💽Programming Chat v2

[timid quartz]

ew adacore

[rustic vine]

I never really got to know them at all tho

[spare quartz]

only good company

and maybe green hills too

[timid quartz]

The Rust Foundation

[spare quartz]

worst company

[timid quartz]

or well you might think JetBrains is good

[spare quartz]

indifferent

[timid quartz]

cause they support your beloved Copelin

[spare quartz]

❌

[timid quartz]

JVM Copelin

[spare quartz]

Oracle is second best company

(specifically the OpenJDK/Graal teams)

[rustic vine]

wait a second

is dyslexicsteak cae

[spare quartz]

yes

[rustic vine]

wth

nvm then

I been seeing them around the whole time

I thought it was someone else with the same profile picture the entire time loool

[timid quartz]

speaking of the American Disabled progrAmming language

ada lsp...

[spare quartz]

"Amming"

[timid quartz]

eugh semantically analyzing ada seems like a pain

[spare quartz]

this rust user is illiterate

[rustic vine]

more like kt lsp

you can use kt in vscode now!

idk why you would... but you can!

[spare quartz]

okay but why

[timid quartz]

intellij just better

[rustic vine]

well some people are religiously vscode users

so they were rejoicing

[spare quartz]

well those people are weird and possibly need help

[rustic vine]

LOL

tbf tho I also use vscode for java on occasion

but hear me out

its only when the project has java and some other language

usually cpp

that way I can switch between java n cpp files without switching editors

[spare quartz]

thank you for reminding me

[timid quartz]

I'd probably have to start from like...Ada 89

and build my way up

[spare quartz]

i need to complete our x86 assembler in kotlin so i dont have to ask codev to compile the iso for me

very incomplete state its in rn

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz what do u think

or could I jump straight to Ada 2012

[spare quartz]

ada 80

[timid quartz]

Ada 80...cringe...

[spare quartz]

okay but thats the true start

[timid quartz]

building up semantic analysis and stuff seems painful

why can't I just start from Ada 2020

[spare quartz]

if you think you can... sure

[rustic vine]

guys... stop using an irrelevant language...

[timid quartz]

^ real

[spare quartz]

you're irrelevant

[timid quartz]

good take harry

[rustic vine]

use rust! its the new and shiny!!

[spare quartz]

its actually pretty rusty

[rustic vine]

oh

yea

good point

[spare quartz]

my language has been in plane crashes though so

im better

😎

[rustic vine]

but fwiw cae is around often in that roblox oss server

[timid quartz]

rust ❤️

[rustic vine]

I always thought it was just a rando with the same pfp

[timid quartz]

I gotta admit though parts of Ada's type system are pretty nice

[spare quartz]

terrifying

[timid quartz]

I wish Rust had those parts in it

[rustic vine]

agreed!

[spare quartz]

i hate roblox dev servers cause they scaaaaare me

also because theres probably a ton of religious devs there who'll bully me unironically 😭

[rustic vine]

I want to learn rust but I don't end up learning it

its a bad cycle

[rustic vine]

maybe. maybe not

[spare quartz]

idk they all have education and scary stuff like that

[rustic vine]

not really tbh

some do

[lone sky]

shintoist roblox dev server

[timid quartz]

but also you can just define your own type

struct OddU32 {
  inner: u32
}
impl OddU32 {
  pub fn new(val: u32) -> Self {
    assert!(val % 2 != 0);
    Self {
      inner: val
    }
  }
}

[spare quartz]

classified

[spare quartz]

but also you can just define your own class

[rustic vine]

this is some java pilled response

[timid quartz]

fr

[spare quartz]

classes are the only future

sorry you had to hear it this way

[timid quartz]

as expected of a Copelin user

[rustic vine]

HUH

ur cooked bruh

pls be ironic

[spare quartz]

nope

not ironic

[rustic vine]

😭

[timid quartz]

classes are the past

[spare quartz]

nope

[rustic vine]

FP is clearly the future

((((((((((((((((((hi

[spare quartz]

FP + OOP is actually the future

[timid quartz]

(require '[clj-http.client :as client])

(-> (client/get "https://example.com")
    :body
    println)

clojure

[spare quartz]

i dislike the abstraction of client/get

[timid quartz]

y

[spare quartz]

because i just dont like it

[timid quartz]

y

[spare quartz]

httpprotocolselector better

[timid quartz]

y

[spare quartz]

kYs

[timid quartz]

y

[spare quartz]

im going to send japanese french dog

[pallid loom]

answer with n if you're a domestic terrorist

[timid quartz]

bruh

[timid quartz]

n

[rustic vine]

ohhhhh if only I could have my HTTPProtocolSelectionStrategy

[spare quartz]

"y"

BRB!

[lone sky]

can you send it to me

[timid quartz]

You need an HTTPProtocolSelectionStrategyFactory for that

[lone sky]

OH

[timid quartz]

and an HTTPProtocolSelectionStrategyFactoryBuilder

[lone sky]

the tiny @lyric mesa

[timid quartz]

and then an HTTPProtocolSelectionStrategyFactoryBuilderSingleton

[spare quartz]

NO

THERES THE EVIL ENTITY TO THE RIGHT

[lyric mesa]

wha?!

[spare quartz]

☣️

[pallid loom]

aer hasn't noticed

[timid quartz]

?

[lone sky]

what did cupya do

[pallid loom]

scroll up

[spare quartz]

nothing but theyll do something

[timid quartz]

WHAT

[spare quartz]

hes right you know

[timid quartz]

being a Rust user does NOT make me a domestic terrorist

[spare quartz]

yeah it does

[timid quartz]

ok Ada user

[spare quartz]

based

[timid quartz]

go get locked up for eternity

[pallid loom]

That's what a domestic terrorist would say

[rustic vine]

oh mb

[rustic vine]

oh true

[timid quartz]

bro you're literally Croatian I don't wanna hear it

[rustic vine]

LOL

[pallid loom]

hey we don't bomb people at least

we can't afford it

[spare quartz]

you know what bombs DO use though

its not rust......

[pallid loom]

they use mechanics

[timid quartz]

yeah they use Ada because your lang is so bad they decided it had to blow up at every opportunity it could

[pallid loom]

half of laser guided still use an old ass system

[spare quartz]

nuh uh

[lone sky]

bombs use raspbian

[timid quartz]

bombs actually use specially trained pigeons

[pallid loom]

aw hell anw

[spare quartz]

ukraine drone strikes

[pallid loom]

it is truly fascinating how most innovations from the 1950s in the us have been or will be used in the military

WE LOVE DEATH

[spare quartz]

they should put 99% of the funding to darpa

then they can make internet 2 or something

[pallid loom]

0.001% to education

[spare quartz]

(the 1% goes to the naval research laboratory)

[rustic vine]

our food just keeps blowing up

[pallid loom]

rest goes to trump's piss dome

[spare quartz]

ohhh

just remembered

they deployed the marines in LA right

[rustic vine]

just remembered that I've never said a curse word in my life

[pallid loom]

even in the fog of war a tank is still visible

translation

"I fuck your mothers"

[rustic vine]

van matter?

[spare quartz]

be van matter?

[pallid loom]

"jebem vam mater"

[lavish dove]

Same

[pallid loom]

barely recognisable

[spare quartz]

thats not a real language

[pallid loom]

true

it's a mix of 8 languages

[timid quartz]

just like Ada and Kotlin ❤️

[spare quartz]

"にゃにゃにゃにゃ"

yeah okay aera

manim hungry

[lone sky]

eat

[spare quartz]

im so hungry i could eat a

[timid quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/how-hungry-horse-meme-how-hungry-meme-hungry-gif-3271609735629330991

[timid quartz]

sapphire

idk they seem ok

[spare quartz]

いかにもナルシストって感じのヤツだな…

[timid quartz]

def emeraude then ruby then idk

[spare quartz]

貴族に見えるが…悪い奴じゃなさそうだな

pain

[timid quartz]

nice google translate

smh

[spare quartz]

what

thats written by bayachao

[timid quartz]

here too

[timid quartz]

oh gg

[spare quartz]

pretty bold to call a japanese person google translate

[timid quartz]

:3

[spare quartz]

yeah okay buddy

It's ruby white House

https://tenor.com/view/furry-and-fluffy-furry-fluffy-dance-love-gif-5235735873221121631

[timid quartz]

eugh get it out of here

stupid dogs

https://tenor.com/view/courage-couragethecowardlydog-gif-13695185904701495562

[spare quartz]

they're very good at english... super good..

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/994021841763053668/1219255753962160188/xem-2.gif

I DID NOT SEE THE CODE IN THE GIF

[timid quartz]

THAT'S SO BAD

[spare quartz]

ouu

almost out of chooocolate

[timid quartz]

l boz

[spare quartz]

:<

[timid quartz]

i say this as someone who IS out of chocolate

[timid quartz]

bro tryna be izanari

bro not even chiharu

[spare quartz]

WRONG

[timid quartz]

right

正確

[spare quartz]

:<

they're so cute tho

[timid quartz]

i...zanari?

has unfunnylad taken over your account

[spare quartz]

chiharu

[timid quartz]

oh

[spare quartz]

izanari is cute i GUESS

[timid quartz]

mmmm what to do...

carpool is done-ish...

[spare quartz]

code a jpg decoder!

[timid quartz]

it COULD be nice to have "convenience" commands like pause, resume, and restart

although the pid will change

I could add in a separate numbering scheme...then I'd really be pm2

[spare quartz]

pm2?

[timid quartz]

https://pm2.io/

[spare quartz]

oh

[timid quartz]

like this

but it's written in javashit so

mmmmmmmmmmmm what to do

jpg decoder...maybe....
ada lsp....maybe but ugh ada semantic analysis....

[spare quartz]

oh i know what you could do!

my bed!

[timid quartz]

what

im not making your bed for you

im not your mom

[spare quartz]

please :<

its so hard to keep the cover onnnn

[timid quartz]

the cover?

[spare quartz]

idk what its called

like a thinner blanket on top of the matress

[timid quartz]

the top sheet

or well

ok

hold on

[spare quartz]

sure whatever

[timid quartz]

there's an order

optional comforter(top sheet(fitted sheet(optional mattress cover(mattress))))

[spare quartz]

oh

i didnt know they were so complex

[timid quartz]

if you want the layout relative to a human

well

with a human included in the mix

human goes between top sheet and fitted sheet

so in light of that...which sheet is hard to keep on

(probably the top sheet but)

[spare quartz]

okay so my matress has this cyan cover over it

and then theres this one inch thick blanket on top of it

which i lay on

and the one inch thick blanket likes to just

gradually keep going forward away from my pillows

[timid quartz]

do you...not cover yourself with another blanket?

[spare quartz]

i do yes

really depends on the temperature

[timid quartz]

does the cyan cover have like...how would I describe it

the corners of it

do they have like

elastic inside of them

[spare quartz]

idk i havent checked

its not my matress and its just been there for as long as i can remember

[timid quartz]

the elastic would be kinda underneath the mattress on the corners

oh gg

[spare quartz]

ooo

i got steak

:3c

[timid quartz]

gg

well uh

interesting that your sheet goes away from your pillows

almost sounds like the cyan "cover" is the fitted sheet and the sheet you lay on top of is the top sheet

[spare quartz]

maybe i just move a lot idk

[timid quartz]

oh 100% it's definitely you kicking it forward

or otherwise moving it forward

[spare quartz]

its cause rust exists

and as long as it exists i cant sleep well

[timid quartz]

like I move around a lot but the issue I have is that the top sheet and comforter like slide off my bed

[spare quartz]

this is my bed btw

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz tbh if you’re having issues with it sliding away from your pillows, then take that sheet you sleep on top of, pull it up towards your pillows so that you have some hanging off of your mattress, and tuck what hangs off underneath the mattress

It won’t stop it but it’ll help a little

[spare quartz]

oh okay

[timid quartz]

Tuck it underneath the head of the mattress and underneath the sides too

If you wanna get really fancy, google how to do a “hospital corner”

[spare quartz]

that sounds hard..

does it involve programming

[timid quartz]

no…

smh you’re might get exploded in basic training

[spare quartz]

its over..

[timid quartz]

your drill sergeant might explode you

[spare quartz]

what if theyre bayachao 🥺

[timid quartz]

you’re not entering the JSDF

[spare quartz]

this is apart of my master plan

to steal their .jp zone files

[timid quartz]

honestly you should probably start doing some training now

To make basic suck less

[spare quartz]

and so i can endure more soda at a time!

thats a good idea

[timid quartz]

sure

at least start running a little so you don’t die from doing a mile in 15 minutes in basic lmao

[spare quartz]

bayachaoooooo

hmm.. clusters..

god this is so painful

probab;y iteration 5 of the instruction set (migration wise)

not that bad..

[spare quartz]

so many instruction clusters...

[timid quartz]

go bed

[spare quartz]

have 200 opcodes to churn out cant

[spare quartz]

need to add support for the selectors

there we go

[timid quartz]

You should make a SPARC64 simulator

[spare quartz]

id need a specification

so long

oh neoforge is down

time to cut off their line for now

[timid quartz]

yipee! I bet the forge dev DMCA’d them and got them banned from the internet

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/noirbardi-gif-4947139517699784760

[timid quartz]

Awww it’s back https://neoforged.net/

[spare quartz]

its not

[timid quartz]

Yeah it is

[spare quartz]

its not

this is maven stuff

finally

[spare quartz]

maven

stuff

[lone sky]

aera what iphone do you use

[timid quartz]

14 pro

[spare quartz]

https://maven.neoforged.net/mojang-meta/net/neoforged/minecraft-dependencies/1.21.1/minecraft-dependencies-1.21.1.module

god this is so annoying

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1934430897316507664 @lone sky

Scolipede (@toxicspikes_)

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i need you to do this to me

[timid quartz]

Deltarune ch 5

[spare quartz]

GKAGKH

@timid quartz IM GOING TO CRASH OUT

[timid quartz]

Out of soda?

[spare quartz]

NEOFORGE

all that work paid off

[lone sky]

The fault lies with you, debirun.

[spare quartz]

ハフマン分岐テスト

HTTPプロトコル選択テスト

[spare quartz]

@timid quartz

rate the translations.......

        arrayOf("apng_reader_spi_description", "アニメーションPNG（APNG）読み取りSPI"),
        arrayOf("gif_reader_spi_description", "グラフィック交換様式（GIF）読み取りSPI"),

[timid quartz]

2/3 of it is just English

[spare quartz]

also these two i just wrote

[spare quartz]

well thats kinda cause

i have to

they're referred to in english

[timid quartz]

Ik

The joke is that 2/3 of Japanese is just English

[spare quartz]

ughhh

harry write this in chinese

im so tired

[rustic vine]

oh I was supposed to do that wasn't I

I will deploy the chinese soon

[spare quartz]

if you’d wanted to!

But first I nap.

[rustic vine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSptWKdOHYc

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/kiro247/status/1934866750908281280?s=46

こぎのきゐ (@kiro247)

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[timid quartz]

Go back to bed

[spare quartz]

I’m not even off it yet!

[timid quartz]

ok ez

1. Put phone down
2. Close eyes

[lone sky]

kittby,,

[timid quartz]

@lone sky https://www.tumblr.com/akanemnon/736796961030733824/ok-two-really-weird-questions-that-have-nothing-to

[spare quartz]

das me

[timid quartz]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/deltarune/images/d/dd/Tasque_battle_hurt.png/revision/latest?cb=20220725084452

[spare quartz]

no .

[timid quartz]

you

[spare quartz]

catroid better

[timid quartz]

Go get managed

And go back to bed you didn’t even sleep 14 hours

[spare quartz]

Why don’t you go back to bed

[timid quartz]

I want to

But, erm, I’m employed

[spare quartz]

Stop being employed

[timid quartz]

Na

[spare quartz]

be a neet

[timid quartz]

How will I afford to wipe bayachao off the face of the internet if I have no job

[spare quartz]

well if bayachao doesn’t have a job

but she still makes money

you can too

[timid quartz]

Her job is her art

[spare quartz]

Okay but she’s not formally employed by anyone

She just draws

You “just” program

[timid quartz]

By herself :3

[timid quartz]

I wish I programmed at my job

SWE jobs are next to impossible to get

[spare quartz]

Lammme

[spare quartz]

I’m gonna go outside today

[timid quartz]

‼️

You’re going to die if you do that!!!!!

[spare quartz]

Social security… I need it…

[timid quartz]

Stepping outside won’t make you age 50 years in a day

[spare quartz]

Okay but I still need to go there

Ugh crap I accidentally unraveled my uniform socks

I hate being blind

[timid quartz]

You’re not old enough for social security

[spare quartz]

what if I’m actually 80 irl

[timid quartz]

You could be

Would make sense why you’re basically already senile

[spare quartz]

AGHHH MY BACCCK

[spare quartz]

Gonna spend all that money on bayachao

[lone sky]

@spare quartz what are your thoughts on mizzmanaged

[spare quartz]

who

[lone sky]

it's

a deltarune ship

[spare quartz]

oh

001001828383–3939

[timid quartz]

huh

Tasque Manager and who

[lone sky]

🌊 🆒

🥤

[timid quartz]

English please

Watercooler?

[lone sky]

mhm

[timid quartz]

Bro what the L

[spare quartz]

@timid quartz WHEN WILL IT END

I’ve been waiting for 1:30 hours 😭

[lone sky]

huh

why are you at social security

[spare quartz]

Some legal crap

I don’t know I’m not 900 years old

[timid quartz]

never

it's because you're not 900 years old

[spare quartz]

Wwaahhhhh

@lone sky tamamo,,,

can you give me your social security benefits…

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/noirbardi-gif-4947139517699784760

[spare quartz]

Waaaahhhh

[timid quartz]

なまむぎ。

[spare quartz]

STOP IT

YOURE NOT BANIO

AND YORUE NOT BAYACHAO EITHER

[timid quartz]

なまむぎ。

hm

[spare quartz]

なまむぎデスネーツ

[timid quartz]

I wonder if the issue with ada_langauge_server is libadalang being slow or the lsp itself being slow

[spare quartz]

I wager it’s just cascade failure

[timid quartz]

explain

[spare quartz]

And it gradually loses function until it needs to be reset

[timid quartz]

ic

[spare quartz]

Like internal errors build up until it’s just broken

[timid quartz]

yeah I understand now

hmm

maybe rewriting libadalang isn't necessary from the start

like it CAN be done and I might do it...but it might not be a prereq to making the lsp

[spare quartz]

Ughh

Can’t even open my pictures gallery in here

[timid quartz]

L

[spare quartz]

There’s a furry in a wedding dress

And I’m surrounded by old people

[timid quartz]

listen

they already judge you cause you're young

don't worry about what they think

[spare quartz]

Nono

There’s a bunch of other kids in here too

[timid quartz]

ok and

[spare quartz]

Well

They don’t seem to mind..

Like everyone in here is Hispanic so they’re actually fine people

NO??

[spare quartz]

The social security guard dude is fat and white

But he’s nice too I think 😭

[spare quartz]

How to get banned from qs in one step

[spare quartz]

Screens saying we can’t ask them for advice

💔

[timid quartz]

lmao

[timid quartz]

is this like that one animal crossing meme but bayachao

[spare quartz]

Yes

[timid quartz]

[spare quartz]

Except instead of a cat woman it’s a dog man

[timid quartz]

[spare quartz]

And she drew it all so

It’s canon

[timid quartz]

ugh lame

you might as well just forego the LSP entirely and rely only on the compiler

[spare quartz]

well GNAT has been in development since the 80-90s so

Of course it’d be more complete…

[timid quartz]

who needs an lsp tbh

back in the day they didnt even have syntax highlighting

[spare quartz]

Well back in the day you didn’t even have rust

[timid quartz]

this is true

[spare quartz]

So maybe things were better

[timid quartz]

erm wrong

[spare quartz]

I’m on 5G so my reality is better than yours

[timid quartz]

im on a 10gbps uplink so my reality is better than yours

[spare quartz]

No you’re not

[timid quartz]

yuh huh

[spare quartz]

Nope

[timid quartz]

yep

[spare quartz]

Download the entirety of shrek then

Show your speed

[timid quartz]

too lazy

[spare quartz]

Liar.

[timid quartz]

yknow it's possible that als got better

[spare quartz]

Green for envious of the next generation 5G+ cellular plans by AT&T

[spare quartz]

possibly

But I wish they put it in IntelliJ

[timid quartz]

you can do that...

[spare quartz]

No

Plugins are hard

[timid quartz]

im sure an intellij plugin isnt hard to write

[spare quartz]

They’re so hard and difficult

It’s like eating glass shards

(Cause I don’t know what I’m doing and not a lot is documented)

[timid quartz]

bro ok idk if it's just because verizon has a chokehold on my state or what but at&t is kinda ass outside of major cities here

[spare quartz]

It’s probably cause they got a monopoly

Welcome to the modern telecommunications of the US

[timid quartz]

I mean they don't have a monopoly per se

you can still get other phone plans

it's not like broadband where you're basically limited to two

[spare quartz]

Idk where I’m at it’s basically only them here

[timid quartz]

here you can get verizon, at&t, tmobile, xfinity, whatever

it's just verizon is better especially out in the boonies

[spare quartz]

wtf is a boonie

[timid quartz]

the sticks

rural areas

[spare quartz]

Tf

Stop saying that

[timid quartz]

what

[spare quartz]

That’s weird

[timid quartz]

no...you're weird

[spare quartz]

No

I’m normal

Ugh hair keeps getting in fromt of my eyes

[timid quartz]

fromt

[spare quartz]

Shut up

Social security guards are talking bout ChatGPT rn

[timid quartz]

https://plugins.jetbrains.com/docs/intellij/language-server-protocol.html

documentation on how to make lsp client

[spare quartz]

Ughhh

I should’ve left my pc on

最近流行ってるガラスで出来た野菜や果物を包丁で切るASMR動画クセになる～

[timid quartz]

your stupd server dont work

[spare quartz]

Cause my pc is off

Idiot!

[timid quartz]

o

[timid quartz]

nice google translate

[spare quartz]

Maybe after this ss visit I can ask my mom to buy those server components-

[timid quartz]

oo server components

[spare quartz]

THATS FROM A JAPANESE PERSON YOU

UGHH

No wonder you think Japanese people would make fun of you 😭

You’d keep calling them google translate

[timid quartz]

dang I only had to look up like 4 words in that

two of which I knew I just can't read

[spare quartz]

Bet you didn’t know what ASMR meant

[timid quartz]

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-asgore-dess-december-car-gif-6434933152645019080

[lyric mesa]

hmm

[timid quartz]

knew my reality was better

@spare quartz idk try ada_lsp in vsc now

it seems to be a bit better

let's just clone extensible_http and see

[spare quartz]

You both have inferior realities

[timid quartz]

Too bad the lang itself sucks

@spare quartz how do you cross compile in Ada, like from Windows to Linux for example

[spare quartz]

You get a cross compile gnat

[timid quartz]

from alire I only see gnat_native, gnat_riscv64_elf, gnat_arm_elf, and gnat_avr_elf

[spare quartz]

you have to compile GCC

[timid quartz]

ough that's cringe

[spare quartz]

No

[timid quartz]

having tried to do that myself

next to impossible task

[spare quartz]

It’s how compilers work

But

[timid quartz]

I know but the process of doing it is cringe

[spare quartz]

With bread experts group IA32 assembler

You don’t have to worry about it!!

[timid quartz]

written in Kotlin

[spare quartz]

Coming soon.

[timid quartz]

👎

[spare quartz]

Yup

[timid quartz]

maybe write in in ada next time

[spare quartz]

Which means it’ll never fail and you’ll never need to recompile it

But mainly just so we can integrate it into our stuff without trouble

[timid quartz]

anyways with rust it's super easy

[spare quartz]

Cause you don’t have your own compiler

You use LLVM

[timid quartz]

rustup target add <whatever>
cargo build --target=<whatever>

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/therealinkfell/status/1934330557040615695?s=46

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[timid quartz]

mad?

[spare quartz]

We have our own compiler

[timid quartz]

super duper easy

[spare quartz]

Originally made by the US government

You? Lame as hellll

[timid quartz]

at least I dont gotta tear my hair out to cross compile

cross compiling gcc is genuinely such a pain

[spare quartz]

How do you think programmers go bald

It’s not old age

[timid quartz]

LMAO real

anyways write your assembler in ada next time

copelin 👎

[spare quartz]

Well

The end goal

Is to have our own language

[timid quartz]

ada 👎
copelin 👎👎
your own lang 👎👎👎

[spare quartz]

Nah.

Our lang will be on top

[timid quartz]

yeah on top of the "worst langs ever" list

[spare quartz]

Coined best scientific experiment of the millennium

Anyways need..

[timid quartz]

best experiment demonstrating why atp shouldn't be allowed to experiment*

[spare quartz]

Hey pal

Unlike you I know how to make stuff.

[timid quartz]

tfdym ik how to make stuff

[spare quartz]

Nuh

[timid quartz]

I just...dont want to....

[spare quartz]

All you do is play YouTube shorts

[timid quartz]

it's painful...

[spare quartz]

It’s fun

[spare quartz]

I bet they use Kotlin

[timid quartz]

nah they probably use python

[spare quartz]

No!

[timid quartz]

carpool was kinda fun....but pain....

[spare quartz]

It’s cause you need to write more

[timid quartz]

no...

I need to write less....

[spare quartz]

95% of programmers stop before they have fun writing everyday

[lone sky]

llvm megaoptimizations after reordering shit

https://tenor.com/view/let-em-cook-let-him-cook-cooking-cooking-nothing-no-drip-gif-6790101120016036743

[timid quartz]

im sure gcc does the same stuff too

[spare quartz]

Compiler optimizations are an art form

[timid quartz]

fr

[spare quartz]

Rust isn’t though

Shitty ass lang

Shitty ass lang

You can build anything on your computer, just DONT let it be another TS project rewrite in Rust

[timid quartz]

you're right, I should rewrite more TS projects in Rust

maybe Kotlin projects too

[spare quartz]

Ew

[timid quartz]

such a great lang

[spare quartz]

Such an awful lang

[timid quartz]

such an amazing lang

truly innovative

[spare quartz]

Not innovative

Should’ve stopped at the invention of the JVM, since that was actually innovative

[timid quartz]

nah anyone could have come up with the idea for the jvm, and probably would have made it better

like look at the clr

so good

[spare quartz]

The CLR is literally worse

“Don’t create the torment nexus!”
CLR:

[spare quartz]

Yeah just like how anyone could’ve created a computer

[pallid loom]

analysing car dash....

is it a ford?

[spare quartz]

No

[pallid loom]

damn

[spare quartz]

The brand is just a red word

[pallid loom]

a red word

[spare quartz]

Like, it’s a string of letters right? But it’s red

GMC

[pallid loom]

the colour of the brand is red..?

nvm

stupid as hell

[spare quartz]

I don’t know anything about cars so I’m helpless

[pallid loom]

I just assumed due to the dash that it was a ford

I drive one and it's pretty similar

not the American truck type though

[lyric mesa]

(it is not this simple in my experience)

[timid quartz]

huh

it has been for me

aside from platform-specific apis

[lyric mesa]

complains about missing linkers & openssl

[timid quartz]

which are fairly rare to have to deal with

huh

let's see

im on mac, gonna compile for x86_64-unknown-linux-gnu

oh huh

yeah openssl

[rustic vine]

close ssl

[timid quartz]

lol.

[spare quartz]

Thanks Mr kornel

[rustic vine]

I think this may be a macos skill issue

[timid quartz]

^ I agree

[spare quartz]

MacOS is truly the OS of all time

[lyric mesa]

that post is three years old though

[rustic vine]

I prescribe: 6 months of windows

[spare quartz]

Parallels*

[rustic vine]

wth is that

[spare quartz]

macOS windows virtualization software

[rustic vine]

oh ok so should be fixed in a few decades

good to know

[lone sky]

WHAT THE FUCK

[lyric mesa]

wha

[lone sky]

@timid quartz @spare quartz MY IRL FRIEND INSTALLED ALL OF THE VISUAL STUDIO REDISTRIBUTABLES????

????????????????????????

[timid quartz]

lmfao gg

@spare quartz zig...

[spare quartz]

I did too

Ngl

[rustic vine]

is that bad

idk if thats bad

it sounds ok

[spare quartz]

Not really

It’s just a lottt of app entries

[lone sky]

not really it's just weird

yeah

it's like having dependencies on linux

[rustic vine]

oh wth I posted this video before already

I forgot bruh

terrible memory

[spare quartz]

It’s cause of your proximity to aera

His rust is leaching into your brain

[rustic vine]

lol

and I still don't know a single bit abt the language

[spare quartz]

Toy

But cool

[rustic vine]

wait I know how to print in rust

I think

println!("hi")

[timid quartz]

I agree, toy but cool

[rustic vine]

close enough

[timid quartz]

im curious what part(s) do you like abt it

[spare quartz]

Syntax mainly

[rustic vine]

I linked this the other day but heres a cool thing made in zig
https://tigerbeetle.com/

[spare quartz]

I haven’t done enough with it in any recency so I can’t describe much more than that

[rustic vine]

https://github.com/tigerbeetle/tigerbeetle

[lone sky]

this is clutter

[timid quartz]

yea I've seen

[rustic vine]

apparently 0 runtime allocs

[rustic vine]

and provably safe

[lone sky]

@spare quartz do i get rid of the clutter

[spare quartz]

Strange quark

[timid quartz]

C# 💪

[spare quartz]

Nooo

[lone sky]

or do i clutter with the stuff from my desktop

[rustic vine]

more java than rust

[rustic vine]

😨

[spare quartz]

Awww

[rustic vine]

this guy has spaces in his folder names

[lone sky]

average kotlin user btw

[rustic vine]

😨

[spare quartz]

How does that work

[lone sky]

HE

[rustic vine]

no clue!

[lone sky]

Y

IT'S ONLY FOR THAT FOLDER

THE REST ARE NAMED LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

[spare quartz]

It’s physically impossible to have “no runtime allocs” so

[rustic vine]

I think u mean named like a nerd

[spare quartz]

I do wonder what they mean

[rustic vine]

sorry I think its nothing on the heap

everything is statically allocated onto the stack

[spare quartz]

Well stack allocation is still a thing… cool nonetheless

[timid quartz]

it might be that they don't allocate anything themselves at runtime

on the heap

[lone sky]

-# and also those, but who cares??

[rustic vine]

ye thats what I meant mb

[timid quartz]

the zig model of heap allocations is interesting

idk how much you know about it, atp

[rustic vine]

yea their allocator pattern is

cool

I don't rlly know much tho

only watched people use and explain it

[spare quartz]

I know of its existence and it’s differentiation but not much more

It’s sorta similar to Ada’s from what I’ve seen

Just more discrete

[timid quartz]

basically all allocation is handled via a separate Allocator object

so like any function that needs heap allocation will take an allocator as a param

[rustic vine]

honestly I wish there was a rust but gc'd

[timid quartz]

ew no

[spare quartz]

Very similar to Ada’s then

[rustic vine]

no that'd be awesome

[timid quartz]

one of the things with rust is that there IS no gc

you dont NEED a gc with rust

[spare quartz]

Ada’s method of allocation differential is based on the types though

[rustic vine]

ye but I want to prototype in a language with a gc

[spare quartz]

Storage_Pool

[rustic vine]

so I don't have to worry about when stuff gets freed

[timid quartz]

I mean use Go then? idk

[rustic vine]

rn I do that in python

but python has schrodinger's types

[spare quartz]

Kotlin?

Fast writing

[rustic vine]

yea I guess. I just can't get away from python cuz everything supports it

literally everything has py bindings

[timid quartz]

👎 bad choice

[spare quartz]

JDK 21 introduced a mega powerful FFI

so that shouldn’t be a big issue dealing with JNI anymore

[rustic vine]

oh interesting ok

[rustic vine]

yea good point

[spare quartz]

we use it rn for FUSE related stuff (which I still need to stabilize)

[rustic vine]

despite not having used rust the syntax looks rather appealing

[spare quartz]

ちゃお！

[timid quartz]

honestly the most interesting thing I think is zig's comptime

code that gets evaluated and run at compile time

[rustic vine]

so having that syntax and a strong compiler and type system but not having to worry about lifetime and freeing stuff would honestly be awesome for prototyping

and scripting purposes

but alas it needs mass adoption to succeed anyway

so whatever

python it is

[spare quartz]

I hear Gos standard library isn’t very great in discreetness though

[lone sky]

@timid quartz quick question
||is the chapter 3 secret boss that one black dude named whateverwhatever knight||

[rustic vine]

I hear go is... weird

[spare quartz]

Like coercion of FS permission flags into Unix style even on Windows

[rustic vine]

did you read the same article I did?? lol

[spare quartz]

Yeah

[rustic vine]

I don't think its changed

that was a few years ago tho

it got generics, but the generics are still clunky from what I heard

oh well. there are good languages and then there are languages that people use

[lone sky]

||also oh, so that's what the S rank boards are for?? fuck my life then||

[spare quartz]

There are languages people complain about and there are languages nobody use

[rustic vine]

yea that

thats what I meant to say'

[spare quartz]

Yours is more positive

The sun burrrrnnnnss

I need my temperature controlled negative pressure room back

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FixupX · Jun 15, 2025, 9:41 PM

[rustic vine]

it really is

[spare quartz]

@lone sky get chao in the US now.

[rustic vine]

waffle house 3am hits diff tho

especially if its in a sketchy neighborhood

[lone sky]

BEAT HER ASS

BEAT HER ASS

BEAT HER ASS

[spare quartz]

NO WAIT

😭

[lone sky]

😄

[spare quartz]

Haiii debirunnn

[rustic vine]

huh

thats bannable right

mods

[rustic vine]

hell yeah

[rustic vine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xln_XKn9Xw

mess with the jones u get the jones

[timid quartz]

yes however ||you fight that guy at the end of the chapter regardless, it's just that there's ANOTHER secret boss that you get from getting S or Z rank that makes fighting the boss at the end a lot easier||

[lone sky]

||is it the shadow whatever the fuck item thing??||

[timid quartz]

||and to get to the other secret boss, you have to get S or Z rank on both boards -- you can get S on one and Z on the other, but both have to be either S or Z||

[timid quartz]

yes

[lone sky]

sexcellent

[timid quartz]

.

[spare quartz]

お主は何者？ここは何処だ？
拙者の剣！拙者の剣は何処だ？

[lone sky]

https://tenor.com/view/spamton-watch-yo-tone-swatch-undertale-gif-8203768380277250079

[timid quartz]

where is this from cuh

[timid quartz]

nah that should be tenna hitting spamtong

[spare quartz]

Fallout 3 dialogue

[timid quartz]

oh gg

[spare quartz]

It’s written in romanji so i tried with the kanji

[timid quartz]

何処 is definitely basically always written as どこ

[spare quartz]

I see

[spare quartz]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ML6VBMm9N-M?si=Wl7iSXrbFS5x1ruR

[spare quartz]

finally

able to code again

[timid quartz]

👎

[spare quartz]

the question is

what to work on..

• unit tests for x86?
• assembler for x86?
• BSL JPG?
• Breadmod networked cables?

[timid quartz]

do uh....something in Rust

:3

[spare quartz]

no

[timid quartz]

oh that's right I can make a dns nanoclient

[lone sky]

Network cables

[timid quartz]

y....

[spare quartz]

because i dont like rust

[timid quartz]

:(

[spare quartz]

i joke about calling it bad but personally i find it abhorrent to write in

[timid quartz]

how so

just the syntax?

[spare quartz]

syntax and program behavior model

[timid quartz]

elaborate on program behavior model

[spare quartz]

i find it easier to write programs when i can accurately visualize what the program in front of me is doing step by step, in rust i find that nearly impossible to do (syntax compounds atop that)

[timid quartz]

mm ic

I mean genuinely I think a large part of it is you just not being used to it

and since it departs from other langs in lots of ways it's harder to pick up

[spare quartz]

well because of that i dont think ill ever pick it up

[timid quartz]

:(

[spare quartz]

kotlin is just too comfortable to write in, ada/asm are too easy to visualize

[timid quartz]

asm
easy to visualize

kind of a crazy statement

[spare quartz]

am i wrong

[timid quartz]

mmm...kinda

it depends

[spare quartz]

ah great. explorers crashing out

give me a seocnd

stupid xaml ass app

[lavish dove]

switch to linux

[spare quartz]

no

[spare quartz]

i get its moderately unfair since this is our processor but

super easy to visualize what its doing in real time

or just looking at the asm

[timid quartz]

I mean in terms of what it's doing with the actual hardware, sure

[lavish dove]

it is though

[timid quartz]

at least for me it's harder to visualize the actual program though

[spare quartz]

like you can tell what its doing here

[timid quartz]

like

take a dns client for example

it would be harder to tell that a given asm program is a dns client

than it would be something in a "normal" lang

[spare quartz]

well thats just because of the extra steps you need to take

if you took the startup of any dns client, it wouldn't look like a dns client

in asm thats more pronounced cause you have to do more

but when you get to socket mgmt its more clear

[timid quartz]

I mean sure but I don't think it would be as clear as something written in Kotlin

[spare quartz]

thats cause we can truncate a ton in kotlin

even more so with BSL

[timid quartz]

Ok

Kotlin was meant to be a standin for any higher-level human-readable language

[spare quartz]

thats cause we can truncate a ton in "x"

even more so with "library"

[timid quartz]

so I'd say that for a lot of things, I don't think assembly is easy to visualize

now for low level ops sure

eg kernel stuff

cause you're doing stuff directly on the hardware and whatever

[timid quartz]

for this I'd really only say I can get an idea of what it's doing because your labels have decent names

if this was some like assembly generated with mangled names by a compiler I'd have a tough time telling you what it does

[spare quartz]

well if we stripped any lang of its symbols (closest to asm labels) it'd look as alien

[spare quartz]

sure

we've done a bit of brainstorming around it

[timid quartz]

reification 👎

[spare quartz]

eventually...

the CPU is so instruction dense its becoming a simulation accuracy challenge over raw count now

[spare quartz]

hey i meant it in the more literal sense

machine sends something to the network, it "stops existing" in the real world, and the network transfers it virtually per tick cycle, until its eventually at the destination and back into existence

network construction right now is pretty simple

[timid quartz]

ok but if not for kotlin you wouldn't have that word in your vocab lol

[spare quartz]

thats how experiencing things work yeah

if i didnt go to school i wouldn't know what the alphabet is either

[timid quartz]

maybe instead of rust or kotlin or ada

ill go use deno

[spare quartz]

bold choice using the worst in its field

[timid quartz]

deno is not the worst smh

[spare quartz]

it is

its objectively worse than node and bun

[timid quartz]

how so

[spare quartz]

they're both more performant than it for one

and more rich than it

[timid quartz]

bun is probably more perf

I can't imagine that node is more perf

deno can also use node packages so richness isn't really an issue

[spare quartz]

the funny thing is bun literally advertises node is better than deno

wait

ohhhhhh 💀

[timid quartz]

a naive measure

[spare quartz]

@timid quartz mb

[timid quartz]

?

[spare quartz]

i got the two mixed up

deno is actually BETTER than node

[timid quartz]

yes. lmfao

[spare quartz]

look