#💽Programming Chat v2
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press tab a few times
and then press enter
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only 100kb
tbf the large majority of files there are test files so they'll never get compiled in
but thats still like, SSH/EXIF/extended PNG/early decoder/FLAC
real programmers compile all their tests into their final build
and compile the whole thing in debug mode
@timid quartz do you want to see me play the 4th iteration of SURVEY_PROGRAM
of what
Windows 11 install screen
Muse Dashへの楽曲収録を記念して、ばやちゃおさんから特別仕様のMVをいただきました!
⇣「描いてみた」動画はこちら
https://youtu.be/wBo_-GPXDcQ
動画内に登場するキャラクター達はばやちゃおさんの創作『魔けモン!』のキャラクターです。
https://bayachao.wixsite.co...
Actually do you use 11 or 10
11
Ugh there were so many ads in the setup
十億人が死なないといけない
@timid quartz you know
if linux support for nvidia cards didn't suck absolute ass
I would've already moved on my main PC
yeah sure.....
what about today

I choose to blame NoVidea
those were linux issues not linux+nvidia issues
cause I said so
siiigh
え?
binbows...
holy hell
I can finally make my stupid rgb ram turn off when the computer goes to sleep
making new LineDecoder/ImageDecoders instead of a monolithic APNGDecoder
and so far... progress
there...
knew it had to be an alignment issue since magenta is (R,0,B) where green stuff should be (0,G,0)
unfortunately theres this issue too
@timid quartz is this true
hm, grass mutation
mm nix wouldnt really fix that no lol
even if you made a pr to nixpkgs without building it yourself, the nixpkgs CI would build it
but also like
make small change
kotlinc
make small change
kotlinc
make small change
kotlinc
applicable to like..basically anything lol
@rustic vine
psutil wasn't working at first, something with it not being installed in the right environment?
I fixed it though with the help of CoPilot
I find CoPilot to be a good assistance to just paste my code into and see if it can find any issues
@spare quartz you should build a distribution of static_microserver so I can download it :3
Can someone help T_T
I'm assuming this is a private repository
Yes
It says in the terminal that support for password authentication was removed, and what that means is that you have to use a personal access token now
...no, I haven't been on github in a long time
go to your github settings and scroll down until you see the developer settings
then do "Tokens (classic)"
you'll still use your username when logging in, but use the token as the password
Like I said, I can't paste into vmware
type
it
out
smh
my head
it's either that or try to set up ssh
or make the repo public
if you want to not have to type it out every single time, do git config --global credential.helper store
I think it'll save it when you clone
either that or it'll save it if you commit and push
Do this BEFORE you clone it*****
@rustic vine I may or may not have accidentally deleted all my code
For both the calculator and the bandwidth monitor
Luckily I have screenshots of it all so if I'm in the mood for it I can just re-write all of it

Mrkr
Let me wake up,,
huh weird I couldnt curl it from my server
can you provide the error
Think of how fast Japanese companies can send faxes with this.
Quoting Globe Eye News (@GlobeEyeNews)
︀
BREAKING:
︀︀
︀︀Japan breaks world internet speed record with 1.02 petabits per second, enough to download all of Netflix in one second.
urgh I need to install java on my server? gayyyyyyy
also your server is in finland? gay
it's a hetzner server
still need to add http/2 support in the future
I tried wget first
then curl
wget hung
but curl worked
urgh I need to update my server anyways
powershell wget is just a wrapper to some windows function
dont u have wsl
dont u have a linux vm
maybe soon my boss will have some spare capacity and may consider giving me a vm
also isnt your server running on that exact computer
yes but if it hung i should've seen that
also this static_microserver version has Expect/Accept/Server-Timing support
oo destructive severe tstorm warning
ウザイ
IMPACT...You are in a life-threatening situation.
p.s. if you serve any websites you need to write a .begsm file if you do external stuff or link js
since the default security headers are super strict
wahhh
how do these people have such good internet
what does this mean
sorry. I'm playing electron embedded framework simulator (october 2025 revision)
✅
Please wait . I am going to your location now .
GOOD LORD
IT'S LAGGING
ON MY SHITTY LAPTOP
EW
EWWW
@spare quartz GET IT AWAY
WHY IS IT RUNNING UNDER X11
✝️
based11
mods can we ban this guy
my dad worked at blizzard and i have 20 years of development experience
nepobaby
@spare quartz "you need 80 dependencies to do anything in rust" meanwhile java-24-openjdk required 154 dependencies
holy crap I need the world's largest terminal to view your logs
it works, amazing
except it still doesnt streaaaam @spare quartz RAAAH
It plays for me?
didnt for me
Your discord is broken
no yours
Infinite terminal size
Tbf
OpenJDK is an entire computer
Rust is… rust
also
I see what you mean about having to su around being annoying
yeah it's not playing on my discord

I wonder how you’re giving it https
what reverse proxy do you use
……あのひとは
今頃なにをしているのかしら
nginx
gay and queer
gay*
What did you expect, Apache?
http_router 🧌
Caddy?
👎
;<
tbh I should try to move to Caddy because it can handle automatic HTTPS cert renewal
not renewing my certs on time has bitten me a few times
a…a…acme…micros…er..
Either that or I just set up a cron job
I bet you’re just gonna use it to steal my key so you can decrypt all my traffic
NO???
It probably phones home to Bread C&C Microserver
mfw turning on my pc and it's windows instead of linux 
IT'S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION
it has a version of ID3 that is not specification defined (last i checked)
yeah doesn't play on my pc either
seems only mobile clients can play stuff from your static server
oh yeah umm
how would you feel if i added an integrated zip viewer in the directory view
you're probably not the best to ask but
yeah
could be useful
im just worried about possible computation costs
i already know how i'd structure it though
¯_(ツ)_/¯
<a>download zip"<name>"</a><a>view zip"/"</a>
if you're worried about it then do something like -enable_zip_viewing=<true,false>
mmbm
ill probably just lump it into the cached directory view
and make our own ZIP parser
okay it is in the spec
@timid quartz YOOOO
CODEVS NEW PROVIDER MOVED IN
1 GIG UP/DOWN FOR $75!!!

BEG IN NEW YORK
horrible
LETS GOOO
okay so
an old AUP of theirs says a very scary thing
however this is very vauge. we will be calling their supervisors (for more information)
that seems pretty clear to me
I don't think the new ISP will be allowing you to run BEG stuff
its unclear
its from 2015 and speaks about DSL / dialup
we're aiming for a fiber line
we will be heading to their hq with hachets.
i wanted to say that im thankful i didn't get the "server rack in bedroom" autism but "fumehood in bedroom" autism is actually somewhat worse
I want server rack in my bedroom
what atp said
my pc location at home is not in my room but instead in the living room
its rlly nice
oh thats cool, I've never used psutil before. I guess I have the same question of: do you understand everything thats happening there? being able to write when following a guide is one thing, understanding how to apply that to do something that isn't in a guide is another
huh how?
this is why githubs and backups exist guys 😁
now make a rainbow triangle
perfect for Java
whats the context?
Gamma correction or gamma is a nonlinear operation used to encode and decode luminance or tristimulus values in video or still image systems. Gamma correction is, in the simplest cases, defined by the following power-law expression:
V
out
=
A
...
do u want a rough explaination
sure
so we have gamma right
uh huh
oh okay
that section basically says
that you can generalize this relationship of gamma
to anything
a log-log plot is just where x and y are both log axes
and in that case the power law is linear on that graph (cuz its logarithmic)
so the slope of that line on a log-log plot is gamma or dlog(vout)/dlog(vin)
and the remainder is pretty intuitive I think once u get that above
That is, gamma can be visualized as the slope of the input–output curve when plotted on logarithmic axes. For a power-law curve, this slope is constant, but the idea can be extended to any type of curve, in which case gamma (strictly speaking, "point gamma"[7]) is defined as the slope of the curve in any particular region.
nows the time where i need to make these better
(and support APNGs)
actually i should interlacing support first
like replacing this with ushr 8
hmm
val white = (((source shr n) and from.bitDepth.maskI()) shl (8 - from.bitDepth))
this is close but its not perfectly accurate
1, 2, 4 -> {
val source = samples.read()
for (n in (0..7 step bits).reversed()) {
val s = ((source shr n) and ((1 shl bits) - 1))
val white = when (bits) {
1 -> (-s ushr 24)
2 -> (s shl 6) or (s shl 4) or (s shl 2) or s
4 -> (s shl 4) or s
else -> 0
}
colors[i++] = (0xFF shl 24) or (white shl 16) or (white shl 8) or white
}
}
aw
oh wow it loaded
24000 x 24000 px
now thats odd
44.89 GB of allocations for a property that should be completely static
ah
i see why
now down to 0 bytes
12.1 GB allocation in total, but i think that can also be improved (somewhat, will create threading issues)
@spare quartz 1225.
bayachaos birthday?
❌
:<
Imagine needing a "J""VM" to tell you this
Real programmers can eyeball it
are you saying intellij isnt my eyeball?
thats real ableist of you, rustlet
Yes, it’s mostly another case of common sense, the thing I like about Python is that it isn’t super difficult to understand as long as you know English. Not to mention that this is significantly easier than the calculator
I feel like, if I wasn’t so awkward in vc’s when talking about this stuff, I’d be able to explain the code to you
ive just uninstalled every windows media program
soon i shall uninstall explorer.
do you want to deprecate windows
yes.
we already deprecated NASM too
don't bother. they're years beyond your research.
i mean im going to replace windows with BSL
okay but
linux can't send IRC messages with just the kernel
ergo inferior
they're eons behind our research.
in what realistic scenario
...would you need that
okay so think about it
you're playing minecraft right
but you don't want to install an irc client
well its already in breadmod so...
realistic enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OR OR OR
what if you wanted a TLS cert while you were installing your computer
didnt think about that did you.
why would I need a TLS certificate while installing my computer
simulating another computer WHILE you were installing your computer
(tbf this can also read discs so its actually useful but ignore that)
EWWWWWWWWW
🤮
oh yeah btw
umm
so you're not the right person to ask... but i dont wanna ask myself...
ask me in dms
do you think it'd be neat if bsl could digitally sign PNGs 🥺
pref
okay, ill add it in the next update
❤️
also NEVER
yeah definitely, it only gets easier from here
honestly I wouldn't sweat it, I didn't think u were awkward at all fwiw
yea this guy is more invested in hoarding servers that he doesn't use
obviously..
yeah, not gonna apply for physicist yet though
das up to u
lowk if you can import tensorflow + keras, build the stupidiest model ever for something like MNIST (babys first dataset) you'll be all set
yea?
DM's
tho tbh tf+keras has been kinda falling off
for the last many years
its not nearly as relevant now as it was before
pytorch also seems to be in a similiar state...
better than tf tho maybe
why …
coding is dopamine though..
nope
@timid quartz today
I will dissect an ancient linux build
for a very specific device
@spare quartz
WAAAAHHHH
WAAAHAHHHH
WAAAAAHHHH
The Mariana Trench Marine National Monument is a United States National Monument created by President George W. Bush by the presidential proclamation no. 8335 on January 6, 2009. The monument includes no dry land area, but protects 95,216 square miles (246,610 km2) of submerged lands and waters in various places around the Mariana Archipelago, i...
It's the one with the cat girl that pops up every time I visit a oss website I love
i HATE
stupid project with stupid code with stupid ideas with a stupid mascot that was stupidly originally ai generated
No way it's ai generated
originally
Fuck it does look like it
what if you fork anubis but make it bayachao
Better than cloudflare
i mean really
you could stop 99.9% of bots just by adding a single button with JS strapped to it in the background
you dont need all that
Oh shit yeah
now... i need to... readd dispose/blend
theres some parts of the JDK i wish i could rewrite in kotlin
but there wouldn't be any tangible benefit since the JDK implementation is better
(a lot of it is using handwritten assembly the compiler autotranslates)
@timid quartz YOUR TAKING TOO LONG.
what
Laced
❌
✅
いや
Google Pickle
Programming chat reaches its first year anniversary in 9 days
OH 😭
wow we really didn’t know anything about cryptography
Who is @undone moat
I thought I seen them before
Astro
Haha no it wont
The programming chat files are on my desk
Ready for release
T-8 days
I could probably get a really good tracker signal
Unfortunately I’m on bed and the antenna is unplugged
you should apply for this if interested https://www.flightradar24.com/apply-for-receiver
I wanna write my own program first
oh ok
you can still do that
I just think its something cool you can apply for
and I feel like you'd be happy to run one
Btw
Towels are actually really good at insulation for some reason
oh neat, I think you can also build one yourself if you wanted?
and still get the perks as long as you contribute data
thats cool
perks as in you get a free FR24 business plan
oh hm.. they seem to want u to use their software
maybe would be a cool project to reverse engineer that and build your own anyway
wonder if they would be ok with that 😁
evil
I wanna be able to use my SDR for radio time aswell so
better let me use my own software
Guess we gotta shut it down
のおおおおおおおおおお
shut it down after it’s 1000th year anniversary
I’ll still be here promise

optimizing the image parser, it can now load this in 849 ms
still not great though
(i dont really consider the second a good benchmark since it was before viewing + gamma correction + trns + bckg + exif + ...)
(still though with a "worse" of 34 ms for all those extra features it's pretty darn good)
no gamma
image is about 1.3' x 0.9' (0.43 x 0.29 m)
this is not interesting but i just wanted to run the numbers on pHYs
ばや~~ありがと~~
ばやのこといっぱい愛でてあげたい
燃料が必要…死ぬはず…わあああああああああああ
SODA…
Also wow it’s super … yell-y with my waaaaaaaaaaa
unless you're talking about hydrogen soda
マウンテンデュー…
(ウラニウム液体)
what kind of dictionary has both soda and uranium
I shall now sleep.
it has a lot of things
ワンボックスカー
誠に
Japanese is easy to learn to read
but then it becomes a memorization game
and there’s so many…
Yeah
A lot of Japanese is actually just English loanwords and vice versa
つなみ (tsunami)
すし (sushi)
Things spelled in the weird blocky alphabet, カタカナ, are usually loanwords
LMAO im sorry reading those screenshots of Lex talk about Kotlin was great
All of the devs left him for neoforge and he still can't bring himself to stop being an ass
Also "experienced programmers don't need null safety" l m a o
Can you optimize your static server to play videos on discord desktop client
what in the apple intelligence is that border
Google circle to search
Idk how
So no
Optimize your brain to figure out how
You're using the right Content-Type, Accept-Ranges, and Content-Length right
Maybe I shouldn't use something that you can freely peek through
@timid quartz gave vivaldi a second try
i might switch from edge
cause god is it terrible
fix it!!!
mmmmmmmm no
edge isn't that bad on windows
fair enough
it's terrible on linux though
you gotta admit
chromium is by trade ungoogled lol
The only way to use edge is with wine!?!?!
no, not really
there's a native version
but edge overall is painful (on linux)
what the fuck is that creature
umpu
😭
@spare quartz @lone sky https://suya.place/objects/ec813dda-7f97-4667-af1e-3d7a8c5ac274
atp type shit
mepers I would just leave
Idk how
figure it out with your programmer brain that you like to say is so good smh
something without directory listing
stop asking me to solve a problem when you know I literally can’t
You can turn that off, dummy
bro you sound like me smh
Just run the server without the directory listing color argument
OR specify get_credential if you want it to yourself only
or I'll just use zipline
idk why you didn’t beforehand
today in MGKS code
(p.s. have fun with your docker and typescript app)
what if your roblox server gets hit by a solar ray
and that causes a bitflip
and it doesn't use ECC ram
thats what that case handles
think stability
你质疑别人最好有点证据,我平时话少不代表我有素质,我现在已经很克制不冲过去咬死你了😊我辛辛苦苦画了十几个小时你他妈只需要花仅仅半分钟来诋毁我,没教养的东西。
wht
@ZumoPatetico 你质疑别人最好有点证据,我平时话少不代表我有素质,我现在已经很克制不冲过去咬死你了😊我辛辛苦苦画了十几个小时你他妈只需要花仅仅半分钟来诋毁我,没教养的东西。
no worky...
i hate you
and because of that im going to look into it.
hmm
i need a reference point...
rosetto dog scares me
still no worky..
pls stop talking
maybe play it on your phone and then play it on desktop and see the http requests
im trying to get the url from a tiwtter video
unfortunately
every downloader site sucks ass
and is only giving me a gif download
so annnnnnoying
i see
its cause the server is acting way too defensively
noo the orb blocked it
let me create a begsm to test
orb
a what
a Bread Experts Group Standard Modifier file
gaaaayyyyyy
wtf is the orb in first place??
so basically
the static web server by default is designed to allow basically nothing short of what its supposed to do
serve files locally
so it has a bunch of security headers that block execution, block usage by other sites, and stuff
unfortunately discord respects that even when downloading in their cache
so i need to figure out what it likes
yeah idk
i think it just breaks discords backend
i keep getting this error from discord
【音楽】
ワイはミックスに頼らずに編曲で魅せる音楽を目指すんや!
(数年後)
ミックス全く分からん助けてくれ…
【絵】
ワイは色塗りに頼らずに線で魅せるイラストを目指すんや!
(数年後)
色塗り全く分からん助けてくれ…
ill probably improve header management in the future since rn theres a set thats baked across all responses
but first i wanna add parser use into the web servers
are you still
fighting the orb
no but i understand it more
@timid quartz is her solution behind a docker container and zipline? Y/N
what
the solution for all her embed and media problems
why would that be my solution
I could turn on zipline if that's what you mean
fix the orb..
break the orb*
isn't that tony fox
no thats bayachao
hey btw you are NOT kokuri
神神神神神神神神神神神神神神神神神
hmmmmmm
need t o figure out how parsers and directory listing gonna work together
.../test.png?parse or soemthing
I will never consider a fictional character as my "husband"
or anything similar
I don't think it's right for anyone to do that
god
converting this all to bytebuffers is like eating nails
but i think im getting somewhere
greatly improved memory efficiency
(at least) 31.2 MB -> (at most) 2.45 MB (could be more in a second if i account for fdAT)
accounting for fdAT
only 613.14 kB of parser-use for 4 APNGs, amounting to 31.2 MB combined
Do something cool like this https://youtu.be/TGt7WPdw4Vo?si=A-HhdYnD02ronppY
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Currently works with Kotlin & Java!
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whats this
im still feeling good over optimizing our PNG parser/decoders okay...
plus we now support ALL png chunks
idk what im looking at
(just need interlacing)
at the end of converting all our InputStream based parsers to ByteParsers ill probably make bsl 4.0.0
they're leagues much more memory/parse speed efficient
they're nearly identical in construction too so the translation (at minimum) just requires wrapping a channel in a stream per parser
anyways 44,051 kb and 51 files of just pure code for PNGs
there is no brain between the eyes
The orb
i hope the orb kills you and qdf
Wow rude
nuh uh
anyways
since i dont wnana work on png interlacing rn
im kinda just. gonna add the minecraft protocol to bsl
im bored
Or fix the orb
ughhhhhh
do you really want a static server version without the super strict security headers...
it takes like 5 seconds to do that but
ugghhhh
i gotta open intellij and... click ctrl + /.. and click publish..
and...
Might just use Zipline again idk
ts fan...
// Defaults
it.putIfAbsent("x-frame-options", "DENY")
it.putIfAbsent("x-content-type-options", "nosniff")
it.putIfAbsent("referrer-policy", "strict-origin-when-cross-origin")
it.putIfAbsent(
"permissions-policy", "bluetooth=(), ambient-light-sensor=(), attribution-reporting=()" +
", autoplay=(self), browsing-topics=(), camera=(), compute-pressure=(), cross-origin-isolated=()" +
", deferred-fetch=(), deferred-fetch-minimal=(), display-capture=(), encrypted-media=()" +
", fullscreen=(), geolocation=(), gyroscope=(), hid=(), identity-credentials-get=()" +
", idle-detection=(), local-fonts=(), magnetometer=(), microphone=(), midi=(), otp-credentials=()" +
", payment=(), picture-in-picture=(self), publickey-credentials-create=()" +
", publickey-credentials-get=(), screen-wake-lock=(), serial=(), storage-access=(), summarizer=()" +
", usb=(), web-share=(), window-management=(), xr-spatial-tracking=(), accelerometer=()"
)
it.putIfAbsent(
"content-security-policy",
"default-src 'self'; upgrade-insecure-requests; block-all-mixed-content"
)
it.putIfAbsent("cross-origin-embedder-policy", "require-corp")
it.putIfAbsent("cross-origin-resource-policy", "same-origin")
it.putIfAbsent("cross-origin-opener-policy", "same-origin")
hold this
ORBS!!!
Opaque Request Blockings!!!!!!
zipline is back ❤️
parser time
yknow now that I have a second phone number...
I could use that to make a second telegram...
and get banned!!!!
second number idiot
ok but like what happens if two different people on the same wifi network get on telegram
one dies
❌
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
give me one
.pal for color palette
uh idk I dont think there's a vendor
idot
iDOT is a PNG chunk by Apple Inc
how about .docx
while you're at it you should make a markdown renderer
well im first gonna integrate our parsers with the static_microserver
creating a renderer for certain formats sounds cool though
holy shit
just gave myself ptsd
@lone sky remember this... [top image]
You haven't even joined the military yet tho
blah blah shut up nerd
you use typescript
WHAT
This is some bullshit
"in the wild" you never go outside though
internet.
yknow
bsl is only like, 2.5 months old..
its grown a lot... i wonder how big itll be in a year
small
all this work just so I don't have to give you my telegram account with my real name attached to it
bsl as is isnt small at all
ur right it's bloated
give me your real name 👍
👎
im as trusted as ... the federal government!!!!
im never giving internet denizens my real name
okay but what if we DID meet irl
what then
(even though id be burned alive by weahter outside of winter)
mmmmmmaybe but I know that will never happen cause you won't step outside
and I'm not gonna go to your part of texas
therefore
our chances of meeting irl are exactly 0%
actually it's closer to -10% cause I'd probably run away
i will create a ROBOT that can GO OUTSIDE FOR ME
unfortunately i dont know anything about hardware
since im limited to exactly software by costs
literally the only thing i know about is missiles
and not even that cause like. missile guidance systems are sooooooo sensitive and expensive
i dunno how they make a rocket motor and fins so precise
AT THAT a rocket motor that burns for a few seconds and is glide controlled
34.75.19.245
no worky
i know .
mhmmumhmumhmu
i sure wonder why
moov atom location middle
(失敗)net::ERR_BLOCKED_BY_ORB
the damn orb
do it
that's an ableist term you should use terms like "quick check" or "consistency check"
i hate disabled people
sucks
you wish your lang was half of golang
its more than a hundred dozen
a hundred dozenths of a percent yes!!
i think we need to kill this guy
soon
Did you fix the orb
sooooooon
I’m gonna sleep for now
laame
I’ve done all I can… I feel like it’s a file bug but idk
real programmers dont sleep
recall it to the rust developer
Guys go collect ur free money 😭
LOL
brother got hacked
Gone too soon 😢
That’s a wallet owned by the FBI 😭
LOL
Obvious scam is obvious
wait you're telling me I can just send money to the fbi?
はい
damn too bad it takes like 1tb of disk to run a bitcoin node
バカ
A simplified online verification procedure that requires you to make a deposit of $100 or more. Once the deposit is credited to your balance, verification will be completed.
there it is
lmao
okay lemme do it
I’ll get sooo richhh
@timid quartz did u know atl is the most surveilled city in the US
I believe it
apparently theres ~190 cameras per 1k residents
it'd be really funny to run a monero node again :3
Based
They should have a 1:1 ratio
👍
I don't even notice it. I feel like atl doesn't even have that many cameras cuz I'm so used to what china is
fatabyte
1.262 gn
1.262 GB
gb
bruh
