💽Programming Chat v2

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IN THE BACKROOMS

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they're going to EAT you

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https://www.reddit.com/r/oneshot/s/NxWRPGkez3

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HI AERA

i just came back stop spying on me

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Hi AdaStorages

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and i just read the entirety of my first bayachao mangda,,,

(not the one being shipped)

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In English 👎

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no,..

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I’m jk I can barely read Japanese either

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Ok you used like google lens or smth

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yaeH :<

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I have installed windows 11 24h2

Spyware ❤️

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god having a dialup connection scuks

GOD

at least it beats the 1byte/second speed i had once

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found it

https://fixupx.com/BAYACHAO/status/1697581556364398656/

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odd

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question mark

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idk

wedding and magician and smth

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its just their commentary going to a wedding of their husband's sister

and them an aquarium afterwards

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I couldn't work out which direction to read it in anyways

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top-bottom right-to-left

simple

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I mean that's what I thought

cause that's how you'd normally read it

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were you reading the preview image or smth?

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yeah

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ah

thats the mosiac generated from fixupx so that probably goes like

page: left-right top-down
text: right-left top-down

ugh

i havent done any real programming today :<

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I haven’t done any real programming in a while :3

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aside from fixing parts of my tls lib and helping codev with an input idea i had

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GDjB46rasAA15x8?format=jpg&name=medium

get to work or else

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Can’t make me

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rabies

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What

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i will give you rabies.

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1264561654050586706/1335501501140959272/share_4219343149115493311.png?ex=67a10ef2&is=679fbd72&hm=b9566d44b259af7874648507d438a1e0147439a50e192e7a8345ee5bc94064f1&

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KYS

😭

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I shall continue to not do work

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but if you like rust so much..

why dont you write it more..

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Cuz

What to even write that's meaningful

awa

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umm

idk

pick a protocol you like

and writei t

thats what i do

augh

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wearing ehadphones for so long my ears hurt

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The Delete Ada Protocol

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no...

write a protocol someone ELSE made up

stupid

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Maybe I’ll finish my smtp thing

And spam your inbox

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:<<<<<

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addfafadafdfdafdas

hhhh h h hh h hh h hhhh

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H

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UGHHH WHATTT

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1694322779271925990

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HHH

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bros gonna start saying wwwww 💔

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kill

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aughgh my ears hurt

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my brain hurt

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crash a car into the highway

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but my car :|

I like my car

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you can always just get a new one...

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no

im broke

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umm

join the militar

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https://tenor.com/view/car-crash-cat-cat-meme-cats-car-gif-7418600842370782121

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nah

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rah*

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nah

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nyah

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bro thinks shes a mischevious kitsune

in reality you're just a housecat

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nmaybe......

im so bored im just watching a youtbue video and playing with magnets

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you should uh

have fun by

putting your hands on your keyboard and opening vs code

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and my codev just sent me this ..

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lmao

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☹️ ☹️ ☹️ ☹️

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ok now WORK

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so lazy..

i wanna readmore bayachao until i pass out

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me omw to flop dead

im so sleepy but my brain si asying no

[proud creek]

The eep

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i am also covered in power cables

and my bed is so fullo f candy ..

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Can I join

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no get back to work

crunch time

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死にたい。。。

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pls fix my ime

🙏

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what’s wrong with ur ime

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idk it just says its not ready

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Windows+Space and then LAlt+tilde

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うｍｍｆｓｆｓｄｓｄごきうぇろ

Aghhh GHうぁtえてぇ府ck

okay

thank you

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mhmmmm

どういたしまして

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hold on

let me try typing something

cohernet

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むり

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かながた

did that work

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Why did you call me a metal mold

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WHAT

😭

jisho says かたながた only applies to die...

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かながた

おおｐｓ

金型oh

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Yes

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so thats yhow you type in kaniji

cool

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A die

Like the noun

That you use for casting metal

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ohhhhhh

: <

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If you’re trying to tell me to die then you say 死んで

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じえる

消える？

okay this is weird to type in

あああああああああああああああ

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消える

Sure

You would say 消えて

消えて(ください)

Same for 死んで

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wemm

emm

how do i type in watashi.. .lets see..

私 ?

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Yes

私

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oh wow so it has quick lookup for some things

thats cool

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Yep

And it kinda learns from what you type too

To get back to just English use Win+Spc again

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wｱtsﾃｨsﾓﾃﾞｲｦﾝﾃﾞr

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Win+Spc is your IME cycle

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ohhh

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じゃ、おやすみ

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well at least i dont have to rely on clipboard anymore..

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oh oki

おやすみ

[lavish dove]

Eoah I know that one

私わ uhhhh okay I'm fucked

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What's oyasumi

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Abbreviation for goodnight

With that… I’m also tired…

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Goodnight

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But I said thatttt

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I did too smh

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:<<<<

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ok fun fact it's not わ it's は even though は is pronounced as わ in this case

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n'Succ

Weirdo!!!!

https://fixupx.com/liz_love_lace/status/1885765026406936719?s=46

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NOOOOO NOT VERILOG DONT SEND ME THERE

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;3

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Vivado being like 300 gigs full install will never not be funny to me

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Lovelace 👎

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Oh cmonnnn

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Just cause they share a name probably doesn’t mean anything

I’d be surprised if they even knew a keyword in Ada

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I KNOW ONE

Procedure

Ez

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unfortunately correct

💔

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Procedure 👎
void function 👍

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🤢

at least with procedures we don’t have to care about a return type……

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same thing with void

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nuh

in Ada all return types of a function must go somewhere

having a void variable is silly

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but void....does nothing...

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exactly….

I get what you’re saying but

That methodology isn’t applicable to Ada…

This use of @ may look a bit cryptic, but it's the best solution that was found. Unlike other languages (e.g., sum += x; in C), this approach lets you use @ an arbitrary number of times within the right hand side of an assignment statement.

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ieee 1164

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Nuh uh

https://fixupx.com/popbase/status/1886121911807365450?s=46

okay lets see

tdoay is an amogus symbol

月

foundi t

The following is reprinted with permission from ACM SIGSoft Software
Engineering Notes, Vol. 8 No. 1, Jan. 1983.

It was becoming embarrassing. The Department of Defense had been working
for some years on the development of the high-order language to program its
embedded computers, but the language still had no official name -- only
informal designations like DoD-1, which no one in the DoD High Order
Language Working Group favored because that implied a language specifically
for military purposes and might inhibit its use in universities and other
non-military spheres.

huh

so the first compiler in ada was written using SETL

interesting language

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月曜日

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is that the full form of monday

lets see

neat

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yes

月 is like the "mon" part

曜日 means "weekday"

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hmm

ようび

うううううううううううう

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yes

ようび

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ニャー

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i just got $200

shuold is pend it on 50 picos

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Spend it on that other thing

The hoodie

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oh but thats soooo expenive...

￥19,800

😭

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Oof yikes $130

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clothing is expensive :<

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does the hoodie cure cancer or something what hoodie on this planet costs $130 😭

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have you ever been shopping

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yes i have and ive never seen any hoodie that costs $130

not even like

dream merch costs that much

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130 seems reasonable for a good quality jacket/hoodie

I would pay that

In fact I did pay that

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idk it might be me because im european but

here shit is just so much cheaper

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Sorry we have 50% tariffs

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yeah

we're making enemies with everyone now

💯

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tbf

id imagine a bunch of that stuff is just cookiecutter

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geee ummmm uhhmm

i dont know how to read tis

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the last two are 魔法

まほう

magic

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i understood that

just not the first 3

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first is コピー（こぴい）

so copy

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this entire game is still a wip so

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second one is どでか but idfk what that means

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uhh

translate said it was "big"

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oh does it make you like

grow in size

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well

an item

but yeah

i have to pipe in every line of dialogue to translate to even have a hope of parsing it all 😭

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interesting that ど is written in hiragana but デカ is katakana

probably for emphasis but why not write it ALL in katakana

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shrug

this game is based on similar technology to the last, however

it is just raw electron

and that is beyond my capabilities...

okay so

google translate cant detect this line... gonna try something

ああああ okay so yeah those are as...

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yeah

あぁ

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what are you...

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ざ

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that's a hiragana not a katakana

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oh okay

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さ when typed has the little connecting thing, but when written the bottom stroke is separate

same for き

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okay and the last is ko

hmm

ざあああああああこ <<< i imagine this isnt aw ord

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Mm no

ざこ is but not that

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okay so

dialogue where theres just kana google doesnt seem to like

so i have to keep referring to wikipedia

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just learn kana smh

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i ammmm

kinda

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学んで！！

早く早く

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ｋｙｓ

okay but like

SOME of these

also have crazy kanji

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Yeah that happens

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there could be a character thats just a white cube and thats probably a kanji with how thick some are

wwwwoah

woooahhh

woahhh

woahhhhhhhh

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Something medicine

Seat medicine??

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it means suppository 😭

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That makes sense ig

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ITS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO LEARN

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Weird

Yeah it’s odd

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I mean

口

Square

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okay so i imagine the 薬 part means medicine

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Yes

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filled* white cube

wowie

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薬 is really funny because it’s 楽 + the radical for grass on top

Literally fun grass

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what does the isolated kaniji mean

the part before grass

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Fun

らく

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wow

probably has something to do with herbs 😭

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Fr

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It’s used in words like 楽しい

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Yooo right-ism magic???

And plushie magic

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right-ism??? 😭

translate said petrification

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OH I read that wrong

It looks similar to 右

But that’s 石

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トランプ魔術

㎜

５㎏

⑤

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SUN MADE AN ADA COMPILER

💪💪💪

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LAME

should have stuck to Java

Making an Ada compiler is why they went out of business

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rude.

aera

make me a bot made in rust

to get my bayachao art

🫵

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ughhh

a BOT

or

just a program

if it's a bot then you're hosting it

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either or i dont care

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smh

also rust or kotlin

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any language i dont caaareee,,

any language is GOOD if

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yeah u do

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it can download bayachao art

i love kokaku ❤️<33333333

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where does it download art from

twitter?

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yeah

or pixiv

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or pixiv

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or

skeb

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skeb

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OR

booth.pm

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oh my lord

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twitter is good enough im kiddnig

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how about I make it extensible

so you can add more sources as you think of them

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that sounds really nerdy

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well tough you're a nerd

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okay but

mrow

i need to run some tests

https://www.tumblr.com/cuddleslover1738/184699591561/a-redraw-for-bayachao-from-twitter-cuz-their-ocs

ALSO tumblr......

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ok yknow what im gonna do

im gonna make it extensible

im debating doing it in kotlin to make it easier for you to extend or rust to make you suffer

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hold on lemme give you bread experts group repo access 👍

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do you know my gh

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yes you follow me

idot

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todi

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okay lets see

how do i give you acces that wont destroy our ACTUAL projects

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I solemnly swear that I will not destroy your actual projects so help me God

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okay but they're all ada and kotlin

youll get brain worms one day

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nah

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yeah i duinno hwo to use the gh admin interface at all :Sob:

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I think what you do is

make a new repo

and grant me access just on that repo

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oh okay

what name do you want

and license/reame

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uhm

uhhhmmm

what do u think is a good name

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idk heres our repo namse if that helps

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ic.

fanart_scraper

underscore or hyphen idc

well maybe not fanart...

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too unprofessional

i'll just name it test_subject_pen

jk

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wow smh

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okay well

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artchiver

like archiver

but art

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too namey (we name our things directly)

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ugh

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if you want that can be its readme though

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image_scraper

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so ill just call it like

... ummm

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that's what it's doing!!!

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extensible_image_archiver

👍

is that okay

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ok that works

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description or none

also license ?

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uh license idk

mit

I'll handle description + readme

you can just make it empty

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okay let me give you acs

okay sent invite

https://github.com/Bread-Experts-Group/extensible_image_archiver

what even is all of this stuf ff..

:<<< this will be stained ...

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wtf is this

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ai bullcrap

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on home page

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ignore

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I KNOW IT IS

but like

wtf

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ughhh

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im kididing

i dont care waht lang you use again ...

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mhm right right right

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like

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B A S E D

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dont get cocky

they're also giant python fans

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ew

well

python is unfortunately the new shell script

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hopefully codev doesnt ask who you are

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you can say

"an idiot I met from quantum science"

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g 40329480qr-

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mmm

mmmmm

I will like

flip a coin

actually naw

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if you DO decide to write it in kotlin

ill; probably find a way to integrate it into our maven software when i actually have a reliable server to put it on

(the most powerful server me and codev have is a single rasp pi 3B+)

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lol

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we just write progarms :<

ill also need to write my own RTS for a new nano i get in teh future

cause the provided RTS is very minimal

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idk on the one hand ada is cool but also ada...
on the other hand kotlin is cool but rust better
on the third hand RUSTT but also I do a lot of rust maybe I should do smth different

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tbh if it's possible to put it behind CF, I have an actual server in my room at home lmao

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CF 💀💀💀

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I don't want my IP to be public ok 😭

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we'd probably need two servers, one for staging, the other for actually running stuff

cause like

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trust me I dislike CF too but

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i have a tendency to not like all those sysadmin programs... up to and including dns resolvers...

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me when I resolve your dns

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oh yeah if you were wondering there isn't an end goal for our organization or the repos within

aside from possibly just encapsulating every possible form of digital information possible

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mmm to rust or to something else

that is the question

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i got an ideae

why dont you write it in ummm

Effiel

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Effiel??

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https://www.eiffel.org/doc/eiffel/Learning_Eiffel

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Never heard of it

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Ehhh

Dislike

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this isnt tinder

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Swipe left

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mmmmm to rust or not to rust

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they spelled SPARK wrong

im gonna correcti t now.

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lame

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there

:3

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Mmm

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are you still indescisive

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Yes but school work

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this is why i only write in 2 langs

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fr

I think the question is

do I respect your org being free of rust

or do I dirty it

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again i dont careeeeeee

just pick something i can read it all anyawys

if i really wanted to be free of rust i wouldve made it a private repo but i dont like those

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I mean practically I only use Rust nowadays

there are a few things that aren't but those langs were chosen for different reasons

ig I've wanted to explore kotlin more which is why it's on the table

and ada is like...still interesting enough

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ugh

i DONT agree

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lmao

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actually

your http lib still doesn't support tls does it

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no because thats a separate lib im rewriting

tls is incredibly hard, do not attempt it

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ok well ada is off the table then

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I mean you just gotta handshake

the encryption algo(s) are already standardized

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it took me a week to do that

yes but understand we don't have cryptology just

built into our lang like js or python

you have to write everything to be cryptographically secure, because the Ada 2022 big numbers library isn't (timings vuln)

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mm so you had to implement the encryption algo

oh that's doubly rough

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and we also dont have a cryptologic random

so you have to get one of those or rely on an os-provided one

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well that puts ada off the table since https is probably going to be in use

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we still have a method of tls but it restricts you to using linux

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leenux

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adatls, which is a binding to LibreTLS iirc

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L for Lame

whatev

rust it is

your beautiful org shall be polluted

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nerd.

you rustlets have your stdlib so lucky 💔

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:3

I mean http isn't in the stdlib

im gonna pull in probably reqwest

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if we're being strict sockets aren't in the ada spec

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does http
looks inside socket
files

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yeah good luck using Stream_IO to open a connection 😭

the AFCB would like to talk with you

the ideal end goal for my tls package is to not use any library in the system so it can actually do ada things like running on something silly like a pico

but thats so much

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eugh

seems that scraping twitter directly is..not easy

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how did you find out

[timid quartz]

by seeing the output of curl https://x.com/BAYACHAO

   <!DOCTYPE html>
    <head>
      <title>x.com</title>
      <meta http-equiv="refresh" content="0; url = https://twitter.com/x/migrate?tok=7b2265223a222f424159414348414f222c2274223a313733383632343239317d685a057e06565bed4c774c0d4ce62cfb" />
      <meta charset="utf-8">
      <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=0,viewport-fit=cover">

      <link rel="preconnect" href="//abs.twimg.com">
      <link rel="dns-prefetch" href="//abs.twimg.com">
      <link rel="preconnect" href="//api.twitter.com">
      <link rel="dns-prefetch" href="//api.twitter.com">
      <link rel="preconnect" href="//api.x.com">
      <link rel="dns-prefetch" href="//api.x.com">
      <link rel="preconnect" href="//pbs.twimg.com">
      <link rel="dns-prefetch" href="//pbs.twimg.com">
      <link rel="preconnect" href="//t.co">
      <link rel="dns-prefetch" href="//t.co">
      <meta http-equiv="onion-location" content="https://twitter3e4tixl4xyajtrzo62zg5vztmjuricljdp2c5kshju4avyoid.onion/" />
      <meta property="fb:app_id" content="2231777543" />
      <meta content="X (formerly Twitter)" property="og:site_name" />
      <meta name="google-site-verification" content="600dQ0pZYsH2xOFt4hYmf5f5NpjCbWE_qk5Y04dErYM" />
      <meta name="facebook-domain-verification" content="x6sdcc8b5ju3bh8nbm59eswogvg6t1" />
      <meta name="mobile-web-app-capable" content="yes" />
      <meta name="apple-mobile-web-app-title" content="Twitter" />
      <meta name="apple-mobile-web-app-status-bar-style" content="white" />
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[spare quartz]

damn

[timid quartz]

so twitter api is basically a must

unless you basically mock a browser

https://vrtgs.github.io/thirtyfour/introduction.html

selenium bindings

[spare quartz]

shower time…..

[timid quartz]

bruh

you have to pay the twitter api to read tweets?

oh that's so cringe

[spare quartz]

Yup

I used to be able to read 2,000,000 a month

Before Elon bought it

And made my access cost $1K/month

[timid quartz]

ugh that's horrid

[spare quartz]

Be like Elon

[timid quartz]

gonna HAVE to use that thirtyfour thing now

[spare quartz]

Make the platform your right wing safe heaven… and totally destroy the company’s profitability

[timid quartz]

is twitter bayachao's primary platform

[spare quartz]

Ehhh

[timid quartz]

or is there a platform they post to more frequently

[spare quartz]

I think so

They have a bluesky account

[timid quartz]

is there more/less/about the same amount of art there

[spare quartz]

Probably less. Doesn’t matter. If you get something working rhats good

Do you want me to go get it

[timid quartz]

I mean I can prob find it

[timid quartz]

will probably also do this at some point too

if it's not the first thing I do

[spare quartz]

https://bsky.app/profile/bayachao.bsky.social

マム・マーマル爺 (@bayachao.bsky.social)

自由を尊重します。（なのでそっとしておいてください）

マム・マーマルと言います！

Bluesky

[timid quartz]

what about like pixiv or whatever else you mentioned

[spare quartz]

so like

I’m 99% sure pixiv… straight up has no api

But you’re free to check

[spare quartz]

also…warning…don’t scroll down

[timid quartz]

I saw that stuff on twitter too dw

[spare quartz]

welcome to Bayachao 👍

[timid quartz]

yeah...

ugHHH WHY DO ALL THESE WEBSITES USE EXCLUSIVELY JS

[spare quartz]

???

[timid quartz]

LIKE IF I CURL THEM

IT'S JUST EMPTY

[spare quartz]

Bluesky has to have an api tho

[timid quartz]

yeah pixiv has 0 api

[spare quartz]

I wonder if they have a fedi

[timid quartz]

bsky 100% has an api

[spare quartz]

That was a mistake looking up

[timid quartz]

LOL

Ugh anyways emulating a website was not what I had on my docket

[spare quartz]

Well

You can blame maga for that

Unfortunately

[timid quartz]

Fr

I wonder how the emulation is even done in selenium

[spare quartz]

Web driver stuff

[timid quartz]

Yeah but still

Doing that in rust would be cool

Rather than cheaping out by binding to Python

[spare quartz]

Hold on I’m currently laughing over a mistranslated wiki page

[timid quartz]

Show

[spare quartz]

(It’s referring to the wrong person, says, Bayaqiao, and calls them a He)

[timid quartz]

lol

[timid quartz]

Ughh selenium.dev lists Kotlin support but not rust

package dev.selenium.hello

import org.openqa.selenium.chrome.ChromeDriver

fun main() {
    val driver = ChromeDriver()

    driver.get("https://selenium.dev")

    driver.quit()
}

[spare quartz]

Okay

I think the person who wrote this page

Is Korean, and translated this to English

Cause it is all wrong

Mhm..

[spare quartz]

mmm

i want sticekrsss

[timid quartz]

I want a break

[spare quartz]

neeeeeed

im watching squid game 2 rn

[timid quartz]

lol the bottom right was so hard to write

the last two kanji especially

cause it uses the more like.....literary(?) style of writing kanji

[spare quartz]

were you translating them

[timid quartz]

yeah lmao

[spare quartz]

what were they

[timid quartz]

I knew top left and bottom left

the rest I had to find

[spare quartz]

(and center top i presume...)

ughhhh

so boreddd... ever since i fried my pico all it does is act as a bus bar for USB

i guess its still useful

[timid quartz]

from left-right, top-bottom
"I can't wait!"
"Ok" (idk what だも means not even jisho really had anything)
"Yeah/that's right" (in kansai dialect)
"Good work" (this is kind of a set phrase that has meaning based on context)
"REPENT!!"
"Evil spirit begone" (it's kinda "evil spirit fleeing" literally but if you apply some ✨translation✨ to it I think that's kinda what it's meant to mean)

[spare quartz]

hm

let me just cross reference something

[timid quartz]

I mean it fits for the characters

[spare quartz]

how do you-

oh. right

you pirated with my internet

[timid quartz]

:3

[spare quartz]

heres the oxford def for the top center

jisho is only saying even so, a bit confusing...

it'd make sense though, i guess

[timid quartz]

yeah that's what im saying

悔い改めるのだ！！！！

[spare quartz]

okay furry

[timid quartz]

いざなりのやつ。。。。

[spare quartz]

i cant read japanese!!!!!

(yappanese coming frrom you)

[timid quartz]

it's one of the things that the ninetailed fox thing says

kohaku

[spare quartz]

ou

[timid quartz]

it's like

[spare quartz]

overheating

[timid quartz]

やつ is kind of an impolite way to reference someone

so if you wanna translate it

it's like "that damn izanari...."

[spare quartz]

wanna know a tiny spoiler

so you know how you cant leave the city

[timid quartz]

I figured you'd be able to at some point

[spare quartz]

hah

no

[timid quartz]

blah blah blah catch evil spirits blah blah blah do good

oh really

[spare quartz]

even after beating the game(+1)

[timid quartz]

damn

[spare quartz]

kohaku never asks the actual like hooded guy to set them free 😭

so yknowwwww

[timid quartz]

I figured the guy would just come around at the end and be like

"ur better now be free"

[spare quartz]

naw bros an ass 👍

[timid quartz]

yipee

[spare quartz]

i think his name was like, gennou or something

[timid quartz]

yeah that sounds right

[spare quartz]

bros a master emoji

😋

[timid quartz]

WHAT

[spare quartz]

WHA-

ohhhh right

spoilers!

[timid quartz]

dam

idrc

[spare quartz]

finish the game stupid

anyways

2 people dead already 2 episodes in squid game 2

three 2s impressive

[timid quartz]

crazy

[timid quartz]

if ur server is still alive I'll play when I got time

[spare quartz]

just ask me whenever and i can turn it on

or i can turn it on and transmit the zip to y-

right

save data

[rustic vine]

beam it using 6ghz

nvm that only goes 1mm before dying

[spare quartz]

i have a 6ghz card/router so that'll work fine in my house

in the end itll be transmitted at like

1 THz+ 😭

i love fiber

[timid quartz]

ever heard of magic wormhole

[spare quartz]

my server is faster

[timid quartz]

but is it p2p

[spare quartz]

yes

[timid quartz]

..........

yeah

right ok

[spare quartz]

😭

[timid quartz]

anyways https://github.com/magic-wormhole/magic-wormhole

[spare quartz]

bro forgot my computer is DMZ'd straight to the internet

[timid quartz]

this is a neat project

[spare quartz]

im a tiny bit iffy

since, p2p isn't exactly a "real" thing

and at the end of the day all you're doing is just another TCP wrapper

[timid quartz]

I mean yeah

p2p is ad-hoc though

[spare quartz]

shrug

[timid quartz]

between "end computer" to "end computer"

[spare quartz]

in practice you'll still need some form of mediation between the two

certain things can facilitate true p2p but

its either hacky or localized

fuck i hastre allergies

why must i be allergic to cats

[timid quartz]

yeah ture

that's why like bittorrent has the tracker

(man I wanna write a bittorrent impl)

and why magic-wormhole has the uh

mailbox and relay

[spare quartz]

i think torrentings a neat idea

wonder if theres a way to add "backing" to it though

[timid quartz]

wdym backing

[spare quartz]

with more sparse torrents you'll usually just only have leechers

or a very few amount of seeders

just wish there was a way to provide a list of "authoritative" servers along with the torrent you can use as consistent seeders

[timid quartz]

Mmmm I see

Idk how nicely that’d play with the choking but

[spare quartz]

it's just an idea i wish i had for the very few times i did torrent

sometimes its great and other times its slower than as if someone were literally writing the bytes to me in paper

[timid quartz]

lol

I’ll send the file by carrier pigeon next time

[spare quartz]

unironically i'm sure if you sent a package of those 1.5TB SD cards over a pigeon

you'd have crazy speed

[timid quartz]

lmao yeah if you average it

[spare quartz]

(one could say amortized... NERD)

[timid quartz]

Sure it took 3 days but I got 100TB

[spare quartz]

one thing sd cards haven't been improving at are the write/read speeds though iirc

they're super great and portable, just still snail speed compared to a good hdd

[timid quartz]

myeah

[timid quartz]

I also had a funny but probably impractical idea

for a transport protocol

where you like

just chuck everything over to the other end

and the other end responds with what they missed

[spare quartz]

hmm

[timid quartz]

and you keep doing that until everything got delivered

[spare quartz]

that kinda sounds like a weird mix between TCP/UDP

send 512 blocks for example, each with their own hash

[timid quartz]

yeah it is lmao

[spare quartz]

compute the wrong hashes

retransmit

[timid quartz]

it's not really practical but

it's funny

[spare quartz]

maybe it could be

just depends on line conditions

oh yeah p.s.

i infected someone with the bayachao sickness

screenshot from their pc

[timid quartz]

Dear heavens

Must sleep

[spare quartz]

mrrp

[timid quartz]

Can’t sleep

[spare quartz]

kirakira shita kimi ga daisuki desu
chirachira miteru dake de seiippai desu
fuwafuwa tsukamenai pojitibu o

[timid quartz]

@spare quartz why do I feel like you'd like vhdl

[timid quartz]

oh wow there is vhdl syntax highlighting

signal SignalName : std_logic_vector(7 downto 0);

neato

[lyric mesa]

no luau yet

[rustic vine]

There really is. Kinda. The lib that discord uses has had luau for a long while but discord hasn't bumped the version they use in forever iirc

[timid quartz]

I mean there is lua

[lyric mesa]

is not luau though,,,

[spare quartz]

?

Hmmm

Maybe

[spare quartz]

owww fuck

i hate waking uip where my arm joint feels like it still had an IV linei n

[spare quartz]

hmm

how to encode this well..

[full berry]

does anyone have a good vpn reccomendation

[spare quartz]

anyways the only one i really know about is mullvad or whatever

okay i figrued it out

[full berry]

@spare quartz you'd probably know this but how do you like
issue certificates

specifically things like

https://cdn.astrohweston.xyz/u/0d5a76a6-abfa-4a14-aa60-7d6110bea9bb.png

[spare quartz]

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/9634160/what-tools-can-i-use-to-generate-x-509-certificates

"huh. i sure wonder why my range code isnt working"

[full berry]

can i self sign for like
email verification (the checkmark, not tls)

[spare quartz]

i dunno

if you have an applicable cert for a domain that serves email use that

[full berry]

wdym cert for a domain

like ssl cert, or the x.509

[spare quartz]

an ssl cert is x.509

[full berry]

oh br

[spare quartz]

okay it was cause i was looping infinitely trying to read a chunk of size -1

[rustic vine]

Wireguard

[spare quartz]

whats interesting is that firefox doesnt appear to handle Range correctly

but chrome does..

[spare quartz]

average discussion in #1267583072728121384

[proud creek]

TRUE

[spare quartz]

https://fixupx.com/LukasHozda/status/1886704734947414201

[spare quartz]

learned 火

[proud creek]

Fire

[spare quartz]

(also an abbreviation for tuesday)

I FIXED RANGING

finally

[spare quartz]

call me garfield

but

this lasanga is amazing

[proud creek]

Hi Garfield

[spare quartz]

omg another person

after like umm

4 hours

guys

i got the full new spongebob movie

http://107.132.83.172:7777/1zktn5Xn2h8u7RlH.mp4

[proud creek]

no way

[spare quartz]

46.25

need to do future optimization on the web server in the future so it doesnt contain files in memory

[spare quartz]

might look into mmap

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1886579916088471639

[spare quartz]

@timid quartz unfortunately

gonna have to use a rust thing in my code...

(specifically an option-like thing from an HTTP function that either returns the parsed values or a prepared HTTP server error message)

[spare quartz]

https://github.com/astral-sh/uv/blob/main/Cargo.toml

so many dependencies..

[lyric mesa]

which do you people prefer to do

[spare quartz]

i just use content for anything with rbxassetid

if you need a url you can use the obejct

[lyric mesa]

well there is also Content.fromUri

[spare quartz]

nono

url from the object itself

[lyric mesa]

oh

i quite like this

qserf vhs overlay

[spare quartz]

neart

neat

very simple caching

[rustic vine]

I'm here to shill vide because I think it has much much cleaner syntax compared to fusion (especially no need to deal with scopes yourself so your code ends up being significantly less verbose)

local create = vide.create

return create "ScreenGui" {
    create "Frame" {
        AnchorPoint = Vector2.new(0.5, 0.5),
        Position = UDim2.fromScale(0.5, 0.5),
        Size = UDim2.fromScale(0.4, 0.7),

        create "TextLabel" {
            Text = "hi"
        },

        create "TextLabel" {
            Text = "bye"
        },

        create "TextButton" {
            Text = "click me",

            Activated = function()
                print "clicked!"
            end
        }
    }
}

[full berry]

i need

a god honest opinion of everyone here

on this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51483Xbgcl0

the moment the thing restores i am joining one of those games just to intentionally get banned because a group that i work for which most of you know wants to implement this and it is utter idiocy

[snow oak]

It pmo so much

It’s AI

There’s no real way to find that out

[full berry]

pmo?

and yes its ass please help me

[snow oak]

Pisses me off

[full berry]

yeag

exactly

[pastel tinsel]

A certain person in LI wanted to use it

too

[full berry]

dude

[pastel tinsel]

I went against it

[full berry]

NO SHIT

like it's

such a privacy and tos violation

i cant even begin to explain

[pastel tinsel]

Yeah

[full berry]

but people in general are

dense

[full berry]

let's submit a complaint to the IANA

[pastel tinsel]

ultimate trolling

[full berry]

i can already guess who it is

and a certain PERSON in a certain GROUP wants to use it too

@pastel tinsel I THINK I FOUND HIS SERVER IP

LMAO

oh this is programming chat

nmap time

[pastel tinsel]

crazy

[timid quartz]

it's stupid

you want a real ban reason from this?

[full berry]

THATS WHAT IM SAYINGG

that's actually fucking delirious

[timid quartz]

wait

wrong one

https://www.roblox.com/users/9657363x/profile Mentioning that they "don't play this game anymore, but I will be online." Indicating they were once active on Condo games, and must of migrated to ERP.

that

like wtf???

[full berry]

dude

[timid quartz]

I'm sure there are plenty of legit accounts that need to be banned

but there are also so many like this

[full berry]

no no aera i love when he says "all 80k accounts were checked by real humans"

[timid quartz]

there are others that are like "friend with known furry account" or whatever

[pastel tinsel]

bro what

[full berry]

no doubt yeah

[pastel tinsel]

Or like has disc in bio

like what

[full berry]

ok guys being a furry is a fettish now

and you're all banned

like for fucks sake man

also @timid quartz ben and i discussed already but isnt this literally a major privacy violation??

[timid quartz]

yeah dude fr

[full berry]

scraping data from discord and roblox and storing it in a database

[pastel tinsel]

MONGO HAS TO BE SPYING ON MR ASTRO

[full berry]

LMFAO WHAT

[timid quartz]

mmmm I mean if it's from public places and servers then not really....

[pastel tinsel]

Why did it put mr

thanks auto correct

[timid quartz]

mongodb 👎

who thought document stores were a good idea

[full berry]

LITERALLYYYY

[full berry]

i don't think discord servers are public places especially because like
you need bot accounts to scrape discord data and botting accounts is against discord tos

afaik

[timid quartz]

Discord servers can be public

[full berry]

well define public

[timid quartz]

Like this place is public because the invite is easily accessible

[full berry]

like discovery on?

ah ic