💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[mild crystal]

after this im gonna study for exams

[honest pasture]

who said tor browser

[spark dock]

brug

[mild crystal]

which i have tmrw btw

[spark dock]

alex go study now

[mild crystal]

@river oyster did

[mild crystal]

darn

[azure hatch]

[dim field]

FUNNEL CAKE

[mild crystal]

darn

imagine being in the past

[gilded mantle]

yeah

[spark dock]

brug

[azure hatch]

[marble fern]

[spark dock]

creeeeeeeeeeeechy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377343336765194251/551451659650203684/image0.jpg

[gilded mantle]

is he crouching

[spark dock]

nah

[gilded mantle]

oh good push him off

[spark dock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377343336765194251/551451382771613707/image0.jpg

[somber anvil]

esc?

[spark dock]

doubt

[gilded mantle]

shift

[azure hatch]

https://gyazo.com/41046e1038a0620d56ecc8b1131071e0

[spark dock]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377343336765194251/551461696053444659/arQP4DQK_700w_0.jpg

X to doubt

[mild crystal]

darn

darn adblock plus has 11m users while this "most popular ad blocker" only has 1m

[spark dock]

[long tundra]

not using uBlock Origin

[spark dock]

https://tenor.com/view/owo-whats-this-intensifies-mad-gif-12266002

[mild crystal]

darn

@long tundra can it block youtube ads

[long tundra]

yes

[mild crystal]

darn

[long tundra]

ofc

[mild crystal]

me likey

[long tundra]

also look into a pihole

[mild crystal]

tf is a pihole

what other add-ons should i add

[long tundra]

i thought i could link it past the filter, but pi.hole is the admin interface so i cant

[mild crystal]

gah just DM me

[pale sleet]

ublock is big pog

[long tundra]

google it tho, it's a raspberry pi

it sits on your network and rewrites the dns of ad requests to go nowhere

so it blocks all ads on all devices on your network

including your phone for example

[mild crystal]

darn

but apart from that what other add ons

[long tundra]

shrug a password manager?

[mild crystal]

darn

[long tundra]

i have like 3 addons you dont need much

[mild crystal]

darn

[vestal bloom]

Hey

[azure hatch]

[upbeat salmon]

OwO

[broken lion]

@long tundra Pi Hole is the best I recommend it to everyone

[long tundra]

the one thing i don't like about it is that it blocks youtubes tracking to the point where it cant remember what video's ive watched

i know i can fix it but i've been too lazy

*what vids ive watched, and how far into them I am if i stop early

[broken lion]

Yeah true, also it's hard for Normies because they have to deal with a little bit of linux, ipv6, and dhcp to do it the correct way

Have to set that shit on your router so you dont have to do it manually later

[long tundra]

yeah i even know what i'm doing, and accidentally took down my entire network once

[broken lion]

OOF

Easy to do tbh one wrong setting

[long tundra]

i blame my pi being like 6 years old

[broken lion]

Oh god is it a Pi 2?

[long tundra]

and never updating packages lol

[broken lion]

Set a chron table and never forget again

[long tundra]

nah its a 3b

[broken lion]

Nice

[long tundra]

ive...never considered adding apt-get to a cron

[broken lion]

smarter not harder

[long tundra]

blindly automating software updates is not something that would fly in a prod environment... but this is not prod

[broken lion]

Yeah I mean, it's an ad blocker on my own network. I don't mind if I'm lazy like that

Better than having to get back in and doing it myself

[azure hatch]

[mild crystal]

darn there's this tiny lump in my mouth and it hurts like hell when i touch it

i cant see shit rn since its 2:30am

[long tundra]

That seems...concerning

[azure hatch]

turn on the lights

[mild crystal]

gonna wake people up @azure hatch

also i dont got a mirror

[azure hatch]

Well

[mild crystal]

hmm

[long tundra]

Take a pic with your phone

[mild crystal]

i can eat my phone and take a pic

if only i had one

[azure hatch]

Turn the lights on anyway

[long tundra]

Stop living in a cardboard box

[azure hatch]

And tell them why

Better than sleeping in pain

[mild crystal]

aight

after i take the pic wtf do i do

[long tundra]

Look at it

[mild crystal]

then what

[azure hatch]

google what it could be

[mild crystal]

im retar

alright

[long tundra]

What you do next depends on what it looks like

[azure hatch]

Jus type in like "i hav thing in mouth and hurt owwww"

[mild crystal]

lmao

[azure hatch]

[mild crystal]

[long tundra]

Canker sores (for kids!)

[mild crystal]

instructions unclear

potato flew around the room

[azure hatch]

Wait you actually searched it

[mild crystal]

yes

[azure hatch]

[upbeat salmon]

It's herpes.

[mild crystal]

shit

uhhhhhhhhhhh

[azure hatch]

It's bed o'clock

You'd best be sleeping

[mild crystal]

id best be sleeping in pain

[marble fern]

[wraith glade]

but its 2 pm

; (

[mild crystal]

wat

[azure hatch]

Don't question the time

[upbeat salmon]

The superior time zone.

[marble fern]

[gilded mantle]

imagine being in the past

[native lake]

Gladd banned from Anthem

[marble fern]

I hate playing non tanks in mmos

long queue times for dungeons

[native lake]

@upbeat salmon You mean this

[azure hatch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYfaWiycSpw

[mild crystal]

what the

why do yall have trash taskbars

[azure hatch]

@native lake you mean this

[native lake]

No

I don't

[mild crystal]

imagine having a black taskbar

[spare jolt]

CmonBruh watchu mean

[native lake]

[azure hatch]

[native lake]

Imagine using hidden taskbar and not giving a shit about the colour cos it's barely of any use

[azure hatch]

[upbeat salmon]

@native lake "3/3/2019"
You're living in the future over there.

[native lake]

I am the future

[spare jolt]

Whats it like

[native lake]

Futuristic

[spare jolt]

Nice

[azure hatch]

Wtf did i do

[spare jolt]

Pressed f12

Or something

[native lake]

Yup

[spare jolt]

Its like dev mode or someshit in chrome

[gloomy plank]

lol

[azure hatch]

I mean i know it's on chrome

[silent dew]

it;s the web inspector

[azure hatch]

But not on here

[silent dew]

all modern browsers have it

[native lake]

Discord is just disguised google chrome

[wraith glade]

but skype is better

but everyone just uses this

[long tundra]

console is ctrl shift i

i was also surprised that discord is html/js

[silent dew]

built in node.js right?

[long tundra]

dunno

[azure hatch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW9Q7FU1mnk

[gritty crystal]

lmfao

gladd got banned from anthem

What the fuck

[spare jolt]

Yeah for "economy exploiting" or some shit like that

[gritty crystal]

That's so wack hahahhah

That's awful

[spare jolt]

I watched his YT vid

Its so dumb lol

[gritty crystal]

Like that's actually so awful. Imagine banning a content creator who's super passionate about the game.

I feel bad for him dude, gladd really liked anthem.

They really do want to kill their game huh

[long tundra]

i don't play anthem, but from what ive read, it seems kinda like he got banned for the equivalent of Hollowed Lair chest farming

[mossy anchor]

@upbeat salmon im shaking

[muted saffron]

ok

you have to say im quaking

[mossy anchor]

I will strike you.

[vestal bloom]

Quake legends time

[rapid patio]

YOU GOTTA SAY I'm S H O O K

[mossy anchor]

Do you wish to be striked?

[rapid patio]

Give me P2W and you can do whatever you want.

[mossy anchor]

No

[rapid patio]

whelp

We'll get 'em next time boys

[marble fern]

[stone cedar]

Oh

[wheat grail]

Join Social if you want to hear Givem singing

[muted saffron]

no

im scared

[mild crystal]

@north saddle this is why mom doesnt fucking love you

[north saddle]

[marble fern]

[full forge]

[prisma shell]

what do you think is the best place to start learning programming?

[full forge]

what kind

[mild crystal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l62OY19rZ7k

p dank

[full forge]

beginner programming in general would be like scratch or snap

[long tundra]

im a programmer and i don't know what those are... python is the most common teaching language nowadays

oh okay those are like babbys first programming concepts

[prisma shell]

[long tundra]

5 bux

[river carbon]

Oh lol

[long tundra]

also even if you could do that, redacted in ghostpost

[marble fern]

[full forge]

ye theyre super basic

just for concepts

[spice fern]

block coding is

[long tundra]

languages like that will be ALL teaching tutorials, but there will be fewer of them, and they won't teach you an actual useful language. Languages like python are harder to learn from zero, still has a decent amount of straightup tutorials, but its significantly more used, and is an actual useful language

[spice fern]

im doing java stuff rn

pretty fun

[tame sapphire]

!invite

[bronze plume]

Invite your friends!
https://discord.gg/d2pclfg

[long tundra]

my first languages were quick basic, visual basic, then java

[somber anvil]

c++ here

[full forge]

im learning java rn

the class is

but is cool

[long tundra]

this was high school, like 06 maybe, when i started qb

[spice fern]

taking comp sci 2 ap and mobile app dev H rn in hs is pretty fun

[rocky dome]

Java and Python are vvvvv useful

Java for typical software job, Python for research, scientific computing, ML, etc.

[spice fern]

we need to make an app as a final project for mobile but it has to be made in android studio

[long tundra]

my college switched to python as the intro language (from java) the year after i started

[spice fern]

what was their reasoning?

[rocky dome]

Python is EZ to pick up

[long tundra]

dunno, its broadly considered easier to learn though

[spice fern]

fair rnough

i like coding but i feel like i would be bad doing it as a job so im going into something else i like which is IT

[long tundra]

i barely know python as a result though, java has been my main language at work forever

[rocky dome]

I originally wanted to do ML

[long tundra]

had to learn c# and php on the job

[azure hatch]

[spice fern]

well time to make a salami sandwich

[long tundra]

i quite liked my assembly classes

[spice fern]

[rocky dome]

assembly

[spice fern]

i wanna see someone make a 3d game using assembly

[rocky dome]

Hello class. Today, we are going to code Dijkstra’s in assembly.

[spice fern]

[rocky dome]

@spice fern they definitely make parts of the game engine in assembly, or if not, then C

[long tundra]

roller coaster tycoon original was made in x86

[spice fern]

i mean completly

not part

[rocky dome]

o

[long tundra]

it was

[spice fern]

[long tundra]

it had some c attachements into the os

[spice fern]

interesting

[long tundra]

Sawyer wrote 99% of the code for RollerCoaster Tycoon in x86 assembly language, with the remaining one percent written in C.[2]

[spice fern]

i love making music apps rn

theyre fun to make in android studio

[long tundra]

he says the C was to integrate to the os and directx

[flat talon]

i found the video of that police chase i saw yesterday

[spice fern]

[flat talon]

and you can see my car at the end

haha

https://fox8.com/2019/03/01/suspect-arrested-accused-of-stealing-beachwood-police-cruiser-two-officers-suffered-minor-injuries/?fbclid=IwAR1R4mKowaD4rqEqAmULxqNPXmMgf76_IcKezxvhKl8JGVmNAZSfuxDSnCc

im on the news!

lmfao

[spice fern]

wook why does it seem like every week theres something involving the police happening near you

[flat talon]

cuz i live near east cleveland

[long tundra]

did that motherfucker stop at a stop sign

[round nova]

why the fuck are the hints women give out so confusing what the fuck

also wook is a crime boss

[flat talon]

[long tundra]

at 1:30

[marble fern]

[flat talon]

who knows

he stopped middle of the road near me

and thats when i had the thought.....i should pull out in front of him haha

you can see the logic that went thru my head just based off were i was positioned haha

[long tundra]

also what jackass steals a cop car and doesnt hit the siren

[flat talon]

probably doesnt know how

[round nova]

what jackass steals a cop car and doesn't expect to get fucked over it

wow I couldve worded that way better

[flat talon]

you can see my car at 3:05-end

[long tundra]

the black one?

[round nova]

what car do you drive

[flat talon]

lol

an eclipse

[round nova]

hmmmm

[spice fern]

i wanna know why the hell he would randomly slowdown in a street

[flat talon]

tires were blown

who knows

[spice fern]

dauntless seems like a worse version of monsterhunter to me but tis free so

well time to eat food and watch forged in fire

[flat talon]

yall ever just drink pool water?

[azure hatch]

What in the world

[cloud basalt]

Division 2 time

[somber anvil]

oo divison

[cloud basalt]

I had forgot the open beta went live.

[flat talon]

[somber anvil]

i dont know what wook plays nowadays

[azure hatch]

Pool water

[flat talon]

right now these days im using my origin subscription to play the campaign of anthem...but its garbage so im not really too in deep with it

[somber anvil]

ah anthem

[flat talon]

the combat is kinda fun but for the most part its pretty boring

getting ready for ragnarok on ARK

and a new expansion on neverwinter

[azure hatch]

I've been grinding minecraft

[flat talon]

LMFAO

[azure hatch]

Hype

[marble fern]

Assassin's Creed Odyssey is good

imo

[azure hatch]

Can we trust you

[marble fern]

a lot of people say it is a good game

[azure hatch]

Oh damn he's right

[flat talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liSu9FOACMI&feature=youtu.be

[azure hatch]

https://twitter.com/notricardomilos/status/1098296421395107840?s=20

ricardo milos (@notricardomilos)

https://t.co/81xTkUmilS

Retweets

535

Likes

1249

▶ Play video

Twitter

[flat talon]

shadow clone justsu ricardo

lmfao

[somber anvil]

woah

[azure hatch]

Oh i had one of those

Eh nvm but i do have this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/496411912494645259/535600636587278346/unknown.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/496411912494645259/535600572775137280/unknown.png

[boreal root]

@flat talon you'll appreciate this

[flat talon]

[boreal root]

go to 0:31

[flat talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drhlLowPW-Y

[boreal root]

[azure hatch]

@flat talon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bodKrpspKr8

[upbeat salmon]

[flat talon]

kpop

wait

isnt that that dota shit?

lmfao

[azure hatch]

League

[flat talon]

same thing

[azure hatch]

meh

Lol never played them

[flat talon]

either way

garbage ad campaign

[azure hatch]

[upbeat river]

I got 8 apex wins

In a row

Gang gang

[tulip harbor]

good wowk man!!!! keep it up! wish u aww the best ^w^

can u cawwy me in uw nyext game? ive nyevew won a match ^w^

[upbeat river]

@ mods ban this guy

[tulip harbor]

😦

[upbeat river]

He is violating my human rights

[tulip harbor]

oh im sowwy man, didnt mean to huwt uw feewings ^w^

[somber anvil]

[upbeat river]

@somber anvilsave me

Pls

[tulip harbor]

hi thewe bee, what awe you doing? uwu

[upbeat river]

BEE SAVE NE

ME

[tulip harbor]

caboose thewe is nyo escape owo

[upbeat river]

[spice fern]

What the

[tulip harbor]

you can wun but you cant hide that booty uwu

why awe u descwiminating against my kind? UwU

[spice fern]

The fuck am I reading

[upbeat salmon]

Cease

[upbeat river]

Im pretty sure this is illegal

[tulip harbor]

ok ill stop

[dim field]

despacito

[tulip harbor]

i got this plugin and creechy told me to try it here

[flat talon]

[upbeat salmon]

Please ban the weeb, Wook.

[bronze plume]

Alright, @tulip harbor has been warned for 'Mass emoji'.

[upbeat river]

Wha

[spice fern]

[tulip harbor]

wot

[upbeat river]

Too many emojis

[dim field]

[upbeat river]

Wat u dont understand

[azure hatch]

Correction:

[marble fern]

[azure hatch]

He gave it to me

[tulip harbor]

u told me to try it here

prick );

[mild crystal]

hmm

what do i make my twitch name

[upbeat river]

Betterdiscord more liike worsediscoed

[mild crystal]

gbalex is unavailable

[proper tusk]

need 2 for last wish?

[upbeat river]

Gb_alex

[azure hatch]

#last-wish

[mild crystal]

shame

[spice fern]

Make it garlicbreadboi

[upbeat salmon]

GBAlexOwO

[mild crystal]

fucking aids

[azure hatch]

GB_A_l_e_xUmU

[upbeat river]

GreatbritAlex

[spice fern]

Add a 69 to jt

[dim field]

And a 420

[mild crystal]

[azure hatch]

GlobalBrexit_Alex

[upbeat river]

XxGbAlexxX_HD

[dim field]

Add #1558 to it

[dim field]

*derogotory term

[mild crystal]

darn ill just spoof it

[spice fern]

Just make it dontgivetassonitro

[mild crystal]

oh

POG

[upbeat river]

Try AlexLostMayhamClashAgainstCaboose

[mild crystal]

should i do it

[upbeat river]

No

[dim field]

SUCESS!

[spice fern]

Yes

[azure hatch]

Yes

[mild crystal]

AH

STANDING SCREEB

[dim field]

seY

ti od

ko

[spice fern]

[mild crystal]

now uh

fuck me

i forgot my password

[azure hatch]

It's "gbalex117"

[dim field]

oticapsed

[carmine glacier]

hunter14

[azure hatch]

"ilikemayhem1v1s"

[mild crystal]

retardedboi wont work

gayfaggot wont work either

[carmine glacier]

you sure?

[azure hatch]

"alexgb"

[mild crystal]

standing screeb works

i wonder if standing box will work

[carmine glacier]

try brain afk

[mild crystal]

hmm

BigBrainAfk

[flat talon]

[mild crystal]

darn

[azure hatch]

you have r6?

[upbeat river]

Shrek movienight with server pls

[azure hatch]

damn

[flat talon]

fr caboose

[spice fern]

Creech wanna play r6 soon?

[azure hatch]

tomorrow

[flat talon]

server movie night never soudned gayer...lets finally do this

[marble fern]

I haven't played siege in forever

[flat talon]

LMFAO

[upbeat river]

Woa

[spice fern]

I might

[upbeat river]

I need monies

Sponsor me

So i can buy gaming pc

Did u guys see gladdss new video

[cloud basalt]

The launch sounds for Div 2

[spice fern]

I wanna do pc things but I'm warm and there's a dog sleeping on me

[upbeat river]

Anthem banned gladd LMFAO

[dim field]

seibaB rof si gnirosnops

[upbeat river]

Mo what

DONT TEASE ME LIKE THAT

OOOH

[dim field]

naem om seod tahw

[upbeat salmon]

Don't wake the dog, Legoman.

[dim field]

8M DEZINOBRAC ...hO

[spice fern]

Ik

[upbeat river]

@dim field https://tenor.com/view/english-english-motherfucker-pulp-fiction-gif-5630290

[spice fern]

English bulldogs best dogs

[dim field]

ton od I

[buoyant rock]

I do not

AHHHH

XD ZAVALA

[spice fern]

Redacted

[buoyant rock]

Whether we wanted it or not...

[dim field]

rotareneg txet sdrawkcab a sti

[marble fern]

[upbeat river]

Why are u guys doing this to me

[dim field]

8m krowemoh ruoy oD

[marble fern]

[upbeat river]

I have to use my brain now

[limpid hound]

💯

[upbeat river]

Aaagh

[marble fern]

imagine talking about redacted here

[upbeat river]

U mean redacted the dlc

[buoyant rock]

Your homewor— oh dang it hes right

[dim field]

DETCADER

mtog

[upbeat salmon]

Is that... DESTINY TALK IN #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk ?!?!

[buoyant rock]

✈️🏠✈️🏠✈️

Feelsautistic

[spice fern]

[dim field]

sram no raw labaC ...ekat a sti oN

[upbeat river]

Stop

👺

[dim field]

mohw

[spice fern]

Nor redacted in ghostposting

[buoyant rock]

Mod abuse

[upbeat river]

Ayaya

[dim field]

u on

[upbeat river]

U off

[buoyant rock]

No he’s saying “no u”

[spice fern]

Woosh

[buoyant rock]

ZOOM

[dim field]

hsoow/r

[flat talon]

is welf speaking in tounges?

[buoyant rock]

UTD comets. 3 2 1 WHOOSH

[marble fern]

[dim field]

:sdnaHepeP: ijome tnac i on hO

[spice fern]

Mogadishu

[dim field]

ooooooooon

naem uhsidagoM seod tahw

[spice fern]

Idk

On phone did a swipe keyboard thing that popped up I sent it

[dim field]

ko ho

[buoyant rock]

Lol you stumped Crazy good

Imma need some real code to backwards translate that pic sir

[cloud basalt]

OwO

[buoyant rock]

I dont see the ugandan knuckles?

[dim field]

siht sekil :ksum nolE

[flat talon]

do it

[somber anvil]

DONT SHOOT IT GENJI

[cloud basalt]

[flat talon]

you know it in your heart to be true

[somber anvil]

[flat talon]

goooood

[cloud basalt]

Division 2: Bambi

[flat talon]

search your feelings

[buoyant rock]

That soccer ball doe

[flat talon]

lol

[somber anvil]

genji you just me

[spice fern]

Genji here

[buoyant rock]

Feels

[cloud basalt]

[dim field]

eciwt siht dekil sah :ksum nolE

[flat talon]

[buoyant rock]

Feels

[azure hatch]

cat please

[dim field]

yrros ton yrros

[azure hatch]

my brain hurts ok

[spice fern]

Wook can you ban the next person to backwards talk?

[dim field]

...edis krad eht fo rewop eht ot timbuS ...DOOG ...doog

[azure hatch]

"no" - wook

[dim field]

etavitca iob ykaens

[flat talon]

chrome is

[marble fern]

I agree

[flat talon]

thank you

[azure hatch]

I disagree

[dim field]

:ffAopeep: eerga i

[flat talon]

i decided what the next meme i wanna do is but i gotta wait till i find a good video to pair with it

[mild crystal]

alright

[wheat grail]

Firefox > Chrome

[mild crystal]

doing my best to get banned from every twitch streamers chat

[marble fern]

[wheat grail]

[flat talon]

just spam ||ice posiedon waiting room||

[dim field]

og kcud kcud si revewoh ,tseb ehT

[flat talon]

easy ban

i seent that

[azure hatch]

[marble fern]

[azure hatch]

by the way cat is the first person I've seen with 7 digits in the identifier

[dim field]

eno detarenegerp a saw ti zuc sti

[azure hatch]

I've given up on reading anything you're saying

[dim field]

doog

[marble fern]

@dim field

[dim field]

niaga yllamron kaeps lli ,txet siht esrever-er uoy fi ,nehT

[marble fern]

[dim field]

u on

macs on tigeL

[somber anvil]

@upbeat salmon

[dim field]

augfh i think you wouldve triggered epilepsy, if i had it

[somber anvil]

@daring patrol #💬destiny-chat

[daring patrol]

sorry mb

[azure hatch]

ɔɔǝdsǝɹ ʎɐd oʇ ɟ ssǝɹd

[dim field]

m888 Oh youre on

[spice fern]

[dim field]

eff

[upbeat salmon]

@somber anvil

[marble fern]

[spice fern]

[dim field]

ow

[marble fern]

[pseudo wren]

@[NA/EU] supercool666#2448

[round nova]

my only source of happiness is making other people happy help

[dim field]

@pseudo wren Im like you, but crazy and not as nocturnal

[round nova]

imagine not being asleep by 12 every night

and then complaining about not having sleep that shits wack

[marble fern]

[round nova]

[marble fern]

[dim field]

WACK

[round nova]

yeah who doesnt have nitro like imagine not being able to use your own emotes

[dim field]

haha yeah....

[round nova]

[marble fern]

[dim field]

ok no u stop ok

[marble fern]

you stop

[round nova]

[dim field]

no u

[upbeat salmon]

[dim field]

in fer i or

[upbeat salmon]

Superior

Show us a special emote, Crazy.

[bold forum]

[upbeat salmon]

Is that... a Fortnite emote?

[bold forum]

[vale pebble]

default dance

[vale pebble]

🅱

[bold forum]

[round nova]

why do some people not love music

some people really just don't listen to it and it shows

[muted saffron]

Idk

[round nova]

beast

my man

listen to this song with me iss good

[muted saffron]

I'm on mobile

[round nova]

earbuds?

[muted saffron]

Gotta do chores so I don't get whipped by the old man

[round nova]

hold up

you dont listen to music while doing chores?

[muted saffron]

Uh

Too much cellular

[spice fern]

what the

[round nova]

huh

[muted saffron]

He gonna make me pay for my own cellular if he deems me using too much

[round nova]

wifi

just get cheap unlimited

[spice fern]

how much do you get a month?

[muted saffron]

And I'm broke ass like that's my snack money for when I substitute lunch for snacks

I get$0 a month

[round nova]

arent you 15?

[muted saffron]

I make my money last

[spice fern]

i mean data

[muted saffron]

2gb but I'm not even supposed to use it

[round nova]

what the fuck

[muted saffron]

He thinks I play games on my phone and I slack off

[spice fern]

spotify uses like no data

[round nova]

my parents just get me some below average unlimited family plan cuz they use data all the time

spotify premium also has a very cheap family plan which requires literally no data at all

as long as you download the songs on wifi

[muted saffron]

He thinks if he gives me wifi on phone I will waste more time

[round nova]

he retarded ngl

[spice fern]

[round nova]

I gotta say, the more and more I hear about literally anybodys parents I appreciate mine even more

[spice fern]

if i wasnt able to listen to shit while doing chores i would slack off more

[muted saffron]

But if I'm at home I'll play games on computer😑

[round nova]

I would lose focus so fast

and I would get bored faster cuz music just makes time fly when you get into it

[muted saffron]

Yeah I do lose focus so fast

Which is why I don't get paid lol

[spice fern]

i worked out like 2 times without music... mistakes were made

[muted saffron]

Cause I don't finish the chores and mom gets mad

[round nova]

ive never worked out without music but I have worked out without water once

that ended fast

[muted saffron]

I never work out with music lol

Can't lol

I'll go broke so fast mate

[round nova]

literally did like, 2 sets of curls and my mouth was the gobi fucking desert

[spice fern]

2 sets and its that dry you good?

[round nova]

well im exaggerating

[spice fern]

[round nova]

but it wasn't exactly fun

lets put it that way

[spice fern]

i was doing cardio while listing to music and 30 minutes passed till i realised i wasnt taking sips of water

[round nova]

god damn I hope uzi releases something soon he makes some great feel good songs

I hate cardio honestly

[spice fern]

its bad but its the best

[round nova]

least favorite thing to exercise

[spice fern]

i dont have endurance so i just do high incline

[round nova]

this fucking beast at my gym literally walks in, gets on the treadmill and doesn't get off by the time I leave

[spice fern]

and im a hefty boi

[round nova]

and I go for like, 45 min or so on average

[spice fern]

theres one dude who i see every few days where he kinda just runs for like an hour - hour an a half

[round nova]

god damn

[spice fern]

pretty sure he does marathons cause he a slim guy

[round nova]

I have a johnny sins clone that goes to my gym dudes fucking massive

like at least 6'6" 250 pounds

[spice fern]

git rid of like 8" and addd like 70 lbs and you have me

im a thicc boi

[harsh quartz]

Bjergsen is sporting a beard >< How he's grown.

[round nova]

from what I've heard its easier to gain from nothing than lose from something though

[muted saffron]

I'm skinny af

[spice fern]

yea loosing is harder a lot harder

[muted saffron]

5' 11" 130 lbs

Never broken a bone even tho I'm so skinny

[harsh quartz]

I find gaining weight is hard.

[round nova]

im just a little under you and im 5'6"

[upbeat salmon]

Gotta eat more Double-Doubles

[muted saffron]

Gaining weight is hard

[round nova]

gaining weight is really tough in teen years for a lot of people tho

[spice fern]

for most is is

[muted saffron]

Gaining weight like impossible

[round nova]

my metabolism is basically the speed of sound

[harsh quartz]

I suck at eating.

[spice fern]

mine is like a damn snail

[round nova]

and its hard to eat good meals when breakfast and lunch aren't always easy to manage with school

[muted saffron]

Like I'll go eat 4 mchickens, large fries and mcflurry and gain 0 weight

[round nova]

I mean you still gotta put the muscle on

[spice fern]

yea

[round nova]

but im like 2% body fat or some shit

[spice fern]

my legs are fucking poppin

[round nova]

my calfs are fucking ripped

[spice fern]

cause they gotta support my fatass

[harsh quartz]

Mine too @spice fern Poppin up on this stool.

[round nova]

skating works the weirdest muscles stg

[muted saffron]

Lunch is nothing

Skip breakfast half the time

[spice fern]

walking puts a shit ton on too when you this fat

[round nova]

doesn't really benefit me apart from maybe being able to drive without having my foot resting on the ground

but thats uncomfortable af anyways so pass on that

[muted saffron]

I do paddling

Being tall and weighing nothing makes it easy to carry own weight even with 0 muscle

[spice fern]

people who complain to me that i move slightly slower than then cause im fat af are retarded

[round nova]

also fuck leg day I hate that shit so much

its so important but god damn it sucks

[muted saffron]

What?

[spice fern]

i tell them to put an extra 100-150 on themselves and walk around

[round nova]

leg day

where you work your legs?

[spice fern]

leg day sucks cause you cant use them for shit afterwords

[muted saffron]

I walk during passing periods

To my next class

[round nova]

exactly I cant stand up and walk off the work like I do with arms

cuz ill just fucking collapse

[spice fern]

it also sucks for me cause my legs dont wanna stay in one position too

[muted saffron]

Wait I don't get this

[spice fern]

have you never done just your legs at a gym?

[round nova]

l e g d a y

[spice fern]

prinz are we speaking a foreign language?

[round nova]

not sure

but im gonna be honest I usually just do hybrid workouts every other day and then fit cardio in somewhere along the way

probably do more during the summer or something

[spice fern]

if its not a cardio day i tend to do 30 minutes on the treadmill

after doing around 40 minutes of other stuff

[round nova]

what the fuck does 114 over 74 mean

for blood pressure

[spice fern]

[round nova]

like I dont understand what that even means

[spice fern]

google exists

[round nova]

I see.

I dont understand what systolic and diastolic mean

but oh well

[harsh quartz]

But the arrows tell you....

[round nova]

ahh

OHHHH okay

[harsh quartz]

😄

[spice fern]

and the text

[muted saffron]

Yeah

[long tundra]

Specifically, it's max vs min

[round nova]

I see

[long tundra]

On the heartbeat vs in between heartbeats

[harsh quartz]

I guess that's technically true...

Since diastolic should NEVER be higher than systolic.

But that's not how you should take it...

[long tundra]

If diastolic is higher, would your heart be a vacuum?

Looked like spam

[harsh quartz]

Looks like spam to me ><

[round nova]

youd be dead

also whats a good strategy when fighting someone taller than you

[harsh quartz]

Why are you fighting someone? 😄

[long tundra]

Sweep the leg

[harsh quartz]

Their center of gravity is higher. Use that to your advantage.

[round nova]

only issue is he gets a better shot at my head

[hoary thunder]

[spice fern]

you have a better shot at his nuts

[round nova]

thats fucked up man

[long tundra]

sweep the leg

[round nova]

yes

[long tundra]

No mercy

[round nova]

alright cool I have one whole trick up my sleeve

[long tundra]

I find it easier to pass the speech check

[harsh quartz]

You could just.... I don't know... not fight?

[round nova]

thats not exactly my choice

[harsh quartz]

...

[round nova]

and mama aint raise no bitch

[harsh quartz]

If you want to get hit then get hit...

But there is always a choice.

[round nova]

see the thing is im not exactly sure I can stop him from a fight but im not gonna let him come at me and expect me to sit there

obviously I want to avoid a fight if I can

[long tundra]

If you're the victim here kick him in the nuts

Fuck em

[spice fern]

^

[long tundra]

This ain't boxing

That's my purse! I don't know you!!

.gif

[honest aspen]

[long tundra]

[spice fern]

welf da best

untill you make him angery

angry

[azure hatch]

Are you sure about that

I would like to retract my previous question

[upbeat salmon]

If you're fighting someone taller than you, you should totally take the dude in yellow's advice. Don't forget to turn on the sound.
https://imgur.com/gallery/YSuVaNG

[long tundra]

When the fuck did imgur get sound

[round nova]

[azure hatch]

I can hear the advice with my eyes

[full forge]

"the old dick twist" lmao

[dim field]

good ol' twist o' the dick

[wheat grail]

Social chat can be so interesting.

[cloud basalt]

McNuggets a person or bot?

Nvm, found out.

[wheat grail]

Lol

The conversation right now is interesting...

[bronze plume]

Alright, @rapid dock has been warned for 'Posted a link'.

[flat talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N_01uRgvd8&feature=youtu.be

[vale lion]

Hey wook

[flat talon]

henlo

[spice fern]

nice cable management is soo pleasing to look at

[cloud basalt]

https://gyazo.com/a486e6ac27c79b64e5d3b49bda18a9fc

[hoary hedge]

why cant i post memes on mf memes

[cloud basalt]

Le pin

see it

on that channel

[flat talon]

memes channel only serves one purpose and its to shame the users who ruined it for everyone

hence why its still there

[wheat grail]

I found out I actually posted in memes. Dam

[spice fern]

i remember getting warned cause i put a ricardo meme in there

[flat talon]

that was before we knew what we were seeing

lol

[wheat grail]

I guess I've been here longer than I thought

[flat talon]

we opened ricardo into our hearts

[spice fern]

think it was wolfie

[mild crystal]

who tf is this guy

[flat talon]

also it was at a time where almost all sexual content was being sniped because of...reasons

[wheat grail]

@white stirrup Social chat right now

Ear rape galor

[spice fern]

because of the

[mild crystal]

does anyone know who that guy is

we're watching the dictator rn and his face seems familiar

[wheat grail]

IMBd the cast?

[mild crystal]

i cant

i cant pause movie

[cloud basalt]

I dunno but dude always plays a villain.

[wheat grail]

Ill check

[mild crystal]

aight

[wheat grail]

What year?

12?

[mild crystal]

ye

2012

what the fuck is this autists face

[wheat grail]

Ben Kingsley?

[mild crystal]

hmm

what movies did he star in

[wheat grail]

A lot

Iron Man 3

Gandhi

[stone spoke]

Isnt that adam sandler?

[mild crystal]

no lol

thats defo not adam sandler

this is adam sandler @stone spoke

[wheat grail]

Self/less

[mild crystal]

hmm

ender's game

[wheat grail]

The other day I finally realized my self/less is called self/less

[stone spoke]

Where is that pic from? not the last adam one

[mild crystal]

what pic

the one i posted

or uh

the other one with the autistic face

[stone spoke]

ye

[mild crystal]

also from The Dictator

we're having movie night rn with haza

and buff

[stone spoke]

Sacha Baron Cohen?

[mild crystal]

idfk

[wheat grail]

Do they say his name in the movie? I can check again

[stone spoke]

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTkzMTY4Nzc2NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODc3MDI2MDE@._V1_UY317_CR11,0,214,317_AL_.jpg

[wheat grail]

Social chat taking a dark turn

@azure hatch Stay for the ride

[stone spoke]

I need my braincells i cant enter social

[upbeat river]

Wow

Toxic

[wheat grail]

Nah he's being honest

[stone spoke]

^^

[wheat grail]

Creechy and I are losing braincells rn

[azure hatch]

My ears are already dying

[wheat grail]

^^^

[stone spoke]

My ears are already dead

[mild crystal]

alright

im going in

[wheat grail]

[mild crystal]

fuck no

my brain cells died

[cloud basalt]

I haven't seen that many people in one channel since Teamspeak was a thing.

[wheat grail]

[azure hatch]

Ohoohohoh

You have not seen this

https://gyazo.com/41046e1038a0620d56ecc8b1131071e0

[cloud basalt]

Good grief!!

[wheat grail]

Kawaii joined the brain dead party

[mild crystal]

@azure hatch its a giveaway vc isnt it

[azure hatch]

yeah why?

[upbeat river]

Why so many colours

Better discord ewww

[vale lion]

@wheat grail no u

[wheat grail]

Bye

[azure hatch]

@white stirrup heyyo

[wheat grail]

[upbeat river]

Betterdiscord is literally ew

[spice fern]

i love backdoors

[white stirrup]

[wheat grail]

Knock before entering

[spice fern]

eww havok here

[wheat grail]

Yes

Jesus chirst

[spice fern]

earrape attempt

[wheat grail]

God dam Juice

[azure hatch]

[wheat grail]

Oh Vixen is back

[spice fern]

the fuck did i join

[upbeat river]

Knock knock

[wheat grail]

Ear rape rave

Join the party

[upbeat river]

No

Nevrr

[spice fern]

suffer with us

[wheat grail]

Juice is the host rn

[upbeat river]

I wont

I need my innocent ears

I need my ears for music

Good music****

[wheat grail]

If I become a vegetable have Triv put in chat

[spice fern]

legit went to 1 on volume mixer for discord

as i do for anytime i join social

[azure hatch]

Im stealing that bot

[wheat grail]

dId MoMo TeXt YoU?

[deep wren]

no but if she does she getting earraped

[spice fern]

jojo ops

[deep wren]

gonna ask her if she watches jojo

LOL

[wheat grail]

Aye it's triple a fellow ear raped person

[deep wren]

OMG

[wheat grail]

He sounds like My Name is By....

[pale sleet]

[azure hatch]

!stop

[bronze plume]

[OCE] CreechyWolf#2937, it doesn't look like you can use that.

[wheat grail]

[upbeat river]

Whos my name is by

[azure hatch]

Byf

[upbeat river]

Whos that

[azure hatch]

Youtube

r

Does stuff on destiny lore

[spice fern]

3

2.0

[upbeat river]

Ah oh ew

[pale sleet]

redacted talk

[azure hatch]

!stop

[bronze plume]

[OCE] CreechyWolf#2937, it doesn't look like you can use that.

[upbeat river]

Wow r3dacted talk

!voteban @azure hatch

[bronze plume]

Voteban initiated. @upbeat river who would you like to ban?

Format: !ban @username

[azure hatch]

You forced me to do it

!!

[pale sleet]

[upbeat river]

I didnr know

Aghh

[azure hatch]

I provided you with knowledge and this is how you repay me???

[upbeat river]

Bad knowledge