#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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Anyone need help with their homework?
The hell is that? New chat window feature?
didn't expect anything different from you, Triv
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@north saddle 4/7 omegalul
@vale lion you are late
y e a I f e e d a l o t
Any1 here good with phones?
yeet

the shit i see for sale on market place never fails to amaze me
well
blown transmission...
it says there No Trades
if the potential buyers read as much as the general lfg user, he will get tons of offer to trade

@flat talon ask him if its ready to take on some touge?
gosh I miss scrubs
damn that's such a beast
that's pretty good
Can I get an F in chat for Ruby? He got a 30 min mute lmao
Who the hell is Ruby?
@upbeat salmon guy who said to eva #suckmyass
When she said #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
HAHAHAH what a fucking dumbass
He died a hero
Infamy may Bring his name triumph
#435933843099353098 is currently being overrun by memes 🤦
Thanks, but you can dm a mod if one of us aren't talking around in this chat
@marble fern 
Ladies and gents, who here has seen the latest trailer for battlefront???
Alright, @lofty kernel has been warned for 'Posted a link'.
Eheheheheh
Yeah @hidden bough you need to take this convo to #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
Isn’t this ghostposting??
ask me anything
Do you eat ass?
absolutely
No further questions
it's not my thing but my boyfriend loves it

next question
Ah, yes - a good 'old fashioned tongue punch to the fart box.
When that whole eat ass thing started gaining traction, I honestly felt crazy. Like, am I the only one with a severe aversion to even touching “da hole”
Me no gusta
here's a weird consideration: if you like performing cunnilingus, do you assume that there's always a fetus on the way?


if we're going to bet scientific for a sec, being horny makes you much less conscious of things that in another state of mind you would find nasty.
Folk that perform and or enjoy eating ass prepare in advance by cleaning lol
Unless you're down with the dirty ass
i think at that point its turned into a scat fetish
@paper sage even when I’m uncontrollably hot and bothered, I don’t find it hot at all 
This message brought to you by nothing you ever wanted to see
what
Bein horny don’t make me like the bunghole better
its not everyones gig but that is an actual thing.
If you're a guy, clean your but thoroughly and lube up
At least I hope to god they do
Your girl will love finding your prostate

Cleaning and shaving and such

Incoming oof
I use an epilator
I can't shave since my skin is so sensitive
I turn into a raspberry if I shave
Makes more sense than a razor
Maybe I should try an epilator instead of a razor
Same here
It actually becomes extremely uncomfortable
Itchy and sometimes painful
You totally should, it can be really painfully awkward initially
And then there’s the higher chance of getting nicks and cuts
but once you're used to it
I’m talking more front than back tbh, but yeah
It gets to the point that your body stops even bothering to make thick hair anymore, so it's like pulling downy
Yeah, same idea mate
Hmmmm okay. Good to know
Yeah, I tried front with the razor and I just pretty much stopped
But get a decent one, the cheap ones can be super bad
It looked like an STD to be honest. Lots of red spots all over everywhere because my poor pores had not taken it well
I shaved once and the itchiness was unbearable
It was like, a great 3 hours or so afterwards followed by 2 months of regret
I had gone through the lengths of rinsing with warm wAter, trimming, copious shaving cream etc
But I guess I have sensitive skin so it didn’t matter for jack
I came into chat at the wrong time 
If you came already you need to practice
THe right time*
:3

How many and what did you drink
I can’t have a good beer cuz I’m still recovering from tonsillectomy wooooo
Drinking beers this evening, guinness
But once I’m done I’m going out and getting like four pints of Diebels
And im now on my 6th
Goddamn I miss Guinness. Costs a metric ton here in Deutschland tho
😮
5.10€ for a pint.
ouch
Whereas I pay 3.60€ for a Diebels altbier of greater size
It hurts, to
Yo*
I prefer Guinness
Diebels is 7.6 right?
yeah
Nah, it’s pretty low
ahhh wait
Like 5.0% or 4.9
im thinking of deuvel
Yeah, I’m talking about German beer atm. It’s good stuff
Especially the dark and hoppy altbier
Düsseldorf speciality, and I live half an hour from there
So I can take the DB train over there when it’s warm and get fresh altbier from the tap at like a dozen places
It’s a thing of beauty
To commemorate the end of World War I, the Moortgats named their main beer Victory Ale. In the 1920s, an avid drinker described the beer as "nen echten duvel" (a real devil in Brabantian Dutch) - perhaps in reference to its formidable alcohol content (8.5% ABV) - and the name of the beer was changed to Duvel.
Indeed, it actually tastes quite nice too
but good luck enjoying it for an evening, you'll black out after a few lol
Really hoppy and rich, almost like a weird Guinness without the thickness
I really love stout stuff. Guinness and altbier
Hmmmm interesting
There’s a drinks store down the road called Getränkewelt and it has a really fantastic selection of international beers
it's a pale ale though, so depending on your aversion to PA's you might hate it 😮
I might be able to find it there
there are a couple companies that combine it with soft drink flavours and remarket
Eh, I’m more of a dark beers guy. But a Pilsner or pale is good for having with a meal to wash stuff down
I saw an irn bru version at about 7% that was really nice
The last time I was drunk and in discord I gave away 183 games
If you wanna try a really interesting beer, look for the Belgian Leffe Blonde
Jesus Christ

I've tgried that! I got it for my birthday last year
I was at a pub in Newcastle
But not too sweet, wonderfully subtly sweet
I was very sick on the way home after 4 hours of my landlord plying me with different thingts to "try"
Did you get it on tap or in the bottle?
No way to get that on tap at anything but a specialty pub here, so im guessing bottle
Okey dokey
Though I don't know since I didnt buy it
Hot damn I’m guessing that’s gotta be so good on tap
I’ll be moving to France next year so maybe my chances are better there
im just gonna
I’m gonna miss my German beers so much 
continue sipping on heinekens and black butte porters.
@paper sage NA or EU? Cuz if you’re in NA you can go to one of those supermarket stores and find some good international beers to try
+1 @paper sage
'murica
(fuck yeah.png)
Aw hell yeah
land of the yee haw. ill haw your yee if you yee my haw
theres some kind of massive liquor store in dallas but i havent really found anything thats as good as black butte porters to me
@paper sage Grab yerself a Diebels, Krombacher, or Erdinger. Maybe a higher quality dark beer than Diebels if you can
Diebels is the signature cheap popular altbier here
But I kinda like it a lot despite its cheapness
Much to the disappointment of my host father 😂
ive tried a couple of those. my pops buys a shit load of weird ass beers around christmas time and sticks them in a washtub
its become a tradition that we have that kinda thing every year. the washtub o' beer
@silent dew I was sleeping when you replied, Why so much with the lawyer?
When I was home (Scotland) there was a lot of polish beers available even at like, corner stores
My favourite is one called debowe mocne
It tastes like chocolate
it's super dangerous and delicious
Nothing beats a good Guinness from the tap though
That stuff is heavenly
@silent dew how much is it on tap there?
it wasn't on tap, it was sold at my local corner store in cans 😮
Ooooooh kk
I literally just said it was polish lol
but yeah
it was great
a 4 pack was £4
and it was like 7%
@mossy anchor My lawyer is £200 an hour, £75 per letter and £25 per page of correspondence
I've been with her since October
What’s this?
I'm assuming because your dad passed?
Oh
Yeah mate, my sister was super irate about it
Ahhh.
She slapped me at the funeral. she has a tendency to make things about her
Oh, so would she be labeled as a CB?
She didn;t understand that our dad had asked me to deal with proceedings when/if he passed
Or maybe EB?
I don't know what those acronyms are
Entitled Brat
Choosing Beggar
Neither
She wa entitled to half, I just don't think she trusted me to deal with proceeds fairly
So she got a lawyer
Then I got a lawyer
and suddenly a 3 month effort became qa 6 month effort and a £7 buill to randoms
£7,000* bill to randomws
You running out of nitro buddy?
You on nitro classic or the other one
waits.png
im going to go pee
I'm back
PSA: I'm dunk, which means I'm likely to do dumb things. Ask me anything.
Is that... Destiny talk in #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk ?! 

Oh oops... I just deleted it
If i sent you guys a picture of one of my credit cards (both sides)
What would you do
Hi Shoxey 
probably get food and nitro classic for a year
Let you know you made a huge mistake, Tabs.
I would ignore it and call you an idiot @silent dew but then again I’m also an idiot
@silent dew Im on the games nitro
Even though you could just report the charges as fraud.
@mossy anchor I already asked you what kind of nitro you had, since I planned on gifting you some
O
Im on games but i don't need that
i just need classic
@upbeat salmon I actually had a roommate that stole my debit card and racked up like 400$ in charges
How do you gift nitro
User Settings -> Discord Nitro -> Gift a month
Were you reimbursed for that $400, Winter?
You have to scroll to the bottom for the Classic Nitro
Don't use debit cards for anything if you can help it guys
Credit cards have so much more protection
Yeah, I just use my credit card
My debit cards are locked in my safe. I only pull it out to withdraw cash once every couple months.
Ah.
Yeah no, he withdrew money and shit
i called for fraud
The lady said, And i shit you not, "Well, can you put them on the line so they can confirm that they used the card?"
In case of emergencies 👌
yeah i have an emergency. i need a rtx 2080ti
Lemme get that Arch Card uwu
I want this Apple Card
https://www.apple.com/apple-card/?&mtid=dbqiki2z50&aosid=p238&cid=wwa-us-kwgo-acc-slid-&mnid=svOibPXEw-dc_mtid_dbqiki2z50_pcrid_340543192716_
Do you got an iphone?
anyone know a good place to sell a used 1070. its only like five months old.
HA
no
if i could find someone thatd take it off me for like two or two and a half, id sell that shit and go buy an rtx 2070
omy
You know how you lose a bunch of money the moment you drive a car off the lot?
Well, the same thing happens with graphics cards.
You lose half the value once you take it out of the box.
$5 is a reasonable offer.
Amazon CC 👌
The amount of time it took to sanitise and remove the exif data from that pic was ridiculous
yeah no im seein used cards go for two and a half, ill take my chances.
didney worl
Yellow tape around his body
@paper sage what card are you looking to buy
@charred herald
I just have a 1060
I have a 980ti CURRENTLY in my SYSTEM
Music video by Crazy Frog performing Axel F. (C) 2005 Mach 1 Records GmbH & Co KG
BING BING
I'm hoping that there'll be decent gpu choices once TR2 comes out
I'd like to upgrade my entire machine at once
Disney World 👌
me aswell
I was going to post a pic of my wallet but it wouldn't have been interesting, the only weird thing is my NHS donor card
Have I mentioned I'm drunk guys
AMA
hmm
cmon shugi @elfin radish
Wrong channel? 😮
Is that... DESTINY TALK IN #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk ?! 

Why aren't wook and welf awake ;_;
I could be encouraged to do almost anything right now
👀
here is the copypasta i used to make this video: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/5t42j3/notices_bulge_owo_whats_this/dkjej2s ☆twitter - https://t...
What's your credit card #, the CVV and the expiration date on the card?
Actually, on second thought....
John wick needs your help
Dress up in a furry suit, Tabs.
Steve
God this shit is cancer
HES KIDDING
No, Tabs. DELETE
What.... the.... FUCK...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPtNoFiW28Q
Scarehouse 2018 - Pittsburgh's Scariest Haunted House! https://youtu.be/nYI1SyEGcns --~-- ScareHouse loves our Furry Friends! Check out these amazing costume...
05/19
847
Tabs, CEASE
no
One way to find out.
bet
@wraith glade can u help us
Ya'll got omegatrolled, my card was replaced 3 weeks ago since it was going to expire soon


Do it. I only banned one person today and was called out for not doing enough
@tame sapphire I am super drunk
Convince Tabs to dress up in a fur suit, Eva.
But I think I love you
again?
Oh my
no, Steve
so do i get ban for nword?
do i get ban for nword
idk
I love you too, Tabs
find out @pseudo wren
One way to find out, Mooncat.
yes
DO IT
I need another ban
What counts as a fursuit? I'm literallyt sitting here in a monkey onesie
Do it. NO FUCKING BALLS
yo @glossy vault shes pier pressuring me to say nword
nom
No balls.

Hi, Eva 
Man, if only i could have a nice juicy McDonalds burger in my hands right now
yo question
No, Tasso.
does an1 know how to do this to a discord server
We're trying to get Tabs in a furry costume.
see the share screens option
No
for the whole voice channel
ah w h a t s n e w the ghostposting chat being usless as always
@silent dew http://www.madefuryou.com/
What's this
Furry costumes.
I'm not sure if I should be sad or happy about finding that this is a thing
The artwork is fine, the act of dressing up is weird
i heard the n word
what happened @mossy anchor
wdym
I sent you $100 to help you not be destitute
Rice is a good cheap base for meals
I got a full tank of gas
❤ @mild crystal
i got that shirt
Teriyaki chicken bowls for days
and i got 3 cases of Mountain Dew
Gotta go with the Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
And add Big Mac sauce.
eh.
It's like a Big Mac, but it's actually big.
i prefer a Double Quarter Pounder With cheese add mayo mustard ketchup remove onions
Yeah im bad with money xd
@rocky yarrow rule 16 of the servers, read it please
Read rule 2, please
Killing Discord in Task Manager seemed to work for me
🤓
Ya'll talking about burgers have made me hungry
Dominoes still delivers at 2:35am so maybe I should order
Order me a pizza
not even sure I could
topping choices?
I made a half and half
well whats on it
toppings
true true
but yeah
i dont like wings much, im not a fan of fast food on bones
great in restauraunts or at home
mhm
My usual order is a 6$ extra Cheese Extra pepperoni pizza
sometimes il tack on a 5$ Cheese Bread
Though there is also cookies.
how many cookies
That's 21$ in the states
4 cookies
It's 3am

Xatheon
i'd ask why
can some of those chill ppl in NZ please send their prime minister over to Australia. we need all the help we can get
I went 2 weeks.

holy shit my pizza arrrived
it took 19 minutes to order, cook, and be delivered from like 5 miles away
nice
bruh that's... pretty fast
light speed service
then again it;s 3 am
not many orders
theres me!
Omg that made me hungry
oh is that the classic hand tossed crust
stuffed crust 😮
yeah
im not a fan of stuffed crust tbh, it gets really soggy if i eat too slow
Dam can’t play yet
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@silent dew how's the pizza

I do
I think a friend has it rn but i own one
I got it pretty cheap and was gonna resell but friend needed a monitor
Do you still want a pic? Cos it's like 4am now and lighting will be an issue
@wild crow


That is glorious and I need it
@craggy marsh or you know, Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy
the one with the dude in the pot?
yeah
dont think thats gonna help but thanks
nah, tbh there's not much you can do but move on
yea just feel bad and i dont want to make her worry
well take it as a sign for change
well did they give you any reason as to why?
lost a contract and had to let people go. so its not even my fault and i cant help it
ahhh
yeah kind of, market's been a little unstable with current events
could've happened to anyone
the company i work at is doing pretty bad too
im just not sure what to do also. my old job would probably take me back but thats a big step backwards. i had a real office 9-5 job. i used to work back of house at a restaurant and it just depressed me
shoot
Produce a sentence that clearly states the idea in a full sentence. is this a correct sentance?
@spice fern what exactly is it you're trying to accomplish?
just wondering if its right
cause it doesnt look right or sound right to me
but it was said by my english teacher so idk
Ok, with context that sentence is correct.
ree
English is weird
sounds wrong to me
this sounds right: Produce a full sentence that clearly states the idea.
It is worded poorly, but it is technically correct
"Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."
It's correct, the part that's messing you up is the last bit that details the requirement as a full sentence. The more proper/common way is not full sentence, but complete sentence.
Correct
The clearest way to reword it is the following: Produce a statement that clearly states the idea in a complete sentence.
state state?
English is weird
I mean, I guess either way it's going to be weird with the repetition going on
Also: Dyslexics Untie!
I think tabs passed out haha
I guess use details instead of state? Makes it have no repetition but details is a weird word to use in that case
Relays is also a good choice of word there
Anyone ever play ESO?
game's like 10 bucks and i'm bored and wondering if it's even worth playing
Do yall have that thing where when you join a call on discord there's a box that appears in the corner? Well problem solved if you have it, just restart ur discord
@green swift It's installer after Installer.
i think its 1TB now isnt it?
I am sad now....someone in another server brought up bathtubs and I haven't been able to take a decent bath in 4 years 
I would just love to be able to soak my old ass joints from time to time, but I can't because my "tub" is too small
@spice fern Avoid Redundancy.

This is my original animation. 2 HOUR VERSION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Ga75ckv9c Artist: https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=379606
Yes
@north saddle wt5 hype
@pseudo wren u beaten any adventure wr's yet 
are any OCE league players about? 👀
Doubt👀 👀


@carmine glacier 
@wicked topaz 🤗
How are you pal?
Just fine, yourself?
I am fine as well.
What have you been doing lately? some d2 grinding?
Pretty much
Got a handful of projects i'm working on, then some league to cool off
You?
I see that's nice, You play with Mia lol?
I play mostly Apex and OW currently since Apex is fun, and OW is currently OD (Open Division) so me and my Team try to get a good placement there.

yeah we generally game together
I will try :P
💛 @sonic salmon
@somber anvil
💛
thonk


@upbeat river

@spring stump 
@somber anvil 
@somber anvil



@marble fern for?
@somber anvil borderlands 3 reveal



@marble fern 5 DAYS TIL ARC WEEK

Ghost
hype
@marble fern
it came with my AC odyssey season pass pre order
didnt even realize
@north saddle ok
I didn't have a huge problem with 3, but isn't it generally considered the worst of the post-brotherhood games
unity or syndicate were considered the worst
Oh I literally forgot about unity
What benefit of a remaster is there for 3
updated graphics + some gameplay improvements
Oh it's older than I thought, 2012... I mustsa played it on 360
Yeah I thought it was closer to 5
-Free-aim with bow
-Whistle Added
-Double Assassination Added
-Revised Map & Mini-map
-Stealth Improvements
some improvements they made to ac3

I have programming during the BL br mask of mayham reveal should I make a program to watch the stream as an excuse ?
@somber anvil 
should i buy oxinized metal?
Only from the black market

@marble fern
@oblique notch i have a friend who is good keyboard specialist
hes @digital sail ask him for recomendation

@mild crystal 

@somber anvil
@mild crystal 
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no
k


@broken lion
do me a favor
plox
Plox post a gif here i adjusted some perms want to make sure they are still good for donators
ye
good job alex
🍫

here u go
@glossy vault I'm on phone I could post a pic
Oh no


Just say fuck or shit in gen chat

this is your single use free pass
Will I get banned?
yes

so please hurry
Oof

Can I?

Ok

what the

Oh it worked after a sec

I blame Tasso
just @ him lol
It worked yesterday
like every time we were talkin bout epic and fortnite
tim showed up
zendi wheres doggo
@somber anvil working


Oh yeah isnt pax east starting today?
ye
I just hope bl3 isnt epic store exclusive
i think i know how to make money for this server
bring @ roles back
and donators miss that
"No thanks the people on my server give me money already to post memes and pictures"
Just post it for less than a minute take his money then delete and tell everyone not to use it Ez Clap. But discord ToD
Also 24 hour ping purge when
I only got 199 is that ok Kappa

I actually think my fortnite account has like 500 vbucks on it from STW LUL


I still feel like make all roles pingabke for a day but donater
But ban anyone who pings for a unintedes purpose of the role
Want to destroy this server?
let everyone ping everyone
lets see it
Yes
@somber anvil just bring back y1 lfg
in minutes chaos comes
as i said
seconds*
donators and giveaways are exempt
a single ping to change the course of history
80k people always complain just make them complain more
Welf I'm mad and you need to fix it 
@glossy vault then amp it up to 10

Can I server suggestions to remove server suggestions so people can suggest to make a suggestion channel
zendi im banning you
oh


ban you with 

its ahug
!!suggestion Please delete the server, too Toxic. Thx


suggestion bring back reactions into #461895668533821460

o shit
Pok only donates tho
Moobi 


where the fuck did u go moobi
just gonne drop this here
@golden frost
Waiting for good expansion


oh party's on
Half the suggestions made are just do it in general chat and ghostposting
🦀 party is gone 🦀
no hes here
just got off
Cas 
check again
oh
right screen

🦀

doge gone again
@somber anvil 
Doge back again
we like to party
Was checking my email for the jersey codes

Not sent yet
And welfare BL3 is not being announced borderlands mask of mayham the new innovative br experience is being announced where there are 11 squads of 4 where you open vaults for loot and purchase golden keys if you want more
And before I am right Kappa
Les than a month
And 2 minutes
2 words the cat
FLEKEN
Set Gen Chat to 30 min slow mode 
Make gen chat to 24 hour slow mode but you can @ everyone
damn
I can type on mobile I promise
doubt
Does mee6 bot have a slow mode type deal

























