Nahh, it just definitely ain't lmao (sorry if I sound aggressive)
#MK8 Deluxe
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scarlet rivet
much
scarlet rivet
and you are now how old?
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19
silver horizon
Nahh, it just definitely ain't lmao (sorry if I sound aggressive)
Nah you cool
scarlet rivet
yeah, that is long
neon quest
Yeah, it's just the quality of the track and how blocky it is, that ain't an MK8D model
scarlet rivet
cb, you said nintendo is running out of tracks to add. the next mk has 32 NEW tracks
neon quest
Hmm?
neon quest
What's the bet I'm the only person here that is sad enough to know this lmao
Such a niche bit of MK history that fuels my delusion that they care about Arcade GP
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You guys know what I wanna do one day
I wanna go through every single Arcade GP item and see what ones I would implement into an MK game
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I wanna go through every single Arcade GP item and see what ones I would impleme...
That was a waste of time lmao
Arcade GP has so many items that just end up either being redundant or too op for a console MK
mystic raven
Hey comeback
Could we do a monster truck challenge for one of the Mario kart Saturdays
Everyone will have to use one of the three big tires
neon quest
Hey comeback
Could we do a monster truck challenge for one of the Mario kart Sa...
That would be fun as hell lmao
neon quest
Hold up
I just had a peak idea for an MK item
It's one I know a lot of MK fans have made concepts for, but I thought I'd give my own interpretation of it
NSMB2's Gold Flower
It's a one-shot Fire Flower, essentially, but it's pretty big
It will bounce on the track and can only hit a wall once before exploding
If the golden fireball touches a racer, they spin out quickly like a Fire Flower would, but in doing so, the racer hit has all their current items turned into coins
Of course, they still lose 3 coins
If it hits a racer, item, obstacle or a 2nd wall, it causes an explosion with a similar radius to the Bob-omb
Anyone caught in the blast loses 3 coins and has all their current items turned into coins
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That's a bit op
neon quest
Kinda, except the fact it can be easily blocked by trailing an item or dropping it behind them
It is also overcome by defensive invincible items like the Star and Bullet Bill
And another weakness: it's one shot
Meaning if you miss it, it'll do nothing
Another negative is that it can actually help other racers par yourself
Any item on the track caught in the blast also gets turned into a coin which your rivals can collect and go faster than you
Another negative is that, much like the Fire Flower, you are not exempt from getting hit
neon quest
Uhhhh
Yeah, you do cut a turn lmao, problem is that you miss items
A nice bit of risk and reward
silver horizon
I now have a 100% File in MK8DX
neon quest
Nicee!!!
silver horizon
I had to do 150CC twice pretty much.
neon quest
Yeah, it would be 3 times if Double Dash didn't scrap the Reverse cc
silver horizon
Gods all mighty
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Dosent mirror also count for 150 and below tho?
neon quest
Nope
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Cuz ik 150 gives you the trophies for the lower ccs
neon quest
150cc covers 100 and 50, Mirror only does itself
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No SNES RR this is false
scarlet rivet
nice!
neon quest
Cheers! I really really really hope they make some Arcade GP retros
Or otherwise, my predictions are worthless lmao
The only track here that's a bit of an oddball is Wii U Dolphin Shoals
I know Wii U Dolphin Shoals is a rather ok track, I'm with that belief
I just added it because of a gut feeling lmao
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SNES Ghost Valley 3 is superior
Death.
neon quest
But....... It's peak........
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No.
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Seriously though, how has SNES Ghost Valley 1 and 2 both been remade before 3 lmao
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GBA Bowser Castle-
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Give me portal 3 already
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Nah I will lmao
I diagnose you with death
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Broken Pier and Rainbow Road are some of the only GBA tracks left to be remade
Hell, thinking about it
They may be the ONLY GBA tracks left to be remade but I'm fairly certain there's a 3rd
OH DAMN THEY ARE
quasi wedge
Snes rainbow road is actually a really bad map in modern games and ridiculously overrated
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THANK YOU
quasi wedge
Even before Gwen would always choose it I always hated playing on it
Gwen’s made the problem infinitely worse
#boringthetrack
Oh a couple of turns and one spot where you can mushroom
quasi wedge
I’ve played on it so much and I didn’t remember that
That’s how you know it’s forgettable
mystic raven
Bbbbbut no dry dry ruins?
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Remade in Tour
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It's trash, but Nintendo absolutely don't see it that way lmao
They are 100% counting Tour as a mainline
quasi wedge
see
if they cant have the second best desert course in mariokart
theyd have to go with
the best desert course in mariokart
KALAMARI DESERTTTTTTTTTTTT
quasi wedge
kalamari desert...
neon quest
And that's exactly what I've done lmao
If you look at the list, not a single desert track is there
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Based
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Based
quasi wedge
hmmm
neon quest
Gonna post it again because damn, that's a long string of messages
quasi wedge
the best snowy course...
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Not a single snow track
quasi wedge
i know what that one is...
neon quest
There's only 1 track eligible for a snow retro
And to be honest
Id happily take it along lmao
quasi wedge
n64 frappe snowland
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Remade in DS and Tour
quasi wedge
basically if its a 64 course its peak
im sorry yall can hate but 64 is one of my favourite mariokart games
neon quest
Yeah that's true, but we ain't gonna see that return for a few years lmao
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im sorry yall can hate but 64 is one of my favourite mariokart games
Honestly based, it's my 2nd least favourite, but based
Ok seriously though, SNES Vanilla Lake 2 is the only snow course left to be remade
quasi wedge
Yeah that's true, but we ain't gonna see that return for a few years lmao
nuh uh
koopa beach
where my goat koopa troopa beach
neon quest
Imma be honest, I'm gonna side with you on N64 Koopa Troopa Beach
quasi wedge
i cant think of a single course i dont like from 64
neon quest
I love it, it's such a relaxing and fun track
The MK7 remake totally did it justice
Koopa never misses on tracks
mystic raven
No snow tracks either
Your hurting me
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Lmao
quasi wedge
luigi and mario raceway are rlly simple but they look cool being so simple
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Your hurting me
Plenty of beach/seaside tracks!!
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toads turnpike is actually awesome in 64
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TRUE
quasi wedge
choco mountains awesome
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THEY NERFED TURNPIKE SO HARD IN 8
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wario stadium is very long but still pretty awesome
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And is the only 64 track left
quasi wedge
sherbert land and frappe snowland are both rlly calming and cool
ROYAL RACEWAY IS RLLY AWESOME
BOWSERS CASTLE IS PEAK
dks jungle is rlly awesome too
i like dk
yoshi valley is way cooler in 64 compared to 8 you can kill me for that
banshee boardwalk is fire
and rainbow road is very overhated and cool!
AND THE BEST FOR LAST
KALAMARI DESERT IS PEAK
silver horizon
Comeback makes MK cups based on some of the people he's played with.
I know this isn't the case but I think it's something that could happen.
neon quest
Comeback makes MK cups based on some of the people he's played with.
Nah lmao, I just built it upon what tracks haven't been remade yet
DS FIGURE-8 CIRCUIT NOT BEING IN MARIO KART 8 IS A CRIME
silver horizon
But what if you did make MK cups based on the people you've played with?
neon quest
Id keep my choices exactly the same
We need some GOOD ass tracks
Not SNES Rainbow Roads or N64 Kalimari Desert, I'm talking REAL retro bangers
silver horizon
Fair
mystic raven
My favourite 64 track is 100% Choco Mountain
Fr
mystic raven
@neon quest would this be an enormous time save if I land this correctly?
mystic raven
Koopa is boutta turn into para troopa
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Only change I would make is that after you jump off the first jump, land on the second section to adjust yourself to land at a good angle
mystic raven
I just got it
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NICEEEE
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CLEANNN
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How much faster is this then the normal double cut?
Kinda not faster lmao
It's why hitting that 2nd bit of road is used for the shortcut
So you can drift to get a good angle
mystic raven
: [ so I did it for nothing
neon quest
Nah, thing is
For an online setting, that's a golden set-up
Where people panic and throw themselves off the edge without care which often puts them OOB, taking this route, while not optional, can actually put you securely in a good spot lmao
mystic raven
But I don’t go out of bounds and I clear the gap
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But I don’t go out of bounds and I clear the gap
Exactly! If you don't go OOB, it's a good route!
mystic raven
maiden panther
there a mario kart saturday today?
mystic raven
Yeppers
maiden panther
do yk what time @mystic raven
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NONONONO
neon quest
NEXT weekend
maiden panther
oh
neon quest
Look at the announcement, the exact date and time is there!
maiden panther
sadge 😦
mystic raven
But it’s Saturday
neon quest
Yeah, but we do these bi-weekly
maiden panther
I saw that its next weekend in announcement i didnt know if there was one today tho
maiden panther
Yeah, but we do these *bi-weekly*
makes sense sry for all the trouble
neon quest
Nah, you're chill!
I'm actually really excited for it lmao
Wonder how I'm gonna strategize to get 5th
mystic raven
I think bagging for the shock would be a good choice
neon quest
Not exactly
Remember: going backwards for too long will disconnect ya
That's the big thing y'all gotta remember
Spend too much time messing around or going backwards and you're gonna get disconnected lmao
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maiden panther
emolga
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crunch
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EMOLGA USE HYDROGEN BOMB ON GWEN
maiden panther
~~thats not even a move emolga can use let alone a move to begin with~~
no its nuclear warfare
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Gwen the only move of Emolga's I know of is Attract lmao
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*Gwen the only move of Emolga's I know of is Attract lmao*
protect
Tackle
Leer
Fky
Fly*
Thunder wave
Thunder shock
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I could go on
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NOOOO
maiden panther
bro ate emolga
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Emolga are actually commonly eaten in the manga
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AKSUAKSHKAJSKAK NOOOOOOOO
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It's said in the Unova manga
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If they can slice arbok in half they can eat an emolga alive
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comeback they literally eat all the Pokémon
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WHERE
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How tf do you think they eat meat
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NO PROOF
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You can literally put klauf legs in your sandwich and feed it to another klauf
maiden panther
🔥 sandwhich fr
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Me using klauf sandwich to go find blue klauf
I love scarlet and violet shiny hunts
Me and bro eating up emolga
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Dude they'd be full of protein
maiden panther
BUT EMOLGA WOULD BE SO SADDDDD
(and dead)
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BUT EMOLGA WOULD BE SO SADDDDD
Can't be sad if it isn't breathing
maiden panther
There a race today? Why is everyone in vc?
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Minecraft
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So @mystic raven , I've been a bit of a dumbass lmao
That Wii DK Snowboard Cross gap jump IS actually the optimal route lmao
Turns out the way I normally take loses time due to air time
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Yep
Skipping the middle of the gap jump IS actually optimal
Since you remain more streamlined
mystic raven
I thought so cus that airtime us a lot on the normal route
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Yeye
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Holy shit comeback was wrong about mario kart
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I used to also think Excitebike Arena was a good track
Oh well, we can't always be right-
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GCN BABY PARK AND WII U EXCITEBIKE ARENA ARE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGSSS
ONE IS PEAK AND THE OTHER IS SHIT
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GCN BABY PARK AND WII U EXCITEBIKE ARENA ARE TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGSSS
Yap yap yap I hate fun
quasi wedge
It’s not that chaotic and it ends up just being a huge loopty loop race that goes on for way too long with barely any interruptions
neon quest
You can say you hate it and people understand you, you can say you love it and people understand you
quasi wedge
Like I’m sure that I get hit more in some random course more than baby park
neon quest
I just love it for the chaos lmao
neon quest
There's a reason Wii is my favourite of the series and Tour is the worst
quasi wedge
BUT IT NEVER ENDS UP BEING THAT CHAOTIC
Like in double dash it was perfect coz of all the special items
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That's true, I don't think 8's rendition of GCN BP beats the original
8's feels too small
It's not really longitudinal as it was
quasi wedge
Maybe my games are weird but there’s never that much chaotic and I find like 90% of games I’m doing perfect and then a blue shell comes at the last second and that’s the height of the chaos
neon quest
Lmaooo
I do think GCN Baby Park peaked in its original version
We do not talk about DS
And with 8, I think "stubby" is the best way to describe it
quasi wedge
It’s still pretty good but horrifically overrated
neon quest
Yeah, it definitely ain't one of the peakest remakes lmao
But the original is still damn fun as hell lmao
quasi wedge
ONE IS PEAK AND THE OTHER IS SHIT
^
neon quest
I exaggerated
But it really shows how much of an impact DD's special items had on the game
quasi wedge
One coursethat’s rlly overhated tho
EXCITEBIKE ARENA
And one that’s really underrated
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IT'S AN OVAL-
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Ok that one's better
The MK7 version did it so much justice
I just like how calm and relaxing it is
And the gliders do add some strategy to avoiding the trains
Yes, I said "trains" because in the MK7 version, there's 2 of them lmao
neon quest
I do get how the train could be annoying and it is pretty unfair lmao, but it's funny
quasi wedge
N64 is peak and rlly overhated
quasi wedge
I do get how the train could be annoying and it is pretty unfair lmao, but it's ...
I DONT SEE IT AT ALL LMAO
I FIND IT RLLY COOL HAVING TO PICK WETHER TO STOP AND LOSE YOUR SPEED OR TRY TO RUSH IT AND BOLT PAST THE TRAIN
BUT THATS YOUR CHOICE LMAO
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Imagine the train is blocking everyone from progressing but someone pulls a Golden Mushroom, takes the glider jump all on lap 3 and wins without looking back lmao
quasi wedge
Imagine the train is blocking everyone from progressing but someone pulls a Gold...
Well that’s just cool
neon quest
Yeah, but still
I do like N64 Kalimari Desert
I remember it was one of the tracks that was REALLY pushed in MK7's advertising
neon quest
You mean N64 Moo Moo Farm
Remade in DS, 2nd race of the Shell Cup
I am rather fond of it lmao
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Comeback do you need a hobby
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Lmao
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You know, in my 18 years of existing
Nothing will be more, nor is as, confusing as the fact that Super Circuit is THE HIGHEST RATED MARIO KART
Sitting at a fucking 93 on Metacritic
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You know, in my 18 years of existing
I forget I'm a year older than you
neon quest
Lmao
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Sitting at a fucking ***93*** on Metacritic
Never trust critics
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YEAH BUT STILL
THAT'S ABSOLUTELY INSANE
AND YOU KNOW IT'S INSANE WHEN WII IS THE 2ND WORST
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AND YOU KNOW IT'S INSANE WHEN WII IS THE **2ND WORST**
Exactly why you shouldn't trust critics
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It's literally so bad
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BEATS A GAME WITH 32 TRACKS, 26 CHARACTERS AND 36 KARTS
LIKE WHAT??????
Fully understand Tour being last though
Stupid ass game
The one thing I agree with
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Which is
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Tokyo Blur???
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Yeah
quasi wedge
It's literally so bad
Death
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It's literally so bad
Also, I was actually part of that train lmao
quasi wedge
TOKYO BLUR IS SO BAD LMAOOO
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I thought Super Circuit was the devil's making
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TOKYO BLUR IS SO BAD LMAOOO
Kay why ess
quasi wedge
IT HAS NO REASON BEING SO BORINGGG
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Then I actually played it and thought it was pretty good
quasi wedge
ITS A NORMAL LITTLE DRIVE LOL
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IT HAS NO REASON BEING SO BORINGGG
Would you rather 10 SNES RR in a row?
quasi wedge
ITS TOKYO DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU COULD DO WITH THAT
quasi wedge
Would you rather 10 SNES RR in a row?
No because snes rr is just straight up bad Tokyo blur is just mid and boring
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Where sweeden track
quasi wedge
Nothing
neon quest
Square
quasi wedge
It’s just nothing
neon quest
Imma be honest, it doesn't even feel like Tokyo
CARS 2 DID A BETTER JOB AT A TOKYO TRACK
quasi wedge
💀
neon quest
No lmao, I've only been to France and that's it
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Tokyo is very over crowded and sexist
neon quest
And it's host to a shit track
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Kyoto is 100000x better
neon quest
Well, not shit, just underwhelming
For being the 2nd Tour city track, it kinda leaves a bad taste in your mouth for what's to come
It's just really really underwhelming
I just call it "Circuit Circuit"
quasi wedge
Tokyo is very over crowded and sexist
What does any of this have to do with mariokart
Tokyo looks cool
neon quest
Because it is the BARE MINIMUM for a circuit track
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What does any of this have to do with mariokart
Tokyo track being bad
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Tokyo ***looks*** cool
The middle yeah
quasi wedge
Tokyo ***looks*** cool
And yet the course is rlly boring and is just a stroll through nothing
neon quest
YEAH LIKE
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Most of it is basically slums tbh
neon quest
At least they kept the Rainbow Bridge
Which means Cars 2 and Mario Kart exist in the same universe-
quasi wedge
Gwen I can’t tell if you love or hate the Tokyo track
quasi wedge
~~Which means Cars 2 and Mario Kart exist in the same universe-~~
NOOO
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~~Gwen I can’t tell if you love or hate the Tokyo track~~
I like the track.
I hate Tokyo
quasi wedge
THATS FAKE THATS FAKE
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I'm just saying the removed the sega building
quasi wedge
Japan seems a little overrated just because I’m sick of all the Americans that are absolutely obsessed with it but it seems pretty cool
quasi wedge
Madrid and Singapore are peak-
REAL
neon quest
LIKE MADRID IS SO GOOD FOR 200CC
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Japan seems a little overrated just because I’m sick of all the Americans that a...
Literally just don't go to tokyo
quasi wedge
And Athens but
neon quest
Athens is weird
quasi wedge
Literally just don't go to tokyo
But I have to go to Tokyo
neon quest
I love the ancient Roman aesthetic
quasi wedge
You can’t go to Japan and not go to Tokyo
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But I have to go to Tokyo
It's the worst part of Japan
quasi wedge
It's the worst part of Japan
I’ve prolly been in worse spots
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I’ve prolly been in worse spots
Enjoy walking up over 5k steps to get a quarter up Tokyo tower
quasi wedge
I will!
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The elevator is only for the disabled
neon quest
Why did me losing my mind over SC being the highest rated MK turn into Tokyo slander lmao
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~~Why did me losing my mind over SC being the highest rated MK turn into Tokyo s...
Because fuck tokyo
Also
Nintendo isn't even based in tokyo
Why not do kyoto
Yk
Right outside their godamn window
neon quest
There's only 1 Tour city track that confuses the hell out of me
What the fuck is Bangkok
neon quest
Never heard of it lmao
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Never heard of it lmao
I think it's the capital of brazil
quasi wedge
Comeback howd you guys colonize everything and forget everything
quasi wedge
Gwen I hope you’re joking with that
mystic raven
Bang coc and hey
quasi wedge
Guys…
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Gwen I hope you’re joking with that
I'm not
quasi wedge
It’s in fucking Thailand…
mystic raven
We already have enough America and Europe tracks why aren’t there South America and African tracks
mystic raven
WE NEED BRAZIL
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SMILING FRIENDS GO TO BRAZIL
Why did they make pim book the flights and hotels
mystic raven
like they could go through the Amazon and do an uphill climb to the redeemer THAT WOULD BE SO COOL
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WITH THE JESUS
I think you mean Christ the redeemer
quasi wedge
I just think of it as the big Jesus
mystic raven
the redeemer jam
quasi wedge
Nah but my friend randomly just says “oh i heard the renaissance men are coming to town” AND THEN WE HAVE LIKE A 10 MINUTE CONVERSATION ABOUT THE RENAISSANCE MEN
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I just think of it as the big Jesus
insert Charlie laughing
mystic raven
The smiling friends go to BRAZIL
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That entire episode is at 300 something k views on my tiktok
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https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-okay-smiling-friends-pim-gif-25154048
Glep looks so cool
quasi wedge
That entire episode is at 300 something k views on my tiktok
What if your account got banned for it
Lmaooo
mystic raven
Glep looks so cool
tactiglep
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What if your account got banned for it
I tried to post the first episode and got a content strike 💀
mystic raven
What did u expect
mystic raven
Eat adult swim so u can post it
quasi wedge
I tried to post the first episode and got a content strike 💀
That makes sense LMAO
WHAT THE AUTOCORRECT
killing myself tonight
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Eat adult swim so u can post it
I don't think a company would taste too nice...
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killing myself tonight
Nowaï ass plans
mystic raven
killing myself tonight
Kill Jesus
quasi wedge
Kill Jesus
WOAH WOAH WOAH
quasi wedge
Guys guys I wouldn’t say that
I would not be saying these things in a public discord server 😭
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jam you're forgetting I'm a Satanist
mystic raven
~~jam you're forgetting I'm a Satanist~~
.o. Who
quasi wedge
I REMEMBER BUT I STILL WOULDNT SAY THAT 😭😭
mystic raven
What does it mean to be a satanist
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What does it mean to be a satanist
It's complicated
mystic raven
Kay 
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I can't believe I'm saying this but go watch Antony padeilas vid on it
FFS I can't spell
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Just keep in mind I'm not as extreme as the people he talked to
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Just take everything with a grain of salt
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How tf have we gone from mario kart super circuit having a 93 on metacritic to this
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Wanna see some cursed emojis?
Not really
quasi wedge
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Alec.
mystic raven
quasi wedge
mystic raven
quasi wedge
Honestly y’all can kill me but undertale is a little overrated
mystic raven
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Honestly y’all can kill me but undertale is a little overrated
Tbh kinda
mystic raven
Honestly y’all can kill me but undertale is a little overrated
yes
quasi wedge
I think it’s really impressive and a very well made game but it’s not like the greatest game to ever exist
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I think it’s really impressive and a very well made game but it’s not like the g...
Yuh
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I just like funny skeleton people
mystic raven
💀
quasi wedge
Fnaf is also really overrated!
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Yuh
quasi wedge
Yk what game isn’t tho
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Fnaf is also really overrated!
Tbh it's mid
mystic raven
That hurts but yes
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At best
quasi wedge
Garten of banban
quasi wedge
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It's actually trash
quasi wedge
Also poppy playtime makes me wanna die
quasi wedge
Like it takes itself really seriously and it’s just a mid game
But it falls into the yt short brainrot stuff way more
Even more than garten of banban
mystic raven
They're all bad
doors is an exception
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Ong
I play like four Roblox games
And that's like twice a year at most
Natural disaster survival
Is the only actually fun game
quasi wedge
Wait that’s real
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Yeah
quasi wedge
I like seeing the tragic horrific deaths
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It came out in like 2008
quasi wedge
I would legit rather die than play roblox without friends
Uh
I really like this one roblox game
Where they recreate all the fortnite events and you get to watch them
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I would legit rather die than play roblox without friends
I'll play natural disaster survival
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Oh yeah I've seen that
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If I want to watch old FN events I use project rift
quasi wedge
OKAY MY FORTNITES BROKEN LMAO
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How?
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Lmao
quasi wedge
ALWAYS
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Are you on not fill?
quasi wedge
And the worst part is I kinda prefer it coz I win half the time
IDK WHY MAYBE IM JUST GOATED
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Lmao
quasi wedge
But I also like killing 2 people more than 1
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IDK WHY MAYBE IM JUST GOATED
Now do it in squads
quasi wedge
literally like half the time I’ve died it’s just because of the stupid cars
THE CARS MAKE ME WANNA DIE
I LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE BUT THE CARS KINDA SUCK
quasi wedge
They’re just annoying af
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Then get a car💀
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Cars are the whole meta
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Driving around in a car watching everyone die
Run them over
quasi wedge
I’d rather shoot them down like ACTUAL FORTNITE
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Car mods are there for a reason
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I’d rather shoot them down like ACTUAL FORTNITE
Use a gun mod
Just put a turret on it
quasi wedge
I just don’t like using cars
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And shoot em
quasi wedge
How
quasi wedge
YEA COZ THEYRE RIGGED LMAO
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If you hate cars so much carjack ppl and blow up their cars
mystic raven
This is a mk chat u know?
quasi wedge
Never played a more boring match than having a car and watching everyone duke it out in cars
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This is a mk chat u know?
Shush
slate orbit
Never played a more boring match than having a car and watching everyone duke it...
Then blow up the cars
quasi wedge
Like straight up the cars make me not wanna play
slate orbit
It's literally the whole point of the season
Why do you think everything is about cars
All the items help cars
Or the fists are good for punching cars away
Also they unvaulted boogy bombs
So just carry those
slate orbit
What is it then
quasi wedge
Walking home sorry brb
slate orbit
quasi wedge
OKAY HERE IT IS
First slot
AR with a scope
Second slot
AR
Third slot
Shotgun
Fourth slot
Big sniper
Fifth spot
Mythic or heals
Fourth slot is also taken up by mythic half the time
slate orbit
Snipers are vaulted
So get boogy bombs
My loadout is
Utility
Shotgun
Ar
Smg
Heals
slate orbit
I do also just throw a hand cannon in there or sum too
That's kinda just my whatever slot
quasi wedge
Dude my fn squad is so organized it’s kinda crazy
Like idk if other people do this
But we all have designated roles in the squad for seperate weapons
I’m the AR
One persons the shotgun
The other ones the sniper
And the last ones support
slate orbit
I'm the psychopath with a car and a dream
Everyone else is just dead in the storm
That's my average team game
quasi wedge
WHY DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS GO IN THE STORMA
slate orbit
THEY ARE JUST SLOW ASF
I'm literally halfway across the map thinking they followed me but then I hear three knocked teammate noises
And they're all dead in the storm and I have to go on a godamn fetch quest for em
Alec is probably the only one who's not like that
Because Alec goes vroom
quasi wedge
Istg it’s actually hard to play with you guys just bc y’all are never together and half in the storm lmao
slate orbit
I'm just running around killing everyone as Alec tails behind
Everyone else dies
And SOMEONE cough cough nowaï shoots the machinist boss two seconds into the match and gets us killed
slate orbit
At least soda in the storm doesn't kill everyone
quasi wedge
Yea but you have to respect the silliness
stray trellis
And SOMEONE *cough cough nowaï* shoots the machinist boss two seconds into the m...
Okay Gwen
stray trellis
Okay Gwen
quasi wedge
I feel like I’m seeing the aftermath or 10 world wars
hasty frost
And SOMEONE *cough cough nowaï* shoots the machinist boss two seconds into the m...
Sounds like a skill issue to me tbh 🤷♂️
Wouldn't die if u were like good at the game 🙄
hasty frost
Grab a weapon and shoot the fella 😁👍
hasty frost
Nowaï had the only weapon in sight
Gotta be quicker
slate orbit
Still
I don't that grey smg would've done much to a boss with 400 hp turrets a mythic AR and shield regen
And the henchmen that swarm you too
hasty frost
I don't that grey smg would've done much to a boss with 400 hp turrets a mythic ...
Gotta use it optimally
Be strategic
slate orbit
Alec threw and you blamed it on nowai?
Alec was already dead somehow
And then nowaï shit the boss right as I landed
mystic raven
Alec was already dead somehow
Nah I was THE ONE CARRIEING I WAS REVIVING YOU AFTER THAT NOWAI SHOT THE WOMAN AND I HAD TO KILL SEVERAL PEOPLE TO BE ABLE TO REVIVE YOU
And you say I THREW?!
slate orbit
Nah I was THE ONE CARRIEING I WAS REVIVING YOU AFTER THAT NOWAI SHOT THE WOMAN A...
i died to the machinist off spawn
You're thinking of a different match
mystic raven
Because Alec goes vroom
Thanks
Nah I know the match
I had a blue deagle and had to headshot two sweats to get you
Then I died reviving you and then u died
@quasi wedge yes it was nowai who was drooling out the mouth and shot the machinist
stray trellis
<@1059636135686574190> yes it was nowai who was drooling out the mouth and shot ...
ok goon numer 2
mystic raven
ok goon numer 2
Wtf is that supposed to mean
stray trellis
okay goon number 2
hasty frost
okay goon number 2
W nowai
quasi wedge
Nah sodas goon number 2
hasty frost
Tell them what's what
quasi wedge
Alec’s goon number 1
mystic raven
stray trellis
Nah sodas goon number 2
ooh yeah mb 😭😭
mystic raven
Your honor nah
mystic raven
Alec’s goon number 1
Goon? U got 3 kills when Gwen and I killed 20 per person
stray trellis
its not the fncs bruh 😭😭
slate orbit
Goon? U got 3 kills when Gwen and I killed 20 per person
mainly me but ok
Half of em were ai anyway
stray trellis
also im sorry but youre really not the best at the game minion number 1
mystic raven
~~mainly me but ok~~
still u know the match
slate orbit
also im sorry but youre really not the best at the game minion number 1
Also yeah uh Alec
I gotta agree with nowaï here
The cars have been carrying you this season
quasi wedge
Goon? U got 3 kills when Gwen and I killed 20 per person
Alec I seen you play I kinda doubt that ima be real
slate orbit
Alec I seen you play I kinda doubt that ima be real
It is possible
Just very reliant on me
stray trellis
respectfully
hasty frost
Goon? U got 3 kills when Gwen and I killed 20 per person
Doesn't change the fact ur a goon buddy sorry 🥱
Ain't getting out of this one lil bro
quasi wedge
Doesn't change the fact ur a goon buddy sorry 🥱
Goated Tommy
stray trellis
every time ive played with you all you do is run off and let your teammates by themselves
quasi wedge
The goon allegations are too much
stray trellis
bros not even getting paid
mystic raven
every time ive played with you all you do is run off and let your teammates by t...
True
slate orbit
every time ive played with you all you do is run off and let your teammates by t...
If you're talking about me yeah I get bored
hasty frost
If you're talking about me yeah I get bored
That's why the boss killed u 🙄
slate orbit
But that's boring
hasty frost
Feel bored get floored as they say
slate orbit
That's why the boss killed u 🙄
That's when I was with my team
hasty frost
That's when I was with my team
Skill issue 🥱
Nowai solos
Jammin solos
I won't even bring myself into this
stray trellis
im not even saying that im good at the game
just dont blame other people when its also YOUR fault
mystic raven
Sorry accidentally sent that
slate orbit
Let's just admit we're all trash
mystic raven
Kay everyone makes mistakes
slate orbit
Glad I'm not grouped up in this "we're all trash"
You joined the convo so you too
hasty frost
I'm not the one dying to ai 🥱
I'm not the one losing and blaming others 🙄
I'm the one who wins in every game I play right @stray trellis
slate orbit
Tommy in the kindest way possible shut the fuck up
quasi wedge
That’s really kind 😇👼
quasi wedge
Gwen messed with the wrong guy…
hasty frost
Gwen messed with the wrong guy…
gulp
stray trellis
I'm the one who wins in every game I play right <@907657966310817792>
true true really carried me and thij thij and infxtion!!
quasi wedge
I-it’s okay guys..!
stray trellis
gulp... stop fighting please...
hasty frost
true true really carried me and thij thij and infxtion!!
Amen lil bro
hasty frost
We..we can take them!
I'd hate to bother when I could be getting EPIC AWESOME FORTNITE WOWZA HURRAY WINS in fortnite on this WONDERFULLY EXQUISITE monday evening 🙄
shut glen
Me personally I would like for @neon quest to grace his presence in front of me.
neon quest
I HATH BEEN SUMMONED
WHY DOST THOU INFERIOR MORTAL SUMMON SUCH MIGHTY A PRESENCE AS ME
shut glen
Has this photo appease the divine?
shut glen
Fair enough
neon quest
Damn, that design was ugly as hell
quasi wedge
Me personally I would like for <@709404739334438963> to grace his presence in fr...
Add baby Rosalina
neon quest
Really glad Sakurai forced Namco at gunpoint to change it
Fun fact: Gold Mario is the first Mario Kart character to be taken from Arcade GP
shut glen
Well I'm gonna play mario kart. Then I'm gonna play GP DX
neon quest
Who you playing as?
shut glen
Aka go-kart first then GP
neon quest
Oh hell yeah
neon quest
Mario, Luigi, DK, Peach, Toad, Yoshi, Bowser, Wario, Waluigi, Pac-Man, Don-Chan, Baby Mario
I can't actually tell you the full list because the version in Europe and America are out of date
shut glen
I see.
neon quest
In short, Arcade GP DX is still getting new updates to this day
... Only in Japan
Which is super weird lmao
shut glen
Odd
neon quest
Due to Arcade GP DX being a cabinet that is connected to the internet, cabinets are able to receive updates that contain new characters, tracks and karts
In Japan, there's even an exclusive tournament mode
Where you raced against a cabinet in 50 regions of Japan
shut glen
If Rosalina not there, then my boy Don-Chan from Yo-Kai watch 2 (/j) will be in the racing range.
shut glen
Last I played it which was a good bit. I think he was there.
neon quest
It's tricky because, again, European and American cabinets only got updates for a short period of time
shut glen
Welp. Just wish me luck is all I can say
neon quest
Last I played it which was a good bit. I think he was there.
Yeah, you'll have to see for yourself, your cabinets may be different
shut glen
I took the picture because I knew how much you loved Arcade GP
shut glen
The moment I walked in, it hit me. "Wait. . . Is it still here?"
Lo and behold, it was.
neon quest
Yeah, Arcade GP DX cabinets are oddly common lmao
Unlike Arcade GP 1 and 2, you'll have to be STUPIDLY lucky to find a cabinet for either game
neon quest
Yeee good luck!
neon quest
Never thought I'd need a volume warning for a Mario Kart video, but here we are lmao
shut glen
@neon quest I forgot to show you this btw.
neon quest
OH WOW
shut glen
Yeah I won. The CPU is a lot more challenging than what I remember
neon quest
YOUR CABINET ACTUALLY HAD THE CAMERA WORKING??????
neon quest
IT'S SO RARE TO SEE AN ARCADE GP DX CABINET WITH A FUNCTIONING CAMERA
shut glen
Oh. I see
neon quest
All the ones I've seen have it disabled for some stupid reason
shut glen
Well then
neon quest
But GGs on your win!
slate orbit
<@709404739334438963> I forgot to show you this btw.
I question you for not picking don-chan
neon quest
I absolutely love characters like Don-Chan in MK
Absolute out-of-nowhere picks you would never expect lmao
shut glen
I question you for not picking don-chan
If I didn't see Rosalina, I would have picked Don-Chan
Also I got to show you something to you Gwen
In #ミ・miidia
neon quest
Hey @mystic raven, when you see this, I just had a brainstorm
You know how the prediction list I made for MK9 had no desert tracks?
It just occured to me that we don't NEED a desert track because what if we gave the SNES Donut Plains 3 treatment to SNES Mario Circuit 4?
Where it was really old and destroyed, all sandy and less grassy beyond the main track
Where all the surrounding grass and trees are all gone and dead, leaving SNES Mario Circuit 4 as an abandoned desert?
The circuit is still there, just in very poor condition
mystic raven
Oh yeah that’s really cool cus Mario circuit 4 is kinda the forgotten brother of the circuits
mystic raven
I cant type much cus im literally on a little boat in the canals of Amsterdam
neon quest
OH GOD NO
mystic raven
But I’ll be happy to read your ideas
neon quest
WATCH OUT FOR BOMBS, SHELLS AND A FAT TURTLE
neon quest
LIAR THAT AIN'T AMSTERDAM
mystic raven
Yes it is
neon quest
WHERE'S THE PLASTIC-LOOKING FLOWER GARDENS AND JUMPING MUSHROOM PEOPLE AND DINOSAURS
mystic raven
I have come across some green people but in a different context
neon quest
Lmao
neon quest
THE SMOKE BOAT
mystic raven
I found mariokart irl
neon quest
YOOOOOOO
mystic raven
Little pidgeond snuggling under a bridge
neon quest
AWWWW
mystic raven
I’ll send u mariokart locations when I come across them
neon quest
YIPPEE!!!
mystic raven
The most Dutch place
neon quest
That actually looks beautiful
mystic raven
I just saw a guy inject some heroïn also
neon quest
HEROIN??????
mystic raven
Yep
neon quest
THE DRUG????
mystic raven
Behind the photo is the red light district
Im not gonna explain that to keep it family friendly in this server
Search if u wanna know
neon quest
Fair enough lmao
mystic raven
THE DRUG????
Yes what else
mystic raven
He was drinking Champain and shot some heroïn in his system
quasi wedge
I see it all the time walking to school
neon quest
Oh no, for some reason, I though Alec made a typo and was meant to say "heron" like the bird
mystic raven
~~I see it all the time walking to school~~
Relatable
neon quest
Oh wait, Alec corrected it lmao
Alec said "shot" and I thought some dick shot a heron
quasi wedge
Alec said "shot" and I thought some dick shot a heron
LMAO
mystic raven
I just saw a fully red building with some particular things in the Same street
One of my favorite streets in Amsterdam
neon quest
IS THAT JESUS CHRIST ON THE TENT ABOVE THAT CAFE
slate orbit
Jesus wanted a coffee
mystic raven
neon quest
SUSSY-
mystic raven
Cb wanna do some practice games at 19:40?
neon quest
Could do! You'll have to bare with me though, might be a lil bit later lmao
mystic raven
I’m starting it up rn
neon quest
Alright, I'm coming!
mystic raven
I’ll join you
neon quest
Alright! Just booting up the game!
mystic raven
Just saying could we make a rule that no 150cc players can join the 200cc when the 150cc tournament ends
I found it pretty annoying when they joined
neon quest
Just updated my MK9 retro track predictions again lmao
neon quest
I'VE SPENT THE PAST 2 HOURS WORKING ON THIS
Oh my god that took me so long lmaoooo
One of the biggest things I wanted to focus on was 1) variety between cups, 2) difficulty spike
maiden panther
What am I looking at
neon quest
What am I looking at
My prediction for the next MK game's retro cup lineups!
maiden panther
Ah
neon quest
I actually revised it, realised the previous version had a LOAD of difficulty spikes lmao
maiden panther
I see lol
neon quest
What did u actually change?
New = left, right = old
mystic raven
Id suggest to switch ds bowser castle with mushroom city
mystic raven
Starting of with a bowsers castle feels pretty off
neon quest
True, yeah! It's been changed accordingly!
neon quest
3,674 days since the original MK8 dropped
scarlet rivet
random fact ...
neon quest
That's just absolutely insane
Three and a half THOUSAND days since the last actually good MK game
scarlet rivet
time for a new one .... NOW
scarlet rivet
I hope Nintendo is finally working on something
neon quest
JUST PUT MAMETCHI IN A CAR AND I'LL BE HAPPY
scarlet rivet
from Arcade?
neon quest
YESSSS
scarlet rivet
sorry, never played them
neon quest
Sorry? Dude, Arcade GP 1 and 2 are STUPID rare to find lmao