#Apollo SCOOP-1: We Solved the #2 Problem in Smart Homes

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silver nebula
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We've been working on this one in secret for months. Meet the SCOOP-1: an ESPHome-powered, fully autonomous poop scooper with 24GHz mmWave deposit detection radar, multi-target tracking (up to 3 deposits simultaneously), and a capacitive freshness sensor with VOC-assisted age estimation.

Features include:

  • Home Assistant "Yard Health" dashboard with historical poop heat map
  • GPS + BLE autonomous navigation - no cloud, your poop data stays LOCAL
  • UV-C sterilization after every collection
  • Victory jingle via piezo buzzer after each successful retrieval
  • Compatible with all dog sizes. Cat mode coming Q3.

$149.99 - biodegradable collection bags sold separately. Pre-order live NOW at apolloautomation.com/products/scoop-1

Your yard. Your data. Your dog's business - handled locally.

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Happy April Fools' Day from Apollo Automation!

stone trellis
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Epic sense of humor!

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The #2 problem. Bwahahahahaha.

ruby aurora
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I'm requesting that not only is this made into a real product but also

  • it needs to be waterproof to run during wet weather and be easily rinsed off
  • it needs to be able to scan poop for issues to send to my vet
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These are very serious requests.