Splatoon 3

[waxen stream]

I'd go insane after day 3

[storm horizon]

Bruhhh

You could just idk... spread it out?

[waxen stream]

the Halftime report would happen after 60 hours

thats two and a half days

[storm horizon]

And...?

You don't have to play 60 hours

You can play 2 or 3

Or however much you normally do

[waxen stream]

waiting 60 hours to know if im even doing decent is too long

[wispy ivy]

I don't even mind turf war THAT much but bro if I can't play rainmaker or tower control for nearly a week that's just wild 😭

[waxen stream]

exactly

[storm horizon]

I havent played splatoon for nearly a month lmao

Yall are acting like your lives depend on it

[wispy ivy]

We're saying that it's a shit idea buddy 😑

[waxen stream]

if a splatfest is gonna be that long at least let me play competitive modes to help the pro score

[storm horizon]

Debatable

I do agree 5 days is to long tho

But I think having more then 2 days would be nice

3-4 days sounds good to me

[waxen stream]

taking away half the playerbase'd main mode is a horrific idea

[storm horizon]

They could just allow people to play rainmaker or tower control during it

[storm horizon]

Then don't

Let people play it during the splatfest

Besides its only 3-4 days every month?

Instead of 2 I dont see the problem

[waxen stream]

thats literally what i said

[waxen stream]

right here

[waxen stream]

its typically 2 days so it fits into a weekend when most people are off work or school so they actually have time to play it

making it happen during weekdays removes the point

[storm horizon]

2 extra days of not being able to play a mode so that people can enjoy the splatfest longer seems a good trade of for me

[storm horizon]

Friday till Monday doesnt remove that point

Or just friday till sunday

[waxen stream]

thats the length of a finalfest

3 days is for a final fest

because it starts on a Friday

[storm horizon]

Idk I just find 2 days to short

I do other things then play video games so yeah I'd rather hang out with friends or family then play splatoon in the weekend

So if theres an extra day or 2 extra days that would help

But thats just my take

[waxen stream]

i will just say one last thing on this

Nintendo knows what they're doing with this

it helps give insensitive if you dont have long to do it

making it longer removes fomo resulting in less rampant talk about the game which results in less sales

its both a business tactic and a way to keep players happy

thats my take

[storm horizon]

Fomo is bad tho imo

And I dont see how that keeps players happier

[waxen stream]

it is, but that's business

[storm horizon]

I do agree with the incentive part

[waxen stream]

allowing players to have a large charge of gameplay and a more competitive feel to the casual mode every once in a while is good for retention rates and for fans of the game mode

but keeping it short makes fans of the competitive modes happy by letting them not have to wait long to play their preferred modes

challenges are the competitive mode equivalent for this i believe

[tawny heart]

They’re just cool events they wanna do bru I don’t think it’s too deep

[storm horizon]

Waiting 1 or 2 extra days for their preferred modes should not be a big deal imo but I see your point

[waxen stream]

it is for the true competitive players

not being able to practice and train for tournaments is bad no matter how short it is

[storm horizon]

Gives them an opportunity to touch some grass for once

Imagine being a true competitive player thats just a skill issue on its own lmao

[waxen stream]

you're talking to a competitive gamer

[storm horizon]

Hehe

Whoops

[plain plover]

I'm betting Marina and Pearl win the final Splatfest

[tawny heart]

Hey comeback how’ve you been

Missed you

[waxen stream]

same

for two reasons

the people that actually like the theme

and also

reddit

[plain plover]

I'm betting it goes:
1st) Pearl and Marina
2nd) Shiver, Frye and Big Man
3rd) Marie and Callie

[waxen stream]

I'd swap deep cut and the sisters

ive seen a ton more people wanting past

[plain plover]

I dunno, I think it's a fight for 2nd between them

Deep Cut have Big Man and Squid Sisters has Marie

[tawny heart]

Also

rule34

[waxen stream]

thats reddit

[tawny heart]

Oh yeah I forgot they were the same thing just more gore on Reddit

[waxen stream]

yeah

[storm horizon]

The theme present confuses me tbh

Like so it will just continue where we left of ig?

So like what happens then?

[waxen stream]

we'll probably see things from a new perspective

like

[storm horizon]

Im sure they can think of something but I think it just a lil vaguer of a theme then the other 2

[waxen stream]

what else is going on on the planet

[storm horizon]

Yeah we'd probaly be in some other part of the world

[tawny heart]

Future

I want the future

Laser sword weapon

[waxen stream]

future is probably the second best imo

[tawny heart]

Laser ink brush

Tattoo gun

OH THATD BE FIRE

[waxen stream]

lazer would be better for a splattana

[tawny heart]

NO NO THINK ABOUT A TATTOO GUN SHOOTER

[tawny heart]

Oh yeah same thing

[waxen stream]

BURST FIRE

[tawny heart]

OHHHH WWWWW

Make me ceo of splatoon industry’s

[storm horizon]

Im going past because it could give use more backstory and lore and knowing what happened or even experiencing the great turf war could be cool

[waxen stream]

but not like nozzle nose

you actually hold the trigger and it just repeats in bursts instead of tap firing

[storm horizon]

Although I doubt it would go into that and it will be like splatoon 3 where Chaos kinda just gave us the weapons and the town direction

So if it becomes past it might go into the octo expansion vibes again

Or before that

[tawny heart]

Dude why aren’t we designing these I mean come on

[plain plover]

THAT'S ACTUALLY A REALLY COOL IDEA

[waxen stream]

Nintendo hire us

[plain plover]

I had an idea for a weapon once

[waxen stream]

i read that in the most old man voice ever

[tawny heart]

Fits comeback

[plain plover]

Basically, imagine rollerskates but they shoot out ink. When you moved, you would skate a little faster than Inkbrush, leaving a VERY SMALL duo-trail of ink. To attack, you'd press the ZR button and either left or right on the control stick and you'd begin turning in a circular motion, grinding the bottom of the rollerskates as a big wave of your coloured ink would shoot out as you drifted, getting smaller and smaller as you kept turning. When you ran out of ink, you'd have to walk until your ink refilled

[waxen stream]

so like the dapple dualie roll mixed with a splattana?

(the dapples shoot ink from your feet when you roll btw)

[plain plover]

Kindaaa, except the range of attack is constant until you stop drifting

[tawny heart]

https://tenor.com/view/usopp-one-piece-gif-23887759

What the what in the what when you what

[waxen stream]

jam had a stronk

[tawny heart]

No way comeback made it mariokart

Bro needed to play mariokart while playing splatoon that’s insane

[plain plover]

BASICALLY, best way to describe it lmao

[tawny heart]

😭😭

[plain plover]

I guess the biggest weakness would be the range

[tawny heart]

Brudda

[plain plover]

It would be pretty big at first, but smaller as you progressively turned in a circular motion

If you pressed ZR and stopped moving, you'd shoot out a linear wave of ink before completely halting

I just think a shoe-based weapon would be a rather fun concept to play with

I'd call it the "Inkskates"

Or something like that

[waxen stream]

i have an idea

a blaster that shoots out extremely fast fountain pen projectiles

BUT

they only damage with the explosion IF you hit the target

so if you miss it'll still explode but it'll only ink the terrain

[plain plover]

Probably something more witty

[waxen stream]

it'd be called the fountain blaster

[plain plover]

Soooo

Basically a Blaster-

[waxen stream]

blasters deal damage with open air explosions

ALSO

[plain plover]

Yeah, that's what I meant

Wait, so are you saying the explosion ONLY happens if it comes in contact with an opponent?

SO IT'S LIKE A HYBRID OF SORTS

[waxen stream]

YEAH!

[plain plover]

Between a Blaster and Shooter

[waxen stream]

more so a blaster and a sniper

think putting a snipewriter with an S blast

[plain plover]

I mean

That's kinda cool lmao

[waxen stream]

also it'd be able to heal for half the hp % that it'd deal to opponents if you shoot a teammate

probably not half actually

make it 1/4th

[plain plover]

Hmmm

[waxen stream]

so if you would have dealt 20% damage to an enemy it'd heal 5% to a teammate

its essentially a support blaster

[plain plover]

Hmmm

That is cool

[waxen stream]

i think itd be a really unique weapon in practice imo

[plain plover]

Yee

I also had another concept for a weapon a while back

[waxen stream]

ooo

[waxen stream]

(shit now I wanna add this to my game)

[plain plover]

Basically, it'd be these big metallic gloves that act as boxing gloves. When you pressed ZR, you'd punch out in front of you, spreading a very short but very wide bit of ink, meaning you'd have to rely on your allies to get to the frontlines quickly. To attack, you'd just press ZR next to an opponent and it's essentially a 1-hit KO, 2 if they have good defence. You could charge up an attack that would send a long blast of ink that would take up more ink than punching as well as dealing less damage, but it would be good for dealing with enemies that are close to you, but not close enough

Think a more physical and close-combat form of the Splatana

[waxen stream]

the nitro fists from Fortnite-

[plain plover]

Or, what I actually based it off, Rabbid Mario's fist weapons in Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope lmao

[waxen stream]

you have described the Fortnite nitro fists but as a Splatoon weapon lol

[plain plover]

Basically lmao

I'd call em something like

[waxen stream]

never played it because the first game was horrible

[plain plover]

Oof

Basically, it's just what I described

A VERY short ranged weapon that is basically insta-death when in range with an opponent

[waxen stream]

i booted it up for less than a second for the free platinum points during the game trial and proceeded to fully delete it

[plain plover]

LMAO

What would I call it

[waxen stream]

splatter fists

[plain plover]

Fists O' Paint

[waxen stream]

that feels

off

like

not from splatoon

WAIT

[plain plover]

True lmao

[waxen stream]

THATS INCREDIBLY CLOSE TO A FUCKING FOAMSTARS WEAPON OMFG

that shit game

[plain plover]

FUCK SAKES LMAO

[tawny heart]

Fortnite mythic ass name

[waxen stream]

the name of the weapon in foamstars was literally bubble o' fists

[plain plover]

LMAO

What about something like

I dunno lmao

[waxen stream]

once again,

splatter fists

[plain plover]

Sounds too similar to Splattershot and Splatterscope

[waxen stream]

it'd round out the splatter family

close medium and far range

[plain plover]

Combatsplatters

[waxen stream]

(splat roller dosent count fuck you)

[plain plover]

I like Combatsplatters lmao

And I'll name the rollerskates one the Inkskates

[waxen stream]

fortnite combat shotgun

[plain plover]

LMAO

[plain plover]

What about this one tho

[waxen stream]

that one's good

jam is very original

[plain plover]

Yeah, but name

[tawny heart]

I knows

Splatoo gun

Call me Einstein buddy

[plain plover]

Tattooshooter

[waxen stream]

add an extra t
splat-too gun

i think that looks easier to pronounce

[plain plover]

I dunno, it sounds on-the-nose

[waxen stream]

splattanna

[plain plover]

But that one's cool-

[waxen stream]

that's literally the same naming convention

[plain plover]

Lmao

Splattoo Gun

[waxen stream]

I'd still add the dash

[opaque frigate]

Edit this to change the output of the custom command 2!

[waxen stream]

wtf

[plain plover]

SHUT UP

WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU DO

[waxen stream]

who is bro

[plain plover]

Bro thinks he's on the team

[waxen stream]

bro thought he was gonna be allowed in the xbox party

[plain plover]

Lmao

[waxen stream]

bro's friends appear offline to avoid him joining the party

[waxen stream]

found out wtf he does

he gives colour roles to the patrions and server boosters

[plain plover]

That's it

[tawny heart]

Guys his name is juice barista

[wispy ivy]

It's not debatable u just said u agree that 5 days is too long

What is bro 😭

[tawny heart]

He’s the barista

[plain plover]

Makes a lot more sense now

[tawny heart]

@opaque frigate could I have one cup of sangria please

[opaque frigate]

Edit this to change the output of the custom command 2!

[storm horizon]

oh I meant the fact it should be extended

not the 5 days part

[waxen stream]

i cant read

sorry

[tawny heart]

Hey tommy tom

[plain plover]

So we came up with:
A tattoo gun
A fountain pen weapon
A rollerskates weapon
And a boxing glove weapon

[wispy ivy]

Hey dude

Wsg

[waxen stream]

a explosive fountain pen weapon

oh yeah

[plain plover]

Wait isn't the Flingza Roller based off a fountain pen

[tawny heart]

Nothing too important just kinda sitting around

Some guy like almost destroyed their pc a bit ago

[waxen stream]

the reason why they're fountain pens is because if you drag them backwards they explode

[waxen stream]

shush

[wispy ivy]

W jam W jam idk if ur still in Portugal but when u and nowai r both home we should all play ow together 🤭

[plain plover]

LMAO

[wispy ivy]

@novel mulch u too

[waxen stream]

there's a whole category dedicated to just paintbrushes

so having two fountain pen weapons in different classes is reasonable

[tawny heart]

I’m gonna be here all month ☹️

[plain plover]

True

[tawny heart]

But once I’m back we can all squad up dw

[waxen stream]

yikers

[wispy ivy]

Fuck

Welp guess we're gonna have to wait.......

Guys anyone wanna friggin play the friggin challenge next rotation!!!

[dusty mountain]

Big Mech Tom gaming

[dusty mountain]

I’d love to

Fister Tom Gaming

[wispy ivy]

Yippee !!!

[plain plover]

I had another idea for a Splatoon weapon just now

Imagine very very thin paintbrushes that you throw like javelins

They can penetrate through multiple opponents at once and it's kinda like throwing a Splat Bomb, but the momentum is constant

When you throw it, it will go a very far distance before jabbing itself into whatever surface it hits

[storm horizon]

imagine facing against four of them and you see a bunch of em falling towards you

[plain plover]

Again, it can go through opponents, meaning if you got good aim, you can hit multiple opponents in one throw with the javelin creating a long lead of ink as it flies

Massive weakness would be that the paintbrush would be very very very thin, so you gotta be precise as hell

Though, to make up for that, when a javelin lands in the ground, it will explode after a short while

[storm horizon]

kinda reminds me of that 1 sub weapon when you say it like that

whats it called again?

[plain plover]

Curling bomb?

[storm horizon]

pointer bomb or something

[plain plover]

Oh, the Marker

[storm horizon]

I think

[plain plover]

Kinda like that, yeah

It's like a highlighter

You throw it and it identifies the location of whoever it hits

But with the, what I'm calling, the Javelin Brush, it's one throw, when it lands, it lands before exploding shortly after

Amazing for range, but in close combat, you're kinda screwed

I think it should be a one-hit KO, tho

Then again, that would be OP lmao

At least with chargers, you actually gotta charge

But with Javelin Brush, you press ZR and off it goes

[storm horizon]

ye 1 hit ko sounds a lil crazy

[plain plover]

True

[storm horizon]

brellas cant even do that

😭

[plain plover]

Maybe a charge-up option could be plausible

Where you can charge up the throw to be it's maximum distance and strength

Maybe 2 hits and then dead

[plain plover]

Yeah that too lmao

Benjamin just pointed out the Javelin Brush idea I just had has a not-so-similar function as the Point Sensor

[tame summit]

Throwing point sensor is a pretty funny time tbh

[plain plover]

Yeah, and my idea for a new weapon kinda builds on that!

[tame summit]

:D

[plain plover]

I just liked the idea of a javelin weapon

[wispy ivy]

When 3 of ur best/favourite weapons were stuck with this u learn to like it.........

[dusty mountain]

Naut 😭😭

Squiffer i think

[wispy ivy]

Yessir

[waxen stream]

GUYS

[tawny heart]

GUYS

Yeah what is the news

[waxen stream]

THE NEXT BIGRUN IS IN THE GRAND FESTIVAL AREA

[tawny heart]

Is that like

The street

Or

[plain plover]

OH SHITTTT

[tawny heart]

Like where you load in with all the shops

If not I kill myself

[waxen stream]

new area just for the fest

[tawny heart]

[waxen stream]

where the tutorial is

[tawny heart]

Yeah so I kills myself that would’ve been 10x cooler

[plain plover]

DUUUUUUDEEE

[tawny heart]

I wanna see an overrun shop for Sheldon so they can finally kill him off

[waxen stream]

THERE'S A WORLD TALLEY OF ALL THE GOLDEN EGGS THE ENTIRE PLAYERBASE COLLECTS AND IF WE GET ENOUGH EGGS AS A COMMUNITY WE'LL GET A SPECIAL AWARD

[tawny heart]

Do I get the reward

I might shows up

If the rewards cool ig

[waxen stream]

if the world gets enough eggs yeah

[tawny heart]

If it’s like a better moyai statue then yeah I’ll come

[waxen stream]

there's still also the normal decoration reward as well

[tawny heart]

Wait who’s the big monster guy

[waxen stream]

its Mr grizz's statue

[waxen stream]

i think it'll be all 3

[tawny heart]

Wait there’s 3 I thought 2

There’s the big fat guy

The dragon thing

[waxen stream]

big maws

[tawny heart]

https://tenor.com/view/splatoon3-big-run-horrorboros-gif-27656202

[tawny heart]

Isn’t that the stupid pink guy that try’s to kill you by jumping up and attacking ur feet

The anklebiter

[waxen stream]

yuh

but godzilla size

[waxen stream]

here's the actual tweets of it btw

[tame summit]

Oh yeah late reaction, but excited for that one! Final events of all kinds

[waxen stream]

YO GUYS

THEY'RE BRINGING BACK THE SPLATOON 2 SPLATOWEEN GEAR

[wispy ivy]

As it should be gang

[dusty mountain]

cant wait for present to still win so that the game stays in its actual state like wis said 😭😭

[waxen stream]

past is the least popular in Japan

then future

and present is in the lead

[storm horizon]

bruhhhhhh

well there goes my fav team ig

how on earth is present winning?

is it just cuz off the Hook are that popular?

[plain plover]

Gotta make a good present before you make a good future

[storm horizon]

past could really fledge out the loreeeeeeee

but uhm

didnt we get both Chaos and Order?

so maybe the winner decides Splatoon 4s theme

and then the dlc is given to 2nd place?

or we will get 2 dlcs? and just all themes are gonna get something?

ig we shall see

[waxen stream]

marina.

you can probably guess what internet rule comes after that

[waxen stream]

REAL

[storm horizon]

I hate the internet sometimes

[waxen stream]

the grand big run is another triumviate

also all gear for grand fest and grand big run are available on the switch news tab!

[dusty mountain]

ew

so fucking boring

lets keep the game the exavt same way it is then comlpain abt the lack of content!

braindead community

[dusty mountain]

exactly

itd be so cool

[storm horizon]

Thats very unlikely

It would be bad for sales if Splat4 didnt innovate

I think present mostly means no big time gap and ofc no past or future theming

[dusty mountain]

Yeah so basically the same thing 😭😭

[storm horizon]

Same time period doesnt mean the same thing

This tumblr post kinda suits here

All 4 in the same time period but couldn't be more different

[dusty mountain]

They made one update every 3 months and in the last one they added a singular map that’s not even that good and like 5 kits with barely any cosmetic change they are not gonna make anything crazy

[storm horizon]

Thats not the point...

[waxen stream]

my favourite Fortnite combo

[rose venture]

After all our pasts create us who we are. It forges our present and paves our roads for the future.

[wispy ivy]

Amen

• Squid sisters 🔛🔝🥱

[waxen stream]

callie is good but fuck marie

[wispy ivy]

Wrooonnnngggg

Definitive Idol tier list
S tier: Callie, Marie, Marina
A tier: Big man, Pearl
B tier: Frye
D tier: Shiver

[waxen stream]

The TRUE Idol tier list
S: Callie, Pearl, Marina
A: Big man, frye
B: Shiver
D (for doxxed): Marie

[dusty mountain]

Sure buddy bud…

Whatever you say

[uncut shell]

Ew.

[wispy ivy]

Nope

Opinion invalidated

Saying TRUE and lying like that isn't very nice gwen 😑

[tawny heart]

imo frye could go down to c and id put marie in a but other than that yeah agreed

i like how pearl and marina are biggie and pac they get bonus points for that

[wispy ivy]

That's fine jam at least u don't think she's awful like someone

[tawny heart]

they dont really need it but its cool

[tawny heart]

wonder who thatd be

[wispy ivy]

Could be anyone

[tawny heart]

who knows prolly ell

maybe miles

[random dirge]

W rankings 🥱

[waxen stream]

BRO WHAT THE FUCK

[wispy ivy]

Ye I've been playing all night it took awhile but I got all 700mil after about 6 hours 🥱

[waxen stream]

dude we hit 700mil like ten minutes ago

its been 15 hours since it started

[plain plover]

AND THAT FAST TOO

They underestimated the inhuman determination of Salmon Run players lmao

[waxen stream]

dude they only upped it by 100 million..

these mfs got that in twenty minutes

[plain plover]

LMAO

[waxen stream]

we're gonna hit 2 billion minimum

[dusty mountain]

Oh…

[wispy ivy]

WTF DO U MEAN "OH..." 😭

This guy smh my head

[dusty mountain]

I thought we were a team MISTER

[waxen stream]

DUDE THESE MFS NEED TO CALM DOWN

[polar girder]

THEYRE GIVING GRIZZ TO MUCH

[eternal umbra]

Well once you hit the 700,000,000 quota you get plenty of fish scales. But Grizz is willing to give more every 100 million after the initial quota. Meaning more golden scales for people to get.

[waxen stream]

DUDE THIS IS AS OF TEO HOURS AGO

[waxen stream]

DUDE IM FIVE EGGS OFF GOLD

145

[storm horizon]

Awh man I havent played splatoon 3 in quite a bit and I kinda dont wanna but after the final fest the games gonna be all dry and contentless right?

[waxen stream]

just fest and big run re runs

no new catalogues or anything

[storm horizon]

just fest? are they still gonna do splatfests after?

also whens this big run ending?

[waxen stream]

thats... whag i ment

[waxen stream]

Monday

[storm horizon]

well I was just checking

cuz like

its called final fest

but its not the final fest!?!?

[storm horizon]

Thanks

[waxen stream]

its like splat 2

they did more festivals after but they were just re runs of special fests

[storm horizon]

wait there were fests after the order vs chaos ones?

I didnt know lmao

my bad

[waxen stream]

Halloween and Christmas re runs

and a mario 35th anniversary fest

[languid garnet]

They never actually did a frostyfest re run in 2 only a splatoween one plus 2 normal splatfest’s

[waxen stream]

ah

i may be stupid lol

a splatoween is happening this year tho

pearl and marina have outfits in the files

[languid garnet]

Yeah they’ll do it with frostyfest this time cause they have outfits for that too

[rose venture]

Still need the extra 5?

[waxen stream]

yup

[rose venture]

I'll boot up the game

[waxen stream]

oh sweet nice!

tyty

[rose venture]

And I'll be in VC

[waxen stream]

uhh yeah i can join vc just gimme a sec

[rose venture]

Take your time

[waxen stream]

5962

[wispy ivy]

If u guys need another lmk

[rose venture]

If you're willing to help, go on ahead.

Room is open btw

[wispy ivy]

Do a game or 2 without me rq then I'll be on

[rose venture]

Ok

We open now.

[wispy ivy]

Alr just need to find my headset rq

[rose venture]

Roger Roger. Pass is 5962

[storm horizon]

Does final fest start today?

[novel mulch]

It started already

[storm horizon]

Ah nice

[waxen stream]

dude ofc they had to release the fnf say gex update the second the final fest started

[storm horizon]

The w h a t ?

Is the final fest good or is it just kinda the same as the other fests?

[waxen stream]

its really fun!

[storm horizon]

man

I dont even have switch online yet

[waxen stream]

well if anyone on team present wants to play I'll be here!

[storm horizon]

Why did ya choose present?

Just cuz marina is hot?

[waxen stream]

i mean

yes

but

mainly because i hate the past and the future is boring

i like things how i have it just now

[storm horizon]

Fair enough

[waxen stream]

just found out something funny

the Only other thing on a billboard other than the queens death on the day of her death was ads for splatoon 3

[storm horizon]

truly a booyah moment

[polar girder]

@waxen stream wanna booyah?

[waxen stream]

uhh

i was gonna do one match then walk my dog

mabye in like

40 mins?

[polar girder]

Okidoki :3

[waxen stream]

i fucking lost

stupid stupid game

it dose not work

[polar girder]

Im using the airstrike gear

[waxen stream]

im using the FUCK YOU YOU'RE COLOURBLIND NOW
umbrella kit

[polar girder]

XD

[tawny heart]

https://tenor.com/view/gurren-lagann-yoko-littner-anime-anime-girl-gainax-gif-8338021412344018852

angry gwen

[waxen stream]

peek oh

[storm horizon]

Is there anything actually special about this splatfest aside from the cool lobby?

Like gameplay wise

[waxen stream]

tricolour from the start

and infinite golden arosprays

i haven't had a match without one yet

[storm horizon]

Isnt that every splatfest?

Also theres this one fucking map in tricolor

Where they put water like right at the spawn when you're on the defender side

And I fucking fell 4 times into the bloody water

Which I know is a skill issue

But like WHY is it there

It doesnt add anything

Other then my floating corpses

[waxen stream]

oh yeah and uh

THAT IT'S THE FINAL FEST AND WILL INFLUENCE THE NEXT GAME

also yo @polar girder

[tawny heart]

yap

[waxen stream]

i can play now

[polar girder]

Yep

[tawny heart]

https://tenor.com/view/law-law-one-piece-mmd-dancing-sanji-gif-12881880425151621349

wait gwen whos the character on the right

[polar girder]

You can also stop using your perms only for gifs and actually do your job as a hoster and host something

[tawny heart]

woah woah now sorry ive got a life outside the getmadz discord and help in the background

[polar girder]

I created a room Gwen

[dusty mountain]

Ain’t my business but

Ion think you have room to speak bud

Acting like he brined your family alive and stole your heritage

It’s a gif cuh

[tawny heart]

i just wanted to know if gwen knew a character bru

[dusty mountain]

Even gwen wasn’t mad at it 😪🤞

[waxen stream]

I didn't even see the gif hol up

[waxen stream]

recognise em

dont know name cuz im braindead

[dusty mountain]

That’s my thing buddy…

[tawny heart]

didnt think so...

[polar girder]

How did we lose that

[waxen stream]

RS4D-2YB3-3JFD-EOKG

Sick asf game

[waxen stream]

HOW THE FUCK

[tawny heart]

past isnt awful atleast its not present ig

future is best but whatevers

[wispy ivy]

We're just better 🥱

[hollow coral]

That my team

Cowboy splatoon for the win

[storm horizon]

Yoooo past W

[polar girder]

Oh no
Maybe because they have Splatoon 1 sweats on their team

[waxen stream]

istg if I loose another finalfest to fucking marie simps

[storm horizon]

Says the marina simp

Pretend I have gif perms and this is a gif

[storm horizon]

Huh how did you do that?

[waxen stream]

im just better ig

[storm horizon]

Past sounds real cool tho

Im sure they can do something with all 3 but I feel like past is gonna have the biggest change

Im fine with all 3 tho

Im not a marie simp the only character I simp for is Big Man

[waxen stream]

dude ive been on splatoon for am hour just listening to the final song

[wispy ivy]

Right here ma'am 🙋‍♂️🥱

Me asf

[storm horizon]

What should I add?

Pretty sure present is winning big time

[waxen stream]

another ink main

[storm horizon]

No

Its both overkill and expensiveee

It does look satisfying tho

[waxen stream]

i run it on my witch hat

[storm horizon]

Thats an amiibo item right?

I only got the ninja suit

[waxen stream]

yuh

[storm horizon]

I have heard its not smart to have that many of one thing

I think Ill just put ink refill on it

[waxen stream]

triple kill with auto bomb

[plain plover]

JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS CLEAN

[waxen stream]

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS THREE THERE

i just fucking threw it and it happened

I JUST WON A 333X BY .1 PERCENT HOLY SHIT

[plain plover]

YEAAAAAA

WON BY A COIN TOSS

[waxen stream]

LITERALLY A SINGLE DROP OF INK

[plain plover]

YEAAAA

Yeah I'm uh

I wanted to do a Turf War

100x battle

Lost because the 3 other people I'm with did absolutely nothing

I'm never playing this game again lmao

[waxen stream]

dude istg

ive literally only had X battles or conch clashes for the past hour

[plain plover]

I BOOTED UP THE GAME, GOT A 100X AND LOST

This game just doesn't want me to play it any more lmao

[waxen stream]

even the game hates ink brush

you should consider playing undercover

[plain plover]

No.

[waxen stream]

yes.

[plain plover]

Nah I'm just outright retiring lmao

Splatoon 4 can kiss my ass

[waxen stream]

damn😭

[polar girder]

Anyone still up for some splooning??

[waxen stream]

im on tri rn

[polar girder]

@ me when ur ready

[waxen stream]

@polar girder

i just cant vc rn

1 just cant talk rn (thanks hyper rare part of the autism spectrum!)
2. i nono wanna

room is open

tri-colour

[polar girder]

Okidoki

[polar girder]

Isg I can relate

[waxen stream]

EW WE'RE ON THE LEFT

THATS GONNA FEEL SO WEIRD

[polar girder]

Stupid green duckers

[waxen stream]

that felt so weird

[polar girder]

Why?

[waxen stream]

i dont like being on the left

[polar girder]

We had it if those greenys didn’t push us last second

[waxen stream]

that sounds like a derogatory term😭

"greenys"

[polar girder]

Sounds like what a vietnam vet would say on a Friday afternoon with a beer in his hand grilling

[waxen stream]

AGAIN?!

[polar girder]

:[

[waxen stream]

the left certainly doesn't feel very radical rn

[polar girder]

Ye düd

[waxen stream]

Jag kommer att mörda deras familjer.

[polar girder]

Why are you going after my family?

[waxen stream]

i said im going to murder their families

[polar girder]

Wat zeg je droeftoeter ik snap er helemaal niks ja

[waxen stream]

KNULLA

[polar girder]

0,2%

[waxen stream]

im going to rip them limb for limb

[polar girder]

E liter is actually really good at defending on this map

You can snipe them when they’re taking the signal

I hate those last minute pitchers

Brb

[waxen stream]

murder.

i am going to murder everyone i fucking see this match

[polar girder]

Ill just go ahead and murder myself

[waxen stream]

YES

HAHA

[polar girder]

WOOOOO

I SPAWN CAMPED PURPLE SO MUCH

[polar girder]

14 SPLATS

[waxen stream]

damn

i think my highest was fucking absurd at 32 this fest

(so far)

[polar girder]

IM DEFENDING THIS TOWN

FUCK

that sploosh was so annoying

[waxen stream]

bro you were handing out drinks like a fucking scout main

[polar girder]

That’s what in do

I defended

[waxen stream]

shitty ass window drawing i did yesterday ( i fell over like a minute after)

[polar girder]

Huh how?

[waxen stream]

my legs dont hold me up well rember

[polar girder]

Oh I taught it said fainted

[waxen stream]

how tf do you get fainted from fell

15 SPLATS TF

[polar girder]

Like
Stand up
Draw faint

[waxen stream]

stand up is a bold assumption-

[polar girder]

Well the drawings look nice

:3

[polar girder]

yes

FUCK YEAH

[waxen stream]

Hold up-

i gotta save that replay

[polar girder]

COMBINED WE GOT 24 SPLATS

I GOT A CIXTUPLE KILL

[polar girder]

When does it happen

[waxen stream]

when does what happen

rooms open btw

[polar girder]

What happened can’t open the replay?

We don’t got it

[waxen stream]

i was popping tf off

[polar girder]

WE GOT IT

oversplatter

[waxen stream]

we won thanks to yuri jesus

[polar girder]

Yuri and I got the same amount of splats

And I got +3 :3

[waxen stream]

DUDE I STOPPED THAT FIRST ULTRA SIGNAL WITH A FUCKING BURST BOMB SNIPE

[polar girder]

Wanna play normal

[waxen stream]

i gotta walk my dawg

[polar girder]

Kk

Bye bye

[waxen stream]

she's getting angy

[rose venture]

Me who lost one

[waxen stream]

its funny because i was against team past

[rose venture]

I lost to present

[waxen stream]

hehehehe

[hollow coral]

Bru

Two of my team mates disconnected

At least it wasn’t against present

[wispy ivy]

Is that a mirror match or do u just have colour lock

But either way that sucks 😭

[hollow coral]

Color lock is off

That was a mirror match

This is just unbelievable

On a 100x to

[wispy ivy]

That's even worse wtf 😭

Villainous people lmao

[hollow coral]

I might crash out 😭

[wispy ivy]

Can't blame u lmao

[hollow coral]

Hold up

I got a redemption

I think I’m done with this game

[hollow coral]

Aaaand it’s over

[waxen stream]

team present quite literally got back up from oth

the fucking va's played the fest

[hollow coral]

The who’s?

The Whats

The when’s

[waxen stream]

va's

voice actors

[hollow coral]

Oooooh

That makes more sense

[waxen stream]

if past wins she gets it

[sinful ermine]

Lemme know what y’all think 😊😊

[hollow coral]

How long did that take

[waxen stream]

its my favourite album! "wow"!

[hollow coral]

Not if she does it first

[hollow coral]

Less goooo

Bro future got nothing at all

Cowboy splatoon 4

Rarararar

[rose venture]

GG to team past. S1 for the W

[polar girder]

Ggs team past

You had fewer numbers but played better and were stronger

[storm horizon]

Yoooo

WE WON!?

[wispy ivy]

Let's fucking go holy shit

Genuinely didn't see us winning that icl

[storm horizon]

Same I kept seeing team present won a 100x battle pop up

[languid garnet]

Whelp we did and we did a great job!

[dusty mountain]

Just happy that present didn’t win

Boring ass team

Afraid of the slightest changes 😪🤞

[dusty mountain]

Whole Lotta Blue!!

[hot barn]

The melodic red‼️

[waxen stream]

THREE

THREE GAMES IN A ROW AND I'VE LOST

[storm horizon]

Present just had a skill issue ngl

[waxen stream]

making some calimari

[storm horizon]

Nooooooooo

[dusty mountain]

Why’d you even buy it if you don’t like her 😭😭

[storm horizon]

Whats the difference between league and ranked?

[waxen stream]

in splat 2?

[storm horizon]

Ye

[waxen stream]

dont remember

[storm horizon]

Also did they remove Main Power up?

[waxen stream]

no

[storm horizon]

Its still in 3?

[waxen stream]

oh no

yeah its not in 3

i thought you were still on about 2

[storm horizon]

I have like sooo many pieces with main power up in 2

Kinda wild

Also Im exactly lvl 30 in splatoon 2

And a profreshional in grizzco

Yeah that checks out

200 hours into this franchise so far thats interesting

[waxen stream]

yk What'd be cool

if amibos would unlock hairstyles

[storm horizon]

Imma disagree

The game itself and nso is expensive enough

Locking not just gear but also hairstyles behind amiibos would be annoying

[rose venture]

So I have news from the JP Twitter for Splatoon 3.

I have translated the post since I can't post it.

The periodic addition of content to "Splatoon 3", which was announced for two years after its release, will end, but some of the content for "Splatoween", "Frosty Fest", "Spring Fest", and "Summer Nights" will end. We will continue to hold this event while reprinting it.
In addition, update data including changes in the weapon's performance will be distributed irregularly.

Based on what I read, I believe the only things we'll get is the balance notes, and frosty fest with some repeats in splatfests and said seasonal splatfests might have a similar but different theme. I could be entirely wrong here.

And we get no 3rd kits.

I could be entirely wrong here but this is what I gathered.

[waxen stream]

uk twitter said it's just re runs

[novel mulch]

Tl; dr

[storm horizon]

Splatoon 3 but we didnt get 3rd kits or a 3rd species lameeee

Games a scam

[waxen stream]

just found out that you can head back to the festival grounds with any idol amibo

[storm horizon]

Like actually go there or just have it as a background for pictures?

[languid garnet]

You can go there

All the concerts happen too

[waxen stream]

im running around the night time grounds rn

[storm horizon]

Neat

[waxen stream]

Us said so as well

this little octo doesn't know she's grown up along side me

[waxen stream]

cool name for splat 4 i thought of

Splatoon 4: Rising tides

[plain plover]

That would be such a cool idea tho

How would the INKLING/OCTOLING SOCIETY handle the tidal floods that wiped out humanity?

[waxen stream]

YEAH

like

i wanna go WAY BACK

right when they first crawled out alterna

[plain plover]

Yeah that would be cool excepttheOctolingswouldbebackunderground

[waxen stream]

no cuz theyd all be happy at the beginning

like they were

the story could end with the great turf war

basically making it the ultimate prequel

and i thought for the tutorial level it could be the tunnels out of alterna

[plain plover]

What if Splatoon 4 took place DURING the Great Turf War, where the game happens in the backlines

[waxen stream]

ok but thats kinda boring if its the entire game

[plain plover]

Hmmm yeah lmao

[waxen stream]

if the final area of the main story is the great turf war as you slowly fight through the lines thatd be cool

then yk

the wire gets unplugged and you go beat the shit iut of octavio with cuttlefish

[plain plover]

Lmao

[waxen stream]

cuz like

the inkbeings society is only a gew thousand years old

itd be really cool to see how they fucking flew through the stages of societal evolution

cuz isth these mfs spent like

ten years in Egyptian times

then they had guns

[plain plover]

EXACTLY

And it'd be cool to see what maps came before the ones in Splatoon 1

[waxen stream]

also we'd get to hook octavio and cuttlefish up-

old man yaoi

[plain plover]

WHOOO-

[waxen stream]

final fest for splat 4 is the front lines of the war

[plain plover]

It's not even a fest, it's an active WAR

[waxen stream]

octairian vs inkling vs salmonid

cuz i have no doubt the salmonids got involved

[plain plover]

True yea

[waxen stream]

they have a deal with the octairian army

they get tech, octos get eggs (for electricity)

thats why theres so many eggs in the story modes

[plain plover]

Gwen you might be cooking lmao

[waxen stream]

im just recapping the lore from the first games sunken scrolls with a big of matpat disease but alr😭

[plain plover]

LMAO

[waxen stream]

i have stage 2 matpat😞

[dusty mountain]

Eeeenope

[waxen stream]

anyway-

[dusty mountain]

Im teaming up with Octavio

Cuz I like mechs

I wish they made a choose your team thing like that Sonic game

That’d be cool ig

[waxen stream]

they make you pick teams in 7 sonic games

be more specific

[dusty mountain]

The good one 😪🤞

[plain plover]

Heroes, Team Sonic Racing, 06

[dusty mountain]

The okay one

Decent one it’s not that good

[plain plover]

Uhhh what else

[dusty mountain]

Idk the name

[plain plover]

Adventure, Adventure 2

[dusty mountain]

It’s very very popular

[dusty mountain]

Eeeyup

[plain plover]

I think that's it lmao

[dusty mountain]

The one where he jumps out the helicopter

It’s aight

[waxen stream]

adventure 2

[dusty mountain]

Is it even in this game where you choose the teams

I don’t think so

[plain plover]

OH Mario and Sonic at the 2016 Rio Olympic Games

[dusty mountain]

Yeah good job bud

[waxen stream]

there you go

[plain plover]

Where they made you choose between Sonic and Mario

[dusty mountain]

Yeah exactly

[waxen stream]

I READ THAT AS SONIC AND MARIA-

[dusty mountain]

Kay why ess

[plain plover]

LMAO

[waxen stream]

oh yeah

unrelated but

trump got shot

again.

[dusty mountain]

Yeah

[waxen stream]

these mfs missed twice

[dusty mountain]

Crazy how you can fail to kill someone twice

[waxen stream]

third times the charm

[dusty mountain]

Wouldn’t happen to me 😪🤞

[waxen stream]

you'd simply Dodge

[waxen stream]

should i actually flesh this one out?-

[dusty mountain]

Bring back octo expansion!

[dusty mountain]

I’d die

[waxen stream]

i desperately need more agent 8 and pearlina

where's the wedding dlc

[dusty mountain]

Ion gaf abt them 😪🤞

I like 8

And the story and music

And the final boss

Make a sequel and a prequel and a spin off and a movie…

[waxen stream]

NINTENDOOOOO!!!!

MAKE AN ANIMATED SPLATOON MOVIE!!!!

AND MY LIFE, IS YOURSSSS!!!

[dusty mountain]

Eeeyup I agree!

[waxen stream]

I'd actually kill someone if it ment they'd make a Splatoon movie

[dusty mountain]

I’d kill you for that movie 😪🤞

[waxen stream]

id die for that movie

[plain plover]

Jack Black as DJ Octavio

[waxen stream]

Chris pratt as pearl

[astral berry]

i wish tjey do that

[plain plover]

I dunno what the movie would be about tho

[waxen stream]

the plot of the games-

[plain plover]

Which game would they base it off?? Just one or all 3?

[waxen stream]

or

[waxen stream]

wtf 8 and 'rina were doing while in the army and how splat 1 effected them

that'd fit into my idea for splat 4's plot too

[plain plover]

A Pearl and Marina backstory movie?????

ABSOLUTE PEAK CINEMA

[waxen stream]

cephalopod Yuri: the movie

featuring aro ace memory loss

[plain plover]

To Live and to Fry for

[astral berry]

IF TJEY DO A PEARLINA MOVIE ILL GIVE TJEM MY FAMILLY

[waxen stream]

*frye

[plain plover]

I WILL GIVE THEM ALL MY MONEY

Or more realistically, 1p and nothing more lmao

[waxen stream]

I'LL GIVE THEM ALL OF MY MONEY!
-# AND COMEBACK-

[plain plover]

NAH, I'LL ACCEPT THAT

[plain plover]

BECAUSE IT MEANS I'LL BE ABLE TO WORK AT NINTENDO

[waxen stream]

then they put you on mobile game development-

[plain plover]

I will explode

[dusty mountain]

70$ mk tour character pack

[astral berry]

it would be great for younto work there

[dusty mountain]

Made by you

[plain plover]

*$40

[waxen stream]

the diddy pack

[dusty mountain]

Eeenope

More

[plain plover]

Let us not forget of our lord and saviour $40 Diddy Kong

[astral berry]

my typing sucksass

[dusty mountain]

Make it more expensive

[dusty mountain]

Don’t type that bud…

[waxen stream]

i love the mario kart diddy dlc

[dusty mountain]

Weird asl 😪🤞

[plain plover]

Nah it's alright!

[waxen stream]

Same!

[dusty mountain]

I can’t see

So

[waxen stream]

You're better than most of us-

[astral berry]

woahh ty yall :OOO

[dusty mountain]

Kay why ess

Il take it back if it’s a good thing

[dusty mountain]

You would know patient zero…

[waxen stream]

HEY-

I GOT IT FROM MY MOTHER-

[dusty mountain]

I believe it’s called the Gwen virus…

Not Gwen’s mom virus 😪🤞

[waxen stream]

she let me name it

[dusty mountain]

It’s okay Gwen

This is a safe space

It was a Luigi spinning gif omg 😭😭

[azure granite]

Luigi isn't an inkling

[astral berry]

uhh obvs he isnt

[waxen stream]

-# @plain plover

[dusty mountain]

That’s what I’m saying

Finally ty soda 😪🤞

[azure granite]

you're welcome haha

[waxen stream]

Callie spin

[azure granite]

no marie? 😮

[astral berry]

LE GASP

[azure granite]

@waxen stream

any faster and she'll drill to the centre of the earth

[astral berry]

ono we need to stop her

[waxen stream]

hold on let me speed up the gif-

[plain plover]

It would be cool to see how you'd interpret the idea!

[waxen stream]

let me cook

[tame summit]

Hi I may not be that active, but gotta throw a huge congrats and ggs in here for team past! I had an absolute blast playing on team present myself, such a legendary splatfest, that still has me emotional. So many memories. Hope everyone enjoyed it just as much too!

[polar girder]

Put her on a cross

[tame summit]

What in the fuck are you doing to the character I cosplay

[waxen stream]

i despise the gray haired grandma

SHE'S WON TWO FINAL FESTS

AND BEAT ME BOTH TIMES

[waxen stream]

i will not be building or buying a cross just to crucify marie

[azure granite]

STOP!!!!

[azure granite]

you're so evil

[waxen stream]

I hate her with a passion

im surprised the amibo hasn't broken yet

[azure granite]

I'm surprised you're trying to kill her, you MONSTER!

[waxen stream]

her fans doxxed me when i was like 12 let me be angry

or however long ago 2016 was

[azure granite]

that was years ago, get over it

[waxen stream]

no.

[azure granite]

ok

[waxen stream]

i can and will be a petty little bitch about it

anyway back to torturing my marie amibo

[azure granite]

😭

[dusty mountain]

Eeeyup

Agreed 😪🤞

[astral berry]

WHY YALL SO TOXIC TO MARIE DX

[plain plover]

EXACTLY

[waxen stream]

i have a good reason

i was put at risk and in danger just because of her fans

other ppl idk

[astral berry]

Which is...

[waxen stream]

her fans doxxed me for liking callie more when i was 12

[astral berry]

what does doxxed mean???

[waxen stream]

leaking someone's personal info

eg: their ip address

[astral berry]

but why tho