💽Programming Chat v2

[timid quartz]

so if I made an sstp client

would i also have to reimplement tcp

[spare quartz]

depends

if you'd want to rely on pppd in the linux kernel which does most of the work for you no

otherwise yes

[timid quartz]

pppppppppppd

idk if rust has an interface to pppd

[spare quartz]

i found this https://crates.io/crates/ppproto

it doesnt implement ip though

The Rust programming language is blazingly fast and memory-efficient, with no runtime, garbage collector or OS. It catches a wide variety of bugs at compile time, thanks to its full memory- and thread-safety, and expressive type system.

[flint belfry]

@unfunnylad rust virus

oh right he left

[spare quartz]

no i still hate rust

[flint belfry]

oh 😭

also how am i going to run this btw

like

is it gonna be an executable sh program???

or

[spare quartz]

you just run the executable

[flint belfry]

a single program that dosent need any dependencies

[flint belfry]

everything is in one thing

right

[spare quartz]

yes

[flint belfry]

ok cool

[spare quartz]

there is also no configuration files to deal with

[flint belfry]

cuz i dont wanna run it and then it screams it wants libc6 or some shit

[flint belfry]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

could you add at least one so i can customize the authentication and port bindings

[spare quartz]

... you can already do that

[flint belfry]

wait

via commands right

[spare quartz]

yes

[flint belfry]

oh lmfao then thats fine

[spare quartz]

-ip=0.0.0.0 -port=443 -keystore=keystore.p12 -keystore_passphrase=CENSORED -pap_username=testuser -pap_passphrase=passwordmeow

this is what teh servers curerntly running with

the ip/port part is optional

[flint belfry]

also you probably dont need to know this but i plan to have this be ran by crontab at startup

like when i install this i intend not to ever login again to touch it

[spare quartz]

well then i'll probably need to do a lot of tweaking to the error logic

but the server itself (under normal circumstances) should never crash

just single connections

[flint belfry]

yeah i just wanna run it unattended and thats all

i tried to automate the ssh thing at startup and it sucked ass because crontab wont run screen for some reason

also systemd dosent exist for some reason

so i cant make it a service

[spare quartz]

oh yeah btw dont run this program in airplanes, nuclear facilities, or banks

[flint belfry]

let me guess because it has 10000000 sec vulnrabilites

[spare quartz]

no

[flint belfry]

oh

[spare quartz]

there isn't any remote execution vulns or even authetnication (aside from anything the jdk might have)

you just can't cause

that requires certification

[flint belfry]

these require ceritfication???

[spare quartz]

... yes

[flint belfry]

a

fucking airplane

😭

[spare quartz]

you REALLY think some random developer is just

gonna run this on an airplane

[flint belfry]

well im sure as hell not lmfao

why would you in hte first place

unless you have a 3d printer on a plane for some reason

[spare quartz]

https://youtu.be/V1508wboZXk

[flint belfry]

@spare quartz DIE

DIE

DIE

[timid quartz]

love rust*

[spare quartz]

bad lang

will never make it

[timid quartz]

good lang

has already made it

whereas yours hasnt

[spare quartz]

never made it

horrible hang

lagmn

[timid quartz]

true ada never did make it

it is a horrible lang

[spare quartz]

die

[timid quartz]

📌

[spare quartz]

エアレーションタンク

[timid quartz]

aeration tank?

[spare quartz]

aeration tak

[flint belfry]

is that the thing from aajimal crossing

[timid quartz]

why u apologizing

For your bad lang choice?

it’s ok

We all make mistakes

[spare quartz]

i cant send the video its frrom :Sob:

[spare quartz]

who

[flint belfry]

nevrmind

[spare quartz]

fatas s

[flint belfry]

shakes

[spare quartz]

I WISH i could send bayachaos latest video here... unforuntately...

unnnnforuntately... unfortunaetlyr..

[timid quartz]

bad atp

[spare quartz]

ITS NOT MY FAULT THEY'RE JAPANESE AND JUSUT LIKE THAT OKAY

[timid quartz]

keep your horny furry out of here

[spare quartz]

ITS NOT MY FAULT

??

[timid quartz]

ちゅるちょお

ちゃおちゅる

[spare quartz]

STOP IT

[timid quartz]

:3

[spare quartz]

i hope to god hits image isnt bad

[timid quartz]

拷問

[spare quartz]

いいえ！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

[timid quartz]

I mean it looks fine?

Bayachao plush

[spare quartz]

thats a puppet

its actually blocking a few mercrh items i'd get banned if they were sent here 😭

[timid quartz]

so we should ban you anyways ok!

[spare quartz]

WHAST

[timid quartz]

[spare quartz]

NOW WITH CAST COMMENTARY??

[timid quartz]

Anyways I’m watching Berserk and then sleeping

[spare quartz]

watch bayachao streams instead

[spare quartz]

currently writing a NAT

[flint belfry]

quick make it november

[spare quartz]

huuh

[flint belfry]

you wouldn't get it

[spare quartz]

🤓

[flint belfry]

not you

[spare quartz]

this nat stuff ist ough

i bneed to wire sharl

bleleghe

@flint belfry can you set up a udp echo server

[flint belfry]

excuse me a what

i can try ig

do you have one in mind

[spare quartz]

no

[flint belfry]

can you find one since im kinda taking a bath rn

[spare quartz]

uhhh

run

coproc cat
nc -l <port> <&${COPROC[0]} >&${COPROC[1]}

[flint belfry]

linux?

[spare quartz]

yeah

[flint belfry]

do i need to port forward this

[spare quartz]

probably

[flint belfry]

ok hold on

is this fine

[spare quartz]

suer

what ip is that

[flint belfry]

resolve localnet

i need to forward it hold on

is it just udp or both udp and tcp

[spare quartz]

udp

[flint belfry]

ok try

3001

[flint belfry]

108.218.55.35 right

[flint belfry]

well idk what to tell you i ran the command you provided 😭

[spare quartz]

ummm hgold on

[flint belfry]

atp please don't tell me your coding a udp echo server for a single thing

[spare quartz]

no its cause my ide froze

[flint belfry]

oh

[spare quartz]

okay here try this

[flint belfry]

please don't tell me you made that

[spare quartz]

i did

[flint belfry]

god 😭

also this is a bat file

are you sure it's gonna run on linux

[spare quartz]

there is a shell file right next to it

[flint belfry]

oh

uhhh im on mobile can you right click the download button and press copy link and send it

i need to wget it

[spare quartz]

hold on let me just make it for java 8

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1264496483957346346/1352150300835708988/udpecho-1.0-SNAPSHOT.zip?ex=67dcf799&is=67dba619&hm=1c2a75139a8d2bb53141ed16af6cac2b4f6a46c84f7c05d4a829713491e50ee7&

okay it works locally at least

just need to make a routing table

[flint belfry]

udpecho udpecho.bat
kade@ubuntu-desktop-1:~/udpecho-1.0-SNAPSHOT/bin$ ./udpecho
ERROR: JAVA_HOME is not set and no 'java' command could be found in your PATH.
Please set the JAVA_HOME variable in your environment to match the
location of your Java installation.
kade@ubuntu-desktop-1:~/udpecho-1.0-SNAPSHOT/bin$

which java do i install

[flint belfry]

8?

[spare quartz]

anytyhing above 8

[flint belfry]

what's the package name for 21

[spare quartz]

uhhh

does ubuntu supporrt RPM files?

[flint belfry]

no idea

[spare quartz]

https://download.oracle.com/java/24/latest/jdk-24_linux-x64_bin.deb

try the DEB

[flint belfry]

oh ok

[spare quartz]

if that doesnt work then heres the archive https://download.oracle.com/java/24/latest/jdk-24_linux-x64_bin.tar.gz

this is for JDK 24 (the latest)

JDK 24 will receive updates under these terms, until September 2025, when it will be superseded by JDK 25.

[flint belfry]

oh my god half a gig

[spare quartz]

yeah

[flint belfry]

fuckin java

this might take a bit

[spare quartz]

god the output is so gay to scroll through

[spare quartz]

okay what ip do i use

localnet again ?

[flint belfry]

yes

[spare quartz]

yoo

it works

[flint belfry]

very nice

[spare quartz]

what does the server output

[flint belfry]

ill leave this running

[flint belfry]

uh

ade@ubuntu-desktop-1:~/udpecho-1.0-SNAPSHOT/bin$ ./udpecho
UDP Socket Addr : /0:0:0:0:0:0:0:0 : 3001
listening ...
RX UDP : /107.132.83.172 : 48424 ; [5]
TX UDP : /107.132.83.172 : 48424 ; [5]

[spare quartz]

oh okay neat

48424 is the port im using for UDP proxy

this is what the vpn sees

[lavish dove]

lol

[spare quartz]

NAT test #1

(this creates a kinda-routing table over the OS)

if the server responds with a UDP packet on the port we sent them one in 30 seconds, then it'll send that UDP packet to the sender

(otherwise discard)

[pallid loom]

btw darkmode dependant on the system

so you don't get flashbanged at night

I don't know why sites have a default like that

[spare quartz]

okay i think thats UDP done

back to TCP emulatiobn..

eeeeeeehhh

okay it looks like i need to finish working on TCP cause

ive broken apt

[flint belfry]

darkmode needs to be standardized on the system theme settings
ive seen very very few sites that actually see if your using dark mode or light mode on your system and only then use whatever based on what your systems on

or they could just have darkmode always on

which is the lazy way

[timid quartz]

🤓

[flint belfry]

cant comprehend stuff

[spare quartz]

pushed ,,

https://github.com/Bread-Experts-Group/sstp

oh oops

i pushed my keystore

[rustic vine]

InternetProtocolControlConfigurationNonAcknowledgement

😨

[spare quartz]

hey this isnt a java thing

thats just the actual protocol name

[rustic vine]

you forgot Factory at the end

[rustic vine]

IPCCNonAck

yw

[spare quartz]

• Point-To-Point
  • Network Control Protocols
    • Internet Protocol Control Protocol
      • Configure-Nak

[spare quartz]

ew no

❌

[rustic vine]

😈

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-18256516

[rustic vine]

Oh yea these things are so cool

I had the chance to see one in person

[spare quartz]

hmm

am not sure if netcat is working right

wireshark is saying its working..

oh

thats probably why

there

a bit weird but it works

@flint belfry hey .....

do you wanna run another echo server for me.. ..

[flint belfry]

???

is mine not working anymore

[spare quartz]

this time for TCP

[flint belfry]

ah

sure ill run it on 3002

[spare quartz]

let me just write another server

and commit this one tot he repo

[flint belfry]

k ill do it when i

atp did you seriously

make a fucking git repository for this

simple ass server

[spare quartz]

for what

[flint belfry]

echo server

[spare quartz]

yeah

[flint belfry]

also who is the vpn server licensed under again

i forgot

[spare quartz]

you said i could put it under breadexpertsgroup

[flint belfry]

whats the difference between me having it under myself or having it under breadexperts

[spare quartz]

well if its under you then you decide how the code is privatized or whatever

and copyrights go to you

[flint belfry]

ic

can the licensing be transferred to me if i ever change my mind which i probably wont

[spare quartz]

eeemmmmm

[spare quartz]

i dont know the answer to that

but if you want maintainer access to the repo we'll give it to you

[flint belfry]

keep it under breadexperts then

anyways ping me when the udp echo server is done

i mean tcp

whatever

[spare quartz]

stupid

[flint belfry]

die

[spare quartz]

:3

hold on its analyzing my code

[flint belfry]

analysis back:

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-crocker-timmy-turner-fairly-odd-parents-super-f-meme-gif-1224341026557759176

it sucks

[spare quartz]

well it has 4 warnings immediately cause

im using println

and we usually never do that

https://github.com/Bread-Experts-Group/echo

okay time to write tcp

@flint belfry

[flint belfry]

ok ill open it on 3002 give me a second

[flint belfry]

ok should be up

[spare quartz]

i need to write a lot more

[flint belfry]

did it work or not

i dont see any outpit

[spare quartz]

the TCP end of the vpn doesnt create a socket yet

[flint belfry]

oh

ok well ill leave it running anyways

[spare quartz]

and even if it did it'd fail cause my checksums aer wrong

[spare quartz]

does the udp server say anything interesting

like did any ips try to scan it

[flint belfry]

um

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/eb8da3cd-f87c-4ae0-9730-bcfeab01f062.png

[spare quartz]

that's just me ,.......

[flint belfry]

i cant scroll up

for some reason

[flint belfry]

no ones scanned it then lmfoa

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-lethal-company-fired-profit-quota-gif-8780580341539678634

okay so

it actually did get a SYN ACK

[flint belfry]

i wonder what would happen if i opened a damn vulnerable linux vm with the lowest specs possible

[spare quartz]

@flint belfry okay so

i made a mistake with the TCP server

and its not acutally sending any data back

[flint belfry]

girl 💀

ok

[spare quartz]

let me just fix it

[flint belfry]

givemme the new one

ok

[flint belfry]

wouldnt it technically be 1.1

[spare quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099482737234169876/1277260263711838313/watermark.gif

[flint belfry]

alos its up

yay

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/_trish_07/status/1902413402976473542

trish (@[email protected])

If you think C is outdated, enjoy your bloated Electron apps running on 8GB RAM.

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FixupX · Mar 19, 2025, 5:34 PM

aera type post

[proud creek]

fr

[spare quartz]

koay back to tcp development

[spare quartz]

let packet_bytes: [u8; _] = [
  0x74, 0x65, 0x73, 0x74, 0x20, 0x6d, 0x65, 0x73,
  0x73, 0x61, 0x67, 0x65, 0x20, 0x2e, 0x2e, 0x2e,
  0x20, 0x74, 0x65, 0x73, 0x74, 0x20, 0x6d, 0x65,
  0x73, 0x73, 0x61, 0x67, 0x65, 0x20, 0x2e, 0x2e,
  0x2e, 0x20, 0x31, 0x32, 0x33, 0x34, 0x35, 0x36,
  0x37, 0x38, 0x39, 0x31, 0x30, 0x20, 0x2e, 0x2e,
  0x2e, 0x20, 0x21, 0x40, 0x23, 0x24, 0x25, 0x5e,
  0x26, 0x2a, 0x28, 0x29, 0x20, 0x2e, 0x2e, 0x2e,
  0x20, 0x77, 0x69, 0x72, 0x65, 0x73, 0x68, 0x61,
  0x72, 0x6b, 0x20, 0x68, 0x65, 0x6c, 0x6c, 0x6f,
  0x0a
];

OK so

tcp echo KINDA works

but the peer doesn't like my responses rn

[timid quartz]

🤓

[spare quartz]

go my tcp

[spare quartz]

@flint belfry i ahve bad news

[flint belfry]

what

[spare quartz]

so it turns out

my TCP is actually functional, however

the echo server i sent you is broken again

:grrin:

[flint belfry]

oh my god i was expecting you to say the server actually needs dev net tun to work

thank god

ok just send me another echo server

[spare quartz]

no everything still is virtualized

i have to fake all of these packets

[spare quartz]

here

okay now i just gotta add FIN support

just ping me when the servs up

[flint belfry]

k in a bit

[flint belfry]

APES

[spare quartz]

hooray it works

[spare quartz]

hhoollyyy crap

our stack is actually good enough for http now

ooo interesting

it supports NTP too

thats why ive been getting those packets

[spare quartz]

so i assume you weren't able to get it online

bbbbbuttt i noticed the udp server is now throwing a port unreachable exception whcih means

i had to add another ICMP handler

and it works

whoops thats cause i was using the wrong port

corrected

[spare quartz]

hmm

idea for a router..

[flint belfry]

I FELL ASLEEP 😭

[spare quartz]

yeah well

im this close to making tcp perfect

so /....

[flint belfry]

ok lemme do it rn

[spare quartz]

logTCP(PALE_PINKISH_RED, ppp.frame)
                                            val connection = tcp[ppp.frame.sourcePort]
                                            if (connection == null) {
                                                if (ppp.frame.flags.size == 1 && ppp.frame.tcpFlags[0] == TCPFlag.SYN) {
                                                    try {
                                                        val socket = Socket(ppp.frame.destination, ppp.frame.destPort)
                                                        val newConnection = TCPConnection(socket)
                                                        tcp[ppp.frame.sourcePort] = newConnection
                                                        newConnection.ack = ppp.frame.sequence + 1
                                                        newConnection.lastAck = newConnection.ack
                                                        newConnection.seq = secureRandom.nextInt()
                                                        sendFrame(newConnection, TCPFlag.SYN, TCPFlag.ACK)
                                                        newConnection.seq++
                                                    } catch (_: SocketException) {
                                                        sendICMPUnreachable(1, ppp.frame)
                                                    }
                                                } else sendReset()
                                            } else {
                                                val flags = mutableListOf<TCPFlag>()
                                                if (ppp.frame.tcpFlags.contains(TCPFlag.ACK)) {
                                                    if (ppp.frame.data.isNotEmpty()) {
                                                        connection.ack += ppp.frame.data.size
                                                        connection.buffer.add(ppp.frame.data)
                                                        flags.add(TCPFlag.ACK)
                                                    }
                                                    if (connection.removeEntry) tcp.remove(ppp.frame.sourcePort)
                                                } else sendReset()
                                                if (ppp.frame.tcpFlags.contains(TCPFlag.PSH)) {
                                                    connection.buffer.removeIf {
                                                        connection.socket.outputStream.write(it)
                                                        true
                                                    }
                                                }
                                                if (ppp.frame.tcpFlags.contains(TCPFlag.FIN)) {
                                                    connection.ack += 1
                                                    flags.add(TCPFlag.ACK)
                                                    flags.add(TCPFlag.FIN)
                                                    connection.close()
                                                }
                                                if (flags.isNotEmpty()) sendFrame(connection, *flags.toTypedArray())
                                            }

[flint belfry]

@spare quartz it's up

[spare quartz]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OHHHH

THATS WHY ITS GIVING ME TRASH

for the longest time i thought i was using your server

i was ruunning netcat on googles HTTPS 😭

[flint belfry]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO THAT AND MISTAKE IT FOR MY IP?? 😭😭😭

[spare quartz]

because i dont remember your ip

😭

[flint belfry]

里脱单

sorry keyboard turned chinese

[flint belfry]

i told you to hit localnet

[spare quartz]

okay well

[flint belfry]

its always gonna resolve to my ip

[spare quartz]

i didnt rember

[flint belfry]

Ok

[spare quartz]

you're stuipd and dumb

[spare quartz]

ughgh

why arent you transmitting

OH IT WORKED

@flint belfry YAYY

I GOT TLS WORKING :3

[spare quartz]

okay umm

do you wanna try the server for yourself

and make some requests

hold on lemme try and downloaoding an image

[flint belfry]

im busy so nrn so feel free to keep working on it

also does this mean if i like

run discord through the vpn its gonna work

[spare quartz]

probably

[flint belfry]

for example

ok cool

I'll let you know when im ready and we should try running the server on the printer to make sure it even runs

[spare quartz]

HOORAY IT DOWNLOADED

[flint belfry]

did you ever fix the oplock error

[spare quartz]

idk call microsoft

[flint belfry]

what 😭

[spare quartz]

i dunno how to fixt hat!!

https://wetdry.world/deck/@[email protected]/110641071356422064

oh yeah but uh

since this project relies on zero native libraries....

it can run perfectly on any platform with a JVM and netwokrking

hmm i wonder

can i download apt packages..

holy shit it worrkkkeeedd

im such a good coder

ehehe :3

this project (where we had to do A LOT MORE THAN JUST VPN, such as virtualizing ip/tcp/udp/icmp to get around not having raw sockets) fits in just over 4,000 loc

maybe ill support that protocol next ...

the main server file that ties all the protocols together is about 681 lines

(or 24.8 kb)

[spare quartz]

might maek a windows vpn client for this

if i can figure out how

[flint belfry]

@spare quartz ok send me the server

the vpn server

im going to try to run it on the pritner

[spare quartz]

okay let me package it

this'll require jdk 21

ehehe

gonna do something scary

[flint belfry]

um

[spare quartz]

do you need help

[flint belfry]

yes

i dont have a package manager as a rmeinder

[spare quartz]

oh thats fine

[flint belfry]

and unless you have the source code for 21

idk how to install it

[spare quartz]

uhh this is an arm cpu right?

[flint belfry]

arml7 i think

its def arm

i think its l7

[spare quartz]

https://download.oracle.com/java/21/archive/jdk-21.0.5_linux-aarch64_bin.tar.gz

heres the ARM 64 build for 21

it should contain binaries

[flint belfry]

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/212b59de-929e-45b1-92ec-538873409cb8.png

this thing really dosent like wget

time to upload it via sftp

ok while thats uploading at a splendid fucking 200 kbps @spare quartz how do i compile jdk

is it just

a makefile or

[spare quartz]

id suggest not

[flint belfry]

what

ok then im confused how do i install it

is that the source code or??

[spare quartz]

this already has the binaries compiled for you

[flint belfry]

oh

[spare quartz]

it MIGHT have its source in there too

i didnt check

[flint belfry]

if its compiled idgaf about compiling then

[spare quartz]

i hope your cpu is 64-bit btw

[flint belfry]

i usually have to compile source codes to install rpograms like this

[flint belfry]

it

it isnt

😭

[spare quartz]

what

[flint belfry]

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/51de66c9-4c4d-4b98-8913-00da00873b26.png

i told you it was arm

[spare quartz]

you should've said something when you say the -aarch64_bin.tar.gz

[flint belfry]

I SAID IT WAS ARM

[spare quartz]

THAT IS ARM

[flint belfry]

ATP

[spare quartz]

ARM HAS 64-BIT CPUS IDIOT

[flint belfry]

DIE IM NOT GOOD WITH PROCESSORS

😭

[spare quartz]

o-kgiodfkgdf

[flint belfry]

I MAKE COMPUTERS YELL THINGS AT EACHOTHER

NOT MAKE ROCKS THINK

AND SHT

[spare quartz]

lemme try and find a 32-bit build

try running that one anyways to see if it somehow works

[flint belfry]

the upload speeds are actually abysmal

idk why sftp is being so slow

if only wget actually worked like it should

[spare quartz]

https://download.bell-sw.com/java/21.0.6+10/bellsoft-jdk21.0.6+10-linux-arm32-vfp-hflt.tar.gz

[flint belfry]

i think my wget is outdated or some shit since it just makes servers respond with 400 or something else

[flint belfry]

ill get this if the first one dosent work

[spare quartz]

heres a 32-bit ARM JDK 21 for you if that ver doesn't work

Don't make me write you a JVM.

theres no way this works

AWWW

but its actually possible and thats so funny

(this is the VPN rurnning in a VPN)

[flint belfry]

in roblox

\

[spare quartz]

already did that twice

i mean a REAL one

[flint belfry]

actually a lua jvm would probably be more preformant than what th efuck this printer is running

[spare quartz]

not true at all

[flint belfry]

oh holy shit ifnally

the tar is done uploading

let me extract it

[spare quartz]

hold on im gonna fix up the ip allocation for this to see if i can run the vpn in itself infinitely

[flint belfry]

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/67942631-c542-41c1-8017-cf8ebfc9b8df.png @spare quartz ok here

the program is in bin right

[spare quartz]

the java program yeah

[flint belfry]

which one

is it just java

[spare quartz]

just run one file and see if it works

[flint belfry]

@spare quartz what do i do

do i just run ./java

or

[spare quartz]

yes!! you!!! idiot!!!

[flint belfry]

die

[spare quartz]

just run anything in that folder

[flint belfry]

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/47a3267d-9d88-45f9-919b-b285f06fe8b4.png

[spare quartz]

they'll all be the same executable type

[spare quartz]

yeah try the 32-bit ver next

[flint belfry]

ok

[spare quartz]

im gonna choke on my soda before you run it

[flint belfry]

time to wait another 5000 years before it uploads

[flint belfry]

dr epper :))))

[spare quartz]

no

mountain dew

idi ot.

send me aerocats or my game or ill put

idk

a virus in it thatll print... aerocats... 24/7

(idk how 3d printers work)

[flint belfry]

omg

WHERE DO I FIND AEROCATS

[spare quartz]

TWITTER YOU DAFT PUNK

[flint belfry]

THE PRINTER HAS A KILLSWITCH

[flint belfry]

IF I CANT FIND PLANE DRAGONS MYSELF ON THERE

[spare quartz]

ill override it like they do in the hacker movies

[flint belfry]

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IM GONNA FIND KNOCKOFF PLANE DRAGON CAT THINGS

[flint belfry]

[spare quartz]

idk lol

[flint belfry]

if i knew how to find plane dragons i wouldnt be asking you all the time

😭

[spare quartz]

fatass

[flint belfry]

and???

[spare quartz]

??

[flint belfry]

so what

[spare quartz]

im not talking to you/?

go away

[flint belfry]

0h

[spare quartz]

Fatass

[flint belfry]

die

ok

[spare quartz]

thsi is me

[flint belfry]

3d gif dubstep

[flint belfry]

also did you make the package yet

[spare quartz]

WHAT PACKAGE

[flint belfry]

THE FUCKING

SERVER

ATP

[spare quartz]

oh

just use hte one i sent you

iiot

[flint belfry]

oh

[spare quartz]

its java it works everywhere

[flint belfry]

you said you had to change tcp

or something

[spare quartz]

oh no thtas just for me

[flint belfry]

no i mean the vpn server

[spare quartz]

so i can run vpns in vpns in vpns

[flint belfry]

the jdk is still downloading

well uploading

[spare quartz]

ohhh yeahh

i need to add proper SSTP terminating logic

[flint belfry]

OH MY GOD

@spare quartz

WHY IS IT CHINESE

[spare quartz]

???

[flint belfry]

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/d89c5de9-a724-4d48-be23-18995612c305.png WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

CHINESE JAVA

[spare quartz]

lol 😭

[flint belfry]

IS THERE A ENGLISH VERSION 😭

[spare quartz]

idk!! hold on

im wiritng an emial

[flint belfry]

its probably to ur school with like 5 billion gazillion somebig number here missing assignments

[spare quartz]

okay wrote that email

[spare quartz]

read any of these

maybe your lang is set to that

[flint belfry]

uhh

wharts the command to check a variable again

im kinda multitasking rna nd i cant be bothered to find it

[spare quartz]

echo $<VAR>

[flint belfry]

also this thing is from china so i wouldnt be suprised if the os is on a china lang

[flint belfry]

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/c3d3dd7c-7ca4-484b-89bf-d3485bf33dff.png

splendid

actually cant i just run export

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/148cbe13-6a67-4a48-a492-3e216e45bdc7.png

[spare quartz]

yeah just chnage it to en_US

where possible

and try again

keep the encoding in there

[flint belfry]

oh its english thank fuclk

ok send me the server when ur ready

[spare quartz]

YO HAHVE IT

USE THE ZXIP I SENT YUO!!!

[flint belfry]

java just gave me the help output so im assuming its working

[flint belfry]

YOU SAID YOU HAD TO FIX SHIT THOIUGH

[spare quartz]

ばか

[flint belfry]

OK JUST

SEND IT AGAIN

[spare quartz]

omg

[flint belfry]

ILL DO IT IN A BIT

[flint belfry]

I CANT BE BOITHERED TO FIND IT

[spare quartz]

do you want it in tar or zip

[flint belfry]

IM WORKING ON A MACHINE THAT SPITS OUT PLASTICS INTO SHAPES

[flint belfry]

uhh

tar preferred

zip takes a long time for some reason

[flint belfry]

ok cool

@spare quartz

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/4b757cd0-e61c-46ff-8101-ce35048bbd98.png

am i stupidor

how do i run this

😭

[spare quartz]

just run ./sstp

[flint belfry]

uhh

ok

[spare quartz]

it'll probably give you an error about keystore though

[flint belfry]

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/64ff93af-a2ac-4af5-9cc6-02790aec1b97.png yeah i expected this to happen

whats the command to set the path

discord please

oh

[spare quartz]

export PATH="$PATH:<path>"

or

export JAVA_HOME="<apth>"

[flint belfry]

im going to put the java folder in /usr/bin/java for my sanity

[spare quartz]

What

[flint belfry]

i had it in /tun/serve

[spare quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-gif-5848418847127216186

[flint belfry]

OK WHERE ELSE

DO YOU WNAT ME TO PUT IT

THERES NO GOOD PLACE ON THE SYSTEM 😭

[spare quartz]

idk /home or something 😭

[flint belfry]

no /home has all the gcode files

for some reason

[spare quartz]

homeless

ughh fine whatever

[flint belfry]

no it sjust all the gcode gangsters overan it

whatever

export JAVA_HOME="/usr/bin/java/bin/"

will this work

[spare quartz]

sure

[flint belfry]

ok

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/082020ae-0ad4-41cd-842b-77222ec27d51.png ????

is it supposed to be the entire folder

or just bin??

i set it to bin

[spare quartz]

remove the ending /

[flint belfry]

ah

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/e74d1bec-dfc0-4177-b0df-e64eecf82103.png

[spare quartz]

okay just

drop the /bin part

[flint belfry]

just the entire folder then

ok

[spare quartz]

last

[flint belfry]

ummm

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/3e4d9f81-ef72-4e50-b175-aea62fd28e1e.png

[spare quartz]

you must specify the keystore's password

... you have a keystore, right?

[flint belfry]

um

[spare quartz]

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/42398344/how-to-create-keystore-and-truststore-using-self-signed-certificate

just follow this i guess

[flint belfry]

oh god i have to do tls and ssl shit???

😭

[spare quartz]

yes

[flint belfry]

ok give me a bit then

[spare quartz]

the sstp client will complain about the cert but you can add a flag to ignore it

[spare quartz]

really nice that it got to the network interface though

can you run it with -ni_list?

[flint belfry]

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/05ed0ab7-54e7-4bf9-b7ce-491a3de3e73d.png

[spare quartz]

neat

wlan0... it has wifi??

[flint belfry]

yes but we dont use it because it crapped out when we tried

so we just hardwired it

[spare quartz]

aww

[flint belfry]

HOWEVER

if you want

i could turn on wifi

[timid quartz]

But do it congestion control

[spare quartz]

its fine

[flint belfry]

but idk why you would wanrt me to

[spare quartz]

keep going

[flint belfry]

since hardwire faster

[flint belfry]

k

[spare quartz]

no because thats not needed for testing rn

[flint belfry]

ill do the ssl and tls shit later since ik thats going to be really fun and im working on my printer but ill do it in like 20 mins

[spare quartz]

also i restricted TCP packets to 200 bytes on the receiving end so

not needed

[flint belfry]

im going to be the only one on this thing 😭

ok well

me and my teacher

but thats it

it depends if she wants to use it or not

[timid quartz]

Me when I send a giant file really fast and rx can’t cope

[flint belfry]

idk if she cares that much about remote monitoring

[spare quartz]

aera i literally tested with downloading earlier 😭

200 bytes per packet isn't particularly great but it still handles thousands a second

it's fine

i dunno what the speed will look like on the printer thouogh

[spare quartz]

self signed keystores take 2 minutes at max to make

but take your time

and make sure you remember the passphrase you put on it

additionally the server WILL NOT run with authentication by default

add -pap_username=<name> -pap_passphrase=<passphrase> entries for user/pass auth

[flint belfry]

for you smh

lemme try

[flint belfry]

uhh

whats the username

[spare quartz]

it doesnt matter

[flint belfry]

ok

lets see if it has openssl

if it dosent i need to gen on my side

[spare quartz]

iirc JDK comes with its own tls/ssl, idk about keygen though

[flint belfry]

oh my god it has it

[spare quartz]

the keytool is used for making the .p12 files

[flint belfry]

what a shock

do i give it a fqdn

or just leave blank

[spare quartz]

yeah

your domain if its under one

[flint belfry]

uhhh

[spare quartz]

if not, use your name iirc

[flint belfry]

idk if my schools fqdn is Bre#########.org

or if thats just what appears for the internet adapter on the windows pcs

[flint belfry]

i cant leaveit blank?

[spare quartz]

i think you can

[flint belfry]

ill just leave it blank since i dont want that to fuck up anything

i can change it if it does

export password is the keystore password right

[spare quartz]

yeah

[flint belfry]

k

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/0500c8f8-050b-4edb-ad70-1bf8417e269d.png

fuck you mean???

[spare quartz]

oh wait is that the certificate

i dont think you need a password there

just the keystore

[flint belfry]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i already put it in

do i start over

[spare quartz]

it doesnt matter

keep going

[flint belfry]

ok

keytool not found

do i need to do this on my side

[spare quartz]

check the JDK you installed

its probably in bin

[flint belfry]

uhhh

yes

whats the destination keystore password

is it the one i used for export password

[spare quartz]

sure

[flint belfry]

ok

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/ea0c4170-ddf5-446d-afd5-a12dabd14810.png

im assuming that worked

[spare quartz]

wait

you just imported the keystore

you didnt need to do that

whatever just run the server with the p12 file

[flint belfry]

u,,

umm

im on step 5 of the overflow thing

do i stop??

[spare quartz]

do you have a p12 file

[flint belfry]

let me see

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/dc02b00d-637c-4d10-a196-15c49298ed25.png looks like it

[spare quartz]

yaeh you can stop

[flint belfry]

ok

how do i run it with the server

[spare quartz]

./sstp -keystore=<keystore file> -keystore_passphrase=<passphrase you used for it>

[flint belfry]

k

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/fde3c877-28a8-408e-b862-6e8ada77b977.png

is it working??

[spare quartz]

is that the entire output

[flint belfry]

yess

it just

printed those 3

[spare quartz]

well thats not normal

restart it

[flint belfry]

uhoh

pk

smae thing

those 3 lines then it stops

[spare quartz]

hm

i guess just give it a few moments?

or check its status with top?

[flint belfry]

uhhh

let me open another ssh session then

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/70f7e836-33e1-47de-84c9-bed5a6986bac.png

does any of this look intresting

[spare quartz]

search for java

[flint belfry]

ima be honest

how 💀

ive only used htop

and top a few times

[spare quartz]

idk just use your eyes and scroll

[flint belfry]

oh

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/ee44b683-5de6-4113-959e-7585d3ed29f8.png

java is like

in the abyss

all the way at the bottom

[spare quartz]

thats weird

i think its sleeping

can you try specifying like

no argumetns

[flint belfry]

its prob gonna give a keystore error but sure

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/3e148e5c-66a6-4492-ac16-0d13cd7c8ecc.png

[spare quartz]

try specifying JUST keystore passphrase

[flint belfry]

ok

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/183d4884-136e-4909-bf53-4dffb19b275a.png

[spare quartz]

hm

can you send the passphrase in my dms rq

[flint belfry]

@spare quartz https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/b79470be-40b1-420a-b4e7-7a5dc6ac5c71.png

hold on

[spare quartz]

tri again

[flint belfry]

ok it worked

WOAH

WAIT HOLD ON

[spare quartz]

?

[flint belfry]

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/d5368dd5-d776-47a1-97c1-20f38038e800.png

IS IT UP??

[spare quartz]

oh, try connecting to it with sstpc

sudo sstpc --log-level 400 --log-stderr <ADDRESS> --cert-warn noauth noccp noipv6 novj ipcp-max-configure 1 ipcp-restart 1 defaultroute

[flint belfry]

not that easy since i need to reverse ssh it

what port is it on

[spare quartz]

443

dummy

[flint belfry]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hold on

let me kill it and curl 443

i want to make sure whatever this printer is doing isnt using 443 already

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/1fbe4ce8-3d4f-4300-8576-517e509f97b4.png ok cool

ill reverse ssh it rq and see if i can connect

might take a sec

tcp correct

[spare quartz]

yes

[flint belfry]

cool

ok it should be being advertised by my reverse proxy on my localnet now

lets see if it works

for address what do i put

192.168.10.123:443 or just 192.168.10.123

[spare quartz]

the address of the printer

dont include the port

[flint belfry]

ok

actually

can i specify the port somehow because the port on my localnet is different than 443

[spare quartz]

sure

[flint belfry]

how to

[spare quartz]

idk

ty adding a :<number>

[flint belfry]

N0 WHAT IT WAS DOING SO WELL

[spare quartz]

?

[spare quartz]

tell me what the server status i

[flint belfry]

uh

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/aaf4da67-2a0a-4164-94dc-bc43abc82299.png

fucking dead

lol

[spare quartz]

uhhh yeah so

your printers local address is kinda

fucked up

[flint belfry]

elab

[spare quartz]

it means i need to come up with a better way of getting the ip

hold on

[flint belfry]

also idk if this matters but both sides have different ip classes

printer has the 10.0.0.0 business class ip

my localnet is 192.168.

[spare quartz]

that's not relevant here, since each side negociates a unique ip

i just gotta choose an ip you're hopefully not using

uhhhhhhmmm

@flint belfry

[flint belfry]

fym jar

[spare quartz]

update this file within <sstp folder>/lib/

[flint belfry]

oh

ok

[spare quartz]

IPAddressProtocolOption(
                                    inet4(192, 168, secureRandom.nextInt(), secureRandom.nextInt())
                                )

this'll cause confusion when referring to the printers self assigned ip rn

but it should let it boot

[flint belfry]

ok

its up

lets try to connect again

connected

[spare quartz]

try doing something thru ppp0

[flint belfry]

no error???

[spare quartz]

like pinging google

[flint belfry]

uhh

whats the command to specify net adapter on ping again

-i?

[flint belfry]

i

o

k

ummm

OH

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/ad6e4429-1758-4b81-b0ef-763e4291a241.png

[spare quartz]

check server console

[flint belfry]

oooooh uhh

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/f1ba3153-f85f-486f-a24f-f7b4196e90d9.mp4

it spits out an error every ping

[spare quartz]

thats not an error

thats the ping reply

[flint belfry]

oh

its red so i thought

💀

ok

uhhh

is -I the same thing for curl

i want to see if its the right ip

[spare quartz]

now try pinging something local to the printer but not accessible to you rq

i wanna see if that works

[flint belfry]

k

https://cdn.meemkade.com/u/bc73d03f-58a6-406d-b16e-0b2a4ae16d7b.png LOL NO WAY

ITS DOING IT

[spare quartz]

very nice

now i dont know how to set up curl to use a specific interface, but you can set up routing tables

[flint belfry]

uhhh

[spare quartz]

https://serverfault.com/questions/123553/how-to-set-the-preferred-network-interface-in-linux

[flint belfry]

well all i wanted to use for curl was just to curl ifconfig.me

to see what my ip was

if it returned 108... it was my home ip

204 is the schools

seeing that i can touch shit on the other network from my side though i think its working

[spare quartz]

you either have to disconnect eth0/wlan0/whatever you're using, or set up this to use ppp0

[flint belfry]

uhhh

if i set my thing to use ppp0 will it still use eth0 for WAN

since if i use exclusively ppp0 i wont have internet

[spare quartz]

depends

[flint belfry]

well i will

[spare quartz]

you can configure which ips correspond to which interface

[flint belfry]

but the sstp thing needs to go through a diff adaptr

[flint belfry]

actually i have an idea

i have an openwrt vm that i have connected to a physical ethernet port

i wonder if i can tell it to use ppp0 as a wan

and then i have a rj45 port to the sstbp server

actually i think im gonna try that

whats the pakcage name of the sstp client again

[spare quartz]

sstp-client

[flint belfry]

im rdped into my vm right now so i hope this dosent kill it

uhhh

what do i put for 192.168.1.2