💽Programming Chat v2

[timid quartz]

I do robotics in C++
I've had at least 4 classes that use C

[spare quartz]

(and JVM code is leaps and bounds over C AND Rust)

[timid quartz]

I'm overqualified.

[spare quartz]

okay but im an x86 processor developer

[timid quartz]

leaps and bounds under*

[spare quartz]

nope

[timid quartz]

yup

[spare quartz]

JVM code is superior

ALL computers in the future will actually be a JM (Java Machine)

[timid quartz]

pick one

[spare quartz]

none

[timid quartz]

not an option

pick 1 2 or 3

[spare quartz]

oh my god bruh

i dont even know what 2 is

[timid quartz]

just pick

[spare quartz]

4????

(chrome?)

[timid quartz]

type Your_Choice is range 1 .. 3;

[spare quartz]

SIGH.

FINE.

[timid quartz]

[timid quartz]

data harvesting browser

[spare quartz]

literally not

and im just refering to anything chromium based

[timid quartz]

oh...3 is chromium based

[flint belfry]

are you motherfuckers still arguing over jvm and rust

holy shit

[timid quartz]

1 and 3 are chromium based

2 is firefox based

[flint belfry]

i made a glass house joke and this is the result

[spare quartz]

yeah

now aera..

you could help me..

in making a browser..

but you need to be able to write kotlin.. (and use absolutely no libraries)

[spare quartz]

buy this for me kade

buy ittt

[flint belfry]

wtf is that

[spare quartz]

TCAS computer....

[flint belfry]

is that a old computer

[spare quartz]

buy it... for me..

[flint belfry]

idk what tcas is

[timid quartz]

https://spyware.neocities.org/articles/chrome

literally is

[spare quartz]

a TCAS computer is a flight computer for the Traffic Collision Avoidance System..

[flint belfry]

ooo are we shitting on chrome

count me in

[spare quartz]

bad site

[timid quartz]

everyone knows google chrome steals your data

[spare quartz]

0/10

[spare quartz]

guess we gotta switch platforms aera

[flint belfry]

atp you are not doing anything like that for a large ammount of time

[spare quartz]

the site said so

[spare quartz]

no..

[flint belfry]

MATR-

[spare quartz]

i need it on my car..

[timid quartz]

we should yes

[flint belfry]

can it guide you to the nearest job or walmart

[timid quartz]

let's go to Matrix

[spare quartz]

its for avoiding traffic you numbnuts,...

[spare quartz]

no

[flint belfry]

avoiding traffic on the way to get employed

[spare quartz]

lets switch to using telnet

[flint belfry]

yesssss let me mitm :)))

[spare quartz]

you dont even know what a mitm is

[flint belfry]

i know what the fuck man in the middle is atp

[spare quartz]

okay

do it

[flint belfry]

ive literally done it in a lab environment once

[spare quartz]

do it rn

[flint belfry]

gimmie network access

pls

[spare quartz]

on my pc.

[flint belfry]

plzzz

[spare quartz]

OK

[flint belfry]

tyyy

[spare quartz]

my router password is

[flint belfry]

:)))))))))

[timid quartz]

true except not encrypted

[spare quartz]

||PlaneDragonsAreSoFuckingFatDude||

[timid quartz]

but im not moving to telegram

requires identifying myself to you

[flint belfry]

and now im going to run a fork bomb on your router assuming it dosent run some shitty isp os
router terminated (until you reboot)

[timid quartz]

which i will never do

[spare quartz]

plsss

[timid quartz]

never

[spare quartz]

harry whats the rust user at your school

...

[flint belfry]

cant you just

make a fake email

and phone number

[spare quartz]

thankfully it runs BEG os

[flint belfry]

begging you to get a job

[timid quartz]

telegram is phone number lol

[flint belfry]

ok ill stop

[timid quartz]

you have to have a phone plan to get a phone number

[spare quartz]

you can hide it

[flint belfry]

textnow

or like

throwaway numbers

[flint belfry]

and that

[timid quartz]

those might be banned from telegram

[timid quartz]

what about...my name....

my face....

[spare quartz]

rename yourself

[flint belfry]

iirc theyre undetectable from even things like discord (ive used it on alt accounts)

[spare quartz]

they dont charge you for it

[spare quartz]

hidable

[timid quartz]

bro I got a phone plan for my Pixel so I could try daily driving it without my other phone

and I tried telegram

and it said my number was banned

[spare quartz]

LOL

[flint belfry]

wtf??????????????????

[spare quartz]

stop drug trafficking

the same thing happened to tz

[timid quartz]

lmfao

[flint belfry]

bad number placement ig

either you could ask for a new number or appeal

first option was probably the easiest

(maybe)

[timid quartz]

we should all move to simplex

[spare quartz]

wait wtf

i just realized i have tzs phone number

[flint belfry]

tf is simplex

[spare quartz]

😭😭😭

[timid quartz]

click link

[spare quartz]

terrible site

[flint belfry]

Interesting

[spare quartz]

not even interesting

lame

[timid quartz]

what if it ran on the jvm

[spare quartz]

it does not

and it probably uses libraries either way

meaning its terrible

[flint belfry]

YOUR TERRIBLE

[spare quartz]

you're*

[flint belfry]

is this even like more easier to set up than matrix

[spare quartz]

as we've seen from npm, libraries cannot be trusted.

[flint belfry]

you're going to get a pipebomb in the mail in ~2.5 days

[timid quartz]

there's no "self-hosting" really

so yeah

it's just an app

more akin to Signal

or Telegram

[spare quartz]

LOL thats rich

i have informed delivery

they would've told me by now

[timid quartz]

you will never get me on telegram

[spare quartz]

sendddd

sendddd it aeraaaa

[timid quartz]

❌

[timid quartz]

you're not learning my name and im not renaming myself

[spare quartz]

let me send 17,000 images..

why would you even use your real name on telegram..

[timid quartz]

cause I connect with people I know irl on telegram

[spare quartz]

no you dont......

[flint belfry]

wtf

sends something that's supposed to be more anonymous to matrix
not even self hostable

[flint belfry]

snh

[spare quartz]

privacy oriented programs are a scam anyways

[timid quartz]

anonymity is not dependent on self hostability

it is open source if you doubt what it's doing

[flint belfry]

i d still like to selfhost though not just for anonymity

[timid quartz]

hm https://simplex.chat/docs/server.html

maybe they do allow self hosting now

[flint belfry]

lol WHAT

onion address

jesus that's another step

[spare quartz]

EW!!!

nevermind!!!!

[timid quartz]

more private than matrix

[spare quartz]

don't we already know matrix leaks a ton of metadata anyways

[timid quartz]

yes

[spare quartz]

also ewww

simplex uses JSON for messages

[timid quartz]

it has Java in the name you should be happy

[spare quartz]

not related to the true java at all

[spare quartz]

also this marketing fluff is awful

and what do they mean by "dependence on dns"

[timid quartz]

you like fluff

[spare quartz]

on fluffy things.

not products.

[spare quartz]

everything is dependant on dns idiot it came with your ability to resolve domain addresses

[flint belfry]

not anything related to the message though

well

not like the message itself

just the sender receiver and some other shit

[spare quartz]

sounds like a lot for privacy...

[flint belfry]

i don't really mind that stuff btw but having it not exposed at all would be better

[flint belfry]

^

[spare quartz]

idiot.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1150242023761260564/1200590843589951609/conductor_we_have_a_problem.gif

im so mean now .

[timid quartz]

which is still pretty bad

[flint belfry]

i know but for my use case i don't really care but it's still be nice for it to not be leaking any meta data at all

[spare quartz]

mbmbmbm

i want pizza

[flint belfry]

i never said it was good

it's just i don't really care too much personally as long as my message content isn't leaked

[timid quartz]

Goverment: "Kade, even though we can't read the contents of your messages, we know you were communicating with the Matrix account of a known terrorist at times right before they committed an act of mass terror and weren't talking with them during the precise times that they were committing said act, so we know you were collaborating with them"

[spare quartz]

sigh. every privacy chat app is so dumbly designed

[timid quartz]

telegram is the worst of them

[spare quartz]

telegram is not for privacy

they know what they're doing

[flint belfry]

assuming that i were to do some stupid bullshit like that they wouldn't use their popular username on matrix

so even if they saw the username they would have no idea who tf it is

[timid quartz]

literally on their website

[flint belfry]

i say this because i talk to one of my friends on matrix and we both have different usernames than what we use online

[spare quartz]

that doesnt mean they're a privacy FOCUSED chat you doorknob.

it just means they have privacy "aspects" like the rest of these dumb chat apps

including discord

[timid quartz]

telegram is still for privacy

[spare quartz]

nope.

[timid quartz]

yep

[spare quartz]

nope.

[spare quartz]

also if a fed wanted a terrorists info so bad they could just

[flint belfry]

aren't there literally like illegal cartels or some shit on telegram

[spare quartz]

confiscate their computers and learn what username they went by

and connect you through that

[flint belfry]

at that point what good is metadata

???

[spare quartz]

not at all good?

thats why you dont want it leaked

[flint belfry]

ok so that has nothing to do with meta data

[spare quartz]

it does

the metadata contains who you spoke to and any additional events that went on

[flint belfry]

because aera said the point was it can identify me
if you have the other person's computer you can also use that to identify me

metadata does not matter at all for any additional information if you have the other person's computer

[spare quartz]

it does..

because where is metadata stored...

metadata is not an ethereal entity......

[spare quartz]

and yes but again that doesnt mean they're a privacy app

it just means they have aspects OF one

[flint belfry]

atp
if the metadata shows i was talking to XYZ
and then the government has XYZ's computer prior to the meta data
why tf would the meta data be useful
they can just go into matrix and see i was talking to XYZ since they have XYZs computer

if the argument is metadata can show who im talking to and you have that person's computer metadata doesn't matter at that point if you have their physical pc

[spare quartz]

? your second and third points are nonsensical

[flint belfry]

like read this

[timid quartz]

your second and third words are nonsensical

[flint belfry]

ok what are your points then

[spare quartz]

they use the metadata to see the username the person is under

they dont just "know the username"

[spare quartz]

im ON YOUR SIDE!!!

😭

[flint belfry]

aera said they would use metadata to identify who im talking to but if they already have the phsycical computer of that person it doesn't matter of who im talking to

[flint belfry]

yes??

[spare quartz]

why tf would the meta data be useful

[flint belfry]

but you didn't see this then

[flint belfry]

if you already have

their fucking computer

😭

[spare quartz]

??

[flint belfry]

you can see everything at that point

[spare quartz]

okay i think you're just not seeing the whole picture here

i can't really help with that

[flint belfry]

im not because your explaining this awfully

what is your point being

[spare quartz]

what is your point being

[flint belfry]

is it what aera said about the terrorist argument

[flint belfry]

to debunk what your saying

[spare quartz]

okay

and that is

[flint belfry]

i don't even know anymore since your making this confusing

[flint belfry]

so explain this

[spare quartz]

so your point is to debunk something you dont even know?

[flint belfry]

and i can give you an answer

[flint belfry]

is your point what aera said

[spare quartz]

i can't explain anything since your initial side is completely garbled

no

[flint belfry]

ok so what is it

[spare quartz]

whatever i say has nothing in connection to or for aera

im just on his side of metadata leakage is BAD because of the connections it puts on you

[timid quartz]

just like your brain from kotlin

[flint belfry]

what is your point for metadata leaking

[flint belfry]

i am too

i don't think it's good

never thought it was

in my situation however

I just don't care

[spare quartz]

okay then why are you arguing 😭

[flint belfry]

personally if my matrix insurance leaks it in my situation i don't really care but everywhere else it is bad

[spare quartz]

noooooooo i think your brain is rusty and will fall apart soon

[flint belfry]

because you guys are like trying to say that metadata leakage is bad specifically in my situation even though i already explained it

i don't think it's good

[flint belfry]

but (x2)

[spare quartz]

i wasn't at all talking about "your situation"

[flint belfry]

this is literally targeted at my situation

[flint belfry]

aka me talking to XYZ when XYZ has a username that only appears on matrix and not anywhere else

[spare quartz]

today is 9/11.

[flint belfry]

i don't see what your trying to say then
if your talking about metadata leakage being bad in general yes i agree with that

[spare quartz]

#1264496483957346346 message

[timid quartz]

oh shit you're right

[spare quartz]

kade im not going to continue with this conversation if we're going in circles atp

[flint belfry]

because you said this so i responded

[timid quartz]

you said the word

[spare quartz]

not me.

[timid quartz]

:3

[flint belfry]

this is literally related to what aera said ffs

[spare quartz]

AGAIN i do not want to be associated wit h that name.

[spare quartz]

#1264496483957346346 message

what i say is for what you said

[timid quartz]

ugh it's so weird to call you denki

[spare quartz]

but AGAIN:

i will not continue this conversation if we're going to fallback on previous messages

[timid quartz]

or signin.aws.amazon.com

or bnw sawes wep

[spare quartz]

use my real name then ????

😭

it might as well be a username

[timid quartz]

nah

also

[flint belfry]

the reason we're here is because of what you mentioned about the physical computer scenario
end of discussion

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-you-are-a-toy-you-are-a-minor-minor-meme-gif-24627767

[spare quartz]

"end of discussion" mfs when the DISCUSSION WAS ENDED 500 MESSAGES AGO

[spare quartz]

what does this have to do with anything 😭

[flint belfry]

this entire discussion dummy 😭

[spare quartz]

no. YOUR entire discussion.

end of discussion.

[timid quartz]

not gonna use your real name
not gonna talk with you on telegram

[flint belfry]

about the metadata and everything

[flint belfry]

you started it but okay

[spare quartz]

that does not explain the gif mr sabi

[spare quartz]

kade. oh my god.

[timid quartz]

BECAUSE of the thing in the gif
not gonna use your real name
not gonna talk with you on telegram

[spare quartz]

you ended your side of the discussion. i ended my side of discussion. this is very standard IP connection termination.

[spare quartz]

my age does NOT matter for when using my name*

234923410-

[flint belfry]

??? im talking about you starting the discussion what

what are you even talking about

[spare quartz]

oh my god bruh

and you wanna go into networking

[flint belfry]

no i think your just trying to rage bait at this point since you can't understand the most basic thing imaginable

[spare quartz]

kade

[timid quartz]

this is true, atp can't think

[spare quartz]

look at the top FIN there

that is you .

look at the ACK/FIN there. that is me .

look at the ACK at the bottom. that is the end state .

bouta just throw a RST on this mf..

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/820088133910921316/1179570400762540155/IMG_0074.gif

[flint belfry]

how did i start the discussion
what did i say that started it
because all i just said is that metadata doesn't matter in MY USE CASE and that i don't think metadata leaking is good at all in general.
i just think that in MY SITUATION it's not really that bad
it's bad for everything else but not in MY SITUATION
then aera brought up the terrorist shit then you said phsycical computer
we are here

[spare quartz]

KADE!!!

you are sending an UNSOCILITATED PACKET!!!

[flint belfry]

im defending myself that's what I'm doing 😭

[spare quartz]

and that concludes me bringing this back into programming chat.

OK. directx 12 time

[flint belfry]

why are you explaining this shit in networking terms you don't need to do that

[spare quartz]

oh my god bruh

when will you let down

[timid quartz]

directx 13

[flint belfry]

when will you actually realize what I'm trying to fucking say atp

[spare quartz]

kade loook at this image

[flint belfry]

you haven't responded to what ive said besides ending the discussion

because you don't have anything to say back

[spare quartz]

YOU ENDED IT TOO

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO

😭

[flint belfry]

and then started it again because you kept putting the blame on me of initially stating it???

[spare quartz]

directx 13 is not real.

[timid quartz]

guys guys real question

[spare quartz]

oh my god

[timid quartz]

autohide dock, y/n?

[spare quartz]

you cant just detect ragebait and then fall for the ragebait

[spare quartz]

no next question

[flint belfry]

oh so your just making me feel more like garbage ok

fuck you atp

[spare quartz]

WHAT

you are an enigma

[timid quartz]

no

atp is atp
kade is kade
neither of you are enigma

smh

[spare quartz]

the latin word .

you are active brain poison

[timid quartz]

I'm not Kotlin

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1966149297034154395

metalglass1234 (@metalglass1234_)

@TheRealGDColon

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FixupX · Sep 11, 2025, 2:38 PM

[timid quartz]

:3

[timid quartz]

game runs on JVM, that's the problem

[spare quartz]

the funniest part is thats the version of the game that is NOT the jvm

its C++

[timid quartz]

still not Rust

[spare quartz]

or PVP Boss

[timid quartz]

or even Building pro

[spare quartz]

mmmmb

i WANTED to post art

unfortunately japanese people are freaky

[timid quartz]

ew

[spare quartz]

the art itself wasn't bad.

it was the text inside.

[timid quartz]

kill

[spare quartz]

no

i love debirun

[timid quartz]

I dislike debirun.

[spare quartz]

okay what about the

genderfluid angel on e.

[timid quartz]

still dislike but less.

[spare quartz]

okay what about koha ku

[timid quartz]

neutral.

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1436340873478819846

Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica)

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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what about Nintendo of America

[timid quartz]

nintendo used to be good.

no longer.

[spare quartz]

oh my god bruh

you are literally a "chud""

i think thats the right word

anywas im so hungry for pizza. i think ill order it.

[spare quartz]

whatever that thing is.

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1965881297232081261

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FixupX · Sep 10, 2025, 8:53 PM

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-davis-temple-os-cope-gif-20951978

[spare quartz]

how i feel when jdk doesnt release a version

[spare quartz]

the worst part is he never lived to see JDK 25 being released

[timid quartz]

he hated the JVM

HolyC only

[spare quartz]

"C is terrible!!! rust on top!!!"

holyc:

[timid quartz]

they're removing x86 from the jvm.

https://openjdk.org/jeps/503

in jdk 25

[spare quartz]

thank god

its only the 32-bit port

[timid quartz]

arm only.

[spare quartz]

(as everyone knows 32-bit cpus no longer exist)

(replaced by the superior x86-64 ISA and JVM.)

もうそこまで辿り着きましたか
流石はNASAですね

[spare quartz]

why do you like this artist so much..

[timid quartz]

you want to be eaten

[spare quartz]

no. that is not me in the photo

.

[timid quartz]

smh...

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1108065078684684350/1162477444775821374/attachment-20-1.gif

[timid quartz]

stupid denki...

[spare quartz]

bmmb mb bm

[timid quartz]

almost sounds like baka shinji..

[spare quartz]

how do i begin writing drectx 212

12

[timid quartz]

uhhh

by not using kotlin

[spare quartz]

i have to..

[timid quartz]

Nuh uh

use c++ or smth…

[spare quartz]

Topic
What is Direct3D 12?

[spare quartz]

too hard

[timid quartz]

Go make me a mobile app with all that Kotlin you use

[spare quartz]

idk how phones work

[timid quartz]

you should learn

[spare quartz]

i dont have any way to test ☹️

andp lus that involves ui..

[timid quartz]

Android studio

has virtualized phones

[spare quartz]

but wheres the fun in that without hardware

• still requires ui

[timid quartz]

ur literally doing ui rn

[spare quartz]

where

[timid quartz]

OpenGL and dx12

[spare quartz]

ok..

thats..

3d graphics.. and its just for showing they work..

[timid quartz]

mhm...still ui...

[spare quartz]

☹️

i wanna make a game engine out of them ONE DAY but idk how games work

進捗は上々
もう1枚描きたいので今週中には終わらせたいね〜

[timid quartz]

struct State { /* stuff */ }
impl State {
  fn update_state(&mut self) { /* ... */ }
}

fn main() {
  let mut state = State { /* stuff */ };
  loop {
    state.update_state();
    // render stuff
  }
}

that is how game work

[spare quartz]

yeah but theres like a billion more things too

like how do you render a huge thing without 9000230423942 triangles

or drawcalls...

[timid quartz]

u need 9000230423942 triangles

but also you could do like occlusion culling

[spare quartz]

and it probably requires like

super advanced math

[timid quartz]

nah

matrices

[spare quartz]

adn this is the best i can do 💔

belgh

i should make a UI library at some potin ..

damn my batteries are suffering from power leakage

need new ones

[timid quartz]

good....

[spare quartz]

not good....

lammmmeee

[spare quartz]

i should add compiler intrinsics to breadmod..

mmhmhmbmbmbmm

need to convert the DEFINE_GUID and CLSID_D3D12Debug C++ junk to kotlin

DEFINE_GUID(CLSID_D3D12Debug, 0xf2352aeb, 0xdd84, 0x49fe, 0xb9, 0x7b, 0xa9, 0xdc, 0xfd, 0xcc, 0x1b, 0x4f);

[spare quartz]

yooo

i did it

my first "C++" call

MemorySegment{ heapBase: Optional.empty address:140719582880752 limit: 0 }

[timid quartz]

stop ddosing the storm prediction center website

smh

[spare quartz]

nno

[spare quartz]

god

i hate C++ so much

stupid vtables

i essentially have to guess the function layout

IT DIDNT CRASH!!

[timid quartz]

Did*

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267583072728121384/1415768165228744734/VID_20250909_094903_558.mov?ex=68c4685a&is=68c316da&hm=ebd811c04cc0b92ca40621ecc449ad6d6c22e460b5ad81042b491ed15dd8e120&

[spare quartz]

D3D12Core.dll

[spare quartz]

hooray

my gpu supports raytracing v1.1

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz can I explode

pls....

i wanna explode.....

[spare quartz]

what is it with you now .

[timid quartz]

evertyhing...

[timid quartz]

i hope he points that at me

[spare quartz]

OMG

@timid quartz THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME

DR STONE EPISODE DROPPED TODAY.. I NEED TO WATCH UIT

[timid quartz]

gg

dr stone....doesnt he just like....play with rocks all day....

that's why they call him dr stone.....

cause he's just a rock....

[spare quartz]

do you want the serious answer...

[timid quartz]

ik there's something something humans have turned to stone something something dr stone guy wakes up something something makes potion to cure other people something something new society

sounds borign

[spare quartz]

okay well

basically

dr stone isnt actually a guy

its a name for a phemonen... idk how to spell that word

[timid quartz]

phenomenon

go back to 3rd grade smh

[spare quartz]

but basically its a process by which turning to stone you actually get healed a bit... and the thing turning you to stone is actually an advanced alien technology

(who lives on ||the moon||)

[timid quartz]

oh ok spoilers

smh

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cirno-hatred-kiryu-kiryu-kazuma-yakuza-gif-3361761317354543613

[spare quartz]

they dont teach that to 3rd graders!!

they teach cursive or whatever else i failed at!

[timid quartz]

yeah they do

phe no me non

phe no me non

[spare quartz]

ｐへのめのん

ふぇ

[timid quartz]

good job

[spare quartz]

フェノメノン

what a stupid word

[timid quartz]

what a stupid brain you have

[spare quartz]

wrong.

[timid quartz]

right

correct

[spare quartz]

anyways after this dr stone episode i wanna write a DirectX tester

since i can now call C++ functions completely through kotlin

[timid quartz]

正しい

[timid quartz]

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

gross

[spare quartz]

well

the kotlin part isnt

but the C++ part is

@rustic vine your stupid language and "vtables" are terrible and i hope it gets better

[timid quartz]

the kotlin part is the worst part

[spare quartz]

wrong.

[timid quartz]

right

ugh colemak

so hard...

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tayomaki-meme-stressed-sakigifs-gif-22332392

[timid quartz]

you

[spare quartz]

with mtn dew yes

[timid quartz]

with cigs

[spare quartz]

ngl i need a funnel contrapion

where i can just dump my 36 cans of soda

and throw away the box

[timid quartz]

you will get lung cancer

[spare quartz]

can on demand..

[timid quartz]

NOW

[spare quartz]

wrong. my family never gets cancer.

just liver disease.

[timid quartz]

from drinking

?

[spare quartz]

yes.

[timid quartz]

gg

[spare quartz]

NOW I WWILL DRINK

MORE MTN

DEW

!!!!!!!

🛢️

[timid quartz]

once you turn 21 will you put vodka in your mtn dew

[spare quartz]

ew

ill stick with 91% isopropyl thank-you-very-much

[timid quartz]

everclear

96%

[spare quartz]

mmb

maybe..

[pallid loom]

pressurised beer keg

[timid quartz]

real

[pallid loom]

like I don't see why not

[spare quartz]

mmmb no you can't just move all of the soda out

[pallid loom]

whar

[spare quartz]

the carbonation will leak out and create a flat soda

and although mtn dew's flatness characteristics are better than others (big red is by far the worst)

its still bad...

[timid quartz]

you should get an arduino and make a device

[spare quartz]

additionally you should never ever get 2-liter packaged soda

[timid quartz]

or an esp 32

[spare quartz]

the carbonation is also quite bad

[spare quartz]

well

i had a pi pico remember...

but i was dicking around with my phone charger and fried it..

[timid quartz]

use that

oh

dont fry it next time

smh

[spare quartz]

but jumping contacts is soooo funnn

[timid quartz]

no

[spare quartz]

especially when its protection circuit goes on and flickers the light

[pallid loom]

wdym leak oit

[spare quartz]

:<

[pallid loom]

when you compress it there's nothing to leak

[spare quartz]

the CO2 will still come out of the soda

[timid quartz]

compression

[pallid loom]

I'm confused

[spare quartz]

it's very hard to keep it in once it's out of its container

[pallid loom]

oh right yeah

here a possible solution

spikes.

[spare quartz]

spikes?

[pallid loom]

you don't open the container

so get this

you have your Mnt dew or whatever

you have a metal spike

[spare quartz]

uh huh

[pallid loom]

you pierce the can

carbonation has nowhere to go

[spare quartz]

i mean maybe.... but that feels like it'd be hard to build over a funnel....

also risks microplastics contaminating the soda...

and aluminum fragments

[pallid loom]

filters

[spare quartz]

sure..

[timid quartz]

get a 3d printer too

smh

[pallid loom]

but there is no way you could use a funnel either way

[timid quartz]

govt auction

[pallid loom]

if you want to keep carbonation

[spare quartz]

i mean like

[pallid loom]

unless you want to do it after the fact

[spare quartz]

a funnel... with the cans inside

not just the fluid

[pallid loom]

when you're emptying it

oh just

[spare quartz]

and you just pick one up from the funnel

[pallid loom]

giving cans to you

oh that's boring

[spare quartz]

yes

like a hopper

[pallid loom]

:(

[spare quartz]

its practical!

what are you a rocket scientist.

[pallid loom]

you can do that right now though ....

take some play dough and some sticks

take a few sheets of paper

make the paper into a circular shape

like just bend on the long edge

[spare quartz]

paper isn't sturdy enough to hold soda cans .....

[pallid loom]

and use the play dough and sticks as support

[spare quartz]

and i can't mount that on my wall!!!

[pallid loom]

hold on

[spare quartz]

the govt does auction some mobile houses

sometimes industrial equipment (like i saw them auctioning a packager a few weeks ago)

[timid quartz]

buy a mobile house, use it to hold soder

problem solved

[spare quartz]

maybe i could find a silo to put the soda in..

[spare quartz]

mobile houses are generally expensive thoughhhhhh

[timid quartz]

$3

[spare quartz]

anyways time to watch my anime

[spare quartz]

$5 is minimum bid

they usually put it up for a few hundred - thousand dollars

[timid quartz]

lame

[spare quartz]

actually

lemme browse rn

[timid quartz]

browse

[timid quartz]

ki ll

[timid quartz]

only $200!

buy it.

buy it NOW.

[spare quartz]

i have $0

[timid quartz]

buy it now...

[spare quartz]

its all in the monitor economy

[pallid loom]

this is drawn very poorly

[pallid loom]

green is your can

[spare quartz]

only $30!

[pallid loom]

white ring is the paper

the yellow bit is playdough

the circles on the yellow bit are wooden sticks or something similar

[spare quartz]

worlds first fourth world hopper

[pallid loom]

you said that you have 0 bucks

[spare quartz]

that is true

[pallid loom]

if you want something cheaper you could replace laydough with something else

[spare quartz]

OH I KNOW

SODA TAR

[timid quartz]

hear me out denki....just take all the soder out of the box....stack all the soder in the corner.....boom.

[pallid loom]

could work but

stiiiiinky

[spare quartz]

ehhh

[pallid loom]

then it's an issue when you want to get one

too tall

you have to get up

inefficient solution

[timid quartz]

dont stack it too tall then...

[spare quartz]

the tar goes odorless and biologically inert after a time. but you are right in the mid process its awful

[pallid loom]

-10 points

+2 for trying

[spare quartz]

uhm

i have no floor space

[timid quartz]

more efficient solution, stack the boxes

[spare quartz]

let me take a photo

[timid quartz]

boxes already act as mini soder dispensers

[pallid loom]

-5 points for ignoring the rules

[timid quartz]

what

[pallid loom]

IM rating your idea

[spare quartz]

no floor for soda...

and i need that walkway to like.. sleep..

[timid quartz]

i see floor for soder

[pallid loom]

Too unstable

fuck do you even plan on doing with all of those monitors

[spare quartz]

idk

lol

[pallid loom]

incredible

[spare quartz]

find an ITAD* company willing to pay for them...

they all function and some come with accessories..

[pallid loom]

Hello guys welcome to another episode of drop shipping but for goverments

[spare quartz]

literally

[timid quartz]

resell them on ebay

[spare quartz]

its not morally wrong either since i got all of them for about $58

and its for companies..

[spare quartz]

ebay is hard to get a serller on ...

[pallid loom]

does someone want to see a thingamabob I saw today

[spare quartz]

syr

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/thingamabob-gif-24774306

[spare quartz]

leg crusher 90000

[pallid loom]

fuck is this

[timid quartz]

kotlin crusher 9000

jvm destroyer 9000

[pallid loom]

and why does it have Ferrari badging

[spare quartz]

ferraris newest luxury vehicle

what im wondering is why are the mirrors so high up

and whats the point of the guard if 90% of it is air

[pallid loom]

i assume it's for accesories

like mowing the grass near roads or some shit???

I wasn't able to see the attachment on the back tho

[spare quartz]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/YtBQWTkmZnXzlMyQaTz4Wxh44kwNwEJGRFX6Nn3UgWo/https/media.tenor.com/bkra2lU1apAAAAAe/police-car.png

this sucks on ice

[timid quartz]

this balling on fire

🗣️🔥

[spare quartz]

NOOOOOOOO

THIS PART OF THE MANGA........

😭

[timid quartz]

dr stone?

[spare quartz]

yes........

[timid quartz]

dr stone
professor grass
instructor air
teacher fire
mister dirt

[timid quartz]

let me guess

alien attack, everyone dies, the end

[spare quartz]

wh

no

ソーダ

そうだ

[timid quartz]

third playthrough??

you're crazy

[spare quartz]

thats from goog le .

[timid quartz]

flase

kkkkkkil'

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/rems-glass-hammer-break-break-glass-gif-24096209

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cinder-block-gif-25583904

[spare quartz]

これは

[timid quartz]

hey watson, cinderblock!

[spare quartz]

mfs still smoking in "death"

[timid quartz]

??

[spare quartz]

watch dr stone to find out

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cigar-smoking-smoking-cat-cat-is-smoking-cigar-gif-8453696328432591931

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-scp-scpsl-scpss-gif-1080447529737863943

[timid quartz]

Im going to linearly transform you

and then translate you

[spare quartz]

WRONG

i am a WAVEFORM. i am not a silly "vector" .

[timid quartz]

+---+
|5 0|
|0 5|
+---+

get scaled idiot

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-vector-minion-ooh-yeah-gif-6408190446320817188

[timid quartz]

yeah you have magnitude alright

[spare quartz]

IM NOT IN THAT GIF

[timid quartz]

no direction though

more like...every direction

[spare quartz]

.bm b bm bmbmb b/.. .

[timid quartz]

denki = (rotate)(ATP)

[spare quartz]

9190002--

bro these fucking writers and animators

i hate them so much

[timid quartz]

good

they are torturing you

with story

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/782326289381982208/1223857666401505340/caption.gif

ggg g gh gggg

they're realyl gonna.. do it..

[timid quartz]

ARE THEY GONNA KILL DR STONE!!!!

[spare quartz]

DR STONE ISNT A REAL PERSON

AND NO ITS THE SADDEST THING IN ANIME HISTORY

[timid quartz]

false

[spare quartz]

true

[timid quartz]

false

you have only watched 1 anime

dr cringe

[spare quartz]

dr peak

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[timid quartz]

No more cure

No more reviving people ever

[spare quartz]

you actually figured out a plot point

congratulations

[timid quartz]

We’re gonna turn you into stone

[timid quartz]

Lemme guess
Aliens: “humans suck let’s turn them all into stone and destroy their civilization”
Aliens, much later: “ok let’s unfreeze one of them and see what happens”
Aliens, after watching: “ok they still suck, back to stone you go”

[spare quartz]

okay

you're thinking the aliens are like

aliens aliens

[timid quartz]

oh are they humans

[spare quartz]

no

[timid quartz]

Humans go to moon and decide to freeze everyone else

[spare quartz]

they're basically chatgpt in the size of a pebble

but theres ||a LOT of them||

[timid quartz]

oh so the aliens encrust people in themselves and the cure basically repels them

[spare quartz]

i

ew

no

they're still pieces of technology

they're just the size of a pebble

[timid quartz]

lame

dr lame

dr boring

[spare quartz]

just watchthe damn anime

or read the manga

[timid quartz]

what if i read the anime

and watch the manga

[spare quartz]

yeah if you use captions thats how you do that

[spare quartz]

and thats how reading works..

[timid quartz]

what if anime read the watch I and manga the

[timid quartz]

kill

[spare quartz]

ありがとうございます

[spare quartz]

var checkFeatureSupport: (D3D12Feature, MemorySegment) -> Int = { f, s ->
        val handle = getVTblAddress(checkFeatureSupportVTblIndex).getDowncall(
            linker, HRESULT,
            ValueLayout.ADDRESS, ValueLayout.JAVA_INT, ValueLayout.ADDRESS, UINT
        )
        this.checkFeatureSupport = { f, s -> handle.invokeExact(ptr, f.id.toInt(), s, s.byteSize().toInt()) as Int }
        handle.invokeExact(ptr, f.id.toInt(), s, s.byteSize().toInt()) as Int
    }

thank god for self modifying code

[spare quartz]

@timid quartz so ummm

do you...

• have java 21+ installed
• have windows installed (or a directx provider)
• trust me enough to run a test program

a VM is acceptable for test sample reasons

[timid quartz]

• no
• yes
• debatable

[spare quartz]

well if anyone can do all 3 of those things...

just run this program and tell me the result of the bottom 3 values (boolean/int/int)

[timid quartz]

false 0 0

jk

[spare quartz]

• if the program crashes saying SymbolNotFound: you have a directX problem, install windows
• if the program crashes saying SDK component not found: you are running windows XP, install windows
• if the program says 0/0 and you are using a GPU with raytracing, update your drivers immediately

if it says an error not described here please state it because thats very interesting

[spare quartz]

its probably cause of the gradle inserted .sh/.bat files for executing

or the JARs

[timid quartz]

or maybe the keylogger and password stealer

[spare quartz]

that too

[timid quartz]

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NoClassDefFoundError: org/bread_experts_group/api/graphics/GraphicsProvider
        at org.bread_experts_group.scratch.ScratchMainKt.main(ScratchMain.kt:8)
Caused by: java.lang.ClassNotFoundException: org.bread_experts_group.api.graphics.GraphicsProvider
        at java.base/jdk.internal.loader.BuiltinClassLoader.loadClass(BuiltinClassLoader.java:580)
        at java.base/java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(ClassLoader.java:490)
        ... 1 more

[spare quartz]

how are you executing the code

[timid quartz]

.\bin\scratch.bat

[spare quartz]

please show the structure of .\lib

[spare quartz]

zip corruption

[timid quartz]

sounds like a you problem

[spare quartz]

you are missing bread_server_lib, please retrieve it

[timid quartz]

nope

winget uninstall Azul.Zulu.24.JDK

[spare quartz]

ignoring the fact that you're 99% trolling me as such a zip failure is unprecedented... i cannot help you beyond that

[timid quartz]

virus detected

[spare quartz]

just download it

[timid quartz]

I would love to but edge won't let me

nor will firefox

[spare quartz]

...?

[spare quartz]

well your browsers are misconfigured... use curl.exe

[timid quartz]

I'm also not trolling you

your zip failed

[spare quartz]

hold on hold on

after using curl.exe please show me your defender blocked threats window

[spare quartz]

zips should not partially unzip like that is what im pointing out

[spare quartz]

wtf is wacatac

[timid quartz]

you're literally giving me a trojan

fuck you

[spare quartz]

allow on device

its literally not a virus 😭

[timid quartz]

it fuckin deleted it

it's a virus

[spare quartz]

it is not a virus

[timid quartz]

windows defender is always right

[spare quartz]

clearly your defender is just allergic to...

dynamic DLL injection(????)

[timid quartz]

probably

dynamically injecting a trojan into my pc

smh

[spare quartz]

you're right im sorry

it is a virus

it injects a png of bayachao into ntoskrnl.exe

[timid quartz]

that's probably why it thinks its a fuckin virus

[spare quartz]

aera im kidding

[timid quartz]

exception.

your code sucks

[spare quartz]

how does THAT happen

one second

[timid quartz]

cause your code sucks
cause you're using kotlin
cause you're programming on the jvm
pick any or all of the above

[spare quartz]

t MethodHandle(VarHandle,MemorySegment,long,int)void to (VarHandle,MemorySegment,int)void

[timid quartz]

also

WARNING: A restricted method in java.lang.foreign.SymbolLookup has been called
WARNING: java.lang.foreign.SymbolLookup::libraryLookup has been called by org.bread_experts_group.ffi.ForeignFunctionInterfaceKt in an unnamed module (file:/C:/Users/yourmom/Downloads/scratch-1.0-SNAPSHOT/scratch-1.0-SNAPSHOT/lib/bread_server_lib-code-4.2.0-exp5.jar)
WARNING: Use --enable-native-access=ALL-UNNAMED to avoid a warning for callers in this module
WARNING: Restricted methods will be blocked in a future release unless native access is enabled

[spare quartz]

WAIT

oh i know why

its cause you're using JDK 24

uninstall it and use JDK 21

sorry finalization issues

[timid quartz]

you said 21+

idot

[spare quartz]

okay well

i didnt know what would happen

[timid quartz]

stop using restricted methods

stop using restricted methods

[spare quartz]

no

you will take your pointer reinterpretation and like it

rustlet.

[timid quartz]

this is why your code fucking sucks

[spare quartz]

WHY DO YOU KEEP CURSING SO MUCH!!!

[timid quartz]

cause your code fucking sucks

[spare quartz]

oh my god.

my code is safer than your dumb rust ffi

[timid quartz]

true
0
11
Exception in thread "MemorySegment{ heapBase: Optional.empty address:13306724 limit: 0 } Message Management" kotlin.NotImplementedError: An operation is not implemented: Not yet implemented
        at org.bread_experts_group.api.graphics.windows.window.WindowsGraphicsWindowDirectXContext.open(WindowsGraphicsWindowDirectXContext.kt:66)
        at org.bread_experts_group.api.graphics.windows.window.WindowsGraphicsWindow.open$lambda$1(WindowsGraphicsWindow.kt:89)
        at java.base/java.lang.Thread.run(Thread.java:1583)

[timid quartz]

UN*safer

[spare quartz]

thank you aerasto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you may now delete the zip and its associated folder .

it will have left no outstanding effects on your computer .

[timid quartz]

and purge the JVM off my system

[spare quartz]

dont :<

[timid quartz]

gone.

forever.

no jvm in this house.

[spare quartz]

:<

why are you so mean..

[timid quartz]

cause the jvm is bad

like

genuinely why would you ever use the jvm

[spare quartz]

but its not.......

[timid quartz]

the jvm is old tech

[spare quartz]

the jvm is your friend..

its cutting edge computing..

[timid quartz]

who writes new projects in the jvm aside from android app devs that have to

basically nobody

[spare quartz]

me..

[timid quartz]

basically nobody

[spare quartz]

:<<<<<<

you're such a bully ...

[timid quartz]

I dislike the JVM what can I say

And you insist upon it so strongly

And I have pretty bad self control

[spare quartz]

look in general aera...

[timid quartz]

I wonder if I would have come to like the JVM more than I do now had I not started banging my head against the brick wall that is you

[spare quartz]

GOOD