💽Programming Chat v2

[pallid loom]

He's traversing time

[timid quartz]

well it is software-defined

there's gotta be a way

[pallid loom]

Do you want to do it the smart or dumb way

[spare quartz]

the "what is the api" way

[pallid loom]

Noooo that's boring

[timid quartz]

atp dont you just love Arc<RwLock<Option<String>>>

[pallid loom]

Get this

Record the pixels of that frequency

Using that you can get digital signals

Top 10 worst solutions ever

[spare quartz]

okay thats incredibly esoteric and out of my league by a billion times

[spare quartz]

no real world use found for rust

[rustic vine]

yo I think they shipped me the wrong gpu

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1232413556998148166/1385723593186345011/PXL_20250620_204019016.jpg?ex=68571b2a&is=6855c9aa&hm=b02b43d6dce5dd4167635daa605fc134d5e0e2a3508c84e476a3c7d413dd3d02&=&format=webp&width=715&height=953

[timid quartz]

smh...

[spare quartz]

what happened to your finger

[rustic vine]

that is

not me

[spare quartz]

fix it

[rustic vine]

but I will ask

what happened

[rustic vine]

I thought this was a potato btw..

[spare quartz]

hmmmb

[pallid loom]

you can't just take a wrench to it atp

[spare quartz]

im probably gonna need to interface thru a DLL from java

[timid quartz]

ew

that sounds...gross

not because java but because interfacing through a dll

[pallid loom]

aw fuck wrong reply

[spare quartz]

its a lot nicer than it sounds

since JNI is "obsolete" i wont need to write C glue

huuurry up

[timid quartz]

Mmm C glue

Sounds tasty

[pallid loom]

What've you ordered

[spare quartz]

well since my first shipment of RF equipment arrived

this must be the memory/hard disk/GPS

ive got a final shipment of an i7-6700T sooner but thats thru ebay

[pallid loom]

Tesla engineers when asked how to fix cybertruck panels together

[rustic vine]

HUH

WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY JNI

[spare quartz]

created an FFI

[rustic vine]

wait rlly

is it goated

[spare quartz]

yeah

[rustic vine]

whats it look like

[spare quartz]

its awesome

lemme get a use example

[timid quartz]

REAL LOL

[rustic vine]

iphone engineers when asked how they bond every component inside the iphone together

[rustic vine]

KOT LIN

[pallid loom]

You forgot 20 different type screws

[rustic vine]

wait this isn't your own thing?? this is provided?

WAIT THATS AWESOME

[spare quartz]

yeah its so fucking good

[timid quartz]

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/api/system.reflection.assembly?view=net-9.0

[rustic vine]

wait they locked in bruh

[spare quartz]

the engineers did a great job

[timid quartz]

C# assemblies ❤️

[rustic vine]

they actually locked in

this is java 21?

[spare quartz]

JDK 21-24

[rustic vine]

wth is that

[spare quartz]

i think it was stabilized in 24?

[rustic vine]

jdk -3

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[pallid loom]

oh btw unrelated but

[rustic vine]

IM UPGRADING TO 21

[spare quartz]

its probably still usable in 21 but experimental

[rustic vine]

DONT DO ME LIKE THAT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I hate java

[pallid loom]

the best piece of equipment / tech thing related to computers or whatever was the ifixit toolkit

[spare quartz]

BUT

they're adding SIMD/Vector ops too

!!

[pallid loom]

60 euros to open basically anything imagineable

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz you seen this

[pallid loom]

Also investing in a pinecil is also nice

Pinecils are goated

[spare quartz]

yes

[timid quartz]

using System;
using System.Runtime.InteropServices;

public partial class Program
{
    // Import user32.dll (containing the function we need) and define
    // the method corresponding to the native function.
    [LibraryImport("user32.dll", StringMarshalling = StringMarshalling.Utf16, SetLastError = true)]
    private static partial int MessageBoxW(IntPtr hWnd, string lpText, string lpCaption, uint uType);

    public static void Main(string[] args)
    {
        // Invoke the function as a regular managed method.
        MessageBoxW(IntPtr.Zero, "Command-line message box", "Attention!", 0);
    }
}

ooh

ffi

[spare quartz]

inheritable data classes.......

[timid quartz]

oh what's jep 505

[spare quartz]

https://openjdk.org/jeps/505

[timid quartz]

interesting..

[timid quartz]

https://openjdk.org/jeps/218

surprised this wasnt a thing to start with tbh

[spare quartz]

i think im gonna write a BSL thing for this

first gotta study what rtl-sdrs api is

[timid quartz]

Bread server lib more like bloat server lib :3

[spare quartz]

R828D

RTL2832U

[timid quartz]

Thanks for the SKUs

[pallid loom]

is that a network driver

I seem to remember it and it having issues with linux

[spare quartz]

https://www.realtek.com/Product/Index?id=615

[rustic vine]

also yes

their 64 bit set is peak

[spare quartz]

hm

[rustic vine]

I've owned one for many years now

[pallid loom]

Same

For like 3 years at this point

Hasn't let me down yet

[rustic vine]

has served me well

[pallid loom]

Does the top of your screwdriver still spin

[rustic vine]

and lifetime warranty

[pallid loom]

Some people report it breaks but mine hasn't

[rustic vine]

yes, it spins rlly nicely actually

[pallid loom]

Btw @rustic vine did you see their attempt at a soldering iron

Honestly feel bad for them

[rustic vine]

yea buy it and go bankrupt

[pallid loom]

Somewhat good intentions but 200 dollars

Oh it did?

[rustic vine]

no... like

you'll go bankrupt

[pallid loom]

Ah alr

[rustic vine]

lol

yea no its

I mean it looks decent

but not for that price

I can get a pinecil for 20 bucks

[pallid loom]

Oh btw you were talking about this right

[rustic vine]

I only have the set of bits

I don't do enough mobile device repair to warrant any of the other stuff

[pallid loom]

Fair

[spare quartz]

oh wtf

154.250 MHz

im pretty sure i just found the uh

frequency for dispatchers

[spare quartz]

oookay

ACARS is being received

great

[timid quartz]

man I gotta admit

I somehow structured this crate pretty well

[timid quartz]

but also...kinda not that great

like the make_request that takes a generic argument to dictate output type -- peak
also the RequestComponents thing -- pretty good

but then like the overall project structure...kinda ass

[spare quartz]

how...

how did it get 72 kb out of nowhere..

[lone sky]

send it over on tar.gz instead

[spare quartz]

its not discord

[lone sky]

oh

[timid quartz]

ur elf ate something over the netwokr

[spare quartz]

ITS NOT DISCORD

[timid quartz]

oml

wow

after all this time, auto reauthentication works

and the only reason I thought it didnt was because my test had an issue

my fucking test

@spare quartz I might actually be a bad programmer

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1935009866822595086

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FixupX · Jun 17, 2025, 4:21 PM

[timid quartz]

control rods 100% out

nuclear meltdown imminent

4000 Degrees Kelvin 🎵

[lone sky]

ok grandpa

let's get you back to retirement home

[timid quartz]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6amMxRe_ytU?si=xQNiruMlePU0QOfj

[flint belfry]

https://youtu.be/4n30dUJe7G4

[spare quartz]

ITS ATIS!!! ITS ATIS!!!

[pastel tinsel]

LOL

😭

[spare quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2Dcvkr1a1w

[lavish dove]

yay

[spare quartz]

中国人民銀行

[rustic vine]

lol?

what does this mean atp

[spare quartz]

using my dictionary and i just found this entry

[rustic vine]

huh

thats basically the equivalent to the federal reserve in china

its not a "real" bank

well it kinda is, but its federally owned/operated

theres also the bank of china, which is closer to a "real" bank

[spare quartz]

中国共産党

[rustic vine]

oh ok

true

[spare quartz]

oh my gooooood

they all have so much kanjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[timid quartz]

大躍進

[rustic vine]

🙏

[rustic vine]

welll thats just chinese 😁

[spare quartz]

waaaaaaaah

[timid quartz]

漢字

[rustic vine]

thank u aera

[timid quartz]

👍

[spare quartz]

自動の訳

人のユーザー名はカタカナをなぜ用いますか？Twitterの自動の訳ですか？

[spare quartz]

排漢

[timid quartz]

親中

中国大好き

[spare quartz]

まさか

[spare quartz]

特殊急襲部隊

[spare quartz]

hold this transmission for me

[timid quartz]

looks more like static also eww you have your taskbar centered?

[lone sky]

what's wrong with that

js say you hate everything 😭🥀

[spare quartz]

i do not use my taskbar

[rustic vine]

nah totally valid taskbar centered is awful

am I tripping balls

[timid quartz]

taskbar centered is like...idk

like this is windows not macos

[spare quartz]

hmm..

to write an ads-b decoder...

[rustic vine]

Remember that picture I got on a plane

Of the entertainment system showing some

Idk what it was

Can u decode that

[spare quartz]

idk

[rustic vine]

What does it mean....

Oh its also just the same thing over and over again?

Huh

[timid quartz]

ayy automatic reauthentication actually works now

[lavish dove]

Huh

Why can't they play a movie on those or something 😭

Like a movie and where every ad break is it shows flight information for half a minute then goes back to the movie

[timid quartz]

you should say something back :3

[spare quartz]

Again

The RTL SDR is receive only

[timid quartz]

you dont want FAA agents visiting your house? :(

[spare quartz]

FCC*

[timid quartz]

urmom*

[spare quartz]

and they wouldn’t hear me anyways

I have two monopole antennas with one coaxial cable, and maybe like 20 W of power

The time station I can hear from Colorado is broadcasting at 10 kW

at 10 MHz, but it’s quite faint

[timid quartz]

easy solution: get better radio

[spare quartz]

I can’t find who asked

[timid quartz]

I will go get a ham radio license high enough to let me transmit loud enough so you can hear

And then you’ll find

[spare quartz]

I need a map of the us against

Again*

Where is Georgia…

コキリの森

Okay yeah no you’re not reaching me

OH

but

If you wait for especially good ionosphere conditions

Your signals could reach here

[timid quartz]

I could reach you if I get enough power

Or bounce off the moon at the right angle

[spare quartz]

People have spoken to Japan and back from the US under good ionosphere conditions

[spare quartz]

Additionally you could try getting like… a dish antenna

And pointing it at my house

[spare quartz]

The fucked up doll from ntot

[lone sky]

LOL??

[spare quartz]

I need them.

[spare quartz]

どうぶつの森

[lone sky]

doubutsu no mori

aka that fucking game for gamecube that I hate

[spare quartz]

ANIMAL FOREST!!!!!!

[lone sky]

(I don't hate it i just find it boring)

[rustic vine]

Nope u get words instead

[rustic vine]

Isn't there a mirror or something on the moon? Can you bounce it off that?

[spare quartz]

瘸子

[pallid loom]

Also

Don't know if I'm just wrong or not but

Maybe it would be better if the antenna was slightly lifted off of the AC unit

Since the AC unit is grounded

[spare quartz]

its on a tripod

[pallid loom]

I noticed but I was thinking maybe even higher

[spare quartz]

the coaxial is just floating in the air though

im worried it'll probably knock it off next time a storm comes

[pallid loom]

The best way to go on about mounting an antenna if you plan for it to be permanent

Is using something like a satellite dish receiver stand

The ones that go onto your house walls with screws

And just fixing the antenna to it with something like tape or similar

When a storm comes you just undo the tape and bring it back in

[spare quartz]

hmm

do you think if it ever got directly hit by lightning the bolt could travel through the shortwave antenna into my sdr

surely not... right..

[pallid loom]

Right so about tjat

As we all know lightning travels to the highest point

Right

[spare quartz]

well it prefers the highest point but yeah

[pallid loom]

I'm unsure if American houses have this

If they do then it is theoretically safe to put it up there as long as it's lower than the thing protecting the house from thunder

[spare quartz]

oh yeah we dont have those

[pallid loom]

I don't know if American houses have this though, it's mandated on every new building in Croatia and the EU

Damn, unfortunate

[spare quartz]

our house's roof only has a bunch of solar panels

[pallid loom]

Hm

Yeah it would most definitely go to the sdr but I'm thinking on how to prevent it

I don't think an octocoupler would work since it's analog

Correct me if I'm wrong

[spare quartz]

hmm

https://www.arrow.com/en/research-and-events/articles/understanding-analog-isolation-when-it-comes-to-circuit-protection

[pallid loom]

You could also just ground the antenna itself

[spare quartz]

dammit im out of soder.....

[pallid loom]

How common are lightning storms in your area anyhow

It would be perfectly safe if you were to just manually disconnect it every time you're not using it

[lavish dove]

is that a radio antenna

[spare quartz]

lightning rod i presume

[pallid loom]

Multiple lightning rods

[spare quartz]

probably yeah

[lavish dove]

why would you need a lightning rod ontop of your house

[spare quartz]

storms aren't super common, but theres maybe 1/2 a month

[pallid loom]

Satellite dishes are somewhat common in the EU

You don't want one to go into it and then fry everything in your house

[lavish dove]

oh

[pallid loom]

Coax transfers power to TV which then transfers to power

[spare quartz]

oooh SDRs kinda warm

nothing should be using it though.. thats odd

[pallid loom]

It's limited to one circuit per EU regulations but still

[pallid loom]

Is it connected to an antenna

[spare quartz]

yeah

[pallid loom]

Never run an sdr without an antenna

[lavish dove]

I remember when i had satelite it would cut out at 5pm right before nightfall

and would come back on at like 2 am (idk when)

[pallid loom]

Not sure why that would happen

[spare quartz]

what service were you using if you remember

you probably just got unlucky with orbital mechanics

[lavish dove]

whatever was the popular one in north carolina

[pallid loom]

That much? Doubt it

There are a bajillion TV satellites out there

[spare quartz]

shrug

[pallid loom]

And i doubt it was one satellite per area

Like that it was in a stationary orbit

[spare quartz]

reminds me

[lavish dove]

My grandparents had signal problems before their city got developed, they lived on a flat plane

[spare quartz]

if i DO figure out how to read digital signals off radio i wanna try and render TV signals in my area

[pallid loom]

Shouldn't be an issue

Tv signals are very very much standardised

Unlike ACARS which is well. yeah...

[spare quartz]

ACARS is standardized

ive got a PDF with its transmission details

[pallid loom]

hard to find detailed info on it

is what I meant

[lavish dove]

if your looking for documentation just go on a torrent website they usually have them

[spare quartz]

268 mb of iq data... pain

[pallid loom]

Yes please F-35 manuals thanks

[spare quartz]

from only a few seconds of recording

(tbf at like 2 million samples a second)

[pallid loom]

I assume it was recording the entire spectrum

[lavish dove]

if you want fighter aircraft manuals just go on the warthunder forums

[spare quartz]

specific frequency

[pallid loom]

Oh thats

[spare quartz]

130.024 MHz

[pallid loom]

Very large then

Honestly

Want a stupid idea?

[spare quartz]

OK 👍

[pallid loom]

Right so

Data is binary right

It's just intensity of noise

Install virtual cable audio or whatever it's called

And listen off of it

Quiet beeps for example are 0s and others 1s

[spare quartz]

java has an audio library

i can try thru that

[pallid loom]

There you go

Use vbcable to make it act as mic input

Should be pretty simple from there

Add some filter to eliminate noise and you're done

[spare quartz]

i need it now

[pallid loom]

Do you have a better idea atm

[spare quartz]

well im totally new to processing this type of data in general so no

[lone sky]

YOUR TAKING TOO LONG IS TAKING TOO LONG @timid quartz

[spare quartz]

costed like $200 for just the cpu and memory fml

[timid quartz]

your mom

[lone sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1057996536061120522/1370315578761543730/togif-1.gif

[spare quartz]

unfunnylad . should i buy 64 more gb of memory ?

[lone sky]

sure!

[spare quartz]

i will now have 128 gb memory in total .

[timid quartz]

you should and then send it to me

[spare quartz]

cant

wrong timings

[pallid loom]

why

[spare quartz]

i need one more intellij instance

[pallid loom]

Good point

[timid quartz]

how do u know

[spare quartz]

send your timings

[timid quartz]

uh

CAS Latency 36, Timings 36-36-36-96

[spare quartz]

your cl sucks

wrong timings

[timid quartz]

it's ddr5

ddr5 cl sucks

[spare quartz]

bad pc

[timid quartz]

send ur timings then

[spare quartz]

okay let me get it

[timid quartz]

also I think it's basically the same since it's clocked faster

[spare quartz]

wow

i cant find my timings

💔

CL19

[timid quartz]

you shoulda got some ddr3

they have like

cl8

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/945394424047882250/1199029773238796320/TGQwJaW.gif

[timid quartz]

lmao

[lone sky]

aerasto lore

[lone sky]

idk how to read this so

you figure

[lone sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/994022205748949033/1379700623209136180/caption.gif

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-and-fluffy-furry-fluffy-dance-love-gif-5235735873221121631

[lone sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1377004472122867773/1377741410668642304/togif.gif

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/makemon-bayachao-3d-latenos-model-gif-14603985940493344377

[lone sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259196054352695411/1382004841756491917/watermark.gif

[spare quartz]

marrow

[timid quartz]

Bone marrow

[timid quartz]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ZYSBTx0vZ7s?si=6GwgWpuwB5dh9QVM

[spare quartz]

RADIO!!

[rustic vine]

😨

[spare quartz]

@flint belfry Domain managed at Dynadot.com
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pls pay up

[flint belfry]

why are you guys talking about that

whos talking about that

wheres talking about that

[spare quartz]

https://qaec.net/media/cctv.gif

i need my gif

..

[flint belfry]

what

is that the only reaosn

u want me to pay

[spare quartz]

yeah

[flint belfry]

ugh fine

let me go see

[spare quartz]

ゲイ退屈なウェブサイト

ゲイ退屈なウェブサイト

ゲイ退屈なウェブサイト

[flint belfry]

it wont let me buy it back unless i pay 200 dollars minimum as a offer

no

[spare quartz]

$200 is worth it

i need cctv.gif

[flint belfry]

NO IT IS NOT

[flint belfry]

i have it archived

[spare quartz]

i neeeeed it

[flint belfry]

i can send the image

[spare quartz]

i neeeeeeeed

the gifffff

[flint belfry]

ok

hold on

here

[spare quartz]

soo

the source?

[flint belfry]

idk tenro

tenor

[spare quartz]

https://youtu.be/slJmsbGtu8Y?list=RDMMslJmsbGtu8Y&t=73

[flint belfry]

or something\

ew

oh

i expected bayahccho

[spare quartz]

thats one of bayachaos friends!

[flint belfry]

4

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-jonklers-wrestling-ring-jonkler-joker-batman-gif-1754326297961282708

[lone sky]

https://d.fixupx.com/i/status/1936592472915755262

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1936527717295440166

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FixupX · Jun 21, 2025, 8:52 PM

[timid quartz]

Why are you posting this so much

Are you becoming an alcoholic

[spare quartz]

001011

[timid quartz]

Eleven

[timid quartz]

魔魔魔

[timid quartz]

me when I get you

[lone sky]

yeah ok moldbrain

[timid quartz]

rustbrain*

and that's Mr. Rustbrain to you

[lone sky]

so your brain is full of decayed orange metals?

sounds about right

[timid quartz]

@lone sky YOU WILL PLAY CH 4 RN AND YOU WILL FINISH IT AND YOU WILL LOVE IT

[lone sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1264496483957346346/1386212367876227122/cctv.gif

do you know the concept of having a life

[timid quartz]

uh...yes

[spare quartz]

(no)

[timid quartz]

you

• stays inside all day
• only programs or watches bayachao/jpop
• no job, barely even in school

me

• goes outside regularly
• more activities than just computer
• gainfully employed

[spare quartz]

• lame
• lame
• lame

PLUS i dont ONLY program now

i also do radio stuff!!!

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FixupX · Jun 22, 2025, 2:46 PM

[spare quartz]

first assembled output (32 bits) and packed into an ELF

[spare quartz]

@timid quartz are you on linxu rn

[rustic vine]

no hes being a responsible adult

[timid quartz]

Yes why

[spare quartz]

can you see if you can readelf a specific elf file

[timid quartz]

uh ok

[spare quartz]

hooray!!!!

now run it

it WILL segfault if your computer is not broken

[timid quartz]

what.

[spare quartz]

its 84 bytes what could it possibly do

[timid quartz]

explode my hardware

[spare quartz]

no

[timid quartz]

yes

[spare quartz]

9i2934i2934i2394i329523523432

[timid quartz]

who knows what you are trying to do on my pc

[spare quartz]

literally nothing

[timid quartz]

password stealer in 84 bytes

[spare quartz]

if you were a real programmer you'd know it allocates nothing in your memory

and thus runs into a GPF

which is a segfault

anyways thats good that its recognized! cause that was fully compiled in kotlin

[timid quartz]

rekt

[spare quartz]

you're using arm aren't you

[timid quartz]

no

[spare quartz]

what architecture is your pc

[timid quartz]

amd64

[spare quartz]

mhmmmmmmmmm.....

gimme one sec

[timid quartz]

still exec format error

skillissue

[spare quartz]

your computer is broken

[timid quartz]

your binary is broken

[spare quartz]

(or your kernel/ld.so is nonstandard)

(pls fix them)

[timid quartz]

well

[spare quartz]

unwell

[timid quartz]

here let me just

use an arch iso to make a vm

it doesnt run on nixos, it doesnt run in a debian docker container

[spare quartz]

hold on let me code in loops

[timid quartz]

well m..gotta do vm file sharing

which...requires tools

which...requires an install

too lazy

[spare quartz]

your pc sucks

[timid quartz]

I think your binary is just broken

[rustic vine]

will wsl work

I have wsl

😁

[spare quartz]

probably

[rustic vine]

I gotchu

what do I do

[spare quartz]

you run it

and it segfaults

[rustic vine]

how

[spare quartz]

./exec

exec is a placeholder for the file

[timid quartz]

gotta chmod +x

first

[rustic vine]

ye ok

[spare quartz]

good 👍

[rustic vine]

I can do the same with print("Segmentation fault") btw

just so u know

[spare quartz]

if it did not segfault your computer has a problem

[lone sky]

are we all just

getting segfaults

[spare quartz]

by design

[rustic vine]

peak distro guys..

[lone sky]

[1] 8936 segmentation fault ./test

[spare quartz]

okay thats good.......

[timid quartz]

mf

it's probably ld.so or whatever

[rustic vine]

why it make this file

what is that

[spare quartz]

oh okay so this requires a lil explaination

so on windows whenever you download a file, it attaches invisible user metadata to it (Zone.Identifier) which says where you downloaded a file & the host you downloaded from

WSL's fs doesn't have support for this user metadata

so it makes a file alongside instead

[lone sky]

is this intended

[spare quartz]

yes

[rustic vine]

oh interesting

so when I moved it from windows to wsl

it made that

[spare quartz]

yeah

now it does this for everything downloaded so

if you say, copy a git repo from windows -> linux

it'll make a lot of them

[rustic vine]

oh 😨

I usually just clone from wsl

so never hit that

[spare quartz]

日本の首都は 芋！米！麦！

[lone sky]

potatoes rice and wheat

[spare quartz]

now to think

OKAY

this should infinitely loop

[spare quartz]

try this

[lone sky]

segfault

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz where does your thing look for ld.so

guessing /lib/ld.so?

[spare quartz]

hmm

[spare quartz]

it doesn't

its a completely statically linked file

im just saying ld.so is probably doing something in the loading chain that it doesn't like

[timid quartz]

probably considering it's nixos

[spare quartz]

i do not know why it would segfault..

[lone sky]

before any assumptions

let me set something straight

it is NOT steamOS' fault, that would make ZERO sense

[spare quartz]

duh

BUT the program should be destroying a single core

decompilers hate these files

[timid quartz]

well my exec format error thing is probably a nixos skill issue

so

it's possible

@spare quartz wait is it expecting 32bit stuff to be there

[spare quartz]

wdym

[lone sky]

nixos is built like

differently

(in a bad way)

[timid quartz]

steamos is also immutable

despite being arch-based

so

possible issue

[timid quartz]

like this is the only ld.so I have

[spare quartz]

it should still run it fine

[lone sky]

probably doesn't affect anything

i also ran it on my arch distrobox

same error

and everything

[spare quartz]

i just got my arch friend to run it and its still segfaulting

auugh

[timid quartz]

im not switching

[timid quartz]

maybe your earlier segfault is a symptom of a skill issue you have now

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cirno-hatred-kiryu-kiryu-kazuma-yakuza-gif-3361761317354543613

[lone sky]

sybau 💔

[timid quartz]

bro hop off

srs

tspmo icl

[timid quartz]

I mean it's true

if it's still segfaulting when it shouldn't, you're probably doing something else wrong

[spare quartz]

but idk what that would be

[timid quartz]

bad programmer

skill issue between keyboard and chair

[spare quartz]

try this

its at 0x08048000 now

[timid quartz]

mm still betting exec format error but let's see

[spare quartz]

oh right i forgot you're on

crapos

[timid quartz]

die

[spare quartz]

@lone sky you

[timid quartz]

oh hey

[lone sky]

[1] 11907 segmentation fault ./test

[timid quartz]

it segfaulted

good job

[lone sky]

👏

[spare quartz]

?????

[timid quartz]

whatever didnt work on nixos now works

[spare quartz]

gotta add a crasher for nixos back into this

[timid quartz]

so...congrats

[spare quartz]

ffc0e9fbffffff

[timid quartz]

Thanks for the hex

[spare quartz]

hmm

ffc0e9f9ffffff

im just trying to figure out why this would segfault...

at least the labels work great

uhhhhgh

maybe it wants a section header..????

[timid quartz]

Probably

[spare quartz]

okay....

maybe this will work???

[lone sky]

nop

still segfault

[spare quartz]

IM GOING TO SAW THIS KYUBI IN HALF

[lone sky]

that broke

[timid quartz]

I SAWED THIS KYUBI IN HALF, BUT IT’S OK THANKS TO THE POWER OF FLEXTAPE

[lone sky]

THANKS AERA!!

[timid quartz]

Tf is ガキ

I’m guessing spicy?

But I’m not seeing any references to such

[lone sky]

BRAT

REFERENCE TO THE WORST ALBUM EVER

[timid quartz]

Mmmm that’s weird tho idk

It doesn’t make sense

[spare quartz]

it makes sense

[timid quartz]

Ok then like

What is debirun saying

[spare quartz]

well i cant type those kanji

so do that for me

[timid quartz]

And like the face he’s making

Seems to imply the food is spicy

[spare quartz]

correct _

[timid quartz]

There’s also only one kanji

[lone sky]

NO

GET OUT

[timid quartz]

It’s 食

[spare quartz]

thank yo u.

こんなのも食えねーとはガキだな～

yeah no this makes sense

[spare quartz]

_

i made the string table executable

[timid quartz]

Is that all it took?

[spare quartz]

no

maybe

im installing mingw

[timid quartz]

oh

[spare quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099482737234169876/1277260263711838313/watermark.gif

[lone sky]

can I have the nitrus today

[spare quartz]

GWですね

[timid quartz]

I hope you get springtrapped

[timid quartz]

ughh now that ive finished deltarune there arent any fun games left

[lone sky]

try out limbus

it's a good money hole

(if you spend money on it of course. it's free to play if you know what you're doing)

[lone sky]

what the fuck is this

why is it so UGLY

[spare quartz]

this games better than anything bayachao ever made..

[lone sky]

according to aerasto

[lone sky]

fruits vs goblins

🥀

[spare quartz]

dw

they made a 5th version

[timid quartz]

テスト

やった！

[spare quartz]

うるさい

[timid quartz]

失礼

[spare quartz]

いいえ、合理的

[timid quartz]

死

[spare quartz]

ちゃお！

[timid quartz]

ちゃお死

[spare quartz]

❌

反さび

親Ada

https://fixupx.com/Yajor244/status/1936769781178216458 @lone sky

yajor 🇵🇸 (@Yajor244)

Went to the grocery store with a friend and we saw a dad wearing this shirt it was shweeet!!!!

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FixupX · Jun 22, 2025, 12:54 PM

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-burning-hell-pain-gif-17379863

[spare quartz]

how to use eqmu.......

[lone sky]

winget install qemu

[spare quartz]

no

[lone sky]

and then you can invoke it using cmd

[spare quartz]

im using msys2

[lone sky]

O H

[spare quartz]

IM BUILDING QEMU NOW!!

[lone sky]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU BUILDING QEMU FROM SCRATCH

JUST USE THE PRECOMPILED SHIT!!

RAH!!!!

[spare quartz]

no!

its incomplete!

[lone sky]

how is it incomplete

😭

[spare quartz]

no qemu-i386!

[lone sky]

uh huh

[spare quartz]

thats system

[lone sky]

OH

[spare quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/977284953714880524/991228576785498212/ezgif-3-bfb653d429.gif

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-speech-bubble-meme-joke-arbys-we-have-the-meats-gif-24803181

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz did you ever get your elf to not segfault

[spare quartz]

still working

[timid quartz]

rip

[spare quartz]

hmm

[timid quartz]

https://cedardb.com/blog/exceptions_vs_errors/

[spare quartz]

i dont wannaa read that rn

Summarize it . No yapping .

[timid quartz]

chatgpt.com

[spare quartz]

i say that ironically

as the first image on that article

is ai generated

fml

and show that they even result in faster execution.

not true... generally speaking

an exception is usually slower than a normal returned value as the VM or what have you has to unwind a call stack, free up whatevers there, and check and goto an exception handler someway up the stack

unless they mean an interrupt which is another matter even if they use the same terminology

The problem here is that simply unwrapping results will crash the program on errors that could have been a user-visible error message with exceptions.

if i comment about any of this it'll just be replaying that argument

bad writer, commas go in the quotes

Heck, even Java handles this much better: Catch an OutOfMemoryError and apologize to one client instead of killing the whole server and interrupting service to thousands of clients.

you should be using virtual threading instead of catching an OOME

i dunno what version this writer is experienced with though...

or if they're referring to NIO single threaded selection

(which should also be virtually threaded)

[timid quartz]

I think this guy just has some skill issues

I can see the argument for checking branches for Ok or Err being slow but other than that it just sounds like skill issue

[spare quartz]

im ngl ive still been thinking about language design

i still like the idea of having to handle every single possible exception for a piece of code... and cause its binary, theres no visual overhead...

You might expect your CPU to quickly learn to predict branches,

i get a lot of CS-nerds like to say "cache locality" and "branch prediction" crap but i hattte code like that if im being honest

[timid quartz]

yeah like it can get annoying but…it’s nice knowing what you’re working with

also this guy mentions unwrap way too much you should never be using that unless you’ve done checks beforehand

hence skill issue

[spare quartz]

i really like how SPARK does exceptions and i might try and learn some formal verification methods

[timid quartz]

how does it do exceptions

[spare quartz]

SPARK/Ada will both generate checks for types wherever it deems it, which you know

BUT if a piece of code is ever verified to not ever produce a situation where the check is actually fired, then we can optimize it out, with formal verification

A + 5
generate numerical exception check (UNLESS A is formally verified to never be larger than Integer'Last - 5)

[timid quartz]

interesting

[rustic vine]

good start

uh I think this guy is just complaining cuz hes used to exceptions and now he has to learn values

exceptions should be exceptional 👍

I don't get what hes actually complaining about

yea most of his points are kinda weird

I think exceptions still have their place in a modern lang

[spare quartz]

its finally being able to be decompiled..

[spare quartz]

im so close...................

[lyric mesa]

poke

[lyric mesa]

wha-

[lone sky]

i'm so c00l

[spare quartz]

YES ITS EXECUTING!!!!!!!!!

@timid quartz run this .

[lyric mesa]

scary..

[spare quartz]

My first executable completely written in my own assembly language completely in Kotlin

now that takes the cake for the most technical thing I’ve ever done

[lyric mesa]

tried opening qserf

[pastel tinsel]

looks about right

[spare quartz]

i was running the wrong command 🧟

[spare quartz]

AGGHH

FINALLY

I GOT IT

[timid quartz]

wow!! congrattation!!!

[spare quartz]

Ugh that took so long

BUT

that is the first x86 program to my knowledge ever compiled completely within Kotlin

Additionally it’s probably the first ever assembler of its kind too

Since the assembly logic is directly intertwined with disassembly and virtualization logic

It’s essentially a full IA-32 chain

Very advanced stuff. That I am proud to have made by myself!

[umbral monolith]

now test every edge case

[timid quartz]

That would be very wise of atp to do

You’d know a lot about being wise

[umbral monolith]

no such person has made that joke so many times before

[timid quartz]

:3

[umbral monolith]

my lit instructor gave me the "wisest answerer" award for that class

[timid quartz]

Ugh at this point maybe I should make a portfolio website too

[timid quartz]

LOL

[timid quartz]

Pure HTML, minimal CSS

[umbral monolith]

pure html-

yeah !!

[timid quartz]

LOL

[umbral monolith]

make it like mother fucking website

[timid quartz]

yessss

Or justusehtml

wait.

justfuckingusehtml

[umbral monolith]

no but the people who use shit like nextjs for an spa portfolio it's like why 😭

[timid quartz]

https://justfuckingusehtml.com

[timid quartz]

I mean do your websites not use React

[umbral monolith]

I use it for data oriented stuff and like saas sites

my main page doesn't

[timid quartz]

Is your main page just HTML and CSS then?

[umbral monolith]

https://github.com/lyoshenka/awesome-motherfucking-website

[umbral monolith]

yeah

there's a bunch of optimisations I could do (preload)

but still pure html

[timid quartz]

Based

I’m not targeting frontend so my website won’t even be that pretty lmfao

[umbral monolith]

as long as it gets the job done

also if you're not primarily frontend you don't need to make it yourself entirely

I've seen plenty of backend portfolios made by a front-end friend

my bf doesn't believe I write my own css

[lone sky]

prettiest website btw

[umbral monolith]

mine?

[lone sky]

^this

[umbral monolith]

truth

[umbral monolith]

he does backend but when he actually does frontend he uses bootstrap

I last used bootstrap in like 2017 I've gotten so tired of how generic it is (plus I can actually style myself now)

[timid quartz]

congrattation

now run it on your cpu

well make it output a format that can run on your cpu

[timid quartz]

Bro think they Susie but they not even pippins

[lone sky]

fuck that even mean

[lone sky]

@timid quartz

[timid quartz]

kokuri

[lone sky]

i'm convinced kokuri might just be your fursona

😭

[timid quartz]

bro think they susie but they not even pippins

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-crocker-timmy-turner-fairly-odd-parents-super-f-meme-gif-1224341026557759176

[timid quartz]

WTF IS THE AMALGAMATION

that's horrific

ugh where is @spare quartz I need entertainment

[lone sky]

this is pippins, the character that only appears if you do not fight anyone in deltarune.

[lone sky]

also i'm 99% sure they're still asleep

last time they were online was at like

6:00 AM

so they're waking up in 4 hours or less

[timid quartz]

tragic

[umbral monolith]

90% crying

[rustic vine]

90% debugging

9.95% writing tests

[spare quartz]

?

[spare quartz]

I was planning on making it exportable to COFF yes

[timid quartz]

more like cough

[timid quartz]

do somethign entertaining

[spare quartz]

i just woke up.....

[timid quartz]

gg

uhh do uhhh

make your thingey mabob program print out something to stdout

[spare quartz]

im gonna try that now

[timid quartz]

be sure to link it dynamically so nixos cant run it

[spare quartz]

thats hard

[timid quartz]

Figured static linking would be harder tbh

[spare quartz]

how

[timid quartz]

Idk you gotta include all the dependencies in it

Vs dynamic linking ur just like “oh yeah and look for this thing”

[spare quartz]

well static linking = doing no linking at all

[timid quartz]

m

[spare quartz]

need 2 implement "defutf" and "mov ecx, @hello_world_literal"

[timid quartz]

You should make a special instruction defchao that just expands to defutf ぢゃお

[spare quartz]

ooo

okay so

figuring out how get the offset to hello_world_literal is quite hard since its an assembly stream

BUT

i set the string pointer to be the "hello_world" label

and its actually printing

[timid quartz]

Oo

[spare quartz]

there

forgot one on the length for newline

i wonder if thisll work

yooo

@lone sky if you want .. ^

[spare quartz]

Package Received (Customer Service Email: [email protected])
SHENZHEN, GUANGDONGSHENG

[timid quartz]

Oof your package got intercepted by the CCP

[spare quartz]

oh my god

they bayachaoified THAT song

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1937282299151974712

売買 (@Baibai0123_)

混沌ブギ最初だけ(色々雑)
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FixupX · Jun 23, 2025, 10:51 PM

[timid quartz]

?

Are the lyrics bad or smth

[spare quartz]

no its just good

the original is @ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Swg-aBO9eY

val queue = ArrayDeque<String>()
            var buffer = ""
            var inString = false
            while (true) {
                val code = this.assemblyStream.read()
                if (code == -1) break
                val char = Char(code)
                if (inString && char == '"') {
                    queue.add(buffer)
                    buffer = ""
                    inString = false
                } else if (!inString && (char.isWhitespace() || char == ',')) {
                    if (buffer.isNotBlank()) queue.add(buffer)
                    buffer = ""
                    if (char == '\n') break
                } else if (!inString && char == '"') {
                    inString = true
                } else {
                    buffer += char
                }
            }

ny super good lexer

[timid quartz]

Seems kinda bad

Maybe I’m just not gaypop-pilled

[spare quartz]

kys

[timid quartz]

jpop more like gayslop

[spare quartz]

rate my lexer bad programmer

我的猫募集活动拖了很久..想从懒惰和社交焦虑当中夺回专注力是一件很困难得事情...

[spare quartz]

hmm

figuring out how to read labels that are declared ahead of position..

[lyric mesa]

:o

[spare quartz]

improving assembler intelligence

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/MatthewCappucci/status/1936863199204458817/

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FixupX · Jun 22, 2025, 7:05 PM

[timid quartz]

LOL

[timid quartz]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH JUMPSCARE

[spare quartz]

🥳

how do you feel about running a kotlin compiled program on your computer..