#the-water-cooler | Home Assistant | Page 594

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:17 PM

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here in the states when you buy a new water heater the delievery people come and do all of that lol

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not repair the cold water shut off, but deal with disconnecting the exsisting tank and hauling it off

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@clear ferry thought for sure you just had yaks come lay around the tank to heat up the water

last cedar Oct 3, 2020, 7:21 PM

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Yaks? In Norway? Might be confusing it with mooses

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Mooseses

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:21 PM

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oh well every so often he posts a picture of what he's eating on his way to work and it looked like yak vomit so i figured..

last cedar Oct 3, 2020, 7:22 PM

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Hahahahaha

clear ferry Oct 3, 2020, 7:24 PM

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We don't have yaks, we have Muskox though

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Also moose is tasty

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:26 PM

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don't say raw

clear ferry Oct 3, 2020, 7:33 PM

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That works too

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But usually in steak, or sausage or indigenous people stew

static schooner Oct 3, 2020, 7:36 PM

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Soylent Green

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 7:37 PM

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I think the only option at this point is to just burn the house down and start over...
@granite hare 🤔

clear ferry Oct 3, 2020, 7:37 PM

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@static schooner long pig you say

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:38 PM

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@static schooner odd i never heard of that movie

clear ferry Oct 3, 2020, 7:38 PM

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Wtf

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How is that possible

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 7:38 PM

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@forest edge anode ?

static schooner Oct 3, 2020, 7:38 PM

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and now I know "long pig"

clear ferry Oct 3, 2020, 7:39 PM

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@static schooner you're welcome

static schooner Oct 3, 2020, 7:39 PM

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TIL

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:40 PM

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@tidal bronze yea the rod in your water heater (well you probably got one of those insta hot things lol) that attracts corrosion to prevent it from eating at the tank, sacraficial rod

clear ferry Oct 3, 2020, 7:40 PM

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Not swapped if your water is above sludge shit water quality

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🤏

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:41 PM

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only your side of the world has those issues lol

clear ferry Oct 3, 2020, 7:41 PM

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I'll have to ask a plumber about it, yet to find a single person who ever has swapped it

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:41 PM

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most don't

clear ferry Oct 3, 2020, 7:41 PM

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Except for haxxxa

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:41 PM

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tanks are so affordable it's almost pointless

clear ferry Oct 3, 2020, 7:41 PM

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But he lives in Asstralia

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Our tanks live 30 years without swapping, so it can't be that corrosive

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🤫

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Haxxa talked about 3-5 years

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:42 PM

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just measn the rod is doing it's job

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 7:42 PM

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@forest edge its all gas and tankless why bother with all this rods and crap

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:42 PM

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and maybe the walls of your tanks are an inch thick lol

static schooner Oct 3, 2020, 7:43 PM

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replacement rods are as cheap as $12 on Amazon

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:43 PM

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@tidal bronze not everyone has that, plus those insta water heaters have to be flushed periodically to maintain their life as well

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 7:43 PM

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Hmm no after the whole house filter softener

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:44 PM

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they still need tobe flushed

clear ferry Oct 3, 2020, 7:44 PM

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Softener 👎

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 7:45 PM

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@forest edge first time I am hearing about flushing 😆

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:45 PM

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@tidal bronze cause that dosen't make them money you knowing how to extend it's life

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 7:45 PM

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If you run it without a filter yes but not otherwise.

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:46 PM

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filters etc, they help but calcium and everything still gets in. just not 3ft thick like in atx tank

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 7:47 PM

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I stopped comparing with Norway. It's all Martian shit over there. We are simply mere mortals.

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:47 PM

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insta heaters are prone cause it's like a single short 1/2 pipe that gets super heated that heats the water as it passes, unless you havve a hybrid and that's not much better cause thats a pipe and a tank lol

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 7:48 PM

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25 year replacement warranty. If it works 10 to 15 more than enough. Time to upgrade.

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:49 PM

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there isn't a lot to corrode but performance degrades as sediment collects thus why they need to be flushed

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thats why they have longer life spans and cost more

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 7:50 PM

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Better to replace go with better efficiency in 10 years. They are pretty cheap. No point in hugging to old tech.

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:50 PM

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lol cheap

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they are like 3x a tank

static schooner Oct 3, 2020, 7:51 PM

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and usually require a separate gas line and have issues with low flow rates

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I don't think they're better as much as different

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 7:51 PM

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High flow gas lines anyway for pool/spa heaters. Tankless is small compared to them.

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:52 PM

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telling you, he's opening a resort

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 7:52 PM

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Lol. It's normal here. I am not sure what resort you are talking about.

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 7:53 PM

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one day we will all come and trash his house lol

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atx will be chasing his rabbit for a snack

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 7:57 PM

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Tankless + Pool heater 600K BTU. Thank you Natural Gas. 🤣

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:00 PM

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till comes the day you have to switch to electric lol

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:00 PM

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I will have to move

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:00 PM

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lol

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I hear Louisiana is nice...

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:01 PM

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Oh boy. Humidity😫

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:01 PM

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I thought you liked getting wet lmao

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:02 PM

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Not with sweat, no thank you.

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:02 PM

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cali is one of a kind, i guess there is arizona lol

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new mexico

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oh oh utah, go play with the salt

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:03 PM

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Utah, yes.

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Or NM I can do that beef jerkey all day. 😆

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:04 PM

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polygamy is legal there still.. i think lol

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:04 PM

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Its takes very little for you to go south in a jiffy. LOL

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:05 PM

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no thank you, thats way too many kids for me

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:06 PM

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Little sonomas all over the place. Wowza

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If one is creating this much havoc I can only imagine.

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:06 PM

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quad in utah https://media1.tenor.com/images/fce936f600fa03e9f0cc2c35e659557a/tenor.gif?itemid=15167988

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:08 PM

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BTW NM beef jerky is pretty soft

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:08 PM

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depends how it's made

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I don't care for jerky really, especially after eating deer jerky

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:09 PM

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The ones on the side of the freeway is best with double layer of dust and smoke. Hickory got no chance.

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:09 PM

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peperoni jerky i could handle lol

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those do often turn into something someone eats and mounts on a wall

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:13 PM

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@shy comet did you check out Tiny World ?

shy comet Oct 3, 2020, 8:14 PM

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first im hearing of it lol

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:15 PM

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Simply unreal. ATMOS and cinematography nxtlvl

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Been trying to figure out how they got some of those shots and angles.

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Episode 2 there's an aerial reveal time-lapse. Only apple money can do that. 😆

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:33 PM

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paul rudd from KC lol

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:36 PM

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He is actually good.

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:36 PM

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meh, not as good as some classic actors lol

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:37 PM

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Yes not Robert Redford at narrating

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:37 PM

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? that tiny world?

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oh nm

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read your thing wrong

dusky plank Oct 3, 2020, 8:38 PM

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cinematography
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0J8Q9HBshM
I want to know the cam they used in the last shot

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:38 PM

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Yes not Morgan Freeman at narrating
@tidal bronze fixed

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:39 PM

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@dusky plank hand held vari zoom from a heli

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Close to impossible to pull that shot from a drone.

dusky plank Oct 3, 2020, 8:40 PM

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how's that work for that crazy distance?

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:40 PM

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Cineflex or shotover stabilizer

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:41 PM

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hired a basketball player to yeet the camera off the mountain and that is what it saw

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:43 PM

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Drones don't do well in that cold weather. Lithium polymer batteries get 10% battery life. Lol.

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:43 PM

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lol

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:45 PM

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Even manned heli's only few pilots in the world can do artic flying for film. Hovering in high altitude for shots is an art by itself.

dusky plank Oct 3, 2020, 8:46 PM

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the whole movie is amazing

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:46 PM

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thin air + wind. makes me think of that movie where they take the heli up Everest to rescue a party but it can't go to the top and they have to jump off to a ledge lol

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:48 PM

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The best guy lives in Greenland. I was lucky to see his work first hand. If I am not mistaken highest paid stunt pilot in the world. Balls of steel.

night zodiac Oct 3, 2020, 8:49 PM

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do y'all that use nuba casa and google home just remove all of the devices from your google link and use the nuba casa to do everything? I'm guessing there'd be dupes if not.

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:49 PM

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helicopters are too shaky for me

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:49 PM

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You should try a auto rotate sequence with power off. Fun!

night zodiac Oct 3, 2020, 8:49 PM

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I like watching videos of that

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it's like a requirement for your license, right?

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or maybe a certain cert.

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Thanks Tinkerer

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:50 PM

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Requirement but very few do it for fun. 🤣

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:51 PM

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travel by air is something i actively avoid if i can so learning anything about moves and maneuvers is not something I try and do lol

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I know jet airlines are bumpy taking off smooth in the air, prop planes are shaky almost the whole time with annoying chop noise and helicopters feel like the bolts might come loose at any momment

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:53 PM

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Checkout the redbull stunt heli. One of a kind. Hangar is at the airport we run high-speed RC cars. Jaw dropping shit on Sundays.

dusky plank Oct 3, 2020, 8:53 PM

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I don't like mateschitz

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i like animals though, so tiny world is perfect now thx

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:58 PM

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I can stay home and vomit, don't need to be in a heli to do that

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rebull one would have looked cooler if it was like airwolf lol

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:59 PM

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They have one like that in the hangar. Lol.

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:59 PM

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good cause that one was a flying twinkie

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 8:59 PM

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This is cool to cinejet
https://youtu.be/hm-r5SrmiI4

YouTube

ROST

Cinejet by Helinet aerial filming jet! Drone on steroids

▶ Play video

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 8:59 PM

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i just watched

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I like the happy peacful playful music advertising something that cost more than most make in 100 years to rent

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 9:01 PM

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Lol. Some advertising budgets like Nike Puma are bigger than average movies.

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Cheapest would be anything to do with discovery. Crap!

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 9:02 PM

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just imagine how much cheaper stuff would be if they didn't spend millions on advertising lol

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 9:05 PM

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Actually Japanese and Chinese ad budgets are 5x Nike 😆

forest edge Oct 3, 2020, 9:05 PM

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yea cause they make thier bank off us lol

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 9:05 PM

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Of course.

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Fun fact: Worked on a Japanese commercial with Usain Bolt. Electric chase car had trouble keeping up with him. That dude is fast.

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Modified electric car trying to catch up to a human running across downtown LA. Epic. 🤣

shy comet Oct 3, 2020, 9:10 PM

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@tidal bronze no HDR for tiny world???

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 9:11 PM

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Sadly didn't come across one yet.

shy comet Oct 3, 2020, 9:11 PM

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im not seeing atm.os .either.

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 9:11 PM

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ATMOS via DD+ is on mine.

shy comet Oct 3, 2020, 9:12 PM

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ah ok i saw the DD+ ones

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did that series just come out or something?

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narrated by Paul Rudd, should be pretty funny then

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 9:15 PM

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Dude it's so good.

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Better than any movie in the past few months. Check it out you will be amazed.

shy comet Oct 3, 2020, 9:15 PM

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i may wait a few days to see if HDR for it comes out

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hard to watch nature shit without it lol

clear ferry Oct 3, 2020, 9:16 PM

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Mmmm nature shit

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Gotta get that brown in just the right colour

shy comet Oct 3, 2020, 9:16 PM

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haha

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@tidal bronze did you watch the new south park episode?

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sorry my son keeps hitting the keyboard lOL

tidal bronze Oct 3, 2020, 9:24 PM

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I am not a fan.

shy comet Oct 3, 2020, 9:24 PM

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i was dying when they had cartman with the 6ft stick

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and the whole chin diaper thing

subtle pasture Oct 3, 2020, 10:19 PM

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The chin diaper thing, yeah... I see way too many people wearing masks below their nose...

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Also people wearing masks to get into stores, then immediately taking them off

static schooner Oct 3, 2020, 10:20 PM

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I don't see any of that in San Diego. Broad compliance

subtle pasture Oct 3, 2020, 10:21 PM

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I'm in a rural/conservative pocket of California... compliance is terrible

static schooner Oct 3, 2020, 10:21 PM

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sounds about right

subtle pasture Oct 3, 2020, 10:24 PM

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Sucks that mask-wearing got politicized when it's really about public health

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I'd be cool with face masks being a thing every cold/flue season, honestly. Other countries already do it

static schooner Oct 3, 2020, 10:25 PM

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I expect that we're headed in that direction

last plaza Oct 3, 2020, 10:28 PM

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@shy comet is the episode released already or you talking about the trailer? I ordered a chin diaper hooded shirt from South Park Shop earlier, I should get it early next week.

static schooner Oct 3, 2020, 10:29 PM

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it's already out

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last Thursday

last plaza Oct 3, 2020, 10:29 PM

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Cool... on it now. 😊

static schooner Oct 3, 2020, 10:29 PM

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"Pandemic Special"

last plaza Oct 3, 2020, 10:30 PM

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Yup. I though it was going to come out on October 22.

subtle pasture Oct 3, 2020, 10:30 PM

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Yeah, it's listed as a special, not a normal episode

last plaza Oct 3, 2020, 10:31 PM

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Most of the episodes are not kid friendly. But I might watch this episode with my kids. They are 13+, should be able to handle it. 😂😂😂

subtle pasture Oct 3, 2020, 10:32 PM

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@last plaza Without giving too much away, this particular episode of South Park contains bestiality... so factor that into your calculations

last plaza Oct 3, 2020, 10:33 PM

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Got it. Thank you! I usually watch first before I watch with them as a family. But good to know! 😊

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I made that mistake earlier and learned from it 😂

shy comet Oct 3, 2020, 10:45 PM

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im surprised we havnet seen an uptick in animation yet since they can do that entire episode from home

last plaza Oct 3, 2020, 10:55 PM

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They still need to collaborate 😀

last plaza Oct 4, 2020, 12:22 AM

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Just finished watching the episode. Chin diaper is funny! I had more hopes for it, hope they make it into a whole new series and not just one off episode.

static schooner Oct 4, 2020, 12:24 AM

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so what's the verdict on the kids?

forest edge Oct 4, 2020, 12:37 AM

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@last plaza don't worry real world have provided PLENTY of material for south park for episodes to come lol

late gate Oct 4, 2020, 2:39 AM

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I have been overruled to buy a nas as the computer I run unraid now is too large. I ran synology 918 and worked well with Plex, but was thinking synology 920+ with 16gb ram. Any other nas that is waf around that price range or is the synology still good? Just for Plex, file sharing and docker

night zodiac Oct 4, 2020, 4:21 AM

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I like my DS918+ and works well for plex

late gate Oct 4, 2020, 4:29 AM

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I had a 918 and guess 920 is not worse at least

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Same price

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Dunno when 921 is out but guess not this year

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I just got the waf for the 920 with 2x 1tb m2 cache drives

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I wonder what I have to pay back. Too easy

proven pasture Oct 4, 2020, 5:00 AM

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something is turning off my outside lights at 11:13pm and i don't know what it is - hilarious !

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it's actually good it's happening but i can't find the automation/ node red thing, just can't find it !

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maybe HA has become sentient/ self aware !

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the rise of the machines! be careful all.

forest edge Oct 4, 2020, 5:03 AM

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10 out 10 times someone missed a colon

proven pasture Oct 4, 2020, 5:13 AM

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haha, quite probable!

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 7:40 AM

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@proven pasture it is your maintainace droid that thinks your electric bill is too high

forest edge Oct 4, 2020, 7:40 AM

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hush atx!

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 7:40 AM

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Electric bills 🙅

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🧙

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 7:41 AM

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Mmmm

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Solar panels look incredibly attractive tbh

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Not in that way, but the other way

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Yes

forest edge Oct 4, 2020, 7:41 AM

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some KY and slow romantic music huh

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 7:42 AM

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Whatever makes them make the most electric. Hush music and magnifying glasses maybe

forest edge Oct 4, 2020, 7:42 AM

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I heard bare bottom cleaning works

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 7:42 AM

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44kwh usage already today

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📎 Screenshot_20201004-094226_Tibber.jpg

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 7:43 AM

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But like, seems like a battery solution would improve them a lot. When I am at work during the day my car won't be and couldn't charge when the sun is out

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Usage!?

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What the heck

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We use like 110kWh a week at the moment. On a bad week.

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 7:44 AM

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Last month was 3200kwh

forest edge Oct 4, 2020, 7:44 AM

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atx never turns a powered device off

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 7:44 AM

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😂

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Just casually leavs the oven on

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24/7

forest edge Oct 4, 2020, 7:44 AM

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washing machines goes 24/7 and they just quickly open the door and toss the clothes in as needed

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 7:45 AM

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Currently I have a heater in my greenhouse that is upping it some

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 7:45 AM

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"some"

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 7:45 AM

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Meh, that is probably only 5% of the usage

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 7:45 AM

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What do you have coming into your house btw? 3 phase like 25A?

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 7:46 AM

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We have three phase 63 a inlet

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 7:46 AM

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Or your own transformer and ställverk

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Wow

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 7:46 AM

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That is pretty normal

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 7:46 AM

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I have been to schools that don't have 63A in

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Hahaha

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 7:46 AM

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This is a 35 year old house, modern houses probably have more

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 7:47 AM

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Wow. Well I would die if I was using 4500W average. At least be bancrupt

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 7:47 AM

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Electricity is currently..... 0.06NOK per kwh

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That is $0.006 per kwh for drumpf

forest edge Oct 4, 2020, 7:49 AM

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basically norway is the worst efficient country in the world

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 7:50 AM

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95% of power is produced hydro electric, so we'll be fine

forest edge Oct 4, 2020, 7:50 AM

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oh i'm sure, I mean a pop of what? 35ish people but still statistically lol

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 7:50 AM

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🏇 🏇

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 7:51 AM

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Is it so many people? Has it grown to 35 now?

proven pasture Oct 4, 2020, 7:51 AM

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I want to put a clamp on my main electric feed in to the house and have that record in to home assistant. Any tips for me? This is in the UK. We have a "smart" meter

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 7:51 AM

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Use the smart meter?

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 7:51 AM

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The smart meter might have an api you can lever

proven pasture Oct 4, 2020, 7:52 AM

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📎 20201004_085221.jpg

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 7:52 AM

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And if not there are ones you put a sensor over the light, others with clamp meters. Can't think of any brands though

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That is just single phase by the looks of it

forest edge Oct 4, 2020, 7:53 AM

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meter on the inside? that's scary lol

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 7:53 AM

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All Norwegian meters were replaced with smart meters last year, so we don't have to manually report power usage anymore, and that we can use local iot stuff to for example only charge the electric vehicles when power price is below X etc

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@forest edge we don't do gas, so we don't care

proven pasture Oct 4, 2020, 7:53 AM

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Those smart meters should have a nice and easy open API that feeds in to home assistant so the householder can analyse etc... Haha, yeah right!

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 7:54 AM

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@proven pasture actually, we do 🤏

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 7:54 AM

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@proven pasture should

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 7:54 AM

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https://www.home-assistant.io/integrations/tibber/

Home Assistant

Tibber

Instructions on how to integrate Tibber within Home Assistant.

proven pasture Oct 4, 2020, 7:55 AM

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I'll be playing with my new sonoff mini today anyway and the NFC stickers I ordered as well... Haha

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 8:02 AM

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Sounds like fun!

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Hope you can get what you want to do, to work

frank orbit Oct 4, 2020, 8:04 AM

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Hello, i have install home automation via docker, but it's missing plugins system (there are no tab hass.io) is there separate container or something for that?

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 8:05 AM

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@frank orbit you want #330944238910963714

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If you are running debian

frank orbit Oct 4, 2020, 8:05 AM

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its raspberry pi so yeah

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 8:05 AM

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Then you should probably just install #330990055533576204

frank orbit Oct 4, 2020, 8:07 AM

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i am running other things on this, maybe I will manage to run it correctly in container and not install whole os

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 8:07 AM

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#449717345808547842 does the same thing, you just have to deploy containers yourself

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It's nothing magic

frank orbit Oct 4, 2020, 8:08 AM

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also home-assistant !== hass.io ?

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 8:08 AM

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Yes

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Exactly

velvet horizonBOT Oct 4, 2020, 8:08 AM

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Not sure which install you're using? If you have system_health enabled you can check Configuration -> Info, or see the following.

If you're using HassOS, flashed an image, or booted a VM with an image you're using #330990055533576204
If you installed Linux and then ran a script to install HA and have add-ons then you have #330944238910963714
If you're running docker commands or use a Docker manager and have no add-ons then you have #449717345808547842
Finally, if you use pip to install or upgrade you have #551864459891703809

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last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 8:10 AM

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I have core now. Think OS will be what I move to

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 8:11 AM

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Locked down appliances at the whim of developers?

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No thank you

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🤢

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 8:13 AM

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There are too many choices tbh :P

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 8:13 AM

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Four is not too many, and there's even a blog post

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Really it's:

I want manual control - #449717345808547842
I want point 'n' click - #330990055533576204
I know Linux at the bit level - #551864459891703809
I find #449717345808547842 too easy, and #551864459891703809 is too easy too - #330944238910963714

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 8:15 AM

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I also want to run unsupported

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🤏

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Gais, y no hassio work on mi Ubuntu?

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 8:17 AM

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I just have been doing stuff with yaml at the moment, don't need anything "easier" than that in the future. But want to move it to a non raspi machine. I think that part is the bit that is confusing me. A docker or a virtual machine (that could then install via venv if that is still supported) would be fine.

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 8:18 AM

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Pi is just hardware, all of these options run on non-Pi

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I run both #551864459891703809 and #449717345808547842 on non-Pi

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 8:18 AM

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I will probably stick with core then

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I started with ha before lovelace gained any traction and kind of missed everything since then

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So out of the loop

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 8:19 AM

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I can recommend container, especially with the current pace of python development 😬

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 8:19 AM

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I'd honestly suggest #449717345808547842 if you don't have local software you have to run directly from HA

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I'm only sticking with core for now because I've got things like Squeezy (for my Squeezebox) that has to be local to HA

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 8:19 AM

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What do you mean with run directly from HA?

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 8:19 AM

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Do you use any command line integrations?

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If no, you can run #449717345808547842 - if yes, and you're not running software other than the likes of curl then you can also switch

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 8:20 AM

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I don't think so, I do send some perl scripts but that probably does not count

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 8:20 AM

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Perl scripts probably count

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Run up a test install and try it 😉

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 8:21 AM

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It is to my BI to change profile when I arm/disarm my alarm

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But I can do the same thing with geofencing anyway within BI

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Container might be the key to victory after all

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Was looking at going proxmox for my non file server

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So would work well

dusky plank Oct 4, 2020, 8:23 AM

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anybody here have a recommendation for a tool which proxies other local services behind it's own url? exactly like supervised does with addons? believe it's ingress but cant find anything... i just like the idea of opening one port only

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 8:23 AM

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Proxmox works fine, it's not the kind of slick commercial polish atx likes, but for the rest of us it's ok 😉

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That sounds like a proxy server @dusky plank

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 8:23 AM

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Also, you experts. For someone who cannot javascript, are there any good guides about making a lovelace UI? More a dashboard than a skiss of the house with interactions is what I am after.

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 8:24 AM

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@dusky plank linuxserver/swag

dusky plank Oct 4, 2020, 8:24 AM

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yeh its essentialy a proxy but easily configurable, guess i'll try nginx with proxy manager

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oh ok then swag it is

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thanks

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 8:25 AM

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🧙

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 8:41 AM

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Silly related question to proxmox earlier....

forest edge Oct 4, 2020, 8:41 AM

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@last cedar what do you mean?

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 8:41 AM

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Can you passthrough a hardware item to a docker like you can to a VM?

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About lovelace? I thought that was javascript right?

forest edge Oct 4, 2020, 8:42 AM

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it is

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 8:42 AM

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I have never seen JS before but waant a UI

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Like a dashboard, not an interactive map like I see a lot of people do

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Where do I start?

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Any good resources for a total js noob?

forest edge Oct 4, 2020, 8:42 AM

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overhauling the whole look would be a nightmare. obviously people have done it but still lol

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I would start with learning JS

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I don't even know much JS

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I tickled the idea of messing with it myself once, but f that, rather just manipulate it using cards and themes lol

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 8:44 AM

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Can you passthrough a hardware item to a docker like you can to a VM?
@last cedar

Yes

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 8:44 AM

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Ok good

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Was thinking an arduino with the custom firmware so I can pull status from stuff

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As I lose gpio ports going from a pi

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 8:45 AM

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From what stuff?

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 8:45 AM

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Alarm system

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For motion tracking

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 8:46 AM

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There are a lot of esp stuff that can do that wirelessly via ip

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 8:46 AM

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Just to turn lights on and off, disarm arm status etc

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 8:46 AM

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Instead of directly attach

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 8:46 AM

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Nothing fancy

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There is no integration for the alarm

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And I don't want double sensors

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 8:46 AM

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If you can do it via an Arduino you can 99% do it via an esp device with esphome

forest edge Oct 4, 2020, 8:47 AM

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just pass it through mqtt

dusky plank Oct 4, 2020, 8:48 AM

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hmm swag has a lot to it but I don't need fail2ban and php because I already have a reverse proxy in front for these so I'll go with proxy manager which has a nice ui 🙂

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 8:48 AM

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UI 🤢

dusky plank Oct 4, 2020, 8:49 AM

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expected nothing more 😄

forest edge Oct 4, 2020, 8:50 AM

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all the raw stuff he eats, makes him sick 24/7

late gate Oct 4, 2020, 10:31 AM

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Someone said solar panels. I felt a tingling in the force a couple of hours ago

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 10:34 AM

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I might have said solar panels

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I would very much like solar panels

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Save some money to buy more servers

late gate Oct 4, 2020, 10:36 AM

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I felt it. I had solar panels and it was the worst decision in my life.

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 10:37 AM

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Because you buy servers for all the money you save?

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And now you are a server hoarder?

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And drams run around biting you whilst you sleep?

late gate Oct 4, 2020, 11:03 AM

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Cause solar panels create so much rf noise it does not play with smart homes.

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 11:08 AM

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Solar 🤢

late gate Oct 4, 2020, 11:08 AM

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it was fun of course to see the production

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but seriously when you cant turn off your zigbee bulbs after sunset cause of rf noise its just not worth it

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But I moved now, no solar panels in sight

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many with smart home around though, but at least I can turn on my lights

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 11:11 AM

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Is that just because the install was done poorly? Or using lower quality inverters etc?

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I hsve never heard about rf from solar being an issue, I do remember many years ago that a dodgy microwave oven caused issues for a sound system, but that was maybe like 15 years ago

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 11:16 AM

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Anything that makes 2.4ghz will make life a hell

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Like BT, microwave, wifi

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With ZigBee

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 11:16 AM

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Do solar panels specifically make interference at around 2.4 though?

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Actually

late gate Oct 4, 2020, 11:16 AM

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yes

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 11:17 AM

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Had some motion detectors that blocked the customers wifi

late gate Oct 4, 2020, 11:17 AM

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if you are use the most common optimizers, tigo, they have a zigbee and ap point on EACH panel

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making life a nightmare

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 11:17 AM

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Any reason they block 2.4ghz?

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Any papers on this?

late gate Oct 4, 2020, 11:17 AM

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they dont block, they flood the band

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 11:17 AM

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I want to read up

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I am guessing it is wider than just a couple hundred mhz though right? Panels themselves or the inverters?

late gate Oct 4, 2020, 11:18 AM

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Its not much, but if you search a bit on solar panels in sweden the army start to demand dismantle of them cause they interfere with coms and air traffic

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 11:18 AM

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Aha

late gate Oct 4, 2020, 11:18 AM

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the panels themself problably does not make rf noise

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 11:18 AM

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I will try googling thanks

late gate Oct 4, 2020, 11:18 AM

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its the cables, inverters and optimizers

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 11:19 AM

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I was wondering if it had something to do with the wavelength of light specifically which meant that the interference was of a specific frequency

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Or suchlike

late gate Oct 4, 2020, 11:20 AM

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and just for the record im not saying dangerous rf - im not a 5g / radiation / conspiracy, but just saying I had about 46 panels, and it make the whole house a 2,4ghz dead zone

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 11:33 AM

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Wow, 46 panels is quite a lot

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But still not excuse for making lots of rf

last plaza Oct 4, 2020, 1:06 PM

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@static schooner verdict is “no watching with kids” 😂

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I’m kinda over the Tegridy Farms and special stuff. Wish they move on to something good.

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 1:08 PM

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Agreed, although randy jerking into the jar actually made my wife chuckle

last plaza Oct 4, 2020, 1:24 PM

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😆

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 2:48 PM

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https://open.spotify.com/track/2tlYXcTPCg8FyzwAz4M3p1?si=CDq0K9tyTfCgytSImKX_8w&utm_source=copy-link

Spotify

After the Gold Rush

k.d. lang · Song · 2004

torn stratus Oct 4, 2020, 2:52 PM

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Before I get super deep into my HA automations, is there anything I’m going to miss out on by running HA core in unRAID as opposed to running it on a rpi?

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 2:52 PM

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You'll miss underwhelming performance and SD card failures

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 2:52 PM

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Oh no

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Not those

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https://media.tenor.com/images/50a4a0f5fdae38f073bda74d922e3f7f/tenor.gif

viral briar Oct 4, 2020, 2:56 PM

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YMMV but canakit raspi 3b+ kits are on clearance at target. https://slickdeals.net/f/14388242-clearance-raspberry-pi-3-b-kits-and-accessories-target-ymmv-in-store-up-to-70-off?prop=pfd-14388242|prt-3&src=featured

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torn stratus Oct 4, 2020, 2:59 PM

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@clever mortar youd stay on unRAID? I feel like I’m missing the ad on community

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 3:01 PM

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I've never used any add-on, never missed them 😉

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If you've learned to set up unRAID you can learn Docker

safe tiger Oct 4, 2020, 3:12 PM

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Time for me to say hello! 🙂 I'm Mike form London, UK. I'm a recent convert to home assistant! Why didn't I do this earlier is my only real big question? Running on an i5 NUC10 in docker.

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 3:13 PM

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Welcome to the madhouse 👍

safe tiger Oct 4, 2020, 3:15 PM

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@clever mortar I was worried the discord channels would be in yaml format.... Getting used to white space being important is a new one on me.

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 3:15 PM

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YAML's not that bad

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I mean, it's easier than JSON for humans...

safe tiger Oct 4, 2020, 3:16 PM

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It's not and it's used all over the place it seems. Just homeassistant is my first venture into it! And yeah it's not that bad, it's just breaking old habbits

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 3:17 PM

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Getting used to YAML is no harder than getting used to Americans using the "wrong" words for things like chips or trousers 😉

deft pewter Oct 4, 2020, 3:18 PM

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I was worried the discord channels would be in yaml
That's actually a genius idea. Let's make it a rule that everything in chat should be in YAML, then maybe people will get it right in HA too.

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 3:18 PM

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@clever mortar hey your british words are wrong

safe tiger Oct 4, 2020, 3:18 PM

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Colour vs color is the worst one with home automation

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 3:18 PM

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like bonnet ....lol

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 3:18 PM

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American, making words skinnier, the irony

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🤏

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 3:18 PM

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like weak norwats ......go figure

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 3:19 PM

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🤕 🤕 🤕

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 3:19 PM

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what does the noriegian army have .....5 people with a stick

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 3:20 PM

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5 grannies with brooms, but damn you don't want to annoy them 😉

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 3:20 PM

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I don't know, they just wanted me for the intelligence service, but I said no 🤫

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 3:20 PM

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that ^^^^ says alot ......i pray for yall

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 3:21 PM

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Government pay always sucks 😄

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 3:22 PM

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Private sector 🤑

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 3:22 PM

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i work goverment .....not so bad .... civilivian is better but less benifits

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 3:22 PM

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Well, that's a where in the world thing

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Here, the difference is usually that it's harder to fire folks in the gov, and the private sector pays more. Benefits tend to be much of a such (once you've made it out of the bottom of the stack)

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 3:23 PM

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Benefits, got that covered for all anyway smart

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 3:25 PM

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with no extra for army and global things like un ....who ..etc ....norway spends much less than most 1st class ecomony's

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 3:25 PM

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Welcome, Mike from London!

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 3:26 PM

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he left ...got tired of taxition without rep

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 3:27 PM

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What!?

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 3:27 PM

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🦻

last cedar Oct 4, 2020, 3:27 PM

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Shame

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 3:30 PM

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he is spitting nails wondering why his country had a gdp less than the smallest usa state

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 3:33 PM

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Yeah, but we've got tea...

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London also has .... ummmm, smog...

safe tiger Oct 4, 2020, 3:33 PM

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(and biscuits, not cookies to go with the tea)

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 3:34 PM

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true ....i give you that ....but we did too ...the chinese brought it over while they built the railroads .....plus a little opioum

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 3:34 PM

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Yeah, but y'all dumped so much of it 😛

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 3:35 PM

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we mean just before we beat the hell out of the brits?

safe tiger Oct 4, 2020, 3:36 PM

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@dull chasm I came in peace, not meaning to start a war

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 3:36 PM

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@safe tiger lol ....you are good

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 3:37 PM

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He just likes trying to rile our resident Norwegian... which is slightly more effective than dropping peas into the ocean to create a tsunami...

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 3:40 PM

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Viking's used to raise fear to their piers ....now its socialist and we raise our hands in defeat

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they did tell thier attackers that there is a 47% tax 🤣

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plus anything they bring into the country must have a 5 year warranty

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 3:57 PM

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Is five year warranty on all electronics now a bad thing?

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🤫

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 4:08 PM

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for invaders......yea

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 4:09 PM

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Good thing we have so few of those

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 4:10 PM

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history says different

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rome .....germany ....

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 4:14 PM

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🤏

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 4:17 PM

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yep it was close...you almost lost your country...sorry you really are not on your own .......part of the EU .....

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 4:25 PM

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You need to read up boy , we have never been part of EU

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⛹️ ⛹️ ⛹️

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 4:25 PM

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there i may be wrong ....never studied the EU .....

deft pewter Oct 4, 2020, 4:25 PM

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EEA, yes. EU, no.

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 4:26 PM

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wasnt norway under bristish control ....so ^^^^

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 4:26 PM

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Europe, EU, EEA, all different

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 4:26 PM

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well isnt it a collarabet effort ?

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 4:26 PM

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What do you mean, USA, Mexico and Canada are all the same

#

🧙

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 4:27 PM

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like i said i have not studied it ....so might be speculating

deft pewter Oct 4, 2020, 4:27 PM

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You are. And you're way off the mark.

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 4:28 PM

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so its just a trade thing not a global monetary control thing

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 4:28 PM

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Anyway, at one point or another so much of the planet was under British control - we did have the empire on which the sun never set (possibly because even gods are afraid of what the Brits will get up to in the dark)

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Thankfully those days are, mostly, in the past...

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 4:28 PM

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true ^^^^

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 4:28 PM

#

https://media.tenor.com/images/6e11ceb5df1b76f33102395773006603/tenor.gif

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 4:28 PM

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but it didnt last long in the us

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 4:28 PM

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I doubt that was the shortest lived one 😉

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 4:29 PM

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that would take way too much reseach but it would be a close second to anything

deft pewter Oct 4, 2020, 4:29 PM

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It is kinda funny for Americans to dump on British history when Americans only have a couple hundred years of their own.

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 4:30 PM

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i am not dumping on bristish history by no means

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 4:30 PM

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Only 169 years, short lived British colony

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 4:30 PM

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100+ years as fur colonies ... 🤣

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 4:31 PM

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🤏

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 4:32 PM

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I've lived in houses older than that ...

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 4:33 PM

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Most of the British houses are 👶

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I think the one I lived in in Ireland was 190 years old

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 4:34 PM

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My Gran's house was about that kind of age, though records are fuzzy as to exactly how old it was

light trout Oct 4, 2020, 4:34 PM

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Cut the wood and count the rings

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 4:34 PM

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So she built it after you were born, that is interesting

deft pewter Oct 4, 2020, 4:35 PM

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I think I've seen your gran's house.

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📎 2Q.png

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 4:35 PM

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👀

deft pewter Oct 4, 2020, 4:35 PM

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Only one ring. One year old.

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 4:35 PM

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Well, it was about that weatherproof 😄

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 4:35 PM

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too young for @clear ferry

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 4:35 PM

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So she was Aussie @clever mortar ?

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I've heard about @hushed basalt house

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More spaces between boards than boards

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 4:36 PM

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Well... when your house is that old, it's gonna need some repair work ...

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Having it a listed building complicates that though 😬

light trout Oct 4, 2020, 4:36 PM

#

https://media.tenor.com/images/3913923a4af61672e4be57ee67977fdb/tenor.gif

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 4:36 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/little-rain-tornado-rainstorm-raining-crazy-rain-blown-away-gif-14304400

Tenor

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 4:37 PM

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so @clever mortar so you are saying that @clear ferry needs plenty of patching

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 4:37 PM

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All humans do

light trout Oct 4, 2020, 4:37 PM

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Their API is pretty broken

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 4:37 PM

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The approved approach involves brain surgery, and for some reason people aren't up for combining that and chainsaws...

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 4:40 PM

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I need some upgrades, and to empty my temp folder for sure

night zodiac Oct 4, 2020, 4:47 PM

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Customer support everywhere lately is picking on me.

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I message this company to tell them my food arrived with a hole in it and they replied cooking instructions.

green inlet Oct 4, 2020, 4:48 PM

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I work under the auspices of, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. For this reason, I deprecated human firmware upgrades long ago.

light trout Oct 4, 2020, 4:49 PM

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That's called a doughnut @night zodiac ;)

night zodiac Oct 4, 2020, 4:49 PM

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https://share.busheezy.dev/9qHMGu.png I need to quit replying within 30 seconds of me waking up

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my patience doesn't exist yet

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📎 download_20201003_212841.jpg

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this attached

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mmmm. water chiccken

hearty depot Oct 4, 2020, 5:00 PM

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@Atxbyea,which SmartWatch you got and love?

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Was it a Amazfit

?

night zodiac Oct 4, 2020, 5:00 PM

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I bought my girl the latest moto 360 and she likes it, not that you asked but 😛

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it's the one made by the third party company but they get to use the moto name or something

hearty depot Oct 4, 2020, 5:02 PM

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Looks sexy, got a Huawei sawfish collecting dust at home, but I don't like it after it doesn't last a day

night zodiac Oct 4, 2020, 5:03 PM

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I was getting her all types of different bands from moto but they quit replying during the virus thing and all

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I wonder if they ever released the bands.

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They offered to send us some for free when they were released but then radio silence

rare condor Oct 4, 2020, 5:17 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXBHIaWIsiY

#

I feel like a lot of you offering support may relate

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 6:30 PM

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@hearty depot yes

hearty depot Oct 4, 2020, 6:31 PM

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Nice, Then I might get this one
https://www.zdnet.com/article/amazfit-zepp-e-square-smartwatch-hands-on-gorgeous-design-long-battery-life-and-focus-on-health/

ZDNet

Amazfit Zepp E Square smartwatch hands-on: Gorgeous design, long ba...

Amazfit's first Zepp-branded watch is appealing for its small size, stunning design, solid health and activity tracking capability, and long battery life. It's limited as a smartwatch though.

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 6:33 PM

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Aye the new one looks nice

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I have the original one

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30+ days battery life

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 6:36 PM

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Damn... for once a smart watch (well, ish) that has a longer battery life than Pebble

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 6:45 PM

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Yeah it is great value

#

It actually was ordered 2 years ago almost to the day

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I paid $65

proven pasture Oct 4, 2020, 7:35 PM

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tried NFC tags. brilliant

dusky plank Oct 4, 2020, 7:45 PM

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what do you guys use the nfc tags for?

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 7:50 PM

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Did you see #tags-archived ?

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 7:52 PM

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🤢

dusky plank Oct 4, 2020, 7:52 PM

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oh, indeed i didn't catch that

upper apex Oct 4, 2020, 7:58 PM

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yo atxbyea are you able to help me in #templates-archived issue has been kicking my butt for a week

velvet horizonBOT Oct 4, 2020, 7:59 PM

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Generally, don't tag people to ask for help - it comes across as bad manners, you’re demanding somebody answers you. It’s different if you’re thanking somebody, obviously. If you do tag somebody keep it polite and respectful. Remember that everybody is a volunteer, and nobody has to help you, and people may block you.

Similarly, please don’t DM (direct message) people asking for help. It also comes across as demanding, and means that others can’t learn from what you do.

Finally, please keep tagging people in replies to a minimum. That too can become annoying very quickly and should be used only when it's necessary (such as if it's been a long time, or there's multiple conversations going on).

upper apex Oct 4, 2020, 7:59 PM

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i didnt tag him lol

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he was active so i just asked

deft pewter Oct 4, 2020, 8:07 PM

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Bad bot.

upper apex Oct 4, 2020, 8:07 PM

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shame

deft pewter Oct 4, 2020, 8:07 PM

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Could also throw this out there...

velvet horizonBOT Oct 4, 2020, 8:07 PM

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The topic of this channel is:

@upper apex NO HOME ASSISTANT SUPPORT HERE (look at the other channels for that). NO POLITICS OR RELIGION!

BE CIVIL to one another or get BANNED permanently.

Remember when reporting spam to include a screenshot of the spam and the user's handle (eg @spammer#123)

deft pewter Oct 4, 2020, 8:08 PM

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If you already asked in a support channel, be patient and wait for the answer in said support channel. Don't hassle people here to give support.

velvet horizonBOT Oct 4, 2020, 8:08 PM

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Don't ask to ask, just ask your question. Then people can answer when they're around.

When you do ask a question, try to provide as much background detail as possible. Ask yourself these questions first so that others don't have to:

What version of the Home Assistant are you running? (remember, last isn't a version)
What exactly are you trying to do that won't work?
Is the problem uniform or erratic?
What's the exact error message?
When did it arise?
What exactly don't you "get"?
Can you share sample code, ideally with line errors where the error occurs?

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 8:08 PM

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I'm the last person anyone should ask about #templates-archived

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💩 💩 💩

upper apex Oct 4, 2020, 8:09 PM

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lol well better than me

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 8:09 PM

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no yours broke long ago

upper apex Oct 4, 2020, 8:09 PM

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been asking there for about a week with no replies so just thought i would ask a familiar name

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no worries

clever mortar Oct 4, 2020, 8:14 PM

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Try the forum then

upper apex Oct 4, 2020, 8:14 PM

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alright will do, thanks

amber bramble Oct 4, 2020, 8:28 PM

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oy i need to get my NAS racked... its currently just sitting on the floor and my 4 year old just jumped on it.... 😐

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 8:30 PM

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Just put it in the bigger rack then

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Oh wait, not everyone has a 42U rack in their garage

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I sometimes forget

amber bramble Oct 4, 2020, 8:32 PM

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i actually do have a 42U rack in my garage 😂

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currently empty because i haven't gotten cat6 out to it or figured out how to keep the dust down and keep it cool in the summer

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 8:40 PM

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Psssh

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I cut wood in my garage

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You will be fine

dusky plank Oct 4, 2020, 9:03 PM

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install minecraft on that, won't happen again

clear ferry Oct 4, 2020, 9:50 PM

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https://i.redd.it/mlv8wcbfd3r51.jpg

rare condor Oct 4, 2020, 9:53 PM

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Much higher than I expected

forest edge Oct 4, 2020, 9:55 PM

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business had to keep going, just ask @tidal bronze

dull chasm Oct 4, 2020, 10:45 PM

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damn here we go again

📎 unknown.png

forest edge Oct 4, 2020, 10:50 PM

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time to install pontoons on your house

tidal bronze Oct 4, 2020, 10:57 PM

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On the house will be after the fact right

rare condor Oct 5, 2020, 1:27 AM

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😦 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K9QjRDIwuw

YouTube

SuperHouseTV

Vlog #63: Australia, worst place in the world for DIY home automation

https://www.superhouse.tv/vlog-63-australia-worst-place-in-the-world-for-diy-home-automation/

Is it true that DIY electrical work can invalidate your home insurance policy? Can you go to prison for replacing the plug on a power board?

In Australia: yes. With the harshest res...

▶ Play video

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 1:42 AM

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40k fine to switch a plug on extension cord 😳. Your electricians have your government by balls 🤣

rare condor Oct 5, 2020, 1:57 AM

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@green inlet Yeah,☹ I had an inspector come around the other day to inspect my Switchboard. He didn't even look at it, just wanted to see compliance paper and left. Its not a safety thing as workmanship is poor, but when electricians cost $120-200 per hour they need to justify time I suppose.

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 4:21 AM

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weekend went by too quick

rare condor Oct 5, 2020, 5:34 AM

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Its good a thing its COVID season and the weekend never ends or starts 😐

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 6:00 AM

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Sure it does, in countries that have stuff under control

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It's been basically normal here since June

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 7:38 AM

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1h50m from home to work

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Usually 35m

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Thank goodness for paid travel

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💩

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 7:40 AM

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decided to bike to work for a change huh? https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7e/17/86/7e1786947652a876b7947926cc75a8d2.jpg

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 7:40 AM

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5m40 🚲

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 7:41 AM

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🤏

hushed basalt Oct 5, 2020, 8:35 AM

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📎 5d84o1n956r51.png

last cedar Oct 5, 2020, 8:39 AM

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That hurts so bad

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Hertz so bad?

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Megahertz?

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I will stop

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 8:40 AM

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https://youtu.be/bcYppAs6ZdI

YouTube

Jeffrey Bosman

Ba dum tss

Ba dum tss. Post a comment with your worst jokes! You can use this sound if someone makes a lame joke, for example on a forum. Just use the embedding codes and have fun!

Also known as Ba dum tsh or the lame joke sound. A lot of people call this the rimshot, but it's also call...

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that will be @clear ferry garage soon since he never cleans it

hushed basalt Oct 5, 2020, 8:41 AM

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Those hard drives are probably a bit floppy now

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🥁

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 8:43 AM

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https://youtu.be/HP8sofAN4xc

YouTube

Unsichtbarer 15

wah wah sound

wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

▶ Play video

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 10:40 AM

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brrrrrrrrr

📎 image0.jpg

hushed basalt Oct 5, 2020, 11:04 AM

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Did that coffee cup charge you a $100m to deliver a $0.50 drink?

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 11:13 AM

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I just found that gem in a big pile of mugs in our office

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 12:14 PM

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Big blue

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🤢

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🤏

midnight adder Oct 5, 2020, 12:19 PM

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Migrated to Home Assistant last weekend after using Domoticz for years....HA is great! I'm totally convinced after using it for 3 days now 😀

torn stratus Oct 5, 2020, 3:25 PM

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Is a running HA on a rpi 4 2gb a lot worse than running HA core in unraid? I feel so limited with HA core

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 3:27 PM

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I run a lot on a pi4 and I'm nowhere near hitting a limit

clever mortar Oct 5, 2020, 3:32 PM

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Limited ... core ... 🤔

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It's still HA, there's no difference there

night zodiac Oct 5, 2020, 3:40 PM

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using 2% of my CPU and 14.4% of RAM currently on a pi 4

torn stratus Oct 5, 2020, 3:52 PM

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I don’t have supervisor, no ad-ons. Just difficult for me to learn when 90% of the guides use a different version than me.

clever mortar Oct 5, 2020, 4:01 PM

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Add-ons are just other software in Docker containers

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The Mosquitto add-on - that's Mosquitto, in Docker

light trout Oct 5, 2020, 4:04 PM

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You can run Mosquitto in docker?

shy comet Oct 5, 2020, 4:22 PM

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https://www.forbes.com/sites/daveywinder/2020/10/04/hacker-uploads-own-fingerprints-to-crime-scene-in-dumbest-cyberattack-ever/#364233212d46

Forbes

Hacker Uploads Own Fingerprints To Crime Scene In Dumbest Cyber Att...

I've been around cybersecurity for 30 years, but this has to be one of the dumbest cyber attacks ever

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definitely one of those "you cant make this up" moment lol

amber bramble Oct 5, 2020, 4:27 PM

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chances of a ryzen price drop in the next couple weeks?

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my main computer is due for an update.

shy comet Oct 5, 2020, 4:28 PM

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black friday is like 6 weeks away

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probably wise to hold off on most purchases

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 4:38 PM

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@torn stratus anything addons do you can do yourself in five other ways, sure if you have no interest in learning a useful skill, you can run supervised, but supervised installation is the limited install, not core or container

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@amber bramble well, I'm rolling out next gen amd to customers in beta, so I would be surprised if a new generation is released before q1 or q2 2021

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 4:41 PM

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@shy comet Wow, big-brain move on that one...

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@clear ferry I mean, I totally understand their perspective, though... you install Core, and you do appear to get fewer features. Whole menu options are just missing (anything to do with addons)

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And if you aren't prepared to deal with replacing that functionality yourself, it is limiting

shy comet Oct 5, 2020, 4:45 PM

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thats kinda why the home page directs users to the version that contains the add-on

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it used to talk about docker and pyenv and that just caused more confusion

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 4:45 PM

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Sure, but had the same discussion with a friend the other day, people have stopped knowing how to reverse with their car without sensors, people are becoming less self sufficient and generally technically more inept

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 4:46 PM

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installed her supercharger herself, and still didn't want to deal with a Core install of HA

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 4:46 PM

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😬

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 4:46 PM

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That reaction, lol

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 4:46 PM

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Supercharger, that's the boring American version of a turbo you say

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🤫

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 4:46 PM

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It's a turbo that doesn't lag, yeah

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😉

torn stratus Oct 5, 2020, 4:47 PM

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@clear ferry I had no idea! I'll stick with what I have then.

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 4:47 PM

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Also, my particular car doesn't need any more exhaust backpressure than it already has

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Super > Turbo for a GT86

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 4:47 PM

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I need a turbo replaced in my daughters car, going to be in NC anytime soon 🤣

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 4:48 PM

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Actually only supercharged car I have driven is a VW corrado

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 4:53 PM

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The other issue with installing a turbo on a GT86 is the cramped engine bay... which leads to things like this existing

📎 STS-FRS-BRZ-TURBO-2.png

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That is a turbocharger behind the rear bumper

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A supercharger was significantly easier to install, since most of it mounts on top of the engine rather than intermingling with the exhaust

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 4:58 PM

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Ooof, give me the engine compartment of a Volvo 245 anyday

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 4:58 PM

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@green inlet probably not planning to travel outside of California any time soon, lol

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@clear ferry Can't blame the designers for building it this way, honestly. The car has a boxer engine mounted as low as possible to keep the center of gravity down

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But, yeah, that also results in the bottom side of the engine bay having very little space to work with

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 5:00 PM

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I've had two boxer engines

night zodiac Oct 5, 2020, 5:02 PM

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same car?

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😛

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 5:02 PM

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One EA71 and one EA81

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🧙

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 5:03 PM

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This is an FA20

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I had to look up what an EA71 was... that thing was from the 70's? Damn

upper apex Oct 5, 2020, 5:32 PM

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Check this out

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https://www.tomshardware.com/news/nvidia-jetson-nano-2gb-launched

Tom's Hardware

Affordable AI: Nvidia Launches $59, 2GB Jetson Nano Computer

The new Jetson Nano costs $40 less than its predecessor and comes with Wi-Fi.

last dirge Oct 5, 2020, 5:34 PM

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does it have an inbuilt speaker that plays the Jetsons doorbell noise on boot?

upper apex Oct 5, 2020, 5:34 PM

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No

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Toto-Africa

last dirge Oct 5, 2020, 5:35 PM

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missed opportunity

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY4bz7_qFgc

YouTube

The Marimba Squad

Jetsons DoorBell Ringtone and Alert

Jetsons DoorBell Ringtone and Alert
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This Ringtone can be set as Default Ringtone, Alarm Or Assign it to any Contact

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upper apex Oct 5, 2020, 5:36 PM

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https://youtu.be/QAo_Ycocl1E

YouTube

Toto - Topic

Africa

Provided to YouTube by Sony Music Entertainment

Africa · Toto

Toto IV

℗ 1982 Columbia Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment

Released on: 1982-04-08

Background Vocal, Keyboards, Vocal, Composer, Lyricist: David Paich
Background Vocal: Bobby Kimball
Composer, Ly...

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subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 5:39 PM

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@upper apex You see the RockPiX finally launched?

upper apex Oct 5, 2020, 5:40 PM

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The heck is that?

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 5:41 PM

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Pi form-factor single-board computer, up to 4GB of dual-channel LPDDR3 RAM, up to 128GB onboard eMMC

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And it's powered by a quad core Intel Atom

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It's x86

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2GB RAM / 16 GB eMMC starts at $59. 4GB RAM / 32GB eMMC starts at $75

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 5:43 PM

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@subtle pasture I'm an old bastard

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Atom 🤢

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Pis 🤢

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 5:44 PM

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@clear ferry Better than rockchip 😉

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 5:44 PM

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Rockchip 🤢

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 5:45 PM

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Also, being x86 (and intel-everything, including the GPU and NIC), the software support is significantly better than an ARM SBC

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 5:46 PM

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All are kids toys

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🤏

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 5:46 PM

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an x86 computer is a kids toy now? 🤔

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 5:47 PM

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Yes

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IA64 master race

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Or PA-RISC

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Heck Alpha

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 5:47 PM

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Itanium, outta nowhere. lol

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Seriously though, it'll be nice to buy a pi-style computer (other than the pi itself) and not have to worry about ongoing support...

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 5:49 PM

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Psssh, just buy something proper to begin with

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🤣

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 5:49 PM

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Way too many ARM SBCs never get mainline support, and therefor get stuck on some ancient hacked/patched linux kernel forever

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It's an x86 computer... that'd be pretty proper

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 5:50 PM

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Psssh, 64bit or bust 🙅

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 5:50 PM

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it's a 64bit Atom...

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Also, kinda impressive to see an entire x86 PC running off of nothing but USB-C power (or PoE, with a hat)

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 5:52 PM

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Not all atoms are 64bit, so i wouldn't bet on it just by hearing atom 👻

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Also my Chromebook is x86-64 and runs off usbc

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 5:52 PM

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This SBC sports a Z8350, so yeah, quad core, 64bit

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 5:52 PM

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My zbook g3 can run run off usb, and that beast uses a 150w psu

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Or rather ,it accepts USBC power

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 5:53 PM

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Big difference with the Chromebook is it has a battery to smooth out the power delivery. The battery can supply a lot of current

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This is a bare board with no battery running off of USB-C (or, again, PoE)

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 5:54 PM

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What's the wattage of the system total?

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 5:54 PM

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Not sure, though intel rates the CPU itself as 2w (that includes the CPU, GPU, and chipset)

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 5:54 PM

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Usbc can be 5/9/18v and different wattages too, up to 40w I think

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Oh, 100w it seems

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 6:02 PM

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Anyway, nice to have an alternative to the Up Board, with a cheaper pricetag and more features

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 6:51 PM

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still don't know why anyone would run HA on a 100watt device when <10 watt is enough. (excluding instances with many webcams)

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but hey, thats just my stupid opinion and I can already smell a 🤢

clever mortar Oct 5, 2020, 6:55 PM

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Well, just because it can consume a total of 100W doesn't mean it always does

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My home server is capable of drawing some 450W, and usually draws well under 50W

deft pewter Oct 5, 2020, 6:56 PM

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Next you're going to tell us something crazy like devices only drawing what they need.

clever mortar Oct 5, 2020, 6:56 PM

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I know... scary stuff

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 6:57 PM

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When you get all the hardware you need and more for free.....why not I guess.
@subtle pasture , is automobile repair something you are trained in or just good with the YouTube and took a shot at it? Wondering if I should venture into the turbo replacement on the Nissan cx7 or just bite the bullet and pay someone

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 7:01 PM

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What are these?

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Wattages for ants?

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🏇 🏇 🏇

deft pewter Oct 5, 2020, 7:03 PM

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🤏

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 7:03 PM

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austria is small 🐜

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🇦🇹 small austria
🇨🇭 small autria+

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 7:12 PM

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https://media.tenor.com/images/e3f65cd91017c9e08ebd475ec4b0fd65/tenor.gif

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 7:28 PM

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https://countryeconomy.com/countries/compare/austria/norway

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smile

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 7:32 PM

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3rd world vs 3rd world.. fight..

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 7:33 PM

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@green inlet Nah, not trained in automotive repair. My dad is a car guy, so I had a lot of exposure growing up, and I did lots of reading / watching tutorials before installing the SC myself

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Also, my first car was my dad's old 89 firebird that he drove into the ground. Keeping that running was fun. lol

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Had 300,000 miles on it when he gave it to me ._.

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 7:35 PM

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lol

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fire chicken

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 7:35 PM

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Ever had your shifter just.... fall through the floor?

last dirge Oct 5, 2020, 7:36 PM

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@green inlet "turbo replacement" is a HUGE potential for finding a lot of broken bolts

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and a pretty big potential for breaking bolts 🙂

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 7:36 PM

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GM apparently thought securing the lever assembly that sets the height of the shift lever with a single non-locking nut was a good idea...

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So one day, driving along, there's a clunk, and the entire lever just vanishes through the center console

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 7:37 PM

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reason why people viewed the newer firebirds as junk

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 7:37 PM

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Easy fix in the end, also a bit scary when it happens out of nowhere. lol

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 7:38 PM

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was it a 6 cyl?

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 7:38 PM

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I wish. It was the 8-cyl

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 7:38 PM

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well i dunno the 305 is better than the 6 lol

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 7:39 PM

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So, thanks to emissions standards, the 89's v8 is kinda gimped... the v6 version of the car from the same year is available turbo-charged, and puts out more horsepower

last dirge Oct 5, 2020, 7:39 PM

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I can't hear you over the GNX sounds

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 7:39 PM

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Also, there's literally no good upgrades for a 305 block

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 7:40 PM

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the buick regals were nice

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 7:40 PM

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Everyone just does an engine swap, rather than dealing with trying to get more power out of a 305

last dirge Oct 5, 2020, 7:40 PM

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well, it's cheaper

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 7:40 PM

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e'yup

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 7:40 PM

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back then engine swapping was easy and 350's were cheap

last dirge Oct 5, 2020, 7:40 PM

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and you can put in an injected LS that makes about twice the Hp stock for about the same as heads/cam on a 305

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 7:40 PM

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I helped a friend swap a 402 into his 76 Chevelle

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That was... a loud car...

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 7:41 PM

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@last dirge , you are only a hop skip and a jump away from replacing the turbo 🤣

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 7:42 PM

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@last dirge Believe me, I did the math back when I had that car

last dirge Oct 5, 2020, 7:42 PM

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turbos like to do really unfriendly shit like make bolts parts of other things

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 7:42 PM

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Yea, I kid. It is going to the dealer. Just another 2500k flying out my butthole

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 7:43 PM

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turbo's and sc's were not cheap in those days

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 7:43 PM

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@green inlet Just got the mental image of an intel Core i5 2500k shooting across the room

last dirge Oct 5, 2020, 7:43 PM

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2.5 million?

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seems high for a turbo swap

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 7:44 PM

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Auh yes, been a long day.

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2,500.00

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When money flies out your ass so quickly, it all becomes a blur anyway

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 7:45 PM

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i smell bugatti veyron supersport

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 7:45 PM

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dam,n all this making me wanna watch cannonball again lol https://youtu.be/evA3_NV7cPM

YouTube

Konstantinos Papagiannopoulos

THE CANNONBALL RUN (1981) Intro - Lamborghini Countach LP400S (S2)

▶ Play video

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 7:46 PM

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Also, was a bit weird going from a car that makes 200 HP with a V8, to a car that makes 200 HP with a 4 cyl boxer...

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#Efficiency

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 7:46 PM

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My buddy used to have a turbo Trans Am, just like the one in Smokey in the bandit. That car was fun to drive.

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 7:47 PM

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I'd love to get my hands on a 69 Firebird. That's my dream project car...

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 7:47 PM

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69..

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 7:47 PM

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Mid-life crisis part II == Corvette

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 7:47 PM

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They're rare as hell, though. Partially because the body design makes them prone to pooling water / rusting out around the rear window

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 7:49 PM

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https://de.meming.world/images/de/thumb/3/3d/Phil_Swift_Slapping_on_Flex_Tape.jpg/300px-Phil_Swift_Slapping_on_Flex_Tape.jpg

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 7:49 PM

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@green inlet why you saw so many stingrays in people's garage, the father's mid life crisis lol

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 7:50 PM

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You guys watch car masters rust to riches on Netflix ? They don’t keep much stock but they do some cool things to muscle cars.

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 7:51 PM

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I don't watch young people hobbies anymore.. hurts my back

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 7:55 PM

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You are a trip Sonoma

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 7:55 PM

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@forest edge Never fails, someone has to point out the year and say "...nice..."

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https://tenor.com/view/nice-south-park-not-bad-good-one-gif-4294992

Tenor

South Park

▶ Play video

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 8:00 PM

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only eunuchs don't point out 69

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here comes one now

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:01 PM

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@green inlet the female percentage has gone up a bit here recently, finally you aren't alone with your awesome hair

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 8:02 PM

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A very accurate description of my hair. I like to add sexy in the mix also though

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:02 PM

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Unlike the rest of us

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Hairless fat bastards

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🧙

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@green inlet is one of the few people who have seen me on cam

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He will never recover

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 8:03 PM

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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RevolvingSkeletalGrayfox-size_restricted.gif

Gfycat

Peter Griffin orbit

family guy, orbit, gravity, fat

▶ Play video

deft pewter Oct 5, 2020, 8:04 PM

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Wouldn't have been so bad if you'd had clothes on.

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:04 PM

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🦵

deft pewter Oct 5, 2020, 8:04 PM

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🍆

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 8:05 PM

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I used to be a hairless fat bastard

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Now I have luscious flowing sexy hair

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:07 PM

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@green inlet
https://media.tenor.com/images/54900b78572f671f2861b1e6b0592018/tenor.gif

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 8:08 PM

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do you sell sexy merchandise undewear too and don't wear any at the same time?

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:09 PM

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Yes

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 8:09 PM

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Last night I order my Joe exotic tv.com baseball cap, pierceless hoop earrings, a tribal chocker, and a fuck carol baskin temporary tattoo

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:09 PM

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I sell used motherboard

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That you freaks can sniff

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Only on my only fans

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🦵

daring oak Oct 5, 2020, 8:09 PM

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Evening people, speak to me about thermostats and boiler control! I need to ditch Tado (issue with the internet bridge since I got it, TADO have agreed to a refund) I'm UK based. Anyone have any experience of opentherm diy solutions? Also sorry for interrupting the sexy flowing hair chat! I feel like this isn't the right channel to ask about my thermostat issues 😆

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 8:09 PM

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mhmmm potato salad

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I feel like this isn't the right channel to ask about my thermostat issues 😆
@daring oak exactly

daring oak Oct 5, 2020, 8:11 PM

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What channel can I disturb without ruining the Sexy Potato OnlyFans chat?

clever mortar Oct 5, 2020, 8:11 PM

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See #hardware-archived

deft pewter Oct 5, 2020, 8:13 PM

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Aww, they think atx is a Sexy Potato.

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Nicest thing I've seen anyone call him.

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 8:14 PM

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I need an OnlyFans page

daring oak Oct 5, 2020, 8:14 PM

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I mean I wouldn't go that far

shy comet Oct 5, 2020, 8:14 PM

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dude wtf google drive spam now?

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:14 PM

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https://media.tenor.com/images/ac8d204debf9184c9b74b4c634e5305a/tenor.gif

daring oak Oct 5, 2020, 8:14 PM

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I've got a feeling I can't explain

deft pewter Oct 5, 2020, 8:15 PM

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It's okay, atx has that effect on guys.

shy comet Oct 5, 2020, 8:16 PM

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https://imgur.com/a/PBcrmso new spam methods 🤦‍♂️

daring oak Oct 5, 2020, 8:16 PM

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I'll be sure to write about this experience in my diary

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:16 PM

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Only guys @deft pewter ?

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What about servers...

deft pewter Oct 5, 2020, 8:16 PM

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I dunno. I didn't think you'd ever spoken to a girl.

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:16 PM

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My daughter doesn't count?

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🤕

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 8:17 PM

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minors..

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🚔

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way to make things in this channel awkward

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 8:24 PM

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p3dobrien

last dirge Oct 5, 2020, 8:25 PM

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lol

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 8:25 PM

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Ok, 🤔

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 8:27 PM

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yeah ok I go now 🚶

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 8:28 PM

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Lmao, you aren’t going to hurt my feelings. Trust me.

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You are about the 15th person who has said that.

last dirge Oct 5, 2020, 8:29 PM

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maybe they're onto something

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 8:29 PM

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thats how i always spell your name in my confused brian

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 8:29 PM

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🤷🏼‍♂️

last dirge Oct 5, 2020, 8:29 PM

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your brian is indeed confused

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 8:31 PM

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I look away for a second and come back to motherboard sniffing O.o

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 8:32 PM

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https://youtu.be/NdfP5_jh268

YouTube

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dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 8:32 PM

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how can you not like that?
https://media1.tenor.com/images/e4242f788254a95bcc9e7b3902dd74dc/tenor.gif?itemid=8388654

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NOooO SUppOrt!!!!

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 8:34 PM

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sheesh, make one joke and it really does get awkward in here lol

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 8:34 PM

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Or maybe the land of 🧚‍♀️, 🌈, and 🦄 @clear ferry

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@forest edge , one minor change and poof, you were talking to ATX 🤣

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 8:40 PM

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just glad there are no girls who come to this server to witness this sick stuff you people bring up...

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 8:42 PM

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real good potato salad?

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:48 PM

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Also you fools

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It's Pedro Brian

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The Mexican midget

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 8:48 PM

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Ok, that made me laugh out loud.

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:49 PM

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🤏

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https://media.tenor.com/images/dd02936f9a368aa0b7ce56a100b76672/tenor.gif

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 8:49 PM

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@forest edge 🤨

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:49 PM

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🤫 🤫 🤫

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He can't see you if you don't move

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 8:50 PM

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lol @ typo

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:50 PM

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https://media.tenor.com/images/9ddd7a97409c48e575a147c377cef97c/tenor.gif

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 8:51 PM

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I was wondering when you were going to jump in @subtle pasture

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 8:52 PM

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Can't put all my attention into Discord right now, since I'm also working

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:52 PM

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This late in the evening

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Kids these days

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 8:52 PM

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Working from home absolutely makes it easier to keep an eye on Discord, though 👀

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 8:53 PM

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Ha, it like 2 pm in her neck of the woods

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:53 PM

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Psssh

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It all is unicorn time

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So 11pm

light trout Oct 5, 2020, 8:54 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/5oclock-somewhere-gif-11271211

Tenor

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 8:55 PM

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Currently 4:54 EST.

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 8:55 PM

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https://img.ifunny.co/images/33362bd5af60bd4d928aba0d0fd26d031583e51404f473246876e2461adcb4e6_1.jpg

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 8:55 PM

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I have to be sober enough to write working MySQL queries, so... 🤷‍♀️

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:56 PM

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So not very

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 8:56 PM

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hah

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You've never seen a ConnectWise Automate back-end database...

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:56 PM

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Thankfully I never will

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I'm the guy who keeps the stuff no-one heard of running, so stuff works

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 8:57 PM

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i smell SOAP and DB2

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 8:57 PM

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By the way, I did watch the newest episode of South Park. I think they hit a whole new level of awkward

light trout Oct 5, 2020, 8:58 PM

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They did an episode on #the-water-cooler ?

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:58 PM

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Not more than me on cam@green inlet

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😬 😬 😬

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 8:58 PM

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It blew the lounge out of the water

light trout Oct 5, 2020, 8:58 PM

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I doubt that

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 8:59 PM

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I'm supposed to be our RMM tool dev / automation expert (I work at a managed services provider, so we do IT on contract for other companies), but I've also become de facto full-stack IT for our internal infrastructure.

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 8:59 PM

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Pedro Brian even said I looked as angry as I sound

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 9:00 PM

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I think you were hamming it up for the camera 🤣

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:00 PM

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On the up side, that meant I got to play around with our shiny new AMD EPYC server with dual 64 core / 128 thread CPUs before racking it

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 9:00 PM

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🧙 🧙 🧙

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Too bad you can't touch my beta AMD chips then

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:01 PM

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I threw Windows on it to do diagnostics before installing ESXi and moving our virtual machines over to it...
It was weird having more cores than processes

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 9:01 PM

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unzips pants

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 9:01 PM

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I installed a 128 core system in 2012

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It was... Interesting

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With windows

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:02 PM

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How many sockets did that take in 2012?

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 9:02 PM

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8

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:02 PM

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O_O

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NUMA node hell, that is...

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 9:02 PM

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Now I work with 32 socket systems

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:02 PM

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Even this dual socket server still has 4 NUMA nodes to deal with. If it weren't a virtualization host it'd be a problem...

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 9:03 PM

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Or theoretically it scales to 64 sockets

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 9:04 PM

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Now I work with 32 socket systems
@clear ferry with windows? 😄

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 9:04 PM

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It supports Windows

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Only 28 core CPUs though

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Currently

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 9:06 PM

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what is this?
core counts for ants?

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A64FX pleeeasseeee

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:06 PM

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Core counts large enough to run Crysis with software rendering...

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 9:07 PM

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Well, yes

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But it supports 64 GPUs too

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:09 PM

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core ~~penis~~ comparisons...

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 9:09 PM

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My penis has nothing on a core count of 896

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🙅

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:09 PM

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nothing indeed lol

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:10 PM

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The number of times @forest edge inserts genitalia into the discussion is rather high...

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 9:10 PM

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what is that power used for anyways? weather calculations? folding at home might be a bit overwhelmed

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:10 PM

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the only thing this midday rant in lounge is missing is beer chat @tidal bronze

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 9:10 PM

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That's what happens when 90 year old men go online

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https://media.tenor.com/images/82107402a49621113185430455a9d914/tenor.gif

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:11 PM

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@subtle pasture maybe some like to insert genitalia into things.. you ever think of that..

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 9:11 PM

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@dusky plank solitaire?

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:11 PM

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awkward~

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:12 PM

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Those jokes just keep getting more and more forced, lol

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:12 PM

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forced

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 9:13 PM

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https://media.tenor.com/images/c5d1c277e5e1e122b94eea4e3d61bdaf/tenor.gif

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:13 PM

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@forest edge Do I need to get out the dominatrix boots and hemp rope?

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:13 PM

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no i'm not norwegian

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 9:13 PM

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🦻

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Hwat

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:13 PM

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I'm not even gonna ask what Norway has to do with anything XD

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:13 PM

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everything

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 9:14 PM

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https://media.tenor.com/images/02dca67ee57fb117fe0f8611cca3b7d6/tenor.gif

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:14 PM

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does crying in norwegian resemble the same sound old telephone modems made?

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 9:15 PM

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Not far off

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 9:15 PM

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I think we learned one thing today. @subtle pasture can hold her own

tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:15 PM

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@forest edge don't bother me just sat down to eat.

📎 Screenshot_20201005-141459_Gallery.jpg

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:15 PM

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don't make it awkward @green inlet

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||jk||

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@tidal bronze the fries are actually throwing me off alittle lol

tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:17 PM

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Sweet potato fries, anyway that's my wife's thing.

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:17 PM

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so she eats normal editable food while you eat the gross stuff?

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 9:18 PM

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isn't that how marriage works?

tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:18 PM

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Exactly 💯

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:19 PM

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I wouldn't call lobster gross, but it is difficult to eat drenched in sauce and still fully inside the shell...

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:19 PM

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this is why quad is afk so much during the day, not cause he's working or installing new speakers.. having his stomach pumped

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:19 PM

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Also, those shrimps don't look de-veined

tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:20 PM

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@subtle pasture guess you've not been to a boiling crab. 😆

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:20 PM

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Nope 👀

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:20 PM

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see @tidal bronze not all cali's are gross..

tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:21 PM

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Too kind buddy, too kind

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:21 PM

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had us all thinking this was normal there.. pssh

tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:22 PM

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Oh wow you just pulled a Ed Bassmaster on me 🙄

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:22 PM

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lol

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half that is what some New Orleans plates look like as well

shy comet Oct 5, 2020, 9:24 PM

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mmmm boiling crab

tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:24 PM

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Yep its cajun + garlic pepper butter = The Whole Shebang

shy comet Oct 5, 2020, 9:24 PM

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yea thats the one i get too

tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:25 PM

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@shy comet the Mulholland drive one was closed and opened this weekend. I am the happiest cat.

shy comet Oct 5, 2020, 9:25 PM

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haha nice

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man i remember a time when the closest one was like an hour away lol

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:25 PM

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cannot go a single day without these boy cats trying to show each other who's boss

tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:25 PM

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Yep Wilshire BLVd

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:26 PM

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soo annoying

dull chasm Oct 5, 2020, 9:26 PM

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no no no .... a proper louisiana plate

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tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:26 PM

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Here he comes.

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:26 PM

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crawdads

shy comet Oct 5, 2020, 9:26 PM

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obviously that picture was pre-covid 😛

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:26 PM

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I tried crawdads once, about made me vomit

shy comet Oct 5, 2020, 9:27 PM

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we got a good camping spot out in santa barbara where you can go crawdad hunting in a small stream

dull chasm Oct 5, 2020, 9:27 PM

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with a side of

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tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:27 PM

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@dull chasm is it de-veined? @subtle pasture says it MUST be

dull chasm Oct 5, 2020, 9:27 PM

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almost never

shy comet Oct 5, 2020, 9:27 PM

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😂

tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:27 PM

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🤣

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:28 PM

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I didn't say it must be. You can eat shrimp shit if you like...

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You do you, man

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:28 PM

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lol

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quad eats anything

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I mean anything

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his only blockade is uncooked, but then @clear ferry rushes in to pick up that mantle

dull chasm Oct 5, 2020, 9:28 PM

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usually its deviened for the city folks at fancy resturants ....but not any where else usually

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:29 PM

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I mean, I do it when I cook shrimp at home, as well

dull chasm Oct 5, 2020, 9:29 PM

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LOL .....well we eat it out of number buckets or boats in backyard ....hardly ever cook inside

tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:30 PM

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Lol

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:30 PM

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🤢

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I need to consider walking away now

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 9:30 PM

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that's what separates the people who survive covid

tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:30 PM

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I gotta try that de-veined shrimp one of these days.

shy comet Oct 5, 2020, 9:30 PM

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LOL

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:30 PM

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Seafood starting to sound good right about now... though that might be because we cooked two 4lb tritip roasts back-to-back

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:30 PM

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why not just eat it while it's still alive?

shy comet Oct 5, 2020, 9:31 PM

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@tidal bronze just get shrimp at whole foods they do a good job on it

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:31 PM

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Little bit done with red meat at the moment, need some variety @_@

dull chasm Oct 5, 2020, 9:31 PM

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well the damn spices we use will just about kill anything .....its just a culture thing i guess ...like she said i guess nothing wrong eiither way

shy comet Oct 5, 2020, 9:31 PM

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damn some tritip sounds bomb too lol

tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:31 PM

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@shy comet I don't care for that stuff man unless I am at a Michelin star.

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:31 PM

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@shy comet I made fresh homemade chimichurri sauce to go with it 😄

dusky plank Oct 5, 2020, 9:32 PM

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everybody talking lobsters but have you guys ever had good potato salad?

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:32 PM

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lol

shy comet Oct 5, 2020, 9:32 PM

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@tidal bronze lol its about the only place i go to get shrimp to put in the sous vide

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:33 PM

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atleast this isn't about calamari

dull chasm Oct 5, 2020, 9:33 PM

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we do alot of this also

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subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:33 PM

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Mmm, potato salad... with red potatoes and blue cheese 🤤

dull chasm Oct 5, 2020, 9:33 PM

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hog roast

tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:33 PM

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@forest edge do you see the fried calamari?

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:33 PM

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I activily looked away from it

dull chasm Oct 5, 2020, 9:33 PM

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smelled bad too

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:33 PM

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y'all are making me hungry >_>

shy comet Oct 5, 2020, 9:34 PM

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@forest edge calamari is for the deep fryer lol

tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:34 PM

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@dull chasm you getting sniffy on me now ?

subtle pasture Oct 5, 2020, 9:34 PM

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Fried calamari can be amazing, but it's very easy to over-cook it

dull chasm Oct 5, 2020, 9:34 PM

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causes gas too @forest edge

shy comet Oct 5, 2020, 9:34 PM

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you never notice how easy it is to over-cook it until you try it for yourself lol

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but when done right its like butter

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 9:35 PM

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Just do smalahove @forest edge

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:35 PM

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squid is absolutely gross

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 9:35 PM

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https://media.snl.no/media/51803/standard_compressed_smalahove.jpg

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:35 PM

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@clear ferry you have issues

green inlet Oct 5, 2020, 9:35 PM

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And I am over here eating crockpot lemon chicken on riced cauliflower. #ICantEatLobsterIHaveKids

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 9:35 PM

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🤫

wet pilot Oct 5, 2020, 9:35 PM

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Lol

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:36 PM

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@clear ferry I bet you eat the teeth too don't you?

wet pilot Oct 5, 2020, 9:36 PM

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My wife made carnitas this weekend for daughter's bday party

clear ferry Oct 5, 2020, 9:36 PM

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They are good for dessert

tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:36 PM

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Talking about calamari

📎 Screenshot_20201005-143606_Gallery.jpg

forest edge Oct 5, 2020, 9:36 PM

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ok i got shit to do..

tidal bronze Oct 5, 2020, 9:36 PM

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😅