🏔️・cotl-spoilers

[opaque crescent]

É os guri tchê

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[agile pebble]

her last name is woolhaven probably

[opaque crescent]

No

Her Full name is "temi woolhaven (the npc) enjoy murder of various individuals and see no problem with death"

[agile pebble]

thats a great point actually

[opaque crescent]

Waiting

[obtuse magnet]

We got Temi Woolhaven, Zawa Mothington, Baraq Ranchard, Aniel Scholworth, Yorabba Edward the forth, Erlim Fossilhead, Rami Charle, Sariel Von Flock the second, Koka Lambingberg, Chazaq Lambingberg, Keru Lambingberg, Aza Lambingberg, and Unnamed Knight Hollow

[opaque crescent]

What?

How did you Memorized all of this?

[obtuse magnet]

I failed to forget them

[agile pebble]

so thats what you were typing for so long

[obtuse magnet]

Yea

Someone has to keep track of all their names

[opaque crescent]

You are our hero

[tired cradle]

gave that dude his heart back

guess he'll just have a follower in his chest lol

[kind pike]

I put a snowball in his chest.

[lime sorrel]

This is by far the easiest time Ewefall i've had, is this place just built for using curses? Every other time, I've built around using weapons, and it's miserable lol. or is this just the average curse fleece run (also croc goes CRAZY)

[kind pike]

the bosses are absolutely miserable in ewefall with curses only though

gorgo specifically

doesn't spawn any fervour when hit

[lime sorrel]

oh no, I've only fought abas and the three puppies so far

[kind pike]

and you need to hit the electric orbs to make him vulnerable

it's absolutely dreadful

it's like a 15 minute fight with cursed crusade

[lime sorrel]

oh that's gonna SUCK without a projectile, oh no

[lime sorrel]

wish me luck, this run is still going lol

[obtuse magnet]

Ewefall just feels easy in general aside from that weird shadow guy… but I think there was just a bug with them. I prefer it a lot more over the rot… especially the bosses

[kind pike]

the weird shadow guys have some funny quirks with them

[lime sorrel]

wait really? I'd MUCH prefer fighting rot guys over ANY of the wolves. maybe it's just the attack patterns tripping me up? it's always the shadow guys, bomb wolves, digging wolves, and the guys who have the invincible attack after you knock their helmets off that hit me

[kind pike]

you can roll into their shadows to disperse them

and divine guardian works on them, as they are projectiles 😄

[lime sorrel]

wat >:c

i really wish i knew that earlier oml

[obtuse magnet]

I just hate that all the rot bosses and a few of the enemies feel more like a damage sponge then a challenge

[kind pike]

they really have hp, don't they

[lime sorrel]

"ewefall bosses on curse only are so hard"
croc:

[kind pike]

they are so spongy

in basegame, that shoe oneshots a bishop

a crime that those bosses can also be "elites"

[lime sorrel]

dude dont get me started on that lol

[obtuse magnet]

Who’d win. One of the Five Four Bishops who crusaded against the other gods of the lands killing them or forcing them to surrender so the Bishops had free reign over the lands as an absolute power… or a single croc that you find behind a lighthouse

[lime sorrel]

did they notice people 1 tapping them with a hammer and then multiply the dlc bosses' hp by 10? lmao

[lime sorrel]

croc, because a god wore it to the beach one time

[obtuse magnet]

Not even a god, a duck who reads cards for a… can it be called a living if you don’t earn money?

[lime sorrel]

oml youre right

does he even eat? does he NEED to eat?

seems like money is a necessary thing in the cotl world

[obtuse magnet]

It’s kinda hard to tell with the ducks if they need anything… especially given Chemach and her… situation… I have no idea how she’d actually eat anything while being hung… maybe all three are just on a different level of not giving a fuck about anything

…also the fact Chemach is somehow conscious despite being hung while actively bleeding so…probably has no mortal needs like food, drink, and such…

[lime sorrel]

the wiki says this:
"The three birds hatched from the bosom of the Last of the First Gods, without a confirmed deity. "

so theyre divine? i think? maybe??

I mean any egg that gets made from the bishops/yngya are always the weird lumpy guys, the birds look relatively normal?

[agile pebble]

yeah

[agile pebble]

but the birds are special

[fossil tiger]

🫵 👁️

[agile pebble]

also explain tthis

[kind pike]

she's green.

[fossil tiger]

geiger counter clicking intensifies

[lime sorrel]

why does she have jondis

[kind pike]

I haven o explanation for the green.

[agile pebble]

she got whatsapped

[lime sorrel]

lmao

[fossil tiger]

Feral ghoul

[lime sorrel]

there wasnt enough printer ink

[agile pebble]

the green genes took over

the grenes if you will

[lime sorrel]

youve created a new grenus of animal

[kind pike]

urgh, this hurts me to read.

[agile pebble]

yes

[fossil tiger]

RBMK followers can't explode

There are no bits of graphite on the roof

[obtuse magnet]

I mean the first gods are different from the gods we see. There’s sorta three types of gods we know of.

First Gods, the original ones who made the crowns that we see/use and created the godly weapons.

Chosen gods, these are gods that Chemach gave the crowns to before she went and lost her mind. We know of three of them, Yngya, Haro, and the Fanatic.

Heretic gods, any god who found their crown after Chemach lost their mind. So the Bishops and Lambert.

Given the power of the first gods I feel like it’s safe to assume that they could probably give life without making an abomination… and I doubt they’d need to actually do anything physical for that… though no proof either way.

Also honourable mention to mystic seller because they can Darth Vader force choke Lamb without issue and have made deals with the heretic and chosen gods so clearly they’re some sort of divine/higher power

[obtuse magnet]

Mold

[agile pebble]

probably

[lime sorrel]

yo does anyone know if this is a glitch and I've actually completed the whole run? that insane run i had might be ended prematurely, i only killed 3 bosses

(i cant walk in)

[lime sorrel]

mystic seller has always been interesting to me, they seem MAD powerful, but like they're working under a boss

[obtuse magnet]

Most we know about mystic seller is they like their ether… and Lamb keeps breaking it

[lime sorrel]

also thanks for the very digestable loredump, a lot more of the story makes sense lol

[obtuse magnet]

You’re welcome

[lime sorrel]

yeah true, probably some kind of agent/disciple that keeps the universe in balance, or keeps the ether stable, or however you wanna phrase it lol

[kind pike]

well, and that mystic scammer comes from a different realm we haven't seen anything of and aren't allowed in

[lime sorrel]

dont you see it ONCE, the first time you meet them?

[obtuse magnet]

Also they probably lobotomized Chemach

[lime sorrel]

i thought they drag you in there

[lime sorrel]

ohh yeah i saw that mentioned, I havent seen any of that comic tho. do you read it in-game?

[obtuse magnet]

Yes, it’s part of the pilgrim dlc as far as I am aware

[jolly flare]

That's where it ends, and all runs consist of 3 bosses.

[kind pike]

ah, never did a run long enough to encounter that

my goons are just too needy...

[jolly flare]

[kind pike]

... I could've phrased that better.

[obtuse magnet]

[midnight glade]

I accidentally tab into this chat and see that...

[obtuse magnet]

Congrats

[midnight glade]

😭

[agile pebble]

i thought you couldnt say that😭

[kind pike]

I swear I had no bad thoughts when I typed it.

[agile pebble]

😭

[old aurora]

the word goon isn't initially referring to what you think it is lol

[agile pebble]

lmao

[fossil tiger]

What brainrot does to a mf

[serene cypress]

idk what a goon is in any context

[agile pebble]

villian henchmen

[serene cypress]

ty!

[fossil tiger]

Villain henchman, criminal or the self frickity-frickity

[serene cypress]

idk what the last thing means but it's probably better that way

[fossil tiger]

Bro is more innocent than 1 year old me

Masters of baiting

[serene cypress]

not innocent just dumb!!!

[agile pebble]

temi reference

[rotund gulch]

[rotund gulch]

[rotund gulch]

[agile pebble]

[rotund gulch]

[agile pebble]

[rotund gulch]

[rotund gulch]

[agile pebble]

hi chen how is your day going

[rotund gulch]

It's going well...

[agile pebble]

thats good to hear

[rotund gulch]

[agile pebble]

[silver hemlock]

I just realized something
Why does have 3 phases while doesn’t have any phases?

[finite kelp]

He stolethem from her

[kind pike]

she has multiple phases actually

they just blend together more

I wanna say she has like 4 different ones

[knotty dagger]

first time i fought her i went in with 3 demons and they killed her immediately so i didn't see ANY phases lmao

i reloaded to before i fought her though because like

it's not fun to not fight the boss :(

[lilac drift]

uh... true. ill go with true on that one

[obtuse scroll]

i couldn't say it before wasn't there a filter

[rotund gulch]

[obtuse magnet]

Hope you have a good day

[rotund gulch]

You too...

[obtuse magnet]

Thanks

[silver hemlock]

Also another thing

WHY did they have to be SO TERRIFYING?

Not that I'm complaining

[agile pebble]

you took like 3 years to reply😭

[rotund gulch]

[thorn cairn]

Hello

[obtuse scroll]

silence from you

[agile pebble]

bros awak🤬

[rotund gulch]

[sick laurel]

Wish there was a way to fight Hagar again like with the bishops+yngya and (please forgive me I forgot his name the wolf)

[thorn cairn]

Marchosias

[agile pebble]

Micheal

[sick laurel]

yeah micheal, michael is such a cool character

[agile pebble]

yeah micheal

[crimson yarrow]

Spoiler: ||The lamb baaaahed the baaah and baaaaah god is baaah bah bah bah ||

[lilac drift]

https://tenor.com/view/cult-of-the-lamb-cult-lamb-goat-scream-gif-4782971986949690003

[random abyss]

Spoilers: ||you run a cult in the game and play as a lamb||

[rotund gulch]

[dark herald]

you cult a run and lamb as a play

[stiff sage]

spoilers: ||cult of the lamb is a game||

[hot pivot]

no way really?

[stiff sage]

it's an earth shattering concept, truly

[crimson yarrow]

Spoiler: || The fact that only one lamb exists before two lambs appear suggests the lamb undergoes instant parthenogenesis ||

[rotund gulch]

[obtuse magnet]

Hope you have a good day

[rotund gulch]

You too...

[obtuse magnet]

Thanks

[agile pebble]

wait for real?

spoiler:||this discord server is about massive monster, a dev team who made a game called cult of the lamb||

[vernal tangle]

I finally got cotl woolhaven!

[thorn cairn]

My friend wants to call the Legendary Blunderbuss the "Anchor of the damned" but there isn't enough letters allowed to call it that. Which is a shame, it's a fire ass name

[silver hemlock]

I wonder if the Yngya we were talking to this whole time really was Yngya, or the Lamb Rot hive mind, and the real Yngya was just buried under all the viscera and hatred

[kind pike]

probably the latter

[thorn cairn]

Ok I don't know if it's a Switch thing, but I cannot turn the Woolhaven lights on(make them glow green) and it's pissing me off

if it's a Switch thing I'm going to go fucking FERAL

[mild pilot]

I'll let you in on a little secret: the souls of lambs are almost perfectly capable of copying Yngya's voice. In fact, during that path to the heart of the mountain, a somewhat corrupted voice of "Yngya" is heard. Actually, according to the script, it's not even Yngya who's speaking to you, but the collective voice of all the souls of the lambs.

Possibly the only time we hear Yngya without any soul corrupting her heart is when she asks us to return home in the DLC opening cinematic

[rotund gulch]

[timid wave]

are the bishops immortal after becoming followers? i've given them all gold skulls by now but i;'m not actually sure if i needed to do that [ping me please]

[obtuse magnet]

Narinder and River boy are the only followers to actually have the immortal trait by default.

[timid wave]

figured, thank you

[obtuse magnet]

You’re welcome

[stark tapir]

does the vampiric enchantment work with the fleece of fragile fortitude?

can I gain hearts with it?

asking here because I don't know what draws the line between "normal questions" and "spoilers". better to not risk it

[obtuse magnet]

I don’t believe so, as the fleece makes all of your hearts blue, while vampiric weapons heal red hearts

[stark tapir]

damn... I wish they added that, it'd be a cool synergy, but I do suppose it'd be a little Op... probably

[obtuse magnet]

I mean there’s a synergy with the fleece and a relic which would then enable you to do that.

Fleece of fragile fortitude for blue hearts
Blessed tears of the vengeful father to convert blue hearts to spirit hearts (which are basically temporary red hearts that last till crusade’s end.)
Then you have red hearts for vampiric weapons to heal yourself with

[agile pebble]

NO🤬🤬🤬

[acoustic knot]

Has anyone tried this yet?

Its alot of work for....just the ability to heal

[obtuse magnet]

I’m not sure… I personally haven’t but that’s because I don’t use the fleece nor have the relic

[stark tapir]

lmao I just got a rainbow card for 2x attack speed while using the legendary speedy sword

also just learned today as a result that the heavy attack is effected by attack speed

I could literally autoclicker this shit and move just by swinging it's so funny

[lime sorrel]

As others have said, no, but they have FREAKISHLY long lifespans! I put a skull necklace on leshy, and he has outlived BOTH Heket and Kallamar so far, and will probably outlive Shamura, who I picked up WAY after leshy.

[lime sorrel]

Golden end is my fav, and you just got the luckiest setup ever for it lol

Have fun with being invincible for 90% of the frames where you're attacking lol

[stark tapir]

oh it got even better

I got the tarot card to triple weapon damage but remove positives from corrupted stuff(had no corrupted stuff) and I'd been using the golden fleece...

safe to say anura got put in the blender

[lime sorrel]

Dude

That is the god tier run right there

[stark tapir]

shame it was just a quick run through to purify the relic

I forgot you don't actually fight them a 3rd time

[stark tapir]

I wish I could assign followers permanently to a task

I wanna give the executioner some peace and just have her take care of my animals, but nooo they have to actually need something for me to be able to assign it...

[past compass]

I very bravely fought yngya without touching her. this took ~3 attempts

[orchid grove]

am I doing something wrong?
I have the quest to feed a yakish minced follower meat, I've done it twice and it still hasn't popped

[kind pike]

have you done it with the right yakish?

it's one specific one

[thorn cairn]

Ok cool but 2x attack speed for the Gauntlets(which I named Claws of Suffering)

[rotund gulch]

[rotund gulch]

[obtuse magnet]

Hope you’re having a good day

[rotund gulch]

You too...

[obtuse magnet]

Thanks

[orchid grove]

Figured it out after I had already fed the right one something else

I need a giant fuckass indicator telling me which one like with follower quests

[kind pike]

you can see it in the feed menu I think.

if it has a (!) that's the one

[obtuse magnet]

Mine died before I completed the quest

[lime sorrel]

dude

[kind pike]

who is the real cult leader

[orchid grove]

Definition of pansexual

[lime sorrel]

i just wanna know if the 5 siblings know theyre sharing a spouse 0_0

[lime sorrel]

atp i dont know

[orchid grove]

And if they do
Will they tell River boy?

[fossil tiger]

Maybe the real cult leader was the friends we made along the way

[kind pike]

they certainly made more friends than you

[obtuse magnet]

What

[fossil tiger]

sad mimic noises

[fossil tiger]

Who needs friends when you have C O I N

[obtuse magnet]

Rathbone would like to have a word with you… like maybe one person will get this reference

[finite kelp]

: my cult is in a polycule and im not allowed to be part of it

[kind pike]

when you make a [redacted]cult but you're not a part of it yourself.

[obtuse magnet]

I mean, Lamb could just use the marry ritual on all them to force themselves into it

[kind pike]

<@&353187254874931221> another one

🔪

🙏 mods 🙏

[obtuse magnet]

It looks like you’re trying to sacrifice the mods in my opinion

[kind pike]

🤷

[burnt canopy]

Drops this and leaves

[barren mist]

oh my goodness this is beautiful

aweee

im in awe over this holy cow

[waxen jasper]

aww

[burnt canopy]

Yngyagar saving me from art block

[waxen jasper]

btw how do i get the executioner as a follower? or can you not?

[burnt canopy]

You can

[waxen jasper]

do i wait it out

?

[burnt canopy]

You have to ||spare her twice||

||Did she appear in woolhaven?||

[waxen jasper]

yeh

||shes at the part where all the other ghost lambs are||

[burnt canopy]

Did you summon sariel too?

[waxen jasper]

if you tell me that in more detail i probablt have

idrk the names of the characters

[burnt canopy]

You have to summon all of the characters that have a place in the game

[waxen jasper]

ohhh

[burnt canopy]

Example: ||Chazaq and the shop, Koka and the tarots etc||

Sariel is the ||groundkeeper||

If you summon all of them, after a few days you'll be able to ||spare her again||

[waxen jasper]

then no 😭 thanks for letting me know! ill get to doing that now

byee 👋👋

[burnt canopy]

Byeee!!

It's ok it took me a while to figure it out too!

[kind pike]

after that it's timebased. after a couple days you'll get an ultimatum and you get to keep her.

[waxen jasper]

thanks!

[obtuse magnet]

Also have to have built Rami’s place… I forget if you have to enter it though. I just know a few people got confused why she didn’t show up/have that ultimatum but building Rami’s place fixed it

[orchid grove]

The option to spare her the 2nd time didn’t pop up for me until I was half way through the legendary weapons

[burnt canopy]

That is odd

When I got the chance I didn't unlock any legendary weapon yet

[orchid grove]

I’m glad it popped at all since unannounced to me, she locked a legendary weapon fragment

[rotund gulch]

[rotund gulch]

[sweet lagoon]

is the “feed yakish some meat” quest bugged bc i’ve tried for 4 days now 💔

[orchid grove]

The game doesn’t give you much of a clue for it
But you need to feed one specific yakish which is marked when you go to feed it

[kind pike]

- so it does give you a clue

[sweet lagoon]

oohh i seee

[rotund gulch]

[zenith basin]

yo i just got a Respect Thy Mother achievment

first attempt : D

Yngya is kinda easy tho

[thorn cairn]

THE GAME HEARD ME
The lights are on..

[orchid grove]

Easier than Marchosias for sure
But still probably the 2nd hardest boss
Followed by Kallamar

[kind pike]

it depends how prepared you are

if you go in with infinity hp, who cares

[lilac drift]

or infinite damage

[rotund gulch]

[obtuse magnet]

Hope you have a good day

[rotund gulch]

You too...

[obtuse magnet]

Thanks

[rotund gulch]

[obtuse magnet]

[zenith basin]

I just farmed hp iin my cult

[midnight topaz]

Do we know how easily lambert has canonically done some of their feats? (for ex: we know theyre the new god of death, but how easily did they beat nari?)

(yes i’m trying to powerscale lambert)

[crimson yarrow]

Spoiler: || There is a particular feline with 3 eyes that marries the lamb. They live happily ever after roll credits.||

[young sedge]

spoiler: ||me and midas gets married and he gets thrown into a deepfryer ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️||

[waxen jasper]

||midas is one of my disciples and I got him out of his coward trait, I feel a bit to generous towards him and i havent actually given him any punishments||

[umbral granite]

(Cries in iPhone player)

[waxen jasper]

IPHONE?

oh wait yeah

isnt it like

arcade or smth

[lime sorrel]

prison pauses a follower's hunger meter, and i gave mine a ||golden skull necklace :3||

[fallen kettle]

UGLY ass baby….. ||finally got midas on this save…. I GUESS i can house him… yucky…||

[fallen kettle]

Do yall have half as much lag as switch players do …. cries in switch player… cant have more than 30 followers without my switch freaking out…

I was thinking about playing it on my phone but

Im kinda…. Not trusting it

[fallen kettle]

Sooo speaking of midas || apparently when you do rite of tithes ritual before you fully grab him as a follower… HE FREAKING STEALS THAT TOO. The ragebait bro… i want this man dead.||

[thorn cairn]

Yup

Have you built ||the wolf trap to put gold a gold bar in it yet?||

[trail needle]

This mans face bro im crying

[sour plinth]

I killed Marchosias in one hit and it bugged out the game. It can't decide whether he's dead or alive because he died way too quickly 😭

It also bugged out his phases

So oops

[sour plinth]

As a fellow switch player. Don't get 70 followers like I did 💔

[fallen kettle]

You did WHAT

😟

please tell me you didnt do this on a switch one or lite…

Sweats in switch one player…

My old lite once handled like 35 and then randomly started going insane…. Never again😭💔

[agile pebble]

@young sedge speech bubble /j

[thorn cairn]

Just watched my best mate destroy Flockade without breaking a sweat. He lost only once and that was when he was practicing the game. Betting wool? Won left and right.

No trouble with Sariel at all. In fact he probably did the best play I could've ever thought of with the pieces given to him.

[rotund gulch]

[molten nymph]

That’s really impressive!

[kind pike]

slap sariel from me as well, please.

[obtuse magnet]

Hope you have a good day

[rotund gulch]

You too...

[obtuse magnet]

Thanks

[zenith basin]

I achieved no damage lesly today : D heket is next

Btw chat what is yall favourite boss?

[zenith basin]

Worm

[thorn cairn]

"Sariel is the toughest opponent"
Bet

[kind pike]

hey, he got 1 point

[thorn cairn]

true

[obtuse magnet]

I was gonna make a joke but they removed the Lamb nerd emote so I can’t even use a nerd emote for it

[thorn cairn]

NOOOOOOO

"omg Sariel is so tough"
I haven't lost to that man ONCE
I had a harder time with Rami. AND THEY DON'T EVEN PLAY FLOCKADE 😭

[obtuse magnet]

Rami was when I finally got good at flockade, I only lost to Sariel once and that was basically because I couldn’t really react. Had a good full board, would win nine times out of ten. Unfortunately it was that tenth time and he got the rotted shepherd ruining everything

[thorn cairn]

How much wool do ya'll wanna bet that I can beat him 3 times in a row

[obtuse magnet]

I have no need for wool

[thorn cairn]

On my first 20 wool bet against him in this session that was the first piece he played for some unknown reason

[obtuse magnet]

So uh all of it

[thorn cairn]

My 3619 wool?

[obtuse magnet]

Did they give Sariel a lobotomy?

[obtuse magnet]

Sure, and I’ll bet all of my 155 wool

[thorn cairn]

aight

Regular or Advanced?

I'll do Advanced

Not looking too hot right now

alright the. "fun" part

Whoever wins, wins

WE NEVER LOSE BABYYYYYY

[obtuse magnet]

[thorn cairn]

your 115 wool. Hand it over/j

[obtuse magnet]

🐑x115

[thorn cairn]

OH YEAH I FOUND OUT WHERE TO PUT THE GOAT AREA

it's currently sitting inbetween Woolhaven and Ewefall

[obtuse magnet]

perfect

[sour plinth]

I did it on a switch 1. And lemme tell you something: the framerate drops significantly, things start bugging and its just overall hell

But I can manage (barely)

[obtuse magnet]

Should get some more followers

[waxen jasper]

whats her name again? i forgot 🥹

[obtuse magnet]

Aniel

[kind pike]

"the censored that makes you play flockade"

doesn't roll off well off the tongue

[waxen jasper]

thanks 👍

[obtuse magnet]

You’re welcome

[obtuse magnet]

What’s wrong with flockade? It beats the alternative

[kind pike]

the alternative is not playing flockade.

[obtuse magnet]

The alternative is playing knucklebones

[kind pike]

what, "not playing any of them" isn't an option?

[mild pilot]

Analazibel III Valgenshin

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-sleeping-sleepy-cat-cat-cute-gif-5647373625706459185

[obtuse magnet]

Not anymore. Gambling is mandatory now

[rotund gulch]

[agile pebble]

temi

[fallen kettle]

Im strictly gonna just do whoevers on my list (spoilers for late game followers)

So my switch doesnt DIE😭💔

Im using this as a checklist because idk i like order and completion:3

[sour plinth]

I have all of those so far. (Except some of these guys are dead and need to be revived 😭)

Nice list btw

[fallen kettle]

Question tho

As a fellow switch one player, how many followers did you have until your switch was like “nah bro im done”

Im paranoid i wont be able to have my 30 ish followers (assuming i have rot followers for their poop to make my plants never freeze) without my switch lagging

I keep getting mixed responses from google

[sour plinth]

Around 43 followers. It all went downhill there. My offerings spaz out all over the place, bed management is messy, they require a WHOLE ton of food which require two farm areas, and during the snow, its extra laggy because of overlaying textures

The switch still runs the game perfectly fine. But expect tons of random crashes and lag spikes

[fallen kettle]

Ough yeah i bet snow is a bitch to handle when you have THAT much going on

[sour plinth]

I'll send some videos to show just how bad switch can be 😭

[sour plinth]

Believe me, it IS

Too much lag.

[fallen kettle]

im not like NEW to cotl or anything (literally have all the dlcs most since they released) but i was always super like strict with myself when it came to follower amounts

Due to the switches reputation

[sour plinth]

One time my game crashed just for opening up the follower revival menu

[fallen kettle]

Now with woolhaven i feel bad for most of the doggo minibosses so… whats like 10 more to my list :’3

[sour plinth]

I'm sure you'll be alright

It's bad, but not the worst as they say

Here are the vids btw

[fallen kettle]

This is why i dont actually use the tax enforcer LMAOO

i just wanted a hat on sozos bald ass head

😭💔✌️

[sour plinth]

I keep the tax enforcer to see just how much money can stack inside of the hat

Its funny when it explodes

[fallen kettle]

Dude that last glitch is straight out of a horror au on youtube

I would be SCARED

(I was a creepypasta kid LMAO…)

[fallen kettle]

My headcanon is the hat is a void

Thats how they fit all that in

[sour plinth]

This scared the shit outta me when it originally happened. Someone told me to make an AU out of it. And it's still a bit in the making (i take a long time to draw)

[sour plinth]

Wouldn't be too far-fetched considering how wacky this game is

[fallen kettle]

Ngl my autistic ass would make it similar to this one tiktok total drama island au “island of the slaughter” (content warning for g*re chat not for the faint of heart)

Basically tldr: followers who died in your hooves during the bloodmoon ritual come out right

So what if that particular ritual/night actually turned AGAINST the lambs favor?

What is supposed to be a nice heaven turns to hell as the spirits make it their goal to torment the lamb for their misdeeds

Even trying to resurrect them to appease them glitches out, its too late now

(Sorry i love writing LMAO)

[sour plinth]

Wait. This writing is actually kinda fire? (I'm stealing your idea. It's mine now twin 🥹)

[fallen kettle]

Yippee!

To make it even more gloomy, mention the ones who may have simply been used as breeders

(Pretty much bought just for their traits to make new followers then promptly killed off)

Imagine them thinking about their children

[sour plinth]

Also all good. I used to like writing 😔

[fallen kettle]

The agony of not seeing them hatching

Watching you take the credit

[fallen kettle]

I am a horror au writer at heart

🎶

Ive read a LOT of different stuff over the years… i feel so old mentioning creepypasta cause now people have infection aus and stuff

(Only 18 but… yeah)

[sour plinth]

I have a little story that's sorta similar to your idea.

It basically involves my first ever dissentor and their unborn child (the egg rotted away). So basically its them getting revenge on the lamb for not only letting the kid die, but also for losing all faith in them for their crimes

I have a concept image

Here ya go

[sour plinth]

Was never the type to get into infection AU's tbh. Most of them were kinda corny. So it was hard looking for one that struck my interest. I wish it was that easy to like a particular story no matter its premise 😔

[fallen kettle]

Ouuhh! I see

[fallen kettle]

Yeah true i only liked a specific trolls au

[sour plinth]

I'm trying to make new types of story AU'S for myself. Mostly based off of well known creepy pastas. That and personal experiences

Its also because I wanna get back into writing. There's still a lot of stories that I want to tell people

[rotund gulch]

[solemn cloak]

controversial opinion (maybe?) :
cotl yuri > cotl yaoi

[mild pilot]

:0

[solemn cloak]

i mean just saying

[mild pilot]

You have vision 👌

[solemn cloak]

hagar and yngya are my vision curently

[mild pilot]

Hehe

[solemn cloak]

ehehe

[mild pilot]

I thought I had a Hagar sprite to put next to Yngya, but I don't F

[solemn cloak]

:')

[rotund gulch]

[obtuse magnet]

Hope you have a good day

[rotund gulch]

You too...

[obtuse magnet]

Thanks

[rotund gulch]

[obtuse magnet]

[thorn cairn]

I may have accidentally made Koka depressed by putting her in the Goat's universe

I won't be sharing her or the other 3 I've done until I'm completed with them

all of them

[obtuse magnet]

I mean… she did kill her kids so… deserved

[mild pilot]

That sounds logical

[thorn cairn]

Goat Temi is
Something

Small creature with predator teeth

[obtuse magnet]

They’re pure and innocent

[thorn cairn]

You wish

Drawing Goat Chazaq
My drawing pad needs to be taken away from me

[vocal panther]

Wish I could draw lol

[vocal panther]

Real

[mild pilot]

My God, it's identical to Chazaq

[thorn cairn]

Next on my Goat list is Erlim
Then I have to decide between Yorroba and Zawa

[mild pilot]

I'm betting everything on Zawa 🔥

[strong knoll]

I want to express my deep frustration with how dev handled unique followers, specifically Narinder (The One Who Waits).

Giving an ancient, calculating god of death randomized traits like "Hot-Headed" completely destroys his character, lore, and ruins the gameplay. He behaves like a generic thug, starting constant fights. This feels like lazy development and completely ruins entire campaign, because a key figure in the plot and lore causing trouble for my settlement.

dozens of hours of progress are wasted because of this

Please fix this by locking unique, lore-accurate traits for Narinder and the Bishops, or give us an official in-game tool to remove these gameplay-breaking traits

[obtuse scroll]

youre gonna want to sit down for this

[median spruce]

imagine if we had something like
like an exorcism building
and we could remove triats with it

[lone root]

exactly

[thorn cairn]

Alright I took a break from drawing Goatfied Yngya Disciples
Time to get back to work sigh

Back to the mines

[serene cypress]

I'm pretty sure they don't start fights unless you're at the Cult. and even then it gives you a BIG warning with sound effects and an arrow telling you to stop the fight. and Pacifists can do it for you. it's not that bad

[obtuse magnet]

Instructions unclear. Made Narinder worse

[median spruce]

pfft

[tacit notch]

imagine a hotheaded, terrified of death, jerk (midas)

[median spruce]

at least its accurate

[obtuse magnet]

Isn’t an accurate Midas a dead Midas?

[thorn cairn]

They're done
All 10 of them

[strong knoll]

and how do I get this option? and does it lets me replace existing traits?

[strong knoll]

I don't want my followers to be gopniks in the first place. especially not Narinder. I have too much of thugs irl in my neighbourhood

[serene cypress]

you can remove any trait, add a random trait, or shuffle all traits. it's a building from the Woolhaven DLC

[kind pike]

no cooldown, random trait is changed every day

but it does cost a woolhaven resource

[strong knoll]

wdym changed/ I cannot set new trait permanently?

[kind pike]

it is permanent

but if you don't want the one that is being offered, you need to wait till tomorrow for a new one, I mean

as it does offer negative traits as well

[strong knoll]

And how lonng is to grind to unlock this wonder? How many of my children gonna suffer because RNG decided to turn my Narinder into a dumbass brute?

[kind pike]

it's pretty quick in the dlc

and the resource you can get through missionary

and offering statues

[strong knoll]

I hope you right

really tho, Narinder isn't like this. Hot Headed would suit Heket more

If I start Woolhaven befire I recruit the rest of 4 bishops, will that ruin anything? you can spoiler

[kind pike]

only if you're on permadeath and you die on the way 😉

[strong knoll]

Dying to save one true love is a right thing to do

Also, thank you for being civil. I was expecting ragebait attempts

[kind pike]

🤷

I try to be informative. Or a smartass. One of the two.

[strong knoll]

Uusually when i express frustration, I get bunch of jerks trying to mock me and ruin my mood even further.

Anyways, exorcism altar you say. Gonna try it

[kind pike]

Generally, people don't try to ruin someone's mood further. They're just lost in the moment.

but it sure can be frustrating