💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[flat talon]

[marble fern]

I have beta access

[lunar radish]

[north saddle]

ANYONE WANT TO PLAY DIVISION 2 WITH ME

[modest hollow]

no

[lunar radish]

Literally no one

[north saddle]

[flat talon]

[north saddle]

[unreal flume]

[lunar radish]

[flat talon]

[lunar radish]

[flat talon]

[lunar radish]

[flat talon]

[lunar radish]

[flat talon]

[lunar radish]

[flat talon]

[lunar radish]

[flat talon]

[lunar radish]

[flat talon]

[lunar radish]

[rapid patio]

@north saddle I'll play with you once my internet is you know

like not aids

[flat talon]

[lunar radish]

[flat talon]

[rapid patio]

'cause I'm hitting ~150KB/s down rn

[lunar radish]

[rapid patio]

[lunar radish]

[rapid patio]

[north saddle]

@rapid patio OK

[upbeat salmon]

You might have better luck setting up your PC at a local Starbucks and using their internet.

[flat talon]

My fave list is gunna be so fucked up when i get back on a pc

[lunar radish]

Lol

It isn't shared for me

[rapid patio]

I LIVE IN A 3RD WORLD CESSPOOL YOU HIGH-SPEED DEGENERATE

(joke ok)

[north saddle]

MODS

[rapid patio]

dont ban me pls I'm just a mentally unstable teenager

I hold no responsibility for my actions

[somber anvil]

[vestal bloom]

bee

no homo doe

[somber anvil]

nah man

never homo

spread the love always

[marble fern]

[upbeat salmon]

A little bromance never killed anyone.

[tame sapphire]

always homo

[spice fern]

@north saddle @marble fern best couple 2k19

[marble fern]

@spice fern no

[spice fern]

yes

for as long as i remain blue

[rare minnow]

Time to move rank for blue to 10

[spice fern]

fun fact

i only have 4 full

[somber anvil]

[upbeat salmon]

Oh my

[spice fern]

@somber anvil

[somber anvil]

[upbeat salmon]

Oh, that's definitely going into the Vault.

[somber anvil]

haha

yay

[north saddle]

APEX LEGENDS winning game of the year?!

[karmic agate]

i hope it crushes fortnite

so far it's doing pretty good

[wet valley]

Its pretty fun imo

[north saddle]

yea

I hope it destroys it

[somber anvil]

@north saddle

[mossy anchor]

Who wants to play Apex legends

[north saddle]

WHO WANT TO PLAY DVISIION 2 WITH ME

[somber anvil]

is it out?

[north saddle]

beta

[somber anvil]

free?

[native lake]

Private beta

[north saddle]

well I signed up early

[somber anvil]

[north saddle]

so I got in

[somber anvil]

lemem see if i got it

[native lake]

Gotta get invited or pre-order

[somber anvil]

also new pic sora

[north saddle]

brb 5 miun

[native lake]

I don't like it so far, too slow pace for me

[somber anvil]

is that

a destiny meme

[native lake]

It sure is

[marble fern]

Ban

[somber anvil]

gotta teach you some manners

[native lake]

I mean

Do you think I should post it on gen chat

Are you willing to answer to Eva for me

[somber anvil]

its not that bad

[native lake]

Me no cussing in gen chat

I'm a saint

[somber anvil]

[native lake]

[somber anvil]

meows are cute

but

[native lake]

Gross

League emotes

[somber anvil]

[green swift]

im back from having my brain melted

by a section of the cpa exam

[somber anvil]

bigger

[marble fern]

Cap is best

Not cpa

[green swift]

redacted talk

[marble fern]

[north saddle]

ANYONE WANT TO PLAY THE DIVISION 2 WITH ME

[tame sapphire]

Tasso chill

[north saddle]

😦

eva do u want to play?

[tame sapphire]

no

[north saddle]

😭

[tame sapphire]

sowwy

[stone spoke]

Tasso i’ll play with u if you can fix my wifi

[somber anvil]

@tame sapphire

[north saddle]

I dont know how 2

@somber anvil

[somber anvil]

@north saddle

[bronze fiber]

Sup

[north saddle]

[somber anvil]

[north saddle]

[green swift]

i have it installed

[karmic agate]

i am gonna hop on division 2 after work, there is a new end game mission

[green swift]

but i dont wanna play with you..

[karmic agate]

[green swift]

im just busting your balls i dont feel like playing anything right now

[maiden linden]

[north saddle]

so no one wants to play

[green swift]

metro exodus out in a week..

anthem out in 2 weeks.

[north saddle]

HYPE

nope

[somber anvil]

my pc cant handle it

[green swift]

sekiro out in 1 month

[north saddle]

Hype for metros , nope for anthem

[green swift]

UBER HYPE

[mossy anchor]

@wide swift Where does Pyke go

[somber anvil]

donate me a pc guys

[north saddle]

wait @somber anvil s pc cant handle games what ?!? Playing geforce now...

[green swift]

division 2 also out in 1 month

[somber anvil]

[maiden linden]

my pc handles you

😩

[green swift]

in soviet russia

pc handles you

[north saddle]

My pc is a beast

it handles every game I throw at it

exodus is scaring me tho

[green swift]

exodus has denuvo

[north saddle]

my cpu can handle that

[upbeat salmon]

[green swift]

whether or not it can handle it doesnt excuse denuvo

[north saddle]

DIVISION 2 beta has more content then anthems entire game confirmed

[green swift]

for being a piece of shit

[marble fern]

[north saddle]

Im happy it has denuvo

[green swift]

[north saddle]

or else the pc comunity would protest and pirate the game

since its on epic client and not on steam rn

[green swift]

people only salty about that because they did a bait and switch

[north saddle]

its true

but the day theya nnounced that

[green swift]

if they were like "ye we puttin it on epic" right out the gate

[north saddle]

I pre ORDERED on steam

[green swift]

nobody would really care

[north saddle]

I dont normally pre order games but I had to with this one

I want a steam copie

and not a epic loser store copie

I hope fortnite dies and epic flopps

they are swimming in money rn

[karmic agate]

i would rather purchase it on uplay

[north saddle]

I mean im getting division 2 on uplay

not on epic

uplay isnt bad

[karmic agate]

i got invited to beta because and this is my guess, i bought and played the game on uplay

[north saddle]

epic pisses me off

[karmic agate]

i have a friend who bought it on steam and didnt get invited

[green swift]

that's because division 2 is published by ubisoft though

[north saddle]

game isnt on steam

[green swift]

obviously they're gonna publish it on uplay

[karmic agate]

talking about the first one

[north saddle]

oh

[karmic agate]

i didnt pre-order still got invited

lol

[north saddle]

steam > uplay > origin > epic

[karmic agate]

i guess my 1.5k hours on the first game paid off

[north saddle]

not including blizz since they dont sell 3rd party games

[karmic agate]

ya

epic is just throwing money at developers the way it looks

[north saddle]

yup

because they have so much money

[karmic agate]

it's really sad, metro exodus was on steam

[north saddle]

because of fortnite

[karmic agate]

now it's on epic

[north saddle]

GOOD THINK I BOUGHT IT ON STEAM

thing*

[karmic agate]

i think it's a timed exclusive, by around this time 2020 it will be on steam

[north saddle]

I have it

[flat talon]

[green swift]

people who preordered get it on release date

[north saddle]

^^

[green swift]

those who didnt have to wait until 2020 to get it on steam

[north saddle]

like me

[karmic agate]

nah man i dont wanna buy a single player game on release, gotta wait for that sweet steam sale

[flat talon]

[north saddle]

C

[flat talon]

[karmic agate]

ez

[green swift]

i can wait for exodus tho.

sekiro however...day 1 buy

[karmic agate]

i bought red dead 2 on release still on chapter 2

4head

[somber anvil]

Apply you gamers

Join the true elitists

!mod

[bronze plume]

Glad to see you are interested in becoming a moderator! You can apply here: https://tinyurl.com/d2pclfgmodapp

[unreal flume]

I bought some condoms and still haven’t opened them

[green swift]

[somber anvil]

Okay

[karmic agate]

[unreal flume]

Pro tip

Don’t leave them in your car when it’s -20 out

[rare minnow]

!pass

[north saddle]

I LOVE DIVISION 2

SO MUCH

[unreal flume]

Who says it to begin with?

[maiden linden]

[jaunty olive]

people who laugh in a suppressed and scornful way

[somber anvil]

[maiden linden]

snickering is a more appropriate way to say that word

fool

[jaunty olive]

wait its a mod

is my observation bannable

[somber anvil]

Lets not say that word

[jaunty olive]

ill delet if needed

i didnt know

[unreal flume]

@maiden linden 🙏🏼

[somber anvil]

Its deleted

[jaunty olive]

o

[somber anvil]

I dont want any kind of sentences with that word

[jaunty olive]

for the record it is a real word

[somber anvil]

Very well.

[jaunty olive]

that means a suppressed and scornful laugh

[maiden linden]

it's literally modernized

use snicker

[somber anvil]

Sadly it cant be said without saying N word

[jaunty olive]

im not an etymologist

MRS OBAMA

[somber anvil]

So lets avoid saying in here gents

[unreal flume]

I identify as a window

[jaunty olive]

yessir

[unreal flume]

Shallow and see through 😐

[jaunty olive]

bee im trying to

understand your pfp

so like is the head hole on both the back and the front

[somber anvil]

Wot

Its a potato in a bee costume

[marble fern]

[somber anvil]

Snek

[marble fern]

[muted saffron]

Wut

[jaunty olive]

wait

is that not kirby

thats a potato???

like a budget walmart kirby

[somber anvil]

Its a potato yes

Made by @wise jacinth

[glossy vault]

new mod contact form tm

[unreal flume]

[spice fern]

where do i submit that form

[past scaffold]

is the contract for the mods

[glossy vault]

More to deal with sandy salty bois

as its a report and in no way a contract

[past scaffold]

whatever

[modest hollow]

stop posting that fucking cancer of a meme

[rapid patio]

welf pls

[wise jacinth]

@somber anvil hello c:

[spice fern]

i think bee went to schleep

[rapid patio]

ban everybody

[mild crystal]

ban urself

[rapid patio]

oh wait that's the ritual to summon eva

[spice fern]

[rapid patio]

[hollow sage]

[vestal bloom]

send the pepe stroking an eggplant emoji so I can S T E A L I T

[hollow sage]

[zealous arch]

social vc is aids

holy moly

[rapid patio]

why are there kids in vc

and cancerous onliners

fucksake

like this in every popular discord

[unreal flume]

I just applied for my first credit card

No applause is needed

[jaunty olive]

what you really want is to max it out by donating to streamers immediately

especially girl ones

and get em to write your name on the famed whiteboard

[muted saffron]

What?

[wheat grail]

Lost a fucking screw while cleaning my keyboard. GG little black screw.

[royal agate]

LBS will be sorely missed, rip in peace dear friendo

[wheat grail]

Who?

[jaunty olive]

why does a metal nitrate + NH5O result in ammonium nitrate + metal hydroxide
why does the OH ion get split off

[muted saffron]

Lmfao

[glossy vault]

Because

[mild crystal]

cos OH is shit

[muted saffron]

Hydroxide trash

[mild crystal]

big poo

hydrocarbons for life

fuck the environment

or whatever

i have to do a video interview pls pray for me

[strange hare]

[drowsy bridge]

Isnt nh5o just ammonium hydroxide

[jaunty olive]

aqueous ammonia was the original

[flat talon]

[muted saffron]

Why would you put all hydrogen together in ammonium hydroxide

Like keep it nh4oh

[flat talon]

[vestal bloom]

begs for pepe wank eggplant emoji
away from computer so I can't steal it

Feelsbadman

[spice monolith]

[tawny terrace]

What is happening here theb

[boreal root]

Tf is this article I'm reading

Some dude hasnt washed his ding dong in 24yrs

[tawny terrace]

How can u not wash ur ding dong?

[long tundra]

Showercap

[boreal root]

Cause hes uncircumcised and "didnt know" to pull the foreskin back 😂😂

[long tundra]

Oh that's different

Equally fucked, but different

I thought he was like... Doing an experiment

[pale sleet]

[muted saffron]

[pale sleet]

"help I don't know how my pp work"

[shy mirage]

sounds like you need an Elixer

[calm rapids]

U ever had a shordee text u like “I want u to eat me pussy” cause tha phone autocorrected “my” and u block her cause u don’t associate wit pirates

[long tundra]

I only associate with pirates

Good booty

[calm rapids]

i only have one more question

have you watched mr. robot

[long tundra]

First 2 seasons

[calm rapids]

omg same

[muted saffron]

Who says shordee?

[pale sleet]

you just did

[long tundra]

Gottem

[muted saffron]

...

Why u do me like dat

[round nova]

weekends bout boring as shit

had a great ass day, got like 30 new songs on my playlist from other people, went driving and skating and shit, now im gonna sit on my ass for like 4 hours

[maiden linden]

wowww

this guy macro skated to the point

it was 1 second from detonating

wow

what a fair thing totally not cheating

[round nova]

bungie cant do shit tho lol

[maiden linden]

its called ban macro users

easy

they ban crouch macro users

why not jump macro

guess if its a macro that helps hunters we gotta ban them right

[round nova]

bungie would need to ban like, 70% of titans that play crucible

thats a big money loss and a lot of upset people

theyre too deep to go back

[maiden linden]

money loss

what loss

people already paid

[pale sleet]

they said they were working on it

[round nova]

the loss of the players they banned buying the dlc they milk people with

[pale sleet]

relax nerd

[round nova]

that money loss

lol

[maiden linden]

working on it

more like putting a delay between jumps

[pale sleet]

maybe

[maiden linden]

all i see is that its ok to use a hotswap fire macro

[pale sleet]

we'll see come march

[round nova]

bungie took 3 weeks to release a patch changing damage values

[maiden linden]

if using a jump macro is ok

[round nova]

"AAA studio"

[maiden linden]

so is hotswap firing

[pale sleet]

ppl able to fire snipers and v wings super fast

yeet

bungie just doesn't have the technology

[maiden linden]

2 handcannons with hotswap firing

is broken

[pale sleet]

stop bullying the indie devs

[maiden linden]

its about the same ttk as tlw

but with any hc

omegalul

need lucky pants and quickdraw mods tho

[marble fern]

ban

redacted talk here

[shy mirage]

and the D1 Bladedancer perk "Quickdraw"

[marble fern]

!ban @maiden linden

[bronze plume]

[EU] Trivista#1267, it doesn't look like you can use that.

[marble fern]

toxic

[round nova]

ban the bot

unhelpful

[shy mirage]

so fast you'll swap to the weapon before you hit the button

[marble fern]

you can ping questionable

monka

[mild crystal]

yeah the bot is the worst yellow of the bunch

[round nova]

literally what the fuck is there to do

[shy mirage]

bet he hasn't even done a prest levi

[mild crystal]

imagine being here since the begfinning and never played gambit

[calm rapids]

literally deleted my male characters and made females today just to have something to do

[round nova]

#💬destiny-chat

video games are about boring as shit gets right now

[calm rapids]

sure can't wait for march so i have content to burn through in a week or two

gambit: the expansion

[round nova]

im so tired of sitting at home and the one person I want to talk to wont have her phone again for a while

[calm rapids]

ok

[green swift]

weird flex but ok

sorry couldnt resist

[calm rapids]

yeah i talk to females on the internet too

💪

[round nova]

[green swift]

i dont

females are icky

[round nova]

yikes

[calm rapids]

miss me with that gay shit

[round nova]

that still doesnt give me something to do

[calm rapids]

download apex legends

go buy weed in the meantime

smoke

play videogames

eat food

sleep

[round nova]

video games

[calm rapids]

or beat your meat

your call

[green swift]

volunteer, build your resume

[maiden linden]

macro oem chaperone

oh yes

wrong channel

[calm rapids]

i hear this guy complain about his competitive destiny 2 experience one more time

i'm gonna break a fucking keyboard over my own neck

[pale sleet]

br game

[calm rapids]

crucible is the equivalent of breaking off needles under your fingernails

[pale sleet]

[round nova]

eating food then going to the mall boredom post poned

[native lake]

#💬destiny-chat

[hollow sage]

destiny destiny destiny destiny destiny

[round nova]

what else is there to do on a computer apart from play games or watch something

anyone know how to pirate photoshop

[native lake]

I know how to get a licensed student copy of photoshop

[calm rapids]

what else is there to do in life besides playing games or watching something

[pale sleet]

[round nova]

interact with people

make money

[native lake]

Breathing manually

[round nova]

FUCK

[native lake]

[hollow sage]

both you can do online at your pc!

[calm rapids]

fuck you, bot

[round nova]

not the same binsu

[pale sleet]

wack

[native lake]

[calm rapids]

you don't crumble under your social anxiety when you're just typing

[round nova]

social anxiety

[calm rapids]

oh

just me

[round nova]

what you scared of, friends?

[hollow sage]

social anxiety is in your head

[pale sleet]

you don't say

[green swift]

your brain's in your head too

hopefully

if not,

[round nova]

[muted saffron]

[bronze plume]

Alright, @mild crystal has been warned for 'Posted a link'.

[unreal flume]

Tacos

[ruby fossil]

Anyone know a good soundboard for discord to annoy people while raiding

[stone spoke]

Yeah i do

[brazen cedar]

Toxic

[stone spoke]

@ruby fossil Here is the guide to get it: Just close you're eyes, think about what you said and think about the word "common sense" and it will magically appear in front of you

[sweet arrow]

Man that was clever

[stone spoke]

Yeah i know right

[mossy anchor]

hhhhh

I need to make 15$

Quick

[stone spoke]

I got a great guide for you on how to make 15$ fast 😄

[mossy anchor]

DM ME HOW

I GOTTA GET THIS AKALI MASK BEFORE THEY SELL OUT

[stone spoke]

He did not like my guides

[unreal flume]

Lmfao General chat filled with 30 year old men who got stuck with that 12 hour factory shift job

[stone spoke]

Sounds fun

[round nova]

ayyy whats up dop

[unreal flume]

Ayyyo

Rt doing push ups and watching John Wick

And switch lanez is playing

[round nova]

sounds like fun I should probably do some push ups and crunches

[vestal bloom]

What's the key signature for A sharp major scale

[unreal flume]

Fuck sits tho

[round nova]

no fucking clue

[unreal flume]

That sit fucks with my back

[round nova]

sit ups fuck your back up hard pass

ye

[unreal flume]

Shit

[vestal bloom]

God I learned t today but I forgot

[round nova]

crunches are way better cuz they do the same thing but they dont mess with your back

[vestal bloom]

Uhhh something like "base"

[shy mirage]

drop the base?

[vestal bloom]

No

The key signature for A sharp major scale

[unreal flume]

People think crunches are easier lmfao

[shy mirage]

okay sorry
*carefully picks the base back up

[vestal bloom]

I can't remember what it was and its bothering me

[unreal flume]

It’s literally the same exercise at a lower angle so you don’t blow your back

[vestal bloom]

What's the better alternative to crunches

[shy mirage]

a sharp minor is 7 flats, so says Wikipedia

[vestal bloom]

Major

[unreal flume]

Pikes target the same area

[shy mirage]

but it doesn't have one for a # major

[vestal bloom]

Hmm

By golly you're right I don't seem to know what I'm talking about

[shy mirage]

unless you mean the major key of A sharp, witch would be B major

[vestal bloom]

Is there an A flat major?

That's the guy

[shy mirage]

yes

[vestal bloom]

A flat

[shy mirage]

A flat major has a key signature of 4 flats

[vestal bloom]

BEAD

That's the one

[shy mirage]

AY, we got it

[unreal flume]

Yikes I just got ghosted

[vestal bloom]

Now I can sleep peacefully

Lmao

[shy mirage]

@unreal flume yeah man, tends to happen when you respawn in destiny

[round nova]

did I ghost you

[unreal flume]

Rt don’t remember the last time that happened

[vestal bloom]

WRONG CHAT REEEEE

[unreal flume]

Lmfao nah

[round nova]

yo howd your day go man

[vestal bloom]

Do not mention [redacted] in ghostposting

[round nova]

wreck anymore homes

[unreal flume]

Working on ruining one

[shy mirage]

but [REDACTED] is my favorite kind of soup

[vestal bloom]

[Data expunged] is not allowed

[round nova]

SCP Posting

[unreal flume]

She’s getting a lot more sexual when we text

[vestal bloom]

||noice||

[round nova]

honestly todays been fun as fuck but im running out of things to do until tomorrow

[vestal bloom]

She want the

[unreal flume]

I gotta wake up at 7am to go workout

[round nova]

7 am workouts

[vestal bloom]

[round nova]

damn i go at like, 7pm

[vestal bloom]

I don't work out

[shy mirage]

and don't get me started about ████████

[unreal flume]

It’s cause my friend is about to move

[vestal bloom]

neet

[round nova]

its fun

[unreal flume]

And I gotta go to a navy workout at noon

[round nova]

until you bench so much you feel like throwing up

or actually do throw up

[unreal flume]

So that’s the last time I’m see him for a minute

[vestal bloom]

Nah I don't enjoy physical strain

2 weak for it

[round nova]

physical gain

[vestal bloom]

Lel

[unreal flume]

I actually stay doing light weight

That and drop sets

[vestal bloom]

My joints crunch like snap crackle pop when I do push ups

[unreal flume]

Air pockets

And you don’t stretch or move enough

[vestal bloom]

Probably

I'll work on it when it gets warmer outside

[unreal flume]

🤷‍♂️

[round nova]

yeah thats all cracking is

[unreal flume]

I think I might dye my hair

[round nova]

just air pockets in the space between your joints or whatever

my teacher came up to our table and cracked like, every single bone in her hand today that shit scared me

[unreal flume]

Lmfao

Bruh when that chubby teacher goes to the table in front of you

[round nova]

also found out my friend had scoliosis in the past and has a big ass scare all the way down her spine

[unreal flume]

And bends all the way over

😭😂

O shet

[round nova]

so many more people have scoliosis than I thought tbh

shes fine now the they put metal rods in her spine it sounded so painful

[unreal flume]

My sister has it

Pretty sure it was cause she had ass posture

[round nova]

yeah thatll fuck your back up alright

I look taller with better posture and thats good enough motivation for me

[unreal flume]

It’s uncomfortable to slouch for me

Just feels weird in my shoulders

[round nova]

ye

have you ever heard of YNW Melly?

[unreal flume]

Lmfao texting and doing crunches

[round nova]

nice, ive never known how many crunches/push ups to do on my no gym nights

[mossy anchor]

Yeah

He's from my area

[round nova]

20 seems like too little

[unreal flume]

I heard a song with him and Kanye

[mossy anchor]

772 Right

[round nova]

Hell yeah

[unreal flume]

I do core pretty much every day at this point

[round nova]

my friends were surprised when I didn't know about him today but now they got me hooked

and another one of my friends got me into rex orange county so I got a ton of new music to listen to now, pretty happy about today

[unreal flume]

Bro imagine in like 10 years

[thick jay]

|| spoiler||

[unreal flume]

The amount of fucking songs we’ll have saved

I think I have like 30k songs on Spotify

[round nova]

I love having different groups of friends that all listen to different kinds of music cuz I get the best of all types

one of my best friends listen to some omega alternate rock shit so like hard pass there but other than that theyre all bops

[unreal flume]

I’m kinda salty low key cause I stay forgetting good ass song titles

Then they get lost in my saves

[round nova]

if you got spotify premium you could just listen to what I got playing and save what you want

[unreal flume]

Who doesn’t have premium?

[round nova]

fr

my friends got youtube red instead like what

[stone spoke]

I remember when you could max have 3000 songs downloaded on spotify

[round nova]

I got like 500 songs on spotify but im the type of person to listen to a song like 20 times in a week and then get bored of it

then come back in a week and overplay it again

[tame obsidian]

thats me rn with money for nothing

[stone spoke]

I got over 10k songs now i think

[unreal flume]

Facts

[round nova]

real good for remembering the lyrics tho

[unreal flume]

Ima just be real with y’all if this girl cuts me off ima be salty

She makes hella money and I’m tryin leech

[stone spoke]

my biggest spotify playlist has 2514 songs

[round nova]

do you save your own music?

[unreal flume]

That’s what I need to do

Start making playlists

[round nova]

like I just play my songs, and if I dont find new music fast enough just throw on shuffle

[unreal flume]

Ima do that next time I got a long ass flight or drive

[stone spoke]

I use discover weekly and release radar for new music

[round nova]

I made playlists at the start of the year but theyre way outta date and im too lazy to update them

honestly I like getting new music from friends so I can bop with them

off topic but https://www.zumiez.com/dravus-philly-sherpa-red-flannel-shirt.html cop or drop

[unreal flume]

I fuck with it

[mossy anchor]

god i gotta find a way to make money

like

tonight

[round nova]

job

[mossy anchor]

Don't have 1

[unreal flume]

Are you hot?

[round nova]

just apply every minimum wage job within 5 miles like me lol

[mossy anchor]

i am

and no

im not hot

[unreal flume]

O

[round nova]

I like to think I am

[mild crystal]

lasagna garfield

[mossy anchor]

I need this K/DA Mask

hhhh

[unreal flume]

Do you sound hot?

[round nova]

send foot pics to people

literally anyone can sell that shit to people

[unreal flume]

Truuu

[muted saffron]

???

[unreal flume]

Phone sex operator 🤷🏼‍♂️

[round nova]

this 4/10 chick in my class who probably dropped out again cuz she doesnt show up anymore sold foot pics to someone for $70

easy money

[muted saffron]

who pays that much for that shit

[unreal flume]

I swear I’m low key gonna start reading shit for money

Or go audition for some commercials

[round nova]

then again this chick buys reggie so she probably made this dude price up for those feet

[muted saffron]

reggie?

[unreal flume]

Weed

[round nova]

shit weed

[muted saffron]

why pay 70 for pics

[round nova]

people who got kinks I guess

easily exploitable, just like furries

thats how furry artists make so much damn money

people will do literally anything for a lonely nut its kinda sad

[unreal flume]

Hella crazy

That’s why people donate to twitch streamers and cammers

It makes it feel more personable

Like a connection or some shit

[round nova]

twitch streams are so boring and I used to watch them for enjoyment

[unreal flume]

Archer push ups have me crying

[round nova]

never heard of those

diamond push ups fuck me up though

[unreal flume]

I really gotta work on my shoulders more

[round nova]

I want crazy traps tbh

like just be able to lift a house with nothing but my traps

[unreal flume]

Coats just look too damn good on big traps

[round nova]

big traps just make broad shoulders look even better

[unreal flume]

Let’s just be real

Being ripped just looks good no matter what

Until you get into power lifting

[round nova]

I just wanna be toned tbh

[unreal flume]

Or body building

[round nova]

like roughly the same physique but just toned af

being ripped wouldnt exactly go well with my style anyways lmao

[unreal flume]

When I was super skinny I had 3% body fat so

[round nova]

yeah I got hardly any but im tryna bulk up right now

[unreal flume]

My family gets skinny fat for some reason that’s why I stay doing core

[round nova]

yo I just realized the panda bowl I had today had 47g of protein

chickens wild sometimes

[unreal flume]

Chicken and tuna

I get these packets of tuna from Aldi that have 18grams of protein in like 2 ounces

[muted saffron]

aldis?

isnt that like british

[unreal flume]

Ye

Honestly don’t know

They get got value for food that shouldn’t be expensive

[round nova]

fuck how many calories are in a protein shake with ice cream, 16 oz milk, peanut butter, and a whole banana

I should probably write that down sometime

[unreal flume]

2 cups of milk is 300

Banana is around 100

Pb is 100 a tablespoon

And ice cream depends on the type

[round nova]

two scoops of vanilla, ill just go look at that one

[unreal flume]

That’s whole milk btw

I ate a banana before doing core and that nasty after taste has been in my mouth this whole time

[round nova]

240 for the milk + about 350 or so for the ice cream + 100 for the PB + 100 for the banana

thats like, 800 calories nice

basically a meal in a drink lmao

[unreal flume]

Yup

[round nova]

switching to almond milk this weekend tho

[unreal flume]

Bodybuilding.com sells a mass gainer for like 50 bucks

Each shake is 1500 calories

[round nova]

might consider that

how much weight can someone gain in one week

[unreal flume]

1-2 is the “healthy” bulking amount

[round nova]

thats so slow gahdamn

[unreal flume]

Yup

But if you’re working out the entire time

It’s put on as straight muscle

[round nova]

I need more body fat though

im already below 10% body fat I think

[unreal flume]

A skinny toned kid looks a lot better than a bloated kid

[round nova]

yeah but my BMI right now is underweight I think

[unreal flume]

I can’t remember what it is but I think every 1k extra daily calories is an extra pound of fat a week

[round nova]

its so hard eating inbetween meals at school though

[unreal flume]

Fuck yea it is

I just snuck peanuts in all the time

1/4 a cup is almost 200 calories

[round nova]

then again, all the juniors at my school have food like 24/7 ill probably just scrounge shit whenever I can

[rocky dome]

is this college?

[round nova]

my breakfast is only like 500 calories, any easy ways to get that up?

nah hs

[unreal flume]

Oil shot

2 cups of milk

[round nova]

hmm that would get it up about 150 with almond milk

[unreal flume]

Pop tarts are easy calories

Eggs are 70 each

Hard boil them and you can pretty much eat them in a bite

[round nova]

I got these crossaint, egg, sausage, and cheese sandwiches that are pretty easy to make every morning

theyre good af too

[unreal flume]

Facts

Cheap bois like me use spam

Fried spam sandwich 🙏🏼

[round nova]

sausage tastes too good for that man

[rocky dome]

look at you! cooking in hs!

[round nova]

cooking

[rustic stirrup]

lol cooking with meat. rich life you guys have

[unreal flume]

Any skinny kid that wants to get big has to learn to cook lmao

[round nova]

as if I set my alarm early enough to do that every morning

[unreal flume]

Rich life lmfao

LMFAO

my dad made 25k a year for a family of 7

[muted saffron]

you would be on the streets if u were a family of 1 on that wage in the bay area

[round nova]

he in ohio

[unreal flume]

Columbus is one of the cheapest places to live

[round nova]

a suburban two story house in AZ costs like ~$200k

[unreal flume]

I’m salty that he was too prideful to get gov assistance

[round nova]

a one story house in the san diego areas like $1m

[unreal flume]

We have a huge house

[round nova]

honestly thank your dad for not taking that money, thats other peoples hard earned money lmfao

[muted saffron]

huge house on 25k a year bruh

[unreal flume]

Yup

They made shit choices

No financial compass

[muted saffron]

1.4 mil for my 2k sq ft house

and im not even in a good area

[calm rapids]

im just tryna pay my bills

[round nova]

im just tryna get a job to ice out

[rocky dome]

bay area median salary is 110k

[unreal flume]

I should ask them how big it is

[round nova]

san diego median salary is not 110k

so $1m for a one story house is pretty wack

[rocky dome]

ye

lots of californians are moving to TX

[muted saffron]

dude 1.4 mil for 2k sq ft

[round nova]

poor texas

wait nvm that means theyre dodging AZ

[unreal flume]

But it’s 2 bathrooms, 4 bedrooms, a full size laundry room, big kitchen, office, dining room, upper family room and a lower that is twice as large

[muted saffron]

if californians move to texas will texas be less redneck?

[round nova]

itll be more annoying

[unreal flume]

I just realized I’m only gonna have made 45k this year

😐

[round nova]

thats pretty fucking good at 19

[unreal flume]

Next year will be worse tho

It’ll be like 35k

[muted saffron]

and ur moving to cali?

[unreal flume]

Navy

Col is all paid for

I just really gotta get my BA in biology as quickly as possible

[round nova]

why tf this calculator use cups to measure ice cream

[muted saffron]

wait 120k household is low income wut

[round nova]

how many cups would 2 scoops be

[unreal flume]

Like 1 got my scoops

If that

120k is low for who? Lmao

[round nova]

californians clouded in debt

[unreal flume]

^^^^^

[rocky dome]

there are a few areas where that is true

but population isn't yuuge

but in general 100k is low income

[unreal flume]

I mean that’s true in upper Arlington in Columbus

Most of the people there are making 500k+

[rocky dome]

in bay area

study CS - machine learning

[unreal flume]

A select few isn’t a general sample

[rocky dome]

ez 100k right out of undergrad xd

200k in a few years

the dream

[unreal flume]

Eh

[round nova]

better be driving a BMW or a land rover

[unreal flume]

Not something I’d enjoy

[mild crystal]

does apex legends have solo

[rocky dome]

or almost kys with quantitative finance - even more $$

[unreal flume]

And there are too many ways to earn money alongside of your day job to go into something you don’t enjoy

[rocky dome]

true

[unreal flume]

I was going to go be a finically analyst

[round nova]

dont think ill ever move out of AZ

this state is great

[unreal flume]

I’m fucking great with investing and love money as well as math

[rocky dome]

that might gray out your hair by 40

[unreal flume]

But that job literally kills you

[rocky dome]

[unreal flume]

I’ll stick to becoming a physical therapist

[round nova]

I was thinking of being a financial adviser but like idk anymore

[unreal flume]

And put my money into other sources of revenue

Tons of experience working for big corporations

[round nova]

roughly 1k calories in the protein shake, even better than 800

[unreal flume]

Even more hours

As a FA you’ll work like 70+ hours a week

[round nova]

I wanna throw my money into a savings account and collect interest for a few years

maybe buy a few mattress firms and launder money

[unreal flume]

Lmao

Like I said there are so many ways to make money

Do something you love, if you’re smart you’ll find easy ways to pay for it

[round nova]

hanging out with friends isnt a job

[unreal flume]

I have a friend that owns small time trucking company and he made 500k last year working minutes

He recently bought his first 2 18 wheelers

I mean it could be, vlog it

[round nova]

I just wanna own a nice SUV like an equinox or range rover and a BMW m5 e90 by my late 30s

gotta grind the moment I get out of college though

[unreal flume]

You can do anything you’re willing to push yourself to

That girl that makes all the money I was talking about

Was a fucking sells clerk At Zumiez 6 years ago

Now she’s a regional manager making over 100k

[mossy anchor]

Hey so like

My foot has splinters?

[round nova]

excuse me what

[unreal flume]

Tf

[mossy anchor]

But its skin splinters?

Idk

[unreal flume]

TF

[round nova]

what

[mossy anchor]

Like whenever i rub my foot against a sheer

[round nova]

just cut it off dawg

thats not normal

[mossy anchor]

Sheet

It hurts

[rocky dome]

"cut it off"

[round nova]

[unreal flume]

Feet are overrated

[round nova]

people that like feet are something special I swear

not in the good way either

[round nova]

that was the exact meme I was thinking of

thank you

[unreal flume]

I mean I could see my self sucking on feet toes if they were hella sexy toes and I really fucked with that girl

[mossy anchor]

Bruh

[unreal flume]

But that’s like

[mossy anchor]

Now i got murder on my mind bc of that

Some kid gon die tonight

[round nova]

eyy

mixed personalities is also a bop

[mossy anchor]

Hey @glossy vault Would you like a snowcone?

[round nova]

anybody here got a pretty good taste in shoes?

[round nova]

mm

[carmine glacier]

Ill take it

[mossy anchor]

Xoxel you good?

[round nova]

I wanna know if I should get adidas campus ADV's or gazelles for dailies cuz these matchcourts are gonna be fucked in under a month

[mossy anchor]

Did you have a stroke on the keyboard?

[carmine glacier]

Let the man think

[round nova]

he died

oh

[mossy anchor]

He's been typing for 5 minutes

[full forge]

[carmine glacier]

Pocket typing something juicy

[full forge]

and... nothing.

[round nova]

or

[full forge]

2nd

[carmine glacier]

Rip @exotic moth

[full forge]

[exotic moth]

yup ?

[round nova]

5 minutes

for that

[exotic moth]

[unreal flume]

I like the first one tbh

[carmine glacier]

You were typing for some time

[round nova]

I really like the white lip on the first but the lining near the toes is kinda wack

[exotic moth]

^

I agree about the white lip thinggy

the first one's better

[round nova]

id probably switch to white laces for the second though

[mossy anchor]

Hold up

Stop typing right quick

[exotic moth]

Also, dw, i was just typing a recog

[muted saffron]

My brother stole my bed

[exotic moth]

stole his ?

[round nova]

just throw him off

[carmine glacier]

I need to get sherpad so I can recog ppl

[exotic moth]

boiling water, that's your solution

[mossy anchor]

Buying expensive as fuck shoes

Buying cheap Saucony shoes

[muted saffron]

Dude Costco shoes bruh

[round nova]

yikers

[muted saffron]

Like 20 for those

[mossy anchor]

I have a wide foot

[round nova]

shoes are literally the glue that keeps an outfit looking fresh

[exotic moth]

Dude, we bought Destiny

wtf are you even complaining about

[mossy anchor]

So I'm limited on shoes

[muted saffron]

Yeah I have a wide foot too so I had to get $60 shoes because $20 shoes only come in normal width

[round nova]

got the white and black skate shoes and then the running shoes call that shit the 3 stripes

[exotic moth]

lmao

So, any of my fellow guardians here playing Apex ?

I'am sure you all did.

[round nova]

literally in a call with 4 of my friends all playing it

3* one left

[muted saffron]

I downloaded Apex but still haven't played

[round nova]

im not playing it though games really havent been fun lately

dont know why

[exotic moth]

It's a pretty good game, Titanfall mechanics is a selling point on it's own, but the game does have way much more to offer

I got you pal

Same goes for me

[round nova]

but im not mad about not enjoying games lmao, means I can go out and do things instead

[muted saffron]

I'll get around to playing sometime since everyone plays it

[exotic moth]

Gaming is the only thing that ever brought brightness in my life and here i'am, nothing can amuse me anymore

[mossy anchor]

I don't mind hopping back on my computer I'd anyone wants to play apex

[muted saffron]

Unless I cant run the game in which case I won't be playing

[mossy anchor]

If*

[exotic moth]

goign out

[round nova]

I felt the same til I started talking to people and going out more xoxel

[exotic moth]

Yeah, i'am not saying i don't know where the problems is

nor do i say i don't see it