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I just saw someone in a high speed pursuit using a stolen police suv as the getaway...and they passed me on the street lol. I was begging god for him to hit me lmfao
The tires were blown and he had like 13 cops chasing him
That's crazy
It may ave been the runniest shit i seen in a long time
Alright, @stoic bolt has been warned for 'Posted a link'.
Dudes face was priceless
Homie didnt give a fuck when he passed me
He had a gangster lean going..one hand on the wheel type shit haha
can we take a minute to appreciate chocolate milk
it's real deserving
however i did once pick up a chocolate milk 'carton' like what a school was have and it was so shit
companies should be sued for producing bad chocolate milk
yep

Why the fuck cant you post images in here
Whats the point of a shitposting channel when you can post images
need to donate lol
What kind of garbage is that
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Real men have no issues with wearing pink.
Pink brings out the colour of my eyes
Originally pink was viewed as a strong vital color for boys and blue was a calming color suited to girls
and then the fire nation attacked
No but at that time period boys also wore what would be considered dresses. Just look at manly man FDR
can I have the red color
only if you havent ever had someone buy you exactly 1 year of nitro
let me check my records
I've never had anyone buy me exactly one year of Nitro.
Can you hook me up with the red color, Welfare?
Just for 5 minutes so I can flex on Tasso
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Why every time I open this chat do I see 3 OMEGAROLLS @north saddle
Iβm getting concerned
Sup kiddos
This was the mistake of nitro
o this isnt so bad.





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someone say 



new jojo episode 
Was slapyournan banned?
It's Nan you insect
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so im trying to download the free beta on Divison 2 and it is asking for activation key? where do i find that?

@north saddle



@upbeat salmon herro. 
@azure hatch hello 
We've been cursed for a year.
who would do such a thing 
A very evil person.
a very evil person with a very short discord name

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"You're right you know, but I'm a capricorn and you're fucking nuts!" IM DYING
this trailer is so much better
This is exactly why people don't want you to have Nitro.
this is the 6th time ive clicked into this channel and seen this
@north saddle we get it, enough is enough
Sorry just had to inform @upbeat salmon for the 6th time now
Welfare is our lord and saviour.
I feel very unwanted with my GIFS
I will shit in your breakfast if you tag me again in a message with a bunch of emotes.

Welfare, if Tasso keeps doing it, could you prohibit him from sending emotes in chat?
^ please.
^ this
steve make a strawpoll 
Straw polls are pog
alternatively steve you could block him too
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I don't block people on Discord.
Heβs a nice guy C
But I will call people out for going full-retard.
U started it
i only have 3 people blocked and that was for dm shit
doesnt mean you have to continue it
i asked tasso nicely-ish so im sure he will stop
you guys can dm each other if you want to argue
With the pictures of course
You started it 
very good
creechy just ace them 3 times
The emotes il take them down a notch
ez win
They're team killing.
just ace them 4Head
I think I got banned for siege
define a notch tasso
join the club
I used to join comp games and team kill non stop and mic spam
ive played against that ibims eims i think
he was shit and i rolled him
i think hes in a video of mine actually
ok but does it have fatalities
Apex had 3mil players a day
irid stop that
3mil is small tho
"small"
even destiny had 7m concurrent or smthn
@azure hatch https://youtu.be/id08fw_-Zas?t=86
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i found him
He did

China's population is around 1.4 billion...
theres only 7 million people in the world how is that possible
Destiny battle royale when
FORTNITE season 8 is out 
I guess they just disappeared 
FOTNITR
I could never get into br games tbh
I loved pubg when it was good
Destiny chat in the ghost posting channel???
Ironically pubg is in the best spot it's ever been
At its peak it was just the best alternative we had
Pre 1.0 with that OG music is the best
The servers are still ass
For sure. They've gotten a bit better
And they are filled with Chinese hackers
wheres my apex legends carry
The put 1000% more effort in their mobile version then their desktop


OH GOD THAT'S A THING
it is
WHY
lmfao
Yes ark
yeah but ARK on mobile makes the least sense of all
On all devices
with all the commands you have on base ARK
not arks fault you hav a smol brane
I can understand ark
Still better than the ark sequel
FORTNITE runs at 60 FPS on my tablet
What was it?
That game they tried
and calling it a sequel
It basically is
Atlas is a meme
its basically not
Atlas
Lmao game was complete trash
even close to the same thing minus the stuff that looks similar
Atlas is good if you have 28 hours a day to play
i personally dont care for pvp shit
Owaot
And don't mind bad net code
And all the uganda
let me call in the expert
Soldies
@harsh quartz
Atlas 
I wonder what its population is at atm
Spam music
You don't really do anything lol
That's what you do
It's like ark minus dinosaurs
the big thing on atlas is the raiding
with ark at least you have the option of going purely pve for cave hunting and bosses etc
Extinction was really good, but it was easy
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its fun if you have folks to play with
Yeh
depends on your playstyle id rather play with a small group of people doing pve
instead of a 50 man server full of idiots
Same
Hey welf π
But raiding other people can be fun
Something like race to the moon would be cool, like imagine a few teams of people in the same ark world
once my friend is done playing conan we will be doing yet another ark playthrough but this one will be on Ragnarok
And the teams have a goal to reach
Ark Moon survival is fun too
Moon survival? I meant like minecraft race to the moon lol
oh , there is a straight up Moon map for ARK in the mod section of steam
Niche reference I guess
lmao
Lol
gif stolen from welfare
Atlas is shit. Don't play it.

he has spoken
They are wiping everything in the next ~two weeks.
tf is atlas lol
exactly
hehe
roblox graphics for when u need to sweat uber hard
i can bestow my knowledge on u if u want
y tho
What rank are you.
last time i played i was plat 1
now am gold 4

i jus shrunk lol
just smurf in bronze its so much more fun if ur solo
i was copper 4 in chimera then got to gold 1 next season
dont even need to sweat you just hide in obj and win ez
That made no sense at all.
lmao
i dont remember my account names
yeah
she is cute
i think one could be lightingmcqueen
if u wanna check that
and one might be soccer.steven03
nope
and nope
these graphics lmaoo
sorted oldest to newest
Back when cav was good.
back when the whole game was still mostly good
Her lusion got nerfed.
Have you seen hereford
the new one?
Yeah
i played on it for a bit when it came out but i pretty much quit after it came out
It's garbo
fortnight.king1 is one of my smurfs
but i kinda dont have a smurf and a main anymore since i think i got plat on my smurf
i just kinda smurfed and tryharded whenever

if i go down its not cos im trash trust me XD
Yeah i was there because i was new to the game
Then by the end of the season I got really good and somehow got plat 3 before my friends who've been playing longer than me

uhh
i dont remember
creeperkilr2005 was my main
i think
i dont even know at this point

bronze silver gold gold plat
My cousin is a tryhard
looks like a legitimate account
oh wait
no the order is going down
plat gold gold silver bronze
LOL
Ye
i think that shows its hard to smurf when youve been sweating for so long
you wanna lose but keep decking idiots
Start team killing and getting banned
lol i had my fair share of bans
Kinda hard now tho
although we found out it was much easier to get other people kicked
2 tks in one game is 30 min ban
It's called playing smoke and killing everyone in the objective room when it starts
nah you just fuck with people and they get real triggered
lol
Escape the ban
we'd get a cav to shoot everyone to 1hp
tf
Lmao right?
i forgot how golden these vids were
lol we pulled off some shit
this ones gotta be my favorite just cos of all the dumb shit in it
especially the last clip oh my god
well, it took 25 years to finally do it but i finally beat FF8
whats that some sort of destiny achievement?
@upbeat salmon
@lost sentinel I see you


its fucking good
im binge watching right now
im not ready for whats going to happen next
arya better fuck that dude up
i swear
im so sad
I shall say nothing
@spring stump hodor is the night king
Saved you 4 seasons
Youβre welcome
Done
y u spoilll
Trivista go watch it

Nostalgia swag
Lemme know when you meet ramsay 
I might watch it, in a year or two
Why wait ?
i know what happenes to hodor
It ends this spring
im not ready
there are several shows that I want to watch
F you start watching now youβll be caught up to the last season which airs in April
before game of thrones
Yeah but none of them are game of thrones quality
She doesnβt
BITCH
Get spoiled

lasangna
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Laguna
welfare mod me 
Ok
i already sent dick pics
whatt

you mean selfies right?
yes dick selfies
OH MY GOD IT'S JASON BOURNE
not now
i thought it was overrated untill i finished s1
s1 starts slow af
but then picks up after ep 7 or something

Yuup
then its just none stop good
although whats with all the male elsas?
They'd better fuckin go wild on the intro this season
i hope they do
I'm sick of seeing the same fuckin castle black
LOL
There's a while where zero characters are at the castle, and they still fly over it
You know nothing, mighty potato
I WANT
JOFFERY
TO
DIE
LIKE
HOLY SHIT HE ANNOYES
ME
NEVER EVER HAVE I BEEN ANNOYED BY A CHARCHTER LIKE HIS
Isn't he great
an actor yea
Fuckin edgelord
time to watch 7x22 soon 
Um actually season 7 only has 8 episodes
what show
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
You're talking about a worse show

oooh i like star trek
holy fuck I wish I had one of those wait mechanics from the bethesda games irl im tryna make it monday already
how do I go into a non terminal coma for exactly 48 hours?
My cats getting very clingy to say the lesst
fuck all to do
Some people don't wanna go home
wanna see someone but can't until monday
home is fine its just boring as fuck and I need to see this person cuz somethings got her fucked up rn and im tryna comfort her
kinda hard to do that over the phone
Yeh
ohh I could sleep half the weekend away
12 hours both nights
wake up with a massive fucking headache but oh well
my favorite
hmm fucking die of boredom I must
Left me my wife has
hmmm talk to my ex I will
Jk
dont talk to your ex shit gets weird when she says she still got feelings
that you could tell
you just gotta make a move and tell her you got feelings and if you guys truly have that connection needed for a relationship itll work out
Yeah nah, too busy with studies rn
Also parents won't let me have a gf unless she's Christian
id rather have a close and wonderful relationship with someone I truly love than let that fly by for studies that won't matter
oh you got one of those families
well ill pour one out for you thats rough
Eh, it doesnt matter too much atm
how old are you
15
im 18
lmao
No reason to have a gf yet
17 and a half actually
Imo
by next or junior year you will think very differently
as long as you actually talk to girls
you will catch feelings for one
tasso aint legal 
and if she shares those feelings theres no going back and its amazing

Nice
@round nova how old are u
1
yea give it a bit
My cat be like: ruining my last clipboard
yall are fuckin babies
ive given it quite a lot of time
i refuse to believe people born after the millennium exist
and a bit further
im not worried about the future rn honestly
just living in the moment and im happy with it
u still in high school!?
yes
you should be able to tell considering you asked my age

im gonna be 17 early next school year
DMagg be like: thinking people who born at 2000-2003 don't have the same things as 90s kids 

Only 90s kids 

btw fuck you if you like driving anything other than coupes and SUVs

you heard me
sedan gets a pass
but youre on thin fucking ice
SUVs are too good to pass up though
how do I add snapchat to carplay
idk man
my cars older than you are
part of the reason you babies dont actually exist
cons: don't have a car pros: don't have a shit car
DMagg: 

I feel trapped with my computer rn
wdym
like I don't play games at all anymore and haven't really for a couple months now
but at the same time I don't wanna sell my computer
but at the same time I could do so much shit with the money from it
I have barely played any games for the past three weeks
a couple months ago I finally got my confidence up and became a normal social person and I haven't really gone back
I just play apex with friends over the weekends when I got nothing else to do
besides extra curriculars I often don't do anything with my friends
not really to impress people, It's just how I talk

they have dudes' softball 
yep
why not just play baseball
competitive guy is a double negative
baseball is for sweaty guys who run 10 miles every morning
literally been threatened for making a girl happier than another dude like that shits in our blood
baseball is for literally anyone who enjoys the sport
I can hardly bike 2 miles without getting tired and I still enjoy baseball
then again I ride a bmx
so going long distances might not exactly be ideal
how fat are u!?
well what's the problem with softball
what's the competitive difference between softball and baseball
my guy ive got a normal BMI I just don't do cardio lmao
baseball has people who are hoping to get to the big leagues
in softball, there's nowhere to go
I got some strong legs too my bikes kinda garbage
my skateboard keeps pace better than my bike which is horrible
I dont have the money or effort for a mountain bike or trail bike
I got friends obsessed with that shit tho
it's dangerous man
every time I go out I get close to being seriously injured if I'm not on my toes
especially after rain
cause roots are slippery
I just realized if things with this girl ever go south im not gonna be able to listen to so many fucking songs that I like without thinking about everything
and yeah I know mountain biking is pretty dangerous
I suppose
I blow things out of proportion
sometimes
it's really not that dangerous
at least on my trail
any injury isnt fun
like the pain isn't even the annoying part its just simply having it
I got a blood blister today when an engine pinched the side of my hand and the only thing im annoyed about is how weird my hand feels when Im writing





so when did you guys get your glow up
uhh
never
dabs
wow I just realized my sister is 17
hmm
not sure how I feel about that
how many noise complaints can one get before getting evicted
that new fam role added 
also why does that seem weird to you bird
should I get a tomato frog
My sister is 35 this year
FAM
newts are cool too
I need something rn my minds racing too much
I put on music to help that shit and then the songs get my thinking about more shit
take a shower
how did the chicken cross the road @round nova
silence makes my mind race about shit too man
I've been playing skyrim a bit recently. A couple of mods to make it interesting.
skyrim is fun
First time on SSE, but I've sunk like 700+ hours into LE
I would rather watch paint dry than play a game right now

ok so something my history teacher taught me, go in a darkish room, sit down with your eyes closed, focus on where your body meets the ground, and whenever you get a thought, let it go
like imagine its a cloud and it drifting off
no
too much effort I just want a wrap rn or something
Have some cereal
I got a bag of flaming hot fries in my hands rn im good
getting some panda express later tho
We're massive WW2 film fanatics, so making this was fulfilling a lifelong fantasy. We had to cut out so much from this as well, so we'll be putting a extende...
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panda express smacks most of the time
ive had ya kniw
most of the time
sometimes its wack though
orange chicken on point tho
i just said though twice
ban me
all about the terryaki my guy
I do that shit all the time
thats some good stuff
teriyaki ramen
ill say honestly and tho way too much
good stuff
ill be honest though
precisely
spicy food is the only reason im alive
if you ever have teriyaki tofu, you'll never hate on tofu again
how about I just dont try tofu to begin with
pizza? pepper flakes
gotta love that spice
thats god tier
I share your sentiments
consciousness is a pretty shitty gift rn not gonna lie
what
eh it'll be fine eventually
I have the gift of being conscious and I don't want to be
ok
take a shower

Do you have any whisky
im 16 dude
whiskey*
but nah my parents dont have any
Wait, what's up mate?
die
Whiskey is the american spelling, typically referred to as bourbon whiskey
I'm talking real mans whisky, scotch
then say scotch
imagine saying "see you later man" to one of your closest friends you made over xbox live over 6 years ago and you decide to see if any of the boys wanna play halo 3 but they were last online 4 years ago and you have no way to contact them, if only you asked for their number or email, but now they'll never know you were online and will forget about you.
I'm just not sure most of us are comfortable talking to a child about this kinda crap. IF you were 40 and feelin this over a relationship then it means it meant something
yeah true
bruh
not entirely about a relationship
You'll survive
im just fucking bored
daenerys is going to destroy westros lmao
english please
game of thrones
oh
We gave you a couple quite decent suggestions, but you're on your own π
did i miss something
yeah great suggestions like eat a bowl of cereal
Oh damn son, has season 8 started?
all the other kings and lord fighting eachother and having no clue daenerys is recruiting armies in the other side of the world lol
no s3
i just finished it
Ahh
oh bro in season 5
so good
guess who bites it
You seen all the rest, rewatching it like? Or are you watching it for the first time
im kidding ive never seen game of thrones

you cant ban anyways
Enjoy mate, it's all super great
i sorry
I just rewatched seasons 1-7 in preparation for season 8 dropping
red wedding fucked me up
Many excite
im not okay
as soon as the music started in the wedding and lady stark was worried i knew something was gonna happen
i was not ready at all
YOUR MATCHMAKING EXPERIENCE MAY BE SLIGHTLY IMPACTED BECAUSE THE TRUST FACTOR OF CHIGWARD IS LOWER THAN YOURS
hey shut up
The great thing about this platform is that we can totally actually spoiler as long as we use spoiler tags
maybe i wanna watch it one day
But yeah, dont ruin it for him bro
dw that will mean nothing untill you reach a certain point
You've set an expectation
this album cover always makes me laugh ngl
its a lil too much
dont do it, its likeone of the worst things ever
keep thinking the mic is a ketchup bottle
that i dont lik
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oh well
if i wanted to watch porn id watch porn
R.R was horny i guess
peter dinklage
also at the time of age sex was like a big thing
imagine not being able to control how much you watch porn
but meh
thats gotta be rough
I wouldn't consider GoT to be pornographic in any way though
LOL
no
the reason i dont like the sex in it cuz one scene could be intense as fuck then the next scene its a threesome with loud moaning
it ruins the mood
yeah fr
there were times especially in like fckn games where there was just sex
and its annnoying
bruh dont worry
its not a prob if you dont have friends
I don't really find it awkward seeing sex in tv or movies as long as you aren't watching it with people who are really too young to realise that sex literally happens every day irl
@upbeat salmon 
I swear to god the only people in this server are young introverts or 40 year olds
wheres dop at man
@glossy vault pls ban him
yeah but when theres sex in every fckn episode its annoying
I mean, it would be aqkward if your best mate started jackin it to a pair of tits in your living room
But it doesn't sound like thats what you mean
also sorry for the @ 

biggest mistake was watching s2 with my parents lol
my dad was laughing his ass off haha
i was like please kill me
wait, am I a young introvert or a 40 year old? I'm not sure which category is supposed to be bad
both
both

yeah dude i hate when me and my bros are watching pornhub and a sex scene comes on its so awkward
LOL
like fr
im good with random disturbing stuff

Wook
Wook


oh boy
ban the person who said everyone is a 40 year old

do it please

yeah
DO IT 
I don't mind him being here other than the fact that he implied he wasn't old enough to be here, since discords ToS means he really should get removed now that we know
they hate me for I speak the truth
/ban @round nova

!mute @round nova
[NA/EU] Mightypotato#21427, it doesn't look like you can use that. 
fuck

YEA GET @'D BITCH
jokes on you I have this entire server muted







