💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[silent dew]

but there's always that one asshole

[timid agate]

There is always that 1%

Of uk ppl

[silent dew]

always a guy called dave or a girl called janice

[timid agate]

[silent dew]

(stereotyping)

but yeah

[timid agate]

Imagine doing that when you are on uni

Must be extra dumb

[mild crystal]

Someone left a empty iPhone box on my desk

[timid agate]

What about it

[mild crystal]

Co workers said it was a prank

[timid agate]

Ah they got you good

Giving iphone just like that

[mild crystal]

[worldly shard]

[silent dew]

i think i may stay in bed all day, play mobile games and watch youtube

[buoyant rock]

Noice

[wicked topaz]

I wish I could do that.
I am at work with pain and people annoy me. feelsgoodman

Take me home

[tulip harbor]

Gayposting

[hardy pewter]

what game isnt boring to play

[cold crag]

Hollow Knight

Best $15 I've spent

[hardy pewter]

free I mean

[cold crag]

On Kongregate search for a game named 'Black' by bontegames

[hardy pewter]

found it

[somber anvil]

Kongregate has great games

[mild crystal]

^

@somber anvil u wana play

or r u at school

[somber anvil]

school

[mild crystal]

oh

[hearty pebble]

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

[mild crystal]

Whether we wanted it or not, this is the wrong chat for this. So let's get to taking out this message above us and move it to #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk.

[paper sage]

[mild crystal]

Lmao

[agile heath]

guys i'm not gay

[mild crystal]

ok

[paper sage]

bet

[agile heath]

APRIL FOOLS

[bronze plume]

Alright, @agile heath has been warned for 'Duplicated text'.

[somber anvil]

[hardy pewter]

finished black

ez game

to any one who feels like sleeping/watching youtube/ playing mobile games today, I too have that feeling... and it feels weird cus I dont wanna play any pc game somehow

maybe I'll try dota

[mild crystal]

Hit me up

For DotA

Auto chess or normal

[hardy pewter]

I am first timer lul

its been sitting in my pc for 3 years already and I havent touched

[mild crystal]

Yikes

I suggest playing autochess

First

[hardy pewter]

ok

[hardy pewter]

meh I give up

I dont like the feeling of stationary cameras

[paper sage]

that didnt take long

[hardy pewter]

turbo all pick game

[timid agate]

I can't wait to get home

[vale pebble]

School starts again today

And it's April fool's

Monka

[somber anvil]

vacation for me starts this week

[mild crystal]

pog

final exams april 29 to may 3

then no school till august 8

[vale pebble]

that's how my school be

Except i go like one week more

[spring stump]

I got 2 weeks then a week off to study for finu

[vale pebble]

And this year we start in September because scheduling changes

[spring stump]

Finals

[somber anvil]

@spring stump

@vale pebble 🐱

[spring stump]

Beeee

[somber anvil]

brother potato

[vale pebble]

@somber anvil 🐝

[mild crystal]

WOAH

MEMES

[somber anvil]

#393881693871800320

[mild crystal]

is memes only open for donators or smth

[latent matrix]

Its for everyone

[mild crystal]

inb4 this is just april fools

i cri if its just april fools

[latent matrix]

Better make good use of it then 😮

[vale pebble]

i c an po s t i n it

[sharp sage]

I'm tempted to make a suggestion for it to be an ark lfg server for 24 hours will I get banned ?

[vale pebble]

idk try it

[somber anvil]

You wont get banned but wont be accepted

[vale pebble]

Don't trust him he holds the power to ban

he's baiting you

[somber anvil]

Whomst?

me?

nah

[vale pebble]

[somber anvil]

Am nice bee

[vale pebble]

[somber anvil]

@latent matrix great answer

[latent matrix]

@sharp sage its april first

otherwise yes

[glossy vault]

Wouldn’t expect anything yes

Less

[somber anvil]

@crude sluice

!modapp

[bronze plume]

Glad to see you are interested in becoming a moderator! You can apply here: https://tinyurl.com/d2pclfgmodapp

[glossy vault]

Thought that was ghost posting lmao

[somber anvil]

this is ghostposting

[crude sluice]

@somber anvil I already mod the warframe community discord I don't wanna mod another

[latent matrix]

I got distracted

:^)

[crude sluice]

[somber anvil]

This one has 92k

better

[latent matrix]

93 close

[somber anvil]

!invite

[bronze plume]

Invite your friends!
https://discord.gg/d2pclfg

Check out our Borderlands 3 LFG Server!
https://discord.gg/ssdF6Uf

[somber anvil]

[mild crystal]

close but no cigar

[somber anvil]

Member joining bit slower now

[hidden bough]

@crude sluice inv me when attica prime comes

[latent matrix]

we've got 75% of the community

[marble fern]

#393881693871800320 is back

[latent matrix]

who's left

[marble fern]

[somber anvil]

yes triv

[glossy vault]

@ creechy

[somber anvil]

still not back

[crude sluice]

@hidden bough equinox, stradavar and tipedo prime incoming

[hidden bough]

Stradavar...

[crude sluice]

i sold a real nice riven for it for cheap a couple of months ago

[hidden bough]

nice

guess ill never go back to WF

[crude sluice]

there's an event for opticor vandal

it's like plague star

[hidden bough]

its it over with

isnt*

[crude sluice]

yea itll return like plague star

[somber anvil]

@glossy vault you can just get max gil with pc version

@golden frost

[hidden bough]

ngl

My main turn down with WF is the standing cap

remove the daily cap and ill play it again

[glossy vault]

@somber anvil not when you don’t cheat my dude

[somber anvil]

Eww not cheating

in a sp game

[mild crystal]

playing an sp game

what the

[glossy vault]

If I could cheat it would’ve been to dodge the 200 lightning bolts for lulus crest

[somber anvil]

You want to?

Get AHK

Either that or just get the crest with a save editor

[glossy vault]

I got it legit

[somber anvil]

noice

I got to around 100 legit and got struck

[glossy vault]

Got struck on my 201 dodge lmao so close to raging

[somber anvil]

then just quit

You also gonna do tournaments for wakka's CW? @glossy vault

[mild crystal]

welf's relationship to d2 summarized by bee (2019, colorized)

[glossy vault]

Yeah hardest part of that is the 800 encounters

Blitz is a joke with the welfare strat

[somber anvil]

I coudlnt be bothered doing blitzball

Boring to me

[glossy vault]

All you have to do is be in the lead and hold the ball

Easy wins

[somber anvil]

Missed pun chance

oh well

[glossy vault]

I’m sure there will BEE more opportunities

[somber anvil]

indeed

[mild crystal]

ok im blocking welf for that one

[glossy vault]

Yeeeet

[somber anvil]

@mild crystal Have you tried turning it off and back on

[mild crystal]

yeah

[somber anvil]

Tried it again?

[mild crystal]

for like 10 min yeah lol

[somber anvil]

hm

[mild crystal]

and restarted

[somber anvil]

get another vpn

[mild crystal]

thanks pc

[somber anvil]

No worries

[mild crystal]

i have to get on vpn to get another vpn

[golden frost]

For spectators

https://lichess.org/3l4QaIFL

[mild crystal]

this is my struggle

@golden frost this isn't gambit

[somber anvil]

Watch me get beat by a babi green

[golden frost]

the first piece has fallen

[lilac sandal]

@mild crystal
unban or riot

[mild crystal]

you're not banned

also i thought i did

what the

[lilac sandal]

[timid agate]

@lilac sandal donator 👀 👀

[marble fern]

@lilac sandal what the

you are a donator

[lilac sandal]

[golden frost]

Bee has been trapped

the big jebait

[mild crystal]

omega

bee just alt f4

[somber anvil]

[hidden bough]

Lets play backgammon

chess is for 6 iq

backgammon is for 6*10^23 IQ

[golden frost]

😅

hard match

GG bee ❤

[vale pebble]

Draw your own name in Tuppers function

[somber anvil]

"Hard"

[golden frost]

You had me running towards the end

I got lucky that the knight defended both pieces at the same time

[vale pebble]

[spice fern]

partydoge>bee

[golden frost]

in this 1 match of chess maybe

[gritty crystal]

Lmfao.
I'm a moderator in a few sort of big servers
And we changed the names to stupid shit, and there's so many people leaving

[somber anvil]

Oof

[marble fern]

[mild crystal]

no nitro so uh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/475584993146699776.png?v=1

hey @golden frost i finally got a vpn that works

spam time

[golden frost]

pog?

[mild crystal]

not for you

[golden frost]

damn

ego'd by @mild crystal

[normal forge]

why do people use gyazo why dnt they just copy the pic and paste it 4head

[gilded chasm]

idk

because people dont know

that they can just do tat

[normal forge]

people are stupid

[gilded chasm]

people are people

[normal forge]

[gilded chasm]

is that confusing to you?

[normal forge]

[gilded chasm]

[boreal ferry]

[gilded chasm]

😦

[north saddle]

@marble fern is very

[boreal ferry]

[broken lion]

@north saddle is very

[mild crystal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/480872368626204682.gif?v=1

[north saddle]

No

[broken lion]

[marble fern]

^

[glossy vault]

#393881693871800320 is open

[north saddle]

O

[glossy vault]

H

[north saddle]

Holy there goes my mobile data

I click on it 20 Mb wasted

Loading up all the pictures

[upbeat river]

Memes is open

But for how long

We may never know

[north saddle]

Is memes for donators only

???

[upbeat river]

No

Why would it??

[north saddle]

Ouf just asking

[normal forge]

@north saddle ur just as as everyone else

[north saddle]

@normal forge ur acting like @marble fern rn very

[normal forge]

trivista has more brain cells than me and u combined

[north saddle]

[normal forge]

[north saddle]

@normal forge ur real

Yoshi?

The real one

[normal forge]

k

[north saddle]

I’m on mobile

Can’t C the name

[normal forge]

its the real 1

[somber anvil]

[normal forge]

Bee

no

[north saddle]

[normal forge]

lol

[north saddle]

Wait what

🐝

[normal forge]

inb4 Thorn

[north saddle]

What

[normal forge]

@somber anvil i sry

Tasso Did Lucas get banned

[north saddle]

Which Lucas

Oh why is he gone ?

[mild crystal]

which one

[normal forge]

the toxic 1

[mild crystal]

@lament sun

[normal forge]

The spider

[mild crystal]

what the

he's here

[north saddle]

@lament sun

[normal forge]

@Dragonian

[north saddle]

@wraith mortaran

[mild crystal]

oof

[north saddle]

@vale pebblencat

[mild crystal]

justice for mooncat

[normal forge]

Did he get booned?

[mild crystal]

yesterday yeah

[north saddle]

Why is he gone again

[normal forge]

he deserved it monka

[mild crystal]

"everybody gangsta until eva threatened bans"

[wicked topaz]

Guys.

[mild crystal]

respect

[north saddle]

Hi

[normal forge]

Eva is Very Chill

[wicked topaz]

Recommanding to not even start it. Thanks.

[normal forge]

👌

[mild crystal]

hey @normal forge i just quoted

[normal forge]

i saw

[marble fern]

^ tasso

[north saddle]

@marble fern

Acts up every single day

[normal forge]

True Triv LOL

[bronze plume]

Alright, @normal forge has been warned for 'Duplicated text'.

[normal forge]

[mild crystal]

best triv

[north saddle]

[marble fern]

[mild crystal]

gimme nitro you rich fucks

[marble fern]

[gritty crystal]

zendi

dm me the server that emote is from

[mild crystal]

yes

[north saddle]

Ur so lucky the old post got deleted @marble fern

[mild crystal]

oh sure

[north saddle]

Ur in the lead now

[spice fern]

which post is that?

[north saddle]

#donate

[spice fern]

dont think i contributed

[north saddle]

This is the old one

[spice fern]

contributed

[normal forge]

#VoteTriv2019

@north saddle

[somber anvil]

[broken lion]

[somber anvil]

Come

[broken lion]

[somber anvil]

[spice fern]

@somber anvil

[somber anvil]

[spice fern]

ahhh

[broken lion]

Um @somber anvil

[spice fern]

fucking heartburn

[broken lion]

Check #393881693871800320

Scroll up a lil

[somber anvil]

Oh no

[broken lion]

[somber anvil]

I CANT LOAD IMAGES

DAMN MOBILE DATA

[broken lion]

Oof

[spice fern]

dm lucky have him do it

[broken lion]

I'll dm a mod

[somber anvil]

@wicked topaz #393881693871800320

[normal forge]

TFW bee wont stop talking in emojis

[wicked topaz]

?

?

[somber anvil]

See memew

[spice fern]

scroll up in #393881693871800320

theres some things

[somber anvil]

According to pants something is up there AND I CANT LOAF IMAGES

[normal forge]

when did welf open memes

[somber anvil]

Today

[broken lion]

@wicked topaz oh I DM'd you too

[spice fern]

want me to descibe it to you bee in dms?

[somber anvil]

Nah padi got it

[spice fern]

aight

[broken lion]

That guy just won't stop posting

Oh thank

[somber anvil]

Oof muted

[marble fern]

yes

[broken lion]

Good lol

[marble fern]

[broken lion]

He was posting some uh stuff

[wicked topaz]

Muted?

?

[spice fern]

padi can uhhh we get some heavy bans somewhere

just anywhere is fine

[somber anvil]

[wicked topaz]

Like

[sharp sage]

@latent matrix i actually think it's a great idea it gives welfare a place to lfg and what's wrong about pinging people when you want to post an lfg post every time

[wicked topaz]

Not even 5 hours

[spice fern]

ye

[normal forge]

@somber anvil

[broken lion]

And people wonder why #393881693871800320 was shut down

[spice fern]

wait lemme try something

!ban @normal forge

[bronze plume]

[NA/EU] Legoman3635#1111, it doesn't look like you can use that.

[spice fern]

darn

[broken lion]

Oof

[spice fern]

ill try again tomorrow

[normal forge]

ur done Lego

[spice fern]

am i

[normal forge]

[spice fern]

still here so guess not

[broken lion]

[normal forge]

[spice fern]

[normal forge]

[broken lion]

[normal forge]

Im 200iq @spice fern

[spice fern]

hey

dont take the absolute value of your iq and think you can use that

[normal forge]

Tell bee im sorry

[spice fern]

[normal forge]

🐝

[spice fern]

[normal forge]

[mild crystal]

[normal forge]

[wicked topaz]

Let me Try @spice fern

[mossy anchor]

!ban @marble fern

[bronze plume]

[NA/EU] WinterCinder#1991, it doesn't look like you can use that.

[mossy anchor]

damn.

[wicked topaz]

Try again for a penny

[marble fern]

!ban @mossy anchor

[bronze plume]

[NA] Trivista#1267, it doesn't look like you can use that.

[mossy anchor]

lol

[hardy pewter]

!ban @hardy pewter

[bronze plume]

[NA] PoppyGloria#1131, it doesn't look like you can use that.

[wicked topaz]

That looks like fun

Let me in

[mossy anchor]

Dude this fucking wierdo keeps sending me Friend Requests

[hardy pewter]

NOOOO

[wicked topaz]

I think

I start with... hmm

[mossy anchor]

@wicked topaz It's that wierd trivista guy

[wicked topaz]

Poppy seems good.

[hardy pewter]

dont do it.....

[mossy anchor]

[spring stump]

im sad

[timid agate]

[spring stump]

i want food

[wicked topaz]

@hardy pewter

[timid agate]

LMAOO

[spring stump]

but food is nowhere to be found

[wicked topaz]

Eat yourself

[spring stump]

let me eat you

😉

[wicked topaz]

You are a potato

[hardy pewter]

[wicked topaz]

@mossy anchor Idk that weird guy.
I just accepted it so it will stop.

Or block

[marble fern]

@wicked topaz

[wicked topaz]

1 Blocked msg

[broken lion]

This might be an April Fools joke but I am 100% ok with this

[wicked topaz]

It was a joke, and they actually removed it.

[spice fern]

we riot if its brought back

[wicked topaz]

But they reinvented it already since it caused Migranes for some users.

Since they can't use Dark Theme Apps.

Just read the twitter post and you will see.

[spice fern]

tldr

im fat thats too much work

[wicked topaz]

tl;dr

We knew that already

[spice fern]

yea ik

but some might not have s 🤷

[wicked topaz]

No, we made a public announcment for it.

Dw we got you buddy.

[spice fern]

ah thanks

[wicked topaz]

[spice fern]

@ welfare please @everone in memes and say im fat thanks

[broken lion]

@ welfare April Fools Founder Giveaway when?

[spice fern]

[wicked topaz]

I think it would be a great Idea to make a giveaway.
5 bans for 5 lucky people.

@glossy vault Do you approve?

[spice fern]

[boreal ferry]

Oo

[spice fern]

bot is rigged against me so i wont win

[boreal ferry]

I'll ask wook to do that in the borderlands server

[mild crystal]

🦀 they deleted light theme 🦀

[wicked topaz]

The slowest Snake in the hood.

[spice fern]

@mild crystal wait you are internet explorer?

now we wait a few hours for a response

[mild crystal]

wh

i only just got on

[wicked topaz]

https://discordapp.com/channels/356833056562348042/469636493015777280/562286959192440884

read @mild crystal

AND BE REFORMED

IE USER

[mild crystal]

yeah i knew it was april fools

[hidden bough]

had some great chips this morning,.

[wicked topaz]

They actually deleted it Vib.

[mild crystal]

holey crap

[hidden bough]

o yeah

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-5346750

[faint sage]

@hidden bough hey

i’m pregnant and you are the father

[hidden bough]

o ffs

[faint sage]

april fools haha

[hidden bough]

well
im gone.

[faint sage]

LMFAO

[mild crystal]

pregant

[faint sage]

pergant

[mild crystal]

https://youtu.be/15nNY7uofNw?t=80

[upbeat river]

Pregante

[mild crystal]

MEME CHAT IS BACK

[spice fern]

for now

just remember what day it is

[broken lion]

Bring #393881693871800320 back for under 12 hours

And it ALL goes to shit again

[spark dock]

waiiiit since when was memes back

[tame sapphire]

I remember now why I hated memes channel 😂

[broken lion]

Already 1 mute today how many more to go?

[spark dock]

yo memes was my home until it got struck by idiots

posting about redacted

not even redacted memes

[jolly lantern]

APRIL FOOLS

[north saddle]

Memes is getting shut down tmr

It was a April fools joke

[spark dock]

[normal forge]

@tame sapphire you hate everything

[spark dock]

atleast she doesnt hate flowers

[timid agate]

nice

only shitposts

there

[normal forge]

ikr she loves flowes

Is memes only open for april fools?

[spark dock]

prob

[timid agate]

most likely

i liked it when it was closed

since ppl dont know what is meme

and what is clueless pictures

[spark dock]

cause welfora likes to play with out feelings

our

[tame sapphire]

I love flowers

[timid agate]

i dont have flower to give so here is heart

[tame sapphire]

And Lord that's basically it. Some people think that every nonsense picture is automatically a meme, and some people think that memes must be offensive or they aren't memes

[normal forge]

Eva = 🌻

[tame sapphire]

💛

[spark dock]

im growing flowers in my garden

[timid agate]

thats sad Eva

[spark dock]

👀

[normal forge]

Eva

[timid agate]

eva intensifies

[normal forge]

[tame sapphire]

When memes was active and I went to tell someone they can't post racist images they'd go like

[normal forge]

This is The song that doesn't End

[tame sapphire]

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A MEME IS"

[timid agate]

[tame sapphire]

@normal forge 💙

[normal forge]

[timid agate]

[normal forge]

[timid agate]

at the end...yeah they are clueless

[fierce bolt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRozAbaKs9M

[broken lion]

The funny thing is that that exact situation Eva described probably just happened earlier

[timid agate]

i mean in server of

!invite

[bronze plume]

Invite your friends!
https://discord.gg/d2pclfg

Check out our Borderlands 3 LFG Server!
https://discord.gg/ssdF6Uf

[timid agate]

its normal

to expect some shit like that

[tame sapphire]

Common sense isn't as common as I thought

[normal forge]

@glossy vault Shuts down server as an April Fools Joke

[tame sapphire]

And being a mod crushed my hope in the human kind

[normal forge]

wow

[timid agate]

poor eva

[tame sapphire]

😭

[somber anvil]

@tame sapphire no cry

[normal forge]

THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESNT ENDDDDD

[somber anvil]

[normal forge]

YES IT GOES ON AN ON MY FRIEND

[tame sapphire]

💛

[somber anvil]

💛

[normal forge]

💛

[timid agate]

@somber anvil

i need your help

[somber anvil]

what

[timid agate]

let me just slide in dm

[normal forge]

bee

[somber anvil]

[normal forge]

🤜 🐝

[somber anvil]

[tame sapphire]

Rude

[cloud basalt]

When you wanna get a quick game of Div 2 before in before work but Massive said:

[tame sapphire]

Oh no =[

I just realized

I can post all my puns in memes now

[timid agate]

Can you

[tame sapphire]

🤔

[timid agate]

That was nice lmao

[fierce bolt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M19tdxa1iFg

omg

i dont know if this is real or not

but it really really

makes sense

[vale pebble]

whos the nut here that loves division

[normal forge]

@tame sapphire New emote is up boysss

[tame sapphire]

Too small

[normal forge]

[spark dock]

[mild crystal]

p!help

Sent you a DM containing the help message!

[sharp sage]

p!help

[mild crystal]

Sent you a DM containing the help message!

[north saddle]

P!help

p!help

[mild crystal]

Sent you a DM containing the help message!

[carmine glacier]

p! charizard

[marble fern]

why

[upbeat salmon]

Best news I've heard all day.

[somber anvil]

Steve

Its april fools

sorry

[marble fern]

^

[upbeat salmon]

@somber anvil

[somber anvil]

😄

[marble fern]

[upbeat salmon]

Oh... god damnit

[somber anvil]

[carmine glacier]

please close memes after today thanks @somber anvil

[somber anvil]

im not the boss

[carmine glacier]

🍯

[somber anvil]

💛

[carmine glacier]

I got a crate of honey with your name on it

[somber anvil]

[long tundra]

xkcd is doing an Emojidome competition
If 💩 doesn't go all the way, I'll be astonished

[somber anvil]

Tempting

[upbeat salmon]

Can we rate memes posted in #393881693871800320 and ban anyone who posts a meme with a rating under 6?

[timid agate]

i love it

[carmine glacier]

Gotta ask bee he's the boss

[somber anvil]

Im not the boss

[upbeat salmon]

It'll be shitty meme prevention.

[timid agate]

he gave you chance and you threw it

smh bee

[somber anvil]

[carmine glacier]

back to chat mod he goes

rough day

[spring stump]

im bored

[timid agate]

[spring stump]

and sad

and bored

[upbeat salmon]

Mighty P tato

[spring stump]

someone tell me to do something

STEVE

STOP

IM DOEN

OK

JESUS

[somber anvil]

what

LOL

[spring stump]

Bee halp

im bored

and just

[mild crystal]

meme rating

yes

[upbeat salmon]

Run a mile

[somber anvil]

what you doing potato

[spring stump]

nothing atm

[upbeat salmon]

In your birthday suit

[spring stump]

my bday is in 2 days

[mild crystal]

monkas

[spring stump]

but everyone is travelling

ill be alone for my bday

[mild crystal]

welcome to the club

[spring stump]

Hi

Hi welcome im bored

[somber anvil]

@mild crystal Watchu doing in social

[long tundra]

@spring stump go to xkcd.com and vote on emojis

[spring stump]

wait what

[long tundra]

It's what I'd be doing if I didn't have work... And wasn't in ghostpost

[spring stump]

omg

this

site

how have i never found this

[mild crystal]

nothign

wdym

[long tundra]

It's normally a huge web comic, but he always does pretty elaborate April fool's jokes

[spring stump]

thats fucking awesome

lol

[formal ice]

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[mild crystal]

@somber anvil delet lfg server

big funni

[tame sapphire]

can I?

[somber anvil]

yes eva

go ahead

[tame sapphire]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[north saddle]

Hi everyone

[long tundra]

Best April fool's joke ever

[somber anvil]

Hi tasso

👋

[mild crystal]

@tame sapphire please do

[north saddle]

@somber anvil

[somber anvil]

[tame sapphire]

if I ban you, Zen

[north saddle]

[mild crystal]

its deleted from my discord

[tame sapphire]

that means the lfg was deleted for you

[long tundra]

The purples aren't here, do it quick

[tame sapphire]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[upbeat salmon]

Ban Tasso

[mild crystal]

[north saddle]

Tasso will never get banned

[mild crystal]

but then you have nobody to ego

what the

[north saddle]

He’s very well behaved

[mild crystal]

[north saddle]

@upbeat salmon

@upbeat salmon

[somber anvil]

@north saddle

[north saddle]

🐝

[mild crystal]

🐝

[north saddle]

[mild crystal]

🐝

@somber anvil what now

[somber anvil]

no

im nice bee

see

[north saddle]

🐝

[boreal ferry]

Oh shiet

[mild crystal]

RIOT

[somber anvil]

[boreal ferry]

Shots fired

[mild crystal]

ANTI BEE

[north saddle]

🐝

[boreal ferry]

Mods get all the love here =p

I dont think people like me very much in the borderlands discord

[upbeat salmon]

@north saddle

[north saddle]

@upbeat salmon

[spice fern]

only people who dont get love here are @north saddle and @normal forge

jk they get a smol amount of love

[north saddle]

[spice fern]

okay tasso gets no love now

[broken lion]

Giving Tasso any love from the start was an oof

[marble fern]

^

[spice fern]

true

same for nitro

never resupply tasso with nitro

i dont wanna have to do this dbq

[marble fern]

2 more days until we get more info on borderlands 3

[boreal ferry]

Just resupply me with nitro instead! /s

[spice fern]

id prefer to resupply myself with nitro

[spring stump]

borderlands is overrated

[spice fern]

but i cant do that so

[marble fern]

@spring stump no it isn't

[spice fern]

can we ban potato now?

[spring stump]

no

i gave nudes to welfare

he wont ban me

[spice fern]

shit you right

[boreal ferry]

I'll ban him from the borderlands discord

Dw

[spice fern]

it be like that

[upbeat salmon]

Bonerlands™

[spring stump]

[marble fern]

Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep = one of the best dlcs of all time

[spice fern]

im fat™

[marble fern]

facts

[spice fern]

torgue dlc best

cause EXPLOSIONS

[spring stump]

im skinnytm

how the fuck do you make the tm small

[marble fern]

torgue dlc was good

[spice fern]

™

[upbeat salmon]

:tm:

[marble fern]

but not the best

[spring stump]

lmao steve

™

[spice fern]

[spring stump]

POGGGGGGGGGGG

[upbeat salmon]

Small TM™

[spice fern]

Small TM™

[spring stump]

i wish i was a bit fat™

[spice fern]

anyone here like doing DBQs?

[spring stump]

dbq?

wus that

[spice fern]

document based question

[spring stump]

sure

[spice fern]

also i got some spare fat want some?

[spring stump]

yes psl

bears?

[spice fern]

wait meant to say got some spare fat™ want some

[spring stump]

bruh

im tired

and probs drunk

fml

[spice fern]

uhhh

get fat so the alcohol dont affect you as much

ez

[spring stump]

i just wanna get fat so i dont get cold

being fat has a perk where your never cold

[spice fern]

yes

but you die in the summer depending on where you live

[spring stump]

you saw nothing

[spice fern]

also what was that

i saw that

[spring stump]

nothing

[spice fern]

I SAW IT

[spring stump]

shush no one has to know

its a compliment

[upbeat salmon]

Something about fat people being cuddly?

[spring stump]

nope

[spice fern]

we are

[spring stump]

true

[spice fern]

my dogs love to lay next to me

[spring stump]

skinny people are just boney

[spice fern]

im basically a mobile heater

[spring stump]

my cat likes to sit on my face

so

[formal ice]

you're not fat just big boned

[spice fern]

wait

[spring stump]

big BONES

[spice fern]

@spring stump you are into face sitting?

[spring stump]

um

😉

[broken lion]

🅱IG 🅱ONES

[spring stump]

HEHEHEHHEHEHE

[upbeat salmon]

Oh my

Too lewd

[spice fern]

Nice™

[upbeat salmon]

LEWD

[spring stump]

this convo is taking a turn and i like it

[upbeat salmon]

[broken lion]

[spring stump]

fat™

[spice fern]

Lewd™

[spring stump]

drunk™

[spice fern]

are you?

[spice fern]

wait

[broken lion]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-jim-yikes-gif-11355570

[spring stump]

i am

[spice fern]

what did you drink?

i need to know

[spring stump]

vodka

[mild crystal]

oxygen

[upbeat salmon]

P tato is into faceshitting 👀

[mild crystal]

he drank

[spring stump]

the good kind

[mild crystal]

oxygen

[upbeat salmon]

*facesitting

[spice fern]

what proof?

[upbeat salmon]

Damn autocorrect

[spice fern]

wait

[spring stump]

idk

some good shit

my friend bought it for me

[spice fern]

why did it correct to faceshitting

[spring stump]

LOL

[north saddle]

@marble fern

[spring stump]

face shitting

[upbeat salmon]

Uh...

[spring stump]

nah

[upbeat salmon]

👀

[spring stump]

i aint into that

[broken lion]

Drinking Smoking weed

[mild crystal]

LMAO

[spice fern]

@upbeat salmon what have you been looking up

[spring stump]

smooking weed is boring

[north saddle]

@marble fern

[spring stump]

like

meh

[mild crystal]

@upbeat salmon

[spring stump]

:peepooologs

[upbeat salmon]

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to

[spring stump]

fuck

[broken lion]

Weed > alcohol

[spice fern]

but i want answers

[north saddle]

This chat is acting up today as usual

[spring stump]

alcohol > weed

[spice fern]

ill bite

[north saddle]

[spice fern]

wait shit

that might be your kink

fuck

[spring stump]

HAHAHAHAHHAAH

[spice fern]

[upbeat salmon]

That reminds me, I need to cleanse my browser history.

[spring stump]

show me

first

[mild crystal]

[spring stump]

alex

[spice fern]

mee 3

[spring stump]

shush

furry

[mild crystal]

show me too

[spice fern]

[spring stump]

show us all

show this chat

[spice fern]

just put it in memes

ez

[spring stump]

memes is gone

[spice fern]

Ban™

[spring stump]

wait

[spice fern]

[spring stump]

sitting faces sounds wrong

like

how does a face

sit

i just discovered a big discovery

[spice fern]

its sitting on te face

[spring stump]

my bro showed me a pic of me asleep and the cat SITTING on me face

napping

on my face

like wtf

[spice fern]

yea

face sitting

[spring stump]

heheheeheheh

[spice fern]

[spring stump]

COME HERE LGO

LEGO

[upbeat salmon]

Do you... sleep with your mouth open?

[spice fern]

[spring stump]

[spice fern]

you will die if i do that

[spring stump]

its ok

[spice fern]

im a thicc boi

[spring stump]

man im weird when i get drunk

sorry in advanced

[spice fern]

[north saddle]

@upbeat salmon sleeps with his mouth open

[upbeat salmon]

@north saddle

[spice fern]

does he

[north saddle]

@upbeat salmon

[spring stump]

lego man wants to sit on faces

100%

[spice fern]

i plead the 5th

[spring stump]

https://tenor.com/view/butt-killer-butt-strong-butt-ass-turn-down-for-what-gif-5309489

[spice fern]

[spring stump]

i wonder if that gif is allowed

[north saddle]

Wow memes outside the meme channel

[upbeat salmon]

I find that to be mildly erotic.