Splatoon 3

[rancid harness]

Add a half decent splattershot pro kit again (splattershot pro kensa) 👍

Unfortunately I haven't been playing splatoon 3 because I saw this thing on reddit where apparently splatoon 3 had some security issues, anyone know if this still applies?

[wispy ivy]

I've been plying totk a lot since Friday so I wouldn't know tbh

[rancid harness]

Big sad of the kingdom 😔

[wispy ivy]

Fr fr

New trailer has me in the mood to play a bit of splatoon

But when the new season actually comes out I'll be playing a lot more

[rancid harness]

Wave breaker is good 😡😡😡

[languid garnet]

I like how we haven’t gotten gold dynamo when it’s literally in Sheldon’s shop

[rancid harness]

Because Sheldon only has one, and that's the one he's displaying

[languid garnet]

Also jammin when did you get a salmon run stage

[sinful dirge]

challenges seem to be a limited time thing

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1041648126802542612/1108318800618721320/IMG_5533.png

it’s from the official splatoon jp twitter

and it seems like s-blast has sprinkler, reefslider

nova inkjet

tetra sprinkler

[languid garnet]

No one’s gonna use it now lmao

When they are at barnacle and dime an ink mine that’s on the yellow team goes off soo it’s either wiper (doubtful), big swig, or painbrush that has ink mine

[sinful dirge]

painbrush probably not really

so probably big swig

bc ink brush Nuovo already has mines

[tawny heart]

IKR I SAW THAT LMAO

[fickle quest]

NOVA HAS JET

LETS GO

[sinful dirge]

Yes

But tetra sprinkler lol

[next mural]

Source pls?

[next mural]

Neat!!!

[languid garnet]

The painbrush got curling wave breaker

And heavy deco got kraken

[wispy ivy]

FINALLY

WHY DID IT TAKE 9 MONTHS

At least its here

[sinful dirge]

ooooooooo

[wanton dragon]

Kinda funny how the brush got curling considering it’s already a fast mobility but I ain’t complaining

It works with my play style so I can still be a menace with it mwahaha >:3

[hot wind]

It took them 3 updates to let us change weapon while playing anarchy LMAOOO

[languid garnet]

I just looked through soo many Twitter replies saying how only getting to play the challenges in 2 hour windows are horrible (which I agree with) but they are literally soo salty about it lmao

[wispy ivy]

They had it in the last game aswell and they just decided to get rid of it like why 😭

But we have it now so I'm happy

[fickle quest]

Heavy Deco has Kraken

Idk how I feel about that

[unborn cedar]

Painbrush with curling lets fucking goooo

[fickle quest]

Big Swig Ink Storm lmaooooo

[wispy ivy]

Finally all brushes splatoon sunday can happen

@signal estuary get to work

[signal estuary]

wa

[wispy ivy]

^

[signal estuary]

ill do it

at some point

[wispy ivy]

🤯

[unborn cedar]

BRUSH SPLATOON SUNDAY GIMME

I want it

[cobalt lark]

@sick fox you hear that?

[sick fox]

Time to get carpal tunnel

[unborn cedar]

Yippee

[wispy ivy]

Brush splatoon sunday could actually be one of the funner weapon specific ones

(Ye im biased what of it)

[wispy ivy]

Dw it'll be worth it !!

Probably

[unborn cedar]

Bias be like

[wispy ivy]

Fr fr

[cobalt lark]

swing speed will be slower

[unborn cedar]

Would this be good or bad luck?

(For context the triple sub saver I had at the start was something i rolled before this roll)

[eternal umbra]

I'd say it was amazing skill.

[sinful dirge]

i managed to get a almost clean rolled gear (all three pieces) of runspeed in one go i think of all 9 subs i had to replace 2

[wispy ivy]

Next big run is on undertow.......

Idk how I feel

[cobalt lark]

beeg roon

[languid garnet]

It goes through my birthday awesome

[next mural]

Ooooo no it's on undertow. Guyyyyyys we have to protect that... that place that I... like... yes, totally

[wanton dragon]

They can have it

[wispy ivy]

I said the same for the last 2 big run maps but this time I mean it

They can keep it and we get the jammin whatever whatever salmon run stage for multiplayer

[eternal umbra]

Do people really hate undertow that much?

[humble linden]

@signal estuary when is the next tourney

[wispy ivy]

Yup

[humble linden]

ig

[signal estuary]

i dont hate undertow

[signal estuary]

you mean splatoon sunday or like a real tournament like we did in october?

[humble linden]

tommy since when r u a mage build?

[humble linden]

real tourney

[signal estuary]

no clue yet

[humble linden]

alright

[eternal umbra]

I think undertow is more suited for weapons with some fairly high range. But that's me.

[humble linden]

i dont hate undertow either

some weapons have a slight advantage but that is it

[wispy ivy]

Since always silly 🙄

[humble linden]

Just like my coffein addiction frfr

Thijmen check your snaps S M H

[signal estuary]

i check my snaps

i just dont send many

[humble linden]

Damn ok

[signal estuary]

i have a boring life ok

[humble linden]

Same

[wispy ivy]

My tea addiction fr fr

[unborn cedar]

Too much tea

[wispy ivy]

Not enough**

[unborn cedar]

Sorry

[signal estuary]

@dusty mountain did you know i love french people 😘

[dusty mountain]

Oh yeah ?

What abt your croc ?

[cobalt lark]

name something french in french right now

[dusty mountain]

And why do you say that all of a sudden lmao

[unborn cedar]

Nah thijmen voted for himself

[dusty mountain]

Oooh

That’s why

[signal estuary]

je m'appelle Thijmen

[dusty mountain]

Oui

[cobalt lark]

you took too long

fake french fan

[signal estuary]

:c

[unborn cedar]

arigato

nah bruh 💀

legendary 💀

[eternal umbra]

Hey if it works it works.

[signal estuary]

less go

[unborn cedar]

welp legendary lost the event

[dusty mountain]

Won*

[unborn cedar]

i like how you knew who i was talking about immediatley

[unborn cedar]

free loss

[signal estuary]

my team is growing

[random dirge]

Team Tommy Rahhhhhhhhhh🔥

[signal estuary]

exactly

[eternal umbra]

I'm on Thijmen's team.

[signal estuary]

with mr white on my team i cant lose

[unborn cedar]

Team inkbrush

[eternal umbra]

But the intention is spinning it on the day of the "Splatfest" So I might not even be on Thijmen's team.

[dusty mountain]

Oh

[unborn cedar]

good

[dusty mountain]

So that roll was useless

[unborn cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/madzville-getmadz-thijmen-gif-27002457

[unborn cedar]

bouta ball on your team

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-balling-basketball-balls-markiplier-balling-gif-25469470

[tawny heart]

Thijmen you sure you love French people

[unborn cedar]

for once based thijmen

[dusty mountain]

Damn Thijmen

[signal estuary]

FUCK HOW DID YOU FIND THAT

that was the old thijmen

i wouldnt say those things anymore

i love the french

oui oui oui

[tawny heart]

“New year new bee”

[signal estuary]

exactly

[tawny heart]

Remember when thijmen sacrificed all the French people in the world

Which happened this year

[signal estuary]

ok jammin i dont like this attitude of yours

this is clearly photoshopped

[dusty mountain]

Is it ?

I don’t think that is it Thijmen

[wanton dragon]

sure you keep thinking that thijmen

[tawny heart]

Sure it is

Here’s a tip thijmen

Don’t look at your messages that contain “french” in it using discords search function

Wouldn’t want your false reality to fall apart or anything

[eternal umbra]

Shots fired.

[wanton dragon]

pfft damn jammin ain't holding back

[signal estuary]

shit

theres allot of stuff there

[eternal umbra]

How bad could it be?

[tawny heart]

“ew french” -Thijmen 2022

[wanton dragon]

oh shit

[eternal umbra]

You know what? I think I'mma just not do anything now.

[signal estuary]

whoops

[tawny heart]

Woah woah woah thijmen

[dusty mountain]

Maybe Thijmen just slipped

[tawny heart]

Sorry guys my cat ran over my keyboard

[dusty mountain]

Maybe it happened several times and every time the cat was hitting the exact same things to insult French people

Who knows

[signal estuary]

exactly

[tawny heart]

yeah yeah

btw guys

i dont have a cat

[dusty mountain]

Lmao

[unborn cedar]

when thijmen was actually based /lh

[waxen stream]

Imma be team shy why all the way

[tawny heart]

Wait so what’s the splatfest on lol

[unborn cedar]

idk whos your favorite host ig

[tawny heart]

Ohhh

[novel mulch]

did you just leak my twitter.com

[signal estuary]

Seems like a you problem

[languid garnet]

Possibly

[rancid harness]

Possibly

[sinful dirge]

Sub 300k missing!!

[unborn cedar]

[languid garnet]

I sent possibly twice lmao, I think I was really tired cause I just woke up

[signal estuary]

Possibly

[languid garnet]

Okay soo the light tetra dualies got sprinkler and I think tenta sorella brella got mine and trizooka

[fickle quest]

Zip tetra would be fun

[wispy ivy]

Haha that's pretty crazy haha 😅

[wanton dragon]

How tf-

[eternal umbra]

Congrats!

Now go for 2,000 hours. /j

[wispy ivy]

i have issues........

This is one of them

[wispy ivy]

This is NOT an achievement 😭

[wanton dragon]

When was the last time you touched grass lmao

[sinful dirge]

i'm at 900

[wispy ivy]

OK listen

I've done the maths

I've spent 16% of my time since September 9th playing splatoon

It COULD be worse

Not saying its not bad tho

[cobalt lark]

no
it's horrible
you're at least 15000 grass touches in debt

[wispy ivy]

Daniel uve spent 31 percent of the last week and a half playing totk I don't want to hear anything from u 😒

[tawny heart]

...

tommy

stop it

get some help

[sinful dirge]

i played 6% of my time since the last october splatoon lol

[humble linden]

🗿

[languid garnet]

Bro no way wiper got missiles 😭

[wispy ivy]

They really bamboozled us by having the dualie squlechers on the losing team in the trailer to make us think that's what was gonna have missiles

I'm shocked but I'm still gonna give it a try

[eternal umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1064329454110908467/1111012213113765998/2023052415192600-4CE9651EE88A979D41F24CE8D6EA1C23.mp4

I knew I was gonna die, but I tried my best.

[fickle quest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuGOh6GYN0E

omfg

[eternal umbra]

Literally coping multiple things from Splatoon.

[humble linden]

🗿

[unborn cedar]

[unborn cedar]

Probs my best game ever

[wispy ivy]

Nice

[rancid harness]

Foamstars has copied the core gameplay of splatoon, the splatoon specials, or the hit effects

[cobalt lark]

I consider my best match getting over 2k points in turf war

[fickle quest]

CDS has Beakon Super Chump

Heavy Deco has Point Sensor Kraken

Big Swig Express has Angle Shooter Rain

That’s the final three weapons that haven’t been confirmed

[unborn cedar]

@wispy ivy @random dirge @light river DESTROYED

[sinful dirge]

@wispy ivy @random dirge @light river GG

[eternal umbra]

GG

[wispy ivy]

It's almost as if u have a full team of people using ur main weapons 🙃

[wispy ivy]

Ggs fellas

[unborn cedar]

Skill issue ong

[wispy ivy]

U would know wouldn't u

[sinful dirge]

i got way too many rm kills there lol

[unborn cedar]

ggs tho tommy

[sinful dirge]

@wispy ivy @random dirge @light river GG again lol

[sinful dirge]

God damit! Finally!!! I did it!!!

[eternal umbra]

He actually did it. . . I'm proud of you man. I am amazed in your devotion.

[humble linden]

@wispy ivy ready to win this splatfest?

[humble linden]

i need some good old hydrochloric acid for my eyes after watching that horrid gameplay

[wispy ivy]

U know it 😤

[sinful dirge]

@wide reef

heard from eman you love undercover lol

[wide reef]

Eradication

[sinful dirge]

XD

[languid garnet]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IIhqK5FMINo

Why is this so good

[fickle quest]

Jesus Christ what did they do to it-

[rancid harness]

Splatoon devs on their way to nerf splatana stamper just to make sure every splatana main uses missiles wiper

[languid garnet]

I got annoyed that they nerfed machine again

[rancid harness]

Machine is still quite good even if there was a nerf

Did they nerf crab tank?

[sinful dirge]

Yep they really want it gone

[sinful dirge]

No

[sinful dirge]

It’s the 3rd nerf in 3 updates

[eternal umbra]

At least they didn't nerf the weapons I use by a large margin. (Only thing they nerfed that hinders me is the slight nerf on hammer.)

[tulip shoal]

5/60 of a second decrease in fire rate doesn't seem bad

I really like using the sloshing machine, I dont think this nerf is enough to take it down

[sinful dirge]

It’s inking efficiency is horrible now

[rancid harness]

Fizzy bomb ink?

Alabaster Oden Bowl

[sinful dirge]

no i mean the paint it outputs/sec

[rancid harness]

It still kills quite fast

[languid garnet]

I fucking hate the machine nerf it’s not even fun anymore

[wispy ivy]

Oh shit are the patch notes live ?

[random dirge]

Indeed last night

Or well after you went to bed

[wispy ivy]

Damn OK might have to get on that soon

Damn OK might have to get on that soon

[cobalt lark]

twice?

[sinful dirge]

Yeah it still works but the paint output is so much slower

[signal estuary]

Tommy lost his mind

[sinful dirge]

Probably wifi problems

[signal estuary]

I prefer the losing his mind option

[sinful dirge]

Just killing doesn’t do for a weapon, the paint is quite important as well for movement, zone/area control, etc.

[sinful dirge]

It is a valid option

[languid garnet]

I think the main problem for me is that it makes the weapon feel a lot more slow

[sinful dirge]

Well I’m explosher and tent main so for me personally it’s not as bad but i get what you mean

Explosher and tent are two of the slowest weapons in the game

[languid garnet]

I play mini and machine soo I’m used to it being a bit faster haha

[sinful dirge]

https://twitter.com/ho_rchata/status/1663758654020136960?t=lPUNTJGDizNAvgQuFV8DEg&s=19
Squeezer running wild currently lol

C H A T A ™ 🏝️ (@ho_rchata)

WHAT IS THIS #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

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Twitter · May 31, 2023, 4:05 AM

[cobalt lark]

amogus

[wispy ivy]

Fucking what

[signal estuary]

there were 7 minutes between those messages

so idk wtf you were doing lol

[wispy ivy]

My ass did NOT send that twice

[cobalt lark]

but you did

[wispy ivy]

Nuh uh

[cobalt lark]

but the evidence is right there

[random dirge]

Fistbump😎

[fickle quest]

WHY IS WIPER DECO 190p MISSLES

[broken dome]

The fu-

[dusty mountain]

isn't that the zipcaster model ?

[rancid harness]

Most balanced and fair weapon

[rancid harness]

I think they might have tried to use zipcaster but died

[rancid harness]

They fistbump backwards 👍👍👍

[rancid harness]

It's a washing machine, even if it was a shrunk version the average person probably still wouldn't be able to throw it around quickly, but otherwise that makes sense, as real world logic does not apply in splatoon

[wispy ivy]

Just got to play my first machine game since the patch went live and I have to agree

[rancid harness]

Is the way machine works similar to how blasters work?

[fickle quest]

Barnacle is actually fun

[sinful dirge]

agreed

i like the map layout

well except tetris

but even tho its flat there are a lot of inkable walls

[eternal umbra]

I love this new update so much.

[rancid harness]

Spamming moment

[cobalt lark]

Bruh

[rancid harness]

Dyno really said "😡😡"

[languid garnet]

I hate this update lmao

[eternal umbra]

How can you hate such an amazing update? Granted this is most likely bias on my end so. . .

[languid garnet]

I hate it just cause it hasn’t really been that fun to me

At least not yet

I need to get used to the weapons, and they nerfed my machine to hard

Oh also the online stuff got worse for me after the update lol, I’ve gotten so much more errors

[eternal umbra]

Ah. That makes sense.

[wispy ivy]

It was so fun for the very first rotation with tc on mako and humpback but when it switched to rainmaker for the second rotation I had the worst fucking time ever

[languid garnet]

I wish I got to play the first rotation but school how fun

I think I’ve just needed to get used to the weapons

[wispy ivy]

My fav weapon to use is definitely annaki nova I had some good tc games

I feel wiper deco and painbrush will be fun to use but not fun to fight most of the time

I just need to get used to painbrush and not having torpedo with wiper

[next mural]

This update will get a lot more fun once not everyone under the sun is using the new blaster and brush xD

[waxen stream]

I am about to love this season
Spider-Man dulies, new blaster AND missile sword

This is the most beautiful thing I've seen since undercover brella

[next mural]

ok legit tho, they need to add an alt way to get to mid on B&D

the bottlenecking is too much on this map

[rancid harness]

Do people use the s blast?

It's kit is probably one of the worst

So it is like a tetra situation where the weapon is really good, so they have to make the kit horrible?

[languid garnet]

The weapon itself is amazing but the kit is bad, but I mean it’s fun to play imo

[rancid harness]

Blasters stay winning

Makes sense since the grounded shot looks like it goes very far

Does a direct oneshot?

[languid garnet]

Yep they do

Both of them

I can’t believe the jump shot is clash’s blast radius

[rancid harness]

Tetra blaster situation 😎

Next s blast kit is mine stamp

[uncut shell]

ye bc they haven't added moray towers yet

[languid garnet]

No no no, I’m actually enjoying this update now c:

[uncut shell]

o

fair enough then

[languid garnet]

I just don’t like the machine nerf lol

[uncut shell]

did they nerf the splash

sm1 at school told me that

[languid garnet]

Only a little bit

[uncut shell]

i dont use the weapon anymore, so das okay

painbrush is funny but the first swing is dreadful

[languid garnet]

It is

[wispy ivy]

I unironically want it back

Wrong reply but still u know what I meant

[uncut shell]

Tommy you and I have so much in common

i need that map in splatoon 3

watching people slip off was so funny

[wispy ivy]

Fr fr we're like the same person honestly

[next mural]

Salmon Run is both exhausting and demoralizing

[sinful dirge]

Salmon Run Series is both exhausting and demoralizing lol

[uncut shell]

Watch them make salmon run series next season

[sinful dirge]

good that i only play sr when big run or eggstrawork is happening

[languid garnet]

Is it weird I kinda want this lmao

[uncut shell]

Absolutely

You should get it

[languid garnet]

If only I could

[rancid harness]

Clam blitz on its way to singlehandedly lower my ranking

[humble linden]

@fallow marten im literally playing on a train rn 💀

[fallow marten]

OHHHH LMFAOOOOO

[humble linden]

I was lagging like shit

So i stopped playing lol

@wispy ivy yall have better wifi on trains than some people in small towns in germany

[fallow marten]

on the train wifi?

[humble linden]

Ye

Im in Ireland rn

[fallow marten]

ytains have wifi?

[humble linden]

Apparently

German trains have wifi usually aswell i think

[wispy ivy]

Ig u could we're like the best coolest most amazing country to ever exist 🥱🥱

And that's just facts 😤😤

[fallow marten]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-racon-racoon-raccoon-eating-raccoons-gif-24115150

[humble linden]

I mean i was lagging but it was bearable

[wispy ivy]

Well u see that parts not our problem that's a u issue 🥱

No offense

[humble linden]

🗿

[humble linden]

Bruh we had to stand for 1,5h in the train because it was completely overboarded

[fickle quest]

cant wait for 95% painbrush

[unborn cedar]

Brushes only

https://tenor.com/view/bee-surprised-raising-eyebrows-480p-quality-gif-27022000

[unborn cedar]

I can't believe i slept through another event bruh

[cobalt lark]

sleep about it

[unborn cedar]

Yeah im going back to bed lmao

[rancid harness]

Where big run rewards at???

[wispy ivy]

Usually the start of the second rotation after it ends

So in like an hour 17 minutes

[rancid harness]

Thanks 👍

[wispy ivy]

Hehe 😅

[sinful dirge]

wtf good fuckin job

[rancid harness]

Inkbrush based suffering

[eternal umbra]

Mini splatling moments am I right?

[rancid harness]

A collection of mini splatling moments

[eternal umbra]

Yes.

And?

[rancid harness]

Possibly ultra stamp?

Mini splatling when it sees good sub but bad special:

[eternal umbra]

Yes there is Ultra stamp in the mix. Some is just me getting out of situations in where I would normally die.

It's special isn't bad just a lot of people don't like it.

[rancid harness]

As an s blast user, I think that reefslider isnt that bad

Its like a bomb with big range that kills you some of the time

Also gets you in

But it has some uses

[eternal umbra]

exactly.

[rancid harness]

Such as this one time where I used reefslider to go through a booyah bomb and killed 2 people and won back the splat zone

[eternal umbra]

That's nice!

[rancid harness]

Something that annoys me though is that the startup has no invincibility

[eternal umbra]

Sadly yeah.

[rancid harness]

True

[fickle quest]

????????

[sinful dirge]

wait all intensifiy splash?!

[cobalt lark]

Always has been

[wispy ivy]

Based splash

[fallow marten]

oh my god we have the same build!

[sinful dirge]

Ready for splatoon sunday!

[tawny heart]

HOW DID YOU 16 KILLS AND NO DEATHS LMAOOO

[eternal umbra]

Splatoon Sunday is next week btw. I thought it was this Sunday but I was wrong. Also Nice KD-Ratio! I got the same thing on Mini Splatling!

[sinful dirge]

i'm currently maining heavy in cp

[sinful dirge]

you're right

[eternal umbra]

Had a whole makeover in my design. But hey! 16 kills with 0 deaths! For a weapon I picked up just because of Splatlings only.

[fallow marten]

in cp????

[sinful dirge]

yes

playing heavy, heavy deco and explo

as we restrict ourselves to one position in our team and mine is backline

[rancid harness]

How does one play backline

Does one just stand at the back and shoot at people

[wispy ivy]

thats one way

anothers running in despite the fact u will probably die

[sinful dirge]

as a backline you mostly stay behind yeah, depending on your weapon you support the frontline weapons to push in, while still being an anchor point where they can jump to when they die

normally backline weapons push forward when the mates pushing as well but they are most of the times the furthest away from the battle

[novel mulch]

.

[quiet relic]

Front Lining an e liter is crazy

[sinful dirge]

qr comeback e-liter?

lol

[worthy ether]

hello

[untold quail]

Splatoon 3 [Biweekly Events]

Splatoon 3 - [Biweekly Events]

[unborn cedar]

https://twitter.com/SplatoonNA/status/1671521329403625473?t=1MZP9LnyvH6imic6Jq5zSQ&s=33

Bruh

They really made shiver vanilla 😔

[wispy ivy]

Mint ftw 😤

Don't try argue

[signal estuary]

hey :D

[wispy ivy]

Hey thijmen

What's good bbg

Vanilla is also goated tho

[signal estuary]

its going great, wby bbg

[wanton dragon]

i can't make my mind up between vanilla and mint

[signal estuary]

choose vanilla

[wanton dragon]

but anyone who picks strawberry is just wrong

[signal estuary]

i agree with that

[wispy ivy]

EMMY UR SO BASED

Finally someone understands the struggle 😤

[wanton dragon]

Fr that shit is just gross

[wispy ivy]

For me it's

1. Mint
2. Vanilla
3. Strawberry
   But certain people don't want me to pick mint

I'm torn between playing with friends and playing for myself 😤

[wanton dragon]

honestly same

[signal estuary]

it was 2 against 1

and we made a deal

[wispy ivy]

Nuh uh

[signal estuary]

yea uh

[wispy ivy]

Based

[eternal umbra]

I like mint's color but I prefer Vanilla. So Vanilla is the team I'm picking!

[hot wind]

Mint is the only right choice Im sorry :))))

[wispy ivy]

YEEEEEE

YEEEEEEE

HEHEHEHEHE 😈

[unborn cedar]

🤓

Pistachio better

I love strawberries themselves but idk wtf people thought when making strawberry icecream

[wanton dragon]

That's what I'm saying!!

[languid garnet]

I’m going with mint, I love mint ice cream

[wispy ivy]

I didn't know there was so many based people in madzville damn

[languid garnet]

I love everything mint lmao

[wispy ivy]

Ur so based we're friends now

[languid garnet]

Awesome

[dusty mountain]

I’m going vanilla, it’s basic but super good

[rancid harness]

Mint 👍

[zinc gale]

Can we explain to me why when I go in multiplayer I have these two problems :
1 - people are boosted and when I start my ranked I allways have two of those end game snipers or two of those dinamo things
2 - my mates just dance at spawn like 3/4 of the time and when I have good mate, they leave after 1 game
Heck no one even ink spawn, like you want to go to the middle fast or not ?

[fallow marten]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[broken dome]

the second one is just having bad luck with your teammates, but the first thing I can explain. When you mean boosted, you most likely mean either the enemy team's stats/ability chunks on their gear or taticooler, which boosts teammates stats when activated. Also that charger and dynamo most likely being on the enemy team in your battles, the charger is playing backline of their team while dynamo, most likely slayer or skrimisher.

[zinc gale]

Doesnt explain the fact I’m lvl 4 and I’m against player with level 12-19

Also I don’t really care about the armor equipment even tho it’s clearly a HUGE boost

[broken dome]

that's just matchmaking for ya

[sinful dirge]

i can only answer with this clip of one of my mates in a S rank series match today… (it’s a replay out of the perspective of that mate)

[sinful dirge]

the equipment does not really affect the gameplay all that much tbh

idk how but we won that match

[eternal umbra]

You simply just played the game.'

[sinful dirge]

yeah it was a 3 v 4 lol

[eternal umbra]

That would also do it.

[sinful dirge]

i dont count that player as someone in my team there

just look at the clip what he did with that rainmaker

[zinc gale]

Matchmaking is just shit at that point I’m just c- while I fight S

[sinful dirge]

in a fuckin S series

[sinful dirge]

with lvl 4 i'd guess you're playing turf war only?

[zinc gale]

Nope, played the capture the zone one

[sinful dirge]

waít i thought you can only play ranked with lvl 10

[eternal umbra]

Unless you had Splatoon 2 data transfer you'd be around level 10 to do ranked battles

[sinful dirge]

ohhhh

[zinc gale]

I did do data transfer but in Splatoon 2 I never played the ranked

Only the turf war

[eternal umbra]

Turf is more easier than the ranked modes in my eyes as it often makes you focus on just turfing. Whilst ranked modes you'll need to focus more on other things. For example, the weapon you play, positioning, your encounters (fights against enemies), etc. . .

Then again that could also imply to turf as well.

[sinful dirge]

truf war has no matchmaking that is depended on rank afaik

[zinc gale]

Doesn’t make any sens why I have S in my first ranked

[sinful dirge]

so you can even meet LUTI Div 1 oder Div X player in turf war

[eternal umbra]

that is true. Whilst ranked you should fight people with similar skill levels.

[zinc gale]

that’s were I’m complaining

[sinful dirge]

they just dont play it bc it gets really boring for good player

turf war is the casual mode

so no rank matchmaking

[zinc gale]

But I’m no talking about turf war right now 😭

Im talking about the ranked

[eternal umbra]

I just think you got unlucky and somehow ran into a higher ranked player.

[zinc gale]

…

let me try again

One more time

[eternal umbra]

It can help.

[zinc gale]

BRU-

ok

Im quitting

[eternal umbra]

?

[zinc gale]

1 of those snipers and one Dynamo

i think the sniper is the extractor but anyways I’m not fighting that shit again

F ranked

[eternal umbra]

What weapon are you currently playing?

[zinc gale]

Freakin’ starter roller

i can only play this type of weapon (and the trash can but that’s too easy and I don’t have the prenium one for normal reasons)

[wispy ivy]

U have to play 5 ranked games to get ur anarchy power which determines the people u get matched with

The higher ur anarchy power the better the people u play with

[zinc gale]

I allready did it and I’m C-

I should be playing with c- or c

Heck even b-

NOT S ;(

[wispy ivy]

R u doing open or series?

[zinc gale]

Series

That’s why I’m complaining

[eternal umbra]

That might do it.

[wispy ivy]

Damn then idek wtf is up sorry

[zinc gale]

Just random bullshit from the matchmaking

Hope tomorrow I won’t have the same problems otherwise I might just grind the hero mode

[wispy ivy]

Honestly u should just warm up or practice and just try improve ur skills in turf war and when ur comfortable move back to anarchy

And there's a lot of good players in this server who u could ask for help and shi

[zinc gale]

Ima just grind until I get the Dynamo (wich I will rename dummynamo because why not)

Let’s go speedrun lvl 12

[wispy ivy]

If u played splatoon 2 u should've got 3 gold sheldon licenses which u can get any weapon in the game no matter what level u are

Unless u used them already

[zinc gale]

Somehow dynamo didn’t showed up otherwise I would have took it

Wait

Can I just reset my game and like start all over again but with these tickets back ?

Because if that’s the case then HERE WE GO AGAIN BOY

[wispy ivy]

Couldn't tell u sorry man

[wispy ivy]

That splatana thinks he is him

He fr said what's up danger

[unborn cedar]

he thought he was the hero

[zinc gale]

First time with the dynamo, and I just carried a game way too hard
(We still loose btw because WHY MY MATES ARE FREAKING DANCING AT SPAWN GOD DAMMIT)

[sinful dirge]

Kinda had to carry as well earlier

[rancid harness]

Mfs carrying with jr

[next mural]

You’re either lv 1 or lv 100. No in-between

In this example we see both xD

[sinful dirge]

wdym? XD

[sinful dirge]

yeah was kinda surprised as well hahaha jr isn’t even my main and somehow i did better with it than my actual mains lol

well tbf i’m normally backline or frontline qr player so i normally don’t play in a carrying position

[mellow flame]

If mint doesn't win I'm never playing a splatoon splatfest ever again

[next mural]

Which flavor is most popular in japan?

Also which flavor is most popular with the pre-teen demographic?

Those two items should effectively inform which flavor will win.

[rancid harness]

If chocolate was an option it could probably compete against mint

But it isnt

[sinful dirge]

in the german competitive splatoon community strawberry is on top by a far

[eternal umbra]

I just looked at my S2 kit. I wonder how did I win plenty of my battles with this jumbled up kit?

[rancid harness]

Ink armor

[eternal umbra]

I love Ink armor. I don't care what anyone else says about it.

Easily my favorite special in S2.

And I'm not one to have a favorite. This is an exception.

[rancid harness]

Live blasters reaction:

Live chargers reaction:

[eternal umbra]

Here's an attempt of me trying to make a concept for splatoon maps.

[fickle quest]

Hammerhead Bridge?

[last vessel]

this is actually really good

it just needs to be larger

(and maybe add rails from the death pit)

[rancid harness]

Bit linear tho

[last vessel]

yeah

but you can go back and forth

easier

[rancid harness]

If more space was added to the side it would be a very good map

[last vessel]

yeah

right now it's like if hammerhead and the reef had a baby

[rancid harness]

Yeah

[eternal umbra]

Thanks for the thoughts! I tried to make it bigger but this was as big as I possibly could had have it for the text to be readable.

[eternal umbra]

Also how do I keep on making stages look like previous stages in Splatoon?!

[fallow marten]

theres alot to compare to

[eternal umbra]

I just go with what I think is fine. I guess I would need to look at every single map in all of splatoon history.

To guarantee I make a brand new map with no comparisons.

[next mural]

second match of the pre-splatfest and we get a disconnect. an omen, i'm sure =_=

[last vessel]

you could add a key and color different parts of the map accordingly maybe

like inkable walls are green or something

also i just want to see something

react if you don't like (splatoon 3) mahi mahi resort

[eternal umbra]

Sorry for the ping if you're asleep or busy at the moment, but I took some of your thoughts into this and I think it turned out well! Is this what you meant by adding a key to the stage?

[last vessel]

yep

that looks great

this is actually a really good start

[broken dome]

guys, great news, I got my S rank back

[rancid harness]

👍

[rancid harness]

Also 👍

[eternal umbra]

The puzzle to my splashtag has been completed

[next mural]

Save some luck for the rest of us, yea?

I’ve only ever gotten bronze capsules

[eternal umbra]

That's a normal purple capsule for the legend title. I've gotten a silver once. (In which it was a title.)

[next mural]

I thought that one was a silver??? Well then

[sinful dirge]

actually getting a silver capsule is less rare than getting a specific title from a purple capsule

and the silver capsule always has a title

there is a 0,000374% chance to get the title you want if you have no other title (the chance obvsly gets higher the more titles you have)
the silver capsule always has a 0.1% chance of getting it

[rancid harness]

I think I've got one gold capsule and that's it

I might have forgotten though

[sinful dirge]

i got 1 gold 2 silver and like 10 bronze

but i also got like 40-60% of all banner and titles

i spend so much frickin money on the shellout machine

[rancid harness]

I get way more stickers and such

I get like 30% titles and banners at most

Probably higher but idk

[next mural]

I’ve gotten a lot of bronze actually

I know what it feels like to be the bronze medal

[last vessel]

what're you guys going for splatfest?

[eternal umbra]

I be a vanilla. Never had mint chip, dislike strawberry icecream, and vanilla is the only one that I've liked because it's a classic.

[quiet relic]

I like vanilla
Strawberry icecream has chunks in it that hurt my teeth
And mint is mint

[glass sleet]

M I n t

[rancid harness]

Why they forgor mint 😔

Everyone in vanilla

[wispy ivy]

Mint best flavour

Mint solos 🥱

[rancid harness]

Mint 👍

[quiet relic]

Strawberry is just dead

[rancid harness]

😔

[scenic dock]

https://twitter.com/splatoonjp/status/1679777759642677250?s=12&t=sdmVXVknA3E3dsSmmNt2jA

Splatoon（スプラトゥーン） (@SplatoonJP)

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サーティワンさんではコラボキャンペーンも実施中だ。
濃厚で香り高いバニラに、甘酸っぱくフレッシュなストロベリー、そして食感も楽しいクールなチョコミント…。
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[last vessel]

HE'S BAAALD

[scenic dock]

I don’t know what the heck I’m doing do what team do I choose

[last vessel]

i don't even know

[quiet relic]

Can honey mustard be an icecream

[novel mulch]

Yes

[fallow marten]

ez

[cobalt lark]

a W for white ink

[next mural]

Meanwhile whenever i enter a 10x battle my teammates’ iq drops by 30 points

[hot wind]

Then there's me who hasn't played a single 10x battle yet

[fallow marten]

yoooo wheres kirbo

lets vc kirbo

[broken dome]

I got a 10x and lost by 0.1

[unborn cedar]

skill issue

[fallow marten]

mario

[eternal umbra]

NO! That's awful

[unborn cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-19673589

[eternal umbra]

make me.

[unborn cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/ford-f150-mgr-metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-gif-24386652

[eternal umbra]

Hmm. . .

[unborn cedar]

gabi vs a ford F-150

[fallow marten]

https://tenor.com/view/spideyvivi-gif-22878341

[rancid harness]

So true honestly

Thank you, 2 kills 3 deaths 52 gal

And 0 kills 6 deaths jr

[last vessel]

well that was probably a new player

[rancid harness]

Idk

Maybe

But it was in splatfest pro

[last vessel]

hmm

maybe they're 8

[rancid harness]

Likely

[last vessel]

mine start 30 points less and lose even more when my last ditch effort kicks in

0/3 10x battles won

(one was my first game of the night)

[rancid harness]

I got 1/4 10x won 😔

Both 3 lost

[last vessel]

yep

maybe i'll win my fourth

or not because tricolor will start and i won't care for turf war anymore

[rancid harness]

Unless you're on the winning team though, its unlikely you'll get tricolour matches

[last vessel]

wdym

oh yeah they changed the tricolor system a while ago

[rancid harness]

At least in my experience, when not trying to play tricolour as a defender, it will instead put me in a turf war game most of the time

Mightve changed now though

[last vessel]

well you can't choose what team you're on

but also it's now a 100% chance

[rancid harness]

👍

[last vessel]

i think only the first one or two were like that

yeah it stunk

[rancid harness]

Ive only had 3 games against strawberry 😭

[last vessel]

4 😎

[rancid harness]

Splatoon matchmaking 🤯

[last vessel]

me: I wanna try playing bamboozler for the first time
the game: 10X BATTLE!!!

[rancid harness]

💀

Motion cannot talk

😔

[last vessel]

who's motion

[rancid harness]

Motion from "motion is typing"

[last vessel]

oh i didn't see

whoops

[scenic dock]

It’s half time and I still haven’t chosen a team “;(“

[rancid harness]

Indecision 😔

[scenic dock]

I don’t just know what to do I’ve even tasted vanilla and strawberry ice cream irl and ngl they both good and kinda crappy at the same time and after this spaltfest get I don’t think I’ll be eating ice cream for a while

[rancid harness]

What about choc mint?

[scenic dock]

I’ve never really tasted it that much

So what’s the point

[rancid harness]

Ok

[last vessel]

well

what if you went mint

because it has the ability to be your favorite flavor

(or a better flavor than vanilla and strawberry)

[heavy swallow]

Is anyone down for a team mint splatfest right now

[eternal umbra]

Pratato: "Easiest shit in my life."
Psylux: "I sniped the shit out of them:"
Legendary: "A fun fight it was. . . But none can best us three!"

TEAM VANILLA 100X VICTORY!

Oh and there was a bad random there.

[fallow marten]

seriously this the easiest shit ever

[eternal umbra]

Huh.

[fallow marten]

arcane you're always tweaking

[broken dome]

I lost a 100x

I hate my life

I'm in pain

[eternal umbra]

Sad. . .

[fallow marten]

same

[next mural]

100x matches are great

would love to have one some day

[broken dome]

got a 10x win with fist bump baby

[eternal umbra]

Just solo que. It helps with getting 10X battles which can help with 100X or 333X battles.

It worked with me.

[next mural]

bold of you to assume i can win 10x matches

you only get them against X-rank players alongside people whose collective IQ is in the single-digets

[eternal umbra]

huh. . .

uhh. . .

[sage bramble]

there a reason you put spaces between ur dots?

[eternal umbra]

Not really.

[light river]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-sorprendido-shaquille-oneal-gif-23222312

[eternal umbra]

Just feels right I guess?

[fallow marten]

. . .

[sage bramble]

u have big handwriting then ?

[random dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/big-hand-ryan-reynolds-gif-11367632

[eternal umbra]

Jet squelcher is one of the best moments I've ever gotten.

[random dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908416617334050826/1129574593221369998/evilsquidward.gif

[fickle quest]

Oh hey we won

[tulip shoal]

we did

[quiet relic]

Yahooo

[rancid harness]

Splatoon subs and specials only event?

More like

Jr and custom jr in ranked

[last vessel]

fair

my friend said that splattershot jr is a wet noodle

and i couldn't agree more

[rancid harness]

True

[quiet relic]

splatoon sunday sounds fun
And awful

[fickle quest]

tri stringer buff

fuck you

https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v410

i can one shot off of aoe now

[eternal umbra]

Some of these buffs are nice, whilst some aren't and some got nerfed when not needed. Seems like your average patch notes.

@broken dome Guess you'll be eating well for the update.

[broken dome]

FUCK YES A DYNAMO BUFF FINALLY

[eternal umbra]

Nothing about T-tek?

[fickle quest]

It, and Hero and VShot got an accuracy buff

[eternal umbra]

I know. I'm just saying specifically T-tek since gab plays it.

[fickle quest]

I think that's it

[eternal umbra]

It's why I put those two pictures in particular.

She plays those two weapons.

[fickle quest]

i didn't see that second image until now

Uhhh

All that's left is Tri Nouveau is now 190p

[broken dome]

It's fair game

[languid garnet]

Man no machine changes

[cobalt lark]

Damn

[fallow marten]

thats a buff

[cobalt lark]

I know

I don't like it

[fallow marten]

why tho

[quiet relic]

More booyah bombs

[fallow marten]

both arrowsprays suck

[quiet relic]

That's true tho

[fallow marten]

they wont become meta

no matter what

we have seen arrowspray win 1 major in s2

thats it

[quiet relic]

its a good turf war weapon tho

[fallow marten]

ehhhh

no

[rancid harness]

No way a 5 shot bad accuracy shooter becomes meta

[fallow marten]

yeah

cough cough talking about you too nova

[rancid harness]

Idk though

Considering jr is used

[fallow marten]

used not good

[rancid harness]

But aerospray has bad range as well

Range on nova is decent

[fallow marten]

remember though that nova's dps and its fire rate are wayyy lower

[rancid harness]

Anaki nova inkjet output though

[fallow marten]

ehhh

ballpoint gets inkjet faster

and is the best main weapon in the gamew

with having a good sub

so anaki nova will never beat out ballpoint

also nova just isnt a threat by itself

[rancid harness]

Yeah

[next mural]

My problem with Aerospray is that it’s useless in all except one mode, within which it is broken and oftentimes obnoxious

[unborn cedar]

Im Gonna bust out the respawn punisher aerospray rg

[eternal umbra]

why. . .

[unborn cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-smug-gif-22677264

[wispy ivy]

I'm actually the most skilled player alive 🥱

[random dirge]

Ong

🔥

[eternal umbra]

Amazing skill!

[wispy ivy]

💪😤

[last vessel]

-ballpoint 200p > 210p
-inkjet nerf

meanwhile 200p splash

[wispy ivy]

Yooooooo new splatfest 🤯 money vs fame vs love

Personally

I'm picking love

[quiet relic]

probably money or love

*most likely money

[wispy ivy]

That's fair

I'd pick fame last

Like if ur famous 80% of ur life u have like no privacy and if one bad thing comes out about u everyone will know about it

I love looking too deep into these splatfest themes

[languid garnet]

It’s a rematch!

I love this theme literally just cause it’s a rematch basically haha

[wispy ivy]

Oh ye I forgot they did this theme in splat 1

Also they basically kept the same colours

[languid garnet]

Hopefully love wins again

[wispy ivy]

Ye I'm hoping for it too

[broken dome]

I'm picking love

[eternal umbra]

Same here. Out of the three that one is the most important.

[broken dome]

True!

[eternal umbra]

You could have a job that earns you plenty of money, or gives you plenty of fame, but it couldn't fully give you joy in what you love doing. I always do these splatfests based on a logical stand point. As I saw it, love just seeming (to me that is) is the best option.

[broken dome]

Fair

I just need some overall love in my life, mainly with a bunch of shit I've gone through. Someone that's always there for you, romantically or not, will always make me feel happy.

[wispy ivy]

Correct decision 💪😤

[uncut shell]

I'd pick love, fame is quite the stressful option because while yea you get fame (duh) you'd have to deal with for eg paparazzi and not getting much privacy in ur life and you could lose friends too from this which is just so sadge

and moneys cool ig but not that one ty

[wispy ivy]

100% agree

Fame u wouldn't have like any privacy

And u any inconvenience in ur life will be revealed to the world

[last vessel]

but this is japan's first

also is it love meaning romance or love as in passion

like loving someone

vs

loving something

[wispy ivy]

The question for the splatfest is "which is most important to u" so its basically just however u percieve it tbh

[last vessel]

yeah

but then money vs fame

fame is just money

but with no privacy

you probably have money if you're famous

but what if the money you get makes you famous 😵‍💫

does having money or fame mean that you have no love?

what if you're famous but can't love your fans??

wait nevermind

forget that

team love babyyy

[tawny heart]

https://tenor.com/view/pikmin-hug-pikmin2-pikmin-hug-red-pikmin-gif-24229281

I love Pikmin so

Love

[last vessel]

where's the red vs yellow vs blue pikmin splatfest

[tawny heart]

Yes

We need that splatfest

Now

They should’ve done it as a promotional thing for Pikmin 4

Like how they did the zelda one

[last vessel]

they already did two other crossover fests for the releases of two other big game releases (totk, scarlet/violet)

they can release new pikmin x splatoon my nintendo keychains for my collection

and they can make a new splatfest stage that's designed after a pikmin area or something

also the colors would match deep cut perfectly

(but i doubt they'd match the colors)

[quiet relic]

Pikmin splatfest would make me emotionally explode more than slime rancher 2 did

[languid garnet]

I know I’m just saying it’s one for me haha

[last vessel]

i was just kinda pointing that out

because regional splatfests were stupid

[last vessel]

or alph vs britanny vs charlie

[tawny heart]

Too outdated

I think they’d just go with red vs blue vs yellow

[last vessel]

yeah

what's a pikmin 4 one

uhmm

[cobalt lark]

objectively wrong opinion detected

[fickle quest]

how about

[cobalt lark]

no

[fickle quest]

https://tenor.com/view/dedede-kirby-ascend-ascending-ascension-gif-23684476

[cobalt lark]

mahi-mahi is universally agreed upon being the worst in the game

[fickle quest]

meh

i get good results in it

[cobalt lark]

so do I but it

sucks

it's a massive downgrade from splatoon 1

[fickle quest]

Ik

Either way I like how things go down on it personally

[wispy ivy]

I think that's changed a bit since the game launched

At least for me

I enjoy mahi mahi now icl

[cobalt lark]

you've always had weird controversial opinions

[wispy ivy]

Ok

Name 7 controversial opinions I've had

[cobalt lark]

all of them

[wispy ivy]

Mhm mhm u would say that wouldn't u cause u made a point u couldn't back up u silly goose

[cobalt lark]

[wispy ivy]

It's been awhile

[cobalt lark]

I don't need examples when it's all of them

[wispy ivy]

Mhm mhm mhm

[next mural]

i see that tier list

clearly somebody wants to throw hands

[broken dome]

Ever played brinewater or mincemeat? Those are worse.

[cobalt lark]

no

[wispy ivy]

Yes

They're not good

[broken dome]

Well brinewater only has two paintable walls in the entire map and 80% of the map is base. Mincemeat... is way too small and is just awful in any mode you play.

[wispy ivy]

Amen

[fickle quest]

Consider the following

[fickle quest]

Brinewater should have squid surge spots

[signal estuary]

brinewater should be swallowed by the salmonids

and i wouldnt fight back

[wispy ivy]

Amen

[fickle quest]

tell that to wahoo

[signal estuary]

believe me when i tell you i wish they took that too

[fickle quest]

i will

[last vessel]

here's my hot takes

[fickle quest]

Why is Wahoo, Brinewater and Mincemeat so high

[tawny heart]

Mahi mahi is S+

[languid garnet]

Mahi is my favourite map lol

[tawny heart]

Ikr

[last vessel]

i don't think wahoo is that bad

and i'd rather play brinewater than hammerhead

[fickle quest]

Ykw I should fix my tierlist

[last vessel]

but wahoo was at the bottom before they added the mid pole

best addition to the game yet

[fickle quest]

But that’s thin as hell

[last vessel]

i'm joking

[fickle quest]

Oh

[eternal umbra]

Huh.

[scenic dock]

Guys it’s been a year since the splatoon 3 direct first came out

[eternal umbra]

Really? That's cool

Really? That's cool

[fickle quest]

Why did you send that twice lol

[tawny heart]

woah

thats pretty awesome

yeah uh L you good lol?

[humble prawn]

Really? That's cool

[random dirge]

Really? That's cool

[tawny heart]

Really? That's cool

[eternal umbra]

Odd. I only typed it once.

[rancid harness]

Really? That's cool

[eternal umbra]

yeah yeah it sent twice for whatever reason. Still wonder why tho.

[last vessel]

Really? That's cool

[fickle quest]

Extreme Jump is the most fun I’ve had in a long time

[scenic dock]

https://x.com/splatoonjp/status/1689924616096202752?s=46&t=sdmVXVknA3E3dsSmmNt2jA

[tawny heart]

big man and small fry

[wispy ivy]

Haha

Hahahahaha

This is the funniest shit I've ever

Seen

Ever

They're not even tryna hide it

[south pulsar]

W

W

Wave breaker

[last vessel]

i think i want to chill myself

[eternal umbra]

There is a one letter difference. How are they getting away with this? I'm not even mad, just surprised.

[fickle quest]

They think they can do this after putting SquareEnix characters in Smash lol

[broken dome]

A way to start an argument: I hate shiver

[languid garnet]

I hate shiver at this point too lol

[scenic dock]

I don’t hate her hate is a bit of a strong word but yea her and the fanbase behind her have definitely not been my favorite part of the game “:(“

You what I actually upset about tho people kept on dissing big man like when he was showed the spalt 3 direct for the first people and time when the game was fresh and new people loved him do but there just like yea that’s big man nothing more like y’all come on now now I will about that he does lack a bit of a personality more than shiver and Frye do but still

Here’s there and he should just as respect as they are

Sorry didn’t mean to open that can of worms but I just felt like it need to be said

[broken dome]

I just hate the whole drama with idols, it just makes splatfests unplayable

It's like we all know who'll win so might as well not play

[inner rivet]

Strong word unplayable is

[blazing hollow]

erm I acually like Frye 🤓 👆

[wispy ivy]

Stfu

Invalud

[inner rivet]

Hey wats with the Fry hate

[wispy ivy]

Too much forehead icl

No cap 🧢

[inner rivet]

Your one to speak 🫡

[wispy ivy]

Who tf is this guy even