💽Programming Chat v2

[spare quartz]

https://youtu.be/wp3D9VQUy3E?t=5335

shes running out of breath in the middle of the song 😭😭

[timid quartz]

i hope now that she has a husband that she focuses on him and her family and stops streaming and making art and becomes normal

[spare quartz]

dude shes had a husband for like 2 years

[timid quartz]

good she's two years closer to becoming normal

[spare quartz]

never

especially since whats gonna happen in 3 MONTHS!!!!!!

[lone sky]

feeble minded

lacks enough cells to perform basic actions.

[timid quartz]

that'll be her last act

also ngl I'm willing to bet $20 they got married to avoid the single tax that's rolling out in 2026

[spare quartz]

WHAT 😭

[rustic vine]

hey do yall like sparkling water

[spare quartz]

worst thing to ever say

[timid quartz]

I mean

it's happening

tax hike for singles starting in 2026

[spare quartz]

source ?

[spare quartz]

https://youtu.be/wjR2nVN9tQw?t=263

[rustic vine]

I guess everyone is indifferent, I ask cuz a friend rlly likes it and I don't get it

[timid quartz]

aaaa

asdjfklasdiuofha

sdfiaosdv,mnasd'fcoasuidofa

[sdfihasdf

asdf8]asdf

[po

[timid quartz]

gin

he so goofy

[spare quartz]

huh

so BSL http is faster than what go is doing (they have a latency of 30 us per op, while we only have 3.5 us)

but because our sockets are blocking we're going a bit slower

i'll need to reearch non-blocking in the future

[timid quartz]

bls perpetually slower than go

[spare quartz]

the request socket isn't blocking but the response socket is

but theirs is 27,364 ns / op, ours is 3,549 ns / op

[timid quartz]

it's because of your under-reliance on libraries

and literally anything else

[spare quartz]

im literally showing you our server is better performing than them

but we need to study the I/O

[timid quartz]

mm I bet it does better in other situations

(gin)

[spare quartz]

i mean literally every benchmark on their github shows worse performance than us

by at least 5 times

[timid quartz]

mm ur software is just tailored to look good on benchmarks

[spare quartz]

❌

our benchmark is crappy

[timid quartz]

yes

your benchmark is giving you false stats

[spare quartz]

ergo its showing WORSE stats

than what we should be getting

[timid quartz]

it's showing you better stats than you'd be getting

by about a factor of 10,000

wait no 100

factor of 100

[spare quartz]

i need a herrrrrooooooooo

[rustic vine]

if only u wrote assembly it would be faster

[spare quartz]

GOOD IDEA HOLD ON

[rustic vine]

its a running joke that we always try to include a little assembly in our code cuz it makes the code faster

[spare quartz]

unfortunate

[rustic vine]

even if its something dumb

and pointless

usually it is

[rustic vine]

tragic

I feel like that worked before

must've been in a different version

[spare quartz]

i could write that instruction but i dunno what it'd do

[rustic vine]

um

it'd make http faster

!!!

[spare quartz]

okay so the socket is still blocking, but

[timid quartz]

rule #1 never trust benchmarks that someone makes themselves

[spare quartz]

do you want the benchmark

[timid quartz]

you see now that seems right

500k r/s

honestly maybve still off by a factor of 10 but

[spare quartz]

die

now all the time is spent decoding strings

[timid quartz]

should be spent switching to rust

[spare quartz]

1.831us
done 546149.6450027308 r / s

[timid quartz]

yeah too high factor of 10

[spare quartz]

you're just afraid of the march of progress.

[timid quartz]

0 progress

you've yet to beat a rust framework or even the ts framework I linked earlier

[spare quartz]

its cause of the blocking socket

[timid quartz]

only 2% increase

[spare quartz]

nope

[timid quartz]

yope

also I forgot my fuckin macbook charger at my work I think

le big cringe I dont wanna download 🤢 coding stuff 🤢 on my pc

[spare quartz]

btw

thanks for being annoying about perf

you have unironically helped me 🙏

[timid quartz]

not the intended effect

[spare quartz]

well when you're incessant about it im forced to profile

CHROME* is really dumb btw

worst probe ever

[spare quartz]

anyways more efficient static server as a result

[timid quartz]

still cant play files on desktop discord

[spare quartz]

no way, you were checking if that fixed ORB too?

unironically i had a thought in my head that if efficiency improvements caused by you fixed ORB, i would unfortunately have to thank you

https://fixupx.com/pupOnSecurity/status/1947021168697114741

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FixupX · Jul 20, 2025, 7:49 PM

[timid quartz]

No I didn’t check

[flint belfry]

eg, you

said basic actions being not installing steamos on everything

[timid quartz]

Steam OS more like just use windows

[lone sky]

would rather eat spikes than use that shit

no thanks air ass toe

[flint belfry]

what else were you gonna say

[lone sky]

[timid quartz]

Get eating then

[spare quartz]

https://breadexperts.group/art/あゆただ/_1947233234619683315_0.jpg

test

okay thats fast

[timid quartz]

another reason why I dislike ts

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1322722035394416660/1396896451379990790/image.png?ex=687fc0b3&is=687e6f33&hm=c5e38de54ed36b5caac919186397c45ca4df4a203527912cf1b39756f7e19629&

all the work you gotta do just to get request validation

this may be a fastify skill issue though idk

[spare quartz]

I don’t see the problem here

you have to validate the entire schema against the request… looks about right

Oh I see

I thought that entire block was supposed to be the body

Nvm

fun read(from: InputStream): ACMEOrderResponse = json(from).asObject {
            ACMEOrderResponse(
                withString("status"),
                ZonedDateTime.from(
                    DateTimeFormatter
                        .ISO_DATE_TIME
                        .parse(withString("expires"))
                ),
                inArray("identifiers") {
                    it.asObject {
                        ACMEIdentifier(
                            withString("type"),
                            withString("value")
                        )
                    }
                }.toList(),
                inArray("authorizations") {
                    URI(it.asString { value })
                }.toList(),
                URI(withString("finalize")),
                (entries["certificate"] as? JSONString)?.let { URI(it.value) }
            )
        }

[timid quartz]

it defines the types of the body

and it's kinda cringe because there's no autocomplete for that syntax

[spare quartz]

i should probably make our JSON parsing detect optionals better......

anyways hold on to this

okay found it

[timid quartz]

versus rust I can just do like

// snip
#[derive(Deserialize)]
struct Info {
  field1: u32,
  field2: String,
}

async fn index(info: web::Json<Info>) -> Result<String> {
    Ok(format!("{}", info.field1))
}

like that's just

insanely easier

but the difference isn't really in the lang but in the framework

[spare quartz]

string hell 💪

okay hopefully this works

[timid quartz]

it wont

coding sucks

[spare quartz]

CALL jdk/NativeStringUploader: private native void upload(java/lang/String p1) - サーバー - VirtualMachine:65
12:35:15.698 ServerScriptService.JavaVirtualMachine.VirtualMachine:72: no code attribute

okay native function time

[timid quartz]

man I know something to do that might also make me lose all will to live

make an actually decent TS web framework

[spare quartz]

JVM printed something!

[timid quartz]

ewww gross it speaks

[spare quartz]

just need to putfield this and decode

and i should have my string back

looks like its properly sized

[timid quartz]

"micronjdk"

[spare quartz]

named it that because its only composed of 5 classes

[timid quartz]

should have called it bayajdk

https://www.reddit.com/r/OMORI/s/taGC94WwHT

Omg snuuy

[spare quartz]

ew

babio 💪

[timid quartz]

babio is not comparable to sunny at all

[spare quartz]

yes he is

hes better

[timid quartz]

babio is demented

[lone sky]

atp.

I think you

shouldn't

send that here 😭

@wraith scarab can you cite me on that btw

[lone sky]

my home

[spare quartz]

AHA

OBJECT SPECIFIC FIELDS

now to decode

IT WORKS!!!!

[wraith scarab]

WAT

IDK WHAT IT IS

[spare quartz]

only took me 2 days

[lone sky]

ummm

the drawing i replied to

can you umm

tell me if it breaks any rule

[wraith scarab]

HOW

IDK

if the source is bad or its cropped shit then maybe

otherwise its on topic because its programming chat and ur all like that /s

[lone sky]

fair 😭

[spare quartz]

@timid quartz just figured out why babios birthday is today

japanese people are freaks, yet again

[spare quartz]

contextually executed methods for call-stack

[spare quartz]

Objects.toString() (initial test)

terrifying

[timid quartz]

Nauseating

[spare quartz]

first bit of reflection

[timid quartz]

horrible

[spare quartz]

no way this is actually working

[timid quartz]

it's not working

:3

[spare quartz]

IT WORKED

actual reflection

[timid quartz]

❌ didnt work

[spare quartz]

hmmm

how to stringify a number...

stringconcatfactory again aughhhhh

@rustic vine okay so sorry for pinging you but

is there any luau implementations for the bare metal?

or something like that, at least? a funny idea just came into my head about using this lua JVM as a basis for the BSL bare metal project

(it'd be a circular workflow... assembly written in kotlin, to run a JVM written in lua, to run kotlin code... but funny idea nonetheless)

[timid quartz]

What the hell that’s cursed

[spare quartz]

worlds best stringifier

[timid quartz]

worst*

[spare quartz]

㈱

[timid quartz]

Plant

[spare quartz]

(stock)

[timid quartz]

plant

[spare quartz]

no

[timid quartz]

Yes

[spare quartz]

株

stock

[timid quartz]

Plant

[spare quartz]

no

[timid quartz]

Small plant

[spare quartz]

no

stump

[timid quartz]

You built like a stump

[spare quartz]

im going to fire you

[spare quartz]

corrected the arithmetic

just need string concat... which is hard..

at least it has the math right

[pastel tinsel]

it is a fastify skill issue

we don't even do it that way

https://cdn.bigbenster702.com/u/BTxKBjR.png

[rustic vine]

whut does this mean

[spare quartz]

a luau vm that runs without an environment like an OS

in other words, "as the kernel"

time to drive nails into my eyes finally

[rustic vine]

oh I see

I remember reading that someone wanted to

but I don't think that ever happened

[spare quartz]

ah

[rustic vine]

I don't believe theres one I'm aware of

[spare quartz]

well.... i could maybe try later after im happy with this jvm....

[rustic vine]

maybe this would interest you?

[spare quartz]

ive seen it before, but why do you say that

[rustic vine]

baremetal... I think

[spare quartz]

oh dont worry

kotlin is baremetal

[spare quartz]

whats this in context to?

[rustic vine]

it compiles luau bytecode to native code for either x86_64 or aarch64

how native...?

i mean, it's literally native, but you'll need some runtime stuff to run baremetal

[spare quartz]

it compiles luau bytecode to native code for either x86_64 or aarch64 is this about crystal, or the project you mentioned

[spare quartz]

(here)

[rustic vine]

this is abt luau JIT

[spare quartz]

oh that

[rustic vine]

and running luau baremetal

[spare quartz]

JIT is mega complex wrt to no environment

if it has AOT that could be interesting

[rustic vine]

well there were 2 discussions ongoing

the first response was to someone asking about how the JIT works

the 2nd discussion was abt running luau baremetal

so I assume aot native compilation like luau has now would be similar

[spare quartz]

i see

[rustic vine]

sounds like it wouldn't be too hard... but why?

[spare quartz]

it seems like a moderately funny idea (and would mean deploying a jvm baremetal would be easier initially)

since from my apparent view the luau vm is simpler than the jvm

[rustic vine]

the lua vm is incredibly simple

luau's vm is not much more complex

[rustic vine]

that'd be cool

[rustic vine]

also I was talking with a friend the other day

he was telling me how trump is basically insider trading

24/7

cuz he can hugely influence the news and thus the market

so like hes definitely telling all his friends what hes gonna do next

so they can short or buy

[spare quartz]

ez strat

[rustic vine]

bro its actual cheats

free money strat

[spare quartz]

unfortunately firing that fed chair guy would mean the market would crash

so hopefully he doesnt actually 🙏

[rustic vine]

lol

lowk powell fixed the US

he unironically did good during covid

[spare quartz]

very true

idk how he did it but almost nothing changed here price wise

[rustic vine]

I know how he did it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI7sBsBHdCk

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1947296757232103717

A Flock of Meese (@meesedev)

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FixupX · Jul 21, 2025, 2:05 PM

[rustic vine]

its complaining abt the inflation but honestly I think powell did a pretty good job

as best as he could've given the circumstances and who was in office, lol

just a funny video

[rustic vine]

ok but ain't nobody gonna play it 😢

[spare quartz]

i sure wonder how people can code on the gpu so well

[rustic vine]

I assume doing that isn't even too difficult, mc is just super dated and crutched by old design decisions

[spare quartz]

i dont know anything outside of the cpu

[rustic vine]

but maybe its super impressive idk

I can't judge cuz I ain't a gpu wizard either lol

[spare quartz]

they're still using OpenAL and an opus decoder from almost 2 decades ago 🔥

[rustic vine]

ye that sounds abt right

its ok notch will make mc 2

also notch seems to have some pretty bad takes

[spare quartz]

he's also got a tiny bit of an ego

i dunno if he's gotten better there but i remember him yapping about people who use a premade game engine like unity aren't real programmers

[rustic vine]

yea im thinking abt that too

[rustic vine]

what happened in jan

he got abudcted

thats the only explaination

[rustic vine]

wait thats not u right..

[spare quartz]

no

[rustic vine]

ok LOL I had a sudden like

revelation

oh nvm ur still a pretty big addict

@spare quartz

[spare quartz]

who

also just to be clear i mainly just support jvm/kotlin

[rustic vine]

what about kotlin?

there's a consensus that it is nicer than java, but it is still a jvm language and so is mostly limited by the jvm's potato of a type system
if you need a jvm language sure use kotlin it is quite a bit less frustrating

[spare quartz]

"jvm's potato of a type system"

what programming language does he use

[rustic vine]

it kinda is a potato

sometimes

I think he writes ts at work

[spare quartz]

well ts is basically just a solver on top of a potato of an engine

so i dont wanna hear it

[rustic vine]

LOL ok

thats true

at least the solver is decent

[spare quartz]

very

[rustic vine]

but yea type erasure is kinda annoying sometimes

and boxed primitives is yucky

[spare quartz]

im hoping the team behind making generics better can get a beta jdk out soon

[rustic vine]

no primitives in generics is um

🙁

[spare quartz]

since loom is getting one out

and loom is amazing

[rustic vine]

whats loom

[spare quartz]

structured concurrency

[rustic vine]

u end up with like DoubleSupplier that specifically gives u primitves

[rustic vine]

oh that sounds cool

[spare quartz]

https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/21/core/structured-concurrency.html

here

[rustic vine]

cuz working with Supplier<Double> is a nightmare

[spare quartz]

one of their biggest contributions are virtual threads which are kinda just coroutines

[rustic vine]

don't coroutines already exist in 21

or continuations at least

[spare quartz]

virtual threads yes

[rustic vine]

oh they contributed that?

thats cool...

[spare quartz]

i believe so

[rustic vine]

yes the api looks pretty good at a glance

[spare quartz]

i use virtual threads almost everywhere i can cause of how cheap they are

[rustic vine]

I hope I get to use it for something real 😁

[spare quartz]

it also means theres an alternative to NIOs solution...

which was come up with in... the early 2000s

i hope jdk 25 makes aot nicer

i tried it but it just complained a ton

[wraith scarab]

why are you all like this

[spare quartz]

?

[wraith scarab]

the most random shit 💀

[rustic vine]

whut

wym

[rustic vine]

perfect for modern day corporate use btw

25 years old stable!

[spare quartz]

tbf its had a ton of improvements over the years since the JDK team still has to maintain it every release

but still the outward api i find hideous

[rustic vine]

no I imagine it does

but some things require ripping it all out

to fix

cuz we just didn't know better when the api or underlying mechanisms were designed

I wonder if we'll ever move away from OOP into something new

that would be cool idk what tho

[spare quartz]

project babylon hopes to make java usable in different fields

[rustic vine]

I think its rlly easy to fall into a deep trench with OOP and the pitfalls are many

and often its not taught correctly imo

so people end up creating architectures that are completely unmaintainable

[spare quartz]

and kotlin is an example of functional programming fitting nicely within the JVM (invokedynamic powers 99% of it)

[rustic vine]

ye definitely

[rustic vine]

and way overabstracted

• hard to understand

streams api is a good example

its rlly good

unfortunately I don't get to play with it often

[spare quartz]

i will murder these ips eventually

unfortunately i dont know how to detect ssl comfortable yet

[rustic vine]

I think u just enable this https://github.com/fail2ban/fail2ban

[spare quartz]

no but they're interesting

i just wishi could understand the weird requests to see what they're trying to do

cause sometimes they try and send viruses to me

like this

[rustic vine]

the project?

[spare quartz]

the random ips

[rustic vine]

oh

if you don't care about processing them ig its no big deal

I just know fail2ban does pretty well

with stopping them from eating up processing time

[spare quartz]

hmm

got the callsite... now what..

[timid quartz]

SO TRUE, LIMITED BY THE JVM POTATO

[spare quartz]

oh

right i have to actually..p assin stuff..

[timid quartz]

crystal does seem interesting but also like idk not much reason to learn it imo

just another memelang

[timid quartz]

how does that work also that system sucks

will that even work with the way sky has it laid out in the test repo

cause I don't think it will

[pastel tinsel]

I think

it would require like

maybe three changes

since it just ties in as a whatever you call it

[timid quartz]

well cause rn sky uses a plugin to auto-load the routes

[pastel tinsel]

preload

[timid quartz]

rust is way cleaner imo

use serde::Deserialize;
use actix_web::web;

#[derive(Deserialize)]
struct SomeBodyData {
  field1: u32,
  field2: Option<String>,
  field3: bool,
}

async fn some_route(body: web::Json<SomeBodyData>) -> String {
  // do something
  return "hi";
}

[spare quartz]

hey thats like ours!!!!!

[timid quartz]

more like yours is like it

[spare quartz]

❌

we don't use a dependency like """serde""""

https://fixupx.com/advaithj1/status/1947485639366349119

advaith (@advaithj1)

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FixupX · Jul 22, 2025, 2:35 AM

https://fixupx.com/AmanSharma_554/status/1947168482300412206

Aman (@AmanSharma_554)

This mf got into google and still doing leetcode everyday , what does he want in life 🙄

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FixupX · Jul 21, 2025, 5:35 AM

is leetcode really that important ....

https://fixupx.com/Mattias_G/status/1947310475319947583/photo/1

Mattias Gustavsson 💖 (@Mattias_G)

I am excited to share this new single-header C library I have been working on for a while now: vecmath.h, a comprehensive vector/matrix math library for graphics/games/3d.
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FixupX · Jul 21, 2025, 2:59 PM

[timid quartz]

single header
10k lines of code

[spare quartz]

close

18,664

i neeeeed it

i neeeeeeeeeeed it so bad

WAHHHHHHHH UTF-16

☹️

java/lang/invoke/MethodHandles$Lookup p1, java/lang/String p2, java/lang/invoke/MethodType p3

[rustic vine]

just use cpp bro...

😭

it already LOOKS like that

or better than that

c programmers will do anything but switch to cpp

[spare quartz]

perfect lang since 1970... should've stopped there... no reason to use anything else...

[timid quartz]

# A very basic HTTP server
require "http/server"

server = HTTP::Server.new do |context|
  context.response.content_type = "text/plain"
  context.response.print "Hello world, got #{context.request.path}!"
end

address = server.bind_tcp(8080)
puts "Listening on http://#{address}"

# This call blocks until the process is terminated
server.listen

[timid quartz]

c89 ❤️

I should switch to using exclusively gcc -std=c89 -pedantic -Wall -Werr

[lavish dove]

The IRC chat when someone makes a new issue (they are so nice on GitHub and discord and then insult you on IRC)

[spare quartz]

No chat history on IRC (by default)!

bullying is free

[spare quartz]

https://youtube.com/shorts/l4YVD6SlRsw?si=0T2a4Aurwkp9db-h

[timid quartz]

Other programming langs vs Rust

[spare quartz]

It is now time to study them. Live!!!(?)

[timid quartz]

too many in one place

too dangerous

[timid quartz]

rrr coding sucks

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/fuwacina/status/1947641887499948441?s=46

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grok
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FixupX · Jul 22, 2025, 12:56 PM

[lone sky]

hello gordon.

[spare quartz]

Hello Japanese unfunnylad.

[spare quartz]

You are turning into Kade

[lone sky]

not really

I don't hate you unlike them!!

[lone sky]

ummmmm

I have things I want to say

that I will not share here

[timid quartz]

coding suuuucks what do I doooo

[timid quartz]

what.....do.............................

[spare quartz]

Idk…

[timid quartz]

evil creature

[spare quartz]

Adorable creature

With terrible writing skills

[rustic vine]

dead internet theory?

[spare quartz]

Lukewarm internet theory

[rustic vine]

ohhhh

[timid quartz]

horrible internet theory

https://medium.com/@ChadJohnsonOfficial/why-rust-is-stopping-your-success-use-c-and-c-instead-586dc7e2edbc @rustic vine @spare quartz

[spare quartz]

I’m certain you’ve already sent this before

[timid quartz]

urmom

[spare quartz]

and my cached response is that is an AI written article for ragebait

so get back to work

[timid quartz]

but coding suuuuucks and idk what to doooooooooo

[lone sky]

ragebaiting aerasto is easy

[timid quartz]

nor do I wanna do it

[lone sky]

just ask if they're in the k-

[spare quartz]

True

[timid quartz]

ok buddy you're getting kicked

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/chewing-chewer-plastic-rubber-teeth-gif-16947906798456117838

[timid quartz]

average kotlin user

[spare quartz]

Average non bayachao fan

[timid quartz]

tf kind of demented gifs do you have

[spare quartz]

happy… m… happy… ma… happy… babio day yesterday!

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-kendrick-lamar-mustard-mango-tuff-gif-8666831347696479024

[rustic vine]

Every minute spent doing that is a minute not spent developing features, fixing other kinds of bugs, or doing literally anything else productive.
lol this was written by a manager and not an engineer 😭

[timid quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/854092324858495017/1080304186668896326/225019E9-EF52-4CE8-9921-47CEFD018820.gif

[timid quartz]

real

[spare quartz]

swes calling themselves engineers when they’re really just notepad users….

[rustic vine]

huh

no

they are notepad++ users

[spare quartz]

no

[rustic vine]

do not lump us in with mere notepad users

[spare quartz]

notepad++ is a fad

[timid quartz]

vim user thank you very much

[spare quartz]

ew

[rustic vine]

HOP OFF

[lone sky]

vim is an illness

[timid quartz]

spoken by a real non-vim user

[lone sky]

go back to GNU nano

[timid quartz]

ew

[spare quartz]

gnu nano is good tho

[rustic vine]

vim users when they have to code

but coding suuuuucks and idk what to doooooooooo
nor do I wanna do it

[timid quartz]

vim >

[spare quartz]

LOL TRUE

[lone sky]

REAL

[timid quartz]

kys

also not because I use vim

it's because coding sucks

[rustic vine]

thats what a vim user who doesn't write code would say

why are the admins poop color now

[spare quartz]

look at this image and rethink

[rustic vine]

do they like being poop

[spare quartz]

We hate them

[rustic vine]

its very poopy

[timid quartz]

coding sucks even more

[spare quartz]

Nah

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/супер-сус-super-sus-поезд-train-gif-17535333443342228527

[spare quartz]

Coding is what made that image possible

therefore it’s amazing

[rustic vine]

bro... aera..

[lone sky]

delusional

[spare quartz]

Born to be a hater

[rustic vine]

u ok bro?? 😭

[timid quartz]

well coding sucks so

[spare quartz]

GET HELP!!!

[rustic vine]

make it 30

[timid quartz]

ughh this is bad I might have to code to keep myself occupied

[spare quartz]

?

[timid quartz]

im booored

ive done my job too well and now theres nothing to do

[spare quartz]

help me figured out how im gonna implement MethodHandles.Lookup

[timid quartz]

What is that

Other than some JVM nonsense

[spare quartz]

https://docs.oracle.com/en/java/javase/21/docs/api/java.base/java/lang/invoke/MethodHandles.Lookup.html

inshort: facilitation for the creation of MethodHandles, executable objects tied to some set of operations (either on JVM code, or native code, or what have you)

[timid quartz]

Sounds gay and dumb and stupid and lame and dumb

And further reinforces that coding sucks

[timid quartz]

yummy

[spare quartz]

nevremind

we beat them

single thread perf

[timid quartz]

your benchmark is wrong

easiest explanation

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cirno-hatred-kiryu-kiryu-kazuma-yakuza-gif-3361761317354543613

[timid quartz]

me when I look at coding (coding sucks)

[lone sky]

"coding sucks coding sucks coding sucks" yet you still code

moron.

[timid quartz]

nuh uh

[lone sky]

you are a moron aerasto.

accept it.

[timid quartz]

the projection is crazy

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-pumpkin-crying-jackenstein-your-taking-too-long-gif-10931211469293787300

"WAHHH!!! ANYONE WHO I DON'T LIKE IS PROJECTING!!!!!"

[spare quartz]

both of you ❌

[timid quartz]

ok but you are tho lmao you just keep projecting

[lone sky]

❌

[lone sky]

@timid quartz NOT AGAIN

THEY CHANGED THE ROLES BACK????

actually no this one is good

ourple :3

[timid quartz]

don’t look at me

[lone sky]

I know brah

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/void-gif-21568178

[timid quartz]

ばやちゃお全滅

！！！

霊魂消滅

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz raaah

what are you coding

[spare quartz]

higher efficiency writing

package org.bread_experts_group.channel

import java.nio.ByteBuffer
import java.nio.channels.ReadableByteChannel
import java.nio.channels.WritableByteChannel

class WritingByteBuffer(
    private val to: WritableByteChannel,
    val buffer: ByteBuffer
) : AutoCloseable {
    fun empty(amount: Int) {
        if (buffer.remaining() < amount) flush()
    }

    fun put(src: ByteArray) {
        empty(src.size)
        buffer.put(src)
    }

    fun transferFrom(from: ReadableByteChannel) {
        while (true) {
            empty(1)
            val read = from.read(buffer)
            if (read == -1) break
        }
    }

    fun flush() {
        throw UnsupportedOperationException()
    }

    override fun close() = to.close()
}

test driver rn

[timid quartz]

nauseating kotlin

[spare quartz]

im also gonna look into making variants of these using selectors

looks good..

[timid quartz]

mandatory "this can be simplified"

fun empty(amount: Int) = if (buffer.remaining() < amount) flush()

fun transferFrom(from: ReadableByteChannel) = while (true) {
  empty(1)
  val read = from.read(buffer)
  if (read == -1) break
}

fun flush() = throw UnsupportedOperationException()

[spare quartz]

all of those functions are experimental

[timid quartz]

your lang is experimental smh

[spare quartz]

for example...

this is the analog's "empty"

[timid quartz]

area of rotation

tornado 🤞

well it'd be a waterspout out there but

[spare quartz]

these two bytebuffer wrappers have massive flaws that i am aware of (but need more research into how to mitigate them)

[timid quartz]

waiting on your little toy server to surpass a real rust server

next time I'll remember to not harass you to make your programs good...

[spare quartz]

read it and weep

[timid quartz]

not a real rust server

these are your targets

hold on this is fortunes

wtf how is a python server on top of plaintext

[spare quartz]

because its not actually python

[timid quartz]

real

oh interesting

so fortunes is actually kinda comprehensive

these are your first targets for plaintext @spare quartz

[spare quartz]

actually these two

[timid quartz]

mm not real

axum is the first real one

[spare quartz]

wdym "not real"

[timid quartz]

not real

aka I'd never use them

[timid quartz]

ughhh theres nothing good to code

[lone sky]

skill issue. ||jk||

do something else maybe

instead of coding (if you're lazy about it)

[timid quartz]

gam ing...

[lone sky]

not productive. something else?

[timid quartz]

uhh

more gaming....

[lone sky]

ok yeah you're burnt out

[timid quartz]

im gonna burn you out...

but yeah I might be

[lone sky]

:<

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz wake uuup

do something funny

[spare quartz]

im watching jojo

[timid quartz]

wha..t

that's not bayachao

im proud of you

[timid quartz]

⚡

SMITE

[lone sky]

i love the guy in the bottom right

he's cute

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/03stranger_/status/1947737300072284179?s=46

stranger (@03stranger_)

@turtlekiosk leftists are starting to talk about mainland china the same way right wingers talk about japan

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FixupX · Jul 22, 2025, 7:15 PM

[lyric mesa]

i just noticed this function in mgks

why does it have an inner function to do a variable comparison 😭

[flint belfry]

des

https://tenor.com/view/asgore-undertale-deltarune-gif-8006577193793263180

[timid quartz]

cursed

[lone sky]

@timid quartz ok so picture the following

what's something ATP hates a lot

[timid quartz]

Rust

[lone sky]

okay

and what's something she loves

[timid quartz]

Bayachao

[lone sky]

yeah ok so that's the entire slideshow
thanks for watching

see you in 50 universal resets

[timid quartz]

gg

[spare quartz]

I am not this predictable

[lone sky]

unafortunately i still

[timid quartz]

You are 100% this predictable

[lone sky]

need to fix some stuff

cause for some reason 50% of the assets are misssing??

[spare quartz]

I need rosetto

[spare quartz]

babichao
rosetto
kiro

brk

BReaKpoint

THE CHAO DOGS ARE SECRETLY JVM SUPPORTERS??

BASED ALERT??

🚨

[timid quartz]

False

[spare quartz]

True!

this is an example of a JVM supporter

[timid quartz]

wrong

[spare quartz]

truth*

[timid quartz]

lies*

[timid quartz]

Too bad coding sucks

[spare quartz]

I’m on bed… what do you want..

[timid quartz]

I want coding to not suck…

Computers to not suck…

[spare quartz]

You keep saying that but I don’t know how to help you

I’ve just been playing Minecraft with my friends today

[timid quartz]

idk either…

[lone sky]

i can confirm

this happens

[spare quartz]

Mmbbb

I can read everything on this panel now…

I just need to memorize itttt

[timid quartz]

Maybe I could go back for a second bachelor’s in meteorology and by the time I burn out on that coding wont suck anymore

[spare quartz]

Zzzz… maybe…

So tired

[timid quartz]

Mmm more student debt don’t sound fun though

[flint belfry]

@spare quartz if you ever make a rotuer can you make it so that at 3 am it glows red omionously and speaks latin

[spare quartz]

I’m not very good with hardware but

Sure

[flint belfry]

@lone sky win

[spare quartz]

jojos bizarre adventure be like

“let’s have a man with magical energy use a coke cola bottle launched with enough force to break the corrupt officers hand holding him at gunpoint!”

[timid quartz]

Notice how Kotlin isn’t there, just Java

[spare quartz]

Don’t care im watching jojo

[timid quartz]

This is the fall of ATP that I’ve been waiting for

Anime will be your undoing

[spare quartz]

Bayachao literally makes anime

What’re you on about

[timid quartz]

yes but

you’ll be so engrossed in the anime that you stop coding :3

[spare quartz]

I am LITERALLY an avid watcher of bayachao and dr stone already

[spare quartz]

Who writes this 😭

[flint belfry]

knight

[spare quartz]

toby fox has brainrotted you all

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/gerson-old-man-gerson-hammer-of-justice-roaring-knight-the-roaring-knight-gif-15019942669921344454

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1947782375091671196

どもどもヨシダです (@yoshivesmovie)

さすがにいかれてる。頭良すぎて頭悪い人が開発したのか？

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FixupX · Jul 22, 2025, 10:14 PM

checkout my new 3ds from temu

[proud creek]

They going until the end of time 😭 🙏

[spare quartz]

just stripped our selector of copper for extensibility reasons

[lone sky]

ok but you gotta admit

that's actually a sick ass concept

[spare quartz]

well its an actual product

and yeah its cool

[timid quartz]

nauseating

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-noelle-kris-kris-on-a-leash-delatrune-gif-15398712466780277050

[timid quartz]

how do u even come up with things to code

where do u get the energy to do it

[spare quartz]

the infinite cycle of refinement

you think you're the best at something

but you look closer

and you see you're terrible at it

[lone sky]

is that you holding me

[timid quartz]

but what if I know im the goat and there's no evidence to the contrary

[spare quartz]

well there is evidence

you're just not looking at it closely enough

i could've written an os, like, a decade ago by now

but i've realized i need to completely understand a computer instead of just following instructions

[timid quartz]

nah

not necessary

just wing it

or just dont write an os

:3

[spare quartz]

please explain the purpose of the urgent pointer in an IP packet

[timid quartz]

well it's meant to mark certain data as urgent to bypass processing

but realistically I think the only thing that uses it is ssh session termination

[spare quartz]

see you went out and got/had an answer for it instead of kneecapping yourself by not knowing and just "winging it"

theres always a place to reflect upon and find out improvements

[timid quartz]

I took some networking classes what can I say

just had to remember

[timid quartz]

nope I dont need improvements I'm already the best and I already use the best lang

[spare quartz]

well this is a conversation i will no longer answer to

[timid quartz]

I hope you know Im not being serious

except about the best lang part that part is true

[timid quartz]

lmfao mantle holder as woke dog

[timid quartz]

ughhh

need more games to play

[lone sky]

steam://launch/3136430/

[timid quartz]

https://steamdb.info/app/3136430/

EUGH HORRIBLE

NO

NEVER

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-delta-rune-kris-kris-dreemurr-soul-gif-7988383559227812185

[spare quartz]

based'

more byaachao

you need bayachao in your life

DV bayachao 100%

[timid quartz]

less*

[lone sky]

dess*

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/army-gif-27068790

[lone sky]

@timid quartz what about 1256670

[timid quartz]

https://steamdb.info/app/1256670/

[spare quartz]

new dr stone episode out tmrw

[timid quartz]

never actually heard of that game

[spare quartz]

dont do it

[lone sky]

good, play it.

[spare quartz]

dont do it

[lone sky]

do it*

[spare quartz]

play lobotomy corp instead

[lone sky]

ok fair

lobotomy corp is also good EXCEPT I CANNOT PLAY IT CAUSE OF MY SHITTY HDD NOT LOADING IT

[spare quartz]

HYPE MOMENTS AND AURA THE ANIME

[timid quartz]

la bomba

[timid quartz]

la bomba

[spare quartz]

Eventually

I stopped thinking

[timid quartz]

That much is evident

[lone sky]

you can't think for shit boy

[timid quartz]

Ik

ATP can’t either

[timid quartz]

You’re just a JVM user in denial smh

[spare quartz]

え？

im not in denial?

im literally a jvm developer?

[timid quartz]

Java denier

You’re basically writing Java but are in denial

[spare quartz]

aerasto does not know a thing about computers part 93548432

[timid quartz]

Java is basically adding all of kotlin’s features anyways

Obsolete lang

[spare quartz]

uh huh

i wont entertain this for very long. you are on mobile

go sleep or do life stuff instead of ragebaiting.

[timid quartz]

Not time to sleep and I have no life

[spare quartz]

lie

[timid quartz]

My brain is mush

[spare quartz]

fatter lie

[timid quartz]

Definitely not

I have a smaller attention span than a goldfish

Incapable of thought required for coding

[spare quartz]

lie that was dropped on hiroshima

[timid quartz]

truth nuke that was dropped on nagasaki infact

[timid quartz]

mm

want

chocolate

store...too far..

[lone sky]

yeah okay

atp alter ego

[spare quartz]

@timid quartz https://fixupx.com/i/status/1948061071807304021

Professor Clanko (@ProfessorClanko)

@DarkWorldz95 I'm like 80% sure it was sampled from the same sound effect this random russian shorts video used

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FixupX · Jul 23, 2025, 4:42 PM

do you hear someone

えぇっべせぃでい

[timid quartz]

i hear the sound of me

goign to the store

uuuuuugh too far

[timid quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKtsgIyeVPU

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/782326289381982208/1214437237622833244/IMG_4640.gif

[timid quartz]

Not that accursed gif

I think Discover died

[timid quartz]

evil creature…

[timid quartz]

all of bayachao’s creations are evil

[spare quartz]

you're just joyless

[timid quartz]

true

everything sucks

[spare quartz]

i hate you .

[timid quartz]

existence is tiring

[timid quartz]

https://youtu.be/ucqxyVGlN2g?si=pJSp5_TR0jQgtt7a

[spare quartz]

I WANT EMEEEEEERALD

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-minecraft-minecraft-le-film-villager-eye-brow-gif-16198931762659788833

[spare quartz]

NO.

THIS ISNT EMERALD

[lone sky]

yeah ok. you're still a villager.

[spare quartz]

I NEED HIM

[spare quartz]

❌

bring me my emerlad.

[timid quartz]

Evil creature

[spare quartz]

prettiest thing ever

[timid quartz]

I’d pull the pin and eat it rn

[spare quartz]

im tired of server operators who DONT KNOW HOW TO OPERATE SERVERS!!!!!

[timid quartz]

Who

Kade?

[spare quartz]

someone else

[timid quartz]

What is this person doing or not doing

[spare quartz]

just general inexperience

and i cant talk to them directly

[timid quartz]

how do you expect them to get experience 3:

[spare quartz]

by learning how computers work

[timid quartz]

being a server operator doesn’t require your definition of “knowing how computers work” that is how x86 works and how to build servers for protocols

[spare quartz]

gee i sure wonder why understanding the underlying protocols of a computer would make you a better server operator

and ill have you know im also an arm programmer now aswell.

[timid quartz]

❌ I have no clue how openvpn works internally but I bet I could set up an openvpn server

I could set up nginx before I knew how http worked

[spare quartz]

“would make you a better server operator”

you need to learn English!

[timid quartz]

❌

[timid quartz]

Evil creature

[spare quartz]

GOAT btw

[timid quartz]

❌

[spare quartz]

Nyo

[timid quartz]

i think im just gonna explode

[spare quartz]

Y

[timid quartz]

because

everything is boring

nothing ever to do

kaboom.

[lone sky]

is that you

❓

[spare quartz]

Classified

[spare quartz]

ただし

[timid quartz]

I am going to…

implode

slowly

[lone sky]

@timid quartz I lovepainful exererincepces

[timid quartz]

what

weird

[lone sky]

let me say it

in more clear words

I will install a tiling window manager

[timid quartz]

Do Hyprland

Tiling WMs are great

[sacred shoal]

can one of you smart ones help me set up a self hosted cobalt instance

i lowkey got no clue wtf im doing

[lone sky]

I believe @flint belfry would love to dissect this frame by frame 👀

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/ha_yan9_/status/1948046418461225306?s=46

하양 HaYang (@Ha_Yan9_)

짝짝짝짝짝짝짝짝

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FixupX · Jul 23, 2025, 3:43 PM

[timid quartz]

LOL

[timid quartz]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Kotlin/s/RGtmz5sKHu

[spare quartz]

cool but i prefer 24 ClassFile

[timid quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239628428655988858/1397836632983339110/GvQgGbxXkAID6Js.png?ex=6883d50f&is=6882838f&hm=d5569a086ef0b4b31eb4608f7c1ca74def768a42411a71b7e7169b53b8804673&

[timid quartz]

@rustic vine C++ considered unsafe https://youtu.be/r2npdV6tX1g?si=i_-SwcSTK3-XCxgQ

[lavish dove]

I can verify

[spare quartz]

gemini is a rust user 💀

[timid quartz]

based

[spare quartz]

okay

finished season 1 of jojo

that was great

10/10

[timid quartz]

You are bizarre

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkey-flag-dollar-rich-türkiye-gif-24631140

[timid quartz]

@rustic vine 深度操作系统

[spare quartz]

“2020392123

[timid quartz]

[spare quartz]

hi.

[timid quartz]

bye.

[spare quartz]

:<

[timid quartz]

uuuuugh so BOOOORED

and I have to get ready to GO HOME TOMORROW RAAAH

entire pc gotta get packed up

[timid quartz]

so booooooooooooooored

[spare quartz]

im playing minecraft

[lone sky]

stand ready for my arrival

cat. (?)

[timid quartz]

booooooooooooooooooored

[spare quartz]

[play minecrft

[devout musk]

https://www.reddit.com/r/csMajors/comments/1m952bp/i_made_doom_run_inside_a_qr_code_and_wrote_a/

[timid quartz]

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooored

Is it on your self-made Minecraft server

[spare quartz]

this took 4 days

[spare quartz]

no

[timid quartz]

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

[timid quartz]

https://youtu.be/eCMQeNyfYCY?si=RL6-bRJA8RgVcjkC

[spare quartz]

theres like no gypsum

😭