#💽Programming Chat v2
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my brain is bad with vocabulistics
your brain is bad*
mbmmbm where to go after this......
i have the tab ui but i need to actual tab bodies
proof #1: glorifies jvm
proof #2: likes bayachao
rebuttal #1: jvm is good, actually
rebuttal #2: ちゃお~ん
ON THE TOPIC OF THE JVM
these people do not know anything about computers. i am crying while typing this
BASED
not based
ULTRA BASED
in fact id go as far as to say thats the most tap water statement ever made by a sentient being
additionally they write rust, c, and go, which makes them even worse
Better*
aera.
id send one of their repos
if this server did not have a rule against nsfw
アイドール大阪ってました!帰る!
Mmm they’re still using superior languages though
Inferior.
Actually on that topic
I’m pretty sure my printer might be running Java 😭
I looked up the Webserver it’s using and HP says there’s Java in it..
debirun romance options!
Ew
Good!*
what
10 days.
𝐸𝓍𝓅𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝐼𝓉 𝒯𝑜 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒲𝒶𝓃 𝒱𝓇𝑜
Idk how!
port fowarding
I’d need to connect it to my router and that’s like 2 rooms away
aka the thing you litearlly do
what is it connected to right now then???
My computer…
what
you connected the ethernet cable from it to your computer
Yes…
ok then
Because all operating systems are their own router
All
No
Everything with a networking stack at least
Even if it’s not user configurable applications still need port mgmt
But I digress
Why would you want to access my printer anyways…
so i can exploit the probably 42983923832838 apache vulnerabilities it has
(assuming its apache)
what is it
It’s HPs own weird ass server
probably has 4x more vulns then
Probably their own OS too

anything from hp is ass
you’d need to have an application that can run on MIPS
Not their old printers
Newer ones sure
But this one’s pretty good from what I’ve seen
deploying @/eggjenniferbenedict
Gay
i mean like in general theyre ass
any hp product is generally ass
(including their H(inge) P(roblems) laptops)
What do you think about Dell….
ofc the moment i mention monitors
@fungu
The next big ones are in 10 dyas
which lot did you buy
None
I’m watching them
The
Auctions
I can’t just buy them now because that sparks competition
Which is bad if you want to win
Yes..
Not only do auctions have an end date they’re also sometimes SCHEDULED to start on some other day
The GSA calls those Preview Auctions
no i mean like new auctions not when they start
unless
you can only see them when they start
and not just start bidding
I’m not sure how to interpret that latter half but if an auction is previewed you can see it but not bid on it
ok so do any other auctions even if you cant bid on them exist yet for servers and switches
I’ve got all the ones for my area favorited, unless you want me to check in your area
imnotgoingtogodrivetoagovernmentlocationtogogetmorestuffthatsyourjobmrshoarder
okay but like
if you give me payment details I can do the contracts for you
and all you need to do is pick it up and reimburse me
thats not the problem atp i dont want to drive like god knows how many miles
i can do the paperwork and whateve
but im not driving that far for a server
i might as well go drive to like a recycling center that lets me buy stuff or some computer center idfk
There’s a medical supply lot 1 zip code away from me for instance
(i dont care if people know about this anyways you can get my city from my ip addr anyways)
well, you’d need to win the auction yourself for that, OTHERWISE I’d need to mail you the purchase receipt so they don’t think you’re robbing the place
unfortunately that’d give you my moms name and my address but
whatever!
Ok pc time
your concerned about that while you literally have your address at (website)
well
my moms name isnt.. there.
i said that cause i was getting on PC you Dolt
bruteforcing it like a password hash until you confirm that her first name is correct
you'll never
watch me (your right im not too much effort)
also you could just say no when i say the correct one
so
your area is dead within 100 miles like your entire computer setup
HOWEVER
i want you to guess what closed a few days ago
i dont fuckin know
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
idk ive never been there except for when i was a baby
anyways let me filter for computers
this means you are 0.001% floridian
welcome to aligator land
i want serverss
so
fucking what
military
oh
what
yeah so your current auctioning environment isn't pretty well (within 100 miles) since the last servers i see were in 2023
haha thats funny
the bottom one is technically nasa computers
good luck moving that though...
yeah no shit atp
florida is like
tech desolate
except for that scrap
except if you go to Nasa terrirtory
then shit gets interesting
(only slightly though)
server equipment ??
it serves for the eldery
This listing is for 1 Scrap lot (Scrap Bin #2) estimated to contain: household refrigerators, microwaves, large metal shelving, industrial grade kitchen equipment, Traulsen refrigerators, exam chairs, motorized scooters, wheel chairs, server racks, shower chairs, metal frames, bed frames, ice machine, and other miscellaneous pieces of scrap metal.
also what
how much does this cost
id be willing to go to ksc
ive been there like 12 times at this point
before i tell you the cost
i want to guess how much this was sold for
One lot to consist of assorted Computer Server Equipment. Includes: (3) Computer Server PowerEdge and Dell, (13) Computer Switch Network Cisco, (1) Cisco Router Network, (1) Dell Server Console, (1) Network Appliance Riverbed Steelhead. All Equipment usable, will need to get hard drives.
close $100
i wonder how big the networking room of ksc is
anyways that lot costed $1,000 and has
a few items
i know where one of the server nodes are
its in an admin building behind a door
but i never got into it or was allowed
if you ever win a contract they might let you go into the building...
and i think theres another node in the visitor entrance admin building
or they'll just be like the EEOC and cart it out for you
depends on how nice they are
👁️
FUCK
some buildings like the DOT research labs they'll explicitly tell you not to enter the property or take photos
i guess they just bring it out for you
i haven't gotten one of those yet though
(i have an FAA contract favorited though... i wonder what theyll be like)
i think theyd let me into the visitor entrance area because they have a admin building or something there i dont remember what its called
but i def heard server noises emitting from one of the doors
i think i even saw a plaque saying server room or something similar???
the most access ive been given was at a CBP office/EEOC fed building in dallas
where they gave me access to staff parking and frieght elevator
or the post managers office...
but theyd def not let me into the main admin building that theyre actually planning to tear down which is like at the back of the park where no one but employees or admins should be
unless they would
but considering the visitor entrance area building is right next to where all the themepark visitors enter or whatever thatd be more likely
but thats only if i won an auction
the list im looking at rn...
none of these are attractive :(((
i really hope they keep the unclassified stickers on the servers from the state dept
2.5 bay stuff is useless
they're pretty
okay but they also have rack upses...
which are kinda cool..
memory random access memory??
wh
oh my god
atp ive talked about MRAM like
god knows how many ti
ok give me a sec
this is what the spec says..
and sas but you dont need to know about that
mgmhmgmhmghmg
i hope the state department lets us take more than we bid for....
i want to steal a ton of ethernet from them..
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1155363442048385096/1416459295066816684/20250913_121245.mp4?ex=68cf7dc4&is=68ce2c44&hm=fdf929303debd20efcf2eea57c96f86cb8a9645aa2c52ac8ce6588a5fb44e65c&
this is MRAM
mram engineering surplus
its a
"shop" about the size of a gas station with old computers or random technology shit scattered everywhere
its located in melbourne so its a bit of a drive away but it just has so much random computer shit in here
ive found a sgi mainframe in here which i currently own, a dell poweredge R720 with fully decked out ssd's, some sun microsystems bullshit and more
its very very hard to navigate the store sometimes and its basically hellish at points but you can find some really weird shit there (for example the sgi and the sun bullshit)
the guy also does heavy ammouint of drugs i think and thats why he sold me the sgi mainframe at like 50 dollars for scrap instead of the much more fitting price of $1000+ that people sell it for online
in the viedo youll probably see like 2 upses
the giant ones not the small dekstop ones
theres another one outside the door but i didnt take avideo of it
yooo this is what my room will look like next year
Hoarder.
i bet theres like 5 billion things in this store youd want
(including the fucking monitors)
depends on the cost
he used to do heavy drugs (still does them but i think less) where he would sell shit a lot lower than it actually goes for
but he started to get smart i assume from less drug usage
also i do not think ill be able to move this
so he actually looks and does research now
it weighs 500 pounds
weak
kade you would die
survive
dead under a 15 kw gas generator
i can carry a fully loaded poweredge (which is like 80-90 pounds but stfu)
you would crumble under uh
ITS 500 POUNDS
idk you would just crumble
im going to hit you over the head with loading brackets
anyways... hope i can get the faa ocsilloscope at least...
it looks cool..
clearly you hit yourself considering how many impulse purchases your making 😍
god DAMN why are ocsilloscopes so expensive
this model costs like $800 pre owned 😭
think about it though..
the 5 dolla server terminal...
is so ocol..
server terminal with nothing to connect it to
we literlaly have a server
(an optiplex 5060 that has been running for like 3 weeks now)
the asus laptop from like the late 90s actually has its own hardware)
your pitching this to me are you not
what no
"think about it though 5 dollar terminal server"
i want that terminal for myself
i dont want that shit 😭
its cool
sir
not yet at least cuz i know your ba is going to get one the momennt it comes up for auction
aand ill also get this switch..
thats a kvm switch
which si is so cool (ive never had a reason to use a switch))
THATS A KVM SWITCH
40 optiplexes
3*
what
what
ive only had 4
oh
your monitors are a cognitohazard and are screwing my brain
????
hinge problems
YOUR PLACE IS AS DEAD AS THE MOON
😡 😡 😡 😡 😡 😡
nut up to drive 500 miles or shut up.
Death.
car
KADE
WHAT IS YOUR STATES PROBLEM
STOP SELLING FUCKING CARS
AND HELICOPERS..
government employees see this bakery and think
$5
would buy
(and then id sell it to you to get even more money since i dont want that)
i would NEVER buy from you
WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND 9/11
殿ッ!?ご乱心!? - Shu ft 天羽しろっぷ
Go! Run! Sh1ne! - Shu ft Amau Syrup
SEGA様『maimai でらっくす』 Shuの書き下ろし楽曲です。全国のゲームセンター等で遊べます!
BPM200→230→200→250→300→800→1000→250
Techcore×BA...
REALLY DELTARUNE FANS?
Samsung is now showing ads on some U.S. customers’ smart fridges.
︀︀
︀︀These fridges cost between $1,800 and $3,500.
︀︀
︀︀Samsung says the advertisement program is "enhancing every day value for our home appliance customers."
how is this our fault
so glad the govt doesnt use (normal) refrigerators
unless its ads for deltarune
toby fox personally made the code to show the ads
for ozempic or something
fat fuck plane
i want my science refrigerator..
oh its for storing drugs
i know the mram guy would love that
HOW CONVIENENT
blood bank refrigerator!
only $50!
NO
Yessssss
put them in the washing machine and put it to 400 cycles
do they die
NO
dang
Not Dead
BAD
you need more chaopilling
ill just overdose then
im not succumbing to your brainrot
toby fox wishes he was bayachao.
minus the being a woman part.
i dont think hes trans.
toby fox is glad he wasnt bayacaho
he can take down entire steam servers
your nine tailed whuatevridfk cant.
(he actually cant)
he literally can
(that was me ddosing the servers to make you THINK he can)
steam went down for like 2 hours when ch3 and ch4 released
i was trying to buy it and it kept rejecting my card because the payment servers imploded
cause your card smells terrible
what is your PROBLEM
no
yes
i dont hate anything you like.
i just call plane dragons what they are
i dont hate deltarune i just think its for weirdo autistic people
IF ANYTHING YOU ARE MRS MY FUCKING LIFELINE AND BLOOD IS SODA
i dont hate networking because i know more about it than you
dont make fun of soda.
IF YOU DONT HAVE SODA FOR 3 HOURS YOU HAVE WIDTHDRAWLES
thats true.
you are so dogshit at networking atp
you made all your traffic go to one computer (dmz or whatever)
nobody does that in this day and age
literally everyone does that
in a home setting at least you lunatic
Who
me
殿乱心
no proof aside from using my router how it was intended to be used
oh my god
if you were let near a enterprise switch you would fuck up the vlans so bad and cause so much downtime i already know it
the red cat thing ive been sending you
殿乱心
殿 miss
乱心 insanity
furry jevil
its real
TO THAT THING
thats wrong, actually
if i was near a switch it means im the auction winner for it
it'd be stripped down and resold
👍
i think thats called breaking and entering since this is in a setting where you didnt do an auction
aka you go to jail
um
aka the world is saved
no
aka Good
im clearly for ITAD.
:)
im a contractor
wannabe*
no
your just a customer on govdeals
i LITERALLY do contracts
or gsdgad or whatever its called
ive BEEN to their offices.
they told me deltaslop is the reason trump has made all those bad deicisons
he thought the boss fights were too hard
who the fuck has said that
ill get the guy who killed kirk on them
Well You Disrespected Deltarune
what
what does that have to do with assasinating you ||/j for qsoc since you mfs cant take a joke||
im gonna be honest they're still gonna prob delete these for just saying kirk
redditors HATE deltaslop
oh my fucking god 😭
not a real community
nor is bayachao
they're at least smarter than your bayachaoslop
umm
uhmm
terminated
54 weekly visitors..
LOOK
ALL OF THE BAYACHAO FANS ARE JAPANESE
!!!
she acknowledged the US like
once
with poor english
SO ARE DELTARUNE FANS (a good majority)
"a good majority"
TOBY LITERALLY LEARNT JAPANESE TO COORDINATE WITH THE DEV TEAM BETTER
your community is WOKE AMERICAN CHILDREN.
AND EVEN ADDED TRANSLATIOS
toby wishes he was japanese.
(unironically though)
maybe
not for bayachao though
thats for sure
he will never switch
ass
ちゃお腐食
worse
hi atp...
ちゃお~ん
ちゃおちゅる
down with bayachao
and also unfortunately a helldivers player
sorry video games cause violence
its proven
helldivers does not claim him
100%
thats what I was worried about
waita re people really bringing that back up agian
oh my god bruh it was just a podcaster
yes, yes they are
media?
news outlets
right
i mean im thinking about the other monopoly i know of, eyewear
only like 2 or 3 companies control practically all of it
is there a monopolyu there??
yeah
As my fellow four-eyes will know, buying new glasses can be an expensive undertaking. The fanciest frames at LensCrafters often sell for $400-500. Holding those little assemblages of glass, metal, and plastic that cost $25-50 to make in your hand, you might wonder how exactly you were roped into paying [...]
I thought there are many different frames
I mean frames are ridiculously expensive
but like I swear theres tons of companies making them
oh all the brands use the same supplier
well im pretty sure the business *is like
bruh
you have a ton of small companies, but really, they're all owned by the same conglomerate
the same thing happens with food too
like pepsico
anyways blah blah blah monopolies scary blah blah we'll probably never fix them unless we get a REALLY big change in government blah blah
theres also the one with telecommunications but there is actually a few smaller companies in between the big, so i don't really know how bad it is there
no
but they are heavily integrated with the government ye
but technically a private company
i know they have a sort of everything app
like the thing elon wants to make for no reason
wechat is so dominant in china
you literally cannot find a single person
with a phone
without wechat
you chat on wechat, you send money on wechat, you pay with wechat pay
everything wechat
is there any issues with using other apps
issues? wdym
like if you were to use an alternative payment provider like ... apple pay (or whatever the alternative is there if they dont have it)
would you face any issues or
just convenience
oh
has wechat ever gone down before
鸿蒙
dude imagine having 1.4 billion users
i could be really immature here about its name
wut
i can't imagine actually
the US only has maybe 1/3 of the population you have
weeweecha-
right
you have to live it to understand it I think
like
let me put it this way
ill stop talking now
have yall encountered homeless (or not) people on the steet asking for money
no ur fine I was just confused
in the US I mean
very very rarely
rlly
well
u must live in a good aera
i dont go outside
aera wth
im cooked
area
right ok
so lets just pretend then
whenever I see someone asking for money, I rarely ever have any cash on me
so if I have food I usually give them food
in china though
that person asking for money
they will have a wechat pay QR code
and there is 0 excuse for you not to give money now
😭
so you guys just
and everyone knows this
no it wasnt funny anyways 😭
essentially have your bank account ready on the go wherever and for whomever
yup
wow okay
and all u do is just scan QR code
and type in number
so stores will have their wechat pay account QR code printed out
or on a placard
you just scan pay and go
this is the same for a street vendor too
any random street vendor
they will have a QR code
you just scan pay and go
its universal
one second hold this
汉语
漢語
and its so universal everywhere across the entire nation
that you don't need to even bring a credit card
or any cards
bring your phone and thats it
you will never encounter a situation that needs a card
wow tencent HQ looks sick
just remembered
im probably not gonna get a card anytime soon
i just use paypal linked to my bank account
and tap to pay?
the main difference between the tap to pay in the US
and the tap to pay in china
is that in the US, its still backed/tied to your bank account/card
i havent gotten a situation where i needed to use tap to pay, i just use online transactions (due to the aforementioned "no outside" ...)
oh
right
no fees though..!!!!
cmon atp u gotta go outside some more
except for conversion
theres lots to experience
well not anything cool here
not even like saying u should exercise or whatever
theres just so much cool stuff out there
i DO go outside just fyi
but thats only cause i started doing contracts
which means i need to be on the move from office to office
yea but like how often do u go to a national reserve or whatever
or like a state park
ive been to all of them
wait rlly
... as a child
oh
military let us visit them all at no cost
thats cool
unfortunately i don't have the card that lets me do that anymore
tragic
soo ill just have to revisit them when i can whenever
but visiting government offices is cool for now..
like dont get me wrong i DO want to travel...
its fun to get out there and live in it
but can't rn due to finance
I mean there are still stuff you can do
thats not pricy
road trips aren't particularly pricy either
do you count 300 mile drives every week as a road trip
do u do that??
offices are far away
no lol
oh
i have to reimburse my mom like $1000
yes
do you have your permit
i have an ID...
drivers permit
only an id
or provisional license
huh
you should get one
its freeing
to drive by yourself
just anywhere
well yeah but like
id still need an extra car
(or renting a uhaul i guess (since these are massive auctions), but driving that feels scary)
can always drive parents car
she always takes it for work
and govt offices are open during workdays only
now if i somehow made a few thousand dollars and convinced my mom to let me auction for a car...
maybe..
its at my moms aunts house
oh lol what
i dont know about its legal status to drive
huh wdym
cause its a weird situation im not very informed about
oh like registration or something?
he's dead
that could be a good idea though
it's one of those small mini cooper cars
so it's gotta have good mpg on it
but id need like a trailer if i wanted it for contracting...
honestly might get into logistics if i cant get a job in programming since it seems cool
and i have a little experience with it now (albeit clumsy)
neat
i swear to god if i get another university email
i dont even know how they found mine
is that your fucking mom 😭
ooo go to college oo....
oooo who cares about the military....
rare moment of me agreeing with you
self diagnosed with autism (didnt i already do this)
Wdym didnt I already do this
Are u saying im autistic 😭
Weirdo..
your worse.
No.
I read everything as math after studying for 5 hours straight
A^2 has cooked refactor a^2 refactor
Bought it from ur school
But I have 4 different email accounts 😭
My new school literally had it written in small text in the middle of a rulebook that they would sell our parents emails 😭
GSA?
What if I just go teach English instead?
cause that’s what everyone does…
learn Japanese, go to Japan, teach English for 2 years so you can live there, get broke cause they pay you next to nothing, idk what comes after…
day 1 of aerastos english class...
First day of Python be like
I despise Python formatting with my soul
my codev is attempting to port a mod (rsgauges) rn
and the developer (and 1.20 porter) of the mod kinda suck at coding
i think it's cause they were new when they began writing it
but i don't know
If only Minecraft wasn’t confined to the JVM…
invested? in what way
maybe they are just better
well, it isnt
is*
and you don't have the skills to understand it yet
it isn't
thats like looking at the work of god as a peasant
you can write your own client and server now
you think it is terrible but really it is awesome
the protocol is freely documented
wait what
since what version
every
err spec version 1.0 I'd guess
???? Interesting
did you not know that?
No lol
another feature of the JVM is that by default all programs are basically open source wether you like it or not, if you distrubte it as a JAR
so its very easy to just decompile minecraft and look at its protocol
thats not open source
Anyways I should write a Minecraft mod that provides some kind of framework for another language like Rust to be used….
thats source available with some effort
(open source)
no
yes
open source has a contract
no
source available has no contract
basically a Rust FFI layer to Minecraft functions
yes it is
nor is it even source available
cuz you have to decompile
which means its not source available
okay but decompiling is subjective
wut
im not wrong.
to be fair
see ya later alligator
if you have a decompilation that is so good its basically identical to the source code
that is BASICALLY open source
class files leave enough paper trails in each to give you that information
that already exists btw
ok but thats not open source
its basically open source.
that is "you can decompile it and view the decompiled code"
okay but the decompiled code is virtually identical to the source code
ok but with open source you normally are allowed (via a license) to freely modify and redistribute the source code even for commercial use (depending on the license)
source available just means that you can view the source but may not be able to do anything outside of that
its pointless to debate this but what aera said is the point I am trying to make
wait we were debating
like if you took decompiled Minecraft class files, modified them a little, and sold it, Mojang would sue you to hell and back
false
That’s not open source
dunno
kinda
not in a hostile way
but kinda a debate nonetheless
#1264496483957346346 message already exists under a commonly used modding technique called mixins
its dynamic so its not like its repackaging the game in its entirety, but it still does do what you say...
(although selling mods is against the EULA i think?)
(i think)
#1264496483957346346 message ALSO resuming onto here...
if you want i can give you the mod that uses rust code
sure
unfortuantely its not open source because of the modders stupid decisions
and it leaves in a bunch of their user paths
Lame
imo its kinda dumb since you just make it a little harder for yourself to write your mod
and by design you're limiting yourself to an architecture/os
but oh well
but you’re using an infinitely better and faster language :3
not better and not faster*
proof?
counterproof?
uhm JVM warmup time :3
anyways as to this…I think the dynamic modification of files may be treated differently since you’re still ultimately running Mojang’s stuff, versus someone decompiling Minecraft and then selling it
open source (license-dependent) would allow you to take the pre-compiled source code and freely modify and distribute it
whatever the case legal stuff is stupid
like what happened with them that everyone is going on and on about them online
いなばや CHAOちゅ~る
I am the guy dropping the brick. The rat is Kotlin, and Ada, and Bayachao.