Yea fuck shaving
Shaving is cruel af
Also if you cut your cats nails then thats just cruel
Yea
@boreal ferry 
For Honor event is also 
Surprise attack!
we can die happy
I'm probably posting to many cat pics
i guess
welf has big brain

idk why you want a new channel as long as your memes arent about destiny they can go here
and if theyre about destiny #💬destiny-chat
its the best
i did see and like that and wish i knew about it hours ago
as i told the mod that showed me "the best suggestions dont come from the channel"
yes
Should have @ everyone'd when you closed the channel back down to rub salt in the wound 
stop giving him ideas that make me suffer please thanks

also, Welf
HELLO
how about
the MOD who showed you? come on, you should be realistic and say "staff-manager-in-the-making" mkay
we have a monthyl meme event
where meme channel is open
for 2 hours
once a month
No
no

Set the memes channel so only superior donators can post.
@upbeat salmon here works no?
it's like "oh hey it's fun to joke about killing babies haha"
yea thats fucked up
its also annoying seeing people use the wrong lfg's in the wrong lfg channel
@spring stump Having $5 in disposable income.
"sex with underage girls haha"
makes my blood boil
people are dumb
and Memes seem to bring all those peoples together
Thankfully, I only go for women 45+
Tfw all the people ignore you when u say hi
This feels too close to irl
PogChamp
Just like the simulations
Memes was open for like 1 hour then the first mute came 
There are a lot of bad memes in #393881693871800320.
I respect your attempts to make us smile, but a lot of you failed.
I had good memes :(
It's as though some of you pulled these memes out of a dumpster and decided to repost them here.
Disappointing.
A for effort though.
That and the rest of the internet does infact exist
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I’ll have wook let them know later with a link to the BL server
How will I let people know about the superiority of the Trebuchet as a castle siege engine now? 
Only 7,042 more people until the Welfare-funded pizza party 👌

i applied like a week ago
At 100k we revert back to role pings ok
hopefully i get accepted 
Same
If you're accepted, you should receive the "P
tato" role.
And thats why ur not gonna get
well
You filthy weeb
Being a mod isn’t all that bad
true
But it isn’t all hookers and sunshine
Idk i barely see any mods talk
Do mods get paid in hookers and blow?
Its mostly the same ones
Nah being a mod isn’t bad it’s the less than nice people we deal with sometimes
If so.... I'll apply right now.
@marble fern 
@carmine glacier here was from a time when being a mod was a lot of work
If i become mod ill prolly go inactive like the other 90% mods i never saw send a message ever
Manual role setting Sherpa supervising etc
Literally all you would have to do to be a good chat mod is be active in chat and make sure it’s on topic
@mild crystal knows this
manual role setting was bad but
I like being up there so people can judge my music
I've never even seen some of your mods in chat.
having to say
Navist is the reason behind our whole automation
He gets a pass
Plus he is very active behind the scenes
Welcome @flat talon to the server let us know if you have any questions every time we set a role was worse
😂
Tim is our community manager
if i do accepted ill probs be a chat mod which is fine cuz ill get to mute @north saddle
jk ❤
Aka hiring manager
Yeah she’s a cool chick
She plays fortnut
fortnite isnt bad with friends

but right now its bad
Season 20
also welfare are the giveaways for bl3 codes?
Im pretty sure there is another staff guydude that doesnt talk
But is currently offline
welf memes 
Hmmm
It's probably going to be released in Q3
Never seen MasterHades in chat before. And I've been here for more than 3 months now.
I've seen Willy in #💬destiny-chat
hey you guys like my new mode? : D
Why is everyone always hiding from me : (
Ban @faint sage for using light theme
^
Dude's a serial killer
xD

also how can anyone look at that and think it's not pink I have no idea
I @faint sage You @tame sapphire 💛
You mean... very light violet
Its lightish red
...
What do you have against serial killers
Havok begone
I 💙 @tame sapphire
right now just my fists but I can arrange something better @mild crystal
❤ Caboose
React for Free Ban
Cereal
...
Cant even take you fucking cereal rn
lo
all those who put milk before, Welfare
anyays
off
Hi Eva o/
@full forge No. Cease. No fisting.
hi
hi
hi

milk before cereal thats all
Cereal, milk, then bowl in that order
hi
hi
hi
@pokk is the imposter we need APOKE XD
Nice ping
you gotta ban me first
First spoon then milk then bowl then cereal
Cereal 🤢
@full forge yikes how tf can u judge if u put enough cereals ?
instructions unclear
All about eggs benedict in the morning.

@tame sapphire ur supposed to pour the MILK into the bag that the cereal is in and then you pour it into the bowl

wut
guys help
i need a name that rhymes with driver
so it would be like
blankDriverBlank
what do i put in blank
You're supposed to throw the milk and cereal in a blender and drink it like a smoothie.
gross
Sour
Pour the milk into the cereal box then pour it into the bowl Im dumb
Gone
i hate human beings that like to shut down meme channels (not welfare)
Best cereal is Cocoa Pebbles by far
I hate human beings who post shitty memes in #meme channels.
Fruity Pebbles tho
i pour orange juice into my cocoa pebbles 
Welfare do u think the sept 13th thing was april 1st or nah @glossy vault
i pour maple syrup in my lettuce
?
thats the release date
There should be a database of memes with ratings for each meme. Posting a meme with a rating under 7 should get you banned from the internet.
Oct 1?
yes
@upbeat salmon is a 3/10 meme at best
Of what
Destiny Lanthem 3
the pop on console is gonna gte killed by call of duty RIPSKIE
Ebiiccc
@broken lion Your trebuchet memes are dumpster-class memes.
Destiny 3: Cayde 7 and the Demise of Uldren Sov
10/1
You say that but are you capable of launching a 95kg object over 300 meters @upbeat salmon ? 
Whos the best D2 Youtuber
me
and a new race will be there in D3
@broken lion Yes. Yes, I can.
Mee6* @glossy vault

CK, FB, RK, NK, or GM
i cant post shit on apex serv wtf

Alright back to this trash tier 100% playthrough
Welf are you streaming? 
i did 4 hr speed of Borderlands 2 @glossy vault
no i dont have good enough internet tostream
oof

ill load up
LOL
You need better internet.
Important question
I live in the middle of the ocean and my internet is a sattelite
there is no better internet here
Do you guys call it Data or Data
Datto
Start a petition to get some Google Fiber in your area.
nice should be easy to get both my neighbors to sign it
im gonna do 4 player co-op on goat sim
All the ISP's in my area are blocking Google from setting up Fiber in my area.
The next best option is Comcast Cable, and they fucking suck.
I wanna get a Internet router and motem with a car battery put into my body so Everyon ewill love me, you could say i would be a h0tsp0t
There was to a point where my family was using 700+ gb every 3 days
wtf
@upbeat salmon

There was 7 people living there
Was everyone in your house streaming at once?
i dont even know how to start my stream 
yo welf 💛
geoforce
If you care to
Just click "Start Streaming"
Strem
I don't know what you're talking about, Socius.
Your State needs more corn.
D2
Is there anything fun to do in Iowa? Besides running through corn fields?
@upbeat salmon i forgot they existed tbh
You forgot corn existed in Iowa....?
I just go to school go home go to school go home
Corn is everywhere in Iowa though
You probably can't walk down to the corner store without getting face-fucked by a bushel of corn.
Iowa ranks #1 in the production of corn.
It also got voted best place to live
Anyone here know how the logitech software works? I'm trying to make a macro (sotp ball duping) and I can't figure out how to add mouse button 5
Iowa farmers produce more than 2.51 BILLION bushels of corn annually.
Apparently cows and Soy too
@prime palm U made a mistake already
??
Oof
Actually, scratch that. Their list is weird. Iowa City ranks #4.
Logitech g403 has the best sensor though 
also u dont neeed a macro for ballduping u just throw 2 grenades and right when u die U hold Interact
More consistent with a macro
Is that... DESTINY TALK IN #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk ?! 
no?
yes
im not talking about it

6 days until....?
We all get banned?
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yes
Yeah. Can't even read it.
It sums it up if u click on it
clicking things<not clicking things
No Nitro for you, Havok.
i remeber when creechy wolf sent me an expired code for nitro called HAVOKNEEDSNITRO lol
@creechywolf
@wreechycolf
are you on drugs
spahreP
type faster
oN
ees I
uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɯ ɥɐu
pepe emoji is censored
That's cheating
wow they didn't notice I said no one cares!
plᴉnq ɔd uɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uɐ ǝʌɐɥ I
What a fascinating creature
Someone, somewhere, has just screamed "Where's the water cooling!?"
Even though it's not that good
I bet it makes the room 6 degrees colder lmao
uʍop ǝpısdn
Try to beat my uhh acer
And cpu
Try to beat my commodore for playing games
Try to beat me
Nvidia geforce lmao
You can't
@upbeat river so you are saying. Everyone is speaking Australian?
Alright, @dim field has been warned for 'Duplicated text'.
Welcome to Elpis. Non Australians
What the f*** is that


@upbeat river 
me
Hi

I am the demon. Idk why you're calling these people demons. 
I just put in my new cpu and thought that I broke the whole thing BUT I DIDNT
@marble fern Elpis is garbage
Yes



Not bad but the BL1 claptrap dlc is better
Even in the borderlands discord people are more scared of Eva than me
Maybe I need to start banning people

what the
I'll play with you if you get the remaster
robbie do it
Are you in the borderlands discord legoman?
yes
I'll start with you then

What about the lack of fast travel points in the DLC areas
That too
Had to travel like 3 different areas to get to craw and another 1-2 for knoxx
Also no minimap didn't help traveling
You just had a compass bar on the bottom
Rip #393881693871800320 you were too pure for this filthy world
"pure"
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Any filth you may have seen is a direct result result of the filthy world
lmfao
I told u memes is open as a april fools JOKE
I said it earlier this morning
I WIN
Noooo I missed out on being in memes again
Dw you are still a meme, just like Tasso.
Is there any nitro emoji where it is the same shade of gray as the dark theme and you say "go to light theme", then when you do, it says "light theme sux"
In gray
@LuckyPants#187273
Wall: Ok trebuchet, I'm going over 300 meters away!
Trebuchet: Ok wall
Trebuchet: runs to computer
Searches "Where can I find a 90 kg rock?
@broken lion
Wall: Ok trebuchet, I'm going over 300 meters away!
Trebuchet: Ok wall
Trebuchet: runs to computer
Searches "Where can I find a 90 kg rock?
True poetry
It's not for you
Some choose Drifter, other choose vanguard, I choose the third option


















