💽Programming Chat v2

[spare quartz]

nah

okay now to deal with the problem of synchronization

more specifically..

how are two users of a memory mapped file notified of changes..

[timid quartz]

synchronize deez

[spare quartz]

https://youtu.be/8PsHvdL1VUk

[timid quartz]

Just have both users point at the same underlying file, implement a guard (eg mutex, rwlock) so they can’t have concurrent access, and implement some kind of channel to indicate that a refresh is needed

shrimple

[spare quartz]

PS C:\Users\Adenosine3Phosphate> ssh 98.10.170.194
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@ WARNING: REMOTE HOST IDENTIFICATION HAS CHANGED! @
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING NASTY!

kms

[timid quartz]

sorry I mitm’d you

I’m trying to break into your Ada ssh impl

[spare quartz]

stupid

ssh replacement comes last.

and then we rewrite our kernel modules 😁

[timid quartz]

I’m going to run the entire Linux kernel through DARPA’s TRACTOR

[spare quartz]

ewww

i hope that project fails.

probably made by an intern who only has a Secret

woohoo

[timid quartz]

👎

what happened to having straightforward names smh

[spare quartz]

we like to have a tiny bit of fun

[timid quartz]

should be root@beg_server:/home/atp

[spare quartz]

THAT WAS OUR INITIAL NAME

and no personal user accounts allowed

/bread user is just for our microservices

[spare quartz]

you.

time to check bayachaos twitter

i sure hope theres nothing strange

uh

yeah

oaky

[timid quartz]

mrow

[spare quartz]

?????????

[timid quartz]

rrrrrr

[spare quartz]

honestly kinda surprised the mini pcs codev got from their factory have detachable cpus

100% thought they'd be soldered

[timid quartz]

👊🇺🇸🔥

[timid quartz]

ur brain has detachable cpu

[spare quartz]

are you okay.

[timid quartz]

eys

but u should probably put ur cpu back in ur brain

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/ryloken68/status/1907604432885563661

Ry🍒 (@ryloken68)

He really is that fucking annoying

Quoting Pop Tingz (@ThePopTingz)
︀
Elon Musk will soon no longer be part of the US government, according to Trump.

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FixupX · Apr 3, 2025, 1:21 AM

[timid quartz]

please tell me Elon is actually getting booted

[spare quartz]

nope

at least i dont know a good source for that

[timid quartz]

How would you even set up shared memory for a Java process with your reverse proxy

[spare quartz]

java NIO

has facilities for file memory mapping, surprisingly

[timid quartz]

ok but like

how are the reverse proxy and the end program gonna know where that memory mapping is

[spare quartz]

because they're under a file

establish a temporary socket with our own protocol, agree on where the file is, close the socket, use the file for data

[timid quartz]

ok that makes sense

the socket exchange

but also like that means any apps that wanna use your proxy have to have additional code

whereas a normal app doesn’t

ig it IS optional but

[spare quartz]

its quite minimal, honestly

[timid quartz]

still it’s additional code

you’re making the user write code

[spare quartz]

its only for our projects

other code can use normal sockets and be routed like that

[timid quartz]

also I doubt I would have written the sstp thing quicker in {Kotlin, Ada, <insert other lang>}

[spare quartz]

definitely not faster in java

[timid quartz]

oh oops uh

Meant Ada not Java

[spare quartz]

but kotlin w/ the libraries of the JDK you're allotted a lot faster

[timid quartz]

Maybe slightly because I might not have banged my head into the wall over TLS but

that’s minimal compared to writing the actual sstp code

[spare quartz]

still many network protocols like sstp/ppp are inherently object oriented

the concept of sealed classes is insanely useful

[timid quartz]

ok, rust has structs

[timid quartz]

ngl in all the (p)oop code I’ve written I’ve never used anything other than a vanilla class

never found a use for anything like final classes

[spare quartz]

final classes are more of an API thing

in kotlin all classes are final by default so i dont really mind them

[timid quartz]

sealed classes also seem like more of an api thing

[spare quartz]

they're abstract classes but more restricted to a defined package so yeah i guess you could say that

but associating them to inherited classes with a specified enum somewhere (e.g. a "type" enum) are useful for generic read/write

[timid quartz]

I rlly don’t wanna do ppp

clamplicated

[spare quartz]

you dont need to, but the alternative requires some OS-level logic

e.g. using windows/linux apis to establish a ppp channel

[timid quartz]

which is also cringe

because somehow that’d have to get wrapped in sstp

[spare quartz]

that parts arguably the easiest

since all PPP data is just generic data in an sstp data packet

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/man-running-out-of-restaurant-man-eating-man-eating-and-running-cartoon-eating-cartoon-man-running-gif-24721662

[spare quartz]

fata

[timid quartz]

don’t you have a reverse ssh tunnel and printer to complain about

[spare quartz]

dont you have 5000 more bugs to complain to me about

[flint belfry]

dont you lead a roblox security group

[spare quartz]

true

https://fixupx.com/LukasHozda/status/1907814405657506033

Lukáš Hozda (@LukasHozda)

This is REAL C++ written by real lauded C++ teachers
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︀︀- "C" prefix for Classes
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FixupX · Apr 3, 2025, 3:16 PM

now this is good code

[timid quartz]

KOTLIN

JVM LANGUAGE

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/new-member-roleless-speech-bubble-im-new-here-say-hi-newbie-gif-27203059

[wheat hornet]

smol

[wheat hornet]

why do you like rust so much

what about this is likable

[flint belfry]

vaultwrdn my beloved ❤️

and bitwarden

[spare quartz]

🧌

[flint belfry]

~~no one is going to trust your selfbuilt with their passwords despite how secure you make it 😭 ~~

[spare quartz]

literally proof that your message is wrong

[flint belfry]

no idea who that is but they were probably joking

if they arent

good for them ig 😭

[spare quartz]

THATS MY CODEV‼️

aka one of the few people i can rely on to run any exe i send them!

[flint belfry]

idk who that is4

[spare quartz]

:3

[flint belfry]

theres a reason i run your exes in a vm atp

[spare quartz]

overreaction.

[flint belfry]

insert video of me running a.exe:

(i couldnt find it and im not putting effort into)

[spare quartz]

a.exe is the ONLY "macilious" program ive "made" 😭

[flint belfry]

i know im just bullying you over it

since thats like

the only exe youve given me

[flint belfry]

besides the post to http

which exploded

[flint belfry]

you know where im sending this atp im not running this on my lm

[spare quartz]

oh my god internet literacy is dead

rename the thing to a webp you doofus

[flint belfry]

even worse

probbaly some

[spare quartz]

NOT WORSE

[flint belfry]

(the name) art or whatever

[spare quartz]

ばや

[flint belfry]

dont say it for fucks sake 😭

[spare quartz]

ugh

mrorww

[flint belfry]

theres a reason i didnt say it lmfao

coughcough arti cough

[spare quartz]

you know

i actually sent the first arti art here 😭

when i was actually in furry chat 🤢

[flint belfry]

YOU FUCKING CATACLYZED IT

😭

[spare quartz]

meow

[flint belfry]

oh so you know how bad it is

[spare quartz]

its not bad its just Weirdo

[flint belfry]

well

yes

but assuming it was exemp from the nsfw rule

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[flint belfry]

this guy is my vibe

[spare quartz]

you smell like cardboard

[flint belfry]

omg i do!!!

how did you fucking kno

[flint belfry]

i dont even need to guess that the one on top of trump is tesla stock

[timid quartz]

vaultwarden on top

[spare quartz]

implementation(files("C:\Users\Adenosine3Phosphate\Desktop\Projects\bread_server_lib\build\libs\bread_server_lib-1.0-SNAPSHOT.jar"))

sure hope we get that maven server up soon

[spare quartz]

me favorite

[spare quartz]

and dnoe

i should probably register this in IANA

[spare quartz]

welp

here goes

awcrap

i gotta write another smtp server

[lavish dove]

lol

[timid quartz]

What are you registering lol

[spare quartz]

this

[timid quartz]

o

[timid quartz]

seems kinda stoopid

[spare quartz]

how :<

[timid quartz]

lobotomy

https://tenor.com/view/domgcat-donkeycat-gif-24380643

I’m jk

[spare quartz]

is my first time doing anything standardization wise

[timid quartz]

maybe when I make my stupid transport protocol I’ll try to register it on iana

[spare quartz]

apparently you're not allowed to use ports under 49152 for your protcools unless you go thru iana first

they're not gonna stop you obv but it's "inappropriate"

[timid quartz]

Wow that’s higher than I thought

[spare quartz]

0-1023 is the system protocol range (you gotta standardize it with IANA and IETF)

1024-49152 is the user protocol range (you gotta ask IANA for a registry)

anything above is dynamic/private use and won't be assigned anything

[timid quartz]

so that’s why minecraf is 25565

[spare quartz]

yeah

[timid quartz]

they got it registered

[spare quartz]

hopefully 35701 isn't taken by anyone already

357 = BEG
01 = first protocol

[timid quartz]

me when I send an email to iana first asking for 35701-35799

[spare quartz]

wait huh

25565 isn't registered in IANA

[timid quartz]

LOL REGISTER IT

[spare quartz]

microsoft is engaging in inappropriate networking ⚠️

[timid quartz]

DO IT

DO IT

[spare quartz]

i can't 😭

i'd probably be sued

[timid quartz]

exactly that's why it'd be funny

besides what is their ground to sue you

they've left it unregistered for this many years

[spare quartz]

i dunno

"give us our assignment or we'll break your legs"

[timid quartz]

"nuh uh finders keepers"

[spare quartz]

protocol number squatting is a whole nother level of domain squatting

[timid quartz]

dewitdewitdewit

for the lulz!

[spare quartz]

i already have our protocol specification though ☹️

maybe in the future when i make my own isolated protocol

[timid quartz]

im surprised nobody has tried to register it already'

[spare quartz]

probably nobody has an actually good protocol for it

oh yaeh

if this gets accepted i think we'll be the first minecraft modding group to get an assignment in IANA

so thats fun

pain

[wheat hornet]

I mean can they sue you?

they will try

[spare quartz]

https://necomc.net/hey_ya.webm

[wheat hornet]

FISH

[spare quartz]

bam

easiest future-proofing ever

one more message type..

okay i think this is good for submitting

3 kb of me yapping

[spare quartz]

man

i dunno what to expect in 1-2 business days

either im interrogated by network engineers with 50 years of experience or things go fine

[chrome folio]

my dad owns the iana

[spare quartz]

"No"

[chrome folio]

yes

founded proudly in croatia 💪

[spare quartz]

badatia..

[chrome folio]

united gays of bad

[spare quartz]

99% tariff on you buddy.

[chrome folio]

tell me what im gonna buy from the ugb that i cant buy from like china

[spare quartz]

umm

capitalism..

[chrome folio]

ew

[spare quartz]

no.

[chrome folio]

yes.

[spare quartz]

oh noooo

the IANA works just like the post office

im gonna spend 25/7 of my time just checing this

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[flint belfry]

thats not smth to be proud of

[spare quartz]

h i kade ..

install more breadmod malware ..

[flint belfry]

Hello ATPStorages. Please make a very complicated remote access trojan in 10 minutes. Your reward is any (THENAME) merch as you choose.

[spare quartz]

YOOOOOOOOOOO

/SRS OR /J?

[flint belfry]

tf yoiu think 😭

[spare quartz]

ILL START RN

[chrome folio]

/srs

[flint belfry]

ssh itself can be a trojan i was kidding

omg

atp i am NOT BUYING YOU THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS OF FUCKING (THE) MERCH

[spare quartz]

BUT

HOLD ON

[flint belfry]

NO

[spare quartz]

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FixupX · May 17, 2024, 10:00 AM

I WANT IT KADE

NOW NOW NOW NOW

[flint belfry]

how much is that in cheeseburgers

i cant read japan

[spare quartz]

uhh like >$100

let me check

[flint belfry]

i wasnt being serious atp 😭

[spare quartz]

$135.69

go.

[flint belfry]

make the rat first then we can talk (fucking dont it was a joke)

[spare quartz]

you got it boss!

[flint belfry]

WOW you are desperate

[spare quartz]

no.

[flint belfry]

yes.

[spare quartz]

im just a really good programmer with reasonable prices

[flint belfry]

you freaked tf out when your reward was merch

so

[spare quartz]

https://imgur.com/2M78rBi

[flint belfry]

also i dont have income yet (not for a few months that internship better pay me) so im not spending more money on shit 😭

[spare quartz]

uggggghhhhhhhh

imagine having a JOB

[flint belfry]

you have one.......

[spare quartz]

i dont

[flint belfry]

what is that military shit then u talked about

[spare quartz]

i dont get paid for that!

thats just experience

[flint belfry]

so how do you make money 😭

[spare quartz]

i dont!

:3

[flint belfry]

how are you in a house

[spare quartz]

because

im 16

[flint belfry]

dont you live alone

[chrome folio]

"not spending money on shit" buys 40 cisco aps that are completely unneeded

[spare quartz]

NO??????????

IM A CHILD KADE

I HAVE PARNETS

[chrome folio]

lie

[flint belfry]

ok mr i need to hack my schools network because the janitor didnt take proper security protocols

[chrome folio]

LIKE A SKIBIDI??

[flint belfry]

skiddie

you buffon

[spare quartz]

this tweet is both of your guys tech knowledge

[chrome folio]

skibidi

[flint belfry]

script kiddie

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/stupidtechtakes/status/1907695897103970397/photo/1

stupid tech takes (@stupidtechtakes)

submission by @TechyNisarg

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FixupX · Apr 3, 2025, 7:25 AM

[flint belfry]

i hate you sm

[chrome folio]

script skibidi

dude

what if

[flint belfry]

SCRIPY KIDDY

[chrome folio]

@spare quartz make a skibidi rat

[spare quartz]

pay me in bayachao merch

i will

[flint belfry]

USUALLY UNDERAGED CHILDREN WHO FIND SCRIPTS ONLINE AND RUN THEM WITH ZERO EXPEIRNCE

UR LIKE THAT WITH THE CISCO SWITCH

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT A MANAGMENT PORT IS ❗

[spare quartz]

yoo

thats me with linux

<3

[flint belfry]

no atp

you know how to actually do stuff

[proud creek]

bro got timed out

[chrome folio]

man i cant say the name of that one rapper

[flint belfry]

and ur not some random ass coratin guy who tries to hack the network

(and fails)

(miserably)

[chrome folio]

coratin

[flint belfry]

idc

[spare quartz]

but im jusut a radnom ass mexican guy ☹️

[flint belfry]

u suck

at

[chrome folio]

EW

[flint belfry]

hacking

[chrome folio]

TARRIFS TO YOU

[flint belfry]

:)))))))))))))))
:

[chrome folio]

kade.

[flint belfry]

ur mexican?????????????????????????????????

[chrome folio]

my teacher bought 3 rpis

[spare quartz]

yse.

[chrome folio]

and

[flint belfry]

COngrat

[spare quartz]

fatass.

[chrome folio]

wanted to leave the basic password

[chrome folio]

ew

stupid ass dragon

🤢

[flint belfry]

yes bcuz u and ur school sucks at cybersec

[chrome folio]

wdym we're the best

[flint belfry]

ur pfp looks like some anime emo ass shit

[flint belfry]

ok vro

[chrome folio]

you are a furry dragon

[flint belfry]

shakes tounge

[spare quartz]

stop

thats gross

[chrome folio]

shakes butt

[flint belfry]

get out

[spare quartz]

ew

[flint belfry]

async async go away fail to hack ur school another day

[spare quartz]

sdfdsifnsd What do i write for these two boxes

[chrome folio]

why would i hack my school

[flint belfry]

bro u LITERALLY asked me

[chrome folio]

how do i

open

[flint belfry]

how to access the switchs shit

[chrome folio]

word

[flint belfry]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chrome folio]

word

but

[spare quartz]

Word

[chrome folio]

i dont have word

i dont have word

[spare quartz]

Install Word

[chrome folio]

https://cdn.astrohweston.xyz/u/51fe56b9-bfd0-4bfc-9945-341bdfc06c9b.png

no

[spare quartz]

words best typer

[flint belfry]

why is everything on yoru fuckin SYSTEM JAPANSE

LOL

ASTRO

[chrome folio]

yes my skibidi

[proud creek]

text

[flint belfry]

i hope you get blacklisted from qs

because of the brainrot automod

[chrome folio]

welll...

[flint belfry]

whateever

[chrome folio]

dms LOL

[flint belfry]

what

[chrome folio]

i have f unny story

[proud creek]

[spare quartz]

tz

are you still a furryh

?

[proud creek]

wdym still

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-mods-gif-18091864705525459424

[proud creek]

bro

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-mods-gif-13608578677877456774

[chrome folio]

@flint belfry check your dms

made a kid angry

[proud creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218730540312694855/1282455540483620935/caption.gif

[flint belfry]

@chrome folio found you https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/4ff89ac0-4575-47de-9150-d920dee4ddbe.png

[tall briar]

@chrome folio 💀

[chrome folio]

what

[tall briar]

What was that automod log😭

[chrome folio]

it was to rhyme with what kade said

[tall briar]

Naw

[flint belfry]

idk what he said

OH

THAT

💀

[spare quartz]

leak the logs!! 🗣️

[spare quartz]

i love fieldsets so much

@flint belfry so im writing this site

is it okay if we mention yuor name on SSTP/do i link you/what link do i use for you

[flint belfry]

define link

my website?

[spare quartz]

sure

[flint belfry]

your fine to use my website

[spare quartz]

do i say your name directly

casue rn

[flint belfry]

your free to sure

[spare quartz]

whats your website

[flint belfry]

meemkade.com

[spare quartz]

this website sucks ass

session terminated

[flint belfry]

no shit

[spare quartz]

fix it

you have 2 minutes

[flint belfry]

dont know how to

yuu do it

[spare quartz]

give me ssh

[flint belfry]

no you can make it on your side

[spare quartz]

i cant

i need ssh

[flint belfry]

you do not need ssh you can make the index.html on ur side and then give me it when ur done

[spare quartz]

no

[flint belfry]

no

[spare quartz]

ill get a heart attack if i do that

[flint belfry]

Too bad

Soda drinker

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-gif-19918717

[proud creek]

https://x.com/hmemcpy/status/1907904403321082254?s=46&t=Bs1yJ8Abu_4qlAjBopn6kA

Igal Tabachnik (@hmemcpy) on X

damn, the economy is brutal

X · Apr 3, 2025, 9:13 PM

[spare quartz]

I enjoy Linux as well as programming in Rust (my beloved), TypeScript/JavaScript (not as much but still like it), and C/C++ (mostly for robotics). I'm also journeying into C# because I've wanted to for a while.

[wheat hornet]

what distro do you run

[spare quartz]

ubuntu

[wheat hornet]

I run linux mint but installed gnome so its a weird mashup lol

because my pc does not like kde

[timid quartz]

u mad

Ada will never make the list‼️

[spare quartz]

👎

[timid quartz]

nor kotlin‼️

[spare quartz]

code your tornado viewer alraedy.

[timid quartz]

;askdljhf

[flint belfry]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/694395065166069761/1000958559271530546/attachment-1.gif

[spare quartz]

034020423-5349693453-3453496y6934

updating my dns ..

[flint belfry]

ooo u got a smtp im gonna spam it

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[spare quartz]

oh crap i forgo t the arap

[spare quartz]

you dont even know how to

[flint belfry]

do i..

[spare quartz]

you dont

[flint belfry]

nuh

you dont know how to use a server

[spare quartz]

thanks for agreeing.

[spare quartz]

fatas .

[flint belfry]

i didnt lol

[spare quartz]

https://youtu.be/ukEAWbVvywk

[flint belfry]

Video unavailable
This video contains content from UMG, who has blocked it from display on this website or application
Watch on YouTube

[proud creek]

lmao

[spare quartz]

peculiar

[wheat hornet]

thanks for the ip

[wheat hornet]

I know lol

https://cdn.eilioimacat.xyz/u/UniBath.jpg I now can do this so thats nice

funny cdn server

[flint belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-20061184

[flint belfry]

Your battery is low.

[spare quartz]

i dont have a bnattery

[flint belfry]

true

[spare quartz]

false

[Maven-HTTPS-443</107.132.83.172 @ 2025-04-04T23:04:02.824266919]

a little precise

[spare quartz]

OH NOO

terrifying

[timid quartz]

Ur cooked

[spare quartz]

why is your address in my computer

[flint belfry]

get out of my computer

[spare quartz]

hey kade

https://bitwarden.necomc.net

can you connect to this

[flint belfry]

no

not like i can anyways

[spare quartz]

like

does it open for you

[flint belfry]

yes

[spare quartz]

thats what i was looking for dummy

[flint belfry]

wtf is necomc 😭

[spare quartz]

nothing ,..

[flint belfry]

shutup i thought you wanted mt to open a bitwarden connection

[flint belfry]

deadgroup

[spare quartz]

im testing our nginx replacement

[flint belfry]

Give me full SSH Access.

[spare quartz]

sure

develop our mod

[flint belfry]

im not going to do that

but heres my pubkey

ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIJ81sCL9FuvX0vbfVslvLwG2UkHQBh7skrSonON3dXB9 kades main key

[spare quartz]

https://youtu.be/depwOLePKiI?t=176

you need to code breadmod to get server access

[flint belfry]

ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIJ81sCL9FuvX0vbfVslvLwG2UkHQBh7skrSonON3dXB9 kades main key

add

now

[spare quartz]

sure

fine

[flint belfry]

GTHba

[spare quartz]

A web framework for Rust gear Rust that makes it simple to write fast, type-safe, secure web applications with incredible usability, productivity and performance.

grah

[timid quartz]

RUST!!!

RUST!!!

[spare quartz]

🤢

looks like our nginx replacement is almost perfect

just gotta restrict the TLS algorithms

and add tracking

[pastel tinsel]

does it support websockets

[spare quartz]

it only reads the initial http message to determine which host/port to forward to then joins the socket directly

so yes

[pastel tinsel]

oh

[spare quartz]

also gotta integrate the DSCNP proposal we're making soon

[timid quartz]

RUST!!

[spare quartz]

horrible

awww

perfecting this tls

hooray

[timid quartz]

Wonderful

[spare quartz]

❌

https://fixupx.com/nsg650/status/1908197712178077985/photo/1

NSG650 (@nsg650)

@nemodynia θ:\

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FixupX · Apr 4, 2025, 4:39 PM

[timid quartz]

✅

[spare quartz]

maven time

[spare quartz]

our maven server works!!!! and so does our router with flying colors

@flint belfry thank you for letting me know what a screen is :3

should probably write a surveillance log with PROPFIND/POST/other unsupported methods to write down in the future

time to make directory lsiting

[spare quartz]

set system timezone to the operators/codev timezone..

[timid quartz]

should use tmux

[spare quartz]

idk what that is

Does IT Involve Protocols ?

[timid quartz]

it’s basically screen but better imo

[spare quartz]

honestly screen is super easy to confuse

i kinda feel like making our own

[timid quartz]

wdym confuse

[spare quartz]

like

if you dont enter a pid/screen name exactly

it creates a new screen right

[timid quartz]

ah ic

[spare quartz]

and if you're not sure of what you're doing

it can spin up tons of trash screens

also im such a waste on disk space

1.2.1 -> 1.2.6.4 are just me doing the same gradle/code trying to fix a specific error :Sob:

but its packed!

[timid quartz]

ok I can confirm tmux doesn't suffer from this

[spare quartz]

oh yeah neglected to mention our maven solution also has a multiarg called "-store" which lets us create a variable amount of backups of our maven, i thought that was cool

[timid quartz]

fun

[timid quartz]

new tmux session is tmux new -s name

attaching is tmux attach -t name

[spare quartz]

if a file isnt found in one store the other stores are checked which i find nice...

[spare quartz]

oohh

[timid quartz]

or you can say tmux a -t name

[spare quartz]

does tmux also let you scroll freely when you tab into one

cause screen doesnt unless you do CTRL+A and 10000 key strkoes

[timid quartz]

uh to scroll you have to press Ctrl+B [

[spare quartz]

right we're making our own

[timid quartz]

and then you can scroll until pressing q

[timid quartz]

ok but what happens if you want to use the up arrow to go back in your command history

[spare quartz]

history is a command right

[timid quartz]

yes but that's not the same as just using up arrow

[spare quartz]

same enough

[timid quartz]

you have to retype whatever command it is you wanted

rather than just having it

[spare quartz]

well just fyi

theres exactly one command that needs to memorized for our screens

./<microservicename>.sh

since it handles updating, execution and server parameterization...

[timid quartz]

meh

ok with tmux

you can enable scroll mode

and then detach

and it still stays in scroll mode if you reattach

[spare quartz]

oh thats cool..

wait crap i ujst leaked our passwords

ughgh give me aseccond

[timid quartz]

LMAO

[spare quartz]

this is what i get for configless serevrs

[timid quartz]

thx for the passwords

[spare quartz]

do you even know how to use them.

[timid quartz]

You also kinda leaked your codev’s name too

[spare quartz]

that isnt his name

his actual name has been on our github before, it's actually Logan McLean

(i wish i had a lastname like that)

https://youtu.be/YzBENUJtr1Q

this video is so fucking good..

[timid quartz]

not as good as Rust

[spare quartz]

commissino bayachao to draw the crab.

[timid quartz]

What if I commission arti

[spare quartz]

obsolete. deprecated. scheduled for removal.

JUST LIKE WHAT RUST SHOULD BE TO ADA

oh yeah i need to fix a bug i constantly leave in HTTP servers

namely not to let the user access files outside the designated root

[timid quartz]

the fact that you're using ada

[spare quartz]

no

[timid quartz]

except this is what ada is to rust :3

[spare quartz]

factually incorrect

rust codebase... constantly updated cause its SO bad

ada codebase... never updated casue its SO good

i wonder if theres a way to efficiently compute how much size a directory takes

[timid quartz]

nah, with rust, once you are done with features, you don't have to worry about correctness

so you can be finished

[spare quartz]

"done with features" (never)

[timid quartz]

ok but that's typical code in general

[spare quartz]

therefore its a baseless point

ada on top

[Maven-80</127.0.0.1 @ 2025-04-05T09:10:55.7984] DBG: Directory listing for "C:/Users"
[Maven-80</127.0.0.1 @ 2025-04-05T09:10:55.8911] WRN: No found file for "favicon.ico"
[Maven-80</127.0.0.1 @ 2025-04-05T09:10:55.8921] WRN: IO failure encountered; 確立された接続がホスト コンピューターのソウトウェアによって中止されました。

evil

of note

windows is really fucky with how the server handles its path caption

"Folder not accessible" is a permissions error

it just totally trashes the path

sometimes there isnt a caption or sometimes its just

incorrect

http://localhost/Adenosine3Phosphate/Desktop/HTTP Operations/nine-tailed-okitsune-tale/okitsune_soundtrack/07.mp3/

thatttt is a localhost ip

i am stupid ..

[timid quartz]

yes u r

[spare quartz]

bayachao lore is deep..

[timid quartz]

ada

[spare quartz]

ufgh im so slerepy

[timid quartz]

bayachao would use rust

[spare quartz]

im gonna have to worko n smtp when i wake up soon

[timid quartz]

fr...

actually we know bayachao uses js

which is worse

than ada

[spare quartz]

wrong

she doesnt actually know any programming 💀

its her husband who does the programming (usually js)

but i think they know C# too

[timid quartz]

HUSBAND??

SHE HAS A HUSBAND

[spare quartz]

yes

[timid quartz]

aint no way

[spare quartz]

they're married 😭

[timid quartz]

no way

AINT NO WAY

[spare quartz]

they're like 26 dude

[timid quartz]

yeah I fully expected bayachao to be a neet

[spare quartz]

YES

TEHY LIETRALLY

MADE AS ONG ABOUT THAT :

😭

[timid quartz]

BUT NOT MARRIED

[spare quartz]

LOL

[timid quartz]

HOW TF YOU GET MARRIED

AS A NEET

[spare quartz]

uhh

being good at art?? idk 😭

they have a degree in it

[timid quartz]

also I'd be worried about the guy too

he's probably more insane for marrying bayachao

[spare quartz]

what does that even mean

[timid quartz]

like

it takes a special kind of crazy

[spare quartz]

https://youtu.be/zdODiqjNtNA?t=27 here

its in japanese... obviously.. but they made a whole ass cover on a song about them being a neet... AND THEN

uhh hold on gotta find it

boom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9gcjLLjwVo&pp=0gcJCb8Ag7Wk3p_U

fuckin marriage steram like a year after

[timid quartz]

im just in awe

how tf

like are japanese men really that desperate nowadays

[spare quartz]

DESPERATE 😭

as much as i understood their video on how they met

it was over like, VRChat initially

............which is how my codev...............got their bf...........

vrchat...

[timid quartz]

ohhhh my goodness

thats horrid

personally im very averse to even dating people online

it just doesnt feel right

[spare quartz]

ummmmmmmmm uhhhhmm uhhh

😰

[timid quartz]

I mean do what you wanna do but like

me personally

nah

[spare quartz]

what are you gonna do

for me its kinda the only option since like

[timid quartz]

find someone irl or just be single forever

[spare quartz]

there is absolutely nobody i could talk to here that would listen to whatever i talk about 😭

also cause its hell on earth 80% of the itme but whatever

[spare quartz]

nah

ultimately i just chalk it up to you can't predict the future

eventually something will happen online or ofline and hopefully it goes well

[timid quartz]

I mean ig

[spare quartz]

or maybe world war iii starts

idk

[timid quartz]

but for me the biggest thing is not being able to like interact with whoever it is in person

like idk I'd just want someone that I could readily see irl

[spare quartz]

if its any consolation thats basically this too

[timid quartz]

mmmm kindaaa but not rlly

[spare quartz]

they were like, a bus ride away from each other

[timid quartz]

ok that's different

I'd consider that as good for "being readily able to see the other person"

[spare quartz]

see..

[timid quartz]

but then you're not really dating online

it's not really long distance

[spare quartz]

should've specified

[timid quartz]

die

[spare quartz]

what!!!

ugh a fucking us army cadence is stuck in my head

i should really sleep

[timid quartz]

L

what happens if you meet someone in the military

[spare quartz]

WE DONT NEED NO ALPHA

[spare quartz]

wdym

[timid quartz]

like whatcha gonna do if u like someone in ur company

[spare quartz]

uh

not

im alreaady in a relationship

[timid quartz]

u never know ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[spare quartz]

and my partner already works for the MIC

so thats close enough

[timid quartz]

u never know

[timid quartz]

C130 rollin down the strip

[spare quartz]

c130... plane.. usaf...

you're not marching. get real

[timid quartz]

if I did military

I'd wanna do navy

[spare quartz]

gay

gay

[timid quartz]

go out on a ship or do cyber

tho ig chair force would be better for cyber idk

[spare quartz]

any branch is fine for cyber

[timid quartz]

ur mom

[spare quartz]

except coast guard

[timid quartz]

I know a coastie rn 😭

he's gonna go guard the non-existent coast in salt lake soon

[spare quartz]

notarealbranchbtw🧌

[timid quartz]

puddle pirates

[timid quartz]

what about space force

[spare quartz]

under the DOAF so yeah

[timid quartz]

it's real?

[spare quartz]

yes

[timid quartz]

:noted:

[spare quartz]

Department of the Army, Department of the Navy (U.S. Marine Corps), Department of the Air Force (U.S. Space Force)

[timid quartz]

navy

[spare quartz]

and then in the Department of Homeland Security (Peacetime), theres the Coast Guard

in wartime idk what the coast guard is

if they're they're own department or under hte navy idk..

[timid quartz]

dude I still occasionally get recruiters emailing/texting me

all over my 93 asvab

[spare quartz]

YOU

[timid quartz]

that I took....5 years ago

[spare quartz]

HAVE A 93

??

[timid quartz]

either 92 or 93 I forget

[spare quartz]

EITHER WAY DESERVED

thats such a good score

[timid quartz]

for someone that probably wont do military 😭

id die in basic

[spare quartz]

❌

[timid quartz]

✅

[spare quartz]

i WILL die in basic but im still partially determined

[timid quartz]

bro last I checked I can’t do a mile in under 10 minutes nor even do 25 pushups 😭

[spare quartz]

i can't even do 1 real pushup 👍

[timid quartz]

8 long weeks of no coding and no gaming ._.

[spare quartz]

okay but

its scp:sl irl

[timid quartz]

yeah and we’re both gonna get shot the moment we’re put in the field

[spare quartz]

nah id win

[timid quartz]

nah you’d die

[spare quartz]

nah id win

[timid quartz]

nah you’d die

[spare quartz]

i was with my sisters husband who works in aviation and he told me about this one pilot he was with

[timid quartz]

you’d poke your head out and get popped instantly

[spare quartz]

apaprently she was flying low and wasn't foollowing any instructions right

thats me fr

[timid quartz]

typical 25 asvab

Thanks keyboard

[spare quartz]

they were a lieutenant though 😭😭

[timid quartz]

Doesn’t the army have the lowest asvab req

[timid quartz]

Ok that’s basically an E1 with a bigger paycheck

[spare quartz]

UH YEAH WITH THE ADDED PART OF BEING COMMISSIONED

kinda a big deal!

[timid quartz]

not rlly

[spare quartz]

yes really!

a 25 asvab isnt getting an officer position 😭

[timid quartz]

everyone knows if you got an O1 and and E6 arguing that the E6 is probably right

[spare quartz]

okay but E6 is senior nco duh

[timid quartz]

but not commissioned

[spare quartz]

still senior nco

im looking for a warrant officer position personally..

[timid quartz]

commission isn’t rlly a big deal…

[timid quartz]

yeah so you can fly

[spare quartz]

it is... over a 25 asvab..

[spare quartz]

better than having to get a commission OR be enlisted

[timid quartz]

but doesn’t the army have the lowest asvab req

[spare quartz]

i dunno

[timid quartz]

Don’t you have to enlist to become a WO

[spare quartz]

depends

if you're accepted in hs-to-fs you can immediately go to WOCS

[timid quartz]

sending this to my Harvard friend

[spare quartz]

nerd

ugh i cant sleep today

i guess im writing an smtp server

but first scpsl

[timid quartz]

hmm actually if I join the military I could jump you on whatever base you’re on

[spare quartz]

nooope

getting myself stationed in gb while you can go to like

alaska or sm 💀

[timid quartz]

Guantanamo???

[spare quartz]

GREAT BRITAIN

[timid quartz]

nah ur going to Guantanamo

[spare quartz]

im not an immigrant.

[timid quartz]

meanwhile I’ll be on a ship to Japan

[spare quartz]

but my mom was a mexican... so... umm

dont deport me..

[spare quartz]

LOL OH NO 😭

[timid quartz]

ICE 📞

[spare quartz]

dude the marines base in japan is known for being so fucking bad

at least to the locals

[timid quartz]

also you couldn’t escape me in GB if I was navy

[spare quartz]

what're you gonna do? be on some CG??

lol enjoy the atlantic.

[timid quartz]

hmm although if you are military then you’re gonna be incinerated pretty quick when nuclear war breaks out

[spare quartz]

depends

[timid quartz]

I don’t want that

[spare quartz]

navy is actually at lower risk of that

USAF/USSF is higher risk

[timid quartz]

Well I’d imagine the targets would be

• silos
• DC & most major urban areas (eg nyc)
• major military bases
• other major urban areas and bases

in that order

[spare quartz]

the majority of which are just USA/USAF/USSF

except population centers

[timid quartz]

what is USSF…

special forces?

[spare quartz]

us space force

no

special forces is a command

[timid quartz]

gay force

[spare quartz]

its just air force but radar

and cyber

[timid quartz]

as long as my naval ship didn’t have nukes on it

it’d probably be fine

[spare quartz]

AGHH IM CBLIND

[timid quartz]

ooo idea: do nuclear program in navy and then kill myself

[spare quartz]

so thing about that is the only ships that would have (nuclear not sm) warheasd on them are submarines

and

you can't hit submarines with nukes

so you'd be fine lol

[spare quartz]

nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd

its foundatiover

[timid quartz]

idontwannabeonasub

[timid quartz]

lame game

[spare quartz]

yes

you want to write kotlni

and ada

and consume bayachao art

[timid quartz]

no I wanna write rust and maybe C and consume Omori and ISAT art

[spare quartz]

wwtf is an isat

[timid quartz]

In stars and time

[spare quartz]

what si that ..

😭

i love the acceptance

OK, SMTP time

just gotta copy the maven interface

[flint belfry]

how the fuck did you not know about screen 😭

all this shit and you dont know one of the best tools on linux

[spare quartz]

because i dont use linux

[flint belfry]

ok

well

uh

die??

[spare quartz]

draw me furry art

[flint belfry]

no

[spare quartz]

big nose

[flint belfry]

draw me plane dragons

[spare quartz]

hmm

routing systems gonna have to be clever for this one

[wheat hornet]

Solution: use linux

[timid quartz]

tmux better

[flint belfry]

ididntaskforyouropinion

[timid quartz]

too bad

[flint belfry]

u suck

[timid quartz]

Wake up

[wheat hornet]

we should draw you ada errors just to annoy you

[normal bison]

why are the servers making a fart cloud

[proud creek]

They farded

[wheat hornet]

No, he farted

[spare quartz]

Status
Expert Review

bread experts group is becoming nation spanning 😭

(codev is prob gonna mail me a spare server he has to get around IPs tuff)

for some reason Spectrum has many of their residential IPs on SMTP blocklists

but not AT&T...

[wheat hornet]

you should mail your old one to me

[spare quartz]

... what old one

[wheat hornet]

oh

In that cases you should mail me the new one

[wheat hornet]

will you mail this to me

time to hook this up to my raspberry pi to do programming

[flint belfry]

tty001

[spare quartz]

correct!

also give me a color scheme

[flint belfry]

😁😁😁😁

[flint belfry]

Later

[spare quartz]

Now

[flint belfry]

is this sufficient

[spare quartz]

this scheme sucks ass

session terminated

[flint belfry]

wow fuck you

[spare quartz]

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[flint belfry]

im not clicking on that here's this instead

[spare quartz]

i love my mousepad

i can scratch it to draw graphs

[timid quartz]

iirc most mail servers will refuse to send mail to residential ips

[spare quartz]

yeah Spectrum has explicitly set their block at the /16 level to be under a blocklist

w/o anyway to get off

[timid quartz]

L

[spare quartz]

i just find it weird since AT&T doesn't do any of that

anyways new repo 💪

i wanna play with file attributes on the directory lister, but im worried ill leak some info while doing so

still love this code even though windowws breaks it

[timid quartz]

looks like rust

[spare quartz]

no.

[timid quartz]

especially the last part

accessible.split().reversed().forEachIndexed { /* ... */ }

common pattern in rust

[spare quartz]

funnily enough thats a java pattern

[timid quartz]

funnily enough it's a FP pattern

so haskell

[spare quartz]

nope

java invented it before.

specifically the .reversed and .forEachIndexed parts