#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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RKT is the shit
pro tip
make homemade rice krispy treats and then let them dry out and then break it up into cereal sized chunks
See the issue I have with that is not eating all the rice krispie treats the second they're done
rice krispy treats is my all time favorite
AH HA. it was Honey-Comb cereal
Thanks Google, for understanding what I meant by "that cereal with the crazy mascot"
Literally first result
lmfao
i really like old school frosted flakes too
not the double frosted?
i like the OG
5th result, Mr T Cereal
i like plain corn flakes tbh lol
if you dont eat the whole box when you eat FP then what are you even eating cereal for
I had apple cinnamon toast crunch a couple weeks ago
I think it slightly edges out original
yea that another one that got discontinued for awhile
there was also french toast crunch, that shit was crazy... it said on the box "doesn't get soggy in milk" and that was the truth, i have no idea how they did it
pretty sure it got discontinued,
cause of the dark magicks
you ever mixed scrambled eggs with your cereal?
or eat cereal with water instead of milk'

ive known people that did that in the past
ive heard cereal + water, whispered, furtively
never scrambled eggs mixed in cereal, blehrg
80k people and chat has been dead for 19 minutes.
@upbeat salmon Kapwing
@dim field 
@upbeat salmon I have an idea for another quality meme
Yes. Do it. DO IT
@spark dock ow
Brug
@mossy anchor KAPWING
Yeah i know, there is a "transition" frame missing so the blade actually feels smooth
Working on it
More like the body swing
@mossy anchor quality memes
I never saw Eva actually banning somebody tho
It's a server meme
And look: i spend a LOT of my time here.
😮
darn
Oki
NA or EU
and someone was lucky I wasn't the mod that saw another situation cause I prob would have banned too
But on eu cause i have trash ping on na
oki
👀
tell me how bad i am btw @spark dock

darn i got potg as soldier but i didnt save it
Hi, Eva 
Anyone have thoughts on the dude spamming the "x needs your credit card" thing on the LFG channels?
Who want's to play minecraft
what lfg chat @worldly niche
@tame sapphire only one today, that's what i said, you're too sweet to ban the entire serv, here have a peepo 
Or a stitch

Stitchs are cool too
"i need your credit card and those wacky digits on the back"
stitch kawaii
@fam
I would but Im watching youtube memes while high
That sounds like a fun time
brug

Drugs are bad, Hambone.
Don't do drugs without me.

jk, I don't need your drugs.
I have prescriptions for Vicodin and Norcos.
Stay in drugs, Don't do Vegetables, Eat School
And muscle relaxers.
none of those are weed though
Not a huge fan of weed, tbh. It makes me less productive.
Thats why I only smoke when I have nothing to get done
I try to only smoke high in cbd stuff
For those times, I prefer a nice glass of scotch and a good cigar.
That's good too
Having schizoaffective and smoking high thc is not a good combo
I can see that
hitting super pure CBD on a dab rig is pretty good too
and its easier to get depending on where you live
Like it helps with my depressive mood, but fuels the paranoia I already have lol
High CBD and high THC are easy to find over here in California.
Even easier when you know a grower.
Lucky for me that’s where I am
unfortunately I live a bit east of that... Fortunately I have a good friend who started selling wax a few months ago
I used to live in Illinois, but noped out of there when I turned 18
Wax is how I found out that high thc stuff isn’t for me
fuck im supposed to be doing mandarin hw but im jamming out to welcome to my mine with my bros
dude you know you can play the song off the rhythym bot
learning mandarin hm ?
It’s funny how my bday is April 20th too
why is that funny ?
weed.
mandarin hw isnt funny
welcome to my mine is funny
because its so retarded
PLAY THAT NOTEBLOCK NICELYYYYYYY
hu
I'am born with it.

also i cannot write properly.
I'm glad my classes this semester don't require papers
give me calculus over a paper any day
I mean, i'am born with vaccines, not autism i leave that to ya beast 
Rofl, classes. I just sign my presence here and get back to sleep or whatever the fuck i'am wasting my time on recently.
Still got A+ grades somehow.
And then Korean expats wonder why they don't find a freaking job.
Yeah I spend most of my time in classes browsing r/destinythegame and r/destinymemes
I stopped doing that after the forsaken and forge hype left me kinda bored hambone
dw crokan
it's like they tell you nothing related tot he actual projects in class here, just side stuff so koreans usually spend until 1/2 AM in the nearest study room or library to study whatever it is they need for the project.
I was a big nerd in school 🤓
I don't trust that
I saw how hard my mom and dad worked to give me a good education
so I needed to at least work that hard in school
Hi, Eva 
I got bullied out of the christian school I went to for a while 😂
in elementary times
haaaawwww come on
i went to a christian school
You were expelled for telling a teacher to shut up...?
oh a boy did get expelled partially over an incident with me from that school
I got a grasp of what "endoctrinment" look like. Almost as if it was this zerg mind-controlling stuff they talk about in starcraft.
Hope he gets hit by a bus eva
he... ahn... went around school grabbing my bootie and laughing. I was what, 9, 10?
Seems like he'll grow up to be a good member of society. Good lord.
he used to talk in class and not pay attention and then call me to get the homework he didn't write down
one day I got tired and decided to not give it to him anymore... I told him in class, he called me, I said no
his older sister called me and gave me an earful
then his mom called me and screamed at me for a while
with a family like that, no wonder he thought he could do whatever he wanted
Sadly this kind of things happen more and more, at least in france.
I am still amazed how a grown woman could have done that to a kid
Entitled much?? Lmao
Parents don't know how to handle their childrens which in turn grow up to be worst adults than their parents were...
^
Ever saw "idiocracy" ?
notalwaysright on the learning section too 😂
"Hey, here's an idea. Maybe your kid can pay attention in school."
EP would’ve came up with an exuse
she told me that one day I would need help and no one would hep me because I am a bad person
"Hey, here is an idea MAYBE teahc this lil cunt not to grab girls, or in general peoples's ass."
and that I would die alone since I couldn't be nice to people
my teachers love me
😂
Lmao
Guess this kid's missing a good old beating.
the mom is, for sure
Nah eva, you are a good person, i don't know much, but at least i know that. 
thanks ❤
You can't beat kids anymore, Xoxel.
That's sad.
You can discipline them "as long as you don't leave a mark."
Probably being punished by not getting vaccinated
At least that's how it is in California.
I mean, you shouldn't beat your kid to death and it shouldn't be the only way for you to teach him a lesson, but sometimes, it's better than anythign else. An ass swoop makes you realize "MAYBE" you should have done things differently.
@keen salmon @worldly niche cbd does nothing for me, I dunno why
Nowadays, a parent just has to take their kids' phone and cut off the internet, and the kid will lose their shit.
its not as noticable as THC since its all body high
Also, that video is awesome.
It doesn’t effect you the same way thc does
maybe you arent taking enough
CBD is non-psychoactive. That's why it doesn't give you the "high" feeling you get from THC.
I don't feel a body high either. I literally feel nothing. I've even tried to "overdose" it lol
I'm probably immune
Also, it’s better to take cbd with at least a little bit of thc
idk Xoxel, every time I had my bootie whooped when I was a kid was because my parents were mad at something else and I drove them over the edge...
Keypoint, Misses and Gentlemans, is "frustration". Kids nowadays can't handle that for the most part. Because they are taught less and less how to deal with it, parents are getting lazy and just get them whatever it is that they want because it's the easiest way to get peace.
for things that usually wouldn't be that serious
so I am not the biggest fan of physical punishments since they can be misued way too easily
My punishments were usually physical based, like hard exercise kind
I love how we're having a conversation about weed and raising kids simultaneously
@tame sapphire I definitely agree, beating your kids is probably not how you should be educating them, and i believe this should be a "last resort" for when they do womething really serious. But if it was me, i'ld prefer them to understand if i talk to them and punish them in an other way. I'am not a parent tho so that's a question i'am late to answer.
besides those few times, I was usually grounded - no books other then school books, no going out with my friends, no something I wanted
but like I said, my parents worked... and still work... really hard
they lead by example
Also, i need to get back to the 1st grade, my writing is excellent today.
Like I failed history on my freshman year. My dad made me run 3 miles right when I got home after school when he found out
dang
Drove around with me to make sure I kept a steady run
Seems like a bit too much.
Told me I was going to hell like my uncle was

KKomrade
I'm sorry you went through that
hopefully things are better now
and I am off to bed cause if I stay up longer I will see the sun rising
Haven’t talked to him in like 6 years
night
Take care
@mossy anchor i dont know why youre listening to that but im joining

But as you said Eva, you should be good enough of an example for your kids that they know when they do something really wrong. Also yeah, i'am once again not a fan of physical punishment. As someone of the "old" generation who got is ass handed to him sometimes (i always deserved it on my part tho, even when i think back), i can understand how it can go really wrong depending on the child. They all need special care, no one will react in the same way and i believe it's the parents role to find the best way to educate their children. + The fact that if you're a decent human being, chances are your kids will follow.
Good morning
Night eva :)
Sometimes boring is a good thing
eh it's negative boring really, i generally spent my entire life being a rebel to my parents
jesus christ this song
I was gonna get pizza 2 hours ago coz I have no food but now its too close to bed time and I'm too lazy to get up and get it :c
I even don’t want kids now, because I never want to be like him

@keen salmon Good grief. But if you do realize that what he did is terribly wrong, then i doubt you'll be like him.
SUBBOT!
bleach lasagna
Also, i shouldn't be saying that, but maybe someday you should have a talk with your dad. You never know, maybe he truly was worried to the point where he made terrible choices... anyway, it's your dad, you'll regret that man once he's gone, don't do that to yourself and talk.
ok fine
ghostposting, more like feels-posting, i'am off
theyre feels posting while we are talking about weed and having a spotify listening party

oh boy, here we go
i am @muted saffron
But srs I think I'm immune to cbd as my friend is immune to thc (eaten)
@real kernel I recently started playing rocksmith like 6 months ago, found out I really enjoy playing bass guitar
its so good man
i dont know why it freaks me out when an old white lady says the n word
So yesterday my manager heard about me playing bass, and he let me borrow a bass he made
Really?
Just come to florida @muted saffron
@fierce bolt What do you mean, "Immune to CBD"?
dude i live in liberal california
You do realize CBD isn't supposed to give you a "high" feeling, right?
LSD
mhmm
league is better
bro i think im a bit too young for acid
besides i dont really feel the appeal of being a druggie
You have to be at least 85 to take acid
like it has you so fucked up
Don't do drugs kidz.
stay in drugs and dont do school kids
brug
Don't do drugs, beast.
In fact, you should give me your drugs so I can dispose of them properly.
Ill come along to make sure they're extra disposed of
Drug disposal party
Yes, we're all just making a group effort to help a friend :)
If it includes drugs, yes
so i can meet some dark magician girls
Hmmm, how big is your deck?
I cant help with the shadow realm but im high enough to be in the ascendant plane right now
traps
uWu
no there is no bulge to be detected
OwO
illegal use of owos
👀
theres a drugstore 2 blocks down from my house
barred windows and everything
hella sketch
fuck I have class in the morning, i need to go to bed soon
what's with this emote, is this from bear in the big blue house?! I havent seen that in forever Lmao

Well, most drugstores have barred windows and are high security, just like most gun shops
there aint no fucking security mate
Because believe it or not, drugs and guns are both highly associated with criminal activity.
But seriously, is
from bear in the big blue house?
@ wook would know
F
oof
Now I really wanna know where
is from.. 
wook 
here's an idea
right click the emote and open the link
then search Google for the image
Hi, Neko 
cries in mobile
HIT OR MISS SONG ON SPOTIFY
heh I'm on mobile too
no
hey Steve do you get ignored by all the head mods 
yEs
that's harsh
Probably.


Eva hates me because I refuse to call the Donator role "pink."
Even though it's very light violet
relatable
What happened to #karoke ?????

But no music now? :c
I think this is the first time I've attempted to interact with Neko.

if not then guess it's time for bans 

good night people
night
Nite
'Night
m'nighty
@azure hatch
how are you
Hi, Neko 

Neko, what languages do you speak?
a shame
english
Geez, only a lvl 1 weeb I see. tsk tsk
Wow, what a much better version of AAA
The real toothpaste on the cake is the Colgate logo
whoa there

honestly i dont know how i can use discord when i have no wifi
like its been like this for the last hour
no
i have no internet because my dad blocked it
but for some reason discord work
is reading supposed to make my head hurt
Oh, yeah - I forgot about that.
what

i think this is sorcery
Idk
i hate servers that ban you for no reason
I like synergy
just figured out that i got banned because i talked with a banned guy
why is that bannable lol

he spread his ban energy to you
Internet is rule by mob violence & dictatorships

@sonic salmon
💛
@somber anvil
💛

@bitter whale 
Gay
the man showed himself 
Did u just assume I’m a man in 2019
did you just assume I was talking about you
...
Maybe
stinky yellows 

@rare hazel IS ALIVE
🦀
🦀
🦀
Anyone watching dororo

Apex legend 
Other game sucks

Eww apex
apex is the best br there is
i usually dislike a br game but apex doesnt even feel like it tbh
when u make a br based on a non br game
@bitter whale 
but do you have nitro for a year
?
you did the same thing

I'm just waiting for tasso's nitro to expire
imagine going off topic in the redacted channel
triv stop being pepega, tasso attacking gen chat because of it
what?
wait u didnt know
about?

who gave you that
someone
cant say who
but hes on this server

because U guys where boling me 2 hard like 3 days ago
or 2



eh
magine not having a year or nitro + games
@upbeat salmon
XD
xD xD I remember I used to use this things
@upbeat salmon help 
he knows
he was there
when I freaked out because I got a year of nitro
he was very irritated
right @upbeat salmon
omg I just realized nitro + games for 1 year in canada is 131$



@wicked topaz miss you fren hope youre well
Alrighty
PADI
Big nitro boy
@somber anvil

Trivistais a ni diot
Thats just gibberish right? 
hoziers new album is actually good

Tasso n Triv are both aware of them sending those emotes so i wouldnt consider it booling
The emote says an
fascinating
hmm
@upbeat salmon
was it cxpher
ffs
Only hint I’m giving
can mods make a role that doesnt allow tasso to send emotes
yeah well getting nitro for free isnt nice either 
wait a minute
yea
no nitro for u
Hello
bad red
Ikr
Tasso was spamming chat of a pic of his expiring nitro
And someone actually gave him more
oWo
herro frens 
hii
@azure hatch 
Alright, @sinful anchor has been warned for 'Posted a link'.


@north saddle Pretty sure a lot of people were irritated when they found out you received a year of Nitro. It probably has a lot to do with you constantly spamming emotes.
I think i know who did this horrible crime D:
Same, ElOwOsive. Same.
what the
Also.... Hi, Eva 
darn
Hi Havok
Hey tasso, would you be as kind as to telling us who gave you that year of nitro :)
^


How many times have people called you trivia @marble fern
at least once
Wow, Eva... Woooooow 
really?
trivia

his name isnt trivia?
afraid not
darn
Are you sure??
Throvista


someone say vista 
LOL GG amercians living in the middle of USA Yellow stone gonna erupt
If yellowstone is legitimately going to erupt the entire world is in danger
Has the potential to completely modify the planet's climate in weeks, the crops will all die...
as if It wasn't already 
Pls yellowstone, just keep being a beautiful calm coldara with lots of animals living in you
inb4 ice age v2
The UK can barely handle 5 minutes of hail or snow before our infrastructure melts and people panic

inb4 more illegal lego building techniques are found
lol if it snows in the uk
it's a disaster
inb4 illegal lego building techniques save yellowston
this place is a joke when it comes to snow 
it snowed in California and they had to give people definitions on what snow and sleet was
cause everyone was freaking he fuck out
How often does it actually snow in california? I can kinda? understand if it's so rare that some people have literally never encountered it
And because >americans dont like to escape their bubble (sorry for generalisation)
like never unless you are in the mountains
IT snows regularly in the uk though, you'd think we'd get our act together by now, only thing keeping us as warm as we are this north is the gulf stream
Well, at least once a year
ah right yeah
So someone by adult age will have definitely seen it once
!invite
Invite your friends!
https://discord.gg/d2pclfg
!etivni
Looking forward to that 100k Pizza Party
75% are gonna be bots
inb4 eva bans everyone once we hit 100k

inb4 triv goes first

I'll probably get banned first
Calling it
People will be sick of my lack of a profile pic
First person should be the one who gave Tasso a year of Nitro 👀


Alright, @north saddle has been warned for 'Duplicated text'.

is that g502 mouse
Yes
ok yeah that’s a ll
Huh
@mild crystal
@tawny jolt
ZOOM
@tawny jolt invite me back to ldfs swrver

Remember, Tasso. Eventually you will run out of Nitro again.
who would spend $100 usd on tasso?
I can say who
than say it
I know who it was.
who 
lmao hell no
👀
I made that mistake once. I won't make it again.
cant even show a corner of the pfp?
Not giving out hints
Invite your friends!
https://discord.gg/d2pclfg
84,252 people to ask

@north saddle can’t i don’t have perms
@tawny jolt but u banned me
i guess i do have perms
@spice fern
Negative
Like way shorter
So, it's someone with a really short name. Like... Tabs maybe? 
havok 
he told me it wasnt tabs
Do you trust Tasso though?
And they use the emoticon "^^"
Oh, no.... it was Wook
Negative
What's wooks discord name
@maiden linden I would never spend money on nitro especially + games
I just saw ur chat purchase history
D OMEGALUL C
No u didn’t
too long
alex retar

He’s a blue raider now
gay boi
... It's not Game Boy Advance lex?
yeah i thought of game boi advance lex too
Gay Boi Alex
garlicbreadalex
gaybabyalex
GayByAlex

But just look for people with short discord names that use ^^ and are awake at 7am tassotime

gay buddies

still think gay boi alex is best
Magine not having nitro
this is why nobody should supply tasso with nitro
Also maybe try to futz with the contrast on that screenshot, see if anything is visible under the mspaint redaction

now the question is does tasso do redacted things with this person 
:lewd:


AH THATS HOT

triv retar


@marble fern
@north saddle
^
imagine tasso not spamiming emotes
triv you have the big retard yes?
imagine tasso and literally everyone without nitro except me 😄
imagine suppling tasso with the means to do so

@ tasso, gimme nitro 😄

@north saddle spare some nitro there
o shit. i dont wanna get stabbed
I don’t pay for nitro nice people buy it for me and irritates lots of people
Lots of people on this server get very aggravated when I have nitro
Like @upbeat salmon
literally none is aggravated

Last week for a little out of hand
I'm pretty sure people are more irritated with you constantly spamming emotes.
Like you have ADHD and no self-control.
@upbeat salmon taking advantage of my nitro subscription
yes



Triv is very 
Tasso is very 
Triv is very 
㊙

Cocaine in your bitch brain 

so fun fact discord search doesn't support searching for the token "^" and completely ignores it
^
regex search when 





















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@north saddle