💽Programming Chat v2

[rustic vine]

wut

[spare quartz]

they are all usable... it does not matter if i do not find a seller

or yes

a buyer

thanks harry

[flint belfry]

buyer*

i meant buyer

[flint belfry]

isn't the goal to make money from these though

[rustic vine]

atp should find a broker for this sale

[spare quartz]

maybe maybe not

[rustic vine]

the goal is to become a tech hoarder

congrats atp

[spare quartz]

its still $6,000 worth of items for, again, a fraction of the cost, some of which i do ultimately intend to keep for however long they continue to work

[rustic vine]

you've done your duty honorably

[flint belfry]

like if you don't find any buyers then you haven't made a return profit
unless you do, then you get 6000
aka the problem no longer exists

but im just like

doubtful any buyer will

not to demotivate you or anything

[rustic vine]

I will

no

I will

[spare quartz]

kade ive already found a seller

[rustic vine]

which is me

[spare quartz]

harry

[rustic vine]

u mean buyer btw

[flint belfry]

wasn't that elevatorz though

[spare quartz]

yes harry

do you want to buy a 500 GB SSD card from the US CBP

lightly used

[rustic vine]

err

is it m.2?

[spare quartz]

yes

[flint belfry]

you only got them to buy since you knew them personally so

[rustic vine]

what model is it

or is it white label

[spare quartz]

one second

let me get it

[flint belfry]

they do lose their value eventually keep in mind

[spare quartz]

computers are not cars

they will not lose their values for years

[rustic vine]

they will lose their value overnight because I will invent the FIRST consumer quantum computer

[spare quartz]

Micron 2250 512 GB

sorry

2550

this text is really small

its in the form factor of a like, square

[rustic vine]

wait this is hella new too

[rustic vine]

wait this is a modern ssd

wth

[spare quartz]

i need to format it before reselling it due to the contents within but if you want it...

[rustic vine]

huh

like ur own files?

[spare quartz]

its from the us cbp

its encrypted

[rustic vine]

they didn't wipe to NIST standards??

or not at all???

[spare quartz]

no

[rustic vine]

bra

[spare quartz]

they just left it in the computers they sold to me

[flint belfry]

my sgi mainframe which originally costed $250,000 and now goes for around $4000 (i found it in a computer store for 50 dollars) is a perfect example of your claim being incorrect atp
computers are more expensive when they're new and then lose value over time
it's what they can do and the technology that matters

[rustic vine]

thats goated

someone boutta get fired for that

[spare quartz]

i think you also do not realize how things are relative

[rustic vine]

just wipe it ye

I'd rather it be wiped

what are the power on hours?

[spare quartz]

oki doki

[flint belfry]

what

[rustic vine]

and err

total reads

total writes

[spare quartz]

ill need to plug it in to my pc to read off SMART

[rustic vine]

would u be willing to do that

[spare quartz]

but are you actually interested in it? just in case i need to prep it

[rustic vine]

I would lowk be interested

lemme look into this ssd a little more

[spare quartz]

let me plug it in, and if you want you could give me a cost you'd be willing to pay for

since its so small the shipping costs are probably also minimal too...

[rustic vine]

so whats weird is

is this product meant for b2b

[spare quartz]

b2b line?

[rustic vine]

sorry I wrote that weird

edited

[spare quartz]

im unsure

i just know it was in use by the US CBP as the computers they gave me were HWIDed to microsoft for CBP, and they just left it in..

[rustic vine]

its not a product line I am familiar with from micron

and I can't rlly find too much info on it

[spare quartz]

and contractually, it's my property now, so you don't need to worry about anything national security wise (as long as its wiped)

okay restarting now

[rustic vine]

yea im just confused cuz I've never seen this series from micron

[spare quartz]

okay pc restarted

time to get smart

OOPS

thats my SSD

[rustic vine]

damn nice drive

7tb read 15tb written

pretty light

[rustic vine]

ok so

I forgot this was micron branded directly

crucial is their b2c brand

so yeah its made for OEMs

[spare quartz]

i see

[rustic vine]

looks like its actually pretty solid

is yours m.2 2280?

[rustic vine]

mainly targetted at laptops

[spare quartz]

2280 is the form factor, right?

[rustic vine]

or... I think it'll be nice to have in a laptop cuz its power consumption is like tiny

ye

[spare quartz]

if so, no, this is what it looks like

(different label obv)

[rustic vine]

o its tiny

diff label?

OEM label?

[spare quartz]

photo from ebay but looks like this

[rustic vine]

and 512gb instead

[spare quartz]

yeah

i would take a photo but i cant do that without unplugging it and having to restart once more...

unless you accept a crappy motherboard shot

here

[rustic vine]

that is an A key m.2 right

nvm it has to be

[spare quartz]

looks like

[rustic vine]

wait

I dunno if its A or M

o its M

[spare quartz]

im not sure how to tell the keys apart but it basically fits on any PC M.2 storage slot

it works on my optiplex and my main pc

[rustic vine]

nah I totally forgot

but one of the main reasons I was/am interested is cuz

well

ok one option for this ssd for me is I need a small form factor

m.2 ssd

but I totally forgot it needs to be A+E key

which literally doesn't exist

so thats awesome

[spare quartz]

is there a way to convert between the keys?

[rustic vine]

lol yea cut the contacts off

[spare quartz]

😭

[rustic vine]

@spare quartz ok gimme a sec

since I can't use it for that earlier

imma look at a few other places

see if it would be useful

[spare quartz]

monitor

[rustic vine]

are u asking me if I want a monitor

[spare quartz]

umm

maybe

[rustic vine]

LOL

[spare quartz]

monitors are probably a lot harder to ship though (at least individually)

meanwhile this m.2 could be shipped in a letter

[rustic vine]

where r u again

san antonio

[spare quartz]

san antonio tx 78223

[rustic vine]

is that like

basically houston

NVM its far

[spare quartz]

houston is i think ~100 miles northeast

[timid quartz]

You have siblings???

[spare quartz]

yes

[rustic vine]

are u uhhh

[spare quartz]

i do not like her.

[rustic vine]

closer to houston

or erm

closer to the other side

[spare quartz]

wdym

[rustic vine]

which side of san antonio u live on

[rustic vine]

oh like

u live in the city

not like outskirts

[spare quartz]

a few dozen miles outside yes

[rustic vine]

ok but basically the same time

[spare quartz]

outside 🪦

[rustic vine]

as houston to san antonio downtown

[spare quartz]

i suppose

[rustic vine]

ok

[spare quartz]

the exact address is 10607 Green Timber Dr

[rustic vine]

I ask cuz I might be in houston early next year

bruh

[spare quartz]

the post office is 10 minutes away to the northwest

[rustic vine]

or erm

not early

like april

[timid quartz]

Read your DMs

[rustic vine]

I have dms??

[timid quartz]

From me yes

[rustic vine]

when??

I must've missed

[spare quartz]

that's fine, i won't have a use for this SSD when i image it so i'll find somewhere to store it

[timid quartz]

You’ve been dead for like 1.5mo

[spare quartz]

@flint belfry Monitor

🖥️

[flint belfry]

What

[spare quartz]

Monitor ..

[spare quartz]

this is where i live btw

[flint belfry]

i can't believe you got your photo taken by alamy 🥰🥰🥰

[spare quartz]

thx

their my friedn

correction *

[rustic vine]

ok I'll get back to u

about the ssd

if you find a buyer that gives u an offer feel free to sell it

or if you wanna lmk and see if I want to counteroffer or whatever

thats chill too

no need to hold onto it for me basically if u get an offer

[spare quartz]

okie dokie

first and foremost

[flint belfry]

I Still Have More

[spare quartz]

im gonna contact 1000000 more ITAD companies to ask if they'll want any of my monitors

since they have to take me seriously now

@timid quartz new bayachao news dropped

bayachao has a little sister and their name is ... ちゃお

[timid quartz]

She has stopped making art and has moved out to the countryside-

Awww

Good for her but too bad she didn’t get off the internet entirely

[spare quartz]

AND

[timid quartz]

Wait little sister or daughter??

[spare quartz]

shes making her little sister play devil connection

[spare quartz]

妹, younger sister

[timid quartz]

Would guess her parents would be too old to have kids

But I guess not

[spare quartz]

i mean

it doesnt imply they're super different in age

they could just be a year apart

[timid quartz]

Oh I thought like

One was born lol

[spare quartz]

😭

shes making her infant sister play devil connection??

actually no thats how bayachaos are made

[timid quartz]

LOL

[timid quartz]

idk when she’s older???

[spare quartz]

妹ちゃおに目の前ででびコネテストプレイしてもらってる🥳

heres the full sentence if you wanna interpret it yourself

[flint belfry]

dess holiday

[spare quartz]

Really deltarune fan?

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1967051748088181062

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[spare quartz]

i just did my first adulting ..

uhhmmm umhhhu hh

savings... money... ???

[flint belfry]

your what

[timid quartz]

妹ちゃお - I think ちゃお is used instead of ちゃん as a term of endearment
(に)目の前で - sister is doing something "before (bayachao's) own eyes"
でびコネテストプレイして - devil connection test play
もらってる - this structure means that her sister is doing her a favor by test playing devil connection

all together: "my sister is (doing me a favor by) test-playing devil connection in front of me"

[spare quartz]

all-in-all it means that bayachaos little sister should engage in leaking and put the beta copy of the game online

[timid quartz]

sure whatever

also grammatical note

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/1184019611209957436/horse.gif?ex=658a7331&is=6577fe31&hm=05ffc4f1647bd255a718e451969ed7063a491a36f9f3c25ede1e81d0b6e3c764&

[timid quartz]

に is used instead of は or が for her sister because the sentence structure of もらう marks the giver with に

so her sister is giving her the favor of the test play

[spare quartz]

i s ee

one moment

[timid quartz]

0 moments

[spare quartz]

AERA

PAYPAL ME .. $800

!

evil idea

i should buy more computers

[timid quartz]

❌

[spare quartz]

yeeeeeees

[rustic vine]

@spare quartz https://gsaauctions.gov/auctions/preview/340877

fire truck for 1k?? or am I missing something here

[spare quartz]

oh yeah no thats the real price

you have to move it yourself by the deadline of 10 days from sale

[rustic vine]

is it driveable??

even the inside looks mint

that literally looks new

[spare quartz]

its up to you to schedule an inspection and see, sometimes they'll tell you directly if its broken, other times not

the GSA fleet vehicles website sell cars with condition reports

a lot more expensive though

[rustic vine]

would that be legal to drive??

[spare quartz]

yes

[rustic vine]

or I guess you would have to figure that out

wth

thats bonkers

[spare quartz]

you just need a license/plate and the vehicle needs to be road legal

[rustic vine]

what do they do if nobody wants to like err

nobody bids in 4 days

or is the 1k already someones bid

[spare quartz]

they dispose of it

[rustic vine]

damn

[rustic vine]

oh

[spare quartz]

there are 2 bidders, but they haven't reached the reserve

[rustic vine]

reserve is like the min bet?

[spare quartz]

the reserve price is a price the government employee can set before the bids can actually be awarded

the price is hidden until it is reached

[rustic vine]

why is it hidden

[spare quartz]

ask gsa

[rustic vine]

well like

is there a logical reason

[spare quartz]

but generally a lot of bids dont have reserves

only very high value ones

[spare quartz]

im not sure

[rustic vine]

oh ok

dang I want a fire truck for 1k

it literally looks new wth

[spare quartz]

oh wtf

that truck is being sold by NASA

okay then ..

[rustic vine]

wut

[rustic vine]

oh huh

well it looks like an

airport fire truck

with the paint scheme

so maybe nasa airfield fire truck??

[spare quartz]

Repairs may be required and parts may be missing. All prospective bidders are STRONGLY RECOMMENDED TO PERFORM A PHYSICAL INSPECTION BEFORE BIDDING!!

[rustic vine]

oh ok ic

[spare quartz]

NOTE #2: This is all the information provided by NASA Ames Research. Please perform physical inspection to ascertain a more complete picture of the condition of the interested item.

[rustic vine]

thats so cool

I wonder what the reserve is

[spare quartz]

the funny thing about GSA is that

[rustic vine]

prolly crazy expensive

but imagine getting a fire truck for 1k

[spare quartz]

they're supposed to provide "market prices" for the stuff they're reselling

[rustic vine]

thats actually troll

[spare quartz]

but generally a lot of the stuff is undersold

like hundreds of computers for a few hundred bucks

i suppose its balanced out by the competitive nature of bidding though

GSA lets bidders set proxy bids that only scale up to their maximum when someone else tries outbidding

they also do (img)

offline contracts

[rustic vine]

can u see like what it sells for

eventually

[spare quartz]

where you rent out a warehouse for them and process stuff like scrap metal for the contract time

[rustic vine]

I wanna know how much the fire truck goes for

[spare quartz]

https://gsaauctions.gov/auctions/auctions-list?page=1&size=50&searchType=ALL_WORDS&status=closed&sort=auctionEndDateSoon,DESC&advanced=false

all closed auctions are public

[rustic vine]

ok bet

imma watch this fire truck auction

4 days 20 hours

[spare quartz]

i want an industrial fan 💔

[rustic vine]

prolly gets TERRIBLE mileage tho

but like... its a fire truck

[spare quartz]

should also note one more thing

auctions are only placed after the item in question has been turned down by other federal agencies or public buildings

so i guess nobody else wanted a fire truck...

borrring

[rustic vine]

rip

SPACE LAB???

[spare quartz]

stupid employee thats literally a screenshot

[rustic vine]

WORKSTATION, Space Lab general purpose, Mfr. Ames Research Center, used for conducting general laboratory operations aboard the Space Shuttle supporting biological experiments biosampling microbiological experiments and served as a closed environment for containment while routine equipment repair or other inflight operations were performed, can accommodate laboratory equipment & instruments required for life sciences investigations, self-contained apart from power data & cooling interfaces, 172 tall, est. wt.: 1500 lbs.

huuuuuuh???

[spare quartz]

oh yeah a lot of specialized stuff is also sold

including but obv not limited to medical lasers, ocsilloscopes, testing equipment, etc.

[rustic vine]

space shuttle space lab at an affordable price??

[spare quartz]

and ventilators sure why not

[rustic vine]

why is

a pen going for 500

[spare quartz]

what pen

[rustic vine]

wait there are no bidders

mont blanc pen jfk

[spare quartz]

can you send the lot

[rustic vine]

https://gsaauctions.gov/auctions/preview/340623

[spare quartz]

Pen, MB JFK special edition white metal banded black resin ballpoint pen with engraved JFK initials.

i guess its a collectors item

[rustic vine]

huh

OHHHH THAT JFK

lol??

[spare quartz]

would you like this one..

sold for $2,026.00...

[rustic vine]

???

why

[spare quartz]

idk lol..

this is the inside of it..

[rustic vine]

wut

who is buying that for 2k

[rustic vine]

the engine is wrecked

WAIT THERE ARE PLANES??

AND HELICOPTERS??

[spare quartz]

yees

[rustic vine]

they really be selling everything

[spare quartz]

in fact theres a plane selling near me

[rustic vine]

how is that legal

can u just own

[spare quartz]

its for scrap though

[rustic vine]

a military heli

wth

[spare quartz]

yeah

[rustic vine]

can u fly that

[spare quartz]

they strip it of all of the bad parts

[rustic vine]

fly in that

oh

[spare quartz]

but if you make it air worthy

sure

[rustic vine]

I guess u get no guns

wait

peak

[spare quartz]

only $300

steal ..

[rustic vine]

1994

its in NY

[spare quartz]

my codev lives in ny

gonna tell him to park it for me

[rustic vine]

loool who is bidding on this..

[spare quartz]

probably a caretaker??

[rustic vine]

adult diapers??

[spare quartz]

like

[rustic vine]

oh I guess maybe a caretaker of an adult

[spare quartz]

for elderly people..

[rustic vine]

yeaaa

genius

goated

[spare quartz]

why tf they selling a scroll 😭

btw so many of the offices with a waiting area just have a picture of trump hanging on the wall

the ONLY building not to have one was an office building for the govt employees only

[rustic vine]

lol

so um

https://gsaauctions.gov/auctions/preview/340671

is this a computer

or just a case

I can't tell

[spare quartz]

most likely the actual computer

[rustic vine]

but whats inside?

[spare quartz]

inspect to find out

[rustic vine]

oh

bruh

they are lazy

[spare quartz]

true

[rustic vine]

ohhhhh camel under tree for 200

[spare quartz]

a lot of the employees might be more technically illiterate than you expect for the item

[rustic vine]

thats what I've been looking for this entire time

[spare quartz]

mainly cause they're just trying to dispose of it rather than using it

[rustic vine]

lol??

[spare quartz]

i have my eyes on this printe r...

[rustic vine]

u know I saw

a lot of like

a whole pallet of toner

[spare quartz]

WHAT

[rustic vine]

yea

misc toner cartridges

on a pallet

LOL

[spare quartz]

that ends tomorrow.. be quick..

[rustic vine]

130 cisco equipment

[spare quartz]

send that to kade......

its really unfortunate they dont do shipping

cause theres a bunch of cool server equipment but its thousands of miles away

[rustic vine]

wait

HUH

[spare quartz]

huh

[rustic vine]

130 WIRELESS APs??

wthhhhhhh

[spare quartz]

how much

[rustic vine]

no bidders

[spare quartz]

well the initial bid

[rustic vine]

100

[spare quartz]

oh wow

less than a dollar for each...

[rustic vine]

it says

"usable"

[spare quartz]

operational but may not be in good cosmetic shape

[rustic vine]

ye they are scuffed a little

goated

LOL followed immediately by

[spare quartz]

yooo us army generator

[rustic vine]

its camo

so u can hide it

from HOA

ok enough wasting time on this

these r funny tho

the wut

[spare quartz]

oh wait

i dont think i can post that gif

[rustic vine]

no u cant

they got me last time

for posting an epstein one

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-embed-rescue-helicopter-rescue-gif-24380040

[spare quartz]

thats what blood pressure cuffs are called?????

[rustic vine]

wait

huh

https://gsaauctions.gov/auctions/preview/340573

is this the rack and everything inside??

wth is even in there???

and its 46 bucks???????

[spare quartz]

most likely

you've found one of those really good auctions

but too far away to be of any use

[rustic vine]

LOOOOL LOOK AT THE STORAGE

[spare quartz]

unfortunately it has 2 days left and 2 bidders

meaning its quite competitive

[rustic vine]

46 BUCKS

??????????????

[spare quartz]

there might be a proxy bid you can't see!

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

did someone say servers

[rustic vine]

the government rlly just tryna make getting rid of stuff someone else's job

[spare quartz]

yeah thats the whole point of GSA

PLUS

if you dont remove it they'll charge you even more

[rustic vine]

or for 40 bucks u can get

[spare quartz]

HEY THATS NEAR ME

i dont want a table though

[rustic vine]

table, restaurant style, square (36"), Interion (Mahogany)

[spare quartz]

actaully why would the govt have a resturant table

[rustic vine]

wth

TWENTY ONE PRINTERS

FOR 40 BUCKS

[spare quartz]

where..

[rustic vine]

2 BUCKS A PRINTER

WHAAAAT

[rustic vine]

OMAHA, NE

[spare quartz]

oh damnmmit

:<

[rustic vine]

loooool

21 lexmark printers

[spare quartz]

the worst part is

those printers probably still have paper and toner inserted

💔

[rustic vine]

dang idt any are near me

tragic

some of those are actual steals

[spare quartz]

you can search by zip code and range

just make sure to factor in gas cost + your cars milage since they might be a ways away

[rustic vine]

lol u can get

60 blenders

for 25 bucks

[spare quartz]

💪

[rustic vine]

in case you wanted to multithread your blending

[spare quartz]

if you have $500 kade..

get a courier service to move that server to you..

[rustic vine]

atp they got

all the most interesting things

near u

[spare quartz]

i saw yeah

i dont have any where to put partitions though

too many monitors

[flint belfry]

even if i did want it it would probably use 240v or some weird plug

[spare quartz]

just use your washer plug

[flint belfry]

also idrather buy more sgi hardware

[spare quartz]

boooooring

think about all the hard drives thoguh

[flint belfry]

my room thats on the second floor and the washroom thats across the house on the first floor:

[flint belfry]

atp

i have 40tb of redundant storage

[spare quartz]

extension cord:

[rustic vine]

there are literally 0 auctions in GA btw

[flint belfry]

i do NOT need more drives

[spare quartz]

you need more kade

[flint belfry]

I HAVE

TOO MUCH

STORAGE

[spare quartz]

you need more.

[flint belfry]

ATP I AM LITERALLY GIVING IT TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS FOR FREE

THAT IS HOW MUCH I HAVE

[spare quartz]

kade you need mor

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/burning-eyes-deltarune-eram-kris-shelter-gif-5178358078453361936

[rustic vine]

how can u do this yet tell atp how to sell her stuff

[spare quartz]

TRUE

[flint belfry]

i have a job

or well had one for summer

UNLIKE HER

[spare quartz]

YOU GOT FIRED

[rustic vine]

so u dont have a job

[spare quartz]

!!

[flint belfry]

also im not telling her how to sell her stuff im just concerned

[spare quartz]

concerned over what.

[flint belfry]

it was a summer job
and im about to get an internship so

[rustic vine]

intern deez

got u

[flint belfry]

on how much money your spending when you always complaian about like you being broke 😭

[flint belfry]

Ok!

[rustic vine]

I guess congrats tho

[spare quartz]

Hi @ATPStorages,

We noticed your personal access token (classic) "NX5" with admin:enterprise, admin:gpg_key, admin:org, admin:org_hook, admin:public_key, admin:repo_hook, admin:ssh_signing_key, audit_log, codespace, copilot, delete:packages, delete_repo, gist, notifications, project, repo, user, workflow, write:discussion, write:network_configurations, and write:packages scopes will expire in about 3 hours.

i have $150 kade

im fine.

[flint belfry]

welllll it depends on how it goes but im most liekly going to get something

not at my school though because fuck the county

[spare quartz]

ultimately though im gonna transfer like $900 when i have enough money back to my mom

since im technically in "debt"

[flint belfry]

oh my fucking god

[spare quartz]

to HER stupid

not to anyone else

[flint belfry]

NOT A GOOD THING REGARDLESS

SMH

[spare quartz]

AND IF I MAKE IT BACK?..

[flint belfry]

then thats a good thing

[spare quartz]

unrealized something something

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-jackenstein-the-orville-cigarettes-your-taking-too-long-gif-14550997655119735694

[spare quartz]

wait

[spare quartz]

oh noooo

im an investor 💔

[timid quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/608350433508851732/1416344238810988645/hl2beat.mp4?ex=68c87b1c&is=68c7299c&hm=20463b98e0b44e133bbfe14017213e796a66a8b0a356804d74d080efac777916&

[spare quartz]

101000230004991

[timid quartz]

laksjdhglkajsdhdglkjasdhdflkjahsdjklf

92304587091834750982134709852734

[spare quartz]

send me money aera sto .

[timid quartz]

0

[spare quartz]

it insists upon itself

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-itinsistsuponitself-gif-26249772

[spare quartz]

hold on

im this thing but i take money in and turn it into monitor

[flint belfry]

Has My Point Been Proven Yet

[spare quartz]

no

[flint belfry]

die

[spare quartz]

your point is bad.

[flint belfry]

i have a job you dont

[spare quartz]

i have monitors that cost less than a dollar

you do not.

[flint belfry]

i do actually

[spare quartz]

❌

[flint belfry]

and theyre much better quality than yours

[spare quartz]

❌

[flint belfry]

✔️

[spare quartz]

no proof

[timid quartz]

well neither of you (probably) have high functioning depression

[spare quartz]

no ITAD emails

[flint belfry]

AND theyre from dell

[timid quartz]

beat that

[spare quartz]

i do actually

and OCD too

i just dont talk about it cause i need more monitors

[spare quartz]

... mine are too? S:ob:

[flint belfry]

i do and almost had a complete mental breakdown in school when i was harrased by my classmates for the 12th time this year 😁

[timid quartz]

mm welll

[spare quartz]

its cause you need more monitor.....

[flint belfry]

and almost beat the shit out of a kid

[spare quartz]

💻

[flint belfry]

so

[timid quartz]

neither of you have uh........uhm...

[spare quartz]

fuck dude i love screens..

[flint belfry]

go on...

[spare quartz]

well you dont have GERD

beat THAT!!!

and also eye spasms but thats boring

[flint belfry]

i thought you said spamton eyes

im losing it holy shit

[spare quartz]

i could say something terrible but i dont think i should

[flint belfry]

maybe dont 😭

[spare quartz]

if you drink enough alcohol..

technically..

youll have one half of spamton eyes..

[flint belfry]

your eyes turn pink and yellow

[spare quartz]

(until you die of liver failure but shut up)

[flint belfry]

also you get to act like him for real

[spare quartz]

really deltarune fans?

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/sans-deltarune-toriel-ch4-chapter-4-gif-12168172294649938943

[spare quartz]

$5

[timid quartz]

wtf is that

also I bet neither of you have student debt

[spare quartz]

constant acid reflux

[timid quartz]

sounds lame

[spare quartz]

BOOOOORIINNNGGGG

just join the army bro

theyll remove your debt..

[flint belfry]

GO AWAY

[flint belfry]

i like how he could just do this and it would fuck over so much shit assuming people used the new kernel

[spare quartz]

LOL the last part wouldn't work out

the 99% of that 95% of network equipment would probably still be running on linux from 1730

[flint belfry]

YEAH

[pastel tinsel]

ipv6

[spare quartz]

its ok

we can use ipv5

[flint belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/604454981982093358/1365088321922928670/togif-23.gif

[flint belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1229559348238483540/1404164418480246834/image0-34.gif

[spare quartz]

government employees see this

and think

$5

[flint belfry]

yummy

[spare quartz]

English

Engrish

i cant believe its actually true

[wicked cliff]

ATP would probably embed a bayachao image into an executable

just saying

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz for your next project you should do steganography with bayachao images

[spare quartz]

Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you are trying to reach is not available.

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/pain-makemon-spin-microwave-bayachao-gif-14494625354291250922

[spare quartz]

WHY DID YOU SEND PAIN TWICE..

[timid quartz]

Discord mobile bug

Sending gifs twice

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-meme-trunk-monkey-car-gif-18744524

[timid quartz]

Anyways dewit

[spare quartz]

ugh.

i do not know how to do a "steg agna nathotthp y"

[timid quartz]

It’s encoding data in other nonsecret data

[spare quartz]

i know what it is .

[timid quartz]

So like encoding data in a bayachao image by manipulating the pixels

[spare quartz]

but it sounds hard .

[timid quartz]

So do. It

[spare quartz]

ho w

[timid quartz]

Figure it out

[spare quartz]

send me $800

[wicked cliff]

im gonna try to embed this into my custom CPU's executable file (it has to be compressed since we only have 65KB of memory and this image is 70KB)

[timid quartz]

I’m not that rich

[spare quartz]

send me

... $1 ?

[timid quartz]

I’m not that rich

[spare quartz]

send me ...

[timid quartz]

Send you where…

[spare quartz]

to saitama japan ....

[timid quartz]

That will cost at least $2500, no

[spare quartz]

SIGH

apply for a loan.

[wicked cliff]

so now this image is 13.5 KB which will happily fit into our executable file

[spare quartz]

or a job . actuall y you're already doing that

[timid quartz]

No you do it

[spare quartz]

well... im earning interest... so let me run a calculation..

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz embed this in every executable you make

[spare quartz]

sorry i dont make executables

[timid quartz]

embed it in every JAR you build

[spare quartz]

copyright

god damn

i forgot the equation for compound interesst

they taught me it in like 6th grade

[timid quartz]

Embed it in all of your libraries

[spare quartz]

alright

so

it will take me 66 years

before my current interest rate gives me that much money

time to wait..

[wicked cliff]

This is our finished executable. it only prints "Bayachao!" but the image is embedded

[spare quartz]

CHANGE OF PLANS

i need to be in futurama

[timid quartz]

Get better interest rate

Invest in stocks

[spare quartz]

5% is the best i have :<

ughhh

but stocks are basically gambling

[spare quartz]

my bad i misread the measurement

its 0.05%*

oh but its compounded monthly...

093249230410

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1148006246637637735/1194965357270683648/caption.gif

[wicked cliff]

"Local bars hate this trick"

[flint belfry]

@spare quartz https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
can you replicate this irl 🥰

[spare quartz]

no

[flint belfry]

fucking die

[spare quartz]

val UNSIGNED_INT: PrimitiveEndianIOLayout<UInt> = PrimitiveEndianIOLayout(
            { r -> r.u32() },
            { w, i -> TODO("W") }
        )

[flint belfry]

your io protocol sucks

dosent use pigeons

[spare quartz]

its not a protocol_

moron _

[flint belfry]

dosent matter _

doesnt use pigeons _

[flint belfry]

moltov

[spare quartz]

made JSON IOLayout-able..

that was a lot more difficult than i thought

[timid quartz]

You did what to JSON…

are we gonna have to call the cops

[spare quartz]

zzz so tired

can you just send kemono art

[timid quartz]

Nuh uh

[spare quartz]

pls

also this is what i did to make it work

[spare quartz]

i dont think its perfect but it works

[spare quartz]

接続済みの呼び出し先が一定の時間を過ぎても正しく応答しなかったため、接続できませんでした。または接続済みのホストが応答しなかったため、確立された接続は失敗しました。

[spare quartz]

( for good reason)

[umbral monolith]

why for good reason ms. government lady

[spare quartz]

because replacing a system that already works does not make sense when dealing with critical systems like financial institutions

especially if you dont know what you're doing (cough cough DOGE cough)

[umbral monolith]

true

i mean

i dont really care as long as it can be maintained

if you run out of maintainers then you're fucked

[spare quartz]

well such systems are also designed to last a very long time without anyone touching it

[umbral monolith]

my programming instructor's old company failed to find someone who could fix the Y2K problem

[spare quartz]

(you can see this with stuff like traffic light control boxes which are supposed to run for decades with almost no oversight)

[spare quartz]

programmer skill issue

the y2k problem wasn't even supposed to be bad since it's a flawed understanding of how computer time works

how could it possibly be realized

[umbral monolith]

technically true

[spare quartz]

actually on that topic

we have 13 years left before an actual problem might exist

[umbral monolith]

yup

[spare quartz]

32-bit computers are very rare though [now] so probably not too bad

[umbral monolith]

integer overflow

y2k part 2 electric boogaloo

[rustic vine]

Sure, but bitrot is still a thing

Maintainers are always going to be needed

[spare quartz]

just dont rot

[rustic vine]

So moving to newer technologies isnt without merit

[rustic vine]

Genius

[flint belfry]

trees before microbes:

[timid quartz]

MASSIVE ass tab

[lavish dove]

Add with carry
( Every cpu has)

Wait

I guess it is a problem

Oh 2038 is when it hits the signed limit

[spare quartz]

ys

[lavish dove]

I mean is that too big of a problem

[spare quartz]

for certain programs yes

[lavish dove]

If your fixing Y2K why would you make it signed

[spare quartz]

many languages don't have first class support for unsigned types

[lavish dove]

Oof

[spare quartz]

even stuff like PNG was designed around that

so if you're still using a 32-bit integer you're gonna run into a problem

[lavish dove]

Oof

[spare quartz]

decompiling is so hard...

[timid quartz]

Then do steganography

[spare quartz]

im writing crazy logic rn

[timid quartz]

write dumb logic

anyways GN nerds

[spare quartz]

https://youtu.be/Dq9uYeJQJd4

[spare quartz]

mbm mbbm

need to buy deep-cycle batteries... and an inverter... and a backpack that can hold 80 pounds of stuff inside it...

and also a NAS to put my hard drives in cause i cannot move those

[proud creek]

ur not gonna lift 80 pounds

[spare quartz]

what

I can lift 80 pounds on my back

Anyways I just got in Dallas after a 5 hour nap. It is time to pick up more monitors… and printers and barcode scanners

[timid quartz]

❌ your back will crumple like paper

[timid quartz]

You should have pointed the shiny part at you so you’d accidentally face leak /j

[spare quartz]

You now have less printers than me.

PEASANT!!!

also this scanner is from 1998 and takes in a serial port

what should I do with it

[timid quartz]

Fry it

[spare quartz]

No

[timid quartz]

Expose it to the internet

[spare quartz]

It’s a barcode scanner

[timid quartz]

Uhhh

Make a barcode generator and print barcodes

[spare quartz]

You do that.

[timid quartz]

And then uh…use them
For selling your monitors

[spare quartz]

And I can test your program.

[flint belfry]

Employment

[spare quartz]

Printer up or shut up

[flint belfry]

this is what he meant by big shot

[flint belfry]

the end is near

[spare quartz]

Well, he’s a goner

[spare quartz]

Now the real problem

How do I stack 4 printers vertically?

and also how do I connect 4 printers to my computer at once

[flint belfry]

how about you stack 4 job interviews

[spare quartz]

I’m going to pummel you with monitors

[flint belfry]

Good

[timid quartz]

shoulda been the knight lmfao

[spare quartz]

KEMONO ART

!!!!!

[timid quartz]

bad

[spare quartz]

WHAT

[timid quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvAW1qLPmBo

this is you

[spare quartz]

RACISM… CENSORSHIP…

[timid quartz]

LOL

GET OWNED

[spare quartz]

EXCUSE ME??

[timid quartz]

@QSOC !!!!

[spare quartz]

@QIAD

[timid quartz]

@YOURMOM

[timid quartz]

listen you know what I meant

[spare quartz]

Aera

[timid quartz]

I didn't mean it like that

[spare quartz]

Will you remember in 5 days?

[timid quartz]

no

[spare quartz]

The 21st night?

[timid quartz]

I won't remember you in 5 minutes :3

[spare quartz]

Of…

[timid quartz]

5 days is generous

[spare quartz]

sigh. You have no culture

[timid quartz]

ik what you were referencing

do you remember

[spare quartz]

no.

[timid quartz]

the 21st night of september

[spare quartz]

you are a white cis male.

no culture.

[timid quartz]

ur mom

[spare quartz]

my mom is a Hispanic cis woman.

mega culture.

[timid quartz]

0 culture

[spare quartz]

if only they were a chaolet

the only real culture

[timid quartz]

that would be negative culture

[spare quartz]

ちゃおレト

[timid quartz]

this is what I'm going to do to you

[spare quartz]

????

[timid quartz]

I think I switch to colemak dh full time now

:3

otherwise I'll keep forgetting where the keys are

bro dont

too soon

[spare quartz]

why would it be too soon

[timid quartz]

too soon

[spare quartz]

HOW

[timid quartz]

he was killed like

less than a week ago

[spare quartz]

okay well that’s enough time

[timid quartz]

no??

[spare quartz]

yes

[timid quartz]

I will ping qsoc

[spare quartz]

❌

what does QSOC even do

it’s not like it’s against the rules

[rustic vine]

well they gave me a warning

and deleted the msg

when I sent a meme abt epstein

[spare quartz]

Should I try and get 200 pound printers …

/ photocopeirs…

[pallid loom]

is it not known already who is in the files

the people desperately blocking it

[spare quartz]

sorta

we have the flight logs and hard proof Trump was definitely buds with Epstein

and every person trying to block the release is either already in it or complacent trying to uphold whatever facade MAGA is left with

[flint belfry]

finally this servers automod does something good for once 🥰🥰

[umbral monolith]

as aera told me: to represent dates before 1970

I wonder if they thought about this issue when designing the epoch

[spare quartz]

to be fair, you can do this w/o signing

for example the epoch on windows is 1601 (iirc)

you just need to move it back or change the units

[proud creek]

Hello

Am qsoc

Rule 3

[spare quartz]

not rule 3.

[proud creek]

Yes rule 3

[spare quartz]

you’re rule 3

[proud creek]

No

[spare quartz]

:<

[proud creek]

:3

[flint belfry]

YOUR DEPARTMENT SUCKS ! ! ||/j(h)||

[spare quartz]

||/srs(h)||

I got an idea. make a programming department.

[spare quartz]

another day another monitor

[timid quartz]

Ur just mad u have to follow rules

[flint belfry]

that dosent exempt you

now go fix your ass deparment

[timid quartz]

Ur just mad ur not in it

[spare quartz]

AERA IM FINALLY GOME..

[flint belfry]

i have better things in life to be doing then getting burnt out over a lego mall cop group

[timid quartz]

You’re gnome?

[spare quartz]

HOME!!

And I’ve successfully completed ALL of my contracts.

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/gnomed-gnome-youve-been-gnomed-gif-16782193

[flint belfry]

shes hated and inefficient so yes

[flint belfry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/1184019611209957436/horse.gif

stupid battery

[spare quartz]

Reminder that I will shove my computer and a lead acid battery in the same backpack in the future.

[flint belfry]

i hope it Explodes in your House

[timid quartz]

0xDEADC8A0

CLASS file magic should have been 0x00C0FFEE

[spare quartz]

0xCAFEBABE is better

[timid quartz]

And CLASS files use 0xCAFEBABE cause JVM programs are ALSO WAY TOO FAT!!!!!!!!

[timid quartz]

0x00C0FFEE -> OO coffee