Then I gotta hope my dad has the specific screwdrivers to take it apart
#MK8 Deluxe
undone monolith
Good luck with it all! 😄
neon quest
Thanks Soda!
mystic raven
Good luck I hope you will have your hands after the repair
neon quest
Hopefully lmao
mystic raven
Hopefully lmao
Oh and btw before you do it take the game cartridge out it could f up some things
mystic raven
Kk just reminding ya
neon quest
Yee
slate orbit
Blow up your switch
quasi wedge
neon quest
Blow up your switch
Explodes Comeback's Nintendo Switch with mind
slate orbit
My fukin swi-
neon quest
[KABOOM]
quasi wedge
yipieeeee
mystic raven
MY SWITCH IS FIXED!!!!
FUCK YERRREEEEEHHGHGG
neon quest
YEEE
Turns out the solution was to let the Switch run completely out of charge, turn it off completely and then leave it to charge for 4 hours
mystic raven
mystic raven
Turns out the solution was to let the Switch run completely out of charge, turn ...
Yippie
mystic raven
Yep
neon quest
PAYING HARD-EARNED MONEY FOR RYAN'S WORLD RACING IS A SIN
And smashing your Switch OLED model will cost you too, I guess
mystic raven
If you want to watch money wasting watch wistlin diesel
mystic raven
And smashing your Switch OLED model will cost you too, I guess
I guess ye
neon quest
But damn, that stupid ass MK rip-off is a sin
mystic raven
It’s also really bad
neon quest
Yep lmao
mystic raven
Comeback u want to play mk in about hmmm 30 minutes?
mystic raven
Finish up your English first that’s the priority
mystic raven
I’m starting a new Splatoon run
undone monolith
When??
undone monolith
Oh ok
mystic raven
THE VIOCESS
neon quest
AAAAA
mystic raven
AAAAAAAA
neon quest
NOOOO
mystic raven
calls Saul
Hi, I’m Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that’s why I fight for you, Albuquerque! Better call Saul!
neon quest
A lil MK fun fact
mystic raven
Lul
neon quest
The longest standing World Record in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is on SNES Donut Plains 3 where the WR has lasted 714 days uncontested
mystic raven
The longest standing World Record in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is on SNES Donut Plains...
Mk Wii joins the chat
neon quest
Yeah, there are some Wii WRs that are gonna take AGES to beat lmao
slate orbit
Teehee Ty!
neon quest
THAT WAS SUCH A CLEAN-ASS SNIPE
slate orbit
Literally my only good play ever
neon quest
LIKE, JESUS HELL
quasi wedge
My god
Gwen that was ridiculous
maybe you should use those skills on a course that’s not snes rr but whatever
slate orbit
Y'all I don't even main bikes 😭
I'm questioning how tf I wasn't in last
quasi wedge
Reminds me of the time I beat comeback in big blue (I will never live this down comeback)
slate orbit
Reminds me of the times where I beat comeback on snes RR and the time when comeback chose SNES rr
SNES RR win from Alec pov
Twitter
Comeback making the best decision of his life
@neon quest you should pick SNES RR again :3
neon quest
I am going to destroy you
slate orbit
Nuh uh
quasi wedge
*I am going to destroy you*
like how it went last time?
neon quest
I will never believe SNES Rainbow Road is a good track, it is TERRIBLE
slate orbit
He chose it by his own free will
neon quest
7 turns
slate orbit
I didn't tell him to
quasi wedge
I will never believe SNES Rainbow Road is a good track, it is TERRIBLE
then whyd you choose it
neon quest
I was kinda beating Gwen's ass so I chose it as to kinda give em a bit of mercy lmao
slate orbit
Mhm sure buddy
quasi wedge
I was kinda beating Gwen's ass so I chose it as to kinda give em a bit of mercy ...
yeah?
sure pal
slate orbit
You like SNES rainbow road now
quasi wedge
it was mercy
slate orbit
There's no denying it I got it in 720p
neon quest
I am this close to calling SNES Rainbow Road worse than Excitebike Arena
quasi wedge
*I am this close to calling SNES Rainbow Road worse than Excitebike Arena*
theyre not wrong
excitebike arena is a banger
and rainbow road is mid
so
slate orbit
*I am this close to calling SNES Rainbow Road worse than Excitebike Arena*
Do that and I'm coming down north
South
neon quest
HAH
neon quest
??????
neon quest
No I get it
neon quest
How can you say Excitebike Arena is A tier
slate orbit
Exitebike is mid B at best
neon quest
It's the worst track in the game lmao
neon quest
F tier, G tier, no, Z TIER
slate orbit
It's the worst track in the game lmao
Mfw fucking dragon shit way or whatever tf its called exists
neon quest
IT'S A GREAT TRACK, YOU JUST DON'T LIKE IT BECAUSE IT'S DIFFICULT
neon quest
Twisted Mansion is right there
quasi wedge
IT'S A GREAT TRACK, YOU JUST DON'T LIKE IT BECAUSE IT'S DIFFICULT
DRAGON MIDWAY
slate orbit
IT'S A GREAT TRACK, YOU JUST DON'T LIKE IT BECAUSE IT'S DIFFICULT
It's an easy track
It's just shit
neon quest
IT'S A GOOD TRACKKKK
quasi wedge
twisted mansion doesnt look like plastic tho
quasi wedge
It's an easy track
It's just shit
fr
slate orbit
~~Twisted Mansion is right there~~
twisted mansion is good
quasi wedge
i hate mid rahhhh angry emoji
neon quest
GRRRR
slate orbit
Comeback hating on exitebike is like telling nowaï Spiderman is the worst superhero
You'll be tracked down and killed
quasi wedge
fr
quasi wedge
Comeback hating on exitebike is like telling nowaï Spiderman is the worst superh...
i mean batmans right there
slate orbit
The flash...
slate orbit
"a flash game would be too fast" mfs when I pull out the blue hedgehog
quasi wedge
how is he so popular I HATE HIM
slate orbit
A flash game would not be hard
Wait hold on
:luigijojo:
Awwman
They are actually gone
quasi wedge
nuh uh
quasi wedge
gwen its not gonna work lmao
slate orbit
I was double checking
(also y'all are the last people that still call me Gwen lol
Everyone calls me by my actual name or Eight lol)
quasi wedge
would u prefer us call u smth else?
slate orbit
Nonono Gwen is fine if you don't want to change it!
I kinda just realised that was the case lol
Also btw cuz alot of pple don't know this: my name is Raygen :3
quasi wedge
alr! just wanted to make sure
quasi wedge
Also btw cuz alot of pple don't know this: my name is Raygen :3
i feel smart that i knew that
quasi wedge
fr
slate orbit
Ty? I guess? (I've never been complimented on my name by anyone except my gf)
quasi wedge
WHAT
im sorry gwen we didnt mean to make u feel bad lmao
i just think its a cool name
neon quest
Yeah, sorry Gwen!
slate orbit
Why are you two apologising?
slate orbit
You don't need to apologise
undone monolith
Also btw cuz alot of pple don't know this: my name is Raygen :3
I feel like you’ve mentioned this quite a lot recently
slate orbit
I feel like you’ve mentioned this quite a lot recently
Like twice this year now...
undone monolith
Its an interesting name but just I’ve seen you say what it was before @slate orbit
quasi wedge
...
undone monolith
Like twice this year now...
Pretty much
quasi wedge
istg that wasnt even intentional...
undone monolith
What even happened??
slate orbit
I made people apologise for no reason and I feel like I'm getting repetitive and annoying brining myself up again
undone monolith
You arnt annoying to me, you’re cool
quasi wedge
I made people apologise for no reason and I feel like I'm getting repetitive and...
no no gwen trust me
its all good
quasi wedge
IM SORRY GWEN
slate orbit
I'm sorry I'm making you panic and upset because of me
I don't get why I'm like this
Sorry I should stop
quasi wedge
Gwen I’m not panicking
Let’s just move on from this because it’s rlly nothing
Right?
stray trellis
I made people apologise for no reason and I feel like I'm getting repetitive and...
Wait wait I’m sorry to burst in like that but is it cuz of what happened in dms ?
neon quest
Huh? What happened?
stray trellis
Huh? What happened?
Nothing teehee
neon quest
Alright! Just making sure everyone's ok
slate orbit
Anna here.
I don't know what happened this time but she's really worked herself up over probably something really small
Sorry that this happened 😅 she's going through it right now I think she just needs to rest
(Also nowaï [I'm assuming that's who you are] she's not upset about that😅)
stray trellis
Okok thank god
Tysm 😭😭
Once again I’m really sorry that’s not at all what I meant to do
slate orbit
It's fine😅
It's just a scary issue with her (adoptive) dad and her childhood😅 (I won't get into too much detail because she doesn't want me to)
neon quest
Yeah, more than understandable! I gotta head to bed now, but I'm hoping she'll be alright! Thanks for keeping us in the know, Anna!
slate orbit
It's nothing really, just thought the funny people on her screen should know what's happened😅
neon quest
Alright! Night y'all!
slate orbit
Goodnight on eights behalf
undone monolith
Nighty night Gwen 8ball
quasi wedge
Anna here.
I don't know what happened this time but she's really worked herself...
id say im sorry but she seems pretty worked up about it
quasi wedge
It's fine😅
It's just a scary issue with her (adoptive) dad and her childhood😅...
ofc
night gwen!
night anna!
slate orbit
Nighty night Gwen 8ball
I'd suggest not calling her that😅
quasi wedge
hope shes okay
slate orbit
hope shes okay
She'll be fine don't worry about it!
quasi wedge
alr, ill try to be more careful with this stuff
stray trellis
It's fine😅
It's just a scary issue with her (adoptive) dad and her childhood😅...
Really hope that she gets better soon, really sorry if we reminded of things she didn’t wanna think about (worse thing is I promised I’d be more careful it really is my mistake I’m so sorry)
But yeah hope that everything goes et s better for the both of you have a good rest of your night
quasi wedge
But yeah hope that everything goes et s better for the both of you have a good r...
mhm!
slate orbit
Thanks, it's not you're fault for this happening 😅
She's just on pretty rough times and she's easily scared right now😅
stray trellis
Still
I did say I’d pay more attention so that it won’t happen again
And I didn’t
slate orbit
Hey really, it's fine
I should probably get her sorted for now and go to bed now tho
Goodnight everyone!
slate orbit
Sounds like her
deep cradle
Man, now I feel like sharing my vid files for mk, both funnies and epics
mystic raven
GWEN THAT WAS INCREDIBLE
Tha was so clean
mystic raven
ds shroom ridge
Triggered
mystic raven
SNES RR win from Alec pov
She got the evidence
Is it going better with Gwen I hope she got some rest
neon quest
NO WAY
THE MOMENT I TALK ABOUT SQUEAKY CLEAN SPRINT IN GENERAL
SOMEONE HAS JUST BECOME THE FIRST PERSON TO BEAT THE TRACK IN UNDER 2 MINUTES IN 150CC LMAO
mystic raven
SOMEONE HAS JUST BECOME THE FIRST PERSON TO BEAT THE TRACK IN UNDER 2 MINUTES IN...
Wait what I’m looking it up
slate orbit
Wtf
neon quest
YEAH, THIS IS KINDA WILD LMAO
The stories behind some tracks in MK8D are INSANE
Like the aforementioned SNES Donut Plains 3, a record that has stood uncontested for OVER 2 YEARS
slate orbit
What's the snes RR wr?
mystic raven
https://youtu.be/caTUoaNZXiQ?si=WTt4eGyR91fDBW4Z
Do this is how you beat comeback gmmmm
neon quest
That was from 3 years ago
slate orbit
What is it now
slate orbit
Not for long...
neon quest
Nah, the tricky thing with SNES Rainbow Road are the turns
Not with the aspect that they have no rails
It's the fact that they're squared off
slate orbit
Turns shmurns
I'll get a time of 1:02.005
neon quest
They make for really clunky collisions that can be manipulated to take turns tighter
You're just gonna have to be careful with how tight you take em
Too tight and it's bye bye SNES Rainbow Road and hello 3 weeks in the hospital
Because you are NOT walking away from that fall unscaved lmao
slate orbit
Nah id live
neon quest
Maybe lmao
slate orbit
Ill just carry a water bucket I'll be good
neon quest
How are you going to keep it in the kart lmao~
mystic raven
Comeback als tried that shortcut once I have a video of him trying
slate orbit
I'm sweedish I have unlimited hammer space
mystic raven
slate orbit
And he lost to me
neon quest
I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED ON THAT TURN
I took the bloody wrong path and had to fall off to avoid the Thwomp lmao
neon quest
I do cope because I know I'll have all of your asses out to dry on Dragon Driftway
slate orbit
(im joking)
neon quest
Lmao
slate orbit
I do cope because I know I'll have all of your asses out to dry on Dragon Driftw...
I can play dragon driftway
I just think it's boring
It's too long
mystic raven
I do cope because I know I'll have all of your asses out to dry on Dragon Driftw...
Nah let’s settle this on excite bike arena
mystic raven
What’s this
mystic raven
I hate this
neon quest
IT'S A ME, WARIO
slate orbit
It's a me Lisa mario
neon quest
I hate this so much lmao
neon quest
TRUE
mystic raven
The memories
mystic raven
Why the stylus yellow but the D's not yellow
Me and my sister broke the first one cause we both wanted to play Mario, we got a second one and I’m keeping it intact to this day
If I hadn’t broke it
I wouldntve grown up with Mario kart
neon quest
Honestly, CTR: NF is a STRONG contender for best racing game ever
slate orbit
Nothings gonna beat Garfield kart tho (im joking but I do unironically love Garfield kart)
mystic raven
Hoe is there still battery in this
neon quest
EXACTLY
In 2.5 Billion years when humans have become completely extinct and extraterrestrial lifeforms become beyond our comprehension and find a Nintendo DS, they're gonna find it's remains, press the power button and it'll still work lmao
neon quest
"LIEUTENANT XELPKOPHLAK-X∆5, WHAT WAS THAT?"
'Nothing, sire! Just found something I believe to be from the human species!'
(Buh bye!)
'IT SPOKE, SIRE!!'
"GET IT OFF THE SHIP!!"
undone monolith
HAHAHA this never gets old
slate orbit
It gets old after less than a second...
undone monolith
I haven't charged mine in what
7 years?
Still in the blue
My original DS died years ago, I can’t find the charger for it
slate orbit
STUPID Lisa
undone monolith
Thats cursed
slate orbit
AND NO BIT-
Isn't there a time skip episode where she's with millhouse
undone monolith
Sending chills down my spine
slate orbit
Sending chills down my spine
intrusive undertale meme animation thoughts fill you with determination
undone monolith
Thanks….
neon quest
Isn't there a time skip episode where she's with millhouse
There's also one where she's with Nelson lmao
mystic raven
undone monolith
They be playing DS
undone monolith
Yea, they exist
quasi wedge
okay i need to get this out of my system
@neon quest
WHAT IF SQUEAKY CLEAN SPRINT AND RIBBON ROAD ARE IN THE SAME HOUSE
oh wait sorry
WHAT IF ACCELERATED TOILET AND RIBBON ROAD ARE IN THE SAME HOUSE
quasi wedge
I JUST REALIZED
mystic raven
I was just playing mk ds again and you can blue shell dodge with a ground mushroom
I just did that accidentally
neon quest
I just did that accidentally
That's true
BUT
Alec
Did you know there's an easier way
A WAY easier way of dodging a blue shell in MKDS
A way that has ONLY been in MKDS
mystic raven
?
neon quest
Major apologies for the long wait lmao, but basically, in MKDS,
you can dodge a blue shell with a single mini turbo
The method of doing it is REALLY precise, so don't expect to get it first try lmao
When the blue shell approaches you, prepare an orange mini turbo, and when the blue shell is beginning to dive down, release the mini turbo and take a SHARP turn
You will go so fast, you will escape the Blue Shell's radius!
slate orbit
it only took em 10 years
neon quest
LMAO
slate orbit
Shit time to aim for sub 1:00
neon quest
Yeah, that's what they're gonna try and do lmao
Alberto is INSANE in the Time Trial community
Currently has the insane WR on Electrodrome
slate orbit
That being?...
neon quest
This isn't the CURRENT WR
But holy GOD was it monumental
THIS is the current WR
quasi wedge
https://youtu.be/lHpJGB1edys?si=t_RKOncRv_K2_di2
i thought that was just your average game in snes rr
slate orbit
holy
neon quest
EXACTLY LMAO
But yeah, this Electrodrome WR was MONUMENTAL
One of the hardest exploits to perform in the game
slate orbit
nope comeback takes a minute 32 seconds ish
neon quest
Shut
slate orbit
nah
neon quest
Lmao
neon quest
LMAO
Yeah, this tactic is called motion gliding
It's actually used in a few WR runs
When you glide in the air, you normally use your control stick to control where you're going
And as you turn, you do rotate a little bit either left or right
neon quest
Basically, yes! How it works is that motion gliding is able to OVERWHELM the controls and basically pushes your turning far beyond what a control stick can normally accomplish
You have to pause the game mid-flight and then turn on motion controls, then violently tilt the controller, then revert back to normally driving via another pause screen navigation
Hence why you never see anyone do it online
Because it relies on pausing the game COMPLETELY whereas online, pausing the game still has the race commencing
But yeah, what essentially happens is that when you press left or right on a control stick and tilt the controller in the same direction, you basically DOUBLE the input
slate orbit
i leave for one second and comeback to a godamn headache of an essay
neon quest
Yeah, you don't have to, it's just explaining what I've already said lmao
Also ooohh!!!
slate orbit
im wrapping it off with the living toumbstone remix of jump up superstar!
and it starts with Friends! from the sonic mania opening
so yk its gonna be peak
fuck it do i make it with kinemaster
neon quest
Hell ye
slate orbit
nvm its only on mobile
neon quest
NOOO
slate orbit
guess im using microsoft xp video maker
yes ive been doing this on a custom windows version i coded with linux
its every windows version in one pretty much
also i just realised how fucking tall pauline is
neon quest
PAULINE IS HUGE
slate orbit
she's my height
neon quest
How tall are you
slate orbit
comeback you're shorter than pauline
neon quest
OH NO
slate orbit
~~How tall are you~~
6ft 3
neon quest
But DAMN she tall
slate orbit
if i had a nickel for every time a woman other than me was taller than comeback, i'd have two nickels, which isnt alot but its weird it happened twice
neon quest
Rosalina is the size of a planet lmao
slate orbit
she dosent count she's a godess
neon quest
True
mystic raven
Hoe tall is peach?
mystic raven
Which Mario princess personality would you choose if you had to
neon quest
Which Mario princess personality would you choose if you had to
DAISY
slate orbit
Which Mario princess personality would you choose if you had to
my gf has said on multiple ocasion that im like rosalina
neon quest
I LOVE DAISY
Nowaï is going to tear your soul to shreds lmao
mystic raven
Nowaï is going to tear your soul to shreds lmao
Like a character for god sake
neon quest
Still rings true lmao
slate orbit
alr ya'll but pauline is cool tho
neon quest
Nowaï is going to shadow realm ya
mystic raven
my gf has said on multiple ocasion that im like rosalina
So you can destroy a planet with a snap to?
Pauline would also be a really good choice
neon quest
And you get your lore destroyed by one of MK's worst characters ever?
mystic raven
baby Rosalina enters the chat
slate orbit
So you can destroy a planet with a snap to?
i mean...
i can brake small rocks with my thighs??
thats like a small planet right?
neon quest
You can fucking what
slate orbit
*baby Rosalina enters the chat*
i eat baby rosalina in a single bite because no one likes her
mystic raven
How make the text big?
slate orbit
You can fucking what
neon quest
Put a hashtag before a sentence
slate orbit
put a #
neon quest
Bazinga
mystic raven
*i eat baby rosalina in a single bite because no one likes her*
Hmm yammy child scewer
neon quest
Make sure there is a space between the hashtag and the space
mystic raven
okay
slate orbit
HI IM DAISY
mystic raven
i mean...
i can brake small rocks with my thighs??
thats like a small planet r...
thick thighs save life’s
mystic raven
slate orbit
~~thick thighs save life’s~~
HAPDKSDLNKSNLDKFNS
neon quest
HEHEHEHEHHEHE
mystic raven
HAHDJDXNSKEND
slate orbit
# You can fucking what
im trained in like 2 martial arts comeback im quite strong
mystic raven
You have a choice:
E
Or
A
Or
Sports
neon quest
I prefer
slate orbit
i prefer F
mystic raven
So Gwen when are you entering in the ufc?
slate orbit
~~thick thighs save life’s~~
also alec shushhh😭
you dont wanna know how many times i get told that a day
mystic raven
i mean...
i can brake small rocks with my thighs??
thats like a small planet r...
Throw rocks at the cops my friend say
Well more like fire works
slate orbit
Well more like fire works
that reminded me of the literal war crimes that were commited like 2 minutes away from my old place
slate orbit
so uh yk the date november 27th
in scotland thats called bonfire night (idk why)
and uh
mystic raven
Uhh no
slate orbit
a local gang decided to make it into bomb fire night
mystic raven
Yippie, arson
neon quest
||This is the Mario Kart 8 channel what the hell is happening lmao||
slate orbit
they lit the fucking cops on fire
alive.
slate orbit
||This is the Mario Kart 8 channel what the hell is happening lmao||
random side plot
mystic raven
||This is the Mario Kart 8 channel what the hell is happening lmao||
Just an optional side quest
slate orbit
they lit the fucking cops on fire
alive.
i think like 23 people including children died because of it
slate orbit
for more info (i cant be bothered) just look up bonfires night 2023 nidrie
slate orbit
~~blood for the blood gods~~
~~ dude i almost had a firework shot through my chest...~~
mystic raven
idfk
a big one tho it burnt my chest
Yeah I see I hope you’re okay
slate orbit
Yeah I see I hope you’re okay
yeah im good now
just got a few scars along my chest
mystic raven
How old were the people that did it
slate orbit
How old were the people that did it
ages 7 to 19
slate orbit
dude the uk has a massive young crime problem
mystic raven
You don’t need to tell me that I know it myself
There were litterally kids carrying jungle knifes
slate orbit
theres kids in my sisters nursery class that vape
mystic raven
Here
mystic raven
~~theres kids in my sisters nursery class that vape~~
what
Jong geleerd oud gedaan we call that
We have drug addicts here that are 14 to 16
mystic raven
Is she vapin?
slate orbit
nope
slate orbit
nope
mystic raven
Yeh me to
quasi wedge
smoked salmon
mystic raven
A Lot of people at my school drink almost every weekend and get black out drunk
quasi wedge
thats legit the first thing i thought of when i saw the word smokin
mystic raven
I think I’m safe here
neon quest
slate orbit
Not anymore alec
quasi wedge
yummy
quasi wedge
I WILL THROW HIM AT YOU AND YOU WILL GET MK'D INTO 7TH
yummy yummy in my tummy
neon quest
NUH UH
quasi wedge
uh huh
neon quest
NUH UH I WILL FIGHT YOU IN A GAME OF YACHT DICE
slate orbit
mystic raven
Not anymore alec
Aaaaah
quasi wedge
NUH UH I WILL FIGHT YOU IN A GAME OF YACHT DICE
but
mystic raven
quasi wedge
the shell looks crunchy
i should carve it out and use it as a bowl
and make the rest a stew
mystic raven
Cook it like the squitle video
quasi wedge
yeah
neon quest
NOOOO
mystic raven
neon quest
LOOK AT HOW SAD YOU MADE THE BABY
mystic raven
LOOK AT HOW SAD YOU MADE THE BABY
I think he wants to die
neon quest
NUH UH
mystic raven
Look at him
The agony in those eyes
Well I take it back he is so sad
But he would make a killer stew
neon quest
YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAAANNN
quasi wedge
But he would make a killer stew
fr
neon quest
MY POOR TURTLR BABIEESSSS
neon quest
KAJSKAJAK WAAAA
mystic raven
Sorry that was a bit to harsh
neon quest
NAH KAHSKAJS
neon quest
Nah, I knew you were joking akhdks
neon quest
@mystic raven while you're playing Sanic 2
Just gonna say, funny how you mention GCN Pipe Plaza
neon quest
That was one of the courses that beat out DS Twilight House for me
It got 2nd place, it's such a good concept and has amazing functionality as a battle course
But I still got 1 more that beat it for me
In my personal opinion
N64 Block Fort is the best Battle Mode course in the entire series, hands down
mystic raven
Yes block fort is just good
meager abyss
The next Mario Kart should be called Mario Kart 100 because it will have
100 stages 100 playable characters (this include skins otherwise its a lil crazy so like yoshi counts for all its color variants) LET ME COPE
Okay but the fact MK8 doesnt have that many skins is criminal
Especially no toad skins
neon quest
WHERE IS TOAD'S ALTS???
neon quest
The next Mario Kart should be called Mario Kart 100 because it will have
100 sta...
The only issue with that is that while we do want them to beat out MK8 in content
You don't wanna make the improvement UNIMPROVABLE
I don't care if that's not a word, I'm gonna make it a word
mystic raven
I don’t think people would buy the game if it’s just Mario kart but everything has 100 things
neon quest
EXACTLY
mystic raven
It would be like Mario party the top 100
meager abyss
Mk8d has 48+48 in the dlc
mystic raven
They need to breath new life into the series not do the same that bcp did
neon quest
Yeah, but the fact that the amount of tracks left is MINISCULE, we're gonna end up with a lot of duplicates lmao
Hang on, lemme get the list
meager abyss
They need to make new ones
neon quest
Yeah, that's true, but about the retros
They have such a small selection left, they ain't gonna make 50 retros to balance out the 50 nitros
GOT IT
So uh
Yeah
They have 21 tracks left to choose from
mystic raven
The good thing is that they stand out
neon quest
(Yes, this is including Tour retros since if Nintendo is gonna be petty and call the """"new"""" tracks in the BCP made in Tour "new", I'm gonna be petty too and count such atrocities as GBA Riverside Park as a remade track)
neon quest
Well, any track that wasn't in Tour had a 0% chance of getting into the BCP
Hence why ROB is absent
Because the dude never got brought back in Tour
meager abyss
The rest idc about
meager abyss
Same with Luigi Circuit
Anyway ideal roster for MK100 98 new stages and these 2
neon quest
Yeaa, honestly
I'd be fine with 48 tracks tbh
Make the 4 DLC cups in 8 base game cups!
meager abyss
Depends on how good they are
Ofc its subjective
But in MK8D theres like 3 rainbow roads and like 3 of them dumb ones with the blocks
Like 3 mario circuits? Idk if they arecalled that
meager abyss
But yeah I dont like adleast 20 to 25 if Im being harsh of the stages on MK8D
neon quest
What? Base game, BCP or both?
Because if you're talking about base game, I can see your point
meager abyss
Both
neon quest
Yep, I can see your point for both sides
VERY evident with the BCP
GBA SKY GARDEN, MY BEAUTIFUL BOY, WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU????
Every single track in the BCP is a downgrade from their original version
Even the godly Wii Rainbow Road was downgraded in it's difficulty
Which while you could argue was to compromise for the 200cc
It's fucking Wii Rainbow Road
The SNES tracks they couldn't be asked to do something new with EXCEPT SNES Bowser Castle 3
N64 BCP tracks are
GBA BCP tracks are actual shit, NONE of the GBA tracks are even SIMILAR to their original counterparts
GCN BCP retros were really great, GCN Waluigi Stadium looking STUNNING which is a huge surprise
DS BCP retros sucked for how they dumbed down the track layouts ||DS Airship Fortress, you'll get your revenge one day||
Wii BCP retros confirmed that Nintendo has a huge bias towards Wii
And the 3DS BCP retros include Toad Circuit
So what I'm basically saying is that all of the BCP tracks are shit compared to their original counterparts
And yes, I mean ALL of them
Even the Tour tracks aren't that great
mystic raven
Wait I’m gonna read
neon quest
Guys I think Alec died reading my entire bible of MK8D BCP rants lmao
neon quest
LMAO
But basically, what I'm trying to say is that the BCP sucks in some ways
Like, I guess it's cool we get to play these tracks in MK8D, but in terms of presentation and fanservice
Nah, this ain't it
They really better put their effort into MK9 when it exists in 3026
meager abyss
What does BCP stand for...?
mystic raven
Booster course pass
meager abyss
ah yeah
I liked it cuz it was a pretty large amount of content for not all that much
neon quest
Yeah, that's true, the price and content you get is fair and good
But as a long-time fanboy and fanatic of MK, I can't help but feel the BCP was a kick in the ass for the fans
And by fans, I mean "ones that obsess over it and will spill blood in order for a new game to exist"
meager abyss
I'd take 48 new tracks for 25€ over a 60€ new game any time
Heck they might even bump up the price to 70 with the next installment
Since they bumped up the price for TOTK
brazen badge
Still one of the coolest places, it got 2 races and a battle mode arena
undone monolith
Apparently some hidden lore when you’re flying around
quasi wedge
?
neon quest
This is actually really hard because I don't wanna just straight-up blow up certain segments of Wuhu Island to make the track lmao
SO
Hang on, give it a minute
This is idea 1
quasi wedge
Oooooh
neon quest
The glider ramp section through the ruins leads you to the cliffside after the cave section
And I have split it EXACTLY 1.5 laps to 1.5 laps
But I dunno
I think a trip through the cave section would be really cool
But I dunno how you could do it
Other than this, of course
mystic raven
Maybe a new section to connect them?
neon quest
Thing is, best I could do was the glider ramp in the ruins connecting to the cliff after the cave
I wanted to try and basically do a "best bits" deal
stray trellis
Ik there’s prob no hot air balloons in Wii sports but like what if there’s a section where you get to kinda jump off the big ass blimp ?
There’s a Wii sport blimp right
Or am I tripping
stray trellis
What did she say ?
neon quest
SORRY I DID IT AGAIN
stray trellis
Bro am I tweaking 😭😭
neon quest
AAA, SORRY NOWAÏ
mystic raven
That’s not Gwen cb
neon quest
BUT BASICALLY
mystic raven
U good?
neon quest
You know on Mountain Loop, there's a target pad you can land on
neon quest
Imagine you jump off that to start the race via glider ramp
THAT COULD CUT OFF THE WUHU TOWN SECTION
stray trellis
Like the plane in the plane mode ?
neon quest
YEAH YEAH
neon quest
LEMME RECONCEPTUALIZE
brazen badge
Oh, yeah that one was fun
mystic raven
Not my favourite, but definitely a good track
Yes
brazen badge
Not one of the best courses, but fun
neon quest
The SMB3 reference in it is definitely a highlight of the course
mystic raven
The turns at the end without a mushroom nieugh
But with a mushroom wheeee
neon quest
TRUE, that's fun
mystic raven
That jump is the almost the best feeling ever because you go SO high up
brazen badge
What do you all think about shy guy being a download play exclusive character?
neon quest
Imma be honest
mystic raven
No opinion
neon quest
It's such a fun inclusion for the fella
mystic raven
Never knew when I was younger
neon quest
Like, Shy Guy is one of the most coolest MK characters in terms of concept of playing as him
mystic raven
E-gad should’ve come
neon quest
Nah, Dry Bones killed him
mystic raven
Huh
Oh yeah
He got replaced
Dry bones pulling up in the dry bomber to egads house
neon quest
CLICK CLACK, CLICKITY-CLACK (SAY YOUR PRAYERS, FUCK BOY, I'M TAKING YOUR SLOT)
brazen badge
I remember playing against my brother in Mario Kart DS, he was in first and I was in second, a blue shell was approaching and before it hit him the game froze
neon quest
LMAOOOO
brazen badge
It froze because my system died 😅
mystic raven
Cb what’s the best water track?
brazen badge
We thought it was the most hilarious thing that happened
neon quest
Cb what’s the best water track?
(Inhale)
mystic raven
Don’t insult me
mystic raven
phew
mystic raven
neon quest
I have STRONG nostalgic values with SNES Koopa Beach 2
mystic raven
I have trauma from that track on my ds
brazen badge
Eh, that’s a little simple for my taste
neon quest
That fucking music
mystic raven
That fucking music
Yes
neon quest
So soothing and gentle
mystic raven
But nostalgia ascide
mystic raven
Yes the music is 👌
neon quest
I'd honestly give it to Wii Koopa Cape
mystic raven
But the lay out is
neon quest
THE ORIGINAL WII VERSION
mystic raven
THE ORIGINAL WII VERSION
YES
neon quest
Not the shitty MK7 or Tour remake
The ORIGINAL
Just such a fantastic and fun course
mystic raven
They removed all the variants from mk7
neon quest
Yep and I hate them for it to this day
mystic raven
It combines the parts together
It’s like ripping the dough from a pizza
Best bowser track
neon quest
What do you think I'm gonna say
mystic raven
Mine gba bowser castle 4
mystic raven
Or n64 with the atmosphere
mystic raven
Or Wii with the variety
neon quest
I'm still giving it to Wii
brazen badge
DS Bowser was incredibly fun
mystic raven
yes
mystic raven
FINNALY SOMEONE THAT AGREES
neon quest
WHY IS THERE LAVA FLOWING UNDERWATER????
neon quest
I think the way 3DS fails is that
It's not really a Bowser Castle lmao
mystic raven
Call it bowsers lava plant
neon quest
It's just "Bowser's lava area that happens to have segments of a castle in it"
mystic raven
It’s not a castle
They had to rename it and make it mechanical and industrial
Bowsers lava plant
neon quest
Nah, Wii
mystic raven
Or Dd
brazen badge
I really like the 3DS one
mystic raven
But Wii just PERFECTS what a Rainbow Road is meant to be
True
brazen badge
Racing on planets
mystic raven
It’s perfect yes
neon quest
I really like the 3DS one
The fact I have the COMPLETELY different opinion to you is amazing lmao
mystic raven
The fact I have the COMPLETELY different opinion to you is amazing lmao
Me to
mystic raven
JUST SAYING IT NEVER LIKED 3DS RR
neon quest
I think 3DS Rainbow Road is one of the worst Rainbow Roads in the series
mystic raven
FUCK IT
neon quest
Like, don't get me wrong, amazing course, very experimental and fun
But it lacks any kinda of difficulty at all
mystic raven
~~I think 3DS Rainbow Road is one of the worst Rainbow Roads in the series~~
to many turns and not enough elevation and rainbow roadyness
I don’t know why
mystic raven
### But it lacks any kinda of difficulty at all
YES
neon quest
Like, sure, it's an adventure
mystic raven
DRY DRY RUINS IS HARDER TGAN THAT
neon quest
But it is not difficult at ALL
BUT
Another potentially controversial opinion
8's fucking SUCKS
THIS IS NOT A RAINBOW ROAD AT ALL
brazen badge
Its a rainbow road alright, but its one made from tech rather than the other ones
brazen badge
Yeah, it’s the least magical one
neon quest
And it kinda does absolutely nothing
mystic raven
It’s has an okay soundtrack but that’s the whole track summarized
neon quest
Imma be honest
mystic raven
Go to to flower cup twat
mystic raven
Jinx
neon quest
LMAOOOO
mystic raven
XD
neon quest
SINGULAR BRAINCELL BETWEEN US
mystic raven
The same with another track
I don’t know which one that was but we said the same thing at the same time
neon quest
Lmao
brazen badge
neon quest
MOO MOO
mystic raven
CAR to vroom
brazen badge
Moo moo meadows is a good track
neon quest
I really like Wii Moo Moo Meadows
Especially the MK8 version, the gorgeous morning sunrise adds a lot of atmosphere to it
neon quest
Hell yeah
heady knoll
@neon quest So in my time away from here, I've actually played Mario kart 7, for the (semi) first time. I'm sure I've tried it 1 or 2 times ages ago, but it appears I didn't remember much of it. The game looks pretty nice, and mechanic wise I'd honestly say it's not even that much worse of a mk game than 8 even. But oh god the controls on a 3DS, how do your hands not cramp up??
neon quest
<@709404739334438963> So in my time away from here, I've actually played Mario k...
Very simple
Early stage arthritis-
heady knoll
This is true
Like I was doing pretty well, but I wasn't gonna be playing for all too long xD
Why don't I remember this being even worse on older consoles though, as they're even smaller
neon quest
And I think the reason for MK7's mechanics being not too dissimilar to 8's is, over than the fact they're sequels to one another, MK7 supplied the framework of the gliding and underwater sections MK8 later adopted
heady knoll
Yeah exactly, pretty much what I meant. At its base, it's just almost like 8 already is, which is a good thing to me
Problem is actually playing it, for more than a few rounds xD
neon quest
Yeah, and that's kinda why I call MK7 "the Mario Kart that never happened"
Because it's such a weird entry
It kinda just feels like it's there
heady knoll
Yeah I see that even more now
neon quest
Yeah I see that even more now
Yeah, same goes for the entire game as a whole, ESPECIALLY with the retros
Something you may not notice on a first playthrough is that almost every single retro track in MK7 steals music from MKWii
mystic raven
Yoink
neon quest
Any music it couldn't grab from Wii, it just ripped the music straight from the other track's original counterparts
For example
GCN Daisy Cruiser, fine enough MK7 track
Except for the fact it rips the music straight from GCN Peach Beach which was in MKWii
There's also N64 Luigi Raceway which took MKWii's N64 Mario Raceway
Basically, what I'm trying to get at is there's basically no new remixes in MK7
heady knoll
Something you may not notice on a first playthrough is that *almost every single...
I did indeed not notice that, but that sounds pretty lazy yeah
heady knoll
Basically, what I'm trying to get at is there's basically no new remixes in MK7
That's so saaaad
Music remixes are so fun
neon quest
Yeah
OH, BTW
MK7 trivia
It's the first game in the series to have a track that had an update
Unfortunately, it wasn't the last
heady knoll
Oh? What was the update?
neon quest
3DS Wuhu Mountain Loop/Maka Wuhu Loop had a glitch shortcut where jumping off the edge before the cave section right at the start of lap 2 would teleport you right to the end of lap 2, skipping the castle and cave section. This was patched in online races but nowhere else
It's stupidly easy to pull off lmao
You literally just jump onto the rock or lake and you'll be teleported as demonstrated in this TAS run
neon quest
Yeah, but they couldn't fix it for time trials or single play lmao
The reason why this glitch exists is because of one key theory-turned-highly-plausible:
MK7 was rushed
neon quest
Nah, it's alright, don't blame ya lmao
heady knoll
Yeah, but they couldn't fix it for time trials or single play lmao
Fixing games before the switch was kinda weird in general. Glad they at least handled the online
neon quest
True
heady knoll
The reason why this glitch exists is because of one key theory-turned-highly-pla...
Sounds about right, together with things like the music and more
neon quest
Yeah, one piece of key evidence is the checkpoint system
It is a MESS
By an absolute FRACTION of a chance, taking a turn too tightly will count you out of bounds
heady knoll
checkpoint systems are fuuun
neon quest
Yeah, how MK7's checkpoint system works is BRUTAL
Essentially, if you skip a checkpoint, the game will count you out of bounds and respawn you on the map
You could just be driving normally, miss a key checkpoint and you'll get picked up by Lakitu
heady knoll
Paaain
neon quest
Early videos of MK7's lifespan prove this factor
heady knoll
My kart game that I grew up with, and also learned these kinds of deeper system things about is Lego Racers. If you just got the 1st and last checkpoint, then went over the finish line, you made it into a new lap. On some maps you could just move back and forth xD
neon quest
You ain't seen checkpoint shenanigans until you've seen Mario Kart Super Circuit
neon quest
How about I show you my personal time trial on GBA Cheese Land
mystic raven
Wha
neon quest
Cheese Land still holds the MK record of being able to be beaten the fastest
heady knoll
What in the world did you even do lmao
Like I get the checkpoint thing, but controls wise?
neon quest
Oh, simple
B + A to turn around, repeat after going back a little bit, use a mushroom, run into a Mouser and while I'm slipping, I hop just before I touch the wall and boom
heady knoll
Ahh now I can kinda see it. That's a funny one haha
neon quest
Yeah, it's a really common glitch in Super Mario Kart and Super Circuit
heady knoll
Truly the funny side about old games that tend to be hard to go back to (and play normally)
neon quest
Lmao
silver horizon
Mario karting
neon quest
WHERE
silver horizon
Everywhere and nowhere at the same time
neon quest
Ah alright
neon quest
AYO @scarlet rivet