💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[unreal flume]

Lmfao

[round nova]

you better learn soda real quick before you get to cali lmao

[unreal flume]

O they finna roast my ass

[round nova]

fuck yeah come to arizona ill get a line in about it lmao

[unreal flume]

I’m down with it, sets me apart

[round nova]

also youre gonna wanna get used to having a decked out AC unit other than a window box

[muted saffron]

dude i live in cali

dont drink soda

[upbeat salmon]

Yeah, you gotta pay the stupid-ass "Soda Tax"

[round nova]

soda tax lol

[upbeat salmon]

Drink unsweetened iced tea 👌

[round nova]

cali loves their taxes, and permits, and fires

[upbeat salmon]

It's very refreshing.

[muted saffron]

when summer comes around i pull up 3 fans to my desk

[unreal flume]

I love the heat

[muted saffron]

i missed whole month of november

trashed my grade

[round nova]

heat is so much better than cold

[muted saffron]

Fires are the freaking worst

[unreal flume]

Kinda love snow boarding too tho

[round nova]

I can be buck necked in 100 degree weather

not in cold weather tho

[muted saffron]

when fall comes around you wander around in filter masks lol

[upbeat salmon]

I'd be butt-naked if it were 100 outside, too.

Californians aren't used to that kind of weather.

[muted saffron]

fires every fall

[round nova]

I shit you not most people here in AZ still wear jeans and a long sleeve in the summer

[unreal flume]

I hear there’s decent resorts on some mountains near San Diego

So I won’t have to fly across the states to board

[round nova]

we've hit the point of being one with the sun, in return we gave the immunity to the 50 degree windy day away

[muted saffron]

does az have fires

or is there nothing to burn

[mild crystal]

👁 👁
👃
👄

[round nova]

theres plenty to burn AZs just better I guess lol

[mild crystal]

No misbehavin

[muted saffron]

every single cali fire is some fucking idiot burning their house down

[mild crystal]

Their

@muted saffron

[round nova]

some fucktard burned a pile of tires in the wash outside my neighborhood a couple years back lol

what a fucking idiot

[mild crystal]

[muted saffron]

like last year some guy left his stove on and burned his house down and started a fire

another time some guy chucked a lit cigarette into the woods and burned it down

[round nova]

sounds like a californian to me

[unreal flume]

I love a girl that has a boyfriend

[mild crystal]

Guys I'm getting really fucking sick, like probably flu, and I was pre accepted into a prestigious culinary arts program on the condition I dont miss Any more days of school
I'm so fucked

[round nova]

damn im surprised cigarettes are even available there, with all the taxes and restrictions on shit like that

I cought feeliings for a druggie with a boyfriend once

yikers

[unreal flume]

But still hook up with her every few months

[mild crystal]

I dont know what to do

[round nova]

damn, dops a home wrecker

[unreal flume]

I’m finna get her pregnant no cap

[muted saffron]

uh

ur 19 fam

[unreal flume]

Lmfao I’m not the one dating her

She’s rich anyways 🤷‍♂️

[round nova]

make sure she dont lock her legs around you tho

[unreal flume]

I haven’t laced up or pulled out once

[round nova]

fucking madman

[unreal flume]

Nah everyone else gets the Trojans

[cyan shard]

Apex Legends is pretty legit

[unreal flume]

Yuuup

[cyan shard]

Too bad the games gonna suck as soon as twitch streamers take over

[unreal flume]

I’m gonna stream that in a few months

Lol

[cyan shard]

[round nova]

im playing a risky game cuz Im getting pretty close with a few of the cheer leaders at my school

[muted saffron]

[cyan shard]

Twitch streamers legit ruin battle royales

[unreal flume]

Tbh I don’t know about twitch like that

[cyan shard]

They have more advanced headphones and have 50 times the amount of to play

[unreal flume]

Never really liked to sit down and watch some random person play unless I was tryin learn something

[round nova]

I feel bad for people who legit watch twitch streams for fun

[cyan shard]

Someone did a review on Ninjas headphones

[mild crystal]

I'm just staying platonic with a ton of whores right now hoping I can network with some actual nice girls

[pale sleet]

battle royale ruins battle royale games

[round nova]

Dop you had an experience with cheer leaders like I wanna know what I should look out for

[muted saffron]

lol getting girls lmfao

[pale sleet]

[round nova]

girls are more fun to talk to than most guys

[unreal flume]

Most of the girls are hoes in high school

[mild crystal]

Ye

[round nova]

yeah thats why im not tryna catch feelings for literally anyone

[unreal flume]

At least at my school

[round nova]

its tough though

[mild crystal]

One more year and I'm free

[pale sleet]

ye it depends

[muted saffron]

are u saying girls that arent hoes dont go to high school?

[pale sleet]

there are also tiers to being a hoe

[unreal flume]

Don’t ever tell them how you feel

[cyan shard]

Twitch needs to die. People legit are able to hone their scores for more time then us regular people with other responsibilities

[mild crystal]

Yep

[unreal flume]

Just tell them what they wanna hear, cut it off if it gets too real

[round nova]

just gotta read body language man

[unreal flume]

Females will FUCK your education and goals up

[pale sleet]

just gotta clap cheeks man

[unreal flume]

Unless you’re lucky enough to find that girl that helps push you

But that’s low key 1 in a mili

[round nova]

only you can fuck your education up for the most part

[pale sleet]

they can't mess up your goals if you have none

[muted saffron]

lol

[mild crystal]

Yeah I had a relationship with this one chick who turned out to be a major whore who friendzoned me like 2 months in and said that it might work out later on so I would keep paying attention to her

[round nova]

futura free is 10 minutes long

[mild crystal]

Hooked up with my best friend 2 weeks later

[muted saffron]

lmfao

hardcore friendzone

[unreal flume]

Real talk be as promiscuous as you want as long as goofy aren’t hurting yourself

[pale sleet]

met a female who couldn't understand the phrase "I don't want to date you"

[upbeat salmon]

The "friendzone" doesn't exist.
She's just not attracted to you.

[round nova]

honestly when I start talking to a girl I just gotta decide in under a month whether or not I wanna take it further or just be friends

I just realized I friend zone people

[muted saffron]

simple solution

[round nova]

so thats what its like

[muted saffron]

dont talk to people

[round nova]

sounds boring

[mild crystal]

I had a crazy chick who basically got her brain removed with a pound of hardcore drugs like 2 months after she strangled another girl who was looking at me

[pale sleet]

just be antisocial

[unreal flume]

Don’t make shit messy unless you have to and everything is fine

[round nova]

also sounds productive though, I spent 30 minutes today just holding conversations

[pale sleet]

there's a lot of weird people out there

[round nova]

I stay away from people I dont like

[upbeat salmon]

If all else fails, there's always Match.com

[unreal flume]

Lmfao like me

[round nova]

far, far away

[unreal flume]

Or tinder

[mild crystal]

Ah fuck I'm gonna throw up

[muted saffron]

i spent 30 minutes getting yelled at by my groupmates in a group project lul

[pale sleet]

ye but do they stay away from you?

[mild crystal]

I'm so utterly fucked

[unreal flume]

I got 57 matches this week lmfao but tbh OSU girls are hoes

[pale sleet]

group projects are stoopid

[mild crystal]

I got hardcore flu and I cant miss any days or else I get kicked out of my prestigious culinary arts program

[round nova]

im gonna keep it real, im gonna be terrified if I cant find the one by my graduation cuz college and tinder seems to just be a one night stand generator

[pale sleet]

cough on the food

[muted saffron]

dude people who use dating services are probably hoes

what did u expect

[unreal flume]

I’m a hoe 🤷‍♂️

[pale sleet]

she's not on tinder to not get piped

[round nova]

nah you sound more like a player

[pale sleet]

so idk

[round nova]

a hoe is someone who just doesnt have standards

[mild crystal]

I cant show up there zombified with vomit spewing out of my mouth every second but I cant not show up

[pale sleet]

I mean it depends on those standards

there are levels to it

[round nova]

I used to fake getting sick, those days were rough

[unreal flume]

We just skipped

[round nova]

theres literally nothing more releasing than just messing around with friends without a care in the world

[unreal flume]

Or come to each class 30 minutes late

[mild crystal]

I am in the stages where I literally cant get sick or else I will end up homeless and die of hypothermia

[pale sleet]

just go to a different class

[round nova]

but see skipping is almost always with other people

I used to do that shit to not have to go to school

[mild crystal]

@pale sleet lmao no thanks, the class I'm in gave birth to the highest rated chef in Vancouver.

[unreal flume]

I had some dope teachers that’d let me skip in their classes

[pale sleet]

[mild crystal]

Fixed it for you bb

[muted saffron]

you gotta have friends first lol

[mild crystal]

I know all of the basics and how food science etc works I'm literally only in the class for credentials

[pale sleet]

ye one of my old teachers would let me stay in his class

[round nova]

honestly I feel like the biggest issue people have is self confidence and unhealthy living

[pale sleet]

I skipped p.e.

[round nova]

which is not hard to find in this discord it seems

[muted saffron]

big apple just go to sleep and get better

[mild crystal]

Only thing I'm learning there is nuanced parts of dining

[unreal flume]

Unhealthy living is me

[pale sleet]

I feel that

[unreal flume]

But ima Leo so

[round nova]

nah theres different types of unheatlhy living

[muted saffron]

what about not living lul

[pale sleet]

that's that good shit

[mild crystal]

@muted saffron does sleep really work that well? I feel if I stay up I can bruteforce my way through the week with straight up will

[unreal flume]

Just don’t live 4head

[mild crystal]

But if I sleep I'm gonna die

[muted saffron]

idk i personally need sleep or i will pass out

but i cant cause i have this essay due tomorrow

[round nova]

sleep is great

[unreal flume]

Sleep is fucking amazing

[mild crystal]

I wont be able to convince myself to go to class tomorrow

[pale sleet]

sleep is great but I want a sleep button

[mild crystal]

If I sleep

[muted saffron]

pushing off essays to the last day is freaking amazing...

[pale sleet]

so I can sleep for an exact time whenever

[unreal flume]

All through middle school I just wanted to stay up late

[mild crystal]

I need to just stay up and retain focus

[round nova]

Dop I was talking to beast about how when I was his age I did the exact same shit

I think everyone at that just doesnt want to sleep and has really unhealthy habits

[mild crystal]

I have one fucking day until the weekend and then I can just take hardcore drugs until I feel better

[pale sleet]

[muted saffron]

oh yes drugs solve all your problems

[round nova]

what

[mild crystal]

[round nova]

oh

[unreal flume]

I’d say most of the people ik have shit habits

They don’t take care of their skin or eat like ass

[round nova]

everyones got their own shit habits

[mild crystal]

Nah, fr tho I just dont know what to do

[pale sleet]

I mean define shit habits

[muted saffron]

lmao kids at school just pop xanax

[round nova]

just go to sleep dude

[mild crystal]

Fuggg

[unreal flume]

Heroine and Meth are a major problem in Ohio

[mild crystal]

Hail meth

[unreal flume]

Heroine big time in Michigan

[round nova]

people always find it surprising that ive never done drugs

not sure how to feel about that

[pale sleet]

oh

[muted saffron]

thats good...

[mild crystal]

Srsly?

[muted saffron]

i never dun drugs either

[mild crystal]

Wowza

[muted saffron]

maybe its cause im a fucking nerd

[round nova]

probably gonna change soon tho lmao

[unreal flume]

I’ve done coke and smoked weed but tbh I don’t really care about them

[round nova]

I want to at least try every drug apart from the hard shit like cocaine at least once

just to experience it

[unreal flume]

Drinking on the other hand...

[upbeat salmon]

Avoid that booger sugar, bro.

[pale sleet]

"you look like you smoke crack, oh never? really?"

[muted saffron]

honestly if i stay a fucking nerd probably never gonna do drugs.

[round nova]

[muted saffron]

just too much of a fag to go to parties honestly

[round nova]

holy fuck lol

[muted saffron]

not like i get invited

[unreal flume]

Add everyone at school on snap

[pale sleet]

it's not a party if there's no food

[round nova]

people hit wax pens in class dude

[nimble pawn]

hya!

[unreal flume]

And follow them on IG

[round nova]

you dont need to go to a party for that

[muted saffron]

never gotten invited to a party since primary school when kids invited everyone

[unreal flume]

You’ll get to parties rq

[muted saffron]

lol

[round nova]

legit spent 2 minutes just going through quick add adding people in my classes

[pale sleet]

I can't pretend to like people enough to just be adding everyone

[round nova]

time to watch their stories for a week and start up a convo with them all

[unreal flume]

Yuuuuup

Like forward their snap and compliment their shit

[round nova]

exaaactly

shit flows like water from there on out

[pale sleet]

[muted saffron]

dude i uninstalled snapchat as soon as i got it

too fucking normie

[pale sleet]

I don't use it anymore tbh

[unreal flume]

Bruh

[pale sleet]

I feel bad for letting streaks end without saying anything

but it be like that sometimes

[unreal flume]

sc = interactions with people

[round nova]

I fucking suck at streaks lol

ive been sending streaks to 8 people for up to a year at least and I have an 8 streak with about 5 of those 8

[unreal flume]

I have like 3 streaks

Other than that it’s just dm when I’m tryin hook up

[round nova]

I dont want my snap score to reach hoe level though

100k+ is a fat avoid

[pale sleet]

tuff

[round nova]

or an instant friend zone, depends

[muted saffron]

what is snap score lol

[pale sleet]

I guess I know hoes

[unreal flume]

Amount of snaps you send and get

[muted saffron]

100k snaps lmao

[round nova]

hoes are fun af to be around tho

[unreal flume]

^

[muted saffron]

i cant stand hoes

they get on my nerves

[round nova]

I cant stand those hoes

[unreal flume]

You don’t have to love hoes to have fun

[round nova]

but a lot of them are pretty outgoing

[muted saffron]

im not fun

[round nova]

in more ways than one

[knotty willow]

whats this discussion about hoes lmao

[unreal flume]

Just learn to loosen up and party

[pale sleet]

you can have some drinking hoes

[muted saffron]

im not fun thats why i dont get invited to parties lmao

[unreal flume]

You got a negative mind set is all

[knotty willow]

damn you got so many types of hoes

[round nova]

literally all you need to be fun is to start talking to people more, and an open mind

[knotty willow]

hey hey dont say youre not fun

[unreal flume]

Which honesty isn’t a terrible thing

[pale sleet]

hoes are their own species

[knotty willow]

just put yourself in a party and talk to someone

[unreal flume]

You don’t have to be a person that parties and fucks with hoes

[paper sage]

Tf did i just stumble into

[pale sleet]

this is art

[knotty willow]

@paper sage same

[unreal flume]

Just do what you really like and don’t try and copy other people

[round nova]

just make jokes and loosen up, if people feel comfortable around you theyll basically laugh at anything you say as long as youre at least a 6/10

[muted saffron]

i hate it when people are like ez just go be social

[unreal flume]

Just means more parties for me 😂

[knotty willow]

at least 6/10

[paper sage]

I agree with beast there. Being social aint ez for some people

[round nova]

with proper hygiene and slight fashion sense thats easy

and exersize

[unreal flume]

Rt

[knotty willow]

hey i mean youre being social on here so theres a start bro

[pale sleet]

it's easy to be lazy and not go

[unreal flume]

Fuck that mewing bullshit tho

[pale sleet]

[round nova]

and thats boring

[unreal flume]

Only incels promote that shit

And it’s fake

[round nova]

whats mewing?

[paper sage]

Promote what now?

[knotty willow]

????

we all confused as fuck now

[paper sage]

Fr

[unreal flume]

All that extra shit to shape your face and get s jawline

[round nova]

just chew gum and dont get bloated lol

[paper sage]

Nope still confused.

[unreal flume]

That’s literally all you can do

Besides surgery

[round nova]

and if youre really tryna flex that jaw bite down with your mouth closed

photo tips

[unreal flume]

And these fake ass cunts are out here tryin tell kids they can reshape their face

[knotty willow]

i fucking love how much you guys are simplifying everything HAHAHA

[round nova]

ITS BECAUSE ITS SIMPLE

[knotty willow]

HAHAHAHA

[pale sleet]

if someone flexes their jaw at me we're fighting

[round nova]

lol

[knotty willow]

@pale sleet come at me

[pale sleet]

[knotty willow]

ill flex you my entire face

HAHAHA

[round nova]

aegis what makes it hard

or at least, not too simple

[unreal flume]

Workout, take care of your skin and hair, dress decently, find hobbies, share said hobbies on IG and sc

[knotty willow]

ill end up flexing the wrong muscles tho

nothing tbh dude

[daring comet]

[knotty willow]

but some people are shy or less eager to go for that stuff

[pale sleet]

wow aegis really flexin on us

tuff

[knotty willow]

so you cant really tell someone its ez tbh

[unreal flume]

I was kinda shy in elementary

[paper sage]

I can do the self care part but i dont have much flexibility when it comes to going out or having social medias.

[round nova]

exersize, good hygiene, drink well (food dont really matter as much), talk to people, dont overthink, sleep, do stuff to talk about the next day

[knotty willow]

man if i ever tried to flex, id end up with neuron disfunction

[unreal flume]

But that’s because I had never been out going

[round nova]

also, relate with people

find something you got in common and youre set

[unreal flume]

You can’t just magically become super social

[knotty willow]

@paper sage dm me bro

[round nova]

I was literally shit at talking to people last semester

[unreal flume]

Everything takes time and getting used to

[round nova]

forgot a very essential part of that message

[knotty willow]

HAHAHA

[pale sleet]

ye that's fair

[unreal flume]

Like you’re not gonna go from hiding in you’re house all day to being the life of a party the next

[round nova]

social interactions are one big snowball effect, once you break the ice with a few people talking to others becomes way easier

[pale sleet]

cus if someone asked me how do you talk to people I'd say some headass shit like just talk to them

[unreal flume]

Find a few people you really like

[round nova]

^^^

[unreal flume]

Gradually meet their friends

[hollow rune]

Drakkeeeee

[unreal flume]

And it just goes on and on

[pale sleet]

preferably some stuff that you both like

[muted saffron]

naw

[hollow rune]

Sorry i saw a soulja boy pfp

[muted saffron]

i dont post shit on insta

[pale sleet]

can be a talking point

[round nova]

meeting people through mutual friends is amazing

[muted saffron]

my insta empty af

just a couple pictures i took during vacation last yr thats it

[round nova]

I want to get a dashboard pic soon

[pale sleet]

I've abandoned most stuff

[round nova]

first day driving manual only flooded the engine twice

[pale sleet]

didn't even plan it

[knotty willow]

nice

[unreal flume]

That’s the mindset again

[pale sleet]

only twice?

[hollow rune]

I got a 2009 civic

[pale sleet]

🤔

[hollow rune]

LMAO

[round nova]

civics are wild if you got money to blow on them

[unreal flume]

You think because you don’t have a lot of followers or stuff to share that you aren’t going to be valued

[round nova]

my friends a super extroverted, outgoing person and hes got like, 150 followers

[muted saffron]

naw i dont want to share stuff

[unreal flume]

Which isn’t true unless you’re tryin to stunt for people

[knotty willow]

bruh we getting outta hand here

[round nova]

you dont need a million to be the life of the party to the people that you actually talk too

[knotty willow]

splash cash

[muted saffron]

i like keeping to my life to myself

putting my life on display feels like selling out

[round nova]

I just like taking cool pictures

only selfie I got is my pfp

[knotty willow]

boutta fucking blow the ship outta water bois

[pale sleet]

I can kinda get that, cus I don't want people in my business. But there's a line.

[unreal flume]

Set your profile to private

[pale sleet]

ez

[unreal flume]

Now only people you like can see what you post

[round nova]

yeah being on public is asking for creeps and bots

[knotty willow]

whats this social help services im seeing on here

man fuck bots

[round nova]

extroverts talking to introverts (?)

[unreal flume]

Cough cough I’m public...

[muted saffron]

it is and i accept basically anyone who goes to my school lol

[knotty willow]

i once had 100 bots request me overnight

[muted saffron]

maybe thats why people have multis

[knotty willow]

and btw prinz

as a person who used to be really introverted, id say leave em be

if they want help and they ask, you tell em

otherwise, theyre sometimes much happier doing stuff on their own or with few people

[round nova]

thats fair enough, introverts shouldnt try to be extroverts if theyre happier doing something else

[knotty willow]

exactly

[round nova]

yeah I completely get that

[knotty willow]

good that you get that'

[unreal flume]

I think Prinz and I are just talking to ourselves mostly and answering what people ask

[round nova]

lol

fr

[knotty willow]

lmao if thats how you think of it

did any of you try division 2 beta

[round nova]

nope

[knotty willow]

the first thing i did

[pale sleet]

nah

[knotty willow]

was have my game crash

lmao

[unreal flume]

Yeet

[agile kelp]

lol

[muted saffron]

i have the parents who are like go be a leader whos respected and im like but im a fucking introvert

[round nova]

only game I played today was a 4-0 game of rainbow cuz my friend wanted to play before he had to go

[knotty willow]

nice

i have rainbow as well

whats your rank

[round nova]

plat 2s the highest ive ever gone

[knotty willow]

holy shit

[unreal flume]

Platty 2

[round nova]

dont really play after I hit plat every season

YOOO THIS SONG FUCKING BOPS

[knotty willow]

i barely scratch gold 4 bro its so annoying

[round nova]

too bad its 10 minutes long

[knotty willow]

nice

[unreal flume]

What song?

[round nova]

Pyramids by frank ocean

[unreal flume]

Bet

[knotty willow]

imma be right back boys

you guys probs not even gonna be here to talk when im back lol

[round nova]

its like soft edm with his usual flow inbetween during verses

[pale sleet]

division is skipping steam right?

[round nova]

amazing

[knotty willow]

so, nice chatting with ya guys

[pale sleet]

ii

[knotty willow]

yes kstreak

[muted saffron]

division is skipping steam so sad

[round nova]

have a good one Aegis

[knotty willow]

its on Uplay

[round nova]

gn mang

[muted saffron]

i only buy steam credit with cash

[knotty willow]

gn bruh

[pale sleet]

guess I'll skip div2

[knotty willow]

LOL

[muted saffron]

same

[primal saffron]

Not like you wouldn't have to use Uplay anyways

[unreal flume]

Oooo I heard this

[pale sleet]

that's how they get you

[unreal flume]

I swear if I had this mans singing voice

[muted saffron]

no but i cant buy cause i can only get through steam gift cards purchased through cash

[unreal flume]

I got robbed

[pale sleet]

"sure you can buy on steam" opens in Uplay

[round nova]

id go gay for frank ocean tbh

[unreal flume]

I have a sexy ass deep voice but can’t sing for shit

[round nova]

I was a little ass dude in middle school but my voice dipped hard

shit was kinda weird honestly

[muted saffron]

singing sounds like a practice thing

[unreal flume]

I was a midget all through middle school

[pale sleet]

[unreal flume]

Randomly went from 5’6” to 6’3” freshmen year

[round nova]

my friend said the dumbest shit a couple weeks back though lol, he was like "yo your adams apple like moves and shit" and 3 of my other friends say in sync "thats how adams apples work dumbass"

[muted saffron]

i was always in back row in photos

[unreal flume]

Lmfao

[pale sleet]

gotta give him the headass title

[round nova]

he already got the headass title

he owns a switch

[unreal flume]

Yikes

[round nova]

fr

[pale sleet]

[unreal flume]

Rt I’m going into the navy tho...

[round nova]

brings that shit to school

the gayvy

sorry

that was rude

[unreal flume]

If I get deployed I’m definitely about to get one

[muted saffron]

i dont wanna die

[unreal flume]

Lmfao I make those jokes all day

YOUNG MAN

[round nova]

lmao, my step mom was in the navy so Ive learned to surpress my navy jokes for the most part

[pale sleet]

sheesh

[unreal flume]

I said young man

[round nova]

old ass

[unreal flume]

Lmfao

[pale sleet]

[muted saffron]

i always thought the kids who were like i wanna be in the air force were nuts

[unreal flume]

I’m just doing it cause my parents have disowned my ass

[pale sleet]

disown them back

[round nova]

I saw a tweet today talking about how people born in 98-03 are the funniest people alive rn

and god damn that shit was right

[pale sleet]

fight fire with fire

[muted saffron]

well thats cause theyre that age prinz...

[round nova]

the chair force you mean

[unreal flume]

I don’t have hate for anyone so

[pale sleet]

nah it couldn't be that beast

[round nova]

too much energy to hate people

[pale sleet]

internet don't lie fam

[round nova]

not too much to get annoyed by people that act certain ways though

[muted saffron]

i get annoyed

having no friends

[unreal flume]

So I’m planning on do the navy for the 4 years cash out with the nice benefits and have 3 years of college done before I get out

[pale sleet]

you gotta be real invested to hate someone

[round nova]

thats sort of my plan right now

get out highschool and go to the military and try to get a G.I. bill

[unreal flume]

Finish my last year for a BA in Biology and go for my degree in physical therapy

[muted saffron]

or you get deployed to the south china sea...

[unreal flume]

I got a 96 on my asvab

[pale sleet]

[round nova]

honestly I could become a mechanic right out of high school if I step my effort up next year but auto really isnt that fun and I enjoy my hearing

[unreal flume]

My rate doesn’t get deployed anymore

[round nova]

im also not trying to die to a drum brake spring launching out at mach speed

[unreal flume]

Lmao

[muted saffron]

dying in a shipwreck in the phillipines

[round nova]

[unreal flume]

I’m just ready for Fleetweek in San Diego

[round nova]

the one thing keeping me away from the military was my soda addiction and my lack of exersize and I just now realized I fixed both of those issues

[pale sleet]

[round nova]

in all honesty exersizing can beat a soda addiction pretty fast

[unreal flume]

Honestly the military isn’t bad at all if you get a rate you enjoy and go somewhere nice

[round nova]

just kinda realized how much better it felt to drink water

[pale sleet]

I gotta be less lazy for the military

[round nova]

the military will still be a bitch though

[unreal flume]

Then again I’m an auto E3

[round nova]

boot sergeants dont sound fun

[unreal flume]

And got a $20000 signing bonus

[pale sleet]

[muted saffron]

same. too lazy for military

[unreal flume]

Signing

[round nova]

didnt know they made you sing in the navy, not surprised

lmaooo

[muted saffron]

would probably get the shit beat out of me

[unreal flume]

Ima fight your ass 😂

[pale sleet]

[muted saffron]

200000 singing bonus sounds pretty sweet too

[unreal flume]

I met a Nuke that got a 40k bonus

And the kid is fucking 17

[round nova]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqxrJHkzS0I

this video is fucking great

[unreal flume]

That’s a straight boss up

YOOOOO

[pale sleet]

tired of hearing people online say they could never join the army cus they'd punch a officer that got in their face

stoopid

[unreal flume]

PETTY OFFICER DINGLE BERRY

I wish he made more videos on the navy

[round nova]

people would piss their pants before even thinking about fighting a drill sergeant

[unreal flume]

I’d like to put

Make

A semen out of you

[round nova]

the fucking crayon jokes always get me with the marines lmao

[unreal flume]

😂😂😂

[pale sleet]

[unreal flume]

We train you to be homeless

[round nova]

the air force recruiter gave him a high five and a bible

[unreal flume]

Im actually leaving for boot camp in 10 days lmao

[pale sleet]

[muted saffron]

uh

[unreal flume]

Literally the only reason I’m staying up this late

[round nova]

wait are you going to academy or boot camp

if so what fort cuz I think I might know it

[unreal flume]

Nah Great Lakes ATT

[pale walrus]

chair force

[round nova]

bro I googled that and AT&T came up

[unreal flume]

Lmfao

[round nova]

im done with google this shit dumb

[unreal flume]

It’s in Chicago

[round nova]

chicago is so cool

[pale walrus]

honestly navy is by far one of the best branches to join by far

js

[pale sleet]

swinging chairs

[unreal flume]

Honestly I almost went into the AF

[pale sleet]

oh?

[pale walrus]

chair force is good if your a lazy ass mf

[round nova]

I remember standing in line for 3 FUCKING HOURS to take a picture at the sears tower sky boxes

[pale sleet]

guess I'm a chair now

[unreal flume]

But I met some people and they were hella awkward

Like as bad as navy nukes

[pale walrus]

just whatever you do dont be a fucking jar head that litterly fights for crayons

[pale sleet]

[round nova]

some people in the military are closet nazis tbh

gotta just... stay away from those bootlickers

[pale sleet]

[unreal flume]

Lmfao I’m going in for free college and the insurance, plus a few other benefits

Then I’m out

[round nova]

honestly thats why most people go

[worldly shard]

[unreal flume]

I have no want or need to go for anything more I know what I want to be

[pale walrus]

just get a good asvab

[round nova]

Arcus did you see the video I sent lmao

[pale walrus]

youll have the easiest life

[unreal flume]

Already did luv

96

[round nova]

the chair force and marines were the funniest ones

[pale walrus]

nice

bacck when i was in high schoo

l

there was a guy that maxed asvab

[round nova]

immediately kidnapped by the CIA and put into the seals?

[pale walrus]

and then he chose marines infantry

[round nova]

[pale walrus]

yeah

[unreal flume]

If I had more than 30 minutes of sleep and some time to prep I coulda gotten higher

[round nova]

wrong path

[pale walrus]

he was that kinda guy

nah i respect him kinda

he wanted to be a infantry man

[pale sleet]

[pale walrus]

and maxing a asvab isnt uncommon from my uh

edutcation district

in fact im sure most people in my district coulda maxed it

[unreal flume]

It isn’t all that hard honestly

[round nova]

top comment on that recruiters video is "my dad joined the navy and now hes a thot"

damn

rip that dudes dad

[pale walrus]

like a good 10-20% of of kids in my district maxed sat

[round nova]

"them waves are riding him huh" holllyyyy fuuuck

[unreal flume]

It’s just basic word knowledge, some basic science, some algebra, and a few misc

[pale walrus]

so asvab is like fucking ez

[pale sleet]

[unreal flume]

Where are you from that?

[pale walrus]

plano

[unreal flume]

To have 20% maxing SAT scores

Ima recommend everyone to move there lmao

[round nova]

is the SAT even hard

[pale walrus]

last time i checked we're top 3 or 5% in the nation

schools wise

so

its kinda expected

its one those rich people cities with top notch edumaction and stuff

[round nova]

my school is so shit

D class public high school lol

[pale walrus]

honestly after i left high school i appriciated the top notch education

theres alot of um

below average people

lets just say that

[unreal flume]

My school has a 50% failure rate 🤔

[round nova]

but, we have CTE programs which give us a head start in technical schools and colleges

next year ill be certified in the auto industry

[pale walrus]

honestly one of the things i had going through school

was a magnet school

i woulda liked to graduate

[round nova]

can get a job right out of high school, and can get an internship in senior year

[pale walrus]

much faster

my bud went to trade school

and got his electrician certs

took him 1 yr after school

good pay too

honestly

[round nova]

I look at my phone

oonce

"MEMEfunnyhilarious436 has requested to follow you"

yikes

[pale sleet]

magnet

mmm

[unreal flume]

A lot of the technical schools pay like 25-30k and give free college

[pale walrus]

anything wrong with magnet?

[unreal flume]

While getting on hand experience

[pale sleet]

nah I'm just remembering when I left one cus one of the teachers was gonna fail me

[unreal flume]

Kinda makes me tear up knowing so many of my friends are gonna end up becoming druggies

[pale walrus]

magnets are supposed to be hard af

there supposed to be lvls ahead

[unreal flume]

Inner city schools are literally designed to fail

[pale walrus]

but i mean you get through that shit you have a huge headstart

[pale sleet]

ye but I really think he didn't like me as a person

[pale walrus]

ahhh

big rip

[pale sleet]

ye other than that it was cool

cultural arts were nice

[unreal flume]

Honestly education in general is pretty fucking great

[round nova]

its 12:18

[pale sleet]

I did creative writing over there

[round nova]

this discord always fucks up my sense of time

[pale sleet]

can't complain

you mean 1:19

[unreal flume]

Being out of high school I realize how much I enjoy classes

[round nova]

nah I live in a real state

we got skinwalkers and shit lol

[pale sleet]

[muted saffron]

dont u have self driving cars in az

[round nova]

we got manuals that we stall twice in one day

[unreal flume]

YMF by Ab soul 🙏🏻

[round nova]

aint that a pokemon

literally any song by SOB slaps

[unreal flume]

That’s a fact

They have that written on the Rosetta Stone

It also predicts the coming of The Weeknd

[round nova]

I forgot he existed tbh

some of his songs are wavy though

[unreal flume]

His music makes me want to better some of my life

[round nova]

I still got some of those old soulja boy songs saved lmao those still go hard

[unreal flume]

Then helps me deal with the fact that I never will

Soulja is rt a G

[round nova]

honestly boredom is a great motivator

[unreal flume]

The problems are more hoeish

[round nova]

soulja boy is like the elon musk of hip hop artists, hes got app store games, a completely legal console, he blew up TWICE

[unreal flume]

I think one day ima get shot for fucking someone’s girl

[round nova]

dudes a living legend lol

[pale walrus]

i mean in reality

aside from memes

he honestly is a icon in hip hop

[round nova]

he is the only rapper to blow up twice

[muted saffron]

he got raped by nintendo

[unreal flume]

Definitely has footing in the foundation

[round nova]

he almost got fucking assassinated by nintendo lol

[unreal flume]

Lmfao you ever see those CUT videos

[round nova]

http://www.xxlmag.com/news/2019/01/soulja-boy-car-accident-california-mudslides/

[unreal flume]

Talking about people’s secrets or kinks

[round nova]

[unreal flume]

Lmfao

[round nova]

then he just kidnapped someone the other day

allegedly

dudes wild

[unreal flume]

Low key gotta make sure you don’t do the most tho

Otherwise you end up like 69

Fuuuuuck

[round nova]

sixnine is honestly the one person in hip hop I hated seeing all the time

hes just so loud

[unreal flume]

Mac Miller started playing 😭

[muted saffron]

mac miller killed himself?

[solemn helm]

What is this chat for

[round nova]

ariana did

[muted saffron]

uh wat

[unreal flume]

Fucking Ariana did

[round nova]

yo hurt feelings came on today

didnt know whether or not to vibe out or be sad

[muted saffron]

what did ariana do?

[unreal flume]

She dumps him and hooks up days later then weeks later is engaged

[pale sleet]

"I had to boss up, I didn't have a choice " -Big Soulja

[round nova]

BIG DRACO

[unreal flume]

Then publicly shamed him for his depression and drug problems

[round nova]

HIT YOU WIT DA DRACO

[unreal flume]

When the man she is engaged to is a major druggie doing shrooms acid and coke

[pale sleet]

you ever just walk outside freely to flex on sixnine

[muted saffron]

that pete davidson guy?

[unreal flume]

Yup

[round nova]

seeing those tweets like "retweet for _______, like for ariana" and its like 1:100 everytime is so funny

[muted saffron]

why do ppl like ariana anyways

[unreal flume]

Then she has the nerve to fucking put his name in another of her songs

[round nova]

1:100 against ariana

[unreal flume]

She hoes for the fame

[round nova]

she really lost all her dignity it seems

[pale sleet]

gotta make money somehow ig

[round nova]

she just appears to be a husk at this point

[unreal flume]

She was already rich asf

[muted saffron]

i searched up ariana and her face looks so plastic

[round nova]

she had that disney money

[muted saffron]

shes only 25 wtf

[round nova]

she literally went from white red head to wannabe black in a few years

[pale sleet]

there's never such a thing as too much money for people who are rich

[unreal flume]

She gets with s new man that is becoming famous every year

[pale sleet]

cus that's the head head

[unreal flume]

If he’s coming up she’ll be along with him until he peeks

[round nova]

like the weeknd

[pale sleet]

[round nova]

or mac

[unreal flume]

Or Sean

[pale sleet]

this really is wild

[muted saffron]

so lesson is dont get girls

[pale sleet]

or do

[round nova]

[pale sleet]

?

[round nova]

thats no fun

[unreal flume]

Lesson is keep fake hoes at a distance from your heart

[round nova]

yes

[pale sleet]

either you do the getting or you getting got

[unreal flume]

No one said anything about keeping them away from your pants tho 😂

[round nova]

yo I just thought, is a fake laugh a good or bad thing

[pale sleet]

what is the fake laugh for

[unreal flume]

Fake laugh is like a white lie

[muted saffron]

is getting laughed at a good or a bad thing

[round nova]

bad

unless its at a joke

[pale sleet]

unless you're a comedian

ye

[round nova]

I like to think im a comedian

I can get many easy laughs out of the freshman lmao

[muted saffron]

i like to think im retarded and thats why people laugh at me lul

[unreal flume]

We gonna have to fight if you hook up with any freshmen

[pale sleet]

[round nova]

im 16 the police would beat you too it

[maiden linden]

can I be recognized for being myself

[muted saffron]

nope

[pale sleet]

maybe

[maiden linden]

discrimination if not recognized btw

[worldly shard]

How do I move from Norway to American

[round nova]

I like upperclassmen anyways

[unreal flume]

You don’t

[pale sleet]

thicc

[maiden linden]

ew are you those freshman that date seniors

[pale sleet]

[maiden linden]

wtF?

[round nova]

I like talking to upperclassmen more

[vale lion]

How do i move from Australia to usa so i can own a gun for something

[maiden linden]

my friend dated a freshman once

[vale lion]

Guns are cool and all

[maiden linden]

I literally did not understand

[vale lion]

But garlic bread is life

[worldly shard]

Wait

[maiden linden]

he was 17 she was 15 what the fuck

[worldly shard]

USA dont got free hospital?

[pale sleet]

?

[muted saffron]

nope

[round nova]

not like, hooking up with women older than me that would be freaky

[pale sleet]

depends on ur insurance

[muted saffron]

hospital aint free

[unreal flume]

I fucking love older girls

[maiden linden]

20 year old women are p hot tho

[worldly shard]

Here

[muted saffron]

cause capitalism lul

[round nova]

you have to pay for medical services

[maiden linden]

ngl

[worldly shard]

It is free

[unreal flume]

Females in their late 20s 🙏🏻🙏🏻

[worldly shard]

Hella free

[muted saffron]

well thats norway

norway socialist

[maiden linden]

late 20s what in the fuck are u 23+

[worldly shard]

We good boys

[pale sleet]

ye 21+ is lit

[round nova]

socialism limits quality dawg

[unreal flume]

19

[maiden linden]

[round nova]

politics are so boring tho

[maiden linden]

shit boi maybe my tastes change next year then

[round nova]

how old are you my guy

[maiden linden]

I am 12

[unreal flume]

They got everything figured out

[round nova]

oh shit

[maiden linden]

I was pregnate at 9

[muted saffron]

i think hes joking?

[unreal flume]

Usually got their husbands or long time boyfriends and s solid job

[worldly shard]

@round nova if I become a worker in the government of Norway I secure a retirement after working for 2 years

[pale sleet]

[unreal flume]

I love fucking it all up

[maiden linden]

[muted saffron]

so you like being an asshole lol

[round nova]

I literally said dop was a homewrecker the moment I got into this channel lmao

that or player, same thing in the end

[unreal flume]

Don’t know what’s wrong with me tbh

[maiden linden]

imagine being into monogamy

[round nova]

big words

[maiden linden]

and not being polygamorous

[round nova]

yikes

[muted saffron]

hes one of those guys who bangs peoples wives when theyre on deployment

[pale sleet]

at least you're honest with yourself

[maiden linden]

@muted saffron omegaLUL nO end thAT convo

[round nova]

shits getting kinda intense im probably gonna dip soon lol

[maiden linden]

[unreal flume]

Knowing that I can have them if I want makes it hotter lmao

[maiden linden]

[pale sleet]

imagine coming home from deployment and your wife says "look at our newborn son"

[maiden linden]

end this

noW

[worldly shard]

Cease

[maiden linden]

I HAVE A BIG WENIS ON MY ARM

[unreal flume]

Lmfao serious relationships in the military is a hard pass

[round nova]

heres the thing, its probably better if the hubby finds out cuz if she willing to cheat in the first place she isnt the one

[unreal flume]

You’re asking for a Jody

[maiden linden]

humans aren't meant for monogamy

[muted saffron]

[pale sleet]

humans aren't meant to be alive

[round nova]

[maiden linden]

yes they are

[unreal flume]

I hate cheaters 🤷‍♂️

[maiden linden]

I run government issued tests all the time

[pale sleet]

people stick forks in sockets

[round nova]

Dops doing a service for these men the more you think about it

[pale sleet]

it's a miracle we're still alive after all these years

[maiden linden]

wanna play some forkSOCKET?

baTTLEROYALE

[round nova]

like think about it, if not with dop she just gonna cheat with someone else

[unreal flume]

Exactly

[maiden linden]

Janet cheated on William with Bellamy

[round nova]

[maiden linden]

during the class of 09 reunion

[pale sleet]

Kowalski analysis

[round nova]

I hate thinking about high school reunions

im terrified of what comes after college

im just tryna party my whole life

[maiden linden]

u can

[unreal flume]

Half my class is gonna be working at McDonald’s or a warehouse

[muted saffron]

you'll get wiser when you get older maybe

[maiden linden]

do u have a moral compass

[round nova]

but itll never be the same as high school

[latent matrix]

dont imagine after college

[unreal flume]

A quarter is gonna be missing or dead

And the last bit will be a mix of success

[latent matrix]

I mean I ended up alright

[maiden linden]

1 kid per school will make 500k a year at age 40

[worldly shard]

I cheated on my GF with a guy wait

[pale sleet]

[worldly shard]

[maiden linden]

500k pesos btw

[round nova]

sounds like a norwegian to me

[somber anvil]

Tim

[round nova]

[worldly shard]

🇳🇴

[latent matrix]

bee

[maiden linden]

beE

I'm telling saturn

[worldly shard]

Bee

[maiden linden]

[somber anvil]

About wot

[worldly shard]

[maiden linden]

about U

[somber anvil]

Mmmm

Starting drama?

[maiden linden]

[latent matrix]

between a normal user and a mod?

[round nova]

well its been fun talking tonight but like I actually value sleep so im gonna force myself to dip out

[pale walrus]

@somber anvil

[somber anvil]

I got no idea tim

[maiden linden]

tell jupiter

[somber anvil]

@pale walrus

[unreal flume]

Peace @round nova

[vale lion]

finally

[pale walrus]

pika emotes

[vale lion]

im home i can play division 2

[pale sleet]

imagine valuing sleep

[unreal flume]

Add me on discord

[pale sleet]

better than me

[somber anvil]

Saturn hasent even responded to my dms

[round nova]

yeah I accepted ur request, let me know who else in this server is an extrovert they seem to be pretty rare here lol

[pale walrus]

anyway to get into div 2 beta

without the pre order?

[round nova]

have a good one man

[maiden linden]

[latent matrix]

He responded to welf recently?

[maiden linden]

I just stopped playing destiny

I meant

darksouls

[round nova]

thats a good choice

[maiden linden]

5

[unreal flume]

Ima dip too, don’t wanna look too shitty tomorrow

[round nova]

showers are a miracle

[unreal flume]

And facial wash

[pale sleet]

[maiden linden]

just go to a hair salon

[round nova]

and toothpaste

[somber anvil]

Hes rarely online

[maiden linden]

get it treated

[round nova]

[maiden linden]

Literally ez

[unreal flume]

Basically self care lmfao

[vale lion]

@pale walrus i got 2 invites

[maiden linden]

@somber anvil unlcukers

[vale lion]

didnt preorder lol

[latent matrix]

oh wel

[vale lion]

gotta sign up and hope to god get chosen

[muted saffron]

lol everyone in my grade gonna look shitty tomorrow. everyones gonna be up till like 2 in the morning for this essay

[pale sleet]

oof

[somber anvil]

Tim does your game work noe

[unreal flume]

Shout out Tiege Handley for us college poor boiis

[latent matrix]

I need to edit my damn hotkeys

2.5k games of fortite and suddenly playing a shooter with different controls

threw me off

[vale lion]

poggers

[somber anvil]

Oof

[vale lion]

waiut

its black

LOL

[pale sleet]

[somber anvil]

Black screen

Nice pic

[latent matrix]

hold shift to sprint, cant build,

[pale sleet]

wow calling it out because it's black?

[latent matrix]

and what game runs TOGGLE AIM

[pale sleet]

low-key racist

[vale lion]

shhhhhhh

[somber anvil]

@latent matrix go to hotkeys

[latent matrix]

Iknow I need to edit guns to 2-3 instead of 1-2

[somber anvil]

Theres a thing for toggle aim

[latent matrix]

because I kept pulling out my bare hands

I did change toggle aim