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Quick google search found a news story from 2016 where the consumer ombudsman decided that a 159€ phone should have worked for more than 2½ years
they already include "wearing electronics", so for batteries its minimum 6 months or sth
'legal guarantee period'
There's also the concept of consumer rights. This is where it varies, the UK will hear cases up to 5 years.
But warranties are clear cut. 2 years.
Sure... the European Union website: https://europa.eu/youreurope/citizens/consumers/shopping/guarantees-returns/faq/index_en.htm#:~:text=Under EU law%2C within the,This includes any shipping costs.&text=In this case%2C you may,agrees that it was defective.
FAQs - When does the two-year legal guarantee start? Can I ask for a refund? Can I get the item repaired or replaced? Can I cancel my plane, train or concert tickets? Who pays for shipping costs if I need to return faulty goods? What about buying goods via an on-line auction: ...
Doesn't get much more authoritative than that 😉
After 6 months, you can still hold the seller responsible for any defects up to the end of the two-year guarantee period. However, the seller can ask you to prove that the defect existed when your goods were delivered. This is often difficult, and you will may have to involve a technical expert.
Realistically, they'll never contest it.
I wouldn't be so sure
There's also the expectation that modern goods last well more than 2 years, else they simply weren't well-made.
For something to develop a defect inside 2 years suggests the manufacturing was subpar.
Including hard drives too
But legally they can fight you for it so it's not guaranteed by law then
Anecdotally, I've never had a seller refuse a repair/return inside the warranty period.
Well most often you get the same length of warranty from the manufacturer anyway so it's pretty clear
But I would expect it to become an issue in some cases
And that's where it sometimes gets tricky... if the seller and manufacturer offer different terms.
I've heard of people being passed around between seller and manufacturer to find a resolution.
Yeah happens a lot
You'll hear about it a lot. Always do with negative stuff.
What you don't hear are all the millions of easy returns.
Oh sure, I'm not saying that the system is broken or anything like that
But it can be confusing in some cases
But yeah... this is why I said use a chargeback. UK law (and I guess EU law) is pretty handy... if you tell your credit card issuer to open a dispute with the seller, it's between them two now.
Technically, your credit card issuer was the one that bought the goods. Their problem.
Honestly everything I have bought recently has worked so well that I've stopped caring about all that really
Unless it comes defected which sometimes still happens
Yeah, I haven't had a dispute with a seller about goods within 5 years since.... Ever
Because the good ones care about their reputation more than they do about a small payout.
They stand to lose way more from bad publicity.
@wild grove Tekton Lores
ok cool, ill have to look them up
Gorgeous speaker, great sound
You should 📎 it up
ive seen pipedreams with lots of tweeters but woogh
is that corrugated metal acting as a diffuser, or did you rob a chipotle? wouldnt it ring a lot?
hahahah
It's a light fixture, actually
Probably the most successful piece I've made in here
And it was like 2 hours work
am I the only one triggered by the placement of the woofer above the tweeter?
Supposedly helps with time sync
all depends on the room
not sure I get it but okay
Yeah, me neither. But these were all the rage among audiophiles like 7 years ago, so 🤷
his loudspeaker should be full frequency so the sub xover should be set low enough that it has no particular source to the listener.
I'm just like "they make noise be good in my ear places"
ear holes is the technical term
Yep
I don't mean the subwoofer, I mean the woofer on the speaker
It's suboptimal anyway to have multiple sound sources
ah, yeah thats odd - dont see that a lot
I'm sure you can come up with reasons for it, but it looks weird when you're used to it being the other way around
it makes them top heavy so they fall on kids and pets easier?
highs, mids and lows @orchid rose not really suboptimal there
you'll have combing (right term?) no matter what if you have more than one speaker
Luckily, I'm relatively new to this "giving a shit" about speakers thing so to me it's just ear gravy
different woofers produce different frequencies and some of which are reserved for towers and sound better.....a real sub is meant for those lower frequencies like 90hz and below
@vital fjord same here i just bought a bunch of Klipsch speakers when Frys has their weekly 50% off sale lol
tower speakers are hands down the best purchase for audio
i was shocked at how much of a difference it provided
Yeah, I almost went Klipsch for my center
But then I bought into all the timbre hype
do you got an atmos setup?
Here's the creator of the Tektons talking about the speakers, if anyone cares: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-tLe3rbPyQ
decent speakers properly placed in room is an awesome.
Not sure if he goes into the design of subs on top
i would strongly recommend you look at room treatments
do you got an atmos setup?
@shy comet Yep!
Does the pothos not ruin the acoustics?#
- room dimensions, 2) room treatments, 3) speaker placement are the order I would prioritize the things for a good sounding setup. then you can worry about things like eq to correct the first 3 things then gear is after that
Currently only a 5.1.2, but once the Denon that gives me 4 ceiling speakers drops in price I'll upgrade
@wild grove the nice part about 3d audio is part 3 isnt important anymore
because it moves from channel based audio to object based
true, my comment was more for 2 channel listening
ooh ok
i would strongly recommend you look at room treatments
@wild grove Yeah, I'll definitely be looking into that. My space is just one big lofted rectangle
@vital fjord same here 5.1.2
With cement floors
ceiling speakers are directly above listening position so I set them to Top Middle
Yep
i've wired for 7.2.4 does that count? 🙂
Mine are a few degrees forward of center
DAMN
i was lucky the house i moved into had ceiling speakers taht were meant to be surround but the room was odd like that so i converted it
oh nice
lolol
My epeen is too smol here with my 5.1 lol
I'm about to go back down to 2.0...
yessssssss
I don't do any serious listening. I'm just replacing a 16 year old surround sound set with a pair of proper bookshelf speakers for my PC.
Oh. Each speaker in my 5.1.2 is a soundbar, actually
i love the feeling when listening to music and you have to double check the center is in fact not producing sound.
Including sub
so with a virtual sound system that's 5+1+2 * 7.1 = 64 channel, nice
my wife loves me and allowed me to get a 15" woofer lol
you mean a speaker right
I just walk around the house with a 5 year old UE Megaboom that I bought refurbished for $60
i love the fact that she can hear the sub as she pulls into the driveway
Yess
hahah YUP
Hearing is just feeling with your ears 
actual lol
for room treatments check out gik accoustics and realtraps . or if you diy there's a ton out there.
assuming US
both produce a ton of good content for research too
check em out, they do prints and stuff too
Are room treatments like window treatments?
I literally don't have rooms here, so everything in the space is visible
i bet it sounds amzing
Is that yours?
lol no, it's from GIK Acoustics website
Who leaves piles of books on the floor? 🤔
Hahah
hahah
I don't have a house 🤔
Looks nice anyway
Okay good. Now I can be judgey about the lighting
Most people wouldn't have that in their home but it probably sounds pretty good
that looks like a studio
I don't have a house 🤔
Quick! Someone buy a nabucasa subscription so balloob can eat!
Buying food from all the conference ticket sales
Nice plug
that reminds me i need to get my ticket
my biggest issue is that the room is not symmetrical. Makes it sound like crap whatever I do so I just gave up
ok nevermind, not attending. i can't tab between fields on the register a login form
lol
I even have a hopin account now. Literally just finished another conference using it 😄
Reverse Engineering a 433MHz RF Protocol < fun!
It there a way to view the schedule as tracks?
@orchid rose simple solution
headphones
Sound great in every room!
Oh boy. Here we go.
Can that link be pinned over in #763741683023216680 too? 🙂
tru, but I don't know why it just isn't the same for movies etc
Headphones and a subwoofer? 😂
@orchid rose treatments can help address lack of symmetry
@deft pewter it's in the topic there. Both Hopin and the official landing page should contain the schedule, it's being worked on
Not by my obv, I am in #the-water-cooler
I saw the link to the conference itself. I meant a link directly to the schedule.
paperclip, the issue is the reflections are lopsided and there's no easy way to fix that
But if it's being worked on still, that's cool
if you can tame the first reflection points i would hope it would help a good bit
Caught this monster on my camera last night. Anyone got any ideas?
cat
lol
Has some evil eyes
Hamburglar
Definitely a waffle iron
racoon
Looks like @last cedar
but not a Belgian waffle iron, just a regular
its @last cedar
He was quicc
Oh, definitely not a belgian.
i caved and used the mouse to switch between fields - Event starting in 4 weeks 2 days - woot woot
"those are are balls"
LOL
I'm imagining that spoken in TTS
[Those are the.... beep boop whirr zip... balls.]
you do image to speak now?
Ha. Oh that would be very bad idea.
Ice Cream.
🤦♂️
Hey... at least I didn't pick the aubergine gif.
lol, very true. I bow to your good taste
thanks for the money @wild grove
Wait @wild grove is giving away money? I'll take some pls
Hey now...
HEY EVERYONE
I think I can deduct the conference on my taxes as a charity
wew $1
Well and airfare and hotel
Home Assistance is so cooooool!
Reddit - The bacon capital of the world - Has your bacon dryer
This is what was used to set it up - https://github.com/ollo69/ha-smartthinq-sensors?fbclid=IwAR3L4LeMTLhanTDKbrpMD6btr_xnOt2V26-rmcYyLG-EL-VY0h5USyEIgY4
Look for Really, really neat custom card for dryer and washer
love that data, type of thing being washed, cycle, and time remaining .
i used a vibration sensor on the dryer to know when its done :/
I tend to leave clothes in the wash for too long after it's done, so I set up a reminder. If the washer completes, but the dryer hasn't started for an hour, my alexia devices will let me know. After 1.5 hours, I get an email.
When we bought our smart washer/dryer we never expected to actually do anything with the smart stuff, lol.
i like your logic on the dyer done notification
Here is the node-red diagram if you were curious.
Got my HA branded tag reader in the mail today! 🎉
@wild grove I gave up on vibration sensors, too unreliable. A smart-plug with power monitoring is rock-solid
Or, if you're dealing with a 240v dryer, a temperature sensor stuck to the back, directly above the dryer hose outlet.
Ah, that's a clever solution if a smart plug isn't an option
I use that solution on my dishwasher. Temperature sensor stuck to it directly above the steam vent
When it vents steam, the sensor maxes out. Dishes are done!
@subtle pasture vibration has been rock solid (ha) for me
i built one with an old rpi 1 i had sitting around and a sw420 or 240 or something like that
Dishes are done is such a critical notification in case u forget if you did them or not
I tried everything to get vibration sensors to read reliably... too many false positives
thats where notification history is important ahha
Nope, you're required to get rid of the vibration sensor @wild grove
Smart plug or temp sensor only
Even someone unloading the laundry could cause enough vibration events to read as "running" again
And there was no good way to filter that out
you have to go by timing with vibration and power meters
Nah, smart plug was easier 😛
i hacked up a python script i found online. if i recall it ha some hold done stuff so i dont get start/stops w/ random vibrations
My washer never goes to 0 unless I turn the nob on the front to "off"
my dishwasher does that multiple times in a cycle
yea thats the thing you have to monitor the appliances behavior LOL
or that lg thing someone just linked direct api integration
Wasn't hard, honestly... not anywhere near as problematic as a vibration sensor...
ye for sure
all i do is increase the for by a minute if a certain cycle behaves differently
Like, i literally tried for weeks to get reliable laundry notifications out of vibration sensors. It never worked well enough to depend on it.
Especially because the balance of each individual load could result in more or fewer vibration events being detected.
i think they worked well on the really old models that would shake the house lol
Some loads barely triggered the sensors, others were constant events.
like the top load washers
My washing machine only shakes violently when I put too many body parts in.
lol
damn i hated top load washers LOL
Love my top loader
No vibration issues unless I overload the washer with bulky stuff and even then it's not a guarantee
I actually miss top loaders...
You could open them mid-cycle without flooding the room >_>
Front loaders lock, and have to be drained, if you need to open them for any reason
speedqueen if in the us
the last washer we bought new was specifically a HE toploader, it didn't have an agitator, which was wild, but it worked fine.
because screw everythign about moldy smelling front loading washers
You could open them mid-cycle without flooding the room >_>
lol my washer locks the door until the water is drained 😛
lol, yeah, gotta leave the door open on a front-loader to let it air out between loads
we sold that one with the house and our new place came with ancient washer and dryer that work way better than brand new HE ones - and our electricity and water are cheap af in quebec... so we're just going to stick with them until they die a horrible death
@shy comet The number of times I've realized something slipped into a load that shouldn't have, just as second after the door locks, is too damn high...
yea ive had to run to the garage at the request of the wife one too many times
i actually account for washer or dryer running for the "done" notification too so i dont waste my time making the trip
no point in going out to the washer if the dryer is still running or vice versa
Yeah, I only notify that "the laundry has finished" if the washer and dryer are both not in the "running" state
There's also a cooldown on the automation so it won't alert twice if the machines finish within 5 minutes of one another
https://github.com/dshokouhi/Home-AssistantConfig/blob/master/automations.yaml#L350 i decided to make use of emojis in notifications for the fun aspect so it worked well here lol
Hah, just be warned, those notifications won't display correctly on all platforms...
Android and iOS treat notifications very differently
no mention of emoji there lol
there is an issue with using emoji in your device name https://companion.home-assistant.io/docs/troubleshooting/errors/#response-status-code-was-unacceptable-400
some emojis render correctly, some don't. there was one particular website i believe Ludeeus told me where every emoji just worked for me
ah i can see that
differnet platforms support different emoji
there like some uniformity but not a lot
this and there's also different codes for (the same) emojis
yup
i love that we just had a 20m conversation about laundry
hahaahha
have front loader. love the front loading, hate fighting the moldy seal
do you face your front loaders together so the washer can vomit the clothes in to the dryer?
hahahaah
that would be amazing
really they need front load, rear unload
or put it on top and it could just drop it in
I'm intrigued by the combo washer/dryer units I've seen, but i've heard they aren't very good yet
front loader and dryer combo 
@wild grove My fault. I have a propensity for offering alternatives to vibration sensors, after all the problems they gave me :x
need an all in one unit....top is washer and once done it dumps to the bottom to dry
bonus points if it folds the clothes for you 😛
So far, the best use I've found for vibration sensors is sticking them to beds to aid in occupancy detection
automated clothes folder for the win
i honestly expected issues and have been pleasantly surprised how stable it has been.
HA stability is amazing
slams door to dryer and sets laundry basket down on top
9 vibration events detected!!!"
This issue I'd have constantly ^
But I couldn't just ignore that number of vibration events over that span of time, because then it'd falsely read the machine as not running all the damn time
There was never a happy median
Clamp meter on the phase going to the dryer socket is probably the most elegant.
I think someone did a thermometer on the hoze of a vented dryer?
Wouldn't work for a condensing dryer though.
ive got an LG washer and dryer but not the smart version
i'd love to pull the info into HA but i want more detail than just "running" or "off"
Yeah that would actually be nice tbh
Imagine a hacker getting control of your dryer and drying your clothes
id like to pull in info like time remaining and what cycle its on
Imagine a hacker getting control of your dryer and drying your clothes
@last cedar
or worse, not drying them
or for the washer, is it washing/rinsing/spinning/etc
I would only personally be interested in knowing when the dryer was finished. And dishwasher and washing machine.
use a wifi motion sensor 😉
@last cedar I got lucky and have a 120v dryer, so a standard 16a Sonoff smart plug did the trick 😛
But I understand why people would want to calculate power consumption, etc
Fixed it already. Darn tab-complete >_>
They are normally 240V right, in the states?
240v if they're all-electric, 120v if the heating element runs on natural gas
so my bluetooth homekit devices are getting thread support in the next month or so
Aha! TIL. Thanks!
The plumbing for the dryer is kinda nuts. Requires 120v, gas, and water...
Because it has a steam setting, so it needs its own water
We have 230 or 415 here. Unless you are something big
The only other appliance I've encountered that needed all 3 was an espresso machine
That sounds unnecessarily complicated tbh
Cheaper than using electricity to generate heat... like, a lot cheaper.
We don't have a dryer atm. Not on the top of my list of stuff to buy either tbh :)
Yeah, if you can get it to where you need it, gas isn't super expensive
Make use of what you have :)
Smart appliances certainly open up a lot of home integration possibilities
Will be interesting where the technology goes
do you face your front loaders together so the washer can vomit the clothes in to the dryer?
rofl!
I actually hadn't seen this before. The last few minutes of the dryer has it's own status. Neat!
Gaa dryers 🤢
GAA
Why? Gas is efficient and cheap.
Do I need to find the Technology Connections video?
Is that the one with the cable guy and step sister?
https://youtu.be/lBVvnDfW2Xo It's this guy. Highly recommend. This is also topical because he has another great video discussing how 240v is a totally normal thing in American homes despite the misnomer that we only have 120v
Let's not get too heated, this is after an inflammable subject. Frankly it's exhausting, but we gotta do it. We gotta explain how furnaces work! And soon, we'll talk about what will replace them. I'll try to remember to put a link here when that time comes!
Links!
Technology ...
Oh. Wrong kind of tech connection.
Gas 🤢
Gas is efficient... way more.
Well that's fine for Norway... the rest of the world are still catching up.
Or going backwards, as the case may be...
Speak for yourself
California is moving away from nuclear power, which is a bad move IMHO
Yeah, nuclear and renewables are the way forward. Kinda lame to go backwards.
I didn't realise until recently that most of the UK's nuclear plants go out of commission around 2035... we're going to struggle to get more online in time.
We could cover all of our energy needs, for the entire state, and stop importing power... with the addition of 3 modern nuclear plants
But instead we're going to invest 10x the money into solar and energy storage facilities :/
Doesn't make any sense to me, personally
Solar's good... and I get why some people don't like the scary nuclear stuff.
We shut down our only nuclear power plant last year, never produced power, we used it to irradiate some medical stuff
Should do it the Norwegian way instead though. Brown cheese furnaces.
Yeah, but if they'd let us build modern plants, they'd be a lot less scary than the old ones we're forced to keep operating because they aren't being allowed to replace them...
And I'm all for solar, but it requires vast energy storage reserves more than 50% of the time in order to provide stable power
Yes... production on demand makes more sense.
It's a good adjunct for dealing with additional load during daylight hours... except it isn't, because peak load sets in the same hour that solar efficiency starts to slump due to the sun setting
[duck curve intensifies]
But yeah, tldr: We need 3 nuclear plants for complete state-wide energy independence, but most voters aren't educated on the topic and have the knee-jerk "Chernobyl scary!" reaction any time it comes up.
Do the modern reactor designs still require waste to be stored safely for tens of thousands of years? Because I don't trust most politicians to plan past next week.
Modern reactor designs use the fuel in stages. Old plants, the fuel is considered "spent" with tons of fissile material remaining. New designs can continue using that fuel
So by the time it's actually considered waste, it's a far more-spent and less-dangerous product
Still has to be stored for a good long time, but you get a LOT more use out of the same hunk of uranium
But you still end up with waste that takes tends of thousands of years to become safe... 😉
I'm not arguing that it's not a good thing but there are still the same downsides.
You do, but it's several orders of magnitude less waste than the old plants
Like, we could literally haul up old nuclear waste and re-burn it with new plants...
We wouldn't need to make any new nuclear waste for a century
What part of this is a bad idea?
I'm still hoping for cold fusion. They're still building that experimental reactor in Europe, right? Like, they just finished assembling the core stuff this year?
Yeah, the issue with fusion is containing the plasma...
You need to generate one hell of an electromagnetic field to keep the plasma toroid from impacting (and destroying) the walls of the reactor chamber. Said field (usually) takes more power to maintain than the reaction itself generates.
Reusing old nuclear waste sounds amazing tbh
Oh, and fusion still generates ionizing radiation... so it's still not a totally clean process
hampster wheel power best power
What about Zero Point Modules?
Strictly speaking, zero point energy risks the destruction of the universe...
I think buttered toast cat generators are probably the best energy source
Hmm... we've only got one of those, though
Zero point energy implies that the universe itself is a false vacuum (which appears to be the case, going by the estimated mass of the Higgs boson). That, unfortunately, leaves open the possibility of a bubble of lower-energy space (true vaccum) nucleating within our own universe. Such a bubble, once formed, would then expand at the speed of light, rewriting the laws of physics as it goes, and destroying everything in its path.
I wouldn't fuck around with zero point energy, is what I'm saying...
Isn't that what caused Gordon Freeman all his problems?
Nah, but they do mention that the Gravity Gun runs on zero point energy
Which means Gordon is running around with a potentially universe-ending device
Aha! I knew it had something to do with that amazing game
Also Stargate 😉
I had never once heard of zero point energy
I wonder where we will be in 20 years energy wise tbh
Time to go down the science rabbit hole
ZPM's are the power sources used in the whole Stargate Atlantis series (and some related episodes from the others).
Electric cars are being shoved down our throats atm, maybe we won't even have enough electric production to charge them all?
Also, being able to harness zero point energy would immediately put us off the end of the Kardashev scale (and then some)
So that's fun, lol
consumers will always consume
We'll keep up with energy demands just fine
I think the idea of possibly destroying reality to dry clothes efficiently is worth debating
A zero point energy clothes dryer?
I bet there's a Factorio mod for this...
Press the wrong button and it absorbs the entire universe?
Off the Kardashev scale
...whoa that could explain a lot
Hmm?
Tier 3 or 4 societies would be easy to spot, but we don't observe any signs of those. Maybe that's because aliens don't need none of that and are sitting pretty with their zero point clothes dryers
Helps explain the Fermi Paradox too
Imagine your zero point dryer being a smart dryer
Yeah how could HASS take advantage of this?
And just before it implodes it send a push to your phone
"oh dear"
Then nothing
Or
the washing machine sends you notifications in case HA goes down
"I told you I was ill"
Does a smart dryer have a function if it sets on fire?
"i,'m sorry I burnt all your clothes"
Could be funny with a programmer with a sense og humour
Fire detected. Email/text sent. Git commit, git push --force
I don't actually know the answer to that question, Michelle. I should see if it has some kind of fire detection software. I have a smoke detector in my laundry room for fire checking redundancy
@gilded stream A civilization using energy on that scale should be easy to spot... it would also throw the law of conservation of energy out of whack
Damn. We're all alone after all
It's unlikely we're alone. They just want nothing to do with us 😉
Just take the flame sensor out of your furnace and put it on the dryer
Do you blame them?
Probably with a nodeMCU involved
You rose my hopes only to dash them magnificently
@deft pewter Cosmic Zoo theory?
Gas isn't efficient nor clean
Neither are you
Oof
...lol
From seam to stove it's incredibly wasteful
And it's toxic yet we burn it in our homes
The zoo hypothesis speculates on the assumed behavior and existence of technically-advanced extraterrestrial life and the reasons they refrain from contacting Earth. It is one of many theoretical explanations for the Fermi paradox. The hypothesis is that alien life intentional...
And it requires dual infrastructure
It's literally not.
We went from clothes dryers to theoretical physics... I like this place 🤣
Heat pump for heating/cooling/hot water/drying clothes
I was thinking the same thing Leapo
Zero need for gas, and then you're not condoning fracking which is way worse than any nuclear power plant
UniFi 6 AP's early access are back in stock. I just bought nano-HDs. Convince me why I need the 6s?
I've been in this server for ages but had it muted until I wanted to share my washer/dryer infocard
I'm with you telco, if I could afford retrofitting that
Badtelcotech, what is your cat called?
P||enn||y
But but :(
Who let Tediore loose in the lounge
Gandalf (the gray)
Tediore runs on zero point energy. No one can keep them from the lounge.
You have a cute pussy, Leapo.
lol
Wow, Gandalf would steal my fluffy cats heart
Seriously though... that's one photogenic feline.
@clear ferry @green inlet and @last plaza saw my chest hair a few weeks go @deft pewter , you want in next time?
I love my kitty but he's not quite as photogenic.
Chest hair. OH MY GOD
The ladies love it
NO
I have to give myself a shot once a week. He snuggles up like this after every single one. He's a good kitty 😭
Here's my old cat
That is a mighy fine cat
No, that's Austin.
@subtle pasture cats are good like that. Proper arseholes but know when you need love
you sure have big cats down there
Yeah, he's kinda chonky... He pulls this every morning while I'm trying to get ready. lol
@last cedar's gang of chonkers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofp26_oc4CA
it was snowing with freezing temperatures and the raccoons were super hungry and knew they had to stock up for the long winter
@clear ferry @green inlet and @last plaza saw my chest hair a few weeks go @deft pewter , you want in next time?
@scenic radish I thought I saw a Bigfoot! 😝
That wasn't his foot 😉
@dusky plank my extended family.
Harold, ralph, fred, denise, margret, brenda, jimmy.....
That's... a fuck-ton of racoons...
I swear, Spanish art restorers have to be some of the worst in the world at their career...
@deft pewter I was talking about this Bigfoot.
Looks inspired by that painting
The painting was also in Spain.
This article has links to a few recent examples: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/10/spanish-statue-bodge-up-is-a-new-rival-to-borjas-monkey-christ
They clearly haven't moved beyond Picasso and the abstract movement.
I want to say 'awwwww' but all I'm thinking is 'why is that animal on a dining table?' 🤔
Or more accurately... 'why is a living animal on a dining table?'
I love my cat... but he wouldn't dare go on kitchen surfaces or tables.
Also, where is my integration @deft pewter
(not while I'm looking, anyway)
he has deficiencies.
Every time you ask, it goes back by a week, atx 😉
when his mom was pregnant she was given vaccines
when cats are preggo, you dont do that or they end up like him
as graceful as a bull in a china shop
I feel bad now. I'll revert to 'awwww'
We've never had a special cat but our first was from a rescue centre and only had 3 legs. She was a cutie.
he's a happy cat, but we signed a form with SPCA that he would never be left outdoors. because if he climbed a tree, he would probably fall and die.
Outdoor cats kill a bunch of birds anyway, so that's probably a good thing.
aw a 3 leg cat. they are fun to watch run. they can be so happy.
She was pretty agile and didn't seem to mind. Took her a while to master stairs and then she was okay.
Whereas atx still can't walk up stairs without assistance.
well atx has deficiencies as well.... trololololz 😄
You could faceplant a wall at high speed and it'd still improve your complexion.
❤️
wtf i missed cat chat
lol
Those aren't cats
Back on topic!
Hi, im new here. I started using home assistant on a pi 4 a few weeks ago to automate our beach house in the off/on season. I added a house temp/humidity sensor, a basement temp sensor, control 5 Mitsubishi mr slim floor and wall units. Adding HACS and reading the documentation has helped me a lot. so far its cost me about $150, I plan on adding some espcams and more sensors. I have automations to protect againt the temp getting too low, being set too low/high etc. I just wanted to say thank you for making it relatively easy.
I hate that external emoji's are cut off
So did atx... 🤣
@scenic radish chest hair 😍
Teenagers old enough to drive have no clue what SD stands for on TV's
"you mean like youtube when the wifi is bad"
Chest hair in 10 @last cedar , you in?
@scenic radish your not gluing pubes to your chest again are you?
...wat?
well sounds like somebody did not get thier chest hairs ...
@subtle pasture Sonoma is apparently accusing me of gluing pubes on my chest to imitate chest hair
well?
Maybe next time I show my chest hair you'll be in video chat
Imma nope out on that one...
i think it may have happened once ....
Try Rogaine (Minoxidil) next time...
No need
lol just be persian 😛
It's marketed for male pattern baldness, but it can help fill in patchy beards and (presumably) chest hair
ill eventually have more chest hair than hair on my head 😛
If I used rogaine I would be even closer to a werewolf than I am now
Lol
so the glueing was a sucess
@shy comet start Dutasterid and Minoxidil quick enough and you can keep your hair :P
We can't cure cancer yet, but androgenic alopecia is pretty much figured out. Go figure...
@dull chasm there's always the option of looking up Mike Myers makeup artist. They did some convincing fake chest hair for those Austin Powers movies 😂
that is for teddy .....i am way too old to give two shits 🤣
if i went on a date now my first question would be do you cook ....second do you clean ....third ....i need to get lucky at least once a month
@scenic radish i dont think you quite understand ...maybe a generation gap i guess ...it is normal for for my generation to have a wife that stays home .....like mine does now ......but to answer your question .....i never have so 🤷♂️
but i did work 74 hours this week if that makes you feel better
Sounds terrible
It's honestly not easy to survive on a single income these days... So that's a lot less common
@subtle pasture due to the same generation
true .....but what we are used to too
I wasn't gonna place blame
it just diff not right or wrong ...like we dont eat out as much as younger friends of mine do
i pay cash for everything ...nowdays everybody uses a card
I use the card for everything, even stopped feeling weird for when it's only a 2 buck thing lol
I once bought a 54 cent PVC coupler on my credit card because I didn't have cash or change with me lol
I mean, I pay with a debit card, but it's basically cash (as apposed to credit)
Yeah I put 99% of my purchases on my credit card, I usually get about $20-30 cashback each month
Never had credit, so... 🤷♀️
Never too late to start
@last dirge cash has 100 percent protection
I put everything possible on a credit card, paid off every month
In fact let me refer you to Discover so that we both get $50 cashback
lol
Oh, I've applied before. I just always get denied, because my credit score is a "soft 700"
Discover takes everybody
Yeah that's some BS
that do not sound right at all
It's 700 because there are no fuckups... Because I've never had credit
your bank you use will always accept you for thier credit card
So it's "too soft"
thats what I use, just my bank credit card
So it's "too soft"
@subtle pasture just like Vasiley!
mine is 750 but lady at bank said it prolly will never get better because i dont carry any balance on credit card and pay off loans too quick and debit to income ratio is only 20 percent
That...doesn't make sense
I have never carried a balance over to pay intrest and mine went up just fine
I can see paying off loans too quick screwing you tho
maybe i am saying wrong somehow ....but she said my credit is stagnet is the biggest thing i remember
maybe she meant your stetson
On the up side, no credit = no interest
"Sorry... I can't qualify you for an auto loan"
"I'm paying cash"
"You WHAT?"
my stetson is the shit ...boy dont forget that @forest edge
Omg that stuff is nasty @forest edge lmao
lol
Yeah I bought my first car with cash. Used
what's a good FICO score?
Eleventy
mine's twice that
this is wifes and she makes no money LOL and it goes up and down all the time and i have no clue why
740 is the threshold for "very good" @last dirge
what's the range?
it goes higher than 850
no u
but for rich people
why don't you just make 850 louder?
mine was pretty high when they checked it after i changed insurances, like 830ish or something
but then I always have credit out and paying it off
plus some loans being paid off
I like how the only reason my credit score isn't higher than 801 is because "utilization on loans is too high"... I'm three years into a 30-year mortgage
I just refi'd
No missed payments, credit card utilization always below 10% (usually below 5%), 10-year credit history
But NO I have a MORTGAGE
having actual equity helps to
"yea i bought a condo"... "why you laughing?"
lol jk
we all live in a cardboard box at some point 🦥
well if you would have not bought the fake hair... 🤔
@dull chasm you should get on board with your credit. jesus after retirement credit cards are vital while traveling to national parks
i am good ...i carry 1 to 2k in cash at all times
thats not a good practice lol
100% protection huh?
why not
What's protecting it from getting stolen lol
me and the guns i carry
Steal my credit card, I call my credit card company and cancel it
even if you don't get robbed those same jeans you wear evry day ass pocket will wear a hole eventually lol
Yeah you're gonna shoot someone over money, ok lol
I feel weird with more than $100 on me, I could not imagine walking around with $2k, in cash, in my purse...
That's a lot of $100 bills...
shit yea @scenic radish nothing worse than a thief
I don't even like carrying the cash from renting out my farm to the bank in a sealed envelope with no pit stops let alone carry that much in my billfold
@scenic radish i dont have a ccl instructor ..dont need one 🤣
This guy with his gangster roll over here 💸
More like a roll of singles with a $100 on the outside
more like a Costanza wallet
keeping his wallet fat is the only way he can still feel he has an ass when he sits and drives around all damn day
ol' Hank Hill ass
Does anyone have recommendations for troubleshooting Deluge? It is a torrent software and I am really struggling with it at the moment.
not sure if it is allowed to be discussed here but I have exhausted all options that I can think of and talking it through with someone would be greatly appreciated
I only ask because it has some networking with ports and whatnot. and I know home automation is in a similar vain
I am already in this discord for Hassio obviously but figured I ask..
@scenic radish nope. Glad I missed it. 😂
@zealous fog just move to qbittorrent already 
I need of some help.
I washed my server. As you all saw.
When I turned it on, loads of bubbles came out and now my appartment is full of bubbles. I can't get in to turn my server off, the walls are bowing out from all the bubbles.
Any help is appreciated
Did I use too much washing up liquid?
Should I have rinsed it before turning it on?
Don't worry about it. The bubbles will shortly replace the walls of your apartment, and then later the walls of the building.
Eventually the power to your block will be cut, and things should settle down
Phew.
Thanks
Oh, there was just a huge explosion. Blue flash.
I guess the power is cut.
No more bubbles either.
Just a huge crater.
See, solved the problem 👍
I always wondered if that is actually a real book.
But on a serious note....
Need to pick up my UPS and test my 920SQ with an atx psu tester.
And swap over my new server to a 2U "quiet" case
I believe so Thomas
I don't like using paperclips on 920W PSUs
If anything goes wrong bits get hot very quick
Hahahaha
Then I should maybe try to get hold of it to go with my other favourites
That is awesome!
Frame it and put it above the lab
I saw those at the store recently, but they were no fun
Remember Wallace and Gromit?
My kids used to love them "Daddy! Read Qantegics!"
I watch them semi regularly. Hillarous
We had this on a bookshelf when I grew up
Higher mathematics för poets (and other mathematical virgins)
Oh, you are Swedish?
Yep
Mycket najs
😂
Why are there other houses in your garden?
Damn neighboreenos
Atleast it isn't neighbours 1m from my bed
Like if I lived in the city
It just looks like they're literally in your yard. No boundary between you.
We're in a semi-detached house at the moment, so our neighbours are closer... but we have fences/hedges between us 😄
Hmm. If I'm on a VPN, do my DNS queries also get routed via the tunnel?
depends on the configuration
Not that I understand much of it but this is my OpenVPN conf:
remote somedomainhere.com 80
client
verb 1
dev tun
auth-user-pass
persist-key
persist-tun
nobind```
just to send all data over vpn you use push "redirect-gateway def1" for openvpn, to set specific dns options for clients use ccd and look at sth like this
https://serverfault.com/a/480098
Trying to get around an ISP block... seems to work for some stuff and not for others. Seems like DNS is going through the tunnel if some of it works 🤔
Turning the VPN back off returns to all of the sites I'm trying to accessing failing to resolve.
Maybe the exit point for the tunnel has blocks on some stuff too... might have to find other exits...
maybe 🤷♂️ now I just want to play with this cool slide in atx garden
So that's what people do with all that polystyrene packing stuff
frowned upon in a country where thy neighbor hates thy neighbor? you people are weird
What's up with the flamingo gnomes?
never seen windows like that either. a smaller square within a larger square
That is Italian marble @deft pewter
@low harness bought them at rusta, solar operates!
🤣
I'm having a hard time finding a way to access everyone's favourite nautical themed website 😐
i cant see my neighbors (from house)
@dull chasm like the rest of the 67 people living in the American midwest then
i dont live in the midwest
@deft pewter www.penisland.net ?
@dull chasm the parts of USA that isn't new York and California then

yep most of america
new york is actually not a bad place mostly farms ...minus new york city
One of my shucked WDs died
:rip:
Any Aussies ever dealt with warranty returns with drives ordered from Amazon US
unless the manufacturer covered with international warranty meaning you can return/deal with the problem locally it's not worth it imo
Is the best way to support HA to subscribe to cloud?
I’m very happy with how my setup is working and want to make sure support continues so I can keep it going
That's the only option if you want to support financially
you can also buy a t-shirt 😛 right?
Or three
HA founder looks like a pro boxer?
The wonders of Photoshop
@deft pewter www.penisland.net ?
@clear ferry I have enough pens already, thanks
😟
Still haven't found an exit from my IP service that lets me access these other sites though 😡
Are there any countries that don't block TPB yet?
Sweden?
Canada
That oil platform thingy?
I thought I'd tried both of those and no luck. Will try again.
The annoying part is that I only want to download what I'm already paying for. I just can't be bothered with using the Amazon Prime / Netflix apps.
Yeah... that’s a can of gray-zone worms...
I know, I know. Maybe they should improve their apps...
our isps just block dns, google or cloudflare are enough to work around
Norway blocks no torrent or privacy sites
I don't know what my ISP is doing. Changing DNS isn't enough (I never use ISP DNS anyway).
And if copyright holders contact isps, they just flip them off
Norway was one of the first I tried. I know you guys are pretty liberal 😄
To be fair, we block something country side, anything marked as child trafficking or pornography is blocked in all country dns` afaik
you can't even get to the website?
Pornography and child trafficking? One of those things is bad.
Afaik you are greeted with a message from the police
Not regular pornography..
That is fine
I know.. .I deliberately switched it around 😉
Google translate on this has the info @static schooner
I can't decide if I like that or not...
On the one hand, it means you're not passing details of users to the police that just clicked the wrong link. On the other hand, you're missing a huge chance to arrest a load of perverts.
The world would stop turning if porn was banned
Most of us will agree that some kinds should be.
Well, yes
Furries... eww
so much chat of torrents in here....what about usenet? 🤔
I have moved everything over to Usenet mostly
Already got Usenet set up... I just want torrents for the occasional stuff I can't find.
I use usenet instead of torrents
@deft pewter how many indexers?
Great for linux iso
Only keep torrents for the obscure music dvds I gather
black friday is coming up i normally stock up on those lifetime sites lol
Oh, that is a thing?
yup
I think I have 2 lifetime ones
/r/usenet will have them all 🙂
Was unaware there were a lot
Enough to last two lifetimes. 😄
nzbgeek is probably the best life time one i have
Racoons have short lifetimes unfortunately
@deft pewter how many indexers?
@shy comet Just one for now. It finds most things I want. NZBGeek.
i find dognzb to be pretty good but pricey
I think I have geek and cat
drunkenslug has been great for me
I'll look out for lifetime deals, thanks for the tip. I only have a lifetime VPN so far.
lol... is that just to show where your pulls came from?
yea which ones had the most downloads
downloads per indexer
nzbhydra is a indexer aggregator....keeps it all in one place...i love having a single search site for 4k rips when i do my searches
Nzbcat and dognzb shouldn't be next to each other. They will fight
lmao
Yeah... I'm using Jackett as a torrent aggregator. KAT is still working (on VPN), I just can't get a working connection to TPB 😦
I only have two indexers, need to get a few more then
i find it important to have multiple because they all dont have the same data
Mmmm
i also found your provider is important too
Frugal usenet does not do Auto DMCA
must be mailed in
astraweb when i had them did auto DMCA and you can see things only a few hours old getting hit
hmm
atx's camera is mainly focused on the kiddie slide
now is that your slide or your neighbors?
lolololololz xD
I mean placement is everything my dude
Exactly. A little too far back and... whoops!
That is one of the worst positioned cameras in the history of cameras. Or positioning.
But it is a camera
i mean if you want to focus on the kiddie slide or the christmas lights, you got it dude
Mounting the Christmas lights
😄
🧐
You have christmas lights!?
Mounted 200 so far
200 cameras
Damn
Nuclear power station
Why does corona have to mess up my moving plans :/ very annoyed that when you finally save up enough to make a bank touch you with a barge pole, house prises mean that you can't actually afford to buy anything
Prices in your area went up? 😦
Hi
Up about 10% on average in the whole municipality
Meanwhile I have been given a number that would normally be enough to live within 30km of work. But it looks like I have to increase that to 50km just to keep under budget
Very tough to get on the ladder
Especially right now
You could deflate prices in the area you want by rummaging through the bins and spilling them everywhere. Climb inside roof cavities, rip up the insulation and defecate everywhere. Sprinkle a bit of rabies and canine distemper into the bargain and you'll living where you want in no time.
@clear ferry you tell these fools only American's are allowed to give you so much shit lol
Even once you're on the ladder, the struggle isn't ever truly over. If you're trying to upsize and everything goes up 10%, the gap is 10% bigger too.
People talk like once you're on the ladder, you move with it... that's not really true.
Though I do appreciate the struggle of paying rent and trying to save.
@young sigil Or just sneak in with a large sharpie and write "Asbestos" on the underside of anything that could be suspect
ok that is a pretty grim picture. like some dumbass thinking he'll get himself before covid does or something
best picture of the year. raises so many questions, that is why it's good
@young sigil Or just sneak in with a large sharpie and write "Asbestos" on the underside of anything that could be suspect
@subtle pasture I suppose if trash pandas can type they can use a Texta.
"audio-visual auto-alert" lol
Been shared here a few times in the past
quite probably, i do still find it amusing always
geez, way to be a, as they say, spoilsport @light trout
you're probably one of those guys that screams REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on reddit
even though not everyone has seen every single thing ever posted on reddit
😛
i for one, have not
I'm not sure I have even posted a single thing there
just yanking your ⛓️
oh baby
Fighting with an old HDHomeRun right now... keeps bootlooping
"Unplug your modem, update the firmware, then plug your modem back in"
That's... certainly a solution...
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Alternative solution that doesn't involve taking down the entire network: Give the HDHomeRun a static DHCP lease with custom (invalid) gateway and DNS settings...
Actually worked, too. Was able to update the firmware because the device couldn't reach the internet with an invalid gateway + invalid DNS
you can't assign static dhcp lease without rebooting the whole network?
I can, that was the point
Their original suggestion was to unplug my cable modem in order to update the firmware on the device...
ah, silly
I looked at the hdhomerun, but then I realized linear TV was dead and cancelled my TV subscription after not watching that much TV the last 10 years
Hardware looks good though
HDHomeRun also works for free OTA channels, just FYI
I had an old one in a box, figured I'd see what it scans
They don't exist here the last 15 years
really?
Heh, weird
none?
Everything has been turned over to IP based
Not a single digital VHF station?
we at least have some sd news and local rubbish
We have dismantled all FM towers too
We went to dab
where on earth do you live, sounds very modern
Norway
ah
@midnight adder landlines stopped selling over 10 years ago too, and frankly I haven't used a physical telephone outside of dark sites the last 13 years
we still have a thriving medium wave and long wave bands for radio, not what it was though
Ah, interesting. Looks like most of the word adopted DAB, while the US adopted HD Radio (which piggybacks on existing FM tech and remains backwards-compatible)
HD Radio can be tinny too, depending on how the broadcaster allocated bandwidth
All cars have come with dab here for the last.. 6-7 years atleast, that said I listen so little to radio anyway, I stream 10-15GB of audio a month usually
They can broadcast one analog FM and up to 4 low-quality HD Radio stations (which all sound crap) all together
Or as little as one analog FM station and one full-bandwidth HD station in the same band allocation
we mostly have dab at 32 kbps mono or 64 kbps stereo for music stations, not good enough for my ears
le sigh
a customer at work has a video surveillance server that keeps dropping off the network.
@midnight adder Fair point. it also has no analog fallback
So if there aren't enough bits coming through, it just drops out completely...
the customer has legit tried to reason anything and everything else is wrong with the server other than the network that they maintain
HD Radio falls back to analog FM
i listened to some siriusXM and hd radio last time i was in the states
could be both, no @bitter pawn ?
I've been pretty impressed with HD radio
The transition from analog to digital or vice versa is seamless
yeah, no interruption at all?
