💽Programming Chat v2

[spare quartz]

Have you ever pressed a button on those traffic light intersections

[timid quartz]

😄 ❤️

[spare quartz]

And it says “WAIT”

do you just run in the traffic

??

[timid quartz]

no I just run across the street when there's no cars

@rustic vine can attest, this is what you do

[rustic vine]

run??

aint nobody running

they lesiurely walking across the street

atl babyyy

[spare quartz]

atl isn’t a city it’s an airport

get it right

[rustic vine]

we basically are an airport

thats the whole city's personality

[timid quartz]

atp isn't a person it's a chemical inside animal cells

get it right

[rustic vine]

nothing else going on here

LOL

[spare quartz]

wrong

I’m an LLM created by OpenAI

[timid quartz]

OF COURSE

it all makes so much sense now

[rustic vine]

openai ain't even open anymore what happened

nvm they made atp it makes sense

[spare quartz]

Too good to be seen

[rustic vine]

too good to be seen is another way of saying not seen at all

[spare quartz]

security by me. 😎

[rustic vine]

security by staying inside and never venturing out

[spare quartz]

okay but the worlds boring anyways

[timid quartz]

ok well time to go suffer with my dilated eyes until they decide they wanna undilate

[spare quartz]

just

like

[rustic vine]

just take a nap

or listen to audiobook

[spare quartz]

close your eyes a bit so there’s not as much light coming in

[rustic vine]

or do some chores

[spare quartz]

if it’s that big of an issue

[rustic vine]

did u get a new prescription or something

or was it a checkup but they felt like being evil

brooooo u know that

hot air balloon they get u to stare at

in the machine

[spare quartz]

Yeah

[rustic vine]

u guys can relate right

pls

OK that thing is wonkyu

whys it a hot air balloon

[spare quartz]

Usually they just put me in that weird lens switching machine

[rustic vine]

they do that to me too

[spare quartz]

I dunno what that thing does at the end

3 lenses that look the same

but I gotta choose…

[rustic vine]

just say they look the same

[spare quartz]

but what if there IS a difference and I’m just not looking enough

[rustic vine]

then you should use a JVM to measure the difference

[spare quartz]

OK harry

[rustic vine]

optics and lenses was honestly one of the more exciting things I've learned in physics

wish it was touched on more but I guess a cs majors have no need to know how lenses work

[spare quartz]

get a job in designing camera sensors

im sure they use C++ or an HDL somewhere…

[spare quartz]

yeah i def need new glasses

cant focus on these ones

[snow oak]

Intel MacBook 🤑

Which model? Or are you using the parallels app or whatever

[spare quartz]

when i say use windows i mean use bootcamp

[timid quartz]

MBP i7

[snow oak]

Nice

[timid quartz]

ok I can see a little more

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz you should use JVM flags to make it run as slow and inefficient as possible

[spare quartz]

You see there’s an inverse trade off to some of it

For example if you just allocate a huge amount of memory (more than you need), it actually runs faster

But it’s also hard to do that without risking instability

[timid quartz]

If you need a metric then take your http micro server and, with only JVM flags, increase response time as much as you can

[spare quartz]

Can youuuu do that

I’m in bed rn

[timid quartz]

do it tmrw

[spare quartz]

But I wanna work tmrw

Rate this hatchet

[timid quartz]

nice hatchet

[timid quartz]

This is work

[spare quartz]

No

This is work tho

[timid quartz]

what is work, erasing them off the face of the earth?

[spare quartz]

Nope

Cherishing them

[spare quartz]

Btw

https://fixupx.com/treatbeast/status/1952100622217379882?s=46

beast (@treatbeast)

Quoting Juri (@jurrito_)
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can you do this now

[timid quartz]

I’ve had classes since first grade yes

GLASSES

[spare quartz]

okay but were you a liberal dog with a smart ass baby staring at you

[timid quartz]

https://x.com/sampocino/status/1950417962961105177

sam pocino is online (@sampocino)

@scheminglunatic @undebeha labubical type theory weapons department

X · Jul 30, 2025, 4:47 AM

[spare quartz]

wtf is a labubu

“Devil connection delayed by 1 month”

https://fixupx.com/daarkmagiciann/status/1952120077815283841?s=46

Vangelis (@DaarkMagiciann)

@kayos_o

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[timid quartz]

Dawg my left contact doesn’t wanna come out

[spare quartz]

Keratitis!!!

Go get him!!!

[timid quartz]

FIBALLY

BITCH

[spare quartz]

☣️

[timid quartz]

heheheheh my pupils are still really wide

[spare quartz]

Can’t sleep

Think im gonna work on BSL more

[timid quartz]

Do the JVM thing

[spare quartz]

no

oops

was still on ipv6

[timid quartz]

https://youtube.com/shorts/7s8ylO2bR3k?si=pOmV8nBIBYvU3fhI

[spare quartz]

solution

dont take cs

welp time to write another ipv4 packet

[spare quartz]

TIL the test runner ddoses the local interface

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1952386453448610117

Dott. Orikron 🇵🇹 (@orikron)

🇨🇳 An engineering student in China made a prototype of a sword that levitates towards you and flies around on command.

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[lone sky]

YEAH OK RORY NYTE

[spare quartz]

I CANT WAIT FOR DEVIL CONNECTIONNNNNNNNNNN

[spare quartz]

bsl tcp socket tomorrow..

and also raw writing for v4/v6

[wicked cliff]

why does ATP hate rust

[lone sky]

they just do

[wicked cliff]

It's not even like C# which is a direct competitor to Java which they seem to like so much

[lone sky]

@Lorelius Hogglefart

wait no i meant to ping @timid quartz

[timid quartz]

???

[lone sky]

guess what

[timid quartz]

idiot

[lone sky]

ばやちゃお just made omori 2

[spare quartz]

SHUT YOUR MOUTH

[lone sky]

NO

!!

[spare quartz]

THATS OFFICIAL CHAO BUSINESS

[spare quartz]

It’s cause Rust should burn in the deepest pits of Hell

But not Aerasto though

He must stay alive until the ends of time to keep this chat alive

[lone sky]

factual

[spare quartz]

You. Get back to creating devious yi.

[lone sky]

:<

[timid quartz]

if Rust dies, I die with it

[spare quartz]

Nope

You’ll be converted to KotlinBayachaoism

[timid quartz]

I would sooner die

[timid quartz]

Cat is standing on my back

Laying*

[spare quartz]

Eat.

[timid quartz]

Mmmm

How to do QSERF maintenance tasks coding

[spare quartz]

Question mark

[timid quartz]

must script maintenance tasks

For QSERF

How

Must think of how…

[spare quartz]

Use a JVM!

[timid quartz]

no

[spare quartz]

Yssss

[timid quartz]

Lua only

[spare quartz]

:<<<<

[timid quartz]

Cat is now aggressively laying on top of me

[sterile ruin]

Sandboxing 2.0

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/pluey-mike-cat-mike-deltarune-cat-gif-4031603399869080487

[pastel tinsel]

kill

[lone sky]

silence John Soiledpants

[pastel tinsel]

what 😭

what does that mean

[lone sky]

nothing

[spare quartz]

@timid quartz https://fixupx.com/i/status/1480837910576656386

ばびお💣 (@BABIO__)

CHAON

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[timid quartz]

Cut here

[spare quartz]

NOOO

YOU MONSTER

https://fixupx.com/kyabe_mkmnfan/status/1952723246560035255?

きゃべ@マケモナー (@kyabe_mkmnfan)

※笑い声入ってます
︀︀見たことないバグ起きてて笑ったけど
︀︀コレはどう報告すれば良いんだwwwww

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[timid quartz]

https://youtube.com/shorts/amU0AMjbbhM?si=q5lfLIbPcN3hRXcZ

[spare quartz]

DEVIL CONNNECTTIONNNN!!!!

I NEEDD ITTTT

this is like my deltarune

[spare quartz]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Uwd3V8SP1QY?si=IfABx_W9sDzTna8e

[timid quartz]

Seen

[timid quartz]

that's not bayachao

good

[spare quartz]

you're right!

it's her friends :3

[timid quartz]

oh

not as good

[spare quartz]

good*

fun read() {
        val socket = BSLInternetRawSocket.open(BSLInternetProtocolSocketType.VERSION_4)
        socket.bind(BSLInetSocketAddress(InetAddress.getByName("127.0.0.1")))
        socket.promiscuous(true)
        val readable = ReadingByteBuffer(socket, ByteBuffer.allocate(65535), null)
        while (true) {
            val decoded = InternetProtocolV4.decode(readable)
            if (decoded.protocol.enum != InternetProtocolV4Transport.ICMP) continue
            println(decoded)
        }
        socket.close()
    }

okay back to designing this

i might make a LinkRawSocket separate from InternetRawSocket

[timid quartz]

INCONSISTENT NAMING

[spare quartz]

HOWWWWWWWWW

???

[timid quartz]

BSLInternetProtocolSocketType
BSLInetSocketAddress

[spare quartz]

because the second is for a specific AF

the top is for any internet AF

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/rems-glass-hammer-break-break-glass-gif-24096209

[timid quartz]

The person is me, the glass is Bayachao and Kotlin, the hammer is Rust

[spare quartz]

the hammer is bayachao/kotlin, the glass is you

[timid quartz]

❌ wrong

[spare quartz]

also i think thats a mallet

[timid quartz]

I have portrayed the hammer as Rust first therefore I am right

[timid quartz]

Your head is shaped like a mallet

[spare quartz]

you look like this irl

[timid quartz]

if I looked like that irl

I would die in a bad way

[spare quartz]

❌

thank you tom scott

[spare quartz]

https://github.com/andrewrk/HellOS

gonna use this rq

burn zig

nevermind its too old

[timid quartz]

ughhhhhhhh atp

I forgot how to codeee

[spare quartz]

how

[timid quartz]

zig is cool

[timid quartz]

IDK im trying to think of how to do the maintenance tasks stuff and my mind is just

[spare quartz]

bayachao

[wicked cliff]

debugging this assembly is aids

or the VM rather

[spare quartz]

dont you gave katsumi or whatver

tell them to do it

[timid quartz]

nooo but I wanna...

[spare quartz]

unrelated

but

do you have an ISO file i could use

[timid quartz]

uh

[spare quartz]

a small one preferably

[timid quartz]

define small

[spare quartz]

if you dont ill just get an ms-dos one

[spare quartz]

<1 gb

[timid quartz]

https://cdimage.debian.org/debian-cd/current/amd64/iso-cd/debian-12.11.0-amd64-netinst.iso

that one's like

680mb

[spare quartz]

okay thx

im rewriting our disc reader to support writing and i needed a test

[spare quartz]

corrected format

[timid quartz]

what is nuuk

[spare quartz]

greenland capital

[timid quartz]

o

ughhhh

brain no codey

brain no gamey either

[spare quartz]

東方

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz I think my brain is broken

[spare quartz]

w hy

[timid quartz]

brain no worky

[timid quartz]

what does this mean

[spare quartz]

watch bay a cha o.

[timid quartz]

I want to INCREASE my brain function not DECREASE it

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-and-fluffy-furry-fluffy-dance-love-gif-5235735873221121631

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1952769014502916527

Official Chicken Little Movie Account (@RANDOMC_L_EVENT)

Quoting BRICS News (@BRICSinfo)
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[spare quartz]

gotta remember this

[spare quartz]

FINALLY VERIFIED

💪

[timid quartz]

In where

[spare quartz]

the person who draws these (あゆただ) discord server

[timid quartz]

Also I just had a power surge and my PC was taking a while to post I hope it's ok

[spare quartz]

as long as your power supply isnt hazardous it should be fine

[timid quartz]

wdym hazardous

[spare quartz]

lacking electrical protection

[timid quartz]

it was also connected to a surge protector strip so hoooopefully

[spare quartz]

just need to write the primary volume

then the el torito spec

and the disc reader will be usable agian

[spare quartz]

Debian 12.11.0 amd64 n

[timid quartz]

Do they uh come with built in protection

[spare quartz]

yes

[timid quartz]

Phew my pc is ok

[timid quartz]

Why is the arrow pointing down

[spare quartz]

thats not an arrow

[timid quartz]

That’s an arrow

[spare quartz]

no

[timid quartz]

Yes

[spare quartz]

damn

the ubuntu ISO writers suck at making ISOs

XORRISO-1.5.2 2019.10.26.180001, LIBISOBURN-1.5.2, LIBISOFS-1.5.2, LIBBURN-1.5.2

[timid quartz]

....debian*

[spare quartz]

sorry

debian

[timid quartz]

did u try the zig os

[spare quartz]

can't compile

too old

[timid quartz]

lemme take a crack at it

[spare quartz]

send me binary / iso when you can

[timid quartz]

uh ok here's a binary

[spare quartz]

?

[timid quartz]

you said send u binary

[spare quartz]

of the compiled os

stupid

[timid quartz]

:3

[spare quartz]

17 / 17 / 17 / 17

[timid quartz]

ok cas latency

the cas latency of your brain is probably 10x that

[spare quartz]

got the overall primary volume done

just need el torito, file descriptors, and time...

[spare quartz]

time...

[timid quartz]

rrr

yeah this thing

do not wanna compile

might need to get older zig ver

[wicked cliff]

All of these are cute. I don’t know why aerasto doesn’t like them

[spare quartz]

it'll be really sad if it doesn't work but i can just use an old test file

[timid quartz]

mm they changed how @call works too

[spare quartz]

WHEN IS THE NEXT LEEK COMING OUT AERASTO

[timid quartz]

o shidd it built

[timid quartz]

nevef

[spare quartz]

WRONG

[wicked cliff]

Why does aerasto not like these

[spare quartz]

because he HATES asians

[timid quartz]

hey x86 programmer is this right

[wicked cliff]

?????

[timid quartz]

wtf totally false

I lived in japan for 2 months idot

[spare quartz]

whats this supposed to be doing exactly

also i cannot for the life of me tell whatever you're doing with ecx

[timid quartz]

setting new stack and calling kmain function

[spare quartz]

hmm

i can't tell if the OS is supposed to be run in real or protected mode

so i can't advise what you should be doing with the registers

but sure it looks fine i guess

[timid quartz]

ok

[wicked cliff]

Isn’t this like bayachao or something

[spare quartz]

no

thats こぎのきゐ

[timid quartz]

augh it bootloops

[spare quartz]

probably segfaulting

how are you running it

im unsure exactly what qemu brings the cpu in or what zigs inline assembler is doing

so im unsure exactly what mode the registers are in

(you could try gdb)

[timid quartz]

basically how it says in the GH repo

[spare quartz]

can you send the bin to me

[timid quartz]

Soon

Am eat

[spare quartz]

what

oh my god

kill this guy with NUKES

[spare quartz]

its crashing because of a supply chain vulnerability caused by rust

[timid quartz]

Kotlin *

[spare quartz]

we dont have supply chain vulns

it uses BSL 😎

[timid quartz]

BSL itself is a supply chain vulnerability

[spare quartz]

nah

perfection vulnerability

[wicked cliff]

I’m debugging my assembly VM because it won’t run the machine code I gave it. It works everywhere except when I need it to jump to a specific place.

[spare quartz]

have you seen exactly what it jumps to

[wicked cliff]

Yeah. I tell it to execute the specific segment of code, and it says it did but nothing actually gets executed. Will debug now

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/elliearomalady/status/1952847351741333754

Ellie (@elliearomalady)

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@grok is this true

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz

[spare quartz]

wtf

why is it 1.21 mb

[spare quartz]

the file format is incorrect

please send it as a flat binary

[timid quartz]

uhmmmm idk how to do that

[spare quartz]

just Google it

[timid quartz]

uhmmm

[spare quartz]

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/32002754/how-to-convert-elf-file-to-binary-file

OR try to turn it into an ISO

[timid quartz]

Just objdump it yourself smh

[spare quartz]

Can’t

Showering

[timid quartz]

y not

oh

[timid quartz]

evil

@spare quartz how do I get on that federal “don’t call/text me” list that lets me sue telemarketers n shit if they call me

[spare quartz]

Idk what that is

[timid quartz]

mhm sure

I’ve had enough of these political texts

[spare quartz]

can you plssss

do it for meee

im on windwos..

[timid quartz]

nooooo….

[spare quartz]

BUT YOU USE LINUX

週末の金〜月、お子さん共々妹が襲来するのでぶいちゃあんま入れないかもな〜。（騒がしくなりそうだじぇ）

[timid quartz]

macOS and windows normally

[spare quartz]

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[timid quartz]

Linux sucks for desktop

[spare quartz]

devill conecttinonnn

okkkkkkk

it is time to try out

"gparted"

[timid quartz]

Who would ever wanna connect with a devil

[spare quartz]

ME

WHEN HES A TWINK

[timid quartz]

You: “heaven is cool and all but I wanna go to hell what if satan is a twink”

[spare quartz]

counterpoint

[timid quartz]

Counterpoint: ew

[spare quartz]

how

they're so pretty

[timid quartz]

devils are evil

[spare quartz]

umm

no

[timid quartz]

ummmmm

yes

[spare quartz]

and the one on the left is an angel so

good

[timid quartz]

bad angel

angel would never do that

[spare quartz]

okay but

angel (kokuri) is not actually an angel

and you HAVE seen them kissing kohaku

so like idk.

[timid quartz]

ok but they’re not actually an angel

and kohaku isn’t actually a demon

[spare quartz]

wh

i didnt say that

[spare quartz]

the one on the left IS an angel

and the one on the right IS a demon

[timid quartz]

they’re still both pagan spirits so they’re both still bad

[spare quartz]

oh my goddddd

[timid quartz]

it’s all paganism

[spare quartz]

debirun husband

[timid quartz]

you are to that demon as unfunny is to the pagan “diety” izanari

[spare quartz]

IKR

i literally said that las tnight

also izanari isn't pagan

?

[timid quartz]

yyyyeeeessss…

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1180571435182329906/1191589751535456318/watermark.gif

oh my god

@timid quartz are you really sure you compiled that hellos thing right

its giving me a 425 kb flat binary

thats huge..

hold on let me try sectiongs

still 425 kb

wtf is in this

[timid quartz]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

probably debug build

[spare quartz]

reasons why zig sucks more like

[timid quartz]

lay off smh

zig is still alpha

[spare quartz]

lay off you*

if i were your employer i would for not using kotlin.

[timid quartz]

nobody hires for Kotlin it’s a JVM lang

everyone hires for Rust

[spare quartz]

nope

everyone destroys rust users on sight

[spare quartz]

chaon manufacturing process commence

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1952736506319376663

朝露 (@Asatsuyu_11)

全操作分担サンズ戦が既に神ゲー

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[spare quartz]

8.4.18 Directory Record for Root Directory (BP 157 to 190)
This field shall contain an occurrence of the Directory Record for the Root directory.

This field shall be recorded according to 9.1.

The Supplementary Volume Descriptor shall identify the volume, a system which can recognize and act upon the content of the Logical Sectors with Logical Sector Numbers O to 15, the size of the Volume Space, the version of the standard which applies to the Volume Descriptor, the version of the specification which applies to the directory records and the Path Table records, certain attributes of the volume and the coded graphic character sets used to interpret descriptor fields that contain characters.

The Enhanced Volume Descriptor shall identify the volume, a system which can recognize and act upon the content of the Logical Sectors with Logical Sector Numbers 0 to 15, the size of the Volume Space, the version of the standard which applies to the Volume Descriptor, the version of the specification which applies to the Directory Records and the Path Table Records, certain attributes of the volume and the coded graphic character sets used to interpret descriptor fields that contain characters.

nvm . need to code supplementary=======

[wicked cliff]

ok so I debuged the VM

it was very time consuming and took forever but the issue was right in front of me but I never thought to think of that specifically

I was wondering for hours why it said it was executing but the VM wasn't doing anything

Then I realized that I wasn't looping execution so it would execute the first instruction MOV r1, 1 and then return the next thing but there was nothing to actually keep execution going so it stopped, making the thing barrel along into the trash section where it ended the program

[timid quartz]

u need 2 watch primeagen

[spare quartz]

shut up i just came up with a golden serialization idea

[spare quartz]

based off of the design of the java ffi and minecraft codecs

hold on i can refine this

[spare quartz]

rate it...

did i do a good api...

[timid quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1286889218559442956/1296083021119623188/caption-3-3.gif

idk it's all just bytes

[spare quartz]

:<<<<

give up! give up! give up! give it up!

[lone sky]

what the fuck???

@spare quartz I just opened your profile 💔

[spare quartz]

fun <init>(kotlin.ByteArray, kotlin.ByteArray, kotlin.UInt, kotlin.UShort, kotlin.UShort, kotlin.UShort, kotlin.UInt, kotlin.UInt, kotlin.UInt?, kotlin.UInt, kotlin.UInt?, kotlin.ByteArray, kotlin.ByteArray, kotlin.ByteArray, kotlin.ByteArray, kotlin.ByteArray, kotlin.ByteArray, kotlin.ByteArray, java.time.ZonedDateTime?, java.time.ZonedDateTime?, java.time.ZonedDateTime?, java.time.ZonedDateTime?, kotlin.UByte, kotlin.ByteArray): org.bread_experts_group.computer.disc.ISO9660PrimaryVolume

[lone sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/994021841763053668/1391628346487603230/togif.gif

[pastel tinsel]

😭

[spare quartz]

hmm

figuring out how to set order on BaseReadingIO

bbb hard challenge

[rustic vine]

bbb like

better business bureau

[spare quartz]

@lone sky bbb

[lone sky]

beelzebub?

[spare quartz]

YE!!S!

[rustic vine]

brah

[flint belfry]

@spare quartz can you tell me more about that time you got a voicemail or something about spectrum shutting your shit or your codevs shit down cuz their tos says no hosting

[spare quartz]

103010403432025

again it was my codev (friend in new york)

im pretty sure they sent me an image of the email they got sent

so let me get it

so many

[flint belfry]

?

[spare quartz]

the number doesnt mean anything useful

its just what i produce

[flint belfry]

cuz my mom wants to switch to spectrum at some point

i only convinced her because of how slow it is

but i found out later from you that they shut some shit down you guys were hosting

and considering i host ALOT of shit i will probably get eradicated so knowing more from someone who firsthand experienced what happened is nice

[spare quartz]

oh my god bruh its all code

[timid quartz]

clean up your photos

[spare quartz]

WE HAVE 7K NO

[flint belfry]

open codev chat
looks inside
code

[spare quartz]

found it

[spare quartz]

thats a lie

[timid quartz]

ew your codev is a protogen????

[spare quartz]

yes

HOWEVER they're not annoying so it's fine

[timid quartz]

omw with my 1000v 500amp power supply to fry them

[spare quartz]

aera you live in seattle.

[lone sky]

aerasto after going mental and destroying everything atp likes

(that includes him)

[spare quartz]

UM WHAT

[timid quartz]

ATP doesn’t like me lol

[spare quartz]

I DONT LIKE AERA.

[lone sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/994021841763053668/1391628346487603230/togif.gif

not true

[timid quartz]

ATP only needs me to observe them

Insanity cannot exist in a vacuum it must be observed

[flint belfry]

what's the full version of the first email

or do you not have

[spare quartz]

im asking if he still has it

[flint belfry]

racist

[spare quartz]

he's probably asleep rn though so tmrw

[lone sky]

WAKE UP @flint belfry NEW DELTARUNE CRACK THEORY DROPPED

[timid quartz]

LOL THE MEG IMAGE?????

[flint belfry]

alsot that's the most bullshit reason ever security version
is http or https just a security issue to them

[spare quartz]

yeah

[flint belfry]

GET OUT

[lone sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/994021841763053668/1391628346487603230/togif.gif

[spare quartz]

UNFORTUNATELY

my codev is also an artifyber fan

💔

[rustic vine]

is that something they put in bread?

fiber?

arti fiber?

[spare quartz]

yes its a brand of microplastics

[rustic vine]

isn't fiber good for you???

oh its artificial fiber

I see

thats probably bad for you

[wicked cliff]

I remember I made a payment processor called NekoPay

super basic atomic model

for fake currencies

[flint belfry]

never have i wanted to curbstomp a png before

[spare quartz]

get friends you can ask to run programs for you 💪

[rustic vine]

ye I made one called NevaPay you use it when ur broke

it doesn't pay

btw

it relies on the cashier behind the counter saying "man just take it"

[spare quartz]

sorry to be the bearer of pad news

but thats actually a Graphics Interchange Format file

[rustic vine]

pad news??

new pad thai just dropped??

[rustic vine]

wut

thats not new pad thai

thats not pad thai at all

[spare quartz]

my message is padded for better memory efficiency when reading

[rustic vine]

huh

[flint belfry]

WVO FOES THAT

ITS NOT MOVING

[spare quartz]

whats wrong with you

[flint belfry]

WHY ISNT IT A PNG???

[flint belfry]

everything

[spare quartz]

because gifs are... used like that

[timid quartz]

chatgpt please redraw this bayachao art in artifyber style

[spare quartz]

thats what they were originally used for

GIFs have existed since before PNGs

[timid quartz]

atp when was the last time you even brushed your teeth and flossed

[spare quartz]

weirdo. you're so gross

[spare quartz]

now

[timid quartz]

false

[spare quartz]

true

i used soda

[timid quartz]

ur teeth r gonna fall out

[timid quartz]

Is that you

[spare quartz]

im gonna get gold plated teeth

and drink 9000 liters of soda

[spare quartz]

no thats a random japanese man

[timid quartz]

why would you do that

[spare quartz]

why would i do what

[timid quartz]

that poor Japanese man

[flint belfry]

ass usage should only be used for moving photos

[rustic vine]

this lowk could be aera tho

am I right

[spare quartz]

dammit aera

[rustic vine]

wut is

[spare quartz]

another japanese guy followed me back

[rustic vine]

wut

[spare quartz]

his self described location: "千葉県を羨む埼玉県"

[timid quartz]

一緒に話して

[rustic vine]

thats how I imagine aera is

in my head

[spare quartz]

no

he probably looks like a reddit mod

[rustic vine]

no??

o

I'll look out for one next time im around

[spare quartz]

shouldn't be hard to miss

[rustic vine]

yea I got thermals too

[spare quartz]

OK rich boy

[rustic vine]

no im brokeboy now

after I bought those

[spare quartz]

nah you got those from the PLA

[rustic vine]

wut

I've been made

the cover is blown

[flint belfry]

not that big of a deal but there was a gif that could have been an image lmao

[timid quartz]

if someone walks up to me and introduces themself as HarryXChen3 I’m immediately drop kicking them and calling campus police

[spare quartz]

kade what if that image was made in 1989

[rustic vine]

WHAT

😭

im reporting that as a threat

[spare quartz]

SINOPHOBIA

[rustic vine]

to health and safety

occupational health

and safety

wait

is it the other way around

[spare quartz]

what is

[rustic vine]

osha

occupational safety and health?

idk bruh

[spare quartz]

yeah

[rustic vine]

k

ur a nerd btw

[rustic vine]

oh ok I read that wrong

read that again

and you'll understand

what I read that as

[rustic vine]

hi

[timid quartz]

No

Bro would have literally internet stalked me

[rustic vine]

WYM

[spare quartz]

you two live in the same geographical area

thats not stalking thats just being next to someone

??

[rustic vine]

I asked like what car u drive bruh

theres like 20 million cars on the road

no ill intention I swear

[timid quartz]

still stalking if he’s able to track me down in my big college that’s situated in a massive city

[rustic vine]

😭

[spare quartz]

uh huh

[timid quartz]

ik

[spare quartz]

or just paying attention when someones looking at their phone and yapping bout rust

[rustic vine]

LOL

wait theres a lot of those

[spare quartz]

💀

flee the area

[rustic vine]

so maybe doesn't narrow it down...

fr

friend of mine dropped out of umich to go launch a startup funded by ycombinator

[spare quartz]

i need to stop crushing metal

[rustic vine]

its an interesting choice

I hope hes successful tho

[timid quartz]

Kotlin ☣️

[lone sky]

ok mettaton

[rustic vine]

😅

[spare quartz]

its theraputic

ignoring the danger of sharp aluminum

[rustic vine]

wait aera is not ur actual name right

[spare quartz]

thats a weird ass name so no

[lone sky]

ofc not

their name is probably some shit like

[rustic vine]

that'd be a SICK name tho

[lone sky]

marco hernández rodillera

[rustic vine]

LIKE HONESTLY

I think thats an awesome name

[spare quartz]

EVERY HISPANIC EVER

[rustic vine]

bro u forgot perez

[timid quartz]

nah lol

[rustic vine]

ok

that'd be a cool name tho

just sayin

[spare quartz]

harry isnt his actual name though

its gotta be chen

[timid quartz]

Niko “OneShot” Elbrecht

[spare quartz]

ITS MIKO R. ELBRECHT

!!!!!!!!!!!

[timid quartz]

what does the R stand for hmmm

[spare quartz]

take a guess

its super simple

[timid quartz]

Ryan

[rustic vine]

btw pretty neat long exposure in photos channel

[spare quartz]

what? no thats a weirdass middle name

[rustic vine]

ur def a Ryan

[spare quartz]

IM NOT A RYAN?

[timid quartz]

100%

[rustic vine]

100% a ryan

[spare quartz]

its robert 😭

[rustic vine]

bruh

wait

[timid quartz]

OML

[rustic vine]

ur 150% a robert

[timid quartz]

YOURE A BOB

[spare quartz]

LOL

[timid quartz]

BOB

[spare quartz]

MY DAD WAS CALLED BOB

😭😭😭

[rustic vine]

BOB

[lone sky]

ROBERT???

[rustic vine]

omg ur bob now

[lone sky]

ROBERT FOX????

[spare quartz]

Robert William III 😭

[rustic vine]

im never calling u atp ever again

ur bob to me now

[spare quartz]

NOOOO

😭

[rustic vine]

thats a name UPGRADE

[timid quartz]

is Miko your actual given name or did you change it

[rustic vine]

u should be HAPPY

[spare quartz]

name since birth yes

[rustic vine]

weird name

[lone sky]

ROBERT F. FOX IS THIS YOU

[rustic vine]

its ok u can be bob

[timid quartz]

[rustic vine]

bob is a good name

ok bye bob!!! @spare quartz

[spare quartz]

no its an awful name.......

[timid quartz]

BobStorages

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-vs-aliens-bob-funny-shocked-shook-gif-4861342645729883333

[spare quartz]

its on my birth ceritifcate!!!!! which i could actually share here since its not really identifying anything

thats if i had it on hand

the hospital on it dont even exist anymore 💔

[lone sky]

what is it with the greatest people ever and being called robert

[rustic vine]

mine is in chinese

take that

liberals

[lone sky]

we got Robert F. "Toby" Fox
Robert Tupala

[spare quartz]

mines from the usaf

take that commie

[rustic vine]

k bob

[spare quartz]

DIE

OK CHEN... ugh its not as satisfying

[timid quartz]

Mmm maybe I do need to acquire a few mental illnesses to become a better programmer

[lone sky]

Chao!

[spare quartz]

okay well. all of mine are from genetics...

so go back in time

and force one of your parents into war

(among other things)

[lone sky]

is unfunnylad a source of a mental illness

or are they just stupid

[spare quartz]

not a serious one no

[lone sky]

not a serious one

good enough

[spare quartz]

you do not want to be a serious mental illness .

[lone sky]

noted

[spare quartz]

or else youll become this

[timid quartz]

All I got is stupid burnout and maybe high functioning depression

[timid quartz]

casual mental illness meets professional mental illness

[spare quartz]

you see

bayachao is the cureall to all mental illnesses

[timid quartz]

Bayachao is the ultimate mental illness

[spare quartz]

nope

mental wellness

real mental illness

[timid quartz]

Imagine using Telegram

Real chads use Signal or Matrix or SimpleX

[spare quartz]

says the person with an upcoming second telegram account

[lone sky]

ok but matrix is an illness

[spare quartz]

guys just use radio transmissions guys

[lone sky]

SLANDER

THIS IS NOT REAL

[spare quartz]

broadcast at ~30 kW on 300 MHz

[timid quartz]

❌ not encrypted

[spare quartz]

what

you can encrypt radio you stupid

[lone sky]

best i can do is a number station

[lone sky]

what is THAT

[spare quartz]

chao.

[flint belfry]

huh

OH

OH 😭

[spare quartz]

worlds slowest plane

[timid quartz]

IT HAS SIBLINGS???

[spare quartz]

YES??

[timid quartz]

I hope they aren’t ill too

[lone sky]

you're weird

❤️

[spare quartz]

In online fandoms, a Tumblr Sexyman, or simply Sexyman, is a fictional character that gains wide popularity as a sex symbol. Characters described as Tumblr Sexymen are typically villainous or otherwise unusual, although the criteria for what qualifies as a Tumblr Sexyman varies greatly. The phenomenon is named after the website Tumblr, from which it originated, although Tumblr Sexymen have also gained popularity on other social media platforms such as Twitter.

[timid quartz]

I wonder if her parents think she brings honor to the ancestors

[spare quartz]

most likely

[lone sky]

praying aerasto gets pressed charges for defamation

[spare quartz]

they're a SUCCESSFUL artist

[lone sky]

❤️😍

[spare quartz]

which is more than you and me will ever achieve

[timid quartz]

Not*

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/if-you-laugh-you-go-to-hell-gif-3873033866034814568

[spare quartz]

btw

this is official mediawiki imagery

[lone sky]

as a quantum science staff you really don't have much right to say who brings honor to a family

[pastel tinsel]

is that you irl

[timid quartz]

TS + Bun NOW

[spare quartz]

no of course not

[lone sky]

that's you soiledpants

[pastel tinsel]

dude

[spare quartz]

but this is my husband

[pastel tinsel]

what is up with you and that

😭

[lone sky]

nothing

[pastel tinsel]

you say that to no one else

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-vs-aliens-bob-funny-shocked-shook-gif-4861342645729883333

[timid quartz]

Ben

Ben

Ben

[pastel tinsel]

aera

[spare quartz]

10

[timid quartz]

Ben

[spare quartz]

10

[timid quartz]

TS+Bun

[pastel tinsel]

send unfunny to yugoslavia

[spare quartz]

guys

pls use kotlin

im begging you

[flint belfry]

tenna

[lone sky]

whatever soiledpants

[pastel tinsel]

atp pls shut up

[lone sky]

i don't care

[spare quartz]

plsss

kotlin is so good

[pastel tinsel]

kotlin is bad

[spare quartz]

its so much better than ts you wont regret it

[lone sky]

you shut up soiledpants big mac hazard

[pastel tinsel]

jvm 👎

[spare quartz]

the jvm is GOOD

its leagues better than whatever "bun" does

[pastel tinsel]

I thought sky said fastify preforms worse on bun?

[timid quartz]

we use something other than fastify then

[timid quartz]

trust me I’ve tried to convince them otherwise it won’t work

[spare quartz]

waaaaaaaahhh

[pastel tinsel]

atp

I would be in college by the time v3 comes out if we used kotlin or rust

[spare quartz]

literally not true kotlin wise

maybe true rust wise

either way i dont go to school so education sisue

[timid quartz]

(Literally true Kotlin wise it would take longer than Rust)

[lone sky]

thank god bruh 🙏 won't have to deal with big mcsoiledpants mac hazard

[spare quartz]

not

[spare quartz]

HALT!!!

[timid quartz]

They won’t even use Go…

[pastel tinsel]

I should have looked into go tbh

[spare quartz]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Partial_transmittance.gif/250px-Partial_transmittance.gif

[pastel tinsel]

wtf 😭

I just

want to make a project in go or something first

to learn

[timid quartz]

Well also

[spare quartz]

then do it

!

[pastel tinsel]

I don't make ideas

[spare quartz]

MAKE a dns server in go

[timid quartz]

There’s no up to date Roblox library for Go

[pastel tinsel]

yup

that too

[timid quartz]

You could do this Ben

[pastel tinsel]

then I'd have to maintain it

[spare quartz]

then do it!

[pastel tinsel]

and roblox is fuck ass with their api

[lone sky]

what did I say wrong .

[spare quartz]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5d/Waventerference.gif/310px-Waventerference.gif

[timid quartz]

nah not really

Just make it do what Guardsman needs

[pastel tinsel]

I do not want to pull a fucking noblox

[spare quartz]

what does that even mean

[pastel tinsel]

dude aera it is to the point where I have had to use axios to manually send requests

and not use noblox

because they are all on like

v1 apis

and I need like v3 and shit

[timid quartz]

so you’re basically already making your own Roblox library

So just do that but in not TS

[pastel tinsel]

uhgu

ok how do I like

send http requests in go

[spare quartz]

https://pkg.go.dev/net/http

[timid quartz]

idk I haven’t used Go that much :3

[timid quartz]

but yeah prob this

[pastel tinsel]

is that like

the best one

[spare quartz]

no

thats just the one in the stdlib

[timid quartz]

^

[spare quartz]

theres probably 9 babillion libraries like in js

[pastel tinsel]

ok well in js we use axios

[pastel tinsel]

is there something like that in go

[spare quartz]

well

first guess

https://github.com/rezmoss/axios4go

[pastel tinsel]

😭

[timid quartz]

uh yes Ben

It’s called the thing that comes in the standard library

Because unlike TS, there’s actually useable things included with the language

[spare quartz]

hold on what if he uses this instead

[timid quartz]

TS dev’s first exposure to a standard library

[pastel tinsel]

ok um

[pastel tinsel]

🙏

I have made my go file

[spare quartz]

OK good luck

[timid quartz]

did you uh

Install the compiler

[pastel tinsel]

yeah

how do I like

[timid quartz]

And then go mod init in a folder

[lone sky]

@timid quartz how do I use cargo

[pastel tinsel]

"init" it

oih

[lone sky]

asking for no reason

[timid quartz]

to do what

[spare quartz]

https://doc.rust-lang.org/cargo/guide/

[lone sky]

oh thank you atp

didn't know you had the rust documentation at hand like that

[spare quartz]

you guys need to learn what CTRL+T in your browser does

[timid quartz]

there’s cargo init to make projects, cargo add and cargo remove to manage dependencies, cargo build and cargo run

[pastel tinsel]

uh

https://cdn.bigbenster702.com/u/g6QbPtm.png

[lone sky]

noted

[spare quartz]

listen to the computer

[]

[pastel tinsel]

die

[spare quartz]

but its probably more helpful

[timid quartz]

You can just Google a lot of this

(TS dev’s first exposure to language and tooling documentation)

[pastel tinsel]

oh

is .mod like

packages.json

[timid quartz]

kinda

[spare quartz]

id ask if you had any experience with java modules but im afriad im the only person here :<

[timid quartz]

https://go.dev/doc/tutorial/getting-started

[spare quartz]

or for modules immediately ... https://go.dev/blog/using-go-modules

[pastel tinsel]

omg

https://cdn.bigbenster702.com/u/E4e6nFA.png

[timid quartz]

congrat!!

[timid quartz]

down with Big JVM!!

[lone sky]

give me 1 or 2 years atp....

[spare quartz]

UNFORTUNATELY this was not run on a jvm and was run on a CPU 🤮

🤮

[lone sky]

just wait a bit.... I will get there soon

[spare quartz]

https://youtu.be/db6v-6UV74k

[spare quartz]

child labor on bsl......

[lone sky]

[spare quartz]

devil connection... i will cherish you forever...

[timid quartz]

@pastel tinsel https://medium.com/deno-the-complete-reference/node-js-fastify-vs-go-performance-comparison-for-jwt-verify-and-mysql-query-73c056f19dcc

[pastel tinsel]

lmao

https://cdn.bigbenster702.com/u/LWDHlSD.png

[timid quartz]

lol

Ok bed

@pastel tinsel keep updating on how Go goes

[spare quartz]

i am interested too .......

[timid quartz]

anything but TS or Python……..

[timid quartz]

13th reason

[spare quartz]

what does that mean..

[pastel tinsel]

honestly this doesn't look THAT bad

importing is a bit weird but that is fine ig

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz had a dream someone tried to merge this and #1267583072728121384, immediately woke up

[spare quartz]

@flint belfry

[spare quartz]

Good.

[timid quartz]

Total BEG death