💽Programming Chat v2

[timid quartz]

https://youtube.com/shorts/8fCuDnsCQAk?si=OUIAB_I_iVVWEoBK

[spare quartz]

peak.......

（本名）さま～～～！！！

hmmm

is this polite enough....

i haven't emailed in foorrrever

[timid quartz]

Sincerely, Miko “OneShot” Elbrecht

[spare quartz]

a border patrol agent is NOT gonna understand what oneshot is

wh

they uploaded a picture of the things being sold as a pdf?? 😭

[timid quartz]

Sincerely, Miko “Meal Ready to Eat” Elbrecht

[spare quartz]

DIE

RNNN

[timid quartz]

omaneko literally has spamton eyes

[spare quartz]

lies.

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/spamton-deltarune-gif-6101072539233825575

[spare quartz]

reverse order.

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1956773256272232901

florent (@yrralFisherman)

Incredible things are happening in japanese cinema right now

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FixupX · Aug 16, 2025, 5:41 PM

this will happen to YOU!!

[timid quartz]

I’m the shark

crumch

[spare quartz]

weirdo. stop eating people

[timid quartz]

YOURE NEXT

CRUMCH

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1956899698498732304

PortABoi (Real) (@PortableBoi)

look at this video a friend sent me months ago

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FixupX · Aug 17, 2025, 2:03 AM

i kidnawanna play video games instead of coing rn

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1956859014144286757

brainrot dimension (@brainrotpostig)

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FixupX · Aug 16, 2025, 11:22 PM

[timid quartz]

buc ee…..

[spare quartz]

IM PLAYING

YAKUZA

WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!

[timid quartz]

IM AT BUC-EE’S

[lone sky]

fake.

linux is the most controllable

[spare quartz]

BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWNNNN!!

[spare quartz]

thats literally the joke

[timid quartz]

Thank you Mr. Beaver for gifting the world with Buc-ee’s

[lone sky]

oh ok

[spare quartz]

数時間前から疲れが結構来てるので
チェック用のデータも作ったので寝ま

[lone sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1293571533960122379/1406532384299421706/TBavNPwZ.gif

[spare quartz]

did you know?

ALL of the chao dogs use chatgpt and treat it as their friend

https://x.com/kiro247/status/1957091756199248061

こぎのきゐ (@kiro247)

ChatGPTに月額課金してるの、メール作成とかスケジュール相談とか仕事に使うためでもあるけど、
一番ありがたいのは、誰にも言えない愚痴や悩みを聞いてもらって心の整理ができること。
もはや仕事仲間兼カウンセラーすぎる。

X · Aug 17, 2025, 2:46 PM

[timid quartz]

https://x.com/iluvrabbitz/status/1956854007248372177

gracie (@iluvrabbitz)

X · Aug 16, 2025, 11:02 PM

[pastel tinsel]

you

[spare quartz]

my god bruh

these paramedics suck ass

[lone sky]

yeah that's aerasto

[spare quartz]

patient flatlines
doesn't even attempt to do chest compressions
"i'm sorry"

WHAT'RE YOU DOING!!

[timid quartz]

https://youtu.be/0_8R2l07-ZI?si=egYNJKVBR-lQ1HXd

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzler-the-rizzler-christian-turn-rizzler-turn-gif-3468410536510015644

[pastel tinsel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/232710179496525824/1192838280786485438/attachment-1-2.gif

[spare quartz]

omori to his sister be like

[lone sky]

john omari

[spare quartz]

whenever my gpu spins fast its actually shaking my entire desk

thats funny

[pastel tinsel]

printed

[timid quartz]

Me to you

[spare quartz]

TOP SECRET INTELLIGENCE

❌

[spare quartz]

you dont know where i am.

oh yeah aera

i got another japanese person to follow me today

💪

[timid quartz]

Killlllllll meeeeeeeee

[spare quartz]

what happened now

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/gravity-falls-stan-pines-gideon-stab-lets-take-a-stab-gif-16386375990076416611

[timid quartz]

Me chasing you

[spare quartz]

aera...

i want bayachaosna.......

can you send art pls..

[timid quartz]

https://x.com/iluvrabbitz/status/1957091046208204940

gracie (@iluvrabbitz)

X · Aug 17, 2025, 2:44 PM

Noellebob Holidaypants

[spare quartz]

(THE IMAGE AFTER THIS HAS BEEN REDACTED.)

[timid quartz]

https://x.com/iluvrabbitz/status/1957155294695559174

gracie (@iluvrabbitz)

X · Aug 17, 2025, 6:59 PM

Noelle hearing the player say “proceed”

[lone sky]

PROCEED.

[spare quartz]

WHAT IS YOUR PFP.

https://tenor.com/view/portal-2-luckressi-glados-gif-16803361818432692375

[lone sky]

"classified"

[spare quartz]

oh my god im so tired

[lone sky]

GO

THE

FUCK

[spare quartz]

my eyes feel so heavy

[lone sky]

TO SLEEP

[spare quartz]

nooooooooo

pixivvvv

[timid quartz]

EW YOURE GLADOS???

[spare quartz]

WHAT

NO?

[lone sky]

GLADOS IS A CLANKER.

[spare quartz]

WHAT IS WITH YOU AND SLURS

[lone sky]

WHAT

HOW IS CLANKER AN ACTUAL SLUR

https://tenor.com/view/slam-table-28stab-wounds-connor-dbh-detroit-become-human-gif-17801169

[spare quartz]

OH MY GOD BRUH

WHO IS [THE THIRD PERSON].

[lone sky]

O. H.

😀

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/689004757003927623/979534463157551124/redditsave.com_mhsrfud4dv191.gif

[spare quartz]

be happy about "Angle."

[timid quartz]

kohaku

[lone sky]

love him

[timid quartz]

kokuri

[spare quartz]

yes.

[lone sky]

kohakuri best ship btw

[spare quartz]

that is the same artist who drew the yaoi.

[spare quartz]

(its peak btw)

お願いします～！！

[timid quartz]

❌

[spare quartz]

✅ *

[timid quartz]

wouldn’t it be yi cause kohaku is agender

[spare quartz]

Sigh. Idk man.

It’s bayachaos flavor of woke.

[timid quartz]

Watch your micro aggressions

Smhhhhhhh

[spare quartz]

I’m so tired*

Like im on bed now

[rustic vine]

EVIL NEWS??

[spare quartz]

Ancient ass kana

Get outta here

[rustic vine]

I bet the ceo of evil news is lord business

[timid quartz]

Harry im back i dont wanna be back get me outta here i dont wanna be here i wanna leave

[rustic vine]

😭

Is it that bad

[spare quartz]

Noooooo

Pllllssss

[timid quartz]

normally for like the first 2-3 weeks yeah

[rustic vine]

But you're out in like a few months no?

[timid quartz]

yeah….TOO LONG

[rustic vine]

U can see the finish line

[spare quartz]

Aeras right

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jackenstein-deltarune-your-taking-too-long-pumpkin-gif-8036819712080210654

[spare quartz]

You could make a CPU prototype in 2 months

[timid quartz]

Me rn

[rustic vine]

I dunno man. Its comforting for me cuz I dont have to think about the outside world

[spare quartz]

uh. I didn’t know you were into that but

you do you I guess.

[spare quartz]

omg same!!!

[timid quartz]

bayachao et al. are literally dogs you can’t speak

[spare quartz]

okay but they’re furries

not. that

[rustic vine]

Ok atp I didnt mean the literal outside..

[spare quartz]

SIGHHHH

[timid quartz]

Well yeah but I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THAT NOW CAUSE IM GONNA LEAVE AND I NEED JOB AFTER RAAAAAHHHHH

[rustic vine]

Im sorry dude its been a good run

[spare quartz]

you can find a joobbb

I believe in you…

[timid quartz]

what if I just do grad school and go for phd

[spare quartz]

don’t

you’re not that guy

[rustic vine]

Would you enjoy it..?

[spare quartz]

he hates coding

thesis written on hate

[timid quartz]

無理だよ！！！！ムリ！！！

[rustic vine]

I think he should do something he enjoys

I know its obvious but it rlly is just that

[spare quartz]

no..

besides

would a phd even be worth it

[timid quartz]

ダメな男だよ。。。

[timid quartz]

PhDeez nuts !!!!!

[rustic vine]

Guys this isnt very... inclusive language..

[spare quartz]

I don’t know much about the CS job field but I feel like most companies just want a bachelors or masters

phd would be like… become a professor nerd

[rustic vine]

They want anybody as long as u got experience and can prove it

[spare quartz]

okay but that’s like a diploma minimum right

[rustic vine]

Dunno. Not necessarily idt

[timid quartz]

You understand like 1/3-1/2 of it you’re fine

[spare quartz]

Okay! Time to drop out!!!

[timid quartz]

YES!!!! Your ONLY good idea!!!!

[rustic vine]

NO U NEED A HS DIPLOMA

I THOUGHT U MEANT COLLEGE

[spare quartz]

LOL THATS EHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT

[rustic vine]

STOP

[spare quartz]

😭

[rustic vine]

Dude I know 1 single character here

Wait I know what the 。。。means

[spare quartz]

Yeah it’s the degree symbol

But upside down

[rustic vine]

Ohhhhh

[rustic vine]

Degree symbol for the line under (not shown)

[spare quartz]

So tired

Need to win that agriculture computer lot

[rustic vine]

The wut

[spare quartz]

Need… my 30 laptops, and 15 switches…

[spare quartz]

I have a set of 6 government auctions I am planning to bid in very soon

One of them is massive and im hoping to get it….

[timid quartz]

The first two are 駄目

[spare quartz]

(unfortunately I’ll need to GO OUTSIDE 🤮 to help my mom pick up the stuff)

[rustic vine]

@timid quartz Well I hope ur able to find something you enjoy doing and can support urself with. I think I offered before dunno if u saw it but if you think it'd be beneficial I can vouch/refer/whatever for where I work or worked before

[timid quartz]

mayb…..

[spare quartz]

Aera what’s your thoughts on working as a government employee

[rustic vine]

One is a saas company so definitely a swe job

[spare quartz]

do you have any preference for govt jobs or private

[rustic vine]

The other is private equity

But they are currently building a small engineering team

[timid quartz]

not rlly…

[spare quartz]

Ok!

[timid quartz]

But idk if I’d wanna do military

[spare quartz]

No not that

[rustic vine]

So it would be swe as well I think.. but very much so self led

[timid quartz]

I’d have to shave my beautiful hair off

[spare quartz]

I just mean any govt job

As shown with these auctions there’s a lot of demand with computer people… but… it’s really volatile… hopefully Harry’s recommendations help you!!

[rustic vine]

Help your mom?? You mean... you're going to pick it up and your mom is gonna help you... right?

[spare quartz]

no

government auctions require that you be over eighteen

[rustic vine]

WTH

[spare quartz]

soooo I made it under my moms SSN

[rustic vine]

Wait ur not over 18

[spare quartz]

annnnd we’re going there together!

[rustic vine]

Bruh

[spare quartz]

don’t worry she consented

[rustic vine]

Lol ok

[timid quartz]

ewwwww

[rustic vine]

Hope u won it

[spare quartz]

Well it expires in 4 days

So im hoping no one bids like

1 trillion dollars

[rustic vine]

Ok link it

Imma outbid u last minute

[spare quartz]

It’s only for SA, sorry

But let me find it

[rustic vine]

NOOOOO

[timid quartz]

The bids will go crazy in the last like 3 hours

[rustic vine]

I will travel to SA

And outbid u

[spare quartz]

LOL they actually tell you not to do that

Cause their servers are so bad (govt) and they’ll probably stop you at the last second

[timid quartz]

Well they tell you to stop at stop signs but at certain ones people don’t obey that

[timid quartz]

xlsx 🤢

[spare quartz]

@rustic vine here’s the spreadsheet for the things in the lot

I can’t get the number rn cause id need to log in… and the password is crazy, but… maybe tmrw

[timid quartz]

Harry maybe we should look for govt actions up here

[spare quartz]

You should!*

They’re very lucrative

[timid quartz]

shouldn’t? Ok

[spare quartz]

Noooo

[rustic vine]

Ye ik ur tryna stay anonymous but in case that ever changes feel free to reach out

[timid quartz]

Harry is an undercover CCP agent so he would get many social credit points from finding govt secrets on auctioned machines

[rustic vine]

CHILL

[spare quartz]

Well that depends on the auctioneer

Sometimes they keep the HDDs in but formatted, other times they take it out

[rustic vine]

Gonna get me on a watchlist with these comments

[spare quartz]

They also sold a supercomputer on the site once

[timid quartz]

yeah sorry I blew your cover

[spare quartz]

For a few million dollars

Pretty neat

[timid quartz]

tbh I’d be down to meet this sem

[rustic vine]

Wait crazy

[spare quartz]

no way… worlds largest nerd meetup

[rustic vine]

No that would go to your house

[spare quartz]

Wrong

[lone sky]

what if....

[spare quartz]

The bayachao particles nullify my nerdiness

[lone sky]

do you guys want to buy a plane ticket to a specific city on mexico

[spare quartz]

ICE!!!!!

[rustic vine]

NO THANKS!

[timid quartz]

What if we all bought a plane ticket to a specific city in Texas

[spare quartz]

NO

[lone sky]

@timid quartz dude what

[timid quartz]

And went to a specific address

[spare quartz]

GET OUT

NO!!!

[lone sky]

why did I get warned 🥀🥀

[timid quartz]

[lone sky]

and what even for

[rustic vine]

Solid state of water

[timid quartz]

idk I don’t see the warning

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/dhs-erlc-roblox-larpc-halloween-gif-3715962118868826320

[rustic vine]

Last time I went Mexico part of my family and some friends got questioned in an interrogation room and forced to sign some papers in Spanish

[spare quartz]

えー！！！ナニコレーー！！！

[rustic vine]

Never going there again

[spare quartz]

is this srs or j

[rustic vine]

Im serious

[spare quartz]

cause last time I went I just got lice 😭

[rustic vine]

Bruh

[spare quartz]

never trust my grandmas beds ever again

[lone sky]

lice?

[spare quartz]

Bugs in your hair that drink blood from your scalp

[rustic vine]

To this day they still have 0 idea what they signed

[lone sky]

OH

[rustic vine]

No lice is Local ICE

Atp got swatted

[spare quartz]

OK Harry.

hahaha im white!!!

[rustic vine]

Vruh

[lone sky]

what did musk do to the UI this time

🥀

[rustic vine]

Oh this was in mexico city btw. At the airport where you go through customs

Also wth the pollution there is bad

Or is it sand

Idk but it was bad

[rustic vine]

They also had cacti in a soup

That was weird

It tasted weird too

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/hieywieyneue/status/1957091522144321969?s=46

meowtown (@hieywieyneue)

the chinese are beating us in the autism race

Quoting Dott. Orikron 🇵🇹 (@orikron)
︀
🇨🇳 A Maine Coon owner in China built his cat his very own subway system. The optical effects are funny.

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FixupX · Aug 17, 2025, 2:45 PM

[rustic vine]

WTH

[rustic vine]

Look at that tho

Public transit for everyone

Including.. cats

ALSO that is so close to a real station

I thought it was footage of an actual station at first

[timid quartz]

早上好中国
现在我有冰淇淋
我很喜欢冰淇淋
但是 《速度与激情9》
比冰淇淋
速度与激情—《速度与激情9》
我最喜欢
所以... 现在是音乐时间
准备
一二三

[rustic vine]

Dude hes actually really good with it

Must've done a lot of practice

Cuz his pronunciation is seriously solid for a foreigner

[spare quartz]

神

[timid quartz]

https://x.com/mfmfkemo53120/status/1915763082900721834

エムエフ (@MFMFkemo53120)

魔けモン！全キャラチャレンジ21
道化の笑い猫　チェシカ
#まけもあーと

X · Apr 25, 2025, 1:41 PM

[spare quartz]

Zzzz

So tired

[timid quartz]

NO

AWAKE

https://tenor.com/view/vampire-awake-gif-13648027

[spare quartz]

im gonna pass out dude

Emergency sleep schedule fixer

[timid quartz]

Perv cheshika

[spare quartz]

THATS HIS WIFE

[timid quartz]

EWW

[spare quartz]

FYM EW

[spare quartz]

Also gotta love the W in menu literally just being a 山

[timid quartz]

there is no W in menu

[spare quartz]

。。。

Shut up. Ok

Look at the picture.

[timid quartz]

GROSS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347254691966615552/1388599719751585932/cat_evil.gif

[spare quartz]

Aera when he sees a NON SINGLE PERSON

[timid quartz]

facts

[spare quartz]

You should do the thing in this image.

[timid quartz]

Yes I should pretend to give my mom $1000 and then EAT IT IN FRONT OF HER RAAAAAHHHH

[spare quartz]

$2,000, actually

BUT WHY ITS YOUR MOM!!!

[spare quartz]

wh

sudden devaluation

must round up to positive infinity.

[timid quartz]

Nah that’s how it’s been for a while

[spare quartz]

RETURN TO 2011

[timid quartz]

1 JPY ≈ 0.0068 USD seems about where it was when I was in JP

[spare quartz]

it’s cause they intentionally lowered it for you

you’re a portable economy devaluer

Oh wow the pandemic

Really.. umm.. wow

[timid quartz]

yep.

Japan economic crisis

[spare quartz]

Nothing happened during 2020!

[wicked cliff]

ATP do you wanna see cursed C code

[lavish dove]

I do 🥺

[lavish dove]

im more offput by qemu-system-luna than anything in the C code

[wicked cliff]

what

[lavish dove]

wtf is luna 😭

[wicked cliff]

the C code itself should be able to be compiled

[lavish dove]

is this supposed to be a kernel?

so putsa is put serial

[wicked cliff]

sort of

[lavish dove]

or is it a program for os.asm

[wicked cliff]

in the implementation the CPU and kernel are fused together

i guess I could separate them

later

[lavish dove]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-1000-yard-stare-pfp-discord-typicaljitt-gif-4980154431572290299

[lavish dove]

using the uh

table reference thing to manage memory

is a good idea actually owo

[wicked cliff]

what do you mean

[lavish dove]

or is it

nvm

[lavish dove]

I dont see anything wrong with this 😭

[lavish dove]

im trying to figure out what the 1000 is

like is it an index in some table of pointers

[wicked cliff]

1000 is the start address

so by doing that you're making 1000 to 1028 available

then you move the string there starting at 1000

[lavish dove]

oh

[wicked cliff]

assembly

[lavish dove]

bro its the first time im seeing this custom cpu how am I supposed to make sense of the assembly

[wicked cliff]

maps very closely back to C

[lavish dove]

is that a instruction specifically to memcpy strings 😭 with the string as an argument

[wicked cliff]

yeah

[lavish dove]

thats crazy

idk what else to say

its not that cursed

[wicked cliff]

also if you havent realized

its fake qemu

[lavish dove]

dear lord

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-tf2-soldier-jumpscare-tf2-soldier-jumpscare-gif-25554720

[timid quartz]

Let rice cooker handle the cooking
Now you have time to think about your sad life
Why do the people you love always leave you...

[spare quartz]

gsa...

you're my bestest friend ever.

[timid quartz]

Bid Status LOSING, LOSING

[spare quartz]

WRONG!

but there is a competitor on my megalot.

i will assassinate them irl and WIN IT MYSELF

i will refer to you as （本名）さん from now on.

[spare quartz]

I NEED YOUR THOUGHTS AREA

do i save $20 for a reserve $170

OR

have a reserve $150 and spend $20 on

[timid quartz]

You don’t need a Xerox bruh

Reserve $170

[spare quartz]

OK BUT

ITS $20...

anyways you're probably right

cause idk how i'd even carry it out

[timid quartz]

What would you even do with it

[spare quartz]

just use it as a printer

we dont have a printer/scanner here

BUT.... megalot...

ill have way more than enough printers and scanners...

im hedging my bets super early though . ineed to wait

[timid quartz]

2 car

[spare quartz]

the japanese mans cats.

[timid quartz]

imagine befriending j*p*nese p*ple

[spare quartz]

befriending ❌

researching 👍

[timid quartz]

interacting 🤢

[spare quartz]

do it .

also one of my artists crashed their car again

[timid quartz]

rip

[spare quartz]

01034001493

https://fixupx.com/dailytobytrivia/status/1957418474407338159

Daily Toby Fox Trivia (@dailytobytrivia)

Deltarune is now on the list of allowed IPs to submit on the "LEGO Ideas" website alongside Undertale.

Quoting Daily Toby Fox Trivia (@dailytobytrivia)
︀
On the official "LEGO Ideas" website (where users can submit their own ideas for LEGO sets and have a chance of them being made), Undertale is on the list of allowed IPs.
︀︀Deltarune isn't.

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FixupX · Aug 18, 2025, 12:25 PM

oh yeah

codev apparently got his hands on a computer from the 90s too

it haaasss

30 mb of memory!

[timid quartz]

ooh fun

[spare quartz]

i have an IDEA for it

i wanna make an ultra low memory JVM for it.

[timid quartz]

not enough memory to run a JVM on it

[spare quartz]

:3 knew it

https://youtu.be/B_g_LaqZX4s?list=RDMM

[spare quartz]

i have a beg idea next..

[timid quartz]

i dont wanna be in schoooooooooollllllllllll

this place suuuuuuuucks

[spare quartz]

why are you on your phone in school. dont you wanna LEARN

[timid quartz]

cause I don't have class until 3:30pm :3

[spare quartz]

study time***

[timid quartz]

literally first day of classes

nothing to study for

[spare quartz]

um

everything to study for

[timid quartz]

except grinding leetcode for coding interviews

[spare quartz]

study the jvm

!!

[timid quartz]

ughhhh that's right I almost forgot I have to worry about getting a j*b once I graduate

[spare quartz]

yes! with the jvm1

[timid quartz]

no

[spare quartz]

☹️

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1957445678000693562

れのるいが (@Renoruiga6280)

タイムラプスあげてみるよ〜

Quoting れのるいが (@Renoruiga6280)
︀
ワンドロコハクくゃん(+20min)

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FixupX · Aug 18, 2025, 2:13 PM

anyways i should code more!!!!!!!

[timid quartz]

you should code less

game more

rot brain

[spare quartz]

i am gaming more!!!

[timid quartz]

literally me

[spare quartz]

yakuza is fun!!! (but very hard because i did that to myself)

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1957183450789859461

Skeeter Mcbeaver (@That0ddB0y)

Don’t Forget I’m With You In The Trap 💯

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FixupX · Aug 17, 2025, 8:51 PM

[spare quartz]

okay

need to improve the bsl IO layouts by...

• making them polymorphoic
• aaaaannnndd being able to use them with native code

[timid quartz]

• gross
• ew

[spare quartz]

❓

[timid quartz]

"polymorphism" (a term created by deranged "oop" "programmers")
and also imagine not already using native code (you can cause you're using the jvm 🤢)

[spare quartz]

https://youtu.be/B_g_LaqZX4s?list=RDMM

prototype

[timid quartz]

nasty

[spare quartz]

why are you like this

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz ok help me decide

[spare quartz]

i am always watching

[timid quartz]

computer graphics course

OR

japanese pop culture course

[spare quartz]

can you not pick both

[timid quartz]

no

[spare quartz]

i dont know

do you want to learn gpus or learn how weird japanese people are

[timid quartz]

idkk

I just want something easy

I only need 1 credit hour but there's like no 1 credit hour classes

[timid quartz]

ig maybe I already know how weird japanese people already are

the japanese course isnt with a prof i know so like...

maybe computer graphics

forced to do opengl

[spare quartz]

Constructor and considered IO parameters do not match [0 / 10]

whew... it works

now just need to solve the future problem of the byte being consumed...

[spare quartz]

いい加減どうにかしなければと思い、このような形を取らせていただきました。
絵を見ていただける場所がなくなってしまうことは、私にとってとても心細いことです。
そのため、しばらくの間はこちらで続けさせていただければと思います。

これまでこのアカウントで交流してくださった皆さまに、心から感謝申し上げます。
いずれは消すことになるかと思いますが、もう少しのあいだお付き合いいただけたら幸いです。

どうぞよろしくお願いいたします。

[rustic vine]

ur cooked bruh

[spare quartz]

I can do it

30 MB!!

[rustic vine]

I constantly hit OOMs on even 512mb

and u definitely cannot run zgc on that

wait maybe u can...?

I dunno but I think you are cooked

[spare quartz]

Nah not any modern ZGC

JDK devs stopped supporting 32-bit

[rustic vine]

ye

so you are

[spare quartz]

We can do it…

[rustic vine]

100% cooked

[spare quartz]

You gotta. Believe ..

[rustic vine]

ok admittedly half the OOMs I encountered was cuz I had to load

jackson databind

or gson

which immediately created 20 gazillion JsonNode objects

[timid quartz]

just like me finding a job

[timid quartz]

what is a negaino

[spare quartz]

play ntot to find out.

[timid quartz]

is it the stupid thing

[spare quartz]

ALSO

[timid quartz]

that like shows you the alternate ending

[spare quartz]

just found out they have BPD??

[spare quartz]

yes

[timid quartz]

ok

[spare quartz]

BPDとSNSは非常に相性が悪かったです。本当に苦しかった。人に嫌われるたびにその人と共有してたものなどを見るのが辛すぎて様々なものを封印せざるを得ませんでした。わたしは本当は嫌われた人皆が好きなのに、好きだから、危険な行為を取って相手に負担をかけてしまう。そんな繰り返しをやめたかった

[timid quartz]

also debirun does literally kidnap people, kohaku is so right

[spare quartz]

为什么skeb没有心愿单这种功能，而且没有也没有垂直领域的橱窗和画师瀑布流，纯靠邮件推荐和推特的推流才能看到画师的推介（实际上只能看到价位），甚至没有一个专属的APP，这真的是一个运营了那么久的约稿平台吗？而且花钱也太不方便了...😟

translate this, aera.

[timid quartz]

chinese

@rustic vine

[spare quartz]

Nono it’s just a lot of kanji

Trust

[timid quartz]

Why doesn't Skeb have a wish list feature, and why doesn't it have vertical field showcases and artist waterfall streams? You can only see artist recommendations through email recommendations and Twitter feeds (and in fact, you can only see the price range), and there isn't even a dedicated app. Is this really a commission platform that has been in operation for so long? And it's too inconvenient to pay...

[spare quartz]

形だけでも新しいアカウントができたことで自分自身を取り戻せそうな気がしました。ポケモン、たまごっちなどを見るのが最近つらかった。でも新しいたまごっちが欲しいです。お金が貯まったらね😊

[timid quartz]

Just by creating a new account, I felt like I could regain myself. Recently, it's been hard for me to look at Pokémon and Tamagotchi. But I want a new Tamagotchi. When I save up enough money, that is.

[spare quartz]

you forgot the emoji

https://fixupx.com/pupsroom/status/1957246668073521564?s=46

Basement Pup ΘΔ (@PupsRoom)

"Cozy game where you run a Japanese convenience store" is some overdone bullshit. I wanna play a management sim where you run a Buc-ees and it's as stressful as humanly possible

Quoting Best Indie Games (@clemmygames)
︀
NEED. MORE. INDIE. GAMES
︀︀
︀︀Are you making one? ⬇️

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FixupX · Aug 18, 2025, 1:02 AM

anyways with the advent of following hundreds of Japanese people

I now have an unlimited stream of. internet speech

This is why I need to win the megalot. I will run ALL of their tweets through 50 computers and create my own jisho

車を車の外科医につれてったあとまじで凹んでる私に「気にすんなって！！」て背中叩いてくれた

can't sleep

must do codecs

[timid quartz]

must apply to more jobs...

must start applying to jobs...

JOBS

J*BS

[spare quartz]

im getting anxiety again 😭😭

[timid quartz]

me too...

ive had anxiety

for the past like 5 days

[spare quartz]

bidding...... WHO IS GONNA OUT BID ME..

[timid quartz]

me

[spare quartz]

no

you'd never submit your ssn to a government site

[timid quartz]

well the govt already has it so

[spare quartz]

okay but its tracking you care about right

[timid quartz]

the govt is already using it to track me so

[spare quartz]

This is fantastic.
America is really back. Now the men are triggering the left. 🩷🩷

[timid quartz]

?

[spare quartz]

idk some maga nutjob on twitter

im kinda burnt out on coding ☹️☹️ or maybe its cause of the really bad slepe ive been having ..

[timid quartz]

YIPEE!!!!

[spare quartz]

thats not a good thing ☹️

[timid quartz]

ATP IS PART OF THE CODING SUCKS TEAM

[spare quartz]

no..

i just overwork myself more than you..

[timid quartz]

im dying

i hate colleg

i want out

I WANT OUT

[spare quartz]

https://youtu.be/B_g_LaqZX4s?list=RDB_g_LaqZX4s

its like a few hours.

you can deal with that

[timid quartz]

no i caaaaaaant

it's likr 4 months....

[spare quartz]

ok.

how did you do that for 12 years straight then

?

[timid quartz]

cause i was a CHILD

[spare quartz]

no difference now and then.

get to it.

[timid quartz]

999 lb???

999 pound gaster

[spare quartz]

fat fuck

[timid quartz]

🫵

[spare quartz]

赤のスパチャ

ありがとう！！！

[timid quartz]

アメド100本で乾杯だ！

[spare quartz]

心機一転名前を漢字にしました。大好きな漢字。呼び方はいつも通りそので大丈夫です😺

[timid quartz]

🌩️

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

i hate it here

[spare quartz]

this is cocomelon.

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/l3gacord-stare-laughing-emoji-blue-slime-gif-14668909583579328987

[spare quartz]

you should now feel mentally reinvigorated.

if staring at 迷犬 has not made you feel mentally reinvigorated, DIE!!!

[timid quartz]

i wann adie

[spare quartz]

死ぬ！！

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz risc >>> cisc

[spare quartz]

you can't ragebait me anymore.

[spare quartz]

ののの

[spare quartz]

… just got called a weeb for enjoying bayachao 😭

first time ever..

[timid quartz]

[spare quartz]

;<

[timid quartz]

Weeb!!!!!!!!

[spare quartz]

:<

[spare quartz]

Chicken scratch..

[flint belfry]

@lone sky get out

🙏 leave

[lone sky]

BACK FROM HELL

[flint belfry]

||(/j obv before qsoc does some dumb shit ||

[flint belfry]

GET OUT

GE TOUT

[lone sky]

SMH

[flint belfry]

it was me

i reported you

[spare quartz]

Awwwww

The two are fighting again ❤️❤️❤️

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-tenna-deltarune-chapter-3-gif-12082953415188549519

[lone sky]

@timid quartz i'm back kid

did you miss me

[spare quartz]

“Kid”

[lone sky]

hop off

:<

[spare quartz]

you are a BABY!!!

🚪 🚶‍♀️

[bronze venture]

rule 1

[lone sky]

hop off

am I not allowed to use my freedom of speech anymore

[bronze venture]

-# your message was deleted

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-trying-to-not-laugh-speed-holding-laugh-speed-laughing-speed-laugh-gif-242565803459391828

[bronze venture]

just don’t harass people with it

[flint belfry]

man

[spare quartz]

astral general..

It’s too bad rn…

Nowhere to go…

[lone sky]

my dms:

[spare quartz]

but you don’t repllyyyy

and I am a random noise generatorrrr

[lone sky]

I DO THOUGH

SMH

[flint belfry]

Matri-

[spare quartz]

No

I should kick you.

[flint belfry]

come to satellite beach.

[spare quartz]

Yes MA’AM.

[timid quartz]

no also who tf you calling kid you can’t even drink child

[flint belfry]

sir*

fatty

[spare quartz]

ma’am*.

[flint belfry]

i am not estrogen

trans*

[spare quartz]

trump made ALL planes women as part of the Fuck You Act 2025

[lone sky]

HOP OFF

[flint belfry]

i would say something but qsoc is sensitive so

[spare quartz]

Say it anyways.

in my DMs!

[flint belfry]

I Wont But Ill Leave It Up To Your Imagination

ok

[timid quartz]

this guy is estrogen

[flint belfry]

🛜

[spare quartz]

KADE SAYS HELL ASSASSINATE TRUMP

PEAK???

[flint belfry]

NO I DIDNT

[spare quartz]

YOU DID THATS PEAK!!

[flint belfry]

PROOF

RN

[lone sky]

I MEAN

HOW IS KADE ESTROGEN

[spare quartz]

UNFUNNYLAD

3 IS TOO MUCH.

[lone sky]

FORTNITE SQUAD

[flint belfry]

im gen literally too scared to say any insults even if theyre joking because of how sensitive moderation is in this fucking server 😭

[timid quartz]

Wouldn’t you like to know

[lone sky]

REAL

I CAN'T EVEN RAGEBAIT ANYMORE

QSOC SO SENSITIVE THEY MIGHT AS WELL JUST

BAN CLANKER 💔

[flint belfry]

OH MY GOD THAT ONE SERVER

[lone sky]

TRUE

"please do not use things as slurs even if they are meant to be ironic."

🤓

[flint belfry]

👶 👶 👶 👶

[spare quartz]

TBF.

YOU ARE INSULTING SOMEONE.

[flint belfry]

ok but like

its the weakest insult

ever

[lone sky]

FAIR...

[spare quartz]

There is someone.

[lone sky]

real footage

[flint belfry]

Then They Should Get Off The World Wide Web

[spare quartz]

No.

I will not authorize that.

[flint belfry]

will you finish my comm in 2025

[lone sky]

too far kade

💔

[flint belfry]

idefk whos shes referring to but i said that because if your that sensitive to a joke then

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/945394424047882250/1124926204634468393/image0.gif

[flint belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347254691966615552/1388599719751585932/cat_evil.gif

[spare quartz]

???? YOURSELF

[lone sky]

ok both of you

stop fighting

[flint belfry]

N

[spare quartz]

NO

[timid quartz]

Wouldn’t you like to know

[lone sky]

no.

[spare quartz]

迷犬！！！

[timid quartz]

コトリン死ぬで乾杯だ！

[spare quartz]

I know you directed this at Kotlin

But I think it happened to my phone

You just sent me to the top of the thread

[flint belfry]

im not fucking trans 😭

im happy with being a male tyvm

[spare quartz]

male… mail… YOURE A MAIL COURIER???

[flint belfry]

YES??? IM A MAILPLANE

[timid quartz]

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/domgcat-donkeycat-gif-24380643

[spare quartz]

さび…死ぬ！！！

⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

[timid quartz]

https://x.com/iluvrabbitz/status/1957442562664358142

gracie (@iluvrabbitz)

X · Aug 18, 2025, 2:00 PM

[flint belfry]

susie is patrick

[spare quartz]

新しいアカウントフォローしてくれた人たち皆愛してるﾑﾁｭ

you cannot post that here 😭

top left panel

[lone sky]

@bronze venture HEY ‼️ FREE LOG HERE ‼️

[timid quartz]

oh oops

[spare quartz]

5犬

[timid quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/994027634273026068/1406866438110711849/VID_20250627_034406_012.mp4?ex=68a4aeb9&is=68a35d39&hm=94e1d91354c73847278d8562fd3284dd2509e539f68fad8b30da995caee5890e&

[rustic vine]

😭

You'll be fine bruh trust

[rustic vine]

I swear on my right pinky that I only know skeb

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/369004806464995328/1406827779261071561/syntaxerror-v0-eosfor2zikjf1.png?ex=68a3e1f8&is=68a29078&hm=c81dc572a59c4502d7ebc7b644ba7c235d01418308a0ccd34f5873fdb7dff33b

[timid quartz]

❌

nope

was talking with a guy who was doing swe with GM until recently

[rustic vine]

Pull the connections

Or find a friend or 2 and build an ai startup

[timid quartz]

bro said the focus is more on being able to look at code you haven't really seen before and analyze it rather than writing code, cause the AI writes the code and then it's your job to understand it and work with it and fix it up

how tf do you show that skill on a resume cuh

[rustic vine]

Lol wth

Did u talk to a manager instead of a dev

[timid quartz]

no bro said he was doing dev

[rustic vine]

bruh

hes locked in on the

vibe coding

[wicked cliff]

fixed up the compiler so it's more accurate to real C

[lavish dove]

Yay

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1957462276123836445

kacey (@tastykacey14)

How college advisors make u feel when ur at college and need advising

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FixupX · Aug 18, 2025, 3:19 PM

[timid quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/994027634273026068/1406866438110711849/VID_20250627_034406_012.mp4?ex=68a4aeb9&is=68a35d39&hm=94e1d91354c73847278d8562fd3284dd2509e539f68fad8b30da995caee5890e&

[timid quartz]

YOU DOWNLOADED IT??

[spare quartz]

はい。。

[timid quartz]

SMH YOU'RE STEALING VIEWS FROM HER

[spare quartz]

no!

[timid quartz]

泥棒！！！！

[spare quartz]

osterproject uploaded the vocal-less song to niconico

so i had to make a niconico account

and it asked me what prefecture i lived in.

i think i selected osaka... i cant rember .

[timid quartz]

All my homies love 大分 prefecture

[spare quartz]

ﾁﾊﾞ!

our ip now supports options!

鬼滅三回目見てきたんだけど(⁉️)大学の友達、影響受けまくってずっと呼吸つかってておもろい、キッズすぎる

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz what can I do with this r220

[spare quartz]

idk what an "r220" is

[timid quartz]

dell server

[spare quartz]

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/general-purpose

[timid quartz]

idk what to do with it

it's hosting a modded mc server rn but like

just having it as a file server is sooo booooring

[timid quartz]

https://x.com/themaxtered/status/1957225341283438947

The-Maxter (@TheMaxtered)

Me coming up with a good joke, but I have to ruin it with "/j" so that I dont get a warn

X · Aug 17, 2025, 11:37 PM

@spare quartz ^

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-gif-15653907485788873844

[spare quartz]

Switch2がないままダイレクトでいろんなゲームを見せつけられ、フルコース料理が次々運ばれてくるのに一生カトラリーが運ばれてこないレストランに来たみたいだぜ。テンションあがるなぁ。

[spare quartz]

中学生。自分の小遣いで初めて一人で映画館に観に行った。ユーミンがラジオから流れ、海が見えてきた町でカモメを横に。キキがきゅっ！きゅっ！っとホウキを振りながら飛ぶあのシーンで、なぜか涙がでた。たぶん、映画のCMを観て一番見たかったシーンだったんだと思う。

[timid quartz]

the deltarune intro was definitely introducing Chekhov's Vessel

I just feel like it'll make a re-appearance

[spare quartz]

No, it’ll never appear again

[timid quartz]

neither you nor kotlin will ever appear again.

[timid quartz]

evil cat

[spare quartz]

If you think about it

English is just x86 for people

[timid quartz]

if you think about it,

[spare quartz]

neither you nor kotlin will ever appear again.

AGAIN (prefix)
NEITHER (NOT EITHER) (instruction)
APPEAR, YOU:KOTLIN (destination, source)

[spare quartz]

ああああ

[timid quartz]

英語は外人の日本語だ

[spare quartz]

X86処理機構は脳がある

[timid quartz]

hush

[spare quartz]

?remindme

[upbeat badge]

**Command:** ?remindme

Description: Set a reminder
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
?remindme [time] [reminder]
Example:
?remindme 2 days It's tournament day!

[spare quartz]

?remindme 1 day GO TO BORDER CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[upbeat badge]

I'll remind you on Aug 20, 2025 01:01, day GO TO BORDER CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flint belfry]

remind yourself to get a job

[spare quartz]

huh

?

[flint belfry]

Job

Employment

Workplace

[spare quartz]

yes

this is my job

i go to government offices

[flint belfry]

ass job.

fired.

[spare quartz]

give them my id

they give me their computer parts

[flint belfry]

um

im pretty sure your just

buying lots

[spare quartz]

job

👍

[flint belfry]

...which your actually losing money

[spare quartz]

and then i resell them

[flint belfry]

BAD DEFINITION..

[flint belfry]

oh

[spare quartz]

and then in the future

i shall acquire a Government Contract

and BEAT YOUR ASS!!!

[flint belfry]

your a programmer

i expect to see you on the streets

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/820088133910921316/1179570400762540155/IMG_0074.gif

how do i stop my codev from writing this ?

[flint belfry]

let them continue

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/air-space-museum-gif-21352465

[timid quartz]

job hunting SUCKS

[flint belfry]

program-

[timid quartz]

?

oh

true

that also sucks too

[spare quartz]

STOP IT!!!

[timid quartz]

I'd argue job hunting sucks more

[spare quartz]

wonder why file read is broken..

[timid quartz]

Cause it's KOTLIN!!!!!

[spare quartz]

shut up

[timid quartz]

No!!!!

[timid quartz]

where are the vocals

[spare quartz]

"off vocal ver"

it is broken english for "vocals off"

[timid quartz]

赤のスパチャ
赤のスパチャ

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/RikiSlopSlop/status/1957821698306097306

Riki Want Slop Slop (@RikiSlopSlop)

@ruggyscruggy Lowkey hope silksong is garbage so team cherry goes bankrupt and hollow knight fans stay miserable forever

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FixupX · Aug 19, 2025, 3:07 PM

[timid quartz]

アメド100本で乾杯だ！
赤のスパチャ、ありがとう

[spare quartz]

as we know from studying: japanese people kinda suck at english

even though 1/5 of their language is it

[timid quartz]

LOL

[spare quartz]

OH MY GOD BRUH!!

LEFT THE CPU ON FOR TOO LONG AWARD

(8 minutes)

[timid quartz]

4GB LOL

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1957562682892329102

Avery Allison 🗽🇨🇦 (@Avesvery)

Me walking through the lego store to pick up the new andor u-wing set and someone left their small asthmatic child in my way

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FixupX · Aug 18, 2025, 9:58 PM

[timid quartz]

Me walking through new programmers to get to my Rust compiler and someone left their Kotlin-using child in my way

[timid quartz]

Kotlin is Java for Java deniers

[spare quartz]

「にゃにゃにゃにゃ」やめろ、さびバカ。

[timid quartz]

鏡を見るのをやめろ

[spare quartz]

死ぬ

[timid quartz]

いや、あなた

[spare quartz]

no uは片跛だ！！！！！

[timid quartz]

STRAY DOG STOLE THE SONG IDEA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNNMwLZyDWw

[spare quartz]

Dumbass they’re literally friends

😭

OSTERproject makes the music free to anyone

[timid quartz]

IDEA THEFT

[spare quartz]

give me 200,000 💴

[timid quartz]

No

I will give you 20¥

[spare quartz]

Pleasseeee

200,000 in a white chocolate wrapper…

[timid quartz]

2¥.

[spare quartz]

Fine..

that’s kind of you…

[timid quartz]

give me a bitcoin address

[spare quartz]

I don’t use bitcoin.. mail me it

[timid quartz]

おまえ

[spare quartz]

これ

[timid quartz]

ピンガス

[spare quartz]

ピンガス？

[timid quartz]

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[spare quartz]

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[timid quartz]

金無し

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz OMORI CAR

I NEED THE OMORI CAR NOW

[spare quartz]

I hope it crashes

…down a flight of stairs

[lone sky]

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[timid quartz]

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[lone sky]

you when I speak

✅

[timid quartz]

you when anyone speaks (you need attention)

[lone sky]

nuh uh

YOU need it more

[timid quartz]

🪞

[lone sky]

🪞

[timid quartz]

🔨

[lone sky]

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[spare quartz]

結局でびコネがなんなのか分からないの好きすぎる

[spare quartz]

i should probably add an L1 cache to this processor

[timid quartz]

why don’t you add an MMU first….

[spare quartz]

because im working with 16-bit code initially

which isn't using an mmu

[timid quartz]

but what about for 32-bit code that I wanna run….

[spare quartz]

16-bit is not stable

4k size l1 cache

(or some analogue of l1 cache since it's dealing with finding the right "bus" instead of memory directly)

[timid quartz]

Is it direct or set associative

[spare quartz]

direct

[timid quartz]

Lame

[timid quartz]

All my homies use set associative

[spare quartz]

its not 1:1 with a real cpu cache

it can only handle addresses

(mainly because the actual memory modules themselves would be even faster than the cache if they were flat)

[timid quartz]

But think of all the cache misses

[spare quartz]

just expand the cache bro

[spare quartz]

my real CPUs cache is 95x bigger 😭

[timid quartz]

And it’s probably set associative

Ig it just depends how you do indexing

[spare quartz]

among other things like speculative execution..

[timid quartz]

I’m gong.

[spare quartz]

anyways these memory optimizations have made the cpu marginally faster but thats still a win

[timid quartz]

I’m going to execute you based on my speculation

[spare quartz]

still need to fix the disk bug

i was surprised to see that the parity flag calculation was actually the fastest in setFlagsSFZFPF

then i see "IntrinsicCandidate"

they turned it into asm 💔

[timid quartz]

[spare quartz]

A method is intrinsified if the HotSpot VM replaces the annotated method with hand-written assembly and/or hand-written compiler IR

hand-written compiler ir???

[timid quartz]

Hand written IR ❤️