Splatoon 3

[inner rivet]

It's me jake

[blazing hollow]

idfk

[wispy ivy]

Ion evn know u

Who tf r these guys

People these days 🙄

[inner rivet]

Ion know

[blazing hollow]

madz jus be adding random people these days ong

[random dirge]

Ong

[inner rivet]

Don't agree smh

[wispy ivy]

HOW DO PEOPLE GET THESE MF CRAZY COLOURS FOR THEIR NAMES

[broken dome]

Actually that's racist : ) for India

[wispy ivy]

WAIT REALLY ??

FUCK MAN

AWW SHIT BRUH

[inner rivet]

That's wat I was thinking 🤔

[blazing hollow]

you know what?

[wispy ivy]

Nope +!

[blazing hollow]

i changed my mind

[wispy ivy]

No u didnt

[blazing hollow]

they are all mid

[wispy ivy]

Nuh uh

Actually

[blazing hollow]

except for marina

[wispy ivy]

I changed my mund

Callie marie marina big man S tier 🥱

[broken dome]

I told you all that you hate Shiver would start an argument

I proved my point

[wispy ivy]

Oh wait u said that 🤔

[blazing hollow]

huh?

[wispy ivy]

Ion even onow

[inner rivet]

Define argument

[wispy ivy]

I see this as more of a debockle

[inner rivet]

This is a discussion of sorts

[wispy ivy]

This is a chat between pals

A little chin wag

[inner rivet]

A discussion amongst burly men

[wispy ivy]

AMEN

AMEN

AMEN

[blazing hollow]

sorry i got distracted

wat was that?

can you repeat?

[wispy ivy]

GUYS STOP FIGHTING UGGHHHHH

[blazing hollow]

no

[wispy ivy]

That's fucking disgusting

Delete that shit

Not even for the bit anymore

[blazing hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-family-guy-peter-griffin-shocked-scream-gif-21484914

[inner rivet]

Thank god its gone

[wispy ivy]

Holy freakin moly dude

[wispy ivy]

That's better

I like that

That's good

[scenic dock]

My girl ❤️

[wispy ivy]

NO SHES MINE RAAAHHHHH

[inner rivet]

Sheldon is my girl 😍😍😍

[wispy ivy]

I hate this

[inner rivet]

Is Sheldon his name?

[wispy ivy]

Ye

[blazing hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/petah-peter-gif-26294286

[random dirge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/364095758863040512/606787311866478602/image0.gif

[wispy ivy]

Such an unfortunate name

[blazing hollow]

humana

[wispy ivy]

Who made that

[blazing hollow]

idfk

[scenic dock]

FIGHT ME TOMMY !!

[wispy ivy]

Asking for a friend 😅

[wispy ivy]

punches u in the face RAAAHHHHHHH

[inner rivet]

I'm that friend 😅😅

[wispy ivy]

Aww shucks dude

[scenic dock]

Round house kicks u in the face AAAAAAAH

[random dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/big-shoe-lmfao-big-shoe-lmfao-gif-21655557

Thats cool but

big shoe

[wispy ivy]

dodges gracefully counter attacks RAAAAAHHHHHHH

[blazing hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/um-jammer-lammy-guitar-gif-21511131

[random dirge]

Wizzzz stop ittt

[scenic dock]

Parry’s counter attack RAAAH

[wispy ivy]

This is NOT totk

[inner rivet]

That hand movement kinda sus

[blazing hollow]

SHE'S PLAYING A GUITAR!

[random dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-fighting-games-command-grab-gif-21788406

[blazing hollow]

irrelivent

[wispy ivy]

It's not totk but if u say its dq11 I will allow it

That's a great game

10/10

U should play

[inner rivet]

OK hot take Get ready......

[scenic dock]

Lol hopefully I’ll play a Zelda game soon

I haven’t played a single one 🫣

[inner rivet]

I didn't like totk 😅

[wispy ivy]

Wrong frickin chat dude

[fickle quest]

I have an announcement

I am a racist

I like nascar

[last vessel]

i actually think big man has a little more personality than the rest of deep cut

but speaking of big man

i think his eyes are the black line things

because if you see him blink

the white parts shut the lines

maybe the white is an eyelid-mechanism thing???

but also other characters do this

(marigold, jellyfish, etc.)

[eternal umbra]

I wake up just to see a whole blown mini warzone here. What is this?

Here's my thought on the matter, all the idols are good. Granted I'm not one to pick favorites per-say but I'm still voicing my opinion. They all have different personalities making them all special in my eyes.

[signal estuary]

All the idols suck

[wispy ivy]

Controversial 😬

[random dirge]

Alright guys imma drop a hot take

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947687320084168715/1007390037291319336/SPOILER_IMG_0906.gif

[last vessel]

marina was only popular after octo expansion fleshed out her character
change my mind

[cobalt lark]

She was popular before that because she was an octoling in an inkling society

[last vessel]

but that was kinda it

they even had to change her dialogue because it was too mean

she at least became way more popular after octo expansion

[hot wind]

I agree with this hot take

[humble prawn]

Sorry, this take is too hot for me, can you give me a cold take instead, please?

[quiet relic]

money

[cobalt lark]

Swagbucks

[humble linden]

😔

[fickle quest]

What is this- the 4th shiver win in a row?

[next mural]

In a row?

Damn, it is

Shiver simps too strong

[eternal umbra]

Yes you'd be correct

And frye only had one victory.

Being team sweet

[humble linden]

Ong I can do my rank up to S+10

[humble linden]

Could be lmao

[languid garnet]

Yeah it’s the 4th shiver win in a row lmao

[scenic dock]

YEEEES!!!!!

[dusty mountain]

https://youtu.be/urud2yuTk9w

Looks pretty cool

[languid garnet]

Where’s the returning map 😭

[scenic dock]

Oh my goodness https://x.com/splatoonna/status/1692160605837259019?s=46&t=sdmVXVknA3E3dsSmmNt2jA

Splatoon North America (@SplatoonNA)

Next, some shocking news. It's been a full YEAR since we started researching the Splatoon 3 game! And now we've discovered that the next Splatfest (from 9/8 to 9/10) celebrates the same anniversary with a divisive theme: Who would be the best leader? Shiver, Frye, or Big Man?

Likes

348

Twitter · Aug 17, 2023, 1:05 PM

[dusty mountain]

Cant wait for the 5th shiver win in a row

[wispy ivy]

This looks like a W

New stages look cool and new octobrush and stringer kit finally

But how dare they give gootuber a new kit before squiffer 😒

[scenic dock]

It’s so ironic how I wore my spaltoon shirt today think that nothing was gonna happen it was a sigh

[wanton dragon]

I’m already choosing a losing battle but I gotta stay loyal to my girl frye

Also new bloblobber too, I’m fucking set

[wispy ivy]

I have no reasoning as to why but I feel like the new bloblobber will have super chump

But this season gave me 3 of the 5 new weapon kits I wanted

So I'm happy

[wanton dragon]

New slosher looks interesting, can’t wait to try it out

[languid garnet]

I’m mostly happy with everything I just wish we got a returning map

[hot barn]

No new dualies😿

[wispy ivy]

The new splatling just looks like heavy but nautilus range

[wispy ivy]

Enperry dualies my beloved 🥲

[hot barn]

Very disappointing fr😔

[scenic dock]

Yea also hi emmy I hope you feel better soon I saw your status

[wanton dragon]

thank you

[fickle quest]

I just realized

I think every class is going to have a new main weapon

Chill season got a shooter, roller, and charger, sizzle, brush and blaster, now we have a new Slosher and Splatling

I think that’s all of the S1 classes

[broken dome]

True tho

Also today is the best day in my life too fantastic looking maps, an slapping new band, cool drip so far, and most importantly FUCKING GOLD DYNAMO

[fickle quest]

Bow is Tri-Stringer Collab

[cobalt lark]

Shiver simps
Frye fans
Big man stans

[fickle quest]

@broken dome hagglefish market

Bottom right

[broken dome]

omg yeah

[unborn cedar]

I agree with this statement

[rancid harness]

New splatling?

And bucket?

And kits?

Brush and stringer and gold dynamo?

[wispy ivy]

It's blasphemous

If squiffer doesn't get a new kit next season I'm gonna kms

[rancid harness]

Why goo tuber though 💀

It wont have missile so its most likely going to be an meme weapon like undercover

Unless the new kit is missiles and a different sub

Or something

[unborn cedar]

Ong such a great weapon being forgotten 😤

[wispy ivy]

LITERALLY

They're doing us like idfk 3 real fr squiffer mains dirty man smh

[fickle quest]

Brella has Autobomb Jet

I repeat Sorella Brella is aggressive as hell

[rancid harness]

Good special on brella 👍

[wispy ivy]

I just had the most disgusting game of splatoon ever

Nothing about that match made me feel ok

[random dirge]

oh my

[rancid harness]

Splatoon matchmaking at its finest

[last vessel]

i mean

six crabs

[fickle quest]

Custom Goo Tuber has Ultra Stamp

[wispy ivy]

That's extremely wacky

I like it

[eternal umbra]

Sounds like it could oddly enough work.

[rancid harness]

But how?

[last vessel]

huh

that's odd

what's it gonna do with ultra stamp

the stamp will run out and it'll be defenseless

you'll have to retreat with the stamp

[rancid harness]

Pop stamp and throw it 🤔

[last vessel]

then just give it trizooka

actually

that would work

[rancid harness]

Trizooka would work better on goo tuber

[last vessel]

yeah

stamp seems so odd

and fizzy bomb too

but that makes sense

kinda

[rancid harness]

At least it wasnt something like slider

[last vessel]

yeah

the devs are really good at choosing slider weapons in my opinion

[rancid harness]

S blast with slider 🤯

But it kinda works on that weapon

[last vessel]

mhm

ok i take this back a bit

why did they give vanilla aerospray slider???

[rancid harness]

Slider spam 🤯

[last vessel]

but

booyah spam 🤯

[rancid harness]

Actually though probably cuz they knew they would give aero alternate kits

So if one sucks people will just use a different one

[last vessel]

uhh

sure

ok

[rancid harness]

Probably not true though

[last vessel]

but how do you feel about gold dynamo with super chump?

[rancid harness]

I guess it works on the weapon

Having a meatshield is useful for it

Also gets better paint

[last vessel]

i think it's a really good match

[cobalt lark]

Close range weapon

[rancid harness]

Fair

But stamp's front shield is a bit inconsistent

And a blaster could probably hit the back of someone using stamp up close???

Idk though

[next mural]

Stamper tuber strat:

• charge, swim, approach front line
• fire, push
• enemy intervenes
• HAMMER TIME

[cobalt lark]

Yeah

[fickle quest]

Octobrush got Beakon Rain

[next mural]

“USE MY DAMN BEACONS!!!”

[broken dome]

Lmao

[wispy ivy]

I'm gonna kms

Kraken was right there bro

[last vessel]

ikr

but it's still gonna only get like 2 hammers per game

so as a close range option

it's fairly limited

i think it might work with ink vac actually

[fickle quest]

Line Marker is funny

[last vessel]

this

is the kit of all time

how am i supposed to feel about this

[next mural]

idk i've seen people absolutely savage opponents with the angle shooter

also really obnoxious with the marking

[last vessel]

angle shooter i can kinda get behind

but i don't know how to feel about kraken

[languid garnet]

I can’t wait to play the blob kit

[fickle quest]

All the kits are out

• Inkline Tri-Stringer: Sprinkler+Super Chump
• Bloblobber Deco: Angle Shooter+Kraken Royale
• Gold Dynamo Roller: Splat Bomb+Super Chump
• Ballpoint Splatling Nouveau: Ink Mine+Ink Vac
• Sloshing Machine Neo: Point Sensor+Trizooka
• Sorella Splat Brella: Autobomb+Inkjet
• Custom Goo Tuber: Fizzy Bomb+Ultra Stamp
• Octobrush Nouveau: Squid Beakon+Ink Storm
• Heavy Edit Splatling: Curling Bomb+Tacticooler
• Dread Wringer: Suction Bomb+Reefslider

[eternal umbra]

Dread Wringer feels like something I would play. Same with G-Dynamo. Everything else? Not much.

[rancid harness]

2 new chump weapons but no crab tank

[mellow flame]

Hot take: Undercover brella is amazing

[tulip shoal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMy7gvl3bXE

new track!

[scenic dock]

Big man looks so sad “;(“

[cobalt lark]

Makes sense

[languid garnet]

I prefer his collab with the squid sisters

[eternal umbra]

Man wanted to make friends. Not his fault for being a thoughtful guy.

[fickle quest]

https://x.com/jinaizawa42/status/1695225649093574913?s=46&t=ovOsnXnR_CWcF1IqhrUKKA

me. (@JinAizawa42)

This is by accident I swear #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

▶ Play video

Twitter · Aug 26, 2023, 12:04 AM

[fallow marten]

fuckin hate this game

best part is

we almost won

i won 2 1v4s

by myself

[fallow marten]

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMy7gvl3bXE

[last vessel]

absolute banger

i'm just glad they're setting up some sort of story

[astral berry]

No im not thinking about this game too deeply wdym

There are a few dumb mistakes in there

[untold quail]

this is why you don't speedrun applications

[unborn cedar]

[broken dome]

I mean I met my best friends because of the first tourney, and plus it'd be fun and good practice for me as a now comp player

[rancid harness]

Should I the sploon tournament 🤔

[unborn cedar]

this is excluding me

[broken dome]

no /j

[fickle quest]

I’m god damn hype rn

[unborn cedar]

yeah i met some good friends until they ghosted me for a manipulative bitch

[untold quail]

[unborn cedar]

i mean i atleast have pratato as a good friend now so im not complaining

[signal estuary]

@molten hawk Please change your answer for the splatoon level. you accidentally put your rank :)
@naive cedar please change your answer for your rank, delete the part about your rank up battle :)
@dusty mountain please change your answer for your rank, delete the current points you have :)
@fickle quest please change your answer for your current x power. put your CURRENT x power not your peak :)

[broken dome]

I'll be prepared to meet you in finals again

[fickle quest]

That is my current X Power

[unborn cedar]

is mine good? i can read i swear

[rancid harness]

What rank is the X power for?

[molten hawk]

Whoops 😭

[signal estuary]

i feel like this is somehow directed to me and i dont even know what you're talking about

[rancid harness]

Is it just all of them or the highest one?

[dusty mountain]

My bad

[unborn cedar]

no not you

your still cool i guess

[fickle quest]

X.

[signal estuary]

ah ok fair enough, could you delete the peak part then and only add the numbers

it makes it a bit easier to read later

[fickle quest]

Am I able to go back to edit it

[rancid harness]

Ok

[unborn cedar]

not really because i dont talk to you anymore but hey

[signal estuary]

you should be able to

[untold quail]

yes editing in enabled

[signal estuary]

ah ok i was just confused because of the thijmen pet emote haha

[fickle quest]

I did it

[signal estuary]

tyty

[dusty mountain]

I cant change it for some reason

[languid garnet]

Idk if I’ll do it, it seems fun but I don’t want to get out first again lmao

[signal estuary]

hmmm

[dusty mountain]

Nvm

Should be good

[unborn cedar]

[signal estuary]

yep tyty

[rancid harness]

For the X power section in the form, do you use your highest current one or the average of all of them?

[molten hawk]

I can't get my splatoon level atm 😦

[signal estuary]

@dull heart please change your answer for your current splatoon rank, instead of x rank say your s + whatever number. and change your answer for your current splatoon level. level as in how much xp youve earned :)

[dull heart]

Ok mb

[unborn cedar]

i just put the estimate of what i had cause i know im somewhere in the middle of 50

[signal estuary]

ah ok, as long as you change it within a week it should be fine :)

[unborn cedar]

ima change it later

[signal estuary]

that also works yea

[molten hawk]

I'm around that so I'll put that

[signal estuary]

highest current one

[unborn cedar]

but im busy doing work rn so i cant

[rancid harness]

👍

[languid garnet]

I’m gonna drop down to A on Friday though lmao do I still put S?

[fickle quest]

Do you have the switch online app

[molten hawk]

Yup

[fickle quest]

You can just check there

[molten hawk]

From where tho? What section?

[rancid harness]

One more question, how badly will the timezone different screw me over?

[signal estuary]

depends

[fickle quest]

Splatoon 3 —> History —> Summary

[signal estuary]

like if you're the only one it could fuck you over allot

if not than it should be fine

i have some times planned in the knockout rounds specifically for australians

[rancid harness]

Lets go

🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

[languid garnet]

Thijmen do I put S since it’s my current one or do i just put A cause I’m definitely dropping to it on Friday lmao

[fallow marten]

gamers

[dull heart]

@signal estuary is my application good now?

[molten hawk]

Thanks 👍

[signal estuary]

yep tyty

[dull heart]

Alr

[fallow marten]

yo bee man did i fuck anythign up in my app

[unborn cedar]

[signal estuary]

perfectly

[unborn cedar]

oh yeah did i mess up anything i asked earlier but i dont think you answered

[signal estuary]

i dont think you did

[broken dome]

I know how to sign google forms guys : D

[unborn cedar]

[signal estuary]

otherwise i wouldve already pinged you and asked you to change it hehe

[unborn cedar]

[rancid harness]

Lets go

Splatoon tournament

But im actually doing it this time 😎

[broken dome]

lmao

[fallow marten]

perfectly fucked it up or did it perfectly

[signal estuary]

fucked it up did it perfectly dw haha

[fallow marten]

mario

[dusty mountain]

Yes ?

[signal estuary]

you're not mario

[rancid harness]

[dusty mountain]

Yes I am

Stop lying Thijmen

[signal estuary]

Prove it

[dusty mountain]

It’s a me

Luigi

[signal estuary]

I need video evidence

[dusty mountain]

Damn hold on

[rancid harness]

Thats definitely mario

[dusty mountain]

Oh

Yeah np

https://tenor.com/view/mario-dance-moves-party-gif-21254682

Here you go

[fallow marten]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-marisa-kirisame-marisa-smug-grin-gif-20893056

[signal estuary]

:0

No way

I can't believe it

[dusty mountain]

It’s also my name yes

[hot wind]

Yooo Nowai is the new voice of Mario

[dusty mountain]

Yeah ik

Im so cool

[hot wind]

NOW we're in good hands

[fallow marten]

thats so awesome

but

[rancid harness]

Nowai appears in mario movie 2

[fallow marten]

youre not mario

[dusty mountain]

Only bad news is that

[signal estuary]

You are

Very good mario

[dusty mountain]

Mario is now french

Sorry guys

[signal estuary]

No problem

[dusty mountain]

Tyty

[signal estuary]

It couldve been worse

He couldve been American

[fallow marten]

@left compass is mario

[hot wind]

Thijmen is fluent in italian and french so no problem about that

[dusty mountain]

You’re getting Mario crocs for that Thijmen

[rancid harness]

Reference to kfc crocs?

[dusty mountain]

Kfc crocs ?

[signal estuary]

Oh?

Yea let's go mario crocs

[rancid harness]

You haven't heard of kfc crocs?

[dusty mountain]

I’ve never heard of kfc crocs in my life

Thijmen would you rather have the mario or kfc crocs ?

[rancid harness]

Kfc did a collab with crocs

[dusty mountain]

Chicken crocs

[rancid harness]

I think the crocs look like a chicken bucket

They also have fried chicken on them I thinj

Apparently they also smell like kfc

Idk

[dusty mountain]

Oh

[fallow marten]

yo im olimar

who wants to be my pikmin

[rancid harness]

olmar!
louie.
pikmi!

[fallow marten]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a56T2llZf_k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t794HCFeaYU

[fickle quest]

Can’t wait to enter with my Bloblobber Deco with Line Marker

[quiet relic]

Bloblobber and line marker

Fire whoever was in charge of new sets

[fallow marten]

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmericr/status/1695599496741224794

[unborn cedar]

[last vessel]

will the splatoon tourney have voice chat

[fickle quest]

Most likely

[humble linden]

if it is private battles then probably yes

@long cradle imagine both of us in the same team lol

@sinful dirge did you register for the tourney?

[sinful dirge]

yeah

[long cradle]

itd be funny but i might not be able to play

i just started school

[humble linden]

Same man

[fickle quest]

I can only make two days.. huh.. That is if I’m in

[unborn cedar]

[signal estuary]

im mean the schedule of these days will determine if you're in or not :)

so you better show up

[unborn cedar]

Is this timezone for europe

[fickle quest]

Wtf-

[signal estuary]

the time zones are explained

so edt is american time and gmt +0 is european time

[signal estuary]

you have to play 5 matches, at any of the dates shown in the announcement. from those 5 rounds we will determine who goes through and who doesnt

[fallow marten]

Do we have to be there through the entire time slot on a single day?

[unborn cedar]

No but you have to tell the host that you want to play your other matches on separate days

[fallow marten]

Based psylux thabks

[unborn cedar]

I can only make 2 of those times because im not waking up at 3 in the morning to play splatoon

[fickle quest]

Is this ranked by K/D

And performance

[unborn cedar]

Its individual performance so yeah probably

[signal estuary]

correct

[fallow marten]

I will 👍(i have to)

[signal estuary]

last time i made complete random teams and some people got a bit fucked by teammates not showing up etc, so this way people have to get an individual score beforehand, making them more likely to actually show up during the main event

[fallow marten]

So dont play charger or dualies got it

[signal estuary]

the main event will be random teams based on people that got through tho

[fickle quest]

Bruh

[unborn cedar]

Squiffer

[signal estuary]

you should play charger

idk what classifier ill use mostly, maybe ill just use wins, maybe ill use k/d, idk yet. but i will let you all know beforehand so dw about that

[fallow marten]

Mario

[signal estuary]

mario is a good determining part

if you dont like mario instant loss

[fickle quest]

Wha

[unborn cedar]

Im so glad its not this wknd cause im gonna be prioritizing a different online game cause of an event

Excluding sunday

[fickle quest]

Question, will we use the new maps

[signal estuary]

when is the update out again?

[fickle quest]

September 1

Or in this case, when the next day resets

I think for me it’s August 31 at 5pm

[signal estuary]

hmmm

ill probably exclude them from the knockout rounds

the main event will contain them tho

[fickle quest]

Dumb question what about ranked modes

Like is this a turf war ladder or all ranked

Or a combination

[signal estuary]

ill announce what we'll play later

but the knockout rounds will be purely turf war

main event will have everything

cant believe you're spamming psylux

[unborn cedar]

Bruh

[fallow marten]

Can i splam

Spam

[unborn cedar]

Ive changed apparently

I haven't taken splatoon seriously since spring

[signal estuary]

you can splam, not spam tho only splam

[fickle quest]

I feel like ranked should be a better option for a preliminary

[unborn cedar]

[fickle quest]

I don’t wanna get turf wared cause on one Wipeout

[unborn cedar]

Well if its based on k/d thats not so bad

[fickle quest]

Pretty sure it’s he said wins as well

[unborn cedar]

Eh well sucks ig

Idc too much considering im playing for some fun

[signal estuary]

believe me it wont be that bad

if i do ranked tho id have to either choose 1 specific mode or make sure everyone plays equally on every mode

turf is just the middle ground

and its good for everyone

[unborn cedar]

I havent done anything other than omega strikers in a while and im getting a little bored and something is finally happening in this dead server so why not join

@signal estuary is communication for the teams gonna be allowed during the preliminaries? Like coordinating weapons?

[signal estuary]

yea thats fine

[unborn cedar]

[signal estuary]

i mean you'll only have like 90 seconds but you can do whatever

[fickle quest]

Can’t wait to see quad Aerospray

[signal estuary]

oh god

[fickle quest]

This is literally just Splatfest

[unborn cedar]

Bouta run aerospray respawn punisher

[signal estuary]

i mean kind of but still not really

[fickle quest]

Well yes, but actually no

I’d more call it Nintendo’s way of doing preliminaries

[signal estuary]

thats sadly very acurate

[fickle quest]

I’ve been on a turf war ladder

So yeah ik what happens

Back when REEF-LUX was still being used

[unborn cedar]

[signal estuary]

i watched the german splatoon championships

where they played turf war in the finals

first of all i wanna say that was sick to watch

secondly, they used reef-lux

thirdly, ive never seen a map so painted before

[unborn cedar]

Turf wars final

[fickle quest]

Bruh

[signal estuary]

it was a live thing

it was very fun to watch

one of the contestants tackled his friends because he won

[fallow marten]

salmon run

[unborn cedar]

Im not a streamer watching type of person

[signal estuary]

im not doing salmon run

[fallow marten]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/472099266446229516.webp?size=48&name=TROLL&quality=lossless

[signal estuary]

it wasnt a stream

it was like live live

as in in person

dyno really doesnt like you

[unborn cedar]

Leave me alone

[fickle quest]

I wonder if Dread Wringer and Heavy Edit will be used

[unborn cedar]

Im so used to being in the OScord where they let me span emotes

Spam

Plus i like using them cause they simplify my message

[fickle quest]

Was it at a convention

[signal estuary]

yes

gamescom to be exact

i got a cool exclusive splatoon hat thingie

[unborn cedar]

Goofy splatoon hat with no top

[signal estuary]

yea

[wispy ivy]

U should give it to me honestly

[signal estuary]

you are not getting that

[fickle quest]

How much would you like

[signal estuary]

next year if we go to gamescom together you can get one for yourself

[fickle quest]

I’m making a bid

[signal estuary]

pay me 100 euros and its yours

just kidding its not for sale

[fallow marten]

thij if my team wins riptide can we get a fistbump when i rapidly approach your location after?

[signal estuary]

its an artifact

[fickle quest]

I have a penny

[signal estuary]

how many pennies do you have

[signal estuary]

uuuuuh

sure

[fickle quest]

Two

[unborn cedar]

You have no rights to refuse

[signal estuary]

wdym i have no rights

[signal estuary]

damn, i needed atleast 3

[fickle quest]

Hundred

[unborn cedar]

True your a bee

You're

[wispy ivy]

Huzzah !!

[fickle quest]

I would like to go

[fallow marten]

good luck

[fickle quest]

Illegally

[fallow marten]

side note, jin what do you think about 24 C4 explosives in your backpack

*theoretically

dont look yet

[fickle quest]

“This will make me.. the most dangerous person in the city..”

[fallow marten]

LMFAO

[fickle quest]

What’s my mission

[signal estuary]

dont go to the netherlands

or europe

or anywhere close to me

[fallow marten]

go save game at the nearest orphanage

[fickle quest]

You mean my house

[fallow marten]

and then go to the netherlands
or europe
or anywhere close to thijiman

[signal estuary]

NO

[fallow marten]

find him

and make eye contact

[fickle quest]

I’m gonna need a 7% cut

[fallow marten]

of your sanity left after this? that might be an issue

sanity*

sorry

[fickle quest]

My money.

You’re paying me based off of what Thijmen is hiding

[fallow marten]

so just look at the c4s that are hypothetically in your backpack

and look at the remote in my hand

and then smile and say "nuh uh"

[fickle quest]

Why did you hide the c4s with the 2 week old milk cartons

(I’m not lying that’s actually in my bag)

[fallow marten]

well youre not going to open the milk cartons to remove the bombs right?

[fickle quest]

Jesus Christ

I gotta get some Febreze

[fallow marten]

YO

GUYS

[fickle quest]

Lmao

Alright I got the bombs

My bag smells like dead whale tho

[fallow marten]

dumbass now its a stink bomb

you activated the stink bomb

now youre going to smell like axe body spray

[fickle quest]

Pretty sure it’s all natural and not setup

[unborn cedar]

[fallow marten]

you naturally had 24 C4 explosives in your backpack?!?!?!?

[wispy ivy]

Dw thijmen remember we're doing roadtrip 2023 they won't know where we are

[fallow marten]

OH

ZIP CHALENGE IS RN

WHO WANNA GAME

[fallow marten]

(:

[unborn cedar]

[fallow marten]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1145952305418600490.webp?size=48&name=jumbojosh&quality=lossless

[fickle quest]

No I meant I think those are separate things

[fallow marten]

are you in school btw

[fickle quest]

Yes

[fallow marten]

ah

i see

[fallow marten]

i lied on accedent

[rancid harness]

Wait so is it going to be 4v4s but all players are ranked individually

Who are the teammates then

[wispy ivy]

Indeedaronie

[wispy ivy]

There r no set teams cause last year there were some op teams and were trying to avoid that again lmao

[rancid harness]

I mean for the preliminaries

So will the preliminary teams be random

[wispy ivy]

Ye u won't have the same team every match u play

[rancid harness]

Ok

How badly will the timezones screw people over in the second round

[fickle quest]

The second round?

[rancid harness]

Yeah

The main event

For example, one person in Australia could get teamed up with 3 people in America or something

And so because of the timezones its hard for that team to actually play the match with all members present

[fickle quest]

I think that’s why had a part in the forms that asked what region you’re in

[rancid harness]

Thats fair but what if there's not enough players for people in a certain region?

[fickle quest]

Yeah I think that would be the complicated part

[south pulsar]

When they ask about x power is it all the modes added up or the highest one

🤑

[wispy ivy]

Just ur highest

[fallow marten]

oh

i put my average

[wispy ivy]

Still should be alright so dw about it

[hot wind]

Omg no way

[fallow marten]

cant wait

[humble linden]

Omfg I can participate in the tourney

[humble linden]

Same lol

My highest is 2189

Btw @fallow marten are you competitive?

[humble linden]

If I can make it into the german Championship , ill be there (wont happen)

[signal estuary]

i will come watch 110%

id go and root for you

[humble linden]

That would be sick but im not nearly good enough lol

Although it isnt too hard in your good ol Netherlands

A luti div 6 Team got in the championship

[signal estuary]

i mean fair enough, idk what i was watching as in skill

[signal estuary]

i have no clue what that means

[signal estuary]

just become dutch then, ez

[humble linden]

https://youtu.be/w4EbXWxz8Gw?si=pFbUI2gy5V0G7K8D

@signal estuary bitch watch that

[signal estuary]

watching it right now

[humble linden]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-chad-chad-meme-dub-gif-25628266

[signal estuary]

i havent watched the squid school guy in a loooong time

[humble linden]

Ill give you private coaching for only 100€/hr

And since we are friends ill do it for 50€ per hour

[signal estuary]

ha, no thanks

ill offer you inside splatoon information instead

i do understand the division system now tho

and if a div 6 team won in the netherlands is probably not surprising since not allot of dutch people play splatoon hehe

[humble linden]

Yeah

[signal estuary]

next time ill participate

[humble linden]

Im somewhere around Div 7

[signal estuary]

ill wipe the floor with them

nvm i will not wipe the floor with them

i expected you to be higher

[wispy ivy]

Dw thijmen ill show uo just to help 💪😤

[signal estuary]

ty tommy

[wispy ivy]

And infection

[signal estuary]

youd go for a dutch person

[wispy ivy]

Team slay back at it again

[signal estuary]

just say some dutch and everyone will believe you

[wispy ivy]

Fair fair

[humble linden]

Bro wdym 💀

[signal estuary]

idk whats supposed to be a good div

but i thought youd be around 5 or 4 or something

[humble linden]

Anything below 4 is considered "low level"

And Div 1/X is high level

[signal estuary]

how the what

splatoon is confusing

[humble linden]

Div X players are defined by considered to being able to win Splatoon Major Tournaments

And Div 1 Weekly Tournaments consistently

[signal estuary]

jeez

[wispy ivy]

OK I read this and thought u meant I'd go for a Dutch person as in I'd go for a Dutch girl and like rizz her uo or whatever lmao 😭

[signal estuary]

not what i meant

[humble linden]

LMAO

[wispy ivy]

I mean it's still true

[signal estuary]

paint me like one of your dutch girls

[wispy ivy]

U can be my translator

[signal estuary]

i will

ill do the same in germany

you dont understand my german skills

[wispy ivy]

Hohoho keep it in private thijmen 😳

[humble linden]

Atleast D2🤓

[wispy ivy]

Actually I think I could rizz up a German girl

[signal estuary]

i have an easy A1 level tyvm

[wispy ivy]

My limited German would Carry me

[signal estuary]

german is probably the least attractive language

including dutch aswell

[humble linden]

I have B1 in french

[wispy ivy]

Doesn't mean the people aren't looking at u jokeless 😏

[humble linden]

And C2 in Orbán Viktor @signal estuary

[signal estuary]

ew

hungarian always sounds so angry aswell

[humble linden]

WDYM

[signal estuary]

have you heard that language

[humble linden]

It sounds calm even though everyone constantly swears

[humble linden]

UH YES

[signal estuary]

in my expert opinion i disagree

also im doing a german proficiency test now to proof im kind of ok at german

[fallow marten]

Yes

[fickle quest]

I FUCKING PREDICTED THESE

[fallow marten]

nice

[humble linden]

Which team

[fallow marten]

its a pickup rn but its called ink the skies

we also go by "the jumbo joshers"

[humble linden]

Okay yeah I havent heard if you guys

[fallow marten]

yeah no we arent popular

or public either lol

[humble linden]

Fair enough

[quiet relic]

Idk who to choose

WAAAAGHHH

[humble linden]

The tournament will be lit af

[tulip shoal]

The craziest Clam Blitz match of all time, ending in a LESS THAN A SECOND difference in throws to win:

R14R-F3P5-1CLY-N19M

If you're interested, I recommend watching on overhead camera during overtime.

[eternal umbra]

I'll take a look at it.

If you didn't have that brush, you've would had lost! That was a rather intense match of clam blitz!

[tulip shoal]

Shipshape Cargo has to be one of my new favorites

Along with Haggle and Barnacle

They are the only maps where I like every version

[humble linden]

LUTI IS BACK

[fallow marten]

yes

[tulip shoal]

nice

[signal estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1107392126234411048/1148317129364471879/2023090419544200-4CE9651EE88A979D41F24CE8D6EA1C23.mp4

im very upset

[quiet relic]

that happened to me once
splatoon servers are great

[random dirge]

Nintendo: Ban this man for 15 mins for going against the guidelines!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/bane-no-banned-and-you-are-explode-gif-16047504

[signal estuary]

nintendo can suck deez

[random dirge]

Deez what Thijmen?

[signal estuary]

deez nuts

[random dirge]

They seem like the people that would do that especially with a bee

Wait do bees have nuts?

[signal estuary]

yes

[random dirge]

Wow I didnt expect that

[quiet relic]

you learn something new everyday with bee man

[hot wind]

Ladies and gentlemen, here we have it, the best multiplayer game of 2022 according to the Game Awards

[signal estuary]

end me

[rancid harness]

Nintendo when the fans request that they buy servers instead of using p2p: 😨

[eternal umbra]

Damn can't relate. (But for real, that sucks. 20 dollars a year btw)

[tulip shoal]

That... sucks.

I keep a wired connection just to be safe

[cobalt lark]

Wired connections can't save you from nintendo's crap

[signal estuary]

I have great Internet so that's not the problem

Someone else disconnected

[rancid harness]

Gotta love it when someone else dcs so nintendo decides to dc everyone in the game

Also I just realised that I use the same hat as thijmen (backwards dustcloud cap) when playing ballpoint nouveau

[signal estuary]

Let's go

Ballpoint nouveau is great

[languid garnet]

I prefer normal ballpoint cause I just like inkjet more than ink vac

[rancid harness]

Thats fair

I just think ink vac is so funny though

Cuz you can steal basically any special

Except wave breaker and melee stamp

Theres probably something I'm missing but I'm not sure as to what it is

But ink vac goes crazy in tower and rainmaker

[next mural]

I think i’ve gotten to the point where i suck slightly less with the Heavy Edit

It’s no backliner, that’s for sure

[signal estuary]

I love eating a booyah bomb or another ink vacs bomb

[fallow marten]

hadnt realised there were more glados songs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjFVfb6iYCI

[rancid harness]

Very true, also tenta missiles

[signal estuary]

damn alright

someone is slaying

[wispy ivy]

I miss this game

[humble linden]

Absolutely

[last vessel]

big W

trizooka buffs paid off

[next mural]

had one of my most intense matches in a while a bit ago, and got this really good moment out of it https://twitter.com/scaper12123/status/1699954940356313100?s=20

The World Guardian (@scaper12123)

A rather profreshional charge, if you ask me. #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

▶ Play video

Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 1:16 AM

[fallow marten]

Almost at riptide guys

[fickle quest]

https://x.com/nintendo/status/1699951676025917631?s=46&t=ovOsnXnR_CWcF1IqhrUKKA

任天堂株式会社 (@Nintendo)

[トピックス]「スプラトゥーン3 ゲソタウン × ZOZOTOWN」アパレルコレクションをZOZOTOWNで販売。ポップアップイベントも開催決定。
https://t.co/VBj1aSuXzi

Likes

14305

Retweets

7614

Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 1:03 AM

GIVE ME ALL THIS

NOW!!!

[humble linden]

Damn ,you better send us some pics

[scenic dock]

https://x.com/splatoonna/status/1700131893767721339?s=46&t=sdmVXVknA3E3dsSmmNt2jA

Splatoon North America (@SplatoonNA)

The first-anniversary Splatfest starts tomorrow! Who would be the best leader... Shiver, the glue of Deep Cut? Frye, who always takes to the front lines? Or Big Man, the even-keeled voice of reason? It's hard to think of these three as anything but a team. But we must decide!

Likes

476

Retweets

133

Twitter · Sep 8, 2023, 1:00 PM

Big man 🩷

[humble linden]

Goofy 3v4 overtime clutch

[cobalt lark]

oh god

LAN SPLATOON

[fallow marten]

Riptide

[small crater]

ummm...

yall know how Smallfry eats Fuzzy Ooze/Fuzzballs?

And how we learn later on how ||golden eggs|| are needed to make it?

That means ||Smallfry has been unknowingly eating his own kind||

🗿

[fallow marten]

Gaming riptide team

[last vessel]

congrats dude
riptide looks like a lot of fun

[last vessel]

maybe golden eggs are somehow different than regular eggs

[small crater]

Aw yeah nice

[small crater]

Golden eggs are basically eggs. Baby Salmonids can be seen inside

It’s why the Salmonids strive so hard to get them back from Grizzco workers

||Mr. Grizz needs them to make fuzzy ooze, which Smallfry eats after eating power eggs (which aren’t Salmon eggs)||

[tulip shoal]

lets go team big man! repping peace and unity!

[sinful dirge]

frontline heavy turf war 20 bomb lol

[last vessel]

yeaaah!

[last vessel]

then where do power eggs come from?

also does this mean that baby salmonids grow their skeleton first

ew

[small crater]

Tbh, I don’t know

I think they produce them, but only have value as a minor energy source

Since they trade with Octarians

And Octos use them for power

[last vessel]

what do you think mr. grizz is doing with the power eggs

he skips on the electrical bill because he uses fish crap instead

[quiet relic]

I just won 2 100x's
Holy moly

[small crater]

Nice job!

[humble linden]

sick af

[signal estuary]

Yo you're gaming

[scenic dock]

I have loss so so fucking many 10x battles it’s insane

Like the game it just handing them to me and I’m just kinda slapping it out of its hand it’s bad

[last vessel]

all my festival shells go to waste when i get my 100x on MAHI MAHI

[quiet relic]

What do the festival shells do?

I have like 3

[eternal umbra]

Help you get 100x or 333x battles.

[quiet relic]

Ohhhhh

KOOL

[fallow marten]

happy 9/11

[quiet relic]

O

[humble linden]

💀

[scenic dock]

https://x.com/splatoonna/status/1701219421216186608?s=46&t=sdmVXVknA3E3dsSmmNt2jA

Splatoon North America (@SplatoonNA)

SRL New-Hotness Division here to hype Deep Cut's new song, Daybreaker Anthem! We got this note from Shiver and Frye: "There's nothing like the dawn of a fresh day after a Splatfest. This jam is for all the Splatlands real ones!" Give it a listen in the lobby.

Likes

306

Retweets

102

▶ Play video

Twitter · Sep 11, 2023, 1:01 PM

🙂

[humble linden]

@signal estuary when does the tourney drop

[signal estuary]

Patience my boy

Patience

[cobalt lark]

No patience here

[fallow marten]

are we there yet dad?

[signal estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-fiona-shrek-donkey-shocked-gif-13742196

[signal estuary]

team invincible

[eternal umbra]

That team is quite difficult to kill I must say. you did get the lowest kill count however. . .

[signal estuary]

not the point >:(

[eternal umbra]

I know. The main point is that your team is not very easy to be splatted.

Just putting something that caught my eye is all.

[humble linden]

SENDOUQ IS BACK BTW

[signal estuary]

Who?

[last vessel]

sendou.ink has a competitive matchmaking system

it's really neat

[humble linden]

I got to gold+ holy moly

[humble linden]

Yess

Well SendouQ to be specific

[mellow flame]

Shiver will always win... You can never stop the Shiver fans...

[last vessel]

you're right

our last resort is rioting on twitter

[tulip shoal]

I gotta start playing it soon, haven't had much time but I'm really excited about it!

[mellow flame]

THE DLC IS INSANE

[fickle quest]

WOOOOOO

[wispy ivy]

Just a warning not to give spoilers cause some people might not have been able to watch it yet

[mellow flame]

Same

[languid garnet]

Bluefin was apparently datamined for splatoon 3 I’m very happy

[humble linden]

@wispy ivy @signal estuary SPLOON??

[wispy ivy]

Thijmens busy rn and I'm gonna go have dinner and get a shower soon

I can probably play later tho if ur up for it

[signal estuary]

doing a tournament atm

[humble linden]

sure

[humble linden]

finn might play too

[astral berry]

spoilers for the side order DLC trailer ||its awesome||

[eternal umbra]

True

[astral berry]

anyone wanna play some splatoon 3 (the third one)

[mellow flame]

I agree

||IT'S PERFECTION||

[glass sleet]

I WANNA SEE MORE DEDF1SH

[cobalt lark]

Wait half a year

[tulip shoal]

glad to see a roguelike(ish?) mode come to splatoon

i really like slay the spire so im here for it

[mellow flame]

Yh it comes spring 2023

I need to see more of

||Acht and the Pearl robot||

[fickle quest]

||It comes out in Fresh Season ||

[cobalt lark]

Spring 2023 has passed

[astral berry]

||its going to be DLC for the hit game "Splatoon 3" and will feature the following colors: white, grey, yellow, orange, red, green, blue, purple, pink, brown (maybe brown thats not confirmed), and possibly dark grey. If i missed any be sure to correct me|| <--- MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE DIRECT, WATCH IT BEFORE LOOKING

[mellow flame]

Sorry I meant 2024

[mellow flame]

Wait...

Anyone think about tartar coming back

That would be a very funny plot twist

[dusty mountain]

A brand new final boss would be better imo

[last vessel]

definitely

tartar should stay dead

there haven't been enough splatoon games to bring back an old antagonist (*cough cough * splatoon 2 cough cough)

[cobalt lark]

And 3

[mellow flame]

What if Marina is the final boss... I really hope that doesn't happen...

My fav idols are Off the Hook anyway

[last vessel]

i meant that splatoon 2 just re-used dj octavio (and the entire splatoon 1 champaign in general)

[humble linden]

Hello

[mellow flame]

Hi

[astral berry]

splatoon anyone 👀

[mellow flame]

I ain't got my free trial yet...

[humble linden]

anyone else playing lsl tomorrow?

[unborn cedar]

i guess this is kinda appropriate here since i joined this server through splatoon but i just wanted to say goodbye since im leaving now and i just wanted to say that, holy crap its been a year since i joined and ive had a lot of fun playing with many of yall and i just wanna say that its made an impact on my life and i wish everyone who sees this the best of luck in their future

[fallow marten]

is splatoon sunday today?

yes it is okay

also holy shit i have so many messages

[astral berry]

yeah its salmon run today

[fallow marten]

i saw

[eternal umbra]

This seems about right

[cobalt lark]

Check them
Someone might be dying

[humble linden]

sup

[sinful dirge]

@signal estuary when will the tournament be happening?

High kill round earlier today with @humble linden

[signal estuary]

uuuh hopefully next week

[signal estuary]

slay

[humble linden]

• @narrow stone

[sinful dirge]

we also won a match against 2 LUTI Div X players with our team coach

the EZ-... players are div X

[humble linden]

🫡

[sinful dirge]

okay

[eternal umbra]

So this happened. Kinda upset it turned out like this.

Now what does one do in this scenario?

[signal estuary]

What even is the problem

[rancid harness]

I agree

What is the problem

[eternal umbra]

The problem is that I (As a casual) Shouldn't breeze through the Rank Up battles with 3 knockouts. I wanted a challenge, but didn't get it.

[wispy ivy]

If u want a challenge then trying to get to s+ and the rank up battle ull have to do for it should be challenging

And aswell ur pretty good at splatoon so that's probably why u breezed through those 3 battles

[eternal umbra]

Hmm. . . You fare a good point!

[languid garnet]

If you want a challenge for that as well be in a region that has times that are close to Japan cause every time I rank up I’m in lobbies with them and lose lmao

[last vessel]

if you want a challenge be me

i spent the entirety of sizzle season at S (usually in the negatives) and never got even close to a rank up battle

but also great job

[humble linden]

^

[humble linden]

@signal estuary when tourney?😔

[wispy ivy]

We're working on it

Just stay patient ☝️😈

[cobalt lark]

no.

[signal estuary]

Not staying patient will not speed up the progress

We're trying trust

[humble linden]

Alr alr , im sure it will be fire

Gotta get some more practice in anyway

[long cradle]

https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/1712755059241722027?t=yqI-U467fpbRQccKAiePtw&s=19

[dusty mountain]

https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1712815485203398679?s=20

Splatoon North America (@SplatoonNA)

SRL Rational Thought team here on Friday the 13th, a totally normal, noncursed day, letting you know that there'll be a Splatoween event from 5 PM PT on 10/27 to 5 PM PT on 10/29. No need to be superstitious about the timing of this announcement! Just don't step on any cracks!

Likes

5043

Retweets

1778

Twitter · Oct 13, 2023, 1:00 PM

[scenic dock]

AAAAAH YEEES

[eternal umbra]

Oh? This looks interesting

This feels rather splatfest worthy honestly. Most likely wrong, but still.

[fickle quest]

ITS REEEALLL

WHHHAAAAAATTTTT

[eternal umbra]

I know someone is going to have fun with this.

[mellow flame]

YES I'VE NEVER DONE A SPLATOWEEN BEFORE

[eternal umbra]

A thing I made

[humble linden]

im ready for the splatfest for once

team 22 reunion when @wispy ivy ?

[wispy ivy]

Don't ask me u know I'm down anytime 😤

[zinc rivet]

I found the squid chat

[signal estuary]

good job

[zinc rivet]

Thank you, it was a treacherous journey

[signal estuary]

did you survive

[zinc rivet]

Im glad to have arrived safely

[signal estuary]

i hope the journey wasnt too difficult

did you arrive with all your limbs still in tact

[zinc rivet]

i believe so

otherwise id sue

[signal estuary]

wait what

sue who?

[wispy ivy]

The server I presume

[zinc rivet]

whoever is responsible for upkeep

[signal estuary]

i better hope not

we madzville do not have any responsibility for any losing of limbs

[wispy ivy]

Uuhhhh well about that

[zinc rivet]

Is that stated anywhere in the servers legal documents

[signal estuary]

yes

these documents are not public tho

[zinc rivet]

hmm well

[signal estuary]

youll just have to trust me

[zinc rivet]

lucky then that i wasnt hurt