#Super Secret Invasion Wars

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marble void
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Let’s gooooo

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Hopefully it’s at least as good as loki

jovial raptor
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Everyone

marble void
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Is everyone an answer

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There are good skrulls and bad skrulls right

jovial raptor
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Based on the coded clips, I'm thinking ||Ross|| is

marble void
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Is louis-dreyfus in this one

shut marsh
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oh its this week

jovial raptor
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I think the idea is that a faction of skrulls are tired of an apparent empty promise of a new place to live and are thus revolting behind the scenes

marble void
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Oh okay so there are the skrulls from capt marvel but half of them are good and half of them are bad?

jovial raptor
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Basically

marble void
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Cool

shut marsh
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they spilt into different groups

jovial raptor
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I think Talos is on the good side but ||his daughter is on the other at least to start||

charred nexus
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so do we think ||emilia clarke is talos' daughter?||

jovial raptor
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I'm spoilering because I don't remember if what I'm thinking about is coming from spoilers I read or not.

marble void
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Kree kinda confusing

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Jude law was kree?

jovial raptor
charred nexus
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jude law was kree yes

marble void
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And so was ronan?

charred nexus
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yes

jovial raptor
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Yes

marble void
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But there were non humans in capt marvel right the openjng

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Like not humanoid

charred nexus
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i think so?

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i don't remember lol

marble void
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Yeah

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Ohhh okay so Jude law is half

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Ty for the explanation

tacit cypress
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Oh I should prolly rewatch Capt Marvel this weekend to prep

errant ice
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Midnight tonight?

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It’s been a minute since mando so I don’t remember

jovial raptor
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Should be

shut marsh
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yes tonight

honest frigate
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Yay, episodes finally

kind grove
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wat eyesshaking

shut marsh
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like peter’s grandpa is a skrull or his care taker? confusedbaby

honest frigate
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Only one I can think of possibly

marble void
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Good one

kind grove
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Ugh gdi

marble void
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Is that real

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Like not photoshopped

honest frigate
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Oh now I see it ppRapLaugh

marble void
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All of the skrull promo has been like 2 dudes who are high as shit going “heyyy mann wouldn’t it be cool if we just had a skrull in the background of the gotg premiere”

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“Oh hell yeah! What about if we do a fake ad where we have a skrull run in the background”

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“Best idea ever”

charred nexus
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I like how the whole point of the Skrulls and Secret Invasion in general is that they can hide as whoever

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And all the marketing is “look green guy”

marble void
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Im a fan

craggy condor
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I can't wait for this super secret invasion

kind grove
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It's up

charred nexus
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54m runtime

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Opening is the scene from the teaser game last week

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Oh shit okay

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So uh

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||is there a real Ross or was he always that?||

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Title sequence is neat

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Okay ||Hill just said Agent Ross’ imposter so I guess he’s still around?||

errant ice
charred nexus
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Hah okay I see where this is going ||the president is gonna be a skrull and cleared out during this setting the stage for Thunderbolt Ross (Harrison Ford) to be the president come Cap 4||

craggy condor
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he just got kidnapped then lol

errant ice
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Okay I made it 15 minutes before nodding off

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I’ll watch the rest after work dogespin

charred nexus
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Aww

craggy condor
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RIP

charred nexus
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No credits scene

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“Special guest star” means that’s real I guess

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||honestly she’s not super relevant anymore so I’m not shocked||

kind grove
craggy condor
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knew it

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the faces gave it away lmao

last reef
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I’m surprised they took both Ross and Hill out so early. I was thinking they would be around as a skrull reveal later in the series.

charred nexus
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copying my comment from the thread

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Season-level predictions:

  • Ross is still real and will show up in ep 3 or 4 probably
  • Olivia Colman will be teased to be related to some other character that we either already know or are eagerly waiting for still
  • Cobie Smulders will guest in one more episode in the form of BBEG skrull turning into her to torture Fury
  • The President with Rhodey will be a Skrull and killed, paving the way for Harrison Ford's Thunderbolt Ross to be the President when Cap 4 happens
craggy condor
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He's not dead

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ain't no way

jovial raptor
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During the title sequence I was like “is this ai? This looks like ai. I hope it’s not but it probably is.”

distant vortex
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Marvel using an AI opening fucking sucks

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Completely put me off marvel, gonna take down my mcu posters now

errant ice
shut marsh
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ya the art used looked like it was ai lol

winged briar
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given disney's issues with VFX houses i'm not a huge fan of it's usage here. it's well done enough but its problematic

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otherwise i liked what we've seen so far and am on board for it

marble void
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I like how emilia clarke isnt skrull

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form

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like makes no sense lol

jovial raptor
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Outside the intro I enjoyed the episode but still, that intro left a lousy taste behind. This is literally a show about a secret invasion and they had AI create an intro instead of actual artists. Either they’re blind to the irony or it was intentional. Both look bad.

marble void
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im halfway in

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i really missed nick fury

charred nexus
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"we paid for emilia clarke not prosthetics and/or stunt actor, you're gonna get emilia clarke"

marble void
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im down

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im liking the G'iah thing

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killing maria is a bold move

charred nexus
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makes it personal for Fury

marble void
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I really dont get the political subtext

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its a comic book show

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literally nobody in marvel is thinking about that I guarentee it

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they dont have that kinda foresight

last reef
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I think they will put some nuance to it later in this series to pit G'iah against Gravik.

marble void
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yeah for sure

winged briar
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it also saves them a ton of makeup and CGI, it's not unreasonable

marble void
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surely its better to stay skrull form unless you are explicitly on a mission

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to prevent spies from communicating your human form

marble void
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which have been used before?

charred nexus
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Referenced in Avengers, actually used heavily in AoS

jovial raptor
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I think that’s reaching. There has been no indication of that being a possibility.

distant vortex
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This opening is atrocious

winged briar
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using LMDs feels like the laziest of writing and too much in nobody is ever really gone territory

distant vortex
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Y’all I’m not gonna lie besides Ben Mendelssohn I remember 0 of the Skrulls. Soren? I don’t know her. I mean I can get the context but if you asked me to name Talos’ wife I’d be drawing blanks

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Too long between this and captain marvel tbh

winged briar
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but there's a plant that kinda glows! also yeah i barely remember those two other than the reveal scene in the car

distant vortex
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Too long between this and also the end game stuff feels clunky

winged briar
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and even that was seriously in the 'okay...cool?' territory

charred nexus
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I also didn’t remember a single Skrull name besides Talos though

distant vortex
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Yeah it’s just like, the emotional impact isn’t there

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Barely remember her so who cares she died

winged briar
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'Soren is dead'

distant vortex
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Kinda crazy that skrulls have super strength and shit but one little bullet takes them out

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No hardened skin or anything ??

marble void
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i like it

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everyone equally vulnerable

winged briar
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until we get || super skrulls ||

distant vortex
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The only thing this show has in common w/ winter soldier is Russian and grey tones

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IDK I might be out on this. Really hard for me to get past the AI opening tbh, terrible precedent I don’t want to encourage. And it wasn’t too engaging tbh.

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It’s giving me falcon and winter soldier energy

jovial raptor
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You should see the talk going on in the industry discord I’m in. No one is happy over that intro except maybe the executives who think they saved a buck

distant vortex
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It’s also just not good

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Like, it’s so ugly and boring. If they had someone actually animate it it could have been amazing. It feels so static for something that should be animated

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And I just don’t trust marvel considering their track record with VFX

jovial raptor
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Exactly

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There is speculation that they basically had someone draw up the key frames and then used AI to give it some animation. Still, it could’ve looked super cool if done with actual artists in photoshop, Maya, and other industry software packages. Even Blender. I wouldn’t have really been mad if they just used AI as a planning step to figure out a direction for the actual artists to use but what they did is just fucked

grand lintel
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kinda get the vibe tho that killing Hill in ep1 is like "look at us, pulling no punches" but then they do

distant vortex
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Tbh I’ve never been a big Hill fan but I was enjoying her more seasoned self this episode so if they really did fridge one of the few women on the show, pretty shit

jovial raptor
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I kind of wish Richard Dormer was in more than just the opener.

grand lintel
marble void
errant ice
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Okay watched the full episode

marble void
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Hmmm

grand lintel
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the most depth of a bullet in her Jessie

jovial raptor
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Just what I was gonna say

marble void
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I also find it funny how she gets shot in the stomach and dies immediately

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Like cmon

honest frigate
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I feel this plus loki are going to connect somehow besides the marvels movie

toxic ingot
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Kind of feels like this starts in media res. Fury has a limp, Ross is there, Talos' wife is dead, etc etc.

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I hope they have a good reason for why the Skulls weren't able to find a new planet in the thirty years since Captain Marvel.

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As for the "refugees bad" angle, it makes a lot of sense to think that if you've already decided that the MCU is problematic centrist propaganda, but not really otherwise.

errant ice
charred nexus
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Episode is up, 57m listed

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Lmao, the previously on is just Captain Marvel

errant ice
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F

marble void
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F for Maria

distant vortex
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same, my favorite

charred nexus
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Wait am I forgetting some part from a previous thing

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Or is Rhodey just walking on his own again now

distant vortex
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He has the special pants

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Doesn’t he

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Tony did some nano shit, dawg

charred nexus
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Heads up writers

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“I’m Nick Fury, even when I’m out, I’m in” is not as good a line as you thought it was

distant vortex
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Ok but he’s different now cuz he was in SPACE.

charred nexus
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Okay yeah they’re definitely building ||super skrull||

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||but out of other superpowers/aliens instead of F4||

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No credits scene

charred nexus
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thanks i hate it

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holy shit the super skrull dna subject list is a fucking reference to the thor 2 post credits scene

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it was Groot (stretchy like Reed), Cull Obsidian (Thing), Extremis (Johnny), and a Frost Beast (which i guess works since how do you do invisibility in a way that makes sense)

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i don't think so

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not invisibility

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but it's an alien that was left on earth unaccounted for (in that credits scene that was wholly just a joke scene)

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idk you'd have to watch thor 2 to answer that properly lmao

jovial raptor
distant vortex
charred nexus
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Just the last 10 seconds of it

distant vortex
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oh my god

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go home marvel

marble void
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I just can’t get over that these super secret skrulls are meeting in their deep deep disguises when they can clearly change

charred nexus
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Had Rhodey and Fury ever had a scene together, let alone direct conversation, before this ep?

shut marsh
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I think it was to show the audience that these characters are skrull instead of them being random people

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than surprise pika shock later in the series

marble void
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Those guns don’t sound like that lol

marble void
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Lol Nick fury had a walking hat and a driving hat

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Dead by daylight hook lol

marble void
marble void
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Not a fan of the super skrull

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This gonna be cgi fun fest finale number 20

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I hope they subvert that

shut marsh
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the trailers already spoiled the super skrulls

jovial raptor
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There’s literally a shot of the main guy with groot arms

distant vortex
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samuel l jackson's nose is off in the deaging and it bugs me

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something about that area anyway

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No offense but this show is really bad

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How has it been 30 years and Fury is only now asking how many skrulls are on earth?

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Like serious question did they just not want to spend the money to make this a period piece. I feel like this would have been better if they had set all this in the past because with the exception of Rhodey there's like no avengers anyway.

marble void
distant vortex
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What connection does it have now?

marble void
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Snap, nick fury old

distant vortex
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Also, a period piece didn't stop Agent Carter from being one of the better marvel tv shows at this point.

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The snap is hindrence to the writing more than anything.

marble void
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Agent Carter came out in a different time

distant vortex
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I don't see the relevancy.

marble void
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I don’t disagree that it would’ve been a better show, the issue is that they can’t fix the plot of like the marvels

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Weren’t there skrulls in wandavision

marble void
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I’m not saying that’s good, I’m saying that’s the reason for the decisions being made

distant vortex
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I don't think that's the "whole point" of the MCU and also - so fucking what?

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It isn't working.

marble void
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Sure

distant vortex
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No, I think the decisions are being made that they're greedy and lazy.

marble void
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I think they just don’t have the right direction

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They are pumping money into these shows

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It’s a company wide problem

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Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think secret invasion is very good either, I just disagree that it’s because they are being cheap

grand lintel
void loom
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Who is this show for? What a waste of resources.

distant vortex
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Based Bagel pepexmasbless

grand lintel
rich prairie
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idk I’ve enjoyed it

distant vortex
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They’re like

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“We heard you guys complain about not tying up loose ends”

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“Remember that beast in Thor 2 no one fucking cares about??? We got it”

rich prairie
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They absolutely could’ve gone the easy route of making it a big avengers movie. But I think it’s got a genuinely interesting narrative

distant vortex
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It’s terrible writing and a stupid plot.

shut marsh
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its just MickeyFacepalm why they procrastinated on finding a planet. Why not just send skrulls on ships to help scout

void loom
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Disney has unlimited money to give us something creative and fresh, but instead they’re hellbent on catering to a lazy audience that is going to point at a screen and whisper a character’s name to an uninterested friend, because they learned from Wikipedia who that character was after the show was announced and they wanted to seem like an expert

distant vortex
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Exactly the whole premise is bunk if you think about it for more than two seconds

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Thank you Neko

void loom
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That to me is the MCU experience kind of even before Endgame. It’s just some weird platform to pretend you’ve read comics from 50-years ago and nothing else.

void loom
shut marsh
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me with this plot ppRapLaugh

marble void
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Yeah I completely don’t understand what’s happening

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They already basically control the earth but haven’t been able to make their people happy??

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Where are the other skrulls that aren’t part of the invasion?

rich prairie
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they went looking and didn’t find anything

marble void
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There’s also clearly some different factions that seem to be represented by the different leaders

distant vortex
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How is that possible when there’s 37 new planets a movie in gotg

rich prairie
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Also fury was under the impression that there was like maybe a couple dozen skrulls on earth

marble void
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But at least we got blood?

distant vortex
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LITERALLY MOVE THEM TO THE QUANTUM REALM

marble void
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Fury is out of it

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I think that’s supposed to happen

distant vortex
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Like the rationale is bunk

marble void
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Im not too mad about incompetent fury

shut marsh
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lol they gave up after looking a few systems

distant vortex
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Honestly I think they wrote themselves into a corner with Fury

marble void
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Also like what did he get fired from?

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He wasn’t working with anyone anyway

distant vortex
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They basically put him on that space station 87 years ago

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Or whatever

marble void
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Damn this channel poppin

void loom
distant vortex
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And then they went to make this show and went “fuck”

marble void
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I thought they were gonna impersonate people

distant vortex
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Also how can earth have new Asgard

marble void
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Not actually literally just be the head of nato

distant vortex
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But we can’t have

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NEW SKRULL?

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Dafuq

marble void
distant vortex
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it makes no fucking sense

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BRUH MOVE THEM INTO THE DEAD CELESTIAL

marble void
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Im still gonna watch it

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So I guess I’m part of the problem

void loom
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The plot is as thin as the bean Mickey slices in that really depressing opening to the beanstalk episode

shut marsh
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they still haven’t addressed the dead celestial kek

distant vortex
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also the problem with them being skrulls is they didn’t make anyone important a skrull so there’s no TEETH to this

rich prairie
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Isn’t new Asgard like a tiny ass town tbh

marble void
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How many skrulls are there? I forget

distant vortex
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Well evidently a million

shut marsh
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at least

distant vortex
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But fury didn’t ask that FOR THIRTY YEARS

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WHICH IS INSANE

marble void
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Someday we will get around to addressing the cataclysm that occurred

rich prairie
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Talos was probably lying to fury

distant vortex
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like if they actually made it so like, I dunno, black panther was a fucking skrull and then it was all twisty turny scary

rich prairie
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considering how he reacted when he told him

marble void
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How did nobody at shield notice a million people worth of space ships?

marble void
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Which they did with literally just Ross

distant vortex
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Who the skrulls are have no stakes at this point because they are RED SHIRTS

jovial raptor
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It seemed like he trusted talos enough to just delegate the Skrull when it didn’t pertain to them spying.

void loom
distant vortex
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They should have made it a spooky spy period piece for fury and he had to deal with skrulls alienating the government

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And then they could have shot it like mindhunter

marble void
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The skrulls are evil

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You mean previously?

distant vortex
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Make it super atmospheric like fury is questioning his sanity, use it to flesh out the character and make you understand why he does some of the things he does in later movies

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This version is a limp dick of a spy thriller

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Makes me sick

marble void
distant vortex
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Slow horses??

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That slaps

marble void
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Oh yeah that

distant vortex
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slow horses is great

marble void
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I like the book better but the show is good

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I should get back to it

distant vortex
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This show is trying to be slow horses tho

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And failing

marble void
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You need more assholes for slow horse style

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Literally every spy is just a piece of shit human

distant vortex
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Ya but like a key part of spy espionage is the tension IMO

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“Who can you trust”

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“Who is double crossing who”

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You feel that in tinker tailor soldier spy

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That’s what they’re attempting to riff on and failing

marble void
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Yeah, I watched night agent this past week and although the acting is questionable the plot is good

distant vortex
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Winter soldier has a better like “what is happening”

marble void
distant vortex
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Do you remember the first time watching when they discover the secret base

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And armin Zola in the computer

marble void
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Yeah

distant vortex
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Or the first time the winter soldier comes out of nowhere

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Or EVEN

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when taskmaster fuck up black widow

marble void
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As far as I can tell, nobody has lied yet

distant vortex
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That has more nail biting than this show

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Olivia Coleman did

marble void
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Except like Ross in the first scene

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What has she lied about?

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Feel like she’s pretty straight up idk I wasn’t paying attention to most of the dialogue

distant vortex
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She wasn’t forthright I guess

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He set up the owl to spy on her presumably because she was withholding the truth

grand lintel
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Watching ep2 now

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I'm not a skip intro person but damn do I really want to for this

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It sucks they used ai because ngl the music is pretty good

marble void
distant vortex
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Well she’s probably the best actor on the show so that helps too

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It’s a surprisingly stacked cast tho for how underwhelming the show is

marble void
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Idk why all they have emilia Clarke doing is walking around with her hands in her pockets lol

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I know she’s trying some sorta double cross but it’s just not it

distant vortex
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Maybe casting is where all their money went

marble void
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I’m assuming she’s the one who outed their safe house?

grand lintel
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Train scene, Talos says Fury been on station for years but audio sounds cut like they removed how many years he was StitchDetective

marble void
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He’s been living a double life?! Recruiting for the avengers and living on the station

distant vortex
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Where’s the post credit scene again

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What movie where’s he a skrull

grand lintel
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Wait I just realized secret group pretending to be American attacking Russia to start a war between them is the set up of Modern Warfare 2

distant vortex
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Also I know they’re like “we don’t want to put people in make up” but it bothers me the skrulls don’t want to hang out in their normal skin when in private. Seems like it would be important.

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Someone didn’t watch x-men first class or whatever

rich prairie
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I guess it’s because they don’t want to risk any photos of them as a skrull leaking out

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It’s definitely kinda a dumb plot contrivance but I get why they did it

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The skrulls aren’t super recognizable from each other

distant vortex
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No because half of them were in make up

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In the background shots when they’re cheering

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I mean the real answers are “we paid for these people faces” and “make up is a lot of work”

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But plot wise imo I think prolly would have been more engaging if the rebel faction was like “we want to live in plain sight” or something in that vein

marble void
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theres nothing to connect a skrull and whatever human form they take

distant vortex
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Btw everyone saying skrull look too similar are being culturally insensitive to skrull ppl

grand lintel
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Ok why does Nick Fury have a wife that lives in Britain?

marble void
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do you think he knows shes a skrull

grand lintel
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No

marble void
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i really have no idea how that could be plot interesting lol

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either way

distant vortex
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Maybe he knows she’s a skrull and that’s why he married her

grand lintel
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I'm just really hung up on why in Britain

distant vortex
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You don’t know what they get up to in the bedroom

marble void
distant vortex
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Obviously he has her hidden to protect her

marble void
distant vortex
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He can’t have a wife in America

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Or maybe better yet, he got hoes in different area codes

marble void
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skrulls can only copy humans? or can they make their own

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was this ever defined

distant vortex
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How do you explain “I’ve been in a space station sorry babe” she didn’t seem like she hadn’t seen him in 5 years or whatever

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She was fucking the skrull fury!!!!!

marble void
grand lintel
marble void
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LMAO

rich prairie
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What if she was also on the spaceship

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And that’s why he was up there so long

grand lintel
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Unless they married after the fall of Shield when he's no longer top guy at a US intelligence agency

distant vortex
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It just all sucks

marble void
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this shit makes no sense

winged briar
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I liked it, the convo between Rodney and Fury might have been the best written convo in MCU

grand lintel
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Also either Rhodey is a skrull or the directing/writing for him is off

marble void
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that would be interesting but i think hes bog standard Rhodey

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not everyone can be a skrull

grand lintel
marble void
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also what does skrull rhodey get for firing nick fury

winged briar
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you gotta give the audience SOMETHING to trust tho. no everyone can be skrull or it's a "nobody is every really gone" situation

marble void
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feel like skrull rhodey wouldve been just like "alright sit tight and wait, imma getcha something"

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like ross was

grand lintel
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Also i foresee weak villain syndrome

winged briar
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talos surprise villain twist is the easy call right now

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anything is better than the flag smashers

grand lintel
marble void
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galik is pretty good so far

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gravik

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whatever

distant vortex
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2nd worst MCU tv show I call it now

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Worst is falcon

winged briar
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what's first worst in your..k yeah fair call

marble void
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falcon is worse for me I think

distant vortex
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I literally said that oats

marble void
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zemo was good but the flagsmashers and capt america were just not it

marble void
grand lintel
winged briar
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flagsmashers we're garbage, also (I was wrong)

distant vortex
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Zemo was good but not enough to carry the show

marble void
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you mean the falcon trying to save his sisters house? wasnt compelling development

distant vortex
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Also they ruined a character I didn’t even care about - Peggy carter

winged briar
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honestly....small stories are good!

grand lintel
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The Bucky stuff was really good but they're like nahhhh let's just cut this and add about 4 more threads of story

distant vortex
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Like who knew!!!

marble void
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i forgot how much stuff happened actually in that lol

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the bucky stuff was good

grand lintel
#

Isaiah Bradley stuff was also good

marble void
#

i actually liked the power broker character lol

grand lintel
#

But overall there was just way to much going on

winged briar
#

the power broker was good but the action was..not. also the "no senator you are the terrorist" was terrible

#

flag smashers were terrorists and murders, Capt defending them made no sense

grand lintel
#

Fake Cap was also pretty interesting I like how his downfall is from the pressure of being cap and living up to that. But his quick redemption at the end was not it

errant ice
#

This show is good for my smooth brain I guess

toxic ingot
#

Oh good, it's turned into another one of those threads

#

Episode 2 is probably a new record, no?

marble void
#

we will be back on wednesday to revist this

#

the show or the thread

toxic ingot
#

I like Fury and Talos' dynamic a lot.

#

You have to stretch your imagination pretty hard to figure out why Talos and Carol couldn't find a single planet for the Skrulls in 30 years of searching. The Guardians literally bought a small planetoid and they're idiots. But if you can look past that it's fun spy stuff.

jovial raptor
#

I think that falls squarely on Carol since Talos seems to have just stayed on earth.

honest frigate
#

I'm keeping a eye on the mcu outcomes from this besides tue insanity that has happened already

toxic ingot
#

Well so far the Skrulls control NATO and the UK at the highest level

#

A Skrull did Brexit.

#

I'll tell you, on this particular evening it's difficult to see a young person who wants to burn the world down because of an old man's broken promises as the bad guy, here.

rich prairie
#

I really don’t think you’re supposed to honestly

#

It seems like fury is unequivocally in the wrong

toxic ingot
#

He has killed more people than probably every other MCU villain combined, bar Thanos. But that's pretty much it.

#

I guess Ronan has probably killed more too.

rich prairie
#

he’s the antagonist to the story, but I don’t think his actual motivations are meant to be shown as completely awful

toxic ingot
#

Maybe they're trying to bury Captain Marvel for the chuds

#

"You can't actually be the face of the Avengers anymore because girls smell and also you couldn't find a planet in 30 years"

  • Kevin Feige.
#

It sounds like that's true in-universe as well

#

"What if the Avengers return?"

#

Speaking of which...

#

Rhodey says he got read into the Skrulls 15 years earlier. We don't know exactly how long it's been since Endgame (Fury was gone for "years" after the blip) but even if we take it directly that they're still 5 years ahead of us, that means Rhodey has known about them since Iron Man 3

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Possibly even earlier.

marble void
#

What exactly is graviks plan lol

rich prairie
#

Skrulls are immune to radiation

#

So probably a nuclear war

distant vortex
toxic ingot
marble void
#

Ah okay so he’s inciting a nuclear war

winged briar
#

being immune to radiation doesn't make you immune to ecological collapse and dying by the heat of nuclear bombs tho

dusk falcon
#

So this is bad, right? I don’t have to watch it?

#

Like I haven’t heard a thing about this show

errant ice
#

I’m enjoying it

#

If you haven’t seen it yet just wait another month and watch it like a movie though

dusk falcon
#

Is it in the top 3 Marvel shows

errant ice
#

My top 3 is Wanda, she hulk and ms marvel

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You don’t want to ask me ppRapLaugh

jovial raptor
#

Probably not in the top 3. Not bad but yeah, wait to binge

charred nexus
#

I feel stronger about this show at this point (2 episodes in) than I did about Falcon & Winter Solider at the same point

#

Not as good as Loki

marble void
#

I think the episodic nature of this show doesn’t really help it

#

We got the big boom in the first one but what’s next

winged briar
#

it's not bad, and some of the scenes are actually quite good with good performances, but it's not prestige TV either

charred nexus
#

43min runtime for ep3

errant ice
#

Aw shit guess I should watch it

errant ice
#

And tapped out when they sat down for a cup of tea

charred nexus
#

I’ll admit, I expected that ending but not so early in the series

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Oh motherfucker

#

||Rhodey is the skrull||

rich prairie
charred nexus
charred nexus
#

i think that name drop even belonged to fox previously

#

how good is skrull dna cloning

#

like ||would tony have discovered that after civil war in any way||

#

||if he'd been swapped already by then||

#

yeah

#

fury's line about a high ranking US govt official currently in london

charred nexus
#

yeah the scene of Gravik's extremis was brutal looking

jovial raptor
#

Wait, what thing was said?

charred nexus
#

i'm assuming bottle means namedropping super skrull

jovial raptor
#

Gotcha.

The show is getting better now that it’s picking up. I can definitely see her giving herself the powers and half expected her to sit up in that lingering shot. Also I think Nick Fury works a bit better as a secondary character instead of as a lead.

charred nexus
#

the shot of Sam Jackson doing the little spy twist thing on the stairs though, man acting like he's 60 years younger than he is ppRapLaugh

distant vortex
charred nexus
#

Maybe, maybe not

#

The biggest tell that she’s not making it through the whole show is that Emilia Clarke hasn’t been announced for any future MCU thing (yet)

#

She’s the kind of name that would be I think if there were further plans

rich prairie
#

I mean it could be that the human version of her comes into play

#

idk tho

winged briar
#

writing this episode was pretty weak

grand lintel
#

Rhodey being Skrull was pretty obvious tho

winged briar
#

but as a reveal that was pretty....someone get don cheadle on the phone

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fury's wife's phone call, emila clark being the worlds worst spy

grand lintel
#

I liked the moments of Talos with Fury and Gavik

charred nexus
#

Fury knows that’s not Rhodey 100%

toxic ingot
#

I hadn't considered that, but it would make a lot of sense. I even kind of thought Rhodey was acting weird last episode, but I couldn't tell if Dom Cheadle was just getting old.

toxic ingot
#

Is this the darkest IP they've ever had to promote at Disneyland?

#

I guess Alien was briefly there

toxic ingot
#

Nah. Indiana Jones is pretty whimsical, especially the ride, which doesn't have Nazis or problematic natives

errant ice
#

Kids movie

toxic ingot
#

This but unironically

#

This is the movie with Short Round in it

grand lintel
#

the new one ||has innocents pretty much executed||

#

ik people say Temple is the dark one, but its kinda balanced out with how much more slapstick and campy it is

distant vortex
#

I mean they said that before the new one

#

The new one is the darkest by far imo

grand lintel
#

yeah new one is more dark (serious)

#

temple is dark (silly)

toxic ingot
#

My point though is they don't have Mads Mikkelson's Aryan Hit Squad in front of the Hyperion taking pictures as promo for Dial of Destiny

#

But they do have Skrulls out for (I assume) Secret Invasion

distant vortex
#

I mean marvel shit is dumb as fuck politically

grand lintel
#

they had werewolf by night which was more violent

distant vortex
#

The politics of falcon and winter soldier are pretty messed up but it gets glossed over because MUH SUPERHEROS

#

you think MCU fans think???

grand lintel
distant vortex
#

x for doubt

toxic ingot
#

Actually, did they have Walker out for pics on the Campus when that show was out?

distant vortex
#

Yes

toxic ingot
#

Okay never mind, that is darker

distant vortex
#

I mean they also had the dude who was responsible for the ATOMIC BOMB out

#

lolololol eternals

toxic ingot
#

There's plausible deniability that this Skrull isn't one of the ones that wants to genocide the human race.

toxic ingot
#

But Johnny Walker beat a dude to death with Captain America's shield

charred nexus
#

wow

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can't wait for the Cillian Murphy lookalike at USH though

distant vortex
grand lintel
distant vortex
#

no they were there for awhile I think

#

tbh

grand lintel
#

wait fr?

distant vortex
#

Because there was a gap between the next

#

Yeah

grand lintel
#

huh, somehow missed them

distant vortex
#

I saw them and I don't go very often Jessie

#

also my b i thought us agent was there but all the captain americas look the same

distant vortex
grand lintel
#

yeah i think i always missed them because i would start DL and leave early afternoon

errant ice
#

He was out for pride nite

distant vortex
#

I literally think the eternals are like their gap fillers lmao

errant ice
#

I got my picture with him

distant vortex
#

I think the guy who plays Phastos was playing M'Baku during BP2

errant ice
#

Sparkles representation Sparkles

toxic ingot
#

I'm glad you all remember more than one of the Eternals' names

distant vortex
#

Ikaris

toxic ingot
#

Yeah, that's true

#

Sprite

#

Thena

#

Ezra Miller

distant vortex
#

lol ezra miller

#

gtfo

errant ice
#

Gilgamesh

distant vortex
#

Ajak

toxic ingot
#

Kingo was the one I was thinking of, naturally

distant vortex
#

Druig

toxic ingot
#

Is Druig the Ezra looking one

distant vortex
#

yeah that's BARRY KEOGHAN

toxic ingot
#

Right, right

distant vortex
#

don't ever read the ireland subreddit if you're a fan of barry keoghan

#

irish ppl talk mad trash about what a dick he is

toxic ingot
#

But he looks like the character Ezra played in Fantastic Beasts with that bowl cut

distant vortex
#

kinda but ezra's hair is much darker and his eyes look dead inside

#

@toxic ingot actually kang might be the worst

#

since he's a literal conqueror

charred nexus
#

wait did they put kang in the park for quantumania lmfao

distant vortex
#

Yes

errant ice
#

Yeah

errant ice
#

For like two weeks

charred nexus
#

i guess i misssed that

distant vortex
#

also the guy who played phastos

errant ice
#

He was gone so fast

distant vortex
charred nexus
#

was he gone before the Majors shit

#

i don't remember how soon after the movie that was

distant vortex
#

LOL i think so but idk

errant ice
#

Phastos with the purple Chanel boots

charred nexus
#

did they have a Cassie at that time

errant ice
#

Nope

charred nexus
#

that feels like an easy one to do

errant ice
#

Too much money

distant vortex
#

surprised they didn't have whoever played scarlet witch do cassie

errant ice
#

Which is funny cause they have Ant man and Wasp

distant vortex
#

uh they had the actual actress introduce avengers campus in a promo I think

errant ice
#

In masks so they could have just made a masked Cassie

charred nexus
#

i mean of all marvel things, ant-man feels like the one they should do the most for in AC

distant vortex
#

damn undercover tourist incomplete I'm gonna send them a letter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

errant ice
#

Wait

charred nexus
#

there's a whole fuckin restaurant for it

errant ice
#

I’m being gaslit

distant vortex
#
errant ice
#

HER HERO NAME IS SATURE

distant vortex
#

...... sature?

charred nexus
#

Stature

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which i don't think was said in the movie at all

distant vortex
#

dude you know if she was wearing a mask in parks no one would know who tf she is

charred nexus
#

but yeah her hero name is Stature

errant ice
#

!leaving

sick mantleBOT
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@errant ice has left the server Sadness Have a Disney Day! StitchSad

grand lintel
distant vortex
#

LMAO i didn't even know that was her

toxic ingot
#

If we're just going by total body count Mulan beats several MCU characters

distant vortex
#

I mean Kang is pretty dark in both Quantumania and Loki

#

I don't think he's getting a redemption arc like Vader

#

Especially not now hehehe

charred nexus
distant vortex
#

marvel literally suffers from a weak ass villain problem

toxic ingot
# distant vortex I mean Kang is pretty dark in both Quantumania and Loki

True. I suppose I'm looking at the optics of "the big bad emperor man from the colorful punch show" and "the guy who had to appear in front of a congressional hearing because his international incident went viral on social media," as far as theme parks go. (though Bottle says he wasn't a photo op)

distant vortex
#

I mean Scarlet Witch blew up all those people in civil war

#

And she also held an entire town captive

#

And the darkhold yadda yadda

#

She pretty bad and got a meet and greet

#

Right we're just talking on the scale of atrocities

#

REPAINT THE HULK COSTUME PURPLE FOR THANOS

#

god king thanos for the e-ticket quinjet

#

can't wait

#

DUDE!

#

Seeing how good the transformers are at USH

#

why the fuck is the hulk so bad

#

Actual no excuse for goofy ass hulk

distant vortex
#

yes i'm the #1 hulk meet and greet hater, i'll be the #1 thanos meet and greet hater too if it looks as fucking stupid

grand lintel
#

i dont even care if e ticket is shit at this point im just tired of nothing being there

distant vortex
#

Megatron actually made a child cry when I was watching him

toxic ingot
#

Everyone knows Kevin from Up is a puppet at the parks, I feel like two dudes on stilts dressed as the Hulk wouldn't even have to look that believable to work for people

distant vortex
#

I mean USH clearly has two people in the stegosaurus or whatever it is costume

toxic ingot
#

The compilations of Megatron roasting people at Universal are always fun

#

It's because Walt told them they couldn't show nip

grand lintel
#

ayo why he built like that heymickey

toxic ingot
#

Walt knows what he said

distant vortex
#

The hulk costume the state of WDI

toxic ingot
#

It is actually crazy how the TFs move. It's more believable than the movies

jovial raptor
#

Hulk got those grabby hands.

toxic ingot
#

Speaking of which, why are his sleeves like that?

distant vortex
#

they literally have this dinosaur walk

#

at ush

#

meanwhile HULK can't move his arms

toxic ingot
#

Did all the Avengers' quantum suit sleeves end in fingerless gloves? Did Scott tailor every one?

distant vortex
#

and she literally squirts water

#

hulks hands defy space

toxic ingot
#

The fact that it's the quantum suit in the first place is extremely funny because Hulk wears that for like 12 frames of the movie.

distant vortex
#

they didn't wanna animate his face ok

#

it's too hard

#

He would have looked less stupid in the hulkbuster honestly

#

i like how hawkeye's hair is blonde in that

toxic ingot
#

And Tony and Rhodey are wearing suits sized for their armor.

#

I'm now thinking about Scott sitting in his bunk making these.

#

There's no unstable molecules in this world to explain where super suits come from

distant vortex
#

I thought tony made them

toxic ingot
#

He probably did, tbh

#

But that isn't as funny

jovial raptor
#

I mean, they're all nanites so they go how they're programmed

distant vortex
#

And then Scott provided the pym particles

toxic ingot
#

Tony stopped being funny like 3 movies before this

distant vortex
#

they went fingerless so there's more green so you know it's hulk

toxic ingot
#

So Campus Hulk is specifically Endgame Concept Art Hulk

distant vortex
#

ok but isn't rhodey wearing his armor so he can walk

#

like srs comment

toxic ingot
#

The legs of it, yes

distant vortex
#

well he needs a back brace ok

grand lintel
#

wonder what they all looked like before the vfx, early suit design? black suit with dots? or their normal outfits

toxic ingot
#

They completely inverted the colors of Captain Marvel's costume in post.

#

And changed her hair too

#

This is Bigger Luke levels of headcanon

charred nexus
#

recycled pieces of a shrek costume scrapped together with a quantum suit

toxic ingot
# distant vortex well he needs a back brace ok

Not really related, but Tony has actually been called out in the comics once or twice for not updating War Machine's armor as often as his own. And the MCU kind of reflects that with Rhodey in the Big Chungus Mark IV armor while Tony is in the practically organic Mark 50 Iron Man suit.

distant vortex
#

Well that's beacuse Tony has a character arc and War Machine / Rhodey doesn't

#

Also he kinda basically stole Tony's suit

#

he's like the dude who you give your old iphone to

charred nexus
#

i mean, the original one literally stole

distant vortex
#

yeah

toxic ingot
#

I do think Rhodey liked the "walking tank" look though, because he got bigger and bigger every time

distant vortex
#

Yes, they have a line regarding that

charred nexus
#

nah armor wars still a thing (probably)

#

real rhodey will be found

distant vortex
#

But also Tony's journey in IM3 is him destroying all his suits so ofc he ain't got shit for Rhodey

toxic ingot
#

Rhodey does have a new suit in Age of Ultron though

charred nexus
#

and a new lower half of his body suit post-civil war ppRapLaugh

toxic ingot
#

When I was on the wiki looking for the number of his armor I discovered that Rhodey went through three costume changes in Endgame

grand lintel
#

Rhodeys civil war suit is pretty good compared to Tonys

#

AoU onwards sucks for Tony's suits imo

#

but i do like the IW suit

distant vortex
#

well once they become less physical they don't look/feel as cool on screen

charred nexus
#

i think the patriot suit got burned/melted

#

with extremis

grand lintel
#

yeah they become less bulky and "pannelled"

distant vortex
#

lol that armor gotta be fucked up tho

toxic ingot
#

I think the Iron Patriot was repaired and then repainted into the armor he uses in AoU

grand lintel
#

wtf is this from homecoming lmao

toxic ingot
#

It's the eyebrows. All of the suits between the VII and the L have those dumb eyebrows

charred nexus
#

they still did a mix of practical/cg suits but i think they end up fully replaced with cg in post

grand lintel
#

also civil wars bland ass color grading makes it look worse

charred nexus
#

also lmao this is secret invasion channel not generic marvel

distant vortex
#

imagine we could be talking about all this in the blessed #marvel-archive channel tho

grand lintel
#

yeah rhodey has more scratches and wear, makes it look better

#

!leave

toxic ingot
#

Th Mark III is great. I really like all the Ultron skulls

distant vortex
#

wow see you there, ADMIN MarieKiss

marble void
#

This became marvel chat 2

#

Talos and fury are the best character combo

#

I hate that we aren’t kept in suspense tbh

#

Like we know everything, it’s so boring

errant ice
#

Oh shit did I bookmark that tweet hold on

#

I DID

crisp dust
#

I ain’t reading stuff but finishing episode 1 and they did not just do Maria Hill dirty like that.

honest frigate
shut marsh
#

of course not lol

jovial raptor
#

Welp, I think Talos is though

errant ice
shut marsh
#

now ep4 was a good episode

toxic ingot
#

Aw, I liked Talos

#

They better get that guy a medal of honor or something. He died saving the president.

winged briar
#

No one's ever really gone strikes again. ugh

grand lintel
#

Good mix of practical and digital effects for the fight

errant ice
#

Also we are 3 for 4 on character dies cut to credits btw

torpid musk
#

Don Cheadle liking shade LMAO

rich prairie
#

based on some of his other likes I think he’s just not happy that they undermarketed it lol

marble void
#

Extremely expected fake death

marble void
#

And now the real one

toxic ingot
#

Rhodey 100% was not a Skrull in Endgame.

charred nexus
#

I think the idea is that he was in Falcon & Winter Solider

#

Watch his scene again, he’s talking about how unstable the world is and getting close to all out conflict again

jovial raptor
#

Yeah. He got swapped sometime between Endgame and F&WS

marble void
#

I wish they showed us the swap

#

Or at least A swap

jovial raptor
#

Yeah. Would've been a nice addition to the confirmation this week but maybe they have a plan to reveal that when they actually out her/him

marble void
#

I mean there’s no other skrull swap that hasn’t been revealed that would be good no?

#

Like every new(to the show) character we just think will be skrulls

#

Swapping talos would’ve been really good I just thought lol, then giah and fury have to rescue talos

toxic ingot
#

Rhodey and Sam in FatWS: one was a Skrull. Fury and Rhodey in Secret Invasion? Same Skrull.

marble void
#

Sam talks to his sister a bunch

toxic ingot
#

Oh yeah

#

Okay so there's like 5 and they're all from one show, 14 years in

honest frigate
#

Caught up with the show and it's insane for mcu phase 5 or 4.
I am surprised about fury having a skrull for a wife

distant vortex
#

Having fury grab a shot gun for that scene was stupid

charred nexus
#

man, there is zero discourse for this show like anywhere

#

38 min episode

charred nexus
#

If anyone else is even watching this and has the same question I did: the pilot is the guy from Black Widow

#

But goddamn what a boring episode.

#

/r/marvelstudios didn’t even put up a discussion thread lmao

rich prairie
#

It’s just kinda dull I think

charred nexus
#

I’m all for slow burn shows but this ain’t even that

rich prairie
#

Like I feel like a quarter of the show is really well written and the rest just is not on the same level at all

#

Or just have good scripts before filming begins

#

iirc they did like 2 months of reshoots on this

charred nexus
#

what was the fourth power listed on the screen when we saw what samples he had

#

there was extremis, groot, cull obsidian, and ?

#

oh right

#

also like

#

is rhodey's entire security detail also skrulls

#

he was pretty open talking about gravik there

rich prairie
#

idk why

#

But the fact that one of the security dudes just has a broken arm is kinda funny to me

#

like could they not find another guy

jovial raptor
#

I also had trouble with the pilot. I was like “have we seen him before? Cause just that short bit, I kinda like him.” Then i realized he might be the guy from BW and confirmed online

winged briar
#

sad but true

distant vortex
#

can't wait to watch today's episode, so hyped

#

Even it's defenders are fading

#

There's pretty much 0 reason a show with this concept needs to be boring. If you can't make a story interesting then just don't make a story. see: boba fett.

winged briar
#

why fury lets Skrull Rhodey go i can't figure out...he's a clear and present threat to the president and fury is like 'imma head out'

#

in the hallway before, he didn't, broken arm guy hadn't even drawn his gun

#

also Rhodey just told him Gravik needs him alive

#

its just one of the many weirdly written scenes that make this show boring

jovial raptor
#

That’s the thing, we don’t know exactly who is and isn’t a Skrull outside a few people

distant vortex
#

I hope the end episode is that they're literally all skrulls

winged briar
#

it was never earth, it was the Skrull homeworld all along

distant vortex
#

lol but that was the twist

winged briar
#

so...can Gravik die, or is extremis always going to bring him back to life? is he wolverine now?

distant vortex
#

I don’t really think so. I think there are a lot of other decisions they could have made to make this interesting / make sense

#

I’m just saying like hydra in winter soldier is more “secret invasion” than this entire show

#

I think the twist is one of the only things in captain marvel that works

#

That’s fair but tbh I think the writing still would have been bad

#

Like if they’re all united to turn into super skrull idk, would have been just as boring

winged briar
#

yeah why haven't they made an army of super skrulls, outside of gravik just being really bad at leading

distant vortex
#

I mean why aren’t they all dying from extremis

#

I assume their boot leg extremis isn’t fixed Tony version

#

I hope the ending is gravik explodes from extremis

#

Lmaooooo

winged briar
#

i was expecting a maria hill reveal on the plane

#

instead we got the boston red sox pilot

#

i mean...who knows right? the audience literally has nothing they can trust except maybe that fury is probably not a skrull? what else do we have

#

also why didn't the skrulls just replace the president? they got everyone else replaced

charred nexus
#

Man twitter has me building too high expectations again

#

I’ve accepted that Daisy isn’t gonna show up but I’ve seen multiple people with the idea now that Fury called in “the Cavalry” which is very explicitly May

#

Extremely true

winged briar
#

"Why are we in Finland?"
"I left a vial of mixed DNA that's now worthless and some clothes here in 1998"
😐

#

its the DNA...of all the avengers....just mixed into a bottle of liquid?

#

thats all i'm saying it is

#

stupid as fuck, we're on the same page

#

but the clothes...why a several thousand dollar authentication system to hide a hat, eye patch, and a pistol

#

just silly

distant vortex
#

Why would ppl think daisy would show up

#

Like for real lol

#

MCU doesn’t acknowledge AOS / that era of marvel TV. And wouldn’t all the space station shit at the end basically violate fury’s space station shit

charred nexus
#

because copium

#

that's literally all it is

distant vortex
#

I liked AOS but it wasn’t exactly prestige and also would mess up a lot of the movie stuff that they may want to use lol

charred nexus
#

i think at this point what most people want from it isn't the exact 7 seasons of the show being canon, just some of the characters coming back

distant vortex
#

Gravik needs better kills than constantly grooting people

charred nexus
#

gravik's whole CG budget went to groot-ing

#

like when they put the bag on his head it jump cut to full skrull head, no transformation

winged briar
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"Oh no, Gravik killed my friend Talos, let me shoot him once"
"Oh he's still alive, time to go"

distant vortex
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Once is more than enough

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It’s just not cool when he does it

distant vortex
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Watched the episode. This show suxx.

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Hard to even pay attention it’s so boring

shut marsh
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im still gonna finish watching it

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only 1 episode left

void loom
distant vortex
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fuck that's good

void loom
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My best work

toxic ingot
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I think this show is a good example of why "Marvelized" versions of thrillers (Cap2, FatWS) are better for the MCU than actual thrillers

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Ben Mendelssohn and Samuel L Jackson having Intense Actor Conversations would be really badass in any other show, but here it's Talos (but we wouldn't pay for his VFX) and Fury (but we saved his eyepatch for the last episode). So it's just two old guys yelling at each other

rich prairie
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I feel like the old guy yelling parts are the best lol

charred nexus
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This is beyond glup shitto

grand lintel
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Glup Shitto is Star Wars, Blorko is Marvel 🤓☝️

grand lintel
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Damn how many times they gonna show Hill dying

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Cobie Smulders keeps getting that special guest star credit

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Also I realize this show has like 0 mystery, not to say there isn't tension. But we kinda know everything going on for both parties

shut marsh
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all the mystery was gone pretty quick

grand lintel
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Yeah kind of screwed either way. Not enough surprise heroes but also it starts messing with their previous appearances if there was more

kind grove
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Putting it on Hulu too lol

charred nexus
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Lmao

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Engagement is so poor for this show

void loom
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That tweet is this sketch, with Adam Sandler as the show and Chris Farley as Disney/Hulu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXyW5w5RRFY

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Or maybe Sandler is Disney/Hulu and Chris is the show? Either way, this show ||stinks|| 😂

teal roost
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Watching Ep 5 now. I guess burying the dead is something they did on Skrullos too? (with Giah saying she needs to bury her father)

marble void
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Better episode

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The actual scenes are shot well imo, from the initial Maria hill death and other scenes like the torture and the presidents attack

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Same with giah and the wife fighting

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The plot is just so bad though

shut marsh
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the only slightly redeeming part is fury and his wife

teal roost
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I was right, it is Shooter McGavin who's in Secret Invasion. 😛

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(He's the news anchor guy)

grand lintel
glossy oak
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Oh they killed Maria Hill

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Well I don’t need to watch the rest

crisp dust
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LOL Mood Mater

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I haven’t watched past episode 1

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I am not sure when I will

glossy oak
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I liked Hill

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Now I snooze

last reef
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I feel like you could watch Episode 1 to get the general sense of plot and skip to watching the finale to get to the inevitable Marvels tie in and not be confused which is pretty bad for a “spy” thriller.

crisp dust
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Might honestly be what I do, but probably not

errant ice
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Finally watched episode 5 earlier today

distant vortex
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And?

errant ice
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I will die for Sonya

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She is MY queen

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Camp. Check.
Sassy. Check.
Brutal. Check.
Gorgeous. Check

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Oh I should actually read what y’all wrote

distant vortex
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Yeah we all love her

errant ice
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Okay good

void loom
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glossy oak
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Man I was excited for this show

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But the first episode blew

charred nexus
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It’s not the best as far as the D+ shows go

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It’s not the worst either

marble void
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Lol it’s the finale

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There’s been like 0 buildup

charred nexus
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Well, let’s see what is presumably The Marvels setup

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Shortest episode of the season lmao

errant ice
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Do I watch it now and then again with my partner or just wait till Thursday growlthink

charred nexus
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This episode is weird even for this show

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And not in a good way

charred nexus
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I don’t know if I agree with the mechanics of what’s happening right now

kind grove
glossy oak
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Bautistarm?

charred nexus
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This show is not beating the AI allegations

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This fight is literally ||chatgpt being trained on every hero in the MCU||

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I don’t want to wait like 5 years for Olivia Colman to show up again

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This episode feels like half of it was cut out in the edit

errant ice
rich prairie
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First mcu project without a post credits scene

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Did they just not give a fuck

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Like at all lol

shut marsh
charred nexus
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Wow, no credits scene either

shut marsh
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so it just sets up the marvels opening

charred nexus
woven forge
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so much for 200 mil

charred nexus
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Okay so how much you wanna bet The Marvels opens with this Kree peace summit and the new Accuser kills Vara

shut marsh
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that was a one and done show lol

rich prairie
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Im so confused at the ending lol

shut marsh
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yeah thats where cpt marvel is probably at during the trailers ppRapLaugh

charred nexus
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I wanna see the side by side comparison because I’m like 90% sure the part of him using ebony Maw powers was literally the same CG animations from infinity war

rich prairie
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there’s terrorists killing people and fury just leaves

shut marsh
rich prairie
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I mean the original comic also sucks

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For different reasons

charred nexus
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I guess Ritson starting a civil war and loosing a bunch of terrorists is why Harrison Ford will end up president in the next movie

rich prairie
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I think they should’ve just made the show better

charred nexus
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not to mention that emilia clarke is just y'know, hanging around now

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as like a fuckin Omega Skrull

shut marsh
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another op character now ppRapLaugh

glossy oak
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Marvel bad

jovial raptor
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This show was very misguided.

charred nexus
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does bautista get his $0.01 royalities for the use of his arm

jovial raptor
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Well we don’t know when Rhodey was replaced but I’m guessing it was after Endgame

inland cipher
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naw wearing hospital gown, couldn't walk, after civil war

errant ice
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Okay but why was gravik full skrull mode but giah was human mode

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Also lol at gravik screaming at fury and it wasn’t even him

inland cipher
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Giah rejecting skrulls because what they did with her father? But more like budget cgi reasons

jovial raptor
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In terms of how he was acting though, the way he was portrayed in this and FaWS is different than before. Much more loose and stuff which is why I think even with the hospital gown, it was after endgame

inland cipher
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baby thanos statement kinda could be skrull

charred nexus
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okay so

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the whole thing about "any person of off-world origin is the enemy"

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they are following the comic kind of

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after secret invasion was Dark Reign

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which led into Siege

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Which was Norman Osborn (sub in Valentina for the MCU most likely) leading the Dark Avengers (sub Thunderbolts) against New Asgard

void loom
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I wonder if they still have the receipt for this production and can get a refund

rich prairie
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I wonder how bad echo is gonna be if that’s the one they decided to drop all at once

charred nexus
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sad because it's correct

distant vortex
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And that’s why she hulk slaps

glossy oak
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And Secret Invasion sucks

winged briar
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wow that was bad

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the slight misdirect on fury at the reactor vs the hospital was fine, decent acting from gravik's actor in the reactor room. the coughing from 5 minutes of mild radiation exposure and 'if you stop taking iodine tablets continuously you die' is middle school level understanding at best. the fight was basically an anime whatif of skrull fights, the rules about extremis are completely made up (half a head blown away? no problem, stomach? death)

distant vortex
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I watched. It’s terrible

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I think that fight might be the worst fight in MCU history

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All I have to say is I told y’all the plot the was dumb from episode 1 and it was

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Also unless any of these ppl are in the marvels you’re never seeing them again lol

shut marsh
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still invested in the mcu to see how it setups the next show/movie ppRapLaugh

void loom
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I wonder how twitter is defending this at the moment

distant vortex
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Also got a serious question if a skrull takes Rhodey’s appearance would they also not be paralyzed?

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Since skrull is supposed to be down to the DNA

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the real answer for Rhodey is that they didn’t think it through when he got captured. Because even if he’s not paralyzed now - Tony would have known it wasn’t real Rhodey when he fixed him. And the leg contraption he’s seen wearing in one of the movies would not be able to be hidden under a suit.

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Literal slim fit suits

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Lol does a skrull take someone’s high blood pressure lolololololol

winged briar
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yeah we were talking and theres zero good answer about his magically healed spine

void loom
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Maybe I'm missing something, but this also has some quantamania "but why" questions, such as: "why would you not tell anyone about this for 30-years"

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Seems like a thing you'd want to fill in a few avengers on

winged briar
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no, fury has all the secrets

distant vortex
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I mean don’t even get me started on that

winged briar
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even though carol knows

distant vortex
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I said the 30 years was stupid AF back in episode 1

winged briar
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oh and the guardians (probably)

distant vortex
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It literally doesn’t make sense

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It should have been a period piece if they were really going to do this

void loom
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Carol is the worst character in the MCU because she can solve pretty much every problem in a matter of minutes but Earth means nothing to her

distant vortex
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Yeah the place she grew up on LOL

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with her friends and family LOL

winged briar
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also, rodney never gets injured revealing his skrull behavior in anything since he was turned, which means it HAS to happen after endgame

distant vortex
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means nothing lolololololol

winged briar
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listen, its a big galaxy, and her family and friends dying is something she's willing to accept