Splatoon 3

[velvet grove]

Sure

[polar girder]

Y’all playing sploon?

[waxen stream]

Uhh

I'm on acnh rn

[wispy ivy]

Nintendo wildin if they think anyone (bar me 🙄) who plays splatoon could save the world if its ending 😭

Should've put "freak tf out" instead

But me personally I'm bucket list the world ain't worth saving 🥱

[velvet grove]

S-so you lied to m-me…?

[waxen stream]

You could just say that you're a baby 😒

[wispy ivy]

Nuh uh I'm just very indecisive 😅

[wispy ivy]

This servers so shit it banned both of my responses 😒

[waxen stream]

Lmao

[dusty mountain]

no you hate me just like Ink...

[waxen stream]

How despicable of him

[wispy ivy]

Both of those r lies buddy and u know it 🙄

[dusty mountain]

youre right teehee

[azure granite]

This is so very interesting actually, they all have different wave animations for things

(Ignore the time at the top)

[waxen stream]

Ok but why tf are you with Vodafone

[azure granite]

my dad got for both me and my bro

Eh, I’m not fussed about it

This is besides the point 😅

[hearty trench]

I DIDN'T REALISE THAT

[azure granite]

don’t read into it

[azure granite]

So I saw someone who beat side order with only the stamp, I may give it a try

[azure granite]

I did attempt this run with only the stamp, its possible to win with a good strategy

[hearty trench]

I like bigman sweep

[waxen stream]

YO!
will anyone be able to do the eggstra work with me?

It's this weekend

YAHAHAHAHA YES FINALLY ONE I CAN WIN

[tame summit]

I'm planning to play both of these. Just gotta line up the right times

[waxen stream]

I'll be playing A LOT of the eggstra work

I'll be on for a rotation of the brella event

[azure granite]

I could do it!

[waxen stream]

Oh btw the brella challenge is on the 7th!

[tame summit]

Yayy

I'm hoping to make it for the 6 - 8 pm CEST rotation, but can't be sure when I'm home from a dinner somewhere

[cyan compass]

Soo.. dumb question but does anyone know why my message was instantly nuked? I was trying to send some screenshots from photo mode.

[plain plover]

Hmm

Maybe it's the bot

[cyan compass]

Maybe..? My guess was too many images in one message might've triggered it.

[plain plover]

Potentially

I'd just try again!

[cyan compass]

Well, that worked. Might resend with the pictures in order then send the last 5. =P

Part 1 of 2.

Part 2 of 2.

Pictures I got last night with the jacket I was wanting, as I finally got the amiibo 2 days ago from my partner (presumably for our 2 year anniversary today). ^-^

[plain plover]

Yeah, there we go!

They finally loaded, damn these are so good!!

[cyan compass]

You think so? ^-^

[plain plover]

Yeah! Especially the 6th one

[cyan compass]

The up close charge slash? =P

[plain plover]

Yeye!

[cyan compass]

^-^

[azure granite]

Oh, that’s today

I’ll do it later today

[wispy ivy]

Brella more like SMELLA 😝

[waxen stream]

Fella you a fart smelly if you hate the brella

[wispy ivy]

I think mean fart smella and ur also wrong brellas r ass and bad and for babies 🥱

Real Big strong men like myself use based weapons

[dusty mountain]

I love the privileged shooters!!

[wispy ivy]

Nowai u silly Billy they're not based 😑

[waxen stream]

I am not strong or man

I like my silly shard and mine

With my work umbrella

[dusty mountain]

Silly me…

[waxen stream]

This umbrella challenge got me playing DIFFERENT

[tame summit]

Niceee

[waxen stream]

(this was stick controls too lol I accidentally turned motion off)

[tame summit]

Okay that's hella impressive, I could never

[waxen stream]

I honestly don't know how I did it

I was just zoned in on using funny umbrella

[tame summit]

That's the best way to play tbh

[azure granite]

What do yall think?

[plain plover]

Looking good!

[waxen stream]

yo isn't eggstra work today?

[azure granite]

WAS till 1pm

[waxen stream]

Just checked splatnet
It STARTED at 1am

[azure granite]

Ooh, on the thing, I think there’s a rotation from 10 till 1pm

[waxen stream]

It's until Monday at 1am

[tame summit]

Yeah all weekend!

[waxen stream]

I'm gonna play later today probably around 4-5pm ish I'm going to start

If anyone wants to play just ask!

[azure granite]

Yea I may do it later

Theres a gold basketball I have my eye on

But I worry it won’t be there for much longer

[waxen stream]

Baskmet ball

[tame summit]

Ah damn I ended up being busy all day, I haven't played it yet at all. Maybe tomorrow

[waxen stream]

You can solo queue it

[tame summit]

I could, but that doesn't sound very fun for eggstra work

I could probably find people. I just gotta actually get around to play it :')

[waxen stream]

It gives you random ppl

[tame summit]

Yeah exactly. I'd do that in other modes, but in eggstra work I specifically enjoy it because learning the patterns with or from others around me. Otherwise I'll just play normal Sr or something else

[waxen stream]

Ah

[last vessel]

woah mom

it's me!

in #973391808455385100!!

I was not ready for that

[tame summit]

Yess, cute animation

[last vessel]

I forgot about that animation

completely

it was an actual jumpscare

[waxen stream]

My friends are goated asf

[azure granite]

I’m on it too

[tawny heart]

Order of the stone 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[waxen stream]

RAHHHH🔥

Official splatfest art just dropped!

[tawny heart]

Wait that’s cool asl

[waxen stream]

#ミ・miidia

[polar girder]

Team Bucket list

[azure granite]

Saved

I love how one of new weapons is a tube of mint

HAH, I love it

I do wonder if it’s live now

[waxen stream]

It said it's from the start of next month...

[azure granite]

Yay!

[mint sorrel]

THEY FUCKING BROUGHT SPLATOON 1 CRB BACK

[plain plover]

WHY IS THERE A CENSORSHIP BLEEP IN THE NEW MUSIC

[waxen stream]

Because it's the word for fuck in Japanese

The bleep gets rid of it

[tawny heart]

Bro just explained the concept of censoring

Lmao

[waxen stream]

SHUT UP

[waxen stream]

THAT THING BETTER HAVE REEF SLIDER

[mint sorrel]

It got kraken

[waxen stream]

Stupid ass dyno

[mint sorrel]

Don't feel so bad

[waxen stream]

NOOOOOO OOOO

I despise splat 3 kracken

[mint sorrel]

It got faster in a patch

But if it makes you feel better

The new bow got stamper

[waxen stream]

but that's good

[mint sorrel]

But if you want an aggressive blaster with a special u like

S blast 92s waiting 4 u

[waxen stream]

That's what I've been using for a while when I play tower

[azure granite]

you can get an Sblast in side order?

[waxen stream]

i meant tower control

[azure granite]

ooh, yea it's a great weapon for that

[azure granite]

What’s everyone’s “oh yea, that’s the outfit I’ll save the world with?” Look

Mine is “the mysterious octoling”

[azure granite]

Also when will mr grizz stop paying me in food stamp, I ain’t poor 😭

[silent sun]

|| frye got her Second Win let's goooo!!!, finally after all this time, team Bucket wins by a small margin!||

[tawny heart]

I’m gonna die

Team bucket is like honestly the worst 😭😭

I played like 30 games and encountered them twice

[polar girder]

Why is this emote called: ‘cockpet’

[plain plover]

SHE'S ACTUALLY DONE IT

[tame summit]

FINALLY YAYYY

[waxen stream]

What.

[azure granite]

Wow she crushed it

Talk about close calls

Thats her 2nd victory yet

Even tho the clout went to team “do nothing”

Shes so cute

[waxen stream]

Istg if she wins final fest

Gold rotation this weekend

[eternal umbra]

Three if you consider JP into this.

Everyone forgets about her third win

[azure granite]

I’d be happy

[azure granite]

Oh yea haha

[plain plover]

Splatoon peeps

I don't wanna alarm you

But for Sizzle Season, Nintendo showed the new catalogue and reward 95 is a new name tag with "Thank You For" and "Playing"

[zinc rivet]

yeah games dead pack up

[tame summit]

I think it just makes sense that this is final season, if they said supporting it with updates for 2 years. Honestly I'm more excited for that summer splatfest, which is giving me hope that the final big run and final fest are in September at least, instead of this season already

[azure granite]

The big big fun run

[azure granite]

Wheres the link to it?

[tame summit]

Yes

Oh right I can't send links here

[tame summit]

Then here's just a blurry screenshot

[plain plover]

https://x.com/SplatoonJP/status/1795742376205697217?t=Lb8-s1qpwOZYAtuW0NA_fA&s=19

Splatoon（スプラトゥーン） (@SplatoonJP) on X

「2024夏 Sizzle Season」のカタログの紹介だ。
原点回帰で、バンカラらしい個性豊かで自由なファッションが載っている。もちろん新しいエモートやオキモノ、ステッカーなどもラインナップされているぞ。
もらえるアイテムはメニューの「カタログ」から確認することができるぞ。

Twitter · May 29, 2024, 9:02 AM

[tame summit]

Oh there we go, an actual link

[plain plover]

LMAO

[tame summit]

🙃

[plain plover]

Yeah, we're really in the endgame lmao

[tame summit]

For sure

[plain plover]

I say 2 more updates and the game's over

[tame summit]

Just hoping it'll extend into September is all. For the rest it's all I've been assuming

[plain plover]

Truee

[tame summit]

Would we still get a real update after this season? I mean I hope so

None of the weapons have a 3rd kit yet

[zinc rivet]

itll stay that way

i think the only thing they might do is a special event for the 10th anniversary

and even then i dont see them doing much

[azure granite]

Geeze

I don’t want splat to end

I love my funny stylish squid

[tame summit]

Absolutely possible. Even the 10th anniversary wouldn't bring any meaningful update I'd imagine. Maybe just something around a championship happening again.
Final fest will just be in either August or September, and then they probably close the door on this game

While I've been enjoying it, it really has felt like they tried the least with bringing exciting stuff

[zinc rivet]

yeah

some find it hard to believe tho

the copium is strong

[tame summit]

Which I kinda understand, it's not all based on nothing. But I personally don't believe so right now

[waxen stream]

It's so joever

[zinc rivet]

anyone else receive 10 Sheldon licences from the lobby terminal?

[worthy salmon]

You get that if you bought the dlc pass

[zinc rivet]

i bought the pass when it came out tho

[azure granite]

So you’d have the licenses then

This was some a week ago

I got a fist bump 😁

[waxen stream]

Yeah they upgraded the dlc plan for the new season anyone who owns or buys it gets 10 licences

[plain plover]

https://x.com/Gooompy/status/1796468071185707421?t=LkFDm5CHslpyb32SlHdFCw&s=19

gooompy (now on patreon 👀) (@Gooompy) on X

The Splatoon artists are too good, I only just realized that each King Salmonid mirrors a member of Deep Cut 😭

Twitter · May 31, 2024, 9:05 AM

Dudeee

This is one of those things that should seem so blatantly obvious but it just isn't until you get told lmao

[azure granite]

Did I miss the big big run?

I can’t find anything about it

Any I find is from Nintendo

I don’t understand why no one has done a thing about it

[wispy ivy]

Hasn't happened yet 🤦‍♂️

[plain plover]

8th - 10th of June!

[hearty trench]

MY DREAM BECAME TRUE

[azure granite]

Woah, well done

[plain plover]

YOOO NICEEE

[eternal umbra]

Ya boy got discontinued amibbos equaling to a total of $90

[polar girder]

Yippie

[dusty mountain]

they are ?

[plain plover]

I mean

[dusty mountain]

they still get restocked like every week here

[plain plover]

Why would you want to buy the Splatoon 2 Inkling amiibo-

[waxen stream]

To burn him alive

[plain plover]

Melted amiibo plastic yummy

[eternal umbra]

Bro where do you live? And give me the details so I can get the remaining ones I need

[dusty mountain]

la fnac theyre everywhere in france lmao

[eternal umbra]

Damn I got to start saving money

[dusty mountain]

like i had opened squid sister amiibos and like maybe a month ago i got a closed box

there was like individual or bundles

for both oth and the ss

[tame summit]

Love them

Yeah in Europe they usually tend to come in bundles

I was hunting them pretty actively a few years ago before the recent restock. It sure has been a journey

[azure granite]

Whats that you say? I’m sorry, I’m too busy seeing the world gay

[azure granite]

How you have EVERY amiibo under the sun?!

[azure granite]

How and where?

[tame summit]

Mainly 2nd hand marketplaces tbh. I wish I got a lot more of them when they were still new

I have all the splatoon and Zelda amiibo + some that really feel like they represent something for me that I really like. But I'd never try to even nearly get all the main ones

[azure granite]

I would figure that on the Nintendo store too, it would be very expensive. I did once get a MH stories figure from there. Wasn’t cheap 🤷‍♂️

[azure granite]

Fair

[tame summit]

The Nintendo store usually has the best prices for them actually. They were just always out of stock there, when I looked for them.
But yeah overall they can still be expensive for sure

[last vessel]

that's discounted?

seems like average prices

maybe a bit lower

[tawny heart]

def not

90 for 6?

15 per amiibo

prolly more like 20 or smth

[eternal umbra]

No so the thing was they would be at scalper type of prices being at like $200 give or take. I manage to find said Amiibos that aren't produced where I am and I was able to get them. Plus they all had different prices

Implying some are worth more than others

[tawny heart]

yikes

[eternal umbra]

In order:
Callie: $14.99
Marie: $11.99
Inkling boy (Neon Green): $9.99
Pearl: $15.99
Marina: $16.99
Octoling boy: $14.99

[last vessel]

amiibos fluctuate in prices

but tend to be $12-20 officially

I bought big man amiibo at game stop brand new for like $15

[waxen stream]

I managed to get the deep cut trio for £40

[tame summit]

Those prices aren't bad at all actually

[polar girder]

30€ here in the Netherlands

For the deep cut trio

[tame summit]

Wait really? I had them for 50 euros, they must've dropped down a ton in price

[azure granite]

geeze and yet in CEX game shop some of them are like £10 - £20 from range

[waxen stream]

Nintendo is already producing splatoon 4

[azure granite]

😮

where news?

[tame summit]

#1237557846250356736

[azure granite]

Cool Callie figure I ordered came today 😀 “Stay fresh”

[tame summit]

Marieeee

[azure granite]

Did I say callie?….i’m so tired

[tame summit]

I didn't even notice lmao

We all love Callie too

[azure granite]

The squid sisters! 😄

[waxen stream]

Get that grey haired grandma out of here

[tame summit]

Hey now, that's my grey haired grandma

Representing Marie at Dutch comic con 💪

[azure granite]

Never!

[azure granite]

This is very awesome!!

[tame summit]

Yess cosplay is so much fun

[waxen stream]

So you're old and senile? /J

[tame summit]

Is saying that I'm 26 years old enough of an answer? :)

[waxen stream]

That's older than me so yes

[tame summit]

There we go

Marie is also 25 by now, so that checks out

[waxen stream]

Oh god Marie is 6 years older than me

[tame summit]

yee

[waxen stream]

I don't like that fact

[tame summit]

(+1 year by now) they're all getting ooold

And there we go, Pearl is actually older than I am

[waxen stream]

Wait how old is eight?

[tame summit]

Should be 20 now

Much closer to your age at least

[eternal umbra]

Hero Brella and Roller. Noice

[tame summit]

Yess

Both made by my friend on the right there 🙏

[azure granite]

HAH shiver is 1 year younger than me

[azure granite]

That makes marie my age too

[tame summit]

She'd be 25 now, which is what I meant with the +1. I think that would make her your age?

[azure granite]

Correct

[azure granite]

ALL OF THEM

[waxen stream]

Oh shit

[last vessel]

🤩

[azure granite]

Its absolutely funny this is a real thing hahha

[eternal umbra]

Rate the fit (5 stars, 0-10, etc. . .)

[plain plover]

That hairband is cool as hell 5/5

[azure granite]

The black and white shirt with the Decavitator I’d say 10/10

[waxen stream]

This'd be perfect if it was the charcoal deactivator

[azure granite]

BIG BIG RUN is happening

[waxen stream]

Yuh

[polar girder]

It’s hard

[last vessel]

that's the most badass dentist I've ever seen

[tame summit]

I'll be playing some big big run tomorrow when I have more time, but I'm excited for it!

[azure granite]

It started yesterday

Its soo fun but the boses are twice as hard

[polar girder]

Me and some other people did it yesterday and we finally beat the boss
Tip: get some friends that know how to play the game and make a strategy
We used joe to damage other bosses try and get horror and coho hit by joe
And only pop the horror booya bomb when he’s making a new one so u don’t waste ur super

[tame summit]

Yeah I also played now. Pretty fun to go with all 3 of them

[azure granite]

yea, it's really fun

[eternal umbra]

gamer

[azure granite]

Game

[inland trout]

i love the splatoon games especially splatoon 2

[azure granite]

Yea, its cool

[tame summit]

Splatoon 2 hell yeah

[waxen stream]

Da lezbin idols

[inland trout]

I did not know the idols where lezbin

[plain plover]

They are 100% lesbians lmao

Hell yeah

[waxen stream]

Have you SEEN their dialogue in side order

[inland trout]

no i havent got side order yet (sory for bad speling)

[plain plover]

Don't worry about it, you're chill! Also, neither have I lmao

I jumped off the Splatoon hype train a while back lmao

[waxen stream]

It's fine (I can barely read English anyway)

[inland trout]

thanks

[waxen stream]

Being dyslexic and a foreigner isn't helpful for me lol

[polar girder]

Richtoffen

[dusty mountain]

Yesss ?

IM NOT INSANE

[wispy ivy]

Nowai

It's OK

I'm here for u

[azure granite]

This is soo cute😁

I think this is by the same artist

But its still cute

[tame summit]

Yes that's adorbs

[plain plover]

https://x.com/OatmealDome/status/1806527226935959710?t=s8FgDS62L_6RaBxoz0nbTA&s=19

OatmealDome (@OatmealDome) on X

[Nintendo Live 2024 TOKYO]

A 27 year old man accused of sending 39 bomb threats to Nintendo recently appeared at trial.

He admitted to the charges: "The more I lost [in Splatoon 3], the more frustrated I would become."

The prosecution is seeking a 1 year prison sentence.

Twitter · Jun 28, 2024, 3:17 AM

Oh.

[tame summit]

I saw this haha, rip

What a conclusion to that saga

[plain plover]

You know what's crazy as hell

You know how much money they lost

¥700,000,000

That's $4,350,290.

BECAUSE ONE PERSON SUCKS AT SPLATOON

The thing that gets me the most is the fact they think they're just getting 1 year jail time and are leaving without a scratch

Nah, you are not

You are leaving SKINT

Nintendo are gonna grab that man like a sponge and wring him out of all he's worth lmao

[tame summit]

Oh for sure, that money will get him paying for the rest of his life

Some people are just that crazy

[plain plover]

Absolutely, that man basically will have NOTHING under his name lmao

His house, belongings, hell, even his clothes and probably his WILL are all going under Nintendo's name

(Along with 75% of his soul, of course)

[tame summit]

Truly

Maybe he'll become a side villain in a game, to be set as an example

[plain plover]

Nah, most he'll be after the trial is a janitor for Nintendo's headquarters

[tame summit]

Yeah true haha

[plain plover]

Like man, that's a HUGE fuck-up

[tame summit]

Giant

[plain plover]

Losing your life and dignity

Because you couldn't handle LOSING

[tame summit]

Conclusion: losing even harder at life

[plain plover]

That's just beyond pathetic

All of this could've just simply been stopped if you JUST STOPPED PLAYING

$4 MILLION COULD'VE BEEN SAVED IF YOU JUST PUT DOWN THE CONTROLLER

[azure granite]

Thats how to handle rage

If you can’t play, don’t play

[plain plover]

EXACTLY

[azure granite]

@waxen stream cause that’s not creepy at all lol

Practically stealing agent 8 face

[waxen stream]

thats an inkling

[azure granite]

Still is creepy

[tame summit]

Agent 4 is gonna sue

[waxen stream]

it'd be veronika (neo 3)

same hairstyle

[tame summit]

Truee haha

Funny that this is kind of lore now

[waxen stream]

yk what annoys me tho

WHO ARE SHELDONS KIDS

we know his grand sons

but not his kids

[tame summit]

Valid annoyance

[waxen stream]

no link blocker can stop the lezbins

i am too powerful

[tame summit]

So true

[waxen stream]

istg i find so many ways to break this damn server

[tawny heart]

Imagine needing to

https://tenor.com/view/she-suck-it-gif-20777817

[waxen stream]

i am above the law

[velvet grove]

This is so ducking disgusting what the fuck 😭😭

[tawny heart]

https://tenor.com/view/my-hero-academia-mha-boku-no-hero-academia-anime-gif-17770955

Is this better

[velvet grove]

Okay jam

You’re getting blocked

[tawny heart]

NO PLEASE GOAT

[azure granite]

I can’t believe she did this

Also none of this is splatoon related

What da hell

[azure granite]

Ok

[full quartz]

does anyone still play this game

[waxen stream]

i do

[full quartz]

yay!!!!

[full quartz]

got this yesterday 💪

[wispy ivy]

Too much 😓

[tame summit]

Yess, currently playing actually, still love the game

[full quartz]

nice! glad people still play it

right now I’m about to go into points debt right as i got to S+

[untold quail]

I haven’t played at all since around launch time :(

I have so many games to play rn

[plain plover]

I haven't played it in nearly a year lmao

The Splatoon hype kinda died after the 3rd Big Wave

[tame summit]

Summer fest is next week, maybe that's a fun reason to try it again :)

[waxen stream]

i play every couple days or so for a few games or two and splatfests

[tame summit]

And otherwise I hope people will at least come back for final fest

[plain plover]

Oh I definitely will

Gotta give our final respects

[waxen stream]

make a what?

[tame summit]

And yeah same here. I've been playing a lot less this season, but I've just been a bit too busy for games in general. Kinda getting back to them the past few days

[waxen stream]

i plan to win this one for once and avoid getting doxxed

[tame summit]

I'm certainly missing a joke here

[waxen stream]

@plain plover

[plain plover]

[Cough]

[tame summit]

I fear this combo in the sentence, what

[waxen stream]

i got doxxed for being team Callie and lost on team order horribly

[tame summit]

Tell me more, what does coming back for final fest have to do with making anything

[waxen stream]

my luck has reversed this game tho

ive lost most splatfests unlike my ones in the past two games

[tame summit]

Wtf, how could people be that petty for disagreeing on a splatfest team

[waxen stream]

gotta love 2016 miiverse

[tame summit]

Ooh

[waxen stream]

so here's hoping i win this time

[tame summit]

I never had a Wii U during the time that was still online sadly

Yeah I hope so too for you. Do you already know what team you're on, assuming it's the idols one?

[waxen stream]

the lezbins

I'd love for this final fest to be a week long

that'd really raise the stakes

[plain plover]

If the final Splatfest is on the idols, I'm going for Frye

I don't care, I just want her to take the final W

[waxen stream]

that was anniversary fest

last September

[plain plover]

Oh

[tame summit]

Ayy very likely same here. I hear most people who would go for deep cut, so I gotta kinda search for people I know on my team xD

[tame summit]

Considering they've all been the same length this time, I don't think they'd extend it longer than to 72 hours. A week would be really long, but a bit longer is still nice :)

[waxen stream]

frye might win this because of

[tame summit]

Hmm no idea who's team she would be

[plain plover]

Imagine if the final Splatfest was all 3 idol groups battling it out

[waxen stream]

in the game files they're listed as shiver being squid sisters frye being oth and bigman being deep cut

[tame summit]

That is kinda what is implied right now yeah

[waxen stream]

which fits into the lore nicely

[plain plover]

Team 1 is Squid Sisters, Team 2 is Off the Hook and Team 3 is Deep Cut

[waxen stream]

and their personalities

[waxen stream]

thats what it is in the game files lmao

[tame summit]

That would make sense if they just stick with the other from left to right, but Idk we'll see. I don't really wanna know yet if they haven't said or shown anything tbf

[tame summit]

You know good point there actually

[waxen stream]

shiver really likes her boss (marie) so it makes sense for her to go for squid sisters

frye makes sense to go for oth because she's really friends with pearl and likes marina (pearl said so in side order)
and bigman makes sense to go for dc because he's already done stuff with the other girls so i think he'd feel bad and try to get shiver and frye happy

[tame summit]

Yeah agreed, and again also their actual personalities. With Shiver going for the more calculated attack, Frye being the more chaotic one, and big man is just a big family man

[waxen stream]

also shiver hates inkopolis so she's trying to over croud the city with her simps

[tame summit]

It works I guess xD

[waxen stream]

wait

what about the other idols

what teams are they on

callie would be on deep cut

she literally loved them at first sight

i feel like marie is done with their shit and just votes for herself

marina cant help but root for pearl

and pearl likes frye too much to not support her

[tame summit]

Hahaha this one is so real

[tame summit]

Idk Pearl and Callie also get along well

[waxen stream]

i feel like pearl is better friends with frye

she talks about her alot more in detail than she does with callie

[tame summit]

I just can't forget how well those 2 vibed at the live concerts, so not sure

[waxen stream]

in side order she talks about how hanging out with frye is a massive gamble if she's getting tackle hugged or punched in the stomach

and for Callie she just kinda acknowledges she's cool

and they're super silly

[full quartz]

they literally went head to head on the diss track…

pearl kept stepping on her lines 😭

[waxen stream]

thats just pearl for you tho

[full quartz]

that’s a good point

also im tilting 😭

[wispy ivy]

I can relate to this on a spiritual level 😭

[full quartz]

amen brother 🙏

sitting at a solid -34p

[wispy ivy]

Bro I got to like -400p once cause I had probably the shittest session of my life so I just reset my rank back to S and got back into S+ lmao

[full quartz]

-400 😭

they need to have like a thing between S and S+

[wispy ivy]

Ik lmao I was thoroughly shocked 😭

[wispy ivy]

Honestly I agree

[tame summit]

I just befriended a rando in turf war and we went in private battles. Can someone please help me decifer this sentence they made?

[waxen stream]

"soz i need to leave"

[tame summit]

Oh! Thanks!!

[plain plover]

Yeah, Gwen's right

Nice deciphering!

[waxen stream]

i can barely read but i've become an expert at reading splatoon writing

[tame summit]

Understandable 😂

[full quartz]

oh god

[tame summit]

The real villain

[full quartz]

now that he owns grizzco, what is he doin with all the eggs 🤔

[waxen stream]

eatin em

[waxen stream]

all of the idols met up!

[full quartz]

love that

[tame summit]

Yess

This is definitely the best part

[plain plover]

"It reminds me of all the time I've gotten to be with Pearlie..."
Nah, it's 100% confirmed at this point lmao

[tame summit]

Marina constinues to drool

Also I just finished reading, new song for final fest???

[plain plover]

The final Splatfest is 100% gonna be Squid Sisters Vs Off the Hook Vs Deep Cut

[tame summit]

Super likely

But also new song of them????

[plain plover]

Hell yeaaaa

[waxen stream]

i love how callie is encouraging them

[tame summit]

Absolutely

[waxen stream]

i honestly forgot there's a splatfest today

[tame summit]

Is fuuun

Just stopped for a lunch break, but got my first 100x win in the pocket

[waxen stream]

WATERMELON MAN

[tame summit]

YEA

[waxen stream]

i dont even remember what team i chose

[storm horizon]

Niceee

I also went beach

[tame summit]

Hell yeah

[storm horizon]

I fell into the water 4x on the current map

[full quartz]

if you guys are doing pro battles, what’s your highest power so far?

im trying to reach 2k

[storm horizon]

It was a new map to me and I kept falling in

[waxen stream]

I WON A 333X

[storm horizon]

Damn

Nice

[waxen stream]

im over 560k clout now lol

dude i just spent 36 shells and got no rare capsules

[storm horizon]

560K!??!

I got 13

[wispy ivy]

These r my best so far

[full quartz]

which team?

[full quartz]

jesus 😭

im talking about splatfest 😭

[full quartz]

wait hold on

we have the same exact shoes

here’s an old build

[waxen stream]

beach

[storm horizon]

W

[waxen stream]

i just noticed pearl and marina got their tentacles pierced

[full quartz]

NOOO

[waxen stream]

idk why i even chose beach my skin is literally allergic to water

[wispy ivy]

Shit mb cuh 🙏😭

[wispy ivy]

They're just the best shoes possible 🥱

Stylish and useful

[full quartz]

I have been trying out some stealth jump shoes though because dr doesn’t really work too well for me sometimes

[full quartz]

theme park has only little timmys and i am hard stuck in 1700 power when i REACHED 1900 and i am ALWAYS getting #1 turf inker + splatter

im going to throw hands

[waxen stream]

if frye wins again im going to laugh so hard

but i still wanna win

[full quartz]

😁

[dusty flax]

Does anyone know getmadz splatoon ign? I think I played against them?

[waxen stream]

it'd just be GetMadz but none of us know the #

[untold quail]

Unless his play activity is wrong he hasn’t even been on the game recently

[dusty flax]

Gotcha thank you

[storm horizon]

Are you ult spamming?

[storm horizon]

I just went against 3 aerosprayers....

[storm horizon]

Okay Im never trying brellas again

They are so cool but also so shit

[waxen stream]

undercover is so misunderstood

its op asf

[storm horizon]

No its not?

[waxen stream]

i can get 20-0 kill death ratio with it against the "best weapons"

[storm horizon]

I feel like the "best weapons users" are doing something very wrong then

Cuz it takes like 3-4 shots to kill someone with that weapon

And it shoots slow af

[waxen stream]

people underestimate undercover

[storm horizon]

Playing brellas is hard

[waxen stream]

they cant fight it if the user knows what they're doing

[storm horizon]

Well Im just a casual a dying breed in terms of splatoon players it seems

[waxen stream]

i play the comp modes casually

I've just been playing since splat 1 launch day

[storm horizon]

I fucking love trizooka

[storm horizon]

Niceee

I have been playing since splatoon 2

[full quartz]

no god no

reefslider sucks booty and is very situational

no im consistently getting top of leaderboard too

[waxen stream]

no one actually gets how reefslider should be played

use it to dash out of cover whild holding ground

especially in zones

if you can ride it off and above the zone it's insane

[storm horizon]

oh your using the other type of aerospray

I faced sooo many of the golden aerospray players

booya bombs everywhere....

[full quartz]

god idk what’s up with that but there’s too many

i never see silver ones

only the golds

[storm horizon]

same

[waxen stream]

they charge faster than reeflux

so mad charge and a booyah bomb

during splatfest

[full quartz]

speaking of

how often are you supposed to get 10xs

i played >60 battles and only got 2 10xs

[waxen stream]

1 in 50 i think

[full quartz]

wtf

it should be called a 50x then or something

that’s misleading

[tame summit]

Nah it's called 10x because you get 10 times the amount of points

I feel like they're more comic than 1/50 though

[full quartz]

give me 50x points then for how little it shows up ☹️☹️

[tame summit]

Not really the idea of it, but hey if you win them, you increase your chances of a 100x

That's a chunky amount of points

[waxen stream]

i got a 333x on my third match lol

[tame summit]

W h a t

[waxen stream]

right after a 10x

[tame summit]

I've never had those before

[waxen stream]

its for team beach

[tame summit]

Did you win it 👀

[waxen stream]

yeah

[full quartz]

i feel like the clout you get is pointless if you don’t get 100x or 333x

[tame summit]

Let's goooo

Huge win for the team ggs

[tame summit]

In comparison, kinda. But that's only if you got those all the time

I did get 3 of the 100x battles so far, of which I won 2. But that already feels like more than I should be getting x)

[waxen stream]

just won a 100x

[tame summit]

Congrats! Going strong

[waxen stream]

I JUST WON ANOTHER ONE

FIRST MATCH OF THE NEW ROTATION

im actually Insane with this eliter

[full quartz]

HOWWWW ARE YOU GETTING SO LUCKY

i have gotten 2 10x and nothing else

[waxen stream]

i had a base match

then a ten x

then a 333x

a bunch of normal ones

and two back to back 100x

[full quartz]

ok did you bribe Nintendo

[waxen stream]

no

ANOTHER 100

LETS GO

[full quartz]

keep this to yourself Gwen im having a crisis

[waxen stream]

i think team beach is gonna win

[full quartz]

i think NOT

but I should not have picked frye in any case

[waxen stream]

MY CLOUT IS IN THE MILLIONS

[full quartz]

now let’s see if you can say the same for real life 🙄

[waxen stream]

i actually have alot of irl friends

[tame summit]

AYO WHAT

LET'S FUCKING GO GWEN

[tame summit]

And come on now. I understand it's frustrating when struggling in a game, but let's not get toxic about someone else's happiness they get in that same game

[full quartz]

sorry, my humor is a little different 🙂 didn’t mean to offend

[tame summit]

No sarcasm, going on a walk might actually help too. I was feeling off earlier, and just came back from a walk myself. It's very nice :)

[tame summit]

O h, then my bad on that one lmao

[waxen stream]

im actually Insane at this game for some reason now

A 10X WTF

YAHAHAHAHA

I AM BULLET PROOFF

overall splatter and the win with alt undercover

AND YOU DARE UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF THE UNDERCOVER

[full quartz]

Gwen if you’re playing on pro what’s your splatfest power

[waxen stream]

1479.3

[full quartz]

nice 👍

[civic narwhal]

my first splatest in a year. its good to be back.

[tame summit]

Hell yeah

[undone igloo]

I WON 2 100XS

[waxen stream]

for team palace

[tame summit]

Nicee

[languid garnet]

Team beach wins!

[polar girder]

Yippie

[plain plover]

SHIVER LOST LMAOOOO

[storm horizon]

Big man supreme!!!

[rose venture]

I picked palace for 2 reasons.

Reason 1. The bloody palace from the DMC series.

Reason 2. Representing my boy Yogurt Cream Cookie

[plain plover]

I would've 100% picked beach

Beaches are just the best

Unless they're overcrowded

But then again, you can say that about anywhere in the world lmao

[storm horizon]

Yeah but the question was what would you reserve for the day

A palace a themepark or a beach

[tame summit]

Let's go team!!

Thanks Gwen for the millions of clout😂

[waxen stream]

RAHHHHH

[waxen stream]

i had like 3.2 million at the end😭

[storm horizon]

Geez thats a lot

[waxen stream]

dude I've had five instant disconnects in a row

im just trying to get out of A-

[tame summit]

Crazy

[storm horizon]

Damn I didn't know salmon run had such drip

[waxen stream]

dude i barely play sr since when tf did Mr grizz make drip

[storm horizon]

You unlock more drip after spending a certain amount of scales

[plain plover]

I WIN

I WON

I'M THE WINNER

I GOT THE W

[tawny heart]

Now get the woman

[plain plover]

TRUE-

[polar girder]

Gay :]

[plain plover]

Bisexual :]

[storm horizon]

Huh?

[plain plover]

THE ONE AND ONLY WEAPON I PLAY GOT A BUFF

I CAN NOW BE EVEN MORE CHEAP!!!

[storm horizon]

Ink or octo brush?

[plain plover]

Inkbrush

[storm horizon]

Nice

I used to main brella but Im not mentally strong enough for that anymore

So I mostly use splattershot

[tame summit]

Ayy I do like that the rollers and brushes get buffed a bit

[plain plover]

YEAHHH

MY BADNESS OF THE GAME GETS REWARDED ONCE AGAIN

[tame summit]

Also how about an entire new splatfest already

[tame summit]

😂

[plain plover]

WHOOO-

[storm horizon]

huh already!?!

I like all 3

[tame summit]

Apparently

I don't like rice. Pasta is good, but bread is life

[storm horizon]

the splatfests have different outcomes in different regions right?

my guess is breads gonna win in europe

I like pasta more tho

[tame summit]

They're only different when Japan has a different theme than the rest of the world. The recent few were worldwide again

[storm horizon]

wait does that mean this ones worldwide?

cuz then rice has a good chance of winning actually

well at least the popularity part

although as we saw with the most recent one popularity doesnt guarantee the win otherwise themepark would have won

[tame summit]

Yeah, Nintendo JP also announced it

[tame summit]

Absolutely

[storm horizon]

ah I see

mnm hard to see which one wins this one then

although Im pretty sure it wont be pasta

[tame summit]

Good point there yeah, but the Japanese also have the skill on their side haha

[storm horizon]

although the colors do make an Italian flag which is neat

[waxen stream]

TEAM BREAD

[storm horizon]

oh nvm the green and red need to be swapped

[waxen stream]

also there's no doubt in my mind that this is all leading up to final fest

back to back splatfests haven't been announced this fast ever

[tame summit]

LET'S GET THAT BREAD

[tame summit]

Ikr

Final fest will probably be the one after in early September, at the 2 year anniversary

[waxen stream]

yeah

[plain plover]

WHERE

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT???

[storm horizon]

the white house

[waxen stream]

rishi sunaks basement!

[plain plover]

Yippee!!!

Expiration Date is a peak video

[waxen stream]

yuh!

[plain plover]

"Hey, I got a bucket of chicken, you wanna do it?"
'Huh, ok'

[waxen stream]

"then i have to kill the guy who set off the alarm.... oh wait, you'll be there!"

[plain plover]

"Question"
'What's your question, Soldier?'
"I teleported bread"

[waxen stream]

"how much..."

[plain plover]

Insert the message I said before lmao

Kinda sad Sniper never got a single voice line

Pyro too

[waxen stream]

sniper was too focused trying to snipe the bread

and pyro

pyro isnt exactly audible

[storm horizon]

ah yes scout at his best

[waxen stream]

Nintendo just posted this summer art

[waxen stream]

trump

[tame summit]

Yeah I love that one

[polar girder]

garlic bread

[undone igloo]

What’s so wrong with it 💀

[waxen stream]

wtf are you realistically going to be able to do in a palace that'll fill up a whole day

[undone igloo]

You get maids, butlers, be praised, relax, explore. Theres a bunch of stuff.

[plain plover]

But with beaches, you can find crabs

And bayside restaurants

And those crappy shops that sell overpriced ice creams and the bouncy ball things on those springs

PLUS

BAYSIDE ARCADESSS

[undone igloo]

I live in Louisiana so I can just go to one easy

It isn’t a big deal to me

[plain plover]

Crabs are cool

Unless they're coconut crabs

[undone igloo]

True

[plain plover]

Those things are HUGE

Like, ABNORMALLY huge

Luckily, I live in England, where the most dangerous animals are people who drive Land Rovers

[eternal umbra]

"Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread we sell loafs. We got bread on the deck bread on the floor."

TOASTED

[waxen stream]

soon we shall all be crab

[waxen stream]

15 yearolds.

15 yearolds can be fucking dangerous

[plain plover]

Oh yeah, true

[eternal umbra]

. . .

How if I may ask?

[plain plover]

15 year olds are just the worst

I fucking live with one

[eternal umbra]

And what about the land rover part?

[plain plover]

People who drive Land Rovers are the worst drivers ever

[eternal umbra]

oh

[waxen stream]

i lost the ability to walk to a few of em

[tawny heart]

pretty sure people of any age can be dangerous

[waxen stream]

brittish teens have no filter or morals

[tawny heart]

well

dont be british ig

[waxen stream]

not my fault my parents decided to move here when u was ten...

[rose venture]

That would also do it.

[full quartz]

SBJT: Hey!

CC: None

MSG:
I HATE CRAB TANK!!!!!

P.S. USING IT

Thanks,
KK

[plain plover]

@tame summit niceeee

[tame summit]

Very strong brush!

[plain plover]

Yeeee

[tame summit]

Top team these 4

Now it's getting suspiciously easy

[plain plover]

LMAO

Maybe because I'm here-

HOLY SHITTT

16 KILLS?????

[tame summit]

New room up

[plain plover]

OK, BUT OH MY GOD

[tame summit]

Are you saying you attract the bad opponents?

[plain plover]

I DOUBLED YOUR KILL COUNT LMAO

[tame summit]

Oh yeah you went wild

[plain plover]

THAT WAS INSANEEEE

[tame summit]

🙏

[plain plover]

LIKE DAMN

I JUST WENT BALLISTIC

[tame summit]

Go for it again!

[plain plover]

Goddamnit

That was rough

Tied 2nd most splats ain't bad lmao

Hell yeah

[tame summit]

Yeah I jinxed it before, but we're back

[plain plover]

9 splats

Noice

[tame summit]

Keeping at it

[plain plover]

Duuuuudeeeee

I keep moving forward but everyone just kept dying lmao

[tame summit]

I had a mosquito around me 😭

[plain plover]

HACKS-

[tame summit]

Literally

[plain plover]

HAH

[tame summit]

That's how we do it again

[plain plover]

DYNAMO ROLLERS ARE CHEAP AS HELLLLL

Yep

Imma refresh my level up ticket real quick

Gonna leave and return!

[tame summit]

Oh I was gonna say that I'm doing 1 more

[plain plover]

Oh lmao

[tame summit]

uuuh

Yeah we're starting already. Ggs in that case!

[plain plover]

GGs man!

[storm horizon]

Damn pearl got drip

I cant find any of the splat3 idols

I want my BIG MAN AMIIBOOO

[storm horizon]

oh

[waxen stream]

deepcut have been out since November 17th 2023

[tame summit]

Hell yeah, I'm so excited for the new ones

[tame summit]

@plain plover @waxen stream @storm horizon we got bronze at least 👌

[storm horizon]

eyy nice

waits its a sticker?

[tame summit]

Oh yeah, maybe I was confused with big run being the trophy

[plain plover]

Hell yea

[plain plover]

https://x.com/NintendoVS/status/1815794010583146887

Nintendo Versus (@NintendoVS) on X

An update on the 2024 Splatoon 3 World Championship:

Twitter · Jul 23, 2024, 5:00 PM

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

NINTENDO W

[tame summit]

I SAW

HAHA

[rose venture]

Funny thing is I posted that exact link in another server like 2 minutes ago

[tame summit]

HELL YEAH

[plain plover]

LMAO

[tame summit]

Yeah it's rapidly being shared everywhere now

[rose venture]

This is a somewhat rare Nintendo W

[tame summit]

I shared it in 3 different servers too

[plain plover]

Rest in piss

[waxen stream]

you look like you're gonna tell your friend to not come to school tomorrow man.
-Charlie from Smiling Friends

[plain plover]

LMAO-

[waxen stream]

i love that episode

[plain plover]

Trueee

But still, this is a HUGE W

[waxen stream]

yuh!

[plain plover]

Thank god Nintendo actually took action

It would look pretty bad on them if they didn't

[tawny heart]

What did they do again

[plain plover]

Racists

[waxen stream]

racism

[tawny heart]

Ohh yikes

[waxen stream]

one of the members was racist

[plain plover]

Nah, all of em were lmao

They were all racist

[waxen stream]

damn

[tame summit]

To quite some different degrees, which is reflected in these bans from the community. But sadly they were all at least involved in it yeah

[plain plover]

I would've just banned them permanently lmao

[waxen stream]

legally they cant because it was off-platform breaches

if they said id on Nintendo voice chat through the app then yeah they could

[plain plover]

Ah

[tame summit]

The group above is run by community members, so yeah they could've done longer bans for sure

[plain plover]

Plus, thinking about it

These guys are probably fucked for LIFE

[waxen stream]

no shit

[plain plover]

Even if they do bring their asses to these events, they're 100% getting shit consistently

[waxen stream]

they're probably banned from anything Nintendo related for life

[plain plover]

TRUE

[tame summit]

They do keep in mind a bunch of factors though, such as how old each of them are when they did something, and how long ago it did happen. For example Q replied with 2 questionable memes, about 5 years ago. Compared to Zero recently still yelling free israel, and also being the oldest. Things still gotta be relative to each other

And I'm still not so sure about that. You'd think that now, but when time has passed, they'll find their corner of people to surround themselves with again, and just move on

[plain plover]

Plus, absolutely nobody is gonna be sorry for them nor even talk to them lmao

Best case scenario they just never appear anywhere ever again

[tame summit]

I saw one of them streaming splatoon again recently, and chatting with his viewers. All good over there

[plain plover]

I'm just happy SOMETHING is being done about this all

[tame summit]

Oh for sure!

[plain plover]

Moral of the story: don't be racist

[tame summit]

Both Nintendo and the community reacting is some of the best things that could've happened. I just think it's way too optimistic to think that they're now barfed out by every single person around. There's a few people now already, who think that they're treated too harshly. Let alone what will happen when this becomes old news

[plain plover]

Thank you, person from Steven Universe

[waxen stream]

*Garnet

also she's a gem fusion

[plain plover]

Oh right

No idea what that means at all, never watched nor cared for the show

[dusty mountain]

whos racist

[plain plover]

Jackpot

[dusty mountain]

@wispy ivy 😭😭

the team or

[plain plover]

The team

[dusty mountain]

jackpot called me the hard r...

[wispy ivy]

Oooooo that's rough 😓

[dusty mountain]

he called her a person...

[wispy ivy]

Ik ik and that ad is to promote not being racist 😒

[dusty mountain]

lmaoo

the irony

[waxen stream]

if garnet was referred to as a person normally even thatd be wrong 😭

cuz she's two gems

[wispy ivy]

@dusty mountain I don't think she knows ✊️😔

[dusty mountain]

oooh... she doesnt know...

[wispy ivy]

Ooohhhh oh she doesn't know......

[plain plover]

So uh

The guy that was arrested for making the bomb threats at Nintendo presumably around Splatoon

Got 1 year in jail lmao

[tame summit]

Seems about right

[waxen stream]

only one?!

for threats of terrorism?!?!

[plain plover]

No wait

1 year + 4 years "suspension"

No idea what that means

[waxen stream]

idk how it works in Japan so i wont bother trying to explain because it'll be wrong probably

[plain plover]

Ok, so from I can tell from research

If the man sends any more bomb threats to Nintendo in the 4 years, he's fucked

That'll be a life sentence then

Again, all of this, let I remind you

Because someone couldn't take LOSING A GAME OF FUCKING SPLATOON

That ain't even salty, that's the entire Atlantic Ocean

[waxen stream]

watch him threaten to hold all the employees hostage over dying in mario Odyssey

[plain plover]

I'LL MAKE YOU SORRY FOR NOT PUTTING KING WART IN ODYSSEY 2, NINTENDO

[waxen stream]

that man needs help

[plain plover]

A LOT of help

[waxen stream]

threating terrorism cuz you have a skill issue is just insane

[plain plover]

TRUEE

[tame summit]

Didn't he also have to do obligatory community service?

[storm horizon]

Imagine if they forced him to clean up paint or graffiti or something like that

[calm fractal]

What is happening here

[tame summit]

Just some splatoon 3 chatter

The topic above was about a guy in Japan going to jail for threatening Nintendo employees and attendees for tournaments and another big event, having those cancelled

[eager junco]

I'm looking for two teammates who are close to my skill level, anyone up for it

[plain plover]

https://fxtwitter.com/ThaP3anut/status/1820037508945608906?t=ReTOgX0P99t2Tc2FOl_nDg&s=19

Dude

Splatoon called an extra hour being added onto the clock lmao

Imagine how weird life would become if we get 25 hours for a day

[tame summit]

More sleep that no one will actually take :)

[waxen stream]

lets gooo

[storm horizon]

"Soon"

They estimated its gonna take 200 MILLION YEARS

[tame summit]

How's the splatfest going for everyone?

[waxen stream]

haven't played it yet

who's winning

[tawny heart]

Me

So who’s winning again I forget

[tame summit]

Team pasta is in a slight lead, but team rice feel like the favourites to win this

[scenic dock]

I’m alright

[storm horizon]

Oh shit that was today...

I forgot nooooo

[tame summit]

It continued until half an hour ago, there was still some time :)

[tame summit]

Team rice won as expected, ggs

[storm horizon]

Unlike most discord users I have a lil something called a sleep schedule lmao

[tame summit]

Yeah I didn't originally plan on being up that late haha. More so meaning that you could still be playing at the moment when you messaged that

[storm horizon]

True I could have but I was tired and I was asleep not long after sending that

ngl that is one of my pet peeves with splatoon

why are the splatfests not like 5 days or something

[wispy ivy]

5 days of just turf war would be a nightmare 😭

If it was 5 days I'd just have an excuse to play more ow instead

[waxen stream]

I'd stop playing all together if i was forced to play turf war for almost a week straight

[storm horizon]

I mean theres also tri color lmao

[storm horizon]

How can you get like 30174925 clout and then say this