MK8 Deluxe

[neon quest]

Firstly, welcome to the server, second, FELLOW MARIO KART COLLECTOR SPOTTED

[scarlet rivet]

haha, lul

[neon quest]

YOOO

What you got in your collection so far?

[scarlet rivet]

64, Double Dash, Wii, DS, 7, 8Deluxe and Super Circuit

[neon quest]

Ah, you're missing a few, but with what you've got, that's a decent line up!

[scarlet rivet]

yeah, I'm working now on a Wii U and MK8

[neon quest]

I see you're missing SNES, 8, Arcade GP 1, Arcade GP 2, Arcade GP DX and Tour

[scarlet rivet]

Oh, i forgot to count tour, i've got that too

[neon quest]

Nicee

[scarlet rivet]

but wait... that sounds like your collecting even the Arcade ones

[neon quest]

Yep

Imma just put it to ya straight

I've played every single MK game

[scarlet rivet]

impressive

!

[neon quest]

AND I've ranked them all too lmao

[scarlet rivet]

well, this has to be

[neon quest]

Ye!

I can even get you the ranking lmao

[scarlet rivet]

yeah, of course

[neon quest]

1. Wii (Wii)
2. Double Dash!! (GCN)
3. DS (DS)
4. 8 Deluxe (Switch)
5. 8 (Wii U)
6. 7 (3DS)
7. GP DX (Arcade)
8. GP 2 (Arcade)
9. GP 1 (Arcade)
10. Super Circuit (GBA)
11. Super Mario Kart (SNES)
12. 64 (64)
13. Tour (Mobile)

[scarlet rivet]

I like that choise

[neon quest]

Yeah, I'm sorry, Tour just sucks

I absolutely fucking hate Tour

[scarlet rivet]

boi, true

tour fells just so slow

[neon quest]

Give me one reason it beats Wii

...

Does Wii have Pink Gold Peach

[scarlet rivet]

naah , just more costumes

[neon quest]

Lmao

Ok, fine, I'll admit it

Tour has a LOAD of characters which is amazing

It unfortunately does

Tour just failed at being fun

It focuses WAY too much on the fact it's a mobile game rather than the fact it's an MK game

And so sacrifices so many key elements of MK and leaves a horrible game

SKY GARDEN, MY BOY, PLEASE SPEAK TO ME-

[scarlet rivet]

but, I would count it to the Mainline games, just 'cuase of the fact that there are tour tracks in 8 Deluxe

[neon quest]

Yeah, unfortunately, we do

Nintendo are treating Tour as a mainline

THEY DARE TRY AND PASS OFF NINJA HIDEAWAY, SKY HIGH SUNDAE, YOSHI'S ISLAND AND SQUEAKY CLEAN SPRINT AS NEW TRACKS, THEY DAMN WELL KNOW THEY'RE TOUR TRACKS LABELLED AS """NEW""" AS A MARKETING STRATEGY

[scarlet rivet]

true and Nintendo could have brought Toad's Factory instead of the City tracks, but...

[neon quest]

The absolute injustice for DS Airship Fortress

Still one of the only DS tracks never to be seen on a console

[scarlet rivet]

Nintendo knows damn well it's a fan favourite

[neon quest]

YEAH

Though, my theory

They are 100% saving Wii Toad's Factory for MK9/10

[scarlet rivet]

well, it means that there is a even bigger chance of being in the next... right

[neon quest]

That is true

The track has been absent for 14 YEARS

[scarlet rivet]

damn

[neon quest]

But yeah, if you're asking me

Toad's Factory is basically guaranteed a retro spot

[scarlet rivet]

In my prediction it's in, but that means nothing

[neon quest]

Yeah, but there is another factor

Gimme a moment to find something

See this?

[scarlet rivet]

yup

[neon quest]

This is a list of every retro track left to be remade

There's 22 tracks left

[scarlet rivet]

isn't that out of a Video from YT

[neon quest]

Nah, I made this tierlist lmao

Though I think I know what vid you're talking about

[scarlet rivet]

well i saw that on YT, nevermind

[neon quest]

They included Tour retros in that vid which explains why their video has so many 3DS tracks

But in my eyes?

If Nintendo wanna be petty and make Tour a mainline game, I'm gonna be petty and treat it like one

[scarlet rivet]

yeah, guess thats the only way

[neon quest]

I'm just so mad about 64 though

There is

ONE

64 track left

[scarlet rivet]

If Nintendo handles this right Wario Stadium can be really funny, but like that

[neon quest]

I think if they're gonna bring back N64 Wario Stadium, they're gonna need to do a TOTAL OVERHAUL

Because there's a damn good reason they haven't remade it lmao

[scarlet rivet]

actually, it was not that bad. I was just really f****d up because i couldn't do tricks

[neon quest]

Yeah, my personal problem is that it takes too long and does absolutely nothing

It's literally just a load of straight lines and corners and that's it

[scarlet rivet]

too long, like N64 Rainbowroad, but they fixed that problem

[neon quest]

Yeah, MK7's Section lap structure would benefit the track so much

[scarlet rivet]

thank god that nintendo made MK7. 🙂

[neon quest]

Absolutely

MK7 is such a weird MK game

I always call it "the Mario Kart that never happened"

Because it feels like such an anomaly in the series

[scarlet rivet]

yup, but i liked the Wuhu tracks

[neon quest]

HOW HAVE THEY NOT REMADE EITHER TRACK???

THEY'RE BOTH ACTUAL PEAKKK

[scarlet rivet]

just as battle arena

[neon quest]

AAAAAA

NINTENDO YOU FRUSTRATE ME SO MUCH

AND WHAT'S WORSE

MKTOUR LEAKS REVEALED THAT MAKA WUHU AND WUHU ISLAND LOOP WERE PLANNED TO BE IN THE GAME BUT WERE SCRAPPED DUE TO MOBILE LIMITATIONS

[scarlet rivet]

bruh

thanks Nintendo

[neon quest]

JUST

Aaaaa

Bring back the Wuhu Island tracks

AND BRING BACK MII SPECTATORS

WHERE ARE THEY???

[scarlet rivet]

Man they were cool

[neon quest]

YEAH

The concept alone is cool as fuck

[scarlet rivet]

yup

[neon quest]

I think, out of the two, Maka Wuhu is better

That ending gliding section, DUDE, IMAGINE THAT IN HD

[scarlet rivet]

would definitly be amazing

[neon quest]

Especially with the rumours of the next console's power, DAMN THAT WOULD BE GORGEOUS

[scarlet rivet]

at the 18.April is a Direct right, hope we can get some more infos

[neon quest]

Where did you get that info

[scarlet rivet]

YT

[neon quest]

From where?

[scarlet rivet]

Nin10doland

[neon quest]

Ah, I'm assuming you're talking about a leak lmao

[scarlet rivet]

yeah

[neon quest]

Yeah, don't trust leaks

In fact, I got so desperate for MK9 at one point, I actually got into leaks LMAO

[scarlet rivet]

but I'm stupid, i am allowed to trust leaks

[neon quest]

And then I realised how lame it was and just figured "eh, I'll wait it out"

LMAO

That's one way to put it

[scarlet rivet]

yeah, actually

[mystic raven]

Fuck late to mariokart talk

[scarlet rivet]

... but what do you think, how looks the next MK

[neon quest]

I

[mystic raven]

Well wanna see my ranking of all mk soundtracks?

All in one sitting

[scarlet rivet]

good

[neon quest]

I don't care how it looks, I JUST WANNA NEW MK GAME, IT'S BEEN 10 YEARS FUCKING

LET ME SEE SOMETHING-

[scarlet rivet]

well I thought about it and made something ...

[mystic raven]

I want double dash special items back and you can toggle those on and of
And the driving mode

[scarlet rivet]

not a bad idea

[neon quest]

I think in order to bring back the 2-character mechanic AND the main kart both at the same time would take one hell of a think-through

[scarlet rivet]

you,re right. I would like to show you something ... but it's on german so I have to discribe it a little.

[neon quest]

Thing is, what is it?

[neon quest]

OH

[neon quest]

AYO IS THAT A MENU DESIGN????

[scarlet rivet]

yeah it is

[neon quest]

HA

HAHAH, LOOK AT THAT BOTTOM LEFT PICTURE

[mystic raven]

Looks good

[neon quest]

HOLY SHIT YOU ALSO THINK CUSTOMISABLE PROPELLERS SHOULD BE A THING???

[scarlet rivet]

Why not

• a shop

etc.

[neon quest]

WE'RE LITERALLY THINKING ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH LMAO

[scarlet rivet]

noooo way

[mystic raven]

They could also add a in game shop for character alts

[neon quest]

YEAAA

Though, thing is

Paceeval, I need to know an opinion

[mystic raven]

From every race you get some points u can spend

[neon quest]

What's your opinion on Mission Mode returning

[slate orbit]

They would make the shop be micro transactions

Like Kirby spinoff style

[mystic raven]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[slate orbit]

It's true tho

[scarlet rivet]

all of that are very good ideas

[neon quest]

YEAAAA

[mystic raven]

Emblem creator back

[neon quest]

Another thing that I think would be cool as hell

[neon quest]

YEAAAA

[slate orbit]

How about - we only have tracks that Comeback hates

[mystic raven]

I’ve been playing a lot of mk ds lately and the physics are really fun

[neon quest]

NO-

[scarlet rivet]

lul

[mystic raven]

The should ad those but tone them down a little bit

[slate orbit]

400cc

[neon quest]

I think MKDS was the game that really finalised how karts would handle for the rest of the series

[neon quest]

I think 300cc should genuinely be considered lmao

[scarlet rivet]

i guess 300 is deadly enough

[slate orbit]

999cc on RR

[neon quest]

NO-

[mystic raven]

Yes we need the floatiness back cuz it now feels like ur stuck to the ground

[neon quest]

True

[mystic raven]

They should add reverse mode

[slate orbit]

25cc

[mystic raven]

Ur driving the track in reverse

[slate orbit]

Like 20% of tracks wouldn't work

Coconut mall for example

[scarlet rivet]

boi, true

[neon quest]

Imma just say something about that real quick

That was actually a scrapped cc from Mario Kart Double Dash, where in the game's code, graphics and models exist for a Reverse cc

[mystic raven]

They could just add the tour ramps back for the reverse tracks

Gotta go

[neon quest]

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

[slate orbit]

wouldnt it just be the same models

Just rotated 180 degrees on the x axis

[neon quest]

Basically lmao, but there are graphics

[scarlet rivet]

didn't expected such a nice conversation, actually

[neon quest]

Yeah, I've been an MK fanatic for YEARS

Always nice to talk about my unhealthy addiction hyperfixation

[mystic raven]

Sorry I came in a little late in the conversation

[neon quest]

Nah it's alright!

[slate orbit]

Dude you have over 1.5k hours on mk8 on switch lil

Lol*

[neon quest]

Yep

[mystic raven]

Mk hyperfxation gang

[neon quest]

I am definitely sane-

[slate orbit]

my ass who only plays mk when prompted or when I'll make annoying ppl get mad cuz they suck

[mystic raven]

Cb can u play mk Friday?

[neon quest]

Absolutely!

[mystic raven]

Or can anyone plau mk friday

[slate orbit]

I MIGHT be able to if I can make time

[scarlet rivet]

hey, comeback can you give me your Switch Code so we can be friend, i guess

[scarlet rivet]

I could to

[neon quest]

OH sure! Just doing something real quick, I'll send ya it in a mo!

[slate orbit]

me who added everyone here through the recently played with tab

[scarlet rivet]

but I never played with him

[slate orbit]

Yeah ik

[scarlet rivet]

You said On friday, but at what time?

[mystic raven]

Well see

[scarlet rivet]

ok

[neon quest]

AYO @scarlet rivet SW-6369-2823-7981

[scarlet rivet]

cool, thanks

[neon quest]

Just accepted the request!

[scarlet rivet]

yeah!

oh boi, so true

[mystic raven]

Mario kart 8 deluxe + new funky mode

[scarlet rivet]

lul

[slate orbit]

Mario kart 8 deluxe U

[scarlet rivet]

I wonder why it hadn't that name on the Wii U

[slate orbit]

Because it was mario kart 8

Deluxe was added to the switch name BC it had all the OG dlc bundled in

(the Zelda and animal crossing stuff)

[scarlet rivet]

but the U is so ... Wii U

[slate orbit]

Splatoon U...

Pikmin U..m

It doesn't work for most games

[scarlet rivet]

haha , PIKMIN

anyone, wanna play MK right now?

[slate orbit]

Pikmin in I think danish translates to my dick

[scarlet rivet]

really?!

[slate orbit]

Whatever this language is

[scarlet rivet]

lul

[mystic raven]

Tired

[scarlet rivet]

poor little being, a Real PRO is never tired of playing!

[neon quest]

Do you wanna test that?

[scarlet rivet]

hohoho of course

[neon quest]

Yo, I got a room open- you joined the moment I asked lmao

Just gotta wait for @mystic raven

[scarlet rivet]

oh yeah

[neon quest]

What cc you wanna do?

[scarlet rivet]

choose anything

[neon quest]

200?

[scarlet rivet]

if you want

[slate orbit]

Y'all I could see if I can play

[neon quest]

Nice! I've opened a room!

[scarlet rivet]

... my little monkey brain isn't made for something fast

[slate orbit]

Probably gonna be a no but I'll try

[neon quest]

Ok!

Paceeval, you wanna do some rounds while we wait?

[scarlet rivet]

ok

[neon quest]

Alright, so, 150 or 200?

[scarlet rivet]

150 for the tests then 200

[mystic raven]

Im loading in

[slate orbit]

KEEP THE ROOM OPEN DONT START IM JOINING

[mystic raven]

Sorry had to grab my switch

[neon quest]

Ok! Holding room for both!

That's Alec in, just waiting for Gwen!

[slate orbit]

SYSTEM UPDATE HOLD ON

[neon quest]

OH

[scarlet rivet]

lul

[neon quest]

Huh

I just explained the reason why the update happened but the server blocked the message lmao

[slate orbit]

Loading up the game rn

[neon quest]

Uhhh how do I say this

[slate orbit]

Why it happen

[mystic raven]

Haven’t played 8 in a while

Have been playing ds a lot more

[neon quest]

They did the entire update because the word P3N15 was no longer allowed to be used as a name

[slate orbit]

ALEC WTF IS THAT MII

[neon quest]

There we go

[slate orbit]

Seriously

That's it

[mystic raven]

That’s Mii

[neon quest]

Yep lmao

Right, you guys wanna do 150 to start?

[mystic raven]

Yes

[slate orbit]

But I can still call myself I eat kids on splat 3?!

[slate orbit]

I don't mind

[neon quest]

OK, LET'S PARTY

[mystic raven]

Gwen do you still see Mario as my mii or actually me?

[slate orbit]

It was mario now it's you

[mystic raven]

Good

[slate orbit]

ALSO WHY HARD CPU

[neon quest]

Mwehehehehee

3-FOR-3 ON THE DOUBLE SHORTCUT BABYYYY

[slate orbit]

I suck omg

[mystic raven]

I tried to snake

[scarlet rivet]

oh god

[mystic raven]

It feels really weird playing this after olaying ds for long

[slate orbit]

Hey Comeback it'd be nice if you could vote SNES RR again

[neon quest]

NO

[slate orbit]

YES DO IT NOW

[neon quest]

YEAAA

[slate orbit]

Eh 3rf

Now vote SNES RR

[mystic raven]

I COULDNT SLOW DOWN FOR THAT BLUEA SHELL CUS I WAS IN THE AIR

[neon quest]

NEIN

LMAOOOO

PLAYED YA

[slate orbit]

Ja!

[scarlet rivet]

german alert

[mystic raven]

Im going to Kermit suicide

[stray trellis]

Nuh uh

You gang playing mario kart ?

[neon quest]

YIPPEE

[neon quest]

Yeah! You want in?

[scarlet rivet]

dude

[slate orbit]

NINTH

HOW

[mystic raven]

Skill
Issue

[slate orbit]

Stfu plz I'm bad

At that track

[stray trellis]

Do I want to kms ?

[slate orbit]

Just gimme SNES RR

[stray trellis]

Nuh uh

[mystic raven]

HA

[slate orbit]

WHYYYY

[scarlet rivet]

haha

[slate orbit]

I HATE DK MOUNTAIN

[deep cradle]

So…who won?

Paceeval or Cb?

[stray trellis]

Actually I might do a few games

Give me a sec

[neon quest]

FOUR FOR FOUR BABYYYY

[slate orbit]

Comeback istg turn off these cpu

[mystic raven]

Yippie I got

[neon quest]

Ok lmao

[slate orbit]

Shit track overall

[scarlet rivet]

I am not last!

[neon quest]

@stray trellis Room ID is DLD2W!

Same for you, Jammin'!

[mystic raven]

Brb

[slate orbit]

Alr I'm using ol' reliable now

Bowser jr

[stray trellis]

i might take a lil longer

sorry

[neon quest]

That's ok!

[slate orbit]

Did you loose the switch again

[stray trellis]

nah nah lmao dw

my lungs hurt

[neon quest]

Got a cold?

[stray trellis]

i dont think so

[slate orbit]

Owie

[stray trellis]

they just hurt a lot for no fucking reason cuz they hate me

[mystic raven]

Wish good luck

[slate orbit]

SPIDER PEAK RAHH

[stray trellis]

im good im good lmao

ty gang

[slate orbit]

Heart burn?

[stray trellis]

just play

[neon quest]

Ok, just waiting for Jammin'!

[stray trellis]

i have no idea imma be honest

[slate orbit]

Just take em out

[stray trellis]

yuhh!!

[slate orbit]

So they won't hurt

[stray trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1067958676754808913/1218772000508608552/image0.gif

[slate orbit]

No lungs = no lung pain

[stray trellis]

sure

[scarlet rivet]

I'm too GERMAN to win any of this games

[neon quest]

Nah, the thing is

[stray trellis]

i should

[mystic raven]

Man
I live next to u

[neon quest]

None of you are British enough

[slate orbit]

dont you got a no speed limit highway?

[stray trellis]

thankfully

[scarlet rivet]

true

[slate orbit]

You're not sweedish enough to beat me in a Minecraft 1v1

Also yeah thank god, I like having teeth

[scarlet rivet]

I won't even win a 1v1 against an Enderman

[neon quest]

Ayo Jammin', you coming?

[neon quest]

I know the Enderman exploit lmao

Just build a 3x3 above you, they can't touch uou

[slate orbit]

Literally build a 3x3x1 roof

Or place a single water bucket

[neon quest]

Kinda, yeah lmao

[slate orbit]

Kinda

[scarlet rivet]

this was a joke 🥲

[neon quest]

It is what you're not meant to do

[slate orbit]

Dosent work on bedrock btw

They teleport in hit you and to out cuz suffocation

Tp*

Oop

[mystic raven]

womp womp
Sorry

[slate orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-miku-disgust-dissapointed-vocaloid-gif-21699011

[neon quest]

HATSUNE MIKU????

[slate orbit]

Me when British ppl ( Hatsune miku does NOT talk to British people)

[neon quest]

BBBBBRITISH LIKE DR RRRRROBOTNIK

[slate orbit]

It's yours

[neon quest]

NOOOO

[slate orbit]

We're chilling rn

[neon quest]

Try disconnecting and reconnecting to your wi-fi

[slate orbit]

wait if the miis are standing on the earth how fucking big are they?!

[neon quest]

JAMMIN'S IN

[slate orbit]

Oop

[neon quest]

NOOOOO

[scarlet rivet]

no skin

[slate orbit]

There he goes

[scarlet rivet]

sorry

[slate orbit]

No way they added the best Splatoon feature to mk8

[neon quest]

THERE WE ARE

[mystic raven]

My people need me

[neon quest]

RIGHT

Imma turn off CPUs as of Gwen's request

[slate orbit]

wait who's nate

Is that jam

[neon quest]

Jammin!

Right, y'all ready?

[slate orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/mk8dx-mario-kart-snes-rainbow-road-rainbow-road-mk8dx-lounge-gif-12642591950402661942

[mystic raven]

Yep

[slate orbit]

Y'all I'm begging

[neon quest]

@stray trellis You ok for us to start?

[mystic raven]

no

[slate orbit]

Die

Ain't that Nathaniel B?!

[stray trellis]

Yeah yeah obviously

[neon quest]

LET'S A GOOOO

[stray trellis]

Dw

[neon quest]

TIME TO SEND Y'ALL TO THE JUNKYARD

[slate orbit]

Also Ew 150cc

[mystic raven]

N64 circuit theme best circuit theme

Just saying

[slate orbit]

DUDE ISTG

[neon quest]

I'll do 200 after this!

LMAOOOO

[mystic raven]

Trans squad in the back

[neon quest]

PACEEVAL THAT RED SHELL LAG LMAO

[slate orbit]

Alec I fucking hate you

[scarlet rivet]

for real

[mystic raven]

Why

[slate orbit]

Green shell rammed me to 5th

[mystic raven]

I could’ve been second if on lap two my red shell didn’t get stolen right befor e I wardens to throw it

[neon quest]

I'M SUCH A DIRTY PLAYER LMAOOO

[slate orbit]

It better be 200cc next istg

[mystic raven]

BIG CUMBACK I HATE YOU

[slate orbit]

CUM?!

[neon quest]

HEHEHEHHE

Wait

[slate orbit]

ALEC WHY TF KOOPA CAPE

[neon quest]

NEVERMIND THEY DO CENSOR IT LMAO

AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME COMEBACK

[mystic raven]

….

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[slate orbit]

Fuck this shit I'm bringing out Luigi standard kart

[scarlet rivet]

L is real

[slate orbit]

BABY PARK?!

[mystic raven]

I want to throw my controller across the room

[scarlet rivet]

muhaha

[neon quest]

TIME TO DIE

HAHAAA

WHEN CHAOS IS OF THE ESSENCE, I'M THE ESSENCE OF CHAOS

[slate orbit]

Weegee not happy...
Luigi ten seconds ago

[scarlet rivet]

Standard luigi, i see

[neon quest]

RIGHT

200CC TIME

[slate orbit]

RAHHH FINALLY

[scarlet rivet]

NO

[mystic raven]

30march
9 pm
Leadenhall market

[slate orbit]

Ew

[neon quest]

For a Brit, I did well in Canada, don't ya think?

[mystic raven]

YOU FUCKING BULLETBILLS

[slate orbit]

Are we seriously just choosing tracks I suck at

[neon quest]

LMAO YOU WERE ASKING FOR THAT BOMB

[slate orbit]

I GUESS WE ARE

[mystic raven]

Im done

[slate orbit]

NEVER MIND

2ND

FINALLY

[neon quest]

Thish farm ain't big enuff fee the 5 o' us

[mystic raven]

I feel like my pfp

[scarlet rivet]

sorry for the green

[slate orbit]

Yup

The fucking feather is better

[mystic raven]

Im very lucky

[slate orbit]

DUDE STOP WITH THE TOUR TRACKS

ISTG

[neon quest]

BLUE SHELL OUTRUN!!!

[slate orbit]

ALEC STOP WITH THE TOUR TRACKS 😭

[scarlet rivet]

in 2nd again

[slate orbit]

That's fine

Clock is alr

[neon quest]

I'M TAKING Y'ALL DOWN LIKE IT'S 2005

[mystic raven]

HAHAHAHAHA JAM

[slate orbit]

I hate each and every one of you rn

[neon quest]

Let's go another round!

[slate orbit]

Guys plz I'm literally begging for y'all to pick SNES RR

[scarlet rivet]

2001 is GBA

[mystic raven]

Custom times

[neon quest]

Nah, I'm gonna gut punch y'all with 2005 nostalgia

[slate orbit]

Alec plz help ya girl out here

[neon quest]

Unironically the hardest thing I've ever said lmao

[slate orbit]

SNES RAINBOW ROAD

NO

[neon quest]

NOOOO

[mystic raven]

JAAAAAAA

[slate orbit]

FINALLY

YESSS

[neon quest]

LMAOOO I CLIPPED THROUGH ONE OF THE CORNERS AND LIVED

[scarlet rivet]

sorry for the red

[slate orbit]

Who the FUCK put that banana there

[mystic raven]

I’m gonna KMS

[slate orbit]

Wanna see me do it again?

IM GONNA KMS

[mystic raven]

EVERYONE CHOOSE ESCITE BIKE ARENA

[neon quest]

THREE FOR THREEE

EVEN WHEN I GOT HIT BY BIG BLUE LMAO

[mystic raven]

Almost

[slate orbit]

Pac... Never pick that track again

Die.

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-jjk-hollow-purple-yapping-yap-gif-11549699007778800962

[neon quest]

NOOOOO

MKWII'S LIGHTNING CUP PREPARED ME FOR THIS MOMENT

You guys wanna add back CPUs after this one?

[slate orbit]

Y'all why tf did I agree to play tonight I'm way too hormonal to be nice to y'all

[scarlet rivet]

disgusting

[slate orbit]

Please dont

[neon quest]

Hormona-

[scarlet rivet]

huh?

[neon quest]

WAIT

NO

NONONONO

[neon quest]

NOOOO

[slate orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/uzi-murder-drones-uwu-cute-gif-27592002

[neon quest]

MY WIFI DIED

[slate orbit]

Uzi ref

[neon quest]

NOOOOO

ROOM'S BACK UP GOGOGOGO

[mystic raven]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-jump-pink-pantern-gif-14937633897697107563

[slate orbit]

I made one already

[mystic raven]

I’m going

[neon quest]

JOIN GWEN'S ROOM

[scarlet rivet]

alright guys, time to get some sleep for upcomming races. Good night!

[mystic raven]

I’m way to stressed and overstimulated for this

[slate orbit]

My WiFi isn't trash join me!

[neon quest]

GGs Paceeval! It's been nice to meet ya!

[slate orbit]

Ggs

[scarlet rivet]

GG

[slate orbit]

Gg

You two still down?

[neon quest]

YEAA

[mystic raven]

Fuck this shit I’m out MmM

[neon quest]

GGs Alec!

[slate orbit]

I ACCIDENTALLY MADE IT MIRROR

Oh well

YAHAHAHAHA

[neon quest]

NOOOO

Funky monke

[slate orbit]

I was in constant fear at the end

Jammin got like ten stars in a row

NOOO

[neon quest]

Mwehehehe >:3

CLOSE FINISH

[slate orbit]

Dude..

How tf did I do that triple shroom shortcut and loose

FUCK YOU JAMMIN

QIstg

[stray trellis]

Language

Wow

[neon quest]

NOOO I WAS GONNA STOP BOMB YOU BUT YOU WERE IN A STAR

[slate orbit]

He chose tour

[slate orbit]

Haha fuck you lmao

[neon quest]

Everybody wanna be a superstar

[slate orbit]

Crazy 8 and star pull

[neon quest]

Get a lotta money driving fancy cars

Everybody wanna be a superstar

[slate orbit]

Nathanael istg

[neon quest]

NOOOOO

[slate orbit]

YES

SNES RR BABYYY

[neon quest]

KAGDKAHSKSHSKSHSK

[slate orbit]

HAHAHAHA

YES

[neon quest]

HEHSHSJSHHSHA JAMMIN IM SO FUCKING SORRYYYY

[slate orbit]

Thank cb for the free 2nd :3

[neon quest]

Jammin', I am genuinely so sorry lmao, that was terrible of me

[slate orbit]

nooo

Koopa city

[neon quest]

Yippee!!!

[slate orbit]

Dude this is a test of how close can I get to you before you win

[neon quest]

Oh? Well then

[slate orbit]

Fuck you I'm putting on exitebike

[neon quest]

Let's put it to the test

[slate orbit]

Fuck you

Bike time

[neon quest]

JAHSKAHSJSJSJ

[slate orbit]

Comeback I fucking hate you

[neon quest]

LMAOOOO

I HAD TO HIT YOU WITH THE SUPER HORN, I HAD TO LMAO

[slate orbit]

I'm not mad at you btw! just.. generally hormonal!

--Uzi doorman

[neon quest]

Hehehe

Hormones

[slate orbit]

Ew

[neon quest]

YEAAA

[slate orbit]

Dragon driftway

[neon quest]

PREPARE FOR BAGON BIFTWAY

[slate orbit]

Ew

So comeback

[neon quest]

Drift kinggg

[slate orbit]

For no particular reason

What part of England do you stay in?

[neon quest]

Uhhh

Western Outer-Mongolia

[slate orbit]

im gonna kill you

If I hear Luigi say he's not happy one more time it's off with your head cb

Make Luigi happy

[neon quest]

Unfortunately for you

Wii Maple Treeway is one of the strongest frontrunning tracks in the entire series lmao

KAGDKSHSK

[slate orbit]

I COULD'VE WON WITH THE BLUE

[neon quest]

THAT ALMOST BACKFIRED ON ME SO BADLY LMAO

[slate orbit]

Also you ain't getting me with that bannana placement again

[neon quest]

Mute City my beloved

[slate orbit]

I'm ripping the head off my drybones figure for that

[neon quest]

Isnt that kinda the point lmao

[slate orbit]

SNES RR teehee

[neon quest]

SNOIPE

[slate orbit]

You're actually so rude

[neon quest]

Nah, just insane

[slate orbit]

This is my final race

Fuck

Ok I'm heading off I can't do this

[neon quest]

Alright, GGs Gwen!

[neon quest]

So, after some experimenting

I can now confirm

Mr Scooty has been made obsolete

[scarlet rivet]

who is Mr Scooty?

[neon quest]

The bike

Toy-like one that's blue with red and yellow handles

[scarlet rivet]

ahhh, this

[neon quest]

Yeye!

Just found out that the Varmint is now superior

It sacrifices acceleration but it increases speed and weight

[scarlet rivet]

Ohh, good to know

[neon quest]

Yeah, the patches Nintendo released really messed up the game

And killed Waluigi too-

[scarlet rivet]

NOOOOOO

So the new best combo is ?

[neon quest]

Uhhh

To be frank

The patches made it so the meta basically changes between tracks

[scarlet rivet]

hmm

[neon quest]

One thing that stays consistent, however

Is that the Roller are the best

[scarlet rivet]

ok, well you playerd 1000+ hours, you have to know

[neon quest]

Welll

I do know one

Yoshi + Teddy Buggy + Azure Rollers + Cloud Glider

[scarlet rivet]

is this better?

[neon quest]

It's the best combo from what I've seen

However, again, the patches made it so the meta is hard to truly decipher

[scarlet rivet]

Nintendo overcomplecates everything

[neon quest]

I'm gonna be honest

I think they're using MK8D as a guinea pig

[scarlet rivet]

🤣

[neon quest]

The custom items, the shock not killing you if you're in a cannon, the new invincibility frames stat

I think this is them potentially testing what to add in MK9

[scarlet rivet]

LuL

probably

[neon quest]

IT'S BEEN 10 FUCKING YEARS WHAT ARE THEY HIDING

[scarlet rivet]

time for something new NOW

[neon quest]

EXACTLY

[scarlet rivet]

What do you think when can we finally get MK9/10

[neon quest]

There is 1 thing I want above the rest

Arcade GP representation

[scarlet rivet]

yeah but, excuse me for a moment, lunch time

[neon quest]

Alright!

[scarlet rivet]

I'm back!

[neon quest]

Yippee!!

As I was saying, Arcade GP rep would be so damn cool

[scarlet rivet]

I didn't played them, but it would be cool to see them

[neon quest]

YEAH

Just imagine the characters we'd get

[scarlet rivet]

Sushi guy

[neon quest]

Pac Man, Blinky, [REDACTED], Mametchi and Don Chan!

[scarlet rivet]

Personally, I prefer just Mario Characters

[neon quest]

Yeah, but I kinda like em

NOT to the point of Nintendo Kart, of course

[scarlet rivet]

Nintendo kart, eeewww

[neon quest]

THAT'S WHAT IM SAYIN!!!

[scarlet rivet]

This is the Worst Idea I've ever heard

[neon quest]

EXACTLY, this is MARIO Kart

[scarlet rivet]

Imagine Any Mario Land characters or something, bro I can't

[neon quest]

King Wart would be such a fun inclusion

[scarlet rivet]

a bit funny, yeah

but Pikmin

no

[neon quest]

I think Pikmin would be a fun inclusion

[scarlet rivet]

they do not even have hands

... wait I'm stupid

[neon quest]

Lmao, I think you're thinking of a Bulborb

[scarlet rivet]

hahaha, I meant they don't have free will

[neon quest]

Que

[scarlet rivet]

Everytime I see a ,, I made the perfect mk roster '' I watch 5 Minutes. This is not okay

[neon quest]

I like watching those videos

Just seeing what characters people want

[scarlet rivet]

I prefer the Retro Track Videos

[neon quest]

Yeah, those are fun

[scarlet rivet]

maybe we make a Discordcall sometime, Watching those Vids and discuss about it. I dunno

[neon quest]

We could possibly do so!

[scarlet rivet]

Well, than Let me know if you want to.

[neon quest]

"So, what if the next Mario Kart was instead a Nintendo Ka-"

[slate orbit]

SMASH KART

I WANT SONIC

[neon quest]

Imma be honest

I really want Sonic in the next MK lmao

But out of my 3 picks for crossover characters, he's got an EXTREMELY low chance

(My 3 picks being Captain Falcon, Kirby and Sonic)

[slate orbit]

Shush you're just mad we had sonic mii suit before pikmin

[neon quest]

I'm gonna be honest, I think 3 is a good amount

[slate orbit]

B-bu-but... Joker in mario kart

YOU WILL NOT DENY ME MY FUTABA GO KARTING GAME

https://tenor.com/view/futaba-geek-grin-eyeglasses-creepy-gif-16048798

THEN I'LL DO IT MYSELF I KNOW HOW TO CODE

https://tenor.com/view/persona5-futaba-sakura-gif-19854516

Time to get sega to hire me lol

[neon quest]

I'm just kinda skeptical about Sonic's inclusion

Because the thing is

[slate orbit]

(did y'all know roughly 40% of Sega's game Devs and artists are fans they hired)

[neon quest]

Sega's being kinda shitty at the moment

Yeah, but the way they're treating employees as well as Sonic's IP

[slate orbit]

They did a big hiring spree after sonic movie 2

[slate orbit]

Yeah I saw about that

They should let me manage the employees

I'll do sonic popsicle Sunday's

Everyone gets one (if they want it) on Sundays

Also I'm still begging sega to let epic put sonic in fortnite

It's how they treat sonic team

The rest of sega is treated quite fairly

The blue boy makes enough money

I'll even put gumballs back for the eyes

[neon quest]

I just dunno

Thing is, Nintendo's a damn good company in terms of employee treatment

I don't think they see Sega as a good company

[slate orbit]

That's the one thing they do right

[slate orbit]

pokemon X Hatsune Miku

[neon quest]

So I just dunno

Thing is, do Nintendo really wanna add the face of a game company who treats their employees like shit???

[slate orbit]

I do own a company

It's just me

I'm the only employee

I'm employee of the month for the past year

Yh had to make it BC of Nintendo eshop and getting a dev kit.

and it makes me able to commit legal tax fraud!

ok but no seriously it's surprisingly easy to accidentally commit legalized tax fraud

[neon quest]

How do you know that-

[slate orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/blush-anime-shy-cute-girl-gif-16149781

Ehehehehe well ...

guys how do y'all think I buy so much shit 24/7

No comment

[neon quest]

Just appearing for a quick mo to say if we're ready for MK in a few minutes?

[slate orbit]

Uhhhhhhhh

Gimme like ten minutes I actually need to pay my salary for the month

Oh nvm I did it yesterday

I can play rn

[slate orbit]

Y'all able to go rn?

I forgot people have dads lol

I saw mine like ten years ago 💀

[neon quest]

Oof

[slate orbit]

im 18

[neon quest]

Goddamnit that's unfortunate

Yeah, that sucks

[slate orbit]

Nah it's all good I hate him for unspecified reasons

[neon quest]

I reckon, should we save it for tomorrow?

Because I know a few people might not be available today but tomorrow, 100%

[slate orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/hamstii-bi-eye-hamster-sad-hamster-cute-hamster-gif-14031616411682138467

I'm already on mk8

Also I finally got the gold glider yesterday

[neon quest]

OH NICEE

I might be around later for some shenanigans, but in terms of lots of us doing it at once

It just seems to be the 3 of us at the mo

[slate orbit]

@stray trellis

You wan play?

[stray trellis]

Yeah

Wsg

Give me a sec

[slate orbit]

[neon quest]

Ayo?

[slate orbit]

wait cb who's the other person

[stray trellis]

I promised a few friends tho

So I’ll do a few then prolly go

[neon quest]

If you've got something else to do, I recommend we postpone MK til tomorrow

[slate orbit]

Also the rooms been open for five minutes y'all

[stray trellis]

Oooh

You wanna play mk

Nah mb gonna play nfs and fn with some friends

[slate orbit]

That's why we're on the mk8 channel-

[neon quest]

Yeah, we were planning on doing it today, but it seems a load of people are busy

I recommend tomorrow

[stray trellis]

Didn’t realize

Mb

[neon quest]

A lot more people will be free methinks

[slate orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-dead-gif-27648081

[stray trellis]

Yeah

Sorry again

[neon quest]

Nah you're alright!

[slate orbit]

Jarjar?

[neon quest]

Everybody wanna be a superstar

[slate orbit]

cb you wanna do it with CPU?

[stray trellis]

IVe been sick the whole ass day too so i would’ve played a game or two max

So tomorrow sounds good

[slate orbit]

It'll probably be same time tomorrow cuz I'm heading to my aunt's house for a while

[neon quest]

Hmmmm

I am working on some art a moment

[slate orbit]

...

Then why you asking to play

[neon quest]

Because I thought I could've postponed the art for a bit because I thought we'd have a bigger amount of players, but honestly, how about 2 rounds of 4 races?

Just to take a break from art a quick mo?

[slate orbit]

So just 8 races.

Sure

[neon quest]

Ye! Lemme just refill my drink and I'll be there!

[slate orbit]

Alr 200cc I take it

[neon quest]

Yee!

[slate orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-gif-19723965

[neon quest]

Coming now!

[slate orbit]

Also here's my stupid ass cart combo

[neon quest]

I'm gonna choose a stupid combo too lmao

[slate orbit]

this is literally my OG combo just made the glider shiny now

[neon quest]

Lmao

Sorry I misunderstood ya

Right, ready when you are!

[slate orbit]

I meant to go pinball

[neon quest]

Hmm?

[slate orbit]

That was my worst race ever

[neon quest]

NO-

[slate orbit]

Omg

I'll delete the mamatchi files if you do cb

[neon quest]

Nah

OI

WHO'S THIS?

[slate orbit]

IDK

Not one of my friends

IF I DIDN'T FALL ID'VE WON

But who tf is this "Someone"

[neon quest]

Mwehehehe >:3

I dunno lmao

FUCK

[slate orbit]

TWO SNES RR IN A ROW RAHH

[neon quest]

HAHAAA

BLUE SHELL OUTRUN

[slate orbit]

But seriously who tf is this mf

[neon quest]

I dunno lmao

[slate orbit]

Lol

[neon quest]

NO WAY

[slate orbit]

SNES RR AGAIN RAHHH

THREE IN A ROW

Hey remember when CB picked SNES RR

[neon quest]

NO FUCKING WAY

[slate orbit]

FOUR IN A ROW RAHHH

[neon quest]

GOTCHA

[slate orbit]

OMG YOU ASSHOLE

[neon quest]

LMAOOO

AAAAA

[slate orbit]

FIVE IN A ROW

[neon quest]

JAMMIN

DON'T LEAVE ME HERE

JAMMIN'

JAMMIIINNNGGG

[slate orbit]

The random guy left

[neon quest]

Lmao

[slate orbit]

NO

MADRID DRIVE

[neon quest]

ESPAÑOL

SUIIIII

Uhhh

I am dead

[slate orbit]

SNES RR AGAIN RAHH

[neon quest]

GGs!

[slate orbit]

I fucking shock dodged at the finish

[neon quest]

Noiceee

[slate orbit]

Gg

[neon quest]

I'm gonna have to call it there, I got some business to deal with!

[slate orbit]

Alr !

[neon quest]

Nice games, Gwen! Hopefully, we can do this again tomorrow and have a lot more peeps involved!

[slate orbit]

I'll curse you again tomorrow!

[neon quest]

Mwehehehehe

[slate orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/mk8dx-mario-kart-snes-rainbow-road-rainbow-road-mk8dx-lounge-gif-12642591950402661942

Comeback saw this shit six times in 8 games

That's a 75% peak rate

[stray trellis]

That’s not how you spell mid ass track you silly billy

[neon quest]

Uhhh

Nowaï

Run

There's no time TO EXPLAIN, JUST RUN-

[scarlet rivet]

ahhh shit, I've missed something

[neon quest]

Yeah, me and Gwen just had a few rounds, and due to business, we're gonna postpone MK til tomorrow

[scarlet rivet]

hehe

[slate orbit]

We played five rounds of SNES rainbow road in a row teehee

[scarlet rivet]

Hell

living hell

[slate orbit]

Tf you mean

That's peak

Death.

I'm going to nuke all of canada

[scarlet rivet]

SNES RR isn't bad, but 5 times in a row!

[slate orbit]

We did it another time we just had a one track break

He's not real

Also he's stinky

I like knifes

[scarlet rivet]

Nuke Kanada

[slate orbit]

I'm aware

[scarlet rivet]

Who needs it anyways

[stray trellis]

Agreed

Teehee hihi

[slate orbit]

Wowie and there goes france

[scarlet rivet]

America needs more oil

[stray trellis]

Such a shame

[scarlet rivet]

actually, I don't know

nuke the immigrants

...

hehe

nah bro, actually you're chill

[stray trellis]

Wow

[scarlet rivet]

aww

[stray trellis]

Language

Yeah

Exactly

Don’t wanna start anything either but that’s not something to joke abt

Just saying

[scarlet rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-gif-22295199

[stray trellis]

Forgiving arc

[scarlet rivet]

how many % of immigrants in Kanada?

ca.

well, in germany it's 26%

hold up! that's about 20 Million people, tf!

nah, I'm stupid 20% of 80 Million isn't 20 Million

Well, not yet

[slate orbit]

Yoinking this pic

[neon quest]

AYO MK PLAYERS

I got something for ya that I think will be really helpful

https://mk8dxbuilder.com/

This link is a Mario Kart 8 Deluxe combo comparing thing!

You select the 4 key components into up to 3 slots and you get too see their stats as well as the hidden stats the game never shows you (as well as underwater, air and anti-gravity speed and handling stats)!

[heady knoll]

Cool!

This is what I usually use in 150cc, or at least a character of similar weight. Seems about right

[neon quest]

I'm actually doing some experimenting with this combo and it's actually so good

[heady knoll]

Seems pretty good as well

What is the invincibility again?

[neon quest]

Basically, it's a new stat they added in one of MK8D's updates

Basically, when you get hit, you get a moment of invincibility, right

[heady knoll]

Yeah

[neon quest]

They made it so better combos will have less invincibility frames

The longer the bar is, the longer the invincibility frames will last

[heady knoll]

Ohh

Yeah I see I barely have any haha

[neon quest]

OH CHRIST LMAO

[heady knoll]

But usually don't get hit back to back that often, so fair I guess

[neon quest]

Yeah, Mr Scooty and the Azure Rollers saw the biggest nerfs

However, they completely ignored the Varmint lmao

[heady knoll]

Varmint?

[neon quest]

The bike I use in the combo I sent

[heady knoll]

Ohh

[neon quest]

Yellow pipe frame one that was inspired by MK7's Bolt Buggy

[heady knoll]

Maybe I should give it a try some time

[neon quest]

It's essentially Mr Scooty but it increases speed and decreases acceleration

[heady knoll]

Yeah I like acceleration over speed. This was a conscious choice 😂

[neon quest]

Lmao

It's good for when you get hit a lot

[heady knoll]

But I can still try it one time

[neon quest]

Ye!

I think we're doing an MK session tonight

[heady knoll]

Yeah sounds like it, but doesn't have the invincibility. I guess that's where this story came from

[neon quest]

Kinda, yeah

[slate orbit]

OHHH MODDSSS PIN THIS PLZ

[heady knoll]

Random thought, but wouldn't it be cool if the next Mario kart had an actual story campaign with cutscenes and all

[slate orbit]

Add sonic

[scarlet rivet]

Would be funny, more for me to grind

[heady knoll]

I'd be down with that as well

[slate orbit]

Sonic in the GLA

[scarlet rivet]

hehe

[heady knoll]

Doesn't need to be called Nintendo card, but I'm open to more non Mario characters in the story. Like smash brawl

[neon quest]

Mission Mode, please come home

[scarlet rivet]

pls

[heady knoll]

That, but heavily upgraded

Making it more pretty, and more context/reason to play

[neon quest]

I want them to do something absolutely insane

[heady knoll]

Yess

[neon quest]

Bring back DS' Mission Mode

But also being back WII'S lost Mission Mode

(Known as Tournaments)

[heady knoll]

I'm kinda thinking of combining the best of splatoon and smash story modes regarding the setup. Then gameplay wise it can be mission mode

And just add tournament mode separately as well while we're at it

[neon quest]

I just want the Spinning Topman bossfight to return

THAT WOULD BE SICK

[slate orbit]

Literally all I want is a godamn shadow the hedgehog bike in the next game

[neon quest]

That would be cool

AND ADD BACK WHEELIES

[heady knoll]

Sounds cute

[slate orbit]

Like literally put this in the game

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-the-hedgehog-motorbike-moto-motorcycle-gif-25729006

[neon quest]

Yeaaaaa I don't think MK is gonna be happening for a while

[slate orbit]

i entierly forgot lmao

[neon quest]

Imma be honest, I think the server's in a quiet phase again

[slate orbit]

yeah chats been slow recently

[neon quest]

Yeah, usually picks up when Madz does a new vid or something big gets announced but as is, it's just kinda you, me and some of the fellas

[slate orbit]

yeah

oh and btw alec is only talking on my server rn

if ya wanted to catch em for something

[rapid sinew]

hi

[neon quest]

Hiya!