MK8 Deluxe

[meager abyss]

Damn

I doubt he will ever return

[neon quest]

Yeah, though, it would be a really nice surprise for longtime MP fans

[meager abyss]

He doesnt look that different from jr after all

[neon quest]

True

[meager abyss]

I added a couple more characterz

[neon quest]

Oo

[neon quest]

BIG MAN SPOTTED

[meager abyss]

Yes

And the octolings

[neon quest]

Yeah, they'd be fun

I really like the Inklings, the Octolings joining would be cool too

[meager abyss]

I hope if they do keep the splatoon reps that the different colours are more unique

[neon quest]

Ye!

[meager abyss]

Splatoon is pretty big so I wouldn't be surprises if they add octolings in 9

[neon quest]

They and the Splatoon idols would be a really fun addition

[meager abyss]

Agreed

I doubt they will do all splatoon idols

But maybe if they do its like skins

So you have carrie and marie in one slot

[neon quest]

Yeah

[meager abyss]

Marina and pearl in one slot and shiver frye and big man in one slot

[neon quest]

I feel like all the idols par Big Man can pass as Medium weights

[meager abyss]

I think its most likely for them to just do shiver frye and big man tho

Or pherhaps the splatoon 4 idols lmao

[meager abyss]

Agreed

[meager abyss]

Considering how fast this series is going

[neon quest]

All the idols are medium except Big Man who I think would be a Cruiser

[meager abyss]

But I kinda doubt we will see splatoon 4 before mk9

[neon quest]

Ye

[meager abyss]

But who knows

[neon quest]

Ye, nobody expected the Inklings to show up in the first place lmao

Hell, MK is full of surprises

Nobody expected R.O.B. to show up in DS

[meager abyss]

R.O.B is so odd

[neon quest]

Yeah, and I love it

[meager abyss]

Dude got into smash and mk

[neon quest]

In my opinion, the best MK characters are those that are completely unpredictable

[meager abyss]

Meanwhile we don't even have kirby in mk yet

[neon quest]

WE REALLY NEED HIMMM

[meager abyss]

I doubt we will ever get him in mario kart but I really want beedle

Or revali or something

[neon quest]

Who?

[meager abyss]

And revali is the cocky bird guy

[neon quest]

Oh yeah lmao

Ehhhh Revali I get

This fella, not so much

[meager abyss]

I just like him

Cool design

Epic backpack

Funny

[neon quest]

Ye, I get ya

[meager abyss]

I also put his mii on my Miitopia squad

so extra points for that

[neon quest]

Lmao

[meager abyss]

Whos your fav nintendo character?

[neon quest]

Dry Bones

[meager abyss]

Ah I see why you didn't like me sending it to the shadow realm

[neon quest]

Yep lmao

The dude is my main in every MK he's appeared in

[meager abyss]

I think its Toad for me

Same reason

[neon quest]

La creatura

HOW DID SHY GUY GET DIFFERENT COLOUR ALTS BEFORE TOAD

[meager abyss]

Ikr

The dumb thing is that they already have the 3d models for the toad variants

Cuz you see all types of toads in the backgrounds

[neon quest]

EXACTLY

AND THEY JUST

DIDN'T DO IT???

[meager abyss]

So dumb

I will never understand nintendo

[slate orbit]

the inklings and octolings could have the genders compiled into styles

[meager abyss]

I think the current system works fine tbh

But yeah your right

[neon quest]

What if they made it so if you had Splatoon 2 or 3 save data on your account, you could port your Inkling or Octoling with their clothes

[slate orbit]

it just takes some space out of the roster that can be used for better things like other racers

[slate orbit]

holy shit comeback is cooking

[neon quest]

I think it should be just 2 spaces for Splatoon

1 space for Inklings and Octolings, 1 space for the idols

[meager abyss]

That would be awesome

Probaly very hard to do tho

[neon quest]

True, but still pretty cool

[slate orbit]

also yo comeback

[neon quest]

Yo

[slate orbit]

wanga play minecraft

[neon quest]

Sorry Gwen, I was hoping I could get some art done today

[slate orbit]

thats fine

[neon quest]

But motivation is a pain in the ass

[slate orbit]

solution

cut off your ass

[neon quest]

OW

[slate orbit]

did you cut off your ass

[neon quest]

Yeah

[slate orbit]

damn

[meager abyss]

I feel that

[meager abyss]

Do yall think we will ever get pokemon reps in mario kart?

Im not sure since its technically not 1st party

Finally bellsprout in MK

Also what tf is this image man

[neon quest]

I'm HOPING TO GOD Pikachu and Eevee are in the next game

[meager abyss]

The sonic dude as the icon?

[neon quest]

They would be so fun

[meager abyss]

True

[slate orbit]

why tf is silver the icon

[meager abyss]

No clue

[neon quest]

I'd absolutely love a Pokémon rep

Imagine racing through a Pokémon-based track where it takes place in a Pokémon stadium

And the environment changes every race like in Animal Crossing

And different types of Pokémon do different moves to interact with the track and racers

[meager abyss]

My actual predictions for mk9 characters are: octolings, zelda and tom nook

[neon quest]

I just want Mametchi

The single soul I want to see

[meager abyss]

I'd be very surprised if zelda is not gonna be in mk9

[neon quest]

Zelda in MK would be cool

[meager abyss]

Just having link in mk9 would seem odd imo

[neon quest]

True

He was such an odd choice in the first place

||BECAUSE HIS TRACK WAS SHIT||

[meager abyss]

Lmao

The most odd thing about link was the update imo

Like out of the blue new mario kart update

And all it did was new link skin and bicycle, glider and tires?

As far as Im aware

[neon quest]

Yep

The most random ass thing to ever happen in MK

And it's the only time I just didn't care for an out-of-nowhere character

I just don't care for Link

[mystic raven]

Incineroar could be a fun character

[meager abyss]

Why is that?

[neon quest]

I mean

[meager abyss]

[neon quest]

Driving as a buff tiger in a game with a fat Italian would be fun as hell

[meager abyss]

I hate that thing

[mystic raven]

His tricks would be top notch h

[meager abyss]

My least fav Pokémon by far

[mystic raven]

How dare you?!

[meager abyss]

I just don't like it

[neon quest]

Yamper my beloved

[meager abyss]

Shrimple as that

[mystic raven]

Who’s that?

[meager abyss]

Yamper is cool

[mystic raven]

Oh that British household dog

[neon quest]

CORGI

[meager abyss]

But why is that?

[mystic raven]

He could warm up a nice cuppa everywhere you are

[neon quest]

I just didn't care for him

Unlike other crossover characters, Link just kinda has no

Reason to be here

I know it sounds weird, but he just doesn't fit at all to me

Unlike R.O.B. or Mametchi, he just doesn't fit at all

[meager abyss]

but the tomogachi, sushi thing and blinky did...?

[neon quest]

Yeah, but they're silly little gremlins

[meager abyss]

I mean ig in terms of art style

[neon quest]

Link is a grown ass man lmao

[mystic raven]

I just think that Mametchi isn’t needed

[meager abyss]

Toon link would have been better

[mystic raven]

I don’t care for it

[neon quest]

I would tear your body apart, then I realised there's the chance I'm the only person in the server who cares about Mametchi lmao

[quasi wedge]

I hope 0 crossover reps

[lone agate]

If we ever did it would probably be the trainers

[neon quest]

But Pikachu using a hot rod would be sick as hell

[slate orbit]

so @neon quest
we recently decompiled sonic generations and this is what we've done with it (i wouldve not sent it in horrible tiktok form but im not bothered using a twitter downloader)

[neon quest]

Fun fact: In Sonic and Sega All Star Racing's prototypes, Sonic was planned to run on-foot lmao

[slate orbit]

comeback you assume i, a sonic obsessed freak of a girl doesn't know this

[neon quest]

[Explodes]

[meager abyss]

The red shells look so uncanny lmao

[neon quest]

https://x.com/_ShaneGill_/status/1811440631836754298?t=uh_4IOud-U_YXsV3kh-TXg&s=19

Shane Gill (@_ShaneGill_) on X

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has now outsold the NES

Twitter · Jul 11, 2024, 4:41 PM

What the fuck do you mean MK8D has outsold a fucking CONSOLE

[slate orbit]

mario kart 9 isn't coming soon i guess

[neon quest]

LIKE

WHAT THE FUCK

THIS GAME IS A

RE-RELEASE OF A WII U GAME

WHY THE FUCK HAS IT BECOME THIS BIG????

[meager abyss]

What a Wii U?

[neon quest]

ÆÆÆ

[meager abyss]

Im joking but that is the reason tbh

Wii U did horribly

Switch did amazing

[neon quest]

LIKE, IS THIS THE POWER THE WII U COULD'VE HAD IF NINTENDO DIDN'T FUMBLE THE WII U???

[meager abyss]

Maybe

I doubt it

But maybe

[neon quest]

Like, this is just outright MONSTROUS

[slate orbit]

if only they didn't call it the wii u

[neon quest]

Literally any other name

But just, oh my god

MK8D has become a gaming behemoth

[slate orbit]

also comeback how close is the switch to out selling the ps2 rn?

[meager abyss]

Nah its a brilliant name

They should have called the switch the swii

[neon quest]

Well, let's see

The Switch is on 141.32 million units

... Holy shit

The PS2 sold roughly 155 million

[slate orbit]

so its possible

[neon quest]

If 14 million people want to buy the Switch

Despite the fact the new console is to be released early next year

And it has backwards compatibility

[slate orbit]

its to be announced by early next year

not released

[neon quest]

I just need MK9 the copium is running out

[slate orbit]

DUDE

I WAS JUST CATCHING SOMR POKÉMON SO I COULD TRADE SOME ACROSS SYSTEMS

I FOUND A SHINY LECHONK

[neon quest]

CATCH IT

[slate orbit]

I DID

[neon quest]

YIPPEEE

[slate orbit]

its on poco path so its a guaranteed catch tho lol

[neon quest]

Lmao

[slate orbit]

i was literally just trying to transfer some shinys and a mew over

and found another shiny

[neon quest]

LMAO

[slate orbit]

im now trading four tarountula over for two shiny toxel a shiny goomy and a mew

[neon quest]

Hell yea

Also, speaking of Pokémon

I just got the joke of the Pokémon anime with Meowth

Like oh my god, it makes so much sense now

Meowth keeps going after Pikachu because Meowth is a cat and Pikachu is a mouse

It's literally cat chases mouse

[slate orbit]

so now the joke in the new anime is that the kidnappers steal the shiny turtle inside the necklace?

[neon quest]

Lmao, yeah

[slate orbit]

also can i just say
liko > ash

[neon quest]

WEED CAT-

[slate orbit]

ash was annoying until unova

im not sitting through 20 seasons of mid

[neon quest]

I love how in Smash Ultimate, Palutena's guidance for Pokémon Trainer starts with Pit saying something like "Hey, it's that little twerp!" or something along those lines, being a reference to how Team Rocket called Ash twerp

[slate orbit]

pit is a rocket admin confirmed

[neon quest]

Oh, he talks about the messed up nature of catching Pokémon

Viridi and Palutena even join in

The fact trainers keep Pokémon in tiny balls and when they are not used anymore or become weak, they're just trapped in their Pokéballs until they die

Pit even mentioning his own Pokémon, "PikaPit", presumably a Pikachu he caught that died

[slate orbit]

damn they don't know that the Pokémon can break out of the ball whenever after capture

[neon quest]

Viridi wants the human race extinct, she wouldn't know about that because she's hyperfocused on wanting all humans dead lmao

(Or she's too busy writing a thesis on Piranha Plants)

[slate orbit]

isn't she the goddess of nature?

[neon quest]

Yeah, hence why she wants humans dead

[slate orbit]

can't she just kill them?

[neon quest]

Hell, she fucking DESPISES Mewtwo

Palutena's guidance for Mewtwo straight up just has Viridi tell Pit to KILL Mewtwo

Not even knock it out, full on DESTROY it

[slate orbit]

mewtwo shares her goals

mewtwo hates humanity too

[neon quest]

Yeah, but I don't think she knows that lmao

[slate orbit]

is she do are is having stupid

[neon quest]

Yeah, it's unfortunate the DLC fighters par Piranha Plant don't have unique guidances

They all just have one with the characters saying they're from a "different dimension" or something and that they have no idea who they are

I would've LOVED to have seen them talk about Steve

[slate orbit]

"why.. why us he so blocky?"

-Viridi

[neon quest]

Pit: Hey, has this guy's model finished loading yet, or-
Palutena: Pit! You can't say that!
Pit: Sorry, Lady Palutena! But he just looks so... Out of place
Viridi: Angel Land has loads of strong and handsome soldiers, and you're one to talk!
Pit: Well I- HEY!

[slate orbit]

also i feel like pit would go crazy over joker

[neon quest]

YO

IMAGINE PIT AND KAZOOIE BANTER

Kazooie and Viridi would just start fighting and Kazooie would just keep going with no remorse lmao

[slate orbit]

alwo while we're having this convo im simaltaniously pissing off a homophobe with nothing but sonic gifs

[neon quest]

LMAO

[slate orbit]

he's begging the server owner to ban me

im a mod

[neon quest]

You can literally get them banned lmao

[slate orbit]

i plan on it

I'm just having a little fun first

huh turns out this guy also likes the leader of Germany in 1940

[neon quest]

@quasi wedge Just got a perfect race on N64 Peakimari Desert

[quasi wedge]

Oh so now you say it’s peak

[neon quest]

Only got hit a single time and frontran the whole race

On one hit, I literally just put a banana back and they ran into it lmao

[mystic raven]

Mk Saturday

[neon quest]

I mean, I could do a few races today in a worldwide room

[slate orbit]

there's not been an event for almost a month now

[neon quest]

Yeahhh

The server just ain't up to it atm

[slate orbit]

i suggest Pokémon-

[neon quest]

How

[slate orbit]

ladder tournament

[neon quest]

Oh yeah lmao

[slate orbit]

im totally not suggesting this because I play professionally-

[neon quest]

It's just we haven't really got much interest in the events as of late

The last MK tournament went horribly

[slate orbit]

how?

i wasn't able to show up

[neon quest]

Just nothing went well, room kept crashing, VC was a mess

[slate orbit]

vc is always a mess for mk

[mystic raven]

Just make a smash bros tourney event

That would be fun

[slate orbit]

is suggest that be a bracket tournament too

id*

[mystic raven]

Yes

Like 2v2s

And the winner gets nothing

[slate orbit]

1v1s so we can verify the wins

[mystic raven]

Just pride and the name colour

Sorry meant 1v1

[slate orbit]

have a third person kill themselves before they start fighting

[mystic raven]

My bad

[slate orbit]

so they can spectate

[mystic raven]

Just make a room and then let 2 people fight and the rest spectate

Is there an online tourney mode actually?

[slate orbit]

wait yeah shit i forgot about that

theres a built in ladder tournament thing

[mystic raven]

Who’s your main actually?

Sonic

Right?

[slate orbit]

sonic, olimar, Pikachu, Isabelle and samus

[mystic raven]

Incineroar

Thats the only one I’m actually good with

[slate orbit]

i despise incineroar

playing him that is

he's insanely easy to counter with over half the roster

[mystic raven]

Did you know you can deal 90% damage when you parry/revanche someone 3 times and hit them with a revanche attack

[slate orbit]

solution Sonic's spring projectile

it ignores the damn shields

[mystic raven]

Parry is a really good combo starter most of the time

[mystic raven]

What

Does sonic have a projectile? And how does that work?

[slate orbit]

zl

[slate orbit]

his recovery is a projectile if not used on the ground

it falls straight down and can stop recoveries

[mystic raven]

How does the no shield work?

[slate orbit]

its probably just a glitch it just does that

[mystic raven]

I hate incineroars recovery cause it’s like gambling
You go the right way or death

[slate orbit]

let's go gambling!!

dies

aww dangit

[mystic raven]

Aww god dammit

Sonic is just annoying is hell

[slate orbit]

he's pretty easy to adapt to fighting

[mystic raven]

He’s a hard counter to Incineroar I think

[slate orbit]

id suggest setting up a few lv 9 cpu 1v1s with one of em on random and one on sonic

and just watching how each character can beat him

[mystic raven]

Im not gonna swap mains he’s just the perfect character for me

[slate orbit]

then set up a bunch of 1v1s of incineroar vs sonic

and watch em

[mystic raven]

It’s fun to turn the tides with counter or neutral b and juggle em

[mystic raven]

I don’t care he gets countered by everything

I just like to play as him

[slate orbit]

watching the cpu is really useful to learning your main

[mystic raven]

I play games for fun not to win

[mystic raven]

I’ve played a lot of online matches with him and I understand

[slate orbit]

sometimes i forget smash has online

probably because the servers are horrific

[mystic raven]

That half of the roster

More then the half

But I’ve won games against your sonic so I’m proud

And I just discovered he’s a character that’s get countered everywhere

[slate orbit]

i started maining him a few months ago

aka when we last played

[mystic raven]

Wait have you been training?

[slate orbit]

a big chunk of the roster is missing here

[mystic raven]

Still

[slate orbit]

I've been playing alot on smash 3ds so he doesn't have the shield glitch with his recovery

[mystic raven]

Revanche is very fun :3

[slate orbit]

I've been playing more ultimate recently tho to get a feel for the slightly different physics

[mystic raven]

Fox has a hard time when u just time it right

[slate orbit]

fox is just horrible in ultimate

he's had such a downgrade

and its kinda justified

[mystic raven]

And when you have the max amount of revanche just time the down smash and look at him go

[mystic raven]

He’s still an S- rank I think

[slate orbit]

dosent feel like it

[mystic raven]

Skill issue tbh

[slate orbit]

i like to watch the competitive stuff when its on and his players get mutilated

(i dont intend on playing comp smash)

[mystic raven]

Falco is more fun to play in my opinion

[slate orbit]

he's just a better character

[mystic raven]

Hands of my…….

[slate orbit]

no.

[meager abyss]

[meager abyss]

Awh man

[mystic raven]

Mk??

[neon quest]

I might have to pass, my little brother is being dumb and playing his music really loud and I can't concentrate on anything

I MIGHT be able to host something in 30 minutes time tho

[mystic raven]

Okay ✅

[neon quest]

Well, not really host something

I might just enter an online room and let y'all join lmao

[mystic raven]

U know you could try it one more time the Mario kart event because I think we played it to much

Let’s just play it once in a while so the it feels special

[neon quest]

Yeahhh, thing is, server ain't been that busy lately

Think everyone's still in the process of finishing school and such before August rolls around

[mystic raven]

Or people don’t want to play Mario kart and y’all should switch up some of the events

We have a wide array of games and it’s always mariokart that gets old like how you saw

[neon quest]

Yeahhhh

[mystic raven]

Eating chips/fries wouldn’t be special without some healthy stuff

If there wouldn’t be bad moments the good moments wouldn’t feel good

[slate orbit]

i once again return to suggest Pokémon

[meager abyss]

Random battles ?

Those are more fun imo

[mystic raven]

Let’s just make a list full of games

Instead of only playing mariokart

[meager abyss]

Or just gen 9 doubles ?

[slate orbit]

bracket tournament

hosts should decide on battle format

(i would recommend doubles with the competitive ruleset)

[mystic raven]

And smash to

[neon quest]

Would you fellas be up to VC?

Imma start joining some MK online rooms

[mystic raven]

Okidoki

[neon quest]

Nice

[mystic raven]

I was gonna play Splatoon with a fella but he isn’t reacting anymore

[neon quest]

Ok!

[slate orbit]

i can join in a minute just gonna kill god (in terraria)

[neon quest]

Sure lmao

Imma just chill here for a while

[mystic raven]

Lugi is here

[neon quest]

Peter, the Luigi is here

[slate orbit]

alr i have successfully slain god

I'll join in a minute lemme get set up

[neon quest]

https://x.com/GaffsNotLaffs/status/1813282591312912722?t=x9vKTmug_oG6qKM4eztwRg&s=19

Gaffs (@GaffsNotLaffs) on X

SlitherySheep has disconnected from Super Mario Maker, marking the true end of the Nintendo Network on the Wii U.

Fishguy6564 remains on Mario Kart 7, watching Lakitu run victory laps, as the final known player on the Nintendo Network.

Twitter · Jul 16, 2024, 6:40 PM

NO WAY

MARIO KART 7 WINS

[meager abyss]

Lakitu W

[heady knoll]

Omg F

[neon quest]

Fishguy actually has a stream of this

[heady knoll]

I think I did tune into that a few months ago. It's pretty cool

[neon quest]

https://x.com/NinStatusBot/status/1813647631454707764?t=7DsTT0euH_P3EfWQM9dhuQ&s=19

NinStatusBot (@NinStatusBot) on X

[Maintenance Scheduled]

Maintenance has been scheduled for "Nintendo Network ID" on 22 Jul from 20:00 UTC to 00:00 UTC.

#Maintenance #WiiU #Nintendo3DS

Twitter · Jul 17, 2024, 6:51 PM

NO

NOOOOO

FISHGUY IS GONNA DIE NOOOOO

[slate orbit]

nah, he'd win

@neon quest i just saw this..

[quasi wedge]

nah but they got a point

[slate orbit]

jam istg

tour isnt better than wii

nothing is worse than tour

[quasi wedge]

ehhhh

wii exists

sooo

[meager abyss]

Only NO.2 and 3 are valid imo

[heady knoll]

OH NO

[meager abyss]

You dislike mk wii?

[neon quest]

Everything in this is wrong in every way lmao

[meager abyss]

I agree with 3 tho

But only cuz they have like more costumes for the characters and stuff

[neon quest]

1. Don't you dare tell me this Roblox looking ass game looks better than Wii
2. So????
3. Tour has Baby Rosalina
4. So???
5. No it's fucking not and you know it
6. 64 is a better game

[slate orbit]

hell, super circuit is better

[neon quest]

Super Circuit is honestly a really solid game lmao

I think people hate it because it has an underserved critical rating

A fucking 97

Which is insane

But still an unfair way to critique the game

Super Circuit is, put simply, a refined Super Mario Kart with 64's charm and polish

[quasi wedge]

Fucking hate super circuit

64 on top

Better than double dash

Fight me

[neon quest]

How

[quasi wedge]

The top 3 is
1 wii
2 8 deluxe
3 64

It’s so goateddddd

Kalamari dessert brudda

[neon quest]

*Desert

[quasi wedge]

Not a single bad track

[neon quest]

Rainbow Road.

Wario Stadium.

[quasi wedge]

RAINBOW ROAD IS GOATED AFFFF

[neon quest]

6 MINUTES OF MID

[quasi wedge]

WARIO STADIUM IS SICK TOO

[neon quest]

Wario Stadium is ok

But there's a reason it hasn't been remade yet lmao

[quasi wedge]

OH CAN LITTLE BABY BRAIN COMEBACK NOT STAND 6 MINUTES

DO YOU NEED YOUR SUBWAY SURFERS

AND FAMILY GUY CLIPS

[neon quest]

YOU SHOULD NOT MAKE A TRACK THAT TAKES 6 MINUTES TO BEAT

3 SHOULD BE A MAXIMUM

[quasi wedge]

Yup

You’re an opp brudda

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discordian-discordia-opp-youngboy-gif-27276067

[neon quest]

???????

N64 Wario Stadium definitely needs a remake, though

Like, dude, the things they could do

[quasi wedge]

Because mariokarts stupid

Literally

Name a single bad track in 64!

It’s impossible!

[neon quest]

Rainbow Road

THOUGH

64 is responsible for the best battle course in the series

[quasi wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/tomioka-tomioka-giyu-demon-slayer-tomioka-bad-joke-tomioka-silence-gif-17288802

[neon quest]

N64 BLOCK FORT MY BELOVED

[quasi wedge]

Opp

Wait

Does comeback know what an opp is

[neon quest]

Kinda but also no lmao

[quasi wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/usopp-stare-kriff-gif-6680925743191691445

Little British comeback doesn’t now what an opp is

[neon quest]

Jammin do you agree N64 Block Fort is peak

[quasi wedge]

@slate orbit do you know what an opp is

[neon quest]

Opponent

[quasi wedge]

Is it all British or just him

[quasi wedge]

Yikes

It’s usually opposition brudda

[neon quest]

Or snitch/police

[quasi wedge]

Not quite

An opp is an enemy

Snitches or cops may be your enemies

But not automatically

[neon quest]

We're enemies because I don't like mid???

[quasi wedge]

We’re opps

Also

It’s not mid!

[neon quest]

IT'S LITERALLY SET IN TOTAL DARKNESS

6 MINUTES

[quasi wedge]

I love n64 rainbow roadddddd

[neon quest]

NO DIFFICULTY WHATSOEVER EXCEPT NOT TO FALL ASLEEP

[quasi wedge]

It’s so goated

[neon quest]

8's remake should've been 2 laps for 200cc

[quasi wedge]

So much can happen in one little race

[quasi wedge]

Yea yea

Whatever you say

Little baby comeback

#find-players

[neon quest]

Anyway, Block Fort is peak and Double Decker deserves a remake

If the next MK keeps Battle Mode, N64 Double Decker has got to get a remake

[quasi wedge]

#madz-tweets

[neon quest]

Jammin' are you ok

[slate orbit]

nope

[quasi wedge]

Wowwww

@stray trellis @rare ibex

Are you seeing this

The oppness is crazy

[neon quest]

All because I said N64 Rainbow Road is mid lmao

[hasty frost]

Nono he's got a point

[quasi wedge]

This is why tommys the goat

Someone with exquisite taste

[neon quest]

So you're saying Tour is better than 64

[quasi wedge]

Possibly

64 may be goated but tour cant be beat

It’s dubbed the 10th for a reason

[neon quest]

Tour doesn't have N64 DK's Jungle Parkway lmao

[quasi wedge]

And it’s no wonder the city tracks are the best in 8

[neon quest]

Tour Tokyo Blur is not a good track and you know it lmao

[quasi wedge]

It is

??

When have I ever said it wasn’t

[neon quest]

Literally "Racetrack: The track"

You said the city tracks were the best

Which includes Tokyo Blur

[quasi wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/marf-talking-cube-gif-4195054423630989779

Comeback reminds of marf

[quasi wedge]

This is marf btw

[neon quest]

Hi Marf from Super Smash Bros Melee

[quasi wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/rinsagi-kiss-look-ups-rnis-isarin-gif-7555141955494260990

This is comeback and mariokart

[neon quest]

All of this because I called N64 Rainbow Road mid lmao

[quasi wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/my-hero-academia-mha-boku-no-hero-academia-anime-gif-17770955

Did you ever do this

Do it again anyways

[neon quest]

-# Jammin' are you ok

[quasi wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/mha-deku-midoria-izuku-gif-26711952

[neon quest]

Oh god

[quasi wedge]

Wait comeback

I think I found some old stuff of you

[neon quest]

What

[quasi wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/garten-of-banban-banban-garten-of-fanboy-and-chum-chum-gif-2243981950731991284

[neon quest]

-# Jammin' are you ok

[quasi wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sanji-zoro-funny-sanji-makes-fun-of-zoro-thriller-bark-sanji-zoro-sanji-owns-zoro-zoro-embarrassment-gif-24977581

[meager abyss]

Tf is happenin here

[quasi wedge]

Me and comeback

[neon quest]

I broke Jammin' because I called the OG N64 Rainbow Road mid lmao

[meager abyss]

Ah okay

[quasi wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/zenitsu-zenitsu-falling-demon-slayer-infinty-castle-kny-gif-13066282170112427018

[meager abyss]

I don't know how the n64 stages were never played em

[neon quest]

They're ok

[quasi wedge]

Comeback looks like chumchum

[neon quest]

I think 64's tracks did really well at atmosphere

[quasi wedge]

From fanboy and chumchum

https://tenor.com/view/bad-boy-nice-guy-turn-from-nice-guy-to-slightly-bad-boy-slightly-bad-boy-tik-tok-gif-25518244

Cb don’t lie is this real footage of you

https://tenor.com/view/fanboy-and-chum-chum-fbacc-fanboy-chum-chum-gif-16225631542019335045

[neon quest]

-# Oh my god lmao, Jammin' is just losing it

[stray trellis]

Wsg

[quasi wedge]

Hi nowai!

[neon quest]

Nowai help, Jammin' is broken

[quasi wedge]

Gwen or comeback don’t know what an opp is

[stray trellis]

I mean

They’re old

[meager abyss]

Jammin's Jammed

[quasi wedge]

That’s true

[stray trellis]

What’s wrong

[quasi wedge]

They’re not very

With the times

You might say

[quasi wedge]

?

[stray trellis]

Mhm

[quasi wedge]

I’m perfectly fine cb?

[meager abyss]

Fuck being with the times real ones use shakespearian english slang

[quasi wedge]

Do we need to get you to bed gramps

[neon quest]

I called OG N64 Rainbow Road mid and Jammin' lost it

[quasi wedge]

That never happened?

Okay gramps I’ll grab the pills

[stray trellis]

The switch one is decent but the n64 version is not good…

[neon quest]

THANK YOU

[quasi wedge]

Yeah I agree

[stray trellis]

Good boy

[neon quest]

WHAT-

[stray trellis]

My gif

[stray trellis]

Dww

[quasi wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-eating-camera-gif-21801752

[stray trellis]

Kay why ess stupid braindead baby

I miss soda…

[quasi wedge]

Me too…

It’ll be okay nowai…

Fly high soda…

[quasi wedge]

Never forget…

[stray trellis]

RIP…

[stray trellis]

This server sucks ass

My fuckign gif

[slate orbit]

jam i barely know any slang in my own language im not gonan know shit in English 😭

[quasi wedge]

Okay gram gram

Back to beddiebyes for you

[slate orbit]

I WOKE UP ONLY LIKE FIVE HOURS AGO

[stray trellis]

Bro 😭😭

[hasty frost]

They should call u jamMAN cause u da MAN

[stray trellis]

Oh…

[hasty frost]

Wdym oh... 😭😭

[stray trellis]

Bad holidays…

[hasty frost]

Dw buddy I'm sure it'll get better 🙏

[stray trellis]

Ty boss

But it’s WORK

SO NO

how’s your trip going

[hasty frost]

Ohoho well I'll lyk when I'm either at home or in the airport on Sunday 😉

Don't want none of these persons knowing what tomfoolery and takage that happened

[slate orbit]

is takage even a word in any language

[stray trellis]

Not the persons 😭😭

[stray trellis]

Cant wait to hear abt it boss, have fun

[stray trellis]

Erm…

[neon quest]

https://x.com/MarioBrothBlog/status/1813963215778533380?t=7nMT7Z4g9mX2Rkr8tLT6VQ&s=19

Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog) on X

Mario Kart Wii's and Mario Kart 8's Rainbow Roads are both depicted as floating above the Earth. By examining the skyboxes, we can map their real-world locations. The Wii Rainbow Road is over Canada, while the Mario Kart 8 Rainbow Road is over the Mediterranean.

Twitter · Jul 18, 2024, 3:45 PM

@quasi wedge WII RAINBOW ROAD IS ABOVE YOUR HOUSE

[quasi wedge]

I ain’t north brudda who u think I am

[hasty frost]

It's a cover up

[hasty frost]

Ofc buddy

[neon quest]

I hate the Piranha Plant item lmao

It's just such an unfair item

And I'm not even saying that because I've been hit by it, I say it because even when I have it, it's so unfair

Because once I've got it, absolutely NOBODY is passing me unless they have an invincibility item

[quasi wedge]

Here he goes hatin again

[neon quest]

Nah that's it lmao

Just don't like the Piranha Plant

[quasi wedge]

Coz yous a hater

https://tenor.com/view/fanboy-chum-chum-fanboy-and-chum-chum-fbacc-gif-4678928677156400181

[meager abyss]

I like Piranha Plant its pretty unique and its fun

[neon quest]

Yeah, it's fun to use it in a crowded area, yeah

But it's the fact absolutely NO ONE can pass you

It just takes away a bit of the fun, really

You basically become a wall between top 5 and bottom 6

[quasi wedge]

Thanks chum chum

[neon quest]

Nobody can pass it unless they have an invincibility item and let top 5 get even further into the race

[quasi wedge]

Comeback

Who’s the fanboy to your chum chum

[meager abyss]

What

[meager abyss]

Well it doesnt last that long and you can still hit them from behind right? Or not? Red shells still work right...?

[neon quest]

If you get hit with an item, the PP is still active

[slate orbit]

its @mystic raven

[neon quest]

Even when you get fucking hit, it still activates

[meager abyss]

Huh!???!

I thought during the little twirl animation you can pass em

Thats weird

[mystic raven]

Huh?!

[slate orbit]

you're the fanboy to comebacks chum chum

[neon quest]

Alec should we kill Gwen and Jammin' with hammers

[slate orbit]

I'll eat the hammers

[neon quest]

Too bad, the hammers can EXPLODE

[slate orbit]

I'll just parry the explosions

[neon quest]

Lmao

[meager abyss]

remember kids when you're in danger use your I frames

[slate orbit]

just make sure your left hand is blue and not red

otherwise you cant parry

ultrakill

[mystic raven]

Okidoki :3

[neon quest]

Let's-a-Go!

[slate orbit]

I'll throw coins at you and shoot them

[neon quest]

Lmao

[slate orbit]

it works in ultrakill it must work irl

[mystic raven]

Nah

grabs doom super shotgun

[slate orbit]

punches the bullet and causes an explosion where it hits

[mystic raven]

shoots grapple blade and pulls you in

[slate orbit]

parries the grapple

[mystic raven]

Wot

[slate orbit]

v1's arm can parry anything unless if its a blue magic projectile then he has to use v2's arm that he ripped off him

[mystic raven]

Uhhh

[slate orbit]

the v2 arm will just blow it up

then v2's replacement arm can pull v1 to heavy enemies and pull light enemies to him

[mystic raven]

shoots the bfg-20000 right at you it’s a green projectile

[slate orbit]

thats parryable

it aint blue its able to be parried

[mystic raven]

O_O

Foek

[slate orbit]

blue ones just gotta get blown up

[mystic raven]

stabs u in the neck
Is that parryable?

[slate orbit]

melee is also parryable

[mystic raven]

Wtf

[slate orbit]

v1 is the ultimate killing machine

literally

[mystic raven]

How can you parry a blade that’s in your neck

[slate orbit]

parry it before it hits

and if not just punch you to heal

close range damage v1 deals heals him

[mystic raven]

U know what
guerilla warfare

[mystic raven]

No guns or knifes

[slate orbit]

coin

[mystic raven]

Just traps

[slate orbit]

coin

[mystic raven]

Parys coin

[slate orbit]

coins cant be parried

[mystic raven]

Shoots at coin and rebounds

[slate orbit]

first to hit the coin deals the damage with it

[slate orbit]

you said no guns

[mystic raven]

Shoots arrow at coin

[slate orbit]

its bold of you to assume i wont hit it with another coin and get double coin

[mystic raven]

But can he parry a whole rain of arrows

[slate orbit]

yes

[mystic raven]

Shots another arrow

[slate orbit]

he could just blow them up too

[mystic raven]

Bro

[slate orbit]

v1 cannonically is unkillable

he literally kills all of hell

and hevan

[mystic raven]

This feels like your friend has a to OP character in fantasy fighting

[slate orbit]

v1 also likes to go fishing

[mystic raven]

U know what

Jesus

[slate orbit]

thats a real minigame in ultrakill

[slate orbit]

he's dead already

jesus is perma dead before ultrakill even begins

and then v1 kills Gabriel (the angel) TWICE

and we're expecting him to do it again

[mystic raven]

Can you parry lightning? It isn’t a physical object

[slate orbit]

yes

[mystic raven]

bro

[slate orbit]

v1 parries fire n shit

[mystic raven]

It isn’t materialized how

[slate orbit]

v1 can parry light

[mystic raven]

WHATS HE MADE OUT OF

[slate orbit]

it is

it has atoms in it he can parry it

[slate orbit]

metal

and blood

Mankind is dead.
hell is full.
blood is fuel.

[mystic raven]

Metal can’t whitstand a fucking light beam
Why doesn’t he have big craters in his arms

[slate orbit]

this is the first thing the game tells you

[mystic raven]

I know

[slate orbit]

because he heals with blood

[mystic raven]

U know what I’ll find a character to beat him

A big ass insta oven

It isn’t fire it just melts him

[slate orbit]

dude.

hell (in ultrakill)

[mystic raven]

FUCK

[slate orbit]

is billions od degreihot

whats an oven gonna do

ovens cant even melt metals irl

v1 could beat goku and gojo at the same time

[mystic raven]

I was gonna say dying star but
parry

[meager abyss]

Kirby would win

[slate orbit]

yeah no he literally did that already

[meager abyss]

Idk who this v1 character is but I have faith in Kirby

[mystic raven]

King k rool easy w

[meager abyss]

Also kirby has sakurai as a guardian angel

[slate orbit]

nope

hakita (the creator of ultrakill) has already explained that he can kill kirby in seconds

[mystic raven]

Yarrrr

[meager abyss]

Rude

Why would you kill kirby?

[slate orbit]

because kirby has blood in him

[meager abyss]

Thats not very poggers of this v1 character

Nuh uh kirby dont

[slate orbit]

v1 is fueled by blood

[meager abyss]

Just cake and an endless void

[slate orbit]

that's actually wrong

[meager abyss]

Thats a weird choice of fuelsource

[mystic raven]

WAIT

[meager abyss]

Please dont explain kirby lore

[mystic raven]

Incineroar parry

Revenge

[meager abyss]

I dont have the mental capicity for it

[slate orbit]

coin.

[meager abyss]

I'd like some coin yeah

[slate orbit]

v1 throws coin
then shoots coin with railcannon

coin splits and hits enemy weak point

incineroar dies instantly

[slate orbit]

this is v1

from ULTRAKILL

[mystic raven]

:[

[slate orbit]

silly blue GoPro

vs

all of fiction

the godamn GoPro wins

[meager abyss]

Oh so hes not like some god or anything?

[slate orbit]

nope

he kills them on the daily

[meager abyss]

Then why is he so strong?

[mystic raven]

King k rool s_ck and cuk combo

[mystic raven]

Who made him?

[slate orbit]

in the lore?

or who came up with the character?

because in lore we dont know

[meager abyss]

That impossible to decide also if the guy runs on blood wouldnt just simply imprisoning him somewhere he cant get any blood kill him?

[slate orbit]

but v1 did kill him instantly

[slate orbit]

nope

[meager abyss]

Wdym nope?

[slate orbit]

he can reuse the blood thats in him infinitely

[meager abyss]

Then whats the point...

Bruh

[slate orbit]

he's just always seeking more because he's constantly getting bombarded which knocks the blood out of him

[meager abyss]

Oh what if he just dries up?

[mystic raven]

Fr

[slate orbit]

wdym

[mystic raven]

Like

Blood gone

[slate orbit]

you mean if it evaporates?

[mystic raven]

Living in the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[mystic raven]

Yea

Gone

No blood

[slate orbit]

yeah no the blood dont do that

[mystic raven]

But what if

[meager abyss]

Then its not... blood?

[slate orbit]

he can run on a backup electricity

[mystic raven]

FUCK THIS

[meager abyss]

Bruh if the guy runs in electricty

[slate orbit]

in his wing looking things (they aren't wings)

[meager abyss]

Fuck this indeed

[mystic raven]

AND WHAT IF NO ELECTRICITY

[slate orbit]

its a back up

[meager abyss]

Thing makes no sense have no weaknesses

[slate orbit]

he'll have gotten more blood by that point

[meager abyss]

THE BACKUP IS A EASIER SOURCE THEN THE MAIN

[mystic raven]

NO BLOOD
NO ELECTRICITY
LOCKED IN A CAGE

[slate orbit]

alec forgetting electricity is literally in solid mass

static electricity

[mystic raven]

WHYYYYYY

NO BLOOD
NO ELCTRICITY
IN A VOID WITH NOTHING

[slate orbit]

a void with nothing cant exist alec.

thats just not possible to have in existence

[mystic raven]

BUT WHAT IF

[meager abyss]

Respectfully this go pro seems poorly written

[mystic raven]

Fr

[meager abyss]

Does the game even have lore?

[mystic raven]

And he doesn’t even have lore

[meager abyss]

Wait huh

[slate orbit]

the lore is v1 kills everything

[slate orbit]

he does

[meager abyss]

Lame

[mystic raven]

The creator just said yep he can kill everything

[slate orbit]

alec have you actually played the game?

[mystic raven]

No and I won’t

[meager abyss]

Thats like end game being reduced to a singular snap where Thanos kills every living thing in the universe

And then it just ends

Like whats the point...

Its no journey if V1 does everything effortless

[mystic raven]

It feels like when your friend makes a impossible character when yourre fantasy fighting

[slate orbit]

the journey is him killing all of hell

thats whay the game is

you decend through hell killing everything

[meager abyss]

But they are already in hell...?

[slate orbit]

yeah

[meager abyss]

How can you kill whats already dead

And whats the point of killing whats already dead?

[mystic raven]

Blood is fuel

[slate orbit]

in ultrakill when a being dies their soul gets a second chance and manifests into a new body in hevan or hell

and they all have blood in em

and v1

he likes blood

[mystic raven]

Hell full

[slate orbit]

also hell consumed the earth

[mystic raven]

Yammy blood :3

[slate orbit]

that happened at some point

we dont know when

[meager abyss]

I see so V1 says no second chance for yall and kills everyone for no reason whatsover? Other then bloodlust?

[slate orbit]

exactly

[meager abyss]

Gotcha

Alright

[slate orbit]

he's following his programming

[meager abyss]

Wouldnt the creator be stronger then?

[mystic raven]

He’s a war machine

[slate orbit]

nope

he killed his creator pn sight

[mystic raven]

Built in a war what war i don’t know

[meager abyss]

I mean if this guy is taking so long with purging everyone you'd think dr strange would defeat him easy

[slate orbit]

his creator was a meere human

[meager abyss]

So ya know not all of fiction loses

[slate orbit]

he cannonically does it in only 20 hours

[mystic raven]

When he got turned on did he instantly kill everything he saw and his creator

[slate orbit]

yup

[meager abyss]

Mnm pretty fast ngl

[slate orbit]

his programming was a bit too murdery

[meager abyss]

Still time stone + dr strange seems solid enough to defeat this v1

[mystic raven]

They grow up so fast cries

[slate orbit]

strange almost died to a damn book

he aint surviving v1

[meager abyss]

Yeah but whats V1 gonna do when TIME ITSELF stops

[mystic raven]

Like time stop

Rip aparts to atoms

[meager abyss]

And he gets all mirrored dimensioned and stuff

[mystic raven]

Coin

[meager abyss]

You can't rip apart the stopping of time

[slate orbit]

that would duplicate his coin

[meager abyss]

You cant coin the stopping of time you cant do shit when time itself is stopped

[mystic raven]

Don’t bullshit your way out

[slate orbit]

time dosent exist at the time ultrakill starts

[mystic raven]

Bs

[meager abyss]

Yes it does

You said 20 hours canonically

[slate orbit]

its become that irrelevant it has no place

[meager abyss]

Cant have 20 hours without time

[mystic raven]

Gwen
We’re trying so hard

[slate orbit]

the concept is still in effect but the progression of actual time itself is gone

[meager abyss]

Says who?

[slate orbit]

hakita

the creator of the game

[meager abyss]

That makes 0 sense respectfully

Without time nothing happens

Litteraly

Nothing

[slate orbit]

its not supposed to

[mystic raven]

He just wanted something to defeat goku

[meager abyss]

Fair enough so V1 loses in several terrains but his own

[slate orbit]

he's not going to leave hell anytime soon

[mystic raven]

That’s smart

[slate orbit]

its practically made of blood

[meager abyss]

Cuz in the ultrakill universe time doesnt exist (which is bs but oh well)

[mystic raven]

But what if

Accept defeat

[meager abyss]

Well for a fight to happen between these fictional characters

One has to go to the other

[slate orbit]

oh yeah no it DID exist

hell kinda consumed everything but heaven

[slate orbit]

i guess they're coming down to hell

cuz i dont think v1 even knows how to leave

[meager abyss]

So he only wins in his home terrain cool

Guess its a tie then

Imma go rest

[mystic raven]

SO when its just an arena just simple like an arena in this world with time
Will he win

[slate orbit]

yup

[mystic raven]

._.

[slate orbit]

because we already know this mf is gonna keep moving if time is taken away anyway

[mystic raven]

Yeah fuck this now it’s turning into bullshit

[slate orbit]

oh shit hakita is online on discord rn i could ask him in his qna section what he thinks and maybe he'll answer

[meager abyss]

Writer of ultrakill lost an imaginery fight in his childhood and this is his revenge

[slate orbit]

fuck it im gonna ask hakita what he thinks

[neon quest]

I love how this channel basically becomes general-2 lmao

[mystic raven]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[slate orbit]

i just explained that v1 from ULTRAKILL can kill anything

v1 also likes to go fishing

:]

[meager abyss]

V1 is the kind of character to go I don't believe in gravity and ascends

The plotarmor is strong with this one

[meager abyss]

Best channel fr

[slate orbit]

i love how cannonically whenever v1 fights Gabriel (the angel) he actively choses to leave him alive so that he can bully him

v1 is a little shit and i love it

[meager abyss]

Maybe I should play Ultrakill

Is it a big time investment?

[slate orbit]

not really

[slate orbit]

it might only take you a while cuz of how hard it can get

mt first play through on standard mode took 20 ish hours for just playing the story mode

i did spend more time on the endless waves mode

[neon quest]

https://fxtwitter.com/Comeback_100/status/1815409742124376449?t=H6p1mWTFXhedf_0i16Ry5w&s=19

[meager abyss]

niceee

very funky

[neon quest]

YEEE

[neon quest]

25K VR LET'S GOOO

[neon quest]

Also, something I'm starting to realise

It is a LOT more fun to join a worldwide and play with low VR players than it is to play in a private lobby lmao

[mystic raven]

True

[neon quest]

Dude.

I just found something out

They fucked up the shading in DS Waluigi Pinball

[slate orbit]

i saw you post this on twitter

what if they didn't fuck it up

and that they actually just fucked up every other boost ramp

[neon quest]

Gwen.

It's a light source

Light sources can't have shadows on them lmao

[slate orbit]

the way mk8 is coded thats actually not 100% true

for the objects that emit light (example the ramps) that aren't from the skybox

all pf those lights actually have to be baked

Nintendo's oven broke while making waluigi pinbtand they didn't bake the lights-

[neon quest]

Uhhhh

I have no idea what that means but lmao

[slate orbit]

basically every light has to effectively be microwaved digitally

every single one

it takes HOURS

[neon quest]

How come?

And what does microwaved mean in this context

[slate orbit]

literally just slapping a lightbulb in a microwave

its effectively that

[slate orbit]

it takes a good two minutes for each one with Nintendos current lighting engine and Nintendo, being who they are. PLACE THOUSANDS OF THEM