💽Programming Chat v2

[pastel tinsel]

autodesk 😭

[proud creek]

LOL

[spare quartz]

top left is me irl

[timid quartz]

And how often do you shower

[spare quartz]

ummm once a decade

[lone sky]

daily

[spare quartz]

why

[proud creek]

https://cdn.clipake.me/u/T2w81W.png

die

[lone sky]

they shower daily 🥀

[pastel tinsel]

L

I just went to the website

[timid quartz]

HOLY SHIT NO WONDER YOURE A JVM USER

[spare quartz]

actually most of the times more

[timid quartz]

[spare quartz]

meanwhile the rust user washing himself in brown water

(its full of rust particles)

[timid quartz]

Therapeutic

[pastel tinsel]

atp ur full of rust

[spare quartz]

tetanus shower

[pastel tinsel]

LOL

[spare quartz]

didnt you give up on using go

[lone sky]

says mr built on rust with (bitcoin style) encryption, whole new architecture.

[timid quartz]

ATP is in denial about how much they love Rust

[spare quartz]

get to learning another language mr freaky shark

[pastel tinsel]

I just have no motivation

[spare quartz]

i drew ONE sprite for you

ONE

[pastel tinsel]

especially with school starting

[timid quartz]

Yeah Ben get to learning Go NOWWWW

[spare quartz]

drop out

!!

[pastel tinsel]

no bro

[proud creek]

learn more TS

[timid quartz]

otherwise I AM coding v3 and it WILL be in RUST

[spare quartz]

give up give up give up give it up

[proud creek]

do not let this guy code v3

[timid quartz]

TS is so shit bro

[lone sky]

they're too busy doing extracurricular activities

[pastel tinsel]

dude atp I have gotten A's in all my classes

[spare quartz]

thats cool

[pastel tinsel]

I am not dropping

[spare quartz]

yknow what ive gotten? free github education by doing absolutely nothing

😎

[proud creek]

atp dont you have like 500 missing assignments

[spare quartz]

tz im effectively a dropout now

[timid quartz]

@pastel tinsel this IS a THREAT

[spare quartz]

im "in" school but i dont go anything school related

[pastel tinsel]

how do your parents feel

[timid quartz]

Calling your local truancy officer

[spare quartz]

parent, and shes perfectly fine

[pastel tinsel]

😭

[spare quartz]

nope still enrolled

i got you there

[proud creek]

you gotta show up

[spare quartz]

nope

online

[proud creek]

😭

[spare quartz]

i win at life

💪

[timid quartz]

I’ll call a welfare check on you then

[spare quartz]

a what check

[pastel tinsel]

have fun when you turn 18 and get kicked out

[spare quartz]

❌

[timid quartz]

free trial of life ends at 18

[spare quartz]

ACTUALLY that is worrying news

we are moving hopefully soon to probably ny

[timid quartz]

@pastel tinsel

[spare quartz]

and i need to seek out an isp that won't gut me in my sleep for using their lines for interesting purposes

[lone sky]

@spare quartz

[spare quartz]

LOL

[pastel tinsel]

LOL

TRUE

[timid quartz]

Thought it was Ohio

[proud creek]

LOL

[spare quartz]

well it WAS

but the homeowner no longer exists

so.....

[proud creek]

calling the feds

[timid quartz]

Have fun in NY (you will be living in a shack because the cost of living there is insane)

[spare quartz]

well initially ill just be living with my sister*

[pastel tinsel]

dude I want to go to NY just to look off of a tall building at night

[spare quartz]

and her husband... but then we'll probably move out to the outer parts of ny

codev lives in the outer parts and his cost of living is okay enough

[proud creek]

i have done that it is a really nice view;

[pastel tinsel]

:(

[spare quartz]

heyyy i might be able to say hi to him

[proud creek]

oh yeah we were supposed to go to the top of the empire state builoding but apparently our tour was cancelled or something

[spare quartz]

wait no cant go outside

[timid quartz]

Ew you’re gonna be closer to your codev??? Send this guy to the west coast IMMEDIATELY

[spare quartz]

funnily enough this'll be the first time i actually meet someone i met from the internet irl

[timid quartz]

AND you’ll be cursed with eternally non-stormy weather on the west coast HAHAHAHAHAHA

[spare quartz]

ill probably just drive once to return him the computer he sent though, cause the motherboard is nonfunctional

free processor for them though...

[timid quartz]

Ain’t no way you have a license bro

[spare quartz]

aera i studied the ONE part of leadership they taught me in jrotc

and you know what that is

[proud creek]

west coast best coast

[spare quartz]

thats right. delegation. getting someone else to drive for me

[timid quartz]

You have to go outside to take your driving exam 👻

[pastel tinsel]

woah

[spare quartz]

this is why i was promoted for doing nothing but spreadsheets

im just that good

[timid quartz]

Actually take this test and share results with the class https://hikikomori-test.com/

[spare quartz]

wtf this test about

[timid quartz]

take it and share results

[pastel tinsel]

"Are you a 'queer'?"

[timid quartz]

wait damn that’s surprising

[spare quartz]

what did you expect it to say

[timid quartz]

Well ok…isolation and emotional are 72

That I expected

[lone sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166065254699106355/1403092075158966352/caption.gif

[timid quartz]

Socialization 41 is interesting

[spare quartz]

well i talk with a lot of people

including this chat

[timid quartz]

So you’re basically a hikikomori

[spare quartz]

sure its not in person 99% of the time BUT

👍

[timid quartz]

I expected around a 70 or 80 lol

[spare quartz]

its cause im better

[timid quartz]

I only got a 59

[spare quartz]

also its probably influenced a lot by how i responded to meeting new people

cause the whole. japanese study thing

😭

[timid quartz]

ew imagine meeting new people to study a language

[spare quartz]

umm imagine not doing that

yknow im also starting to understand how racist people work

like WOW you really can be more effectively racist the more you study the target group

[timid quartz]

Do you or do you not

[spare quartz]

not that IM racist no.

[spare quartz]

wrt what

[spare quartz]

ive said the inversion of this

should be clear...

[timid quartz]

so you do

ew.

[spare quartz]

not ew.

they're interesting.

very weird. but interesting

[timid quartz]

Japanese people are SCARYYYYYYYYY

[spare quartz]

no they're just weird af

[timid quartz]

No they’re scary ;-;

[spare quartz]

okay well

japanese people irl they might be scary

idk cuase i can't go outside and therefore all irl people are scary

but online they're just weird not scary

10. I can share my personal thoughts with several people.
You chose: 4
Others' average: 1.27
2% of respondents chose the same answer as you

ONLY 2%... how

21. I have someone I can trust with my problems.
You chose: 4
Others' average: 1.21
1% of respondents chose the same answer as you

okay these results are more sad than surprising

[timid quartz]

where do u even meet them

[spare quartz]

wdym

[timid quartz]

Bayachao discord?

[spare quartz]

no

twitter

[timid quartz]

well ok there’s probably a bias too

Data is probably more skewed towards people who are hikikomori

[spare quartz]

i would try pixiv, but...

• it's more of a blackbox
• it's not as real time
• it's got a LOT more nsfw crap on it, like twitter times a billion

i would try other japanese sites, but...

• i don't know as many
• they're probably just as blackbox-y

technically ayutadas discord too, but it's not super active, and i haven't actually spoken yet (except for the one time i replied to ayutada apologizing)

[timid quartz]

I should message one of the people I met last summer again…

[spare quartz]

oh yeah twitter also occassionally has voice chats for people

considering most of the people i follow are japanese i get some from time to time

i usually dont go in them considering everyone in the chats are japanese and my profile is distinctly american, BUT usually just for recording them until i can translate later (hopefully this isn't seen as like, being the NSA or anything)

speaking and interpreting japanese real-time are a near impossibility for me...

[spare quartz]

ignoring the fact thats exactly what the NSA does for encrypted communications but moving on

[timid quartz]

yeah they gave us a test for audial comprehension over the summer and like

it went from teacher doing easy conversation to like

airport quality speaker with announcer speaking as fast as humanly possible

[spare quartz]

literally anyone from a foriegn language

even sign language

you're just expected to interpret the signs as fast as they're signed which can be lightspeed for most signers

stupid language

[spare quartz]

kinda makes me wonder how people can just interpret what someone is saying even with say like, a heavy dialect

of course i know why you can do that in english since im a native speaker but i just cant picture it in my head for japanese

[timid quartz]

Magic

[spare quartz]

robots

also wtf is this thing called |

surely it can't just be "pipe"

[lavish dove]

|

its from math

[lavish dove]

Its the absolute symbol from math

[spare quartz]

well okay in math its used like |x|

but i mean just itself

[lavish dove]

yeah the absolute symbol

[spare quartz]

like a | b could be binary OR, but... what is it called

The vertical bar, |, is a glyph with various uses in mathematics, computing, and typography. It has many names, often related to particular meanings: Sheffer stroke (in logic), pipe, bar, or (literally, the word "or"), vbar, and others.

[lavish dove]

parenthesis is also only for math

people just use it now because its on the keyboard

[lavish dove]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-fran-shock-shocked-surprise-gif-16145648615988893753

[spare quartz]

oh my god

[lavish dove]

lol

[timid quartz]

rainimg

[spare quartz]

send clouds over here

or i will come oever there.

[pastel tinsel]

your power will go out in

[timid quartz]

you wouldn’t like the heat here

[spare quartz]

what is your highs

and what is your lows

[timid quartz]

But you would like the consistent thunderstorms at 4p daily

During summer

[spare quartz]

actually you live in seattle right

[timid quartz]

no…

[spare quartz]

ill just... check the climate graph...

[spare quartz]

umm

this cant be right.

[spare quartz]

the only real seattle is in washington right..

[timid quartz]

There’s the forecast

[spare quartz]

this is

fine?

idk what you're on about

[timid quartz]

It can get hotter

[spare quartz]

okay.. and?

it gets up to 125 degrees here

i am thousands of miles closer to the equator than you are, so if you think your place is hot, its not

[timid quartz]

But is it humid or dry

[spare quartz]

humid

thats the heat index

[timid quartz]

mmm

[spare quartz]

air temp it can get up to ~115 F

[timid quartz]

What’s your lat+lon

[spare quartz]

what a nice way to ask someone to dox themselves

one second

[timid quartz]

Ok ok wait

Of the city

[spare quartz]

no its fine its public

[timid quartz]

Not of your house

[spare quartz]

let me get it

[timid quartz]

DIEEEE

[spare quartz]

29.3133254,-98.3861297

there

[timid quartz]

Ig I really only needed lat

[spare quartz]

00000000000.

just use the left

lets see

[timid quartz]

I’m at ~30.81961

[spare quartz]

mean daily maximum of ... 77.4???

[timid quartz]

I DONT LIVE IN SEATTLE

Raaaah

[spare quartz]

OKAY

WHERE D OYO ULIVE

[timid quartz]

PRIVILEGED INFO

[spare quartz]

i want your coordinates of up to 7 decimals!

[spare quartz]

just like. use your local airport

😭

[timid quartz]

This is all you get

[spare quartz]

im not gonna find an emo rust kid

[timid quartz]

Privileged info.

[spare quartz]

oh my god bruh

[timid quartz]

yknow ok

[spare quartz]

this guy

[timid quartz]

Good reference city is Jacksonville

[spare quartz]

ive never heard of a Jacksonville

eww

[timid quartz]

Florida idot

[spare quartz]

you live in a swamp

nvm

i hope you sink

[timid quartz]

[spare quartz]

please subduct into the atlanic

[timid quartz]

Not before a hurricane floods you

[spare quartz]

what?

there hasn't been a hurricane OR tornado here since 1970

[timid quartz]

Cause your city voted against money from the Biden admin that would have paid for sirens

[spare quartz]

well we have digital alerts

[timid quartz]

Digital divide

[spare quartz]

in fact a lot of cities are getting rid of their sirens cause most people just have cell phones now

even homeless or poor people

since you kinda need it to survive now

[timid quartz]

Anyways use that for your climate charts

[spare quartz]

there is none

thats such a backwater city wikipedia doesnt have any

[timid quartz]

then like

[spare quartz]

guess ill use their LAME ASS AIRPORT

[timid quartz]

there you go

[spare quartz]

Mostly Cloudy

77°F

25°C

oh my god bruh

77 F and this guy is saying "oh nooo its sooo hotttt"

dude it was 101 F today

its 86 F rn

Heat Index 78°F (26°C)

get outttttta here

you're even gonna have thunderstorms in a few days

@timid quartz you live in heaven

[timid quartz]

find the climate charts…

[spare quartz]

your heat index only goes up to 99 F

😭

[timid quartz]

Literally this entire week…

[spare quartz]

im using NWS from the jacksonville airport soooooo

unless you give me your real address...

[timid quartz]

never

[spare quartz]

gimme

[timid quartz]

no

[spare quartz]

HARRY

!!

[timid quartz]

My ip resolves to JAX that’s all you get

[spare quartz]

JAPAN??

[timid quartz]

Harry has no clue where I actually live

[spare quartz]

hold on i got the real climate graphs for the local area

red is your max observed, blue is the current observation, orange is the mean, blue is the lowest observed

considering the graph maxes out just above 100 F

you're so fine it's not even funny

[timid quartz]

well come live here then

[spare quartz]

no plans to move there im afraid

ny is situated at a much higher latitude though...

hopefully they have a much more brutal winter because i'd kill for that again

unfortunately the humidity will be more constant but whatever still a lower heat index

[timid quartz]

winter gets surprisingly cold here

[spare quartz]

yeah but im looking for below 0 temps

[timid quartz]

oh yeah that don’t happen

[spare quartz]

i think the coldest weather ive had in the past 5 yrs was in colorado springs

it wasn't the coldest coldest in my life (that was ohio winter), but

[timid quartz]

You’re going to freeze

[spare quartz]

still went out in shorts and felt great

[spare quartz]

ohio winter is actually painful even with the most insulative clothing

standing out there for an hour waiting for my school bus almost made my ears fall off 😭

[timid quartz]

Had a friend in Chicago, said it was so cold you either had to wear goggles or only stay outside for 5mins lest your eyes freeze

On top of at least 5 layers

[spare quartz]

ive never heard of the eye freeze thing

well i have but ive never actually known if it had any merit to it

[timid quartz]

5min is maybe an exaggeration but

I think he said it could get to at least -30 with the wind chill

[spare quartz]

WIND CHILL

:ashbaby:

they should just remove every month between december and janurary

i dont think we actually need them

[timid quartz]

Cursing you to eternal February

[spare quartz]

feburary is okay

specifically though they should arrest whoever invented june and july

literally hell on earth

[timid quartz]

Ok changing it to eternal august

[spare quartz]

live photo of what summer looks like

[timid quartz]

Going to make the military put you in the middle of New Mexico forced to do labor outside from May to August

[lavish dove]

I was born in June and they should arrest the guy who decided the junestone was no longer the months stone

[spare quartz]

“Meow meow meow I want more bayachao art miko”

[timid quartz]

I have Niko at home and they’re

[spare quartz]

Miko*

[timid quartz]

Niko

[spare quartz]

Miko

[timid quartz]

WAIT WAIT WAIT

I JUST REALIZED

YOUR INITIALS ARE MRE

MEAL READY TO EAT

[spare quartz]

NO

FUCK OFF

[timid quartz]

LOLLLLLLL

[spare quartz]

MY DAD

LIRERALLY

😭

[timid quartz]

THIS HAS GOTTA BE THE FUNNIEST SHIT

[spare quartz]

THAT SHIT HAS BEEN JOKED ABOUT SINCE BEFORE I COILD WALK OMLLLL

REAL CREATIVE

[timid quartz]

Your dad is a real one for naming you that

[spare quartz]

NO

SHOW US YOUR NAME, AER A. STO.

[timid quartz]

Just wait for the day you join the army and someone realizes your initials, you already have your nickname it’s just everyone else doesn’t know it

[spare quartz]

you probably a Stewart ngl 😭

[timid quartz]

privileged information

[spare quartz]

you’re acting like an x86

[timid quartz]

yeah backwards longjump into irl friendship first

[spare quartz]

EW

[timid quartz]

then you can learn my personal info

[spare quartz]

you can make friends with a screen on wheels

i am NOT touching the air around you

it’s full of rust particles 🤮

[timid quartz]

there’s a 50-mile me exclusion zone around wherever you live dw

Wouldn’t ever get that close

[spare quartz]

yeah cause Kotlin is the ultimate weapon against rust

[timid quartz]

ok well thanks for the good laugh

sleepy time

[spare quartz]

DIE

[timid quartz]

go join 3rd ID btw

[spare quartz]

what is that

[lone sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166065254699106355/1403092075158966352/caption.gif

[rustic vine]

Lol MRE

[timid quartz]

third infantry division

[snow oak]

tony stark was able to build this in a cave with a box of scraps

[spare quartz]

ohh

I have a patch of them, actually

it’s in my dads shadowbox though…

[lone sky]

caution tape texture

[spare quartz]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/III_Armored_Corps

I also have a patch of them aswell

[pastel tinsel]

caution star texture

[lone sky]

that looks more like the thing inside of a subspace trip mine

[pastel tinsel]

LOL

TRUE

[lone sky]

@timid quartz

[spare quartz]

I WAS JOKING

I WAS JOOOOKINGGG

[lone sky]

you're too late spider man

[spare quartz]

尊堂はたたる！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

p0000000

[timid quartz]

!!

[timid quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239628428655988858/1403076407415931070/YFwZSFPFuiRGo87I.mp4?ex=6898df3b&is=68978dbb&hm=a86c05c26b4e2d4bb4a515e468f5ca31722ed9ad4d7757520a7942be10c36c37&

[spare quartz]

doing webdev for a friend again

😰

my brain moves at like 0.5 bps working with web projects

[timid quartz]

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

☣️

[timid quartz]

We should learn Perl

[timid quartz]

did you draw that

[spare quartz]

me and unfunnylad drew the kohaku

BUT two other people we dont know about drew their name and 2 hearts

[timid quartz]

ic ic

[spare quartz]

the makemon community is not just one person

💪

[timid quartz]

yeah it's 4 apparently

you, unfunny, bayachao, and some unnamed 4th

(probably an AI)

[spare quartz]

(atcually its you)

[spare quartz]

also why would bayachao just draw 2 hearts 💔

[timid quartz]

idk

why would some randos draw kyubi

also is it きゅうび or きゅび

[timid quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986697710298083399/1403837014452736021/image.png?ex=6899009a&is=6897af1a&hm=24ad6f8b3ca8d903549707207f98ac56ea527e336ed3ef7997abd721c2edacd2&

elegant swan

[spare quartz]

THE BUGS

ARE KILLING ME

[spare quartz]

きゅび

i think so at least

the kyu part isn't really drawn out

its just "kyubi(and if you're angel, くん)"

[timid quartz]

well kokuri kinda draws out the kyu part

[spare quartz]

ほしかけ

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1954166915665928203

ほしかけくん (@hoshikake_nya)

このピアノフレーズ結構お気に入りだな〜🎹

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FixupX · Aug 9, 2025, 1:04 PM

[timid quartz]

it is きゅうび

[spare quartz]

are you sure

[timid quartz]

very

it makes sense too

[spare quartz]

no way

九尾

[timid quartz]

きゅう　九 - nine
び　　　尾 - tail

[spare quartz]

wow okay

so kokuri is really just saying

nine-tail kun

very creative kokuri.

[timid quartz]

lmfao

[timid quartz]

zero-tail kun.

🫵

[spare quartz]

さびばかくん

rust-idiot kun.

🫵

[spare quartz]

無限尾

[timid quartz]

“Nobody is interested in closed source programming languages”
Well people still use matlab a lot but Ada and VB users in shambles

[spare quartz]

?

whats the quote referring to

[timid quartz]

https://youtu.be/4quVQM2QSmc?si=05ZJBJN0pdD4GPQI

[spare quartz]

did they really call ada a closed source language?

they must be incredibly dense

[spare quartz]

it's one of the few languages that are an international specification. i don't know how you could mess that up in researching

if you even did any research, that is...

"Just a guy making short videos for Web Development - enjoy!"

[spare quartz]

webdev. opinion terminated

[timid quartz]

kotlin dev + furry + bayachao + brainless. termination terminated

[spare quartz]

000000044 494 4

[timid quartz]

lmfao what

[lavish dove]

hell yeah

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/i2cjak/status/1953922736994033785

i2cjak (@i2cjak)

engineer hierarchy:
︀︀electrical
︀︀mechanical
︀︀chemical
︀︀environmental
︀︀[every other kind of engineering]
︀︀...
︀︀"software engineering"

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FixupX · Aug 8, 2025, 8:54 PM

[timid quartz]

there you are at the bottom of the stack

[spare quartz]

okay but

im not a software engineer

[timid quartz]

(and me too but we don’t talk about that)

[spare quartz]

im just a programmer

[timid quartz]

which is engineering software

[spare quartz]

nope

you gotta have education to be a "software engineer"

[timid quartz]

but I do agree software engineers aren’t real engineers

[timid quartz]

false

[spare quartz]

true

[spare quartz]

besides i haven't reallly figured out what im actually gonna do

programming is just a really big hobby

[timid quartz]

other than join the military and fight for america’s corporate interests

[spare quartz]

well not even that is certain cause i can't predict the future

you program cause you want money. i program because im inside all day

[timid quartz]

I want money + when my brain actually has energy I like making stuff

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cirno-hatred-kiryu-kiryu-kazuma-yakuza-gif-3361761317354543613

programming is apart of my 3 step goal to getting 50 furry keychains

but im not a furry

[timid quartz]

said every furry in denial ever

[spare quartz]

okay but im not a furry

im just a big fan of certain works of art

[spare quartz]

omg ayutada_kemono hiii

[timid quartz]

literally what a furry is

[spare quartz]

nah

are you saying every animated film fan is also a furry

[timid quartz]

not all animated films are of anthropomorphic animals

[spare quartz]

okay but a lot of them are

[timid quartz]

omg my cat is holding my foot

[spare quartz]

kill them

[timid quartz]

NO

[spare quartz]

with hammers.

[timid quartz]

my cat is precious

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-3284201032904258120

oh my god

they made

hold on hold on

[timid quartz]

https://fixupx.com/tomo_neen/status/1954370421819904156

ひしまとぺ (@tomo_neen)

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[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/lucky_9994/status/1947897222118686981/photo/1

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FixupX · Jul 23, 2025, 5:51 AM

they made bald omaneko

AND they're taiwanese

peak

uurgghgh

x86 development

CPM DOS is not that far away

it's just tiny bugs that i can't yet see that crash it

unfortunately debugging takes eons because i haven't figured out a way to debug qemu more effectively

if only there was SOME way to dump every instruction it ran along with the deltas of every register

or whatever intel/amd use to test their cpus (but i bet thats lower level than i could use)

[timid quartz]

gdb ❤️

[spare quartz]

gdb sucks ass

[timid quartz]

gdb my goat

carried my OS class

[spare quartz]

ive been using it but it is not helpful in the slightest when dealing with cpu state

additionally its disassembler sucks

as well as its ability to handle BIOS interrupts...

[timid quartz]

maybe your code just sucks

[spare quartz]

(says person who has never ever touched a cpu in their life)

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FixupX · Aug 8, 2025, 3:44 PM

LOL DO NOT GO INTO THE REPLIES

THAT IS GASTER...

😭

[timid quartz]

skull

I was happier not having seen that

[spare quartz]

これですね

[timid quartz]

「これ」ってどこ？

[spare quartz]

極秘情報

[timid quartz]

smh

I’m not gonna tell you my name or location

[spare quartz]

unclassified

[timid quartz]

find it then.

[spare quartz]

harry please look for emo rust users

[timid quartz]

It’s on a need to know basis and you don’t need to know smh

[spare quartz]

specifically ones with anime pfps

[timid quartz]

Should I install the macOS 26 beta

[spare quartz]

idk should you

[timid quartz]

should I

[spare quartz]

should you

[timid quartz]

I’m asking you

[spare quartz]

okay but its your computer

do you really want to install a beta which you might not gain anything from

[timid quartz]

could be fun I’ve done it on my phone

it is also the last update my poor MacBook will probably get

[spare quartz]

idk wait for the full release

if you can download the beta you can download the full release

[timid quartz]

mmmmmm I might do it

gotta make sure to save my Linux data first

MF MACBOOK DOING SOFTWARE UPDATE

I wanted to write 2 lines of code smh

[spare quartz]

looks like its updating for you

!!

[timid quartz]

nah just a normal software update not the beta

[spare quartz]

just finished the incredibles

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/vxunderground/status/1954115031160778802/photo/1

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FixupX · Aug 9, 2025, 9:38 AM

i wonder how they can do this

cause 99.99% of isps will kill you if you even try to resell internet

got another japanese person

!!!

[spare quartz]

Welcome to the Residential Proxy Network.
Mobile (4G & 5G), DSL & Cable lines.
All Major US Locations.
All Major ISPs.

ohhhhhhh its just a proxy service

[lone sky]

I

HATE

HDR

[spare quartz]

wdym? looks perfectly fine

[timid quartz]

15yo guy

[spare quartz]

uh huh

from osaka

[timid quartz]

from osaka...

studying chinese

[spare quartz]

he's apparently interested in taiwan and it's history

[timid quartz]

likes taiwanese people

[spare quartz]

and into ... yuri

[timid quartz]

bro is going to get abducted by the ccp

ok i should go bed

[spare quartz]

❌

[timid quartz]

fun main() {
  BAYACHAO.destroy()
}

[spare quartz]

terrible coding

[timid quartz]

✅ have to be up earlier tmrw

[spare quartz]

fun main(): Unit = BAYACHAO.revive()

[timid quartz]

fn main() {
  Bayachao::destroy();
  Atp::destroy();
}

[spare quartz]

ew

disgusting

why is me and bayachao a "namespace"

[timid quartz]

would be a struct

[spare quartz]

okay but a struct of what

i mean at least in kotlin bayachao is presumably an object

[timid quartz]

struct Bayachao {
  images: Vec<Image>,
  money: u8,
  is_furry: bool,
}

struct Atp {
  missing_assignments: u128,
  coding_languages: Vec<CodingLanguage>,
  is_inside: bool,
}

[spare quartz]

no missing assignments

only 3 languages

is inside could be a constant

[timid quartz]

u128::MAX missing assignments

you have more missing assignments than atoms in the known universe

[spare quartz]

false

i have less than you

[timid quartz]

teechnically it's not comparable because I have -inf missing assignments cause im not in the middle of a semester rn

[timid quartz]

I have NaN missing assignments

[spare quartz]

um

thats

neither -inf or nan are valid for integers

are you drunk

[timid quartz]

my missing assignments property is actually a f32 thanks

so NaN is valid

[spare quartz]

no way so they get more inaccurate as you get more

liar liar pants on fire

also poor API consistency equals poor API design

[timid quartz]

https://youtube.com/shorts/cHEZU9RWA7E?si=kWvqHH7iG4dJX4p0

[spare quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq9uYeJQJd4

[timid quartz]

go to sleep

[spare quartz]

no

i must draw on wplace

[timid quartz]

i must sleep

[spare quartz]

Structured Allocation Language
Bread Experts Group
Initial Version

Overview

The structured allocation language (SAL) is the third provisional language created by BEG. It is designed around hands-on memory management and platform extensibility whilst being as close to machine code as possible.

Memory Management

SAL files, by default, do not link to any external sources such as a standard library. Additionally, SAL files may not dynamically allocate memory, and must specify, statically, the constraints and use of a list of blocks of memory allocated for that file.

Additionally, this extends towards operations apparently immediate in nature. The pseudocode operation:
A := 9 + 10
B := A + 45
C := B + B
can be expressed using 3 memory blocks in a SAL file; 1 octet “A”, 1 octet “B”, 1 octet C. A SAL interpreter/compiler can assume a more optimal, platform-specific way to interpret this data; on register-based systems, for example, it may be allocated as the registers “r0”, “r1”, “r2”.

As memory cannot be allocated dynamically (without relying on the facilities provided by SAL itself), data must either be processed sequentially or saved elsewhere, such as long-term storage, a separate memory block within the current SAL file, or a memory block “shared” from another SAL file.

If a memory block is not reused later in a program’s state (or any operations on the block at a compiler/interpreter determined time are pure), the compiler/interpreter may deallocate the block in a platform-dependent manner.

Thread Memory Management

Memory blocks may be marked as either “confined,” or “shared.” A confined memory block is to be allocated per-thread for the parent SAL file. A shared memory block is to be allocated once for a SAL file.

Notes I wrote at 2 AM

sleepy time

[orchid wadi]

funniest spellcheck prompt intellij has ever given me

[timid quartz]

SAL, tonight’s biggest loser

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz so apparently Exposed (kotlin database orm thing) doesn't really work with coroutines

[lavish dove]

every screen ive ever used that has HDR has looked like dogshit

then i got my phone with HDR and decided HDR is good

[spare quartz]

0109

[timid quartz]

Not a valid octal number

[spare quartz]

I just woke up

[spare quartz]

And die it’s a good idea

[lone sky]

dude I genuinely use my phone for more time sometimes

cause of the oled and HDR 😭

like my display sucks (it's some crappy samsung 60hz thing)

[spare quartz]

Mine looks pretty good with calibration

The tablet on the right has better sRGB coverage though

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1954283045155934492

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FixupX · Aug 9, 2025, 8:46 PM

[timid quartz]

Linus BASEDvalds

[spare quartz]

hes talking about your code btw

[timid quartz]

no he’s talking about Kotlin code

[spare quartz]

no

sure hope that was just a reflection in the cables on my computer

swear i just saw a spark

[timid quartz]

https://cekrem.github.io/posts/kotlin-rich-errors-elm-union-types/

[spare quartz]

oh boy cant wait for a slop fest

wait a second

peak??

PEAK??

[timid quartz]

You already have one it’s called exceptions (and your entire language but)

[spare quartz]

die

[timid quartz]

I hate this keyboard

but yeah this seems good

[spare quartz]

unfortunately

this post seems like it was written by ai

so hopefully aside from that this is ok...

[timid quartz]

This person seems like they were written by ai

[spare quartz]

you look like this

damn

found the car autism twitter account

[timid quartz]

Rust❤️

[spare quartz]

notice how its totally outdated

and partially dilapidated

[lone sky]

old cars are more reliable by the way

not defending aera, just saying :3

[spare quartz]

i dont think we're referring to the same thing

[lone sky]

I know.

I am just saying.

smh.

[spare quartz]

so you'd be defending me then

because ada is older than rust...

and actually is maintained...

[timid quartz]

Rust is maintained…Ada is not….

[spare quartz]

says nobody

rust users with their "msrv"

ada users not having to worry about that 💪

@lone sky check tele

[timid quartz]

Me when I try to compile Ada 2022 code with an Ada 80 compiler

[spare quartz]

you using a compiler that is 40 years old

rust gets outdated in like

3 days

[timid quartz]

Everyone knows that the best language is C89

[spare quartz]

liar.

[timid quartz]

-std=c89 -pedantic -Wall -Werr my beloved

[spare quartz]

"Wall"

wall like mexico-us border wall

trump supporting language.

[lone sky]

need.

[lavish dove]

fr

bro my phone is so close to 4k

not really

but the dpi is crazy

[rustic vine]

wow what phone?

thats very expensive

[spare quartz]

A9 iw TEST AX, imm16 I Valid Valid AND imm16 with AX; set SF, ZF, PF according to result.
A9 id TEST EAX, imm32 I Valid Valid AND imm32 with EAX; set SF, ZF, PF according to result.

[lone sky]

here's how i'll torture you

david

[spare quartz]

ughhghgh

need to update the floppy geometry

off by 2(?)

[lone sky]

five nights at miko's

[spare quartz]

14,000 lines of logs

BIOS FP CPY 0x0000000000003000 -> 0x0000000000004000 @ 0x0000000000002B10

[timid quartz]

Project Loom more like Project Doom (it was not a boom)

[spare quartz]

SET 0x0000000000003A0E TO 0x0D
SET 0x0000000000003A0F TO 0x0A
SET 0x0000000000003A10 TO 0x56
SET 0x0000000000003A11 TO 0x65
SET 0x0000000000003A12 TO 0x72

[lavish dove]

motorola edge 2024. I got it a few weeks before they released the 2025 version for the same price though..

2400*1080 144hz OLED with HDR

[lone sky]

Project Doom more like Project Moon

[spare quartz]

3A12
0x0000000000003000 -> 0x0000000000004000 @ 0x0000000000002B10

(0x3A12 - 0x2B10) + 0x3000

031043201041040324235923042394023423-42104210-4323410-34210-34023402=30we,skdlmvcxklnchknequo

[rustic vine]

but 4k is a lot of money right?

or not USD?

[spare quartz]

ohhhhhhhh myyyy godddd its cause i didnt factor in the SEGMENTS!!!!!!

im gonna kill someone

that was the solution

[spare quartz]

it printed the copyright...........

[timid quartz]

glad u figured it out tho

[spare quartz]

a shell

just a week away

[timid quartz]

I wonder if that would make the zig program run

@spare quartz ^?

[spare quartz]

it doesn't

[timid quartz]

:(

how confident are you that your cpu could run an arbitrary program

[spare quartz]

barely

[timid quartz]

aw

[spare quartz]

ill still try

[timid quartz]

I was gonna compile the OS I used for class and send it

Granted it wouldn’t be a flat binary

I don’t think

[spare quartz]

what would it be

[timid quartz]

I’ll have to look

[timid quartz]

when it's run in qemu it's just image type raw

[spare quartz]

so a flat binary

[timid quartz]

ig

file says DOS/MBR boot sector

[spare quartz]

need to figure out how to fix the curos..r.

[spare quartz]

just realized

its able to print out actual dynamic numbers

thats cool

[slender sail]

Does anyone know if theres any possible improvements on this? I found it in qserf downloads and imrpoved it but im not the best scripter

[spare quartz]

where did you find it..

[slender sail]

i found a basic script in qserf free uncopylocked and remade it
based it off that one tho but i think in my opinion way better

i have like 9 more versions i made of that

Why?

[lone sky]

@worthy garden

[hallow hinge]

what the shi am i looking at

🥀

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/dow-3-doppler-dow-tornado-gif-14780484964421495867

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/972096530330845254/1134081302233108580/caption.gif

[slender sail]

thats not true at all i needed a reference bc im not that smart 😭

[timid quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347254691966615552/1388599719751585932/cat_evil.gif

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1954491974708584887

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FixupX · Aug 10, 2025, 10:36 AM

[timid quartz]

throw that thing ONTO THE TRACKS RAAH

[spare quartz]

NO

??

[timid quartz]

im jk...he looks cute...

[timid quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MuLd2r1AfTU

found you irl

[spare quartz]

i HATE

ice in drinks

[timid quartz]

yet you want to live in ice

[spare quartz]

yes.

[lone sky]

in iceland*

[rustic vine]

agree

cuz u get less drink

overall

if they put ice in it

so I just ask for ice in a separate cup usually

[spare quartz]

i just hate it cause it gets diluted and i drink slowly

only for water do i use ice...

[rustic vine]

ye thats why u

get it to go

yknow

[timid quartz]

i am incredibly b oard

[spare quartz]

he pl me fix my terminalllllllll

terinainaklall

[timid quartz]

niwflv 8eryuava4qon 389wtyv 4359w8on2y a48wio56ty a4WT68YUIO A4WETO;YIU T4EAWliuohyg a4twi8n W3R58TYA WILERTGHYUS IL8UYATEWR8IYLU TRAE4P98Y OATWEY8OP AESGT Y98T7OPAWER IUq32wr p8yoiuaqEH5PO 8YTR5EP 8OY4ESRTAWSGR TDP9Y80 SG8RYTDE

there

[spare quartz]

your coding sucks ass dude.

im sending a half naked man.

[timid quartz]

WHAT

?????

[timid quartz]

mfw fucking omaneko

WAIT

IT HAS SPAMTON EYES LOL

[spare quartz]

NO

KYS

RN

!!!

[timid quartz]

🪞

[spare quartz]

NO DELTASLOP IN THIS THREAD

[timid quartz]

deltaslop ❌

deltaPEAK

[spare quartz]

https://gyazo.com/7bd86507cbae36ab02d0d7ed87a5f07c.gif

[spare quartz]

omg.. yknow what.. i should draw omaneko after

[lone sky]

DIE.

[pastel tinsel]

[lone sky]

MRE PLEASE DIE.

[timid quartz]

show some of your drawings

[spare quartz]

IM NOT A MEAL READY TO EAT

[spare quartz]

im not showing!

[timid quartz]

:| lame

bet bro cant draw

[spare quartz]

you're so right

[pastel tinsel]

gate keeping

[lone sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166065254699106355/1403092075158966352/caption.gif

[spare quartz]

10 years programming... art worse than a 2 year old

skills 💪

[pastel tinsel]

no clue what that means 😭

[lone sky]

well done kid

[spare quartz]

OK. bios interrupt 0x10 ah 0x06 i think

what do it want me to do with cusor po.s..

[timid quartz]

false

[spare quartz]

sending this to you rn

god i love steak

[pastel tinsel]

I am forced to eat steak every week basically 😭

[rustic vine]

wut

why

[pastel tinsel]

kansas

ie the wild west

[rustic vine]

I thought u were in california

[pastel tinsel]

no...

I never have been

it is weird

[rustic vine]

I swear u met someone in cali

[pastel tinsel]

everyone thinks that

I met sky

[rustic vine]

SO U ARE IN CALI

[pastel tinsel]

at my house

[rustic vine]

wut

[pastel tinsel]

no

sky met me not the other way around

[rustic vine]

so in... kansas?

[pastel tinsel]

yeah

[rustic vine]

oh

good job sky idk if I'd be able to find kansas its so irrelevant

[pastel tinsel]

lmfao

[spare quartz]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2025/08/10/sugar-cookies-target-recall-favorite-day/85600301007/

[umbral monolith]

wood isn't even bad for you in food (except if it's toxic) 😭
granted it's not a listed ingredient but that's the only valid case for recall i can see

[spare quartz]

depends on what part of the tree its from and how

like if its just sawdust then it's probbly inert

but bark... or if the wood is rotten/infected... ehhh

[umbral monolith]

this is my go-to with "wood in food" cause i do wood working 😭

but yeah bark is a no no

[spare quartz]

i love sawdust.... 🍽️

[umbral monolith]

there's a guy i follow on youtube who puts many tree products into foods like bread and ice cream

"@justinthetrees"

[normal bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKDal51f5LU

eat sawdust

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz another shitnet https://ravendevteam.org/betanet/

[spare quartz]

?

this looks like a bore to read so can you distill it for me

[lavish dove]

They find some trace amounts of non-toxic wood in food and immediately recall everything but huge chunks of plastic are okay I guess

[spare quartz]

well we know microplastics are "probably" inert

they "probably" won't do anything bad to us

[timid quartz]

A “new internet”

[spare quartz]

okay but how and why

and at what level

[lavish dove]

If you are being threatened by federal entity blink twice

[spare quartz]

because if they replace link layer they're not convincing a single NIC manufacturer

[timid quartz]

how: idk
what level: idk
why: privacy

[spare quartz]

👁️

[spare quartz]

USELESS, USELESS, USELESS, USELESS!!!!!

[timid quartz]

another shitnet

doomed to more obscurity than even freenet or I2P

https://www.reddit.com/r/oneshot/s/Og7YrRl3st

[spare quartz]

"All requirements marked MUST, MUST NOT, or SHALL are mandatory for compliance."

and they're very clearly trying to be ietf

like just use your own wording man.

"QUIC variable-length integer (RFC 9000 §16)."

why not specify the binary format? a varint is incredibly simple

"Unless stated, sizes are in bytes."

this is unclear, what is a byte?

[timid quartz]

"All requirements marked MUWUST, MUWUST NAWT, or SHAWW are mandatory for compliance."

[spare quartz]

wtf does this even mean

cryptography should never be a fixed set of algorithms

why are you making your own layer model? stop it

and payments are "1.6" ???

that is an application layer thing

plus none of these structures use monospaced text

[spare quartz]

my bad thats an L

(like this entire "spec" sheet that's really just someone with autism in their first steps of reading something in the IETF)

[spare quartz]

also why are they using what is apparently tcp or quic...

[spare quartz]

yeah im sorry this is practically useless

i can't even tell from multiple glances what this is supposed to go over

the wording is also incredibly awkward

this amount of branding should never be in a specification and most of it is tech jargon

this is not gonna replace anything in my lifetime

[timid quartz]

another shitnet

[spare quartz]

https://youtu.be/Vi_asBY5UX8

my response

[timid quartz]

like buddy we already have usenet, freenet, i2p, tor…

gopher

[spare quartz]

and i still dont have an answer on what they're supposed to run on

like i can't tell if they want this over quic/tcp/udp (which will cause pretty bad encapsulation issues), or if they want to replace IP, which, no, not happening

and especially not Ethernet/802.11 because no NIC manufacturer could ever listen to someone who didn't invent a new medium of communcation

[spare quartz]

and plus these all still run over the internet and they're still fine privacy wise

if you really care about privacy use tor and TLS v1.3

and if it wasn't bad enough they're not sending content-encoding

[lone sky]

@spare quartz implant placed

👍

[spare quartz]

CHAON

[timid quartz]

govt probably already backdoored tor, inb4 they make TLS 1.4 and backdoor that

considering all this chat control nonsense

[spare quartz]

... the govt made tor

[timid quartz]

I should write my congressmen

[spare quartz]

iirc tor was developed by the navy

[timid quartz]

eeeexactly and I wouldn’t be surprised if they control a lot of the nodes

Yeah it was the navy

[spare quartz]

oh no id guess like upwards of 1/3 of the nodes are fbi

but thats why you use multiple right

[timid quartz]

The tor project has apparently not been great recently

[spare quartz]

i already have

kosa gets passed and my existence ends 💔

[timid quartz]

kosa is gonna pass after you turn 18

IF it passes

[spare quartz]

24234234235235235134132131'

[spare quartz]

im gonna email the white house saying immigrants made kosa

[timid quartz]

how do you do that do you just like write a letter and mail it to the capitol or what

[spare quartz]

that'll fix it

[spare quartz]

basically

you just take a piece of stationery, a letter, and just mail it

im pretty sure USPS mails it for free if you have your mailboxes little flag thing up

mmmbm pizza

[lone sky]

I NEED PIZZA.

[timid quartz]

pizzer

[spare quartz]

ew.

[timid quartz]

to Washington or one of their offices or what

[spare quartz]

probably the former, with their name on it

iirc you can also call them but who knows what that will do

[timid quartz]

my house rep has like two offices in the local area and one in Washington

[spare quartz]

try the local area first

[timid quartz]

can also email but that’s gonna get lost in the inbox I know it

[spare quartz]

just make me president

ill fix it

[timid quartz]

destroy the internet

[spare quartz]

cant

[timid quartz]

all computers now illegal

[spare quartz]

destroying the internet would be impossible 💔

[timid quartz]

you can make all computers illegal in the usa

[spare quartz]

okay but

why would i do that

id just make chao mandatory

[timid quartz]

cause computers SUCK

RAAH

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-and-fluffy-furry-fluffy-dance-love-gif-5235735873221121631

[timid quartz]

most correct bayachaoglish

chaoglish

[spare quartz]

only good english

ruby White House

[timid quartz]

ruby white house

why is the first result for "ruby white bayachao" babio

[spare quartz]

its not

?

[spare quartz]

https://youtu.be/MAmnOLXKqKQ?t=519

[spare quartz]

its cause you're using a poor mans search engine

[timid quartz]

sorry that I dont want goog slurping more of my data than they already do

ddg also gives an option to block ai images