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Appropriate solution for problem โ
Just sell cloud โ๏ธ

BUT IT <insert buzzword here> with your business, which is great for <insert buzzword here> and is highly <insert buzzword here> while keeping your site <insert buzzword here>
lambda is one service I really like but the others, meh
The irony of me being the busiest worker with military and dark site customers, while at the same time doing AWS certification
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on the one hand I'm intrigued to know what you mean with "dark site customers", on the other I'm sure I will sleep better without
any site airgapped from the internet
with very few people knowing it's location
and very few people allowed to enter
ok "site" site... I thought of website
airgapped from the internet? is that a technical term? lol
yes
Very yes
An air gap, air wall, air gapping or disconnected network is a network security measure employed on one or more computers to ensure that a secure computer network is physically isolated from unsecured networks, such as the public Internet or an unsecured local area network. It...
TIL
wtf what a dumb name
it makes total sense ๐
not my fault you are not proficient in the English language
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"disconnected network" stick with that
that's not the same
the airgap term was takin from plumbing according to that wiki lol
how is not the same?
in the field we would use that term for a computer not connected physically to any network
a lan party with no connections to the internet is a disconnected network(airgapped)
if you say airgapped everyone knows what you are talking about
there are a lot of "disconnected network" systems out there, that have not network link, but have a local monitor that you can interact with
like a diesel pump controller
while a airgapped system (one or more computers) are interconnected to each other, and maybe even to a second site via a private link
is it comparable to a terminal server?
although not connected to any other networks or ther internet
that is something completely different @dusky plank
it's a dumb name
lets see, what is the origin of that terminolgy and when did it come about
if it was after 2000, your a turd lol
Well, technically they pre-date the Internet ๐
talking about the name
the reference
not once ever heard of that term, unless that is just an EU thing
I predate datacenters
that is right, you are born in the 30s
usually when I look into this channel at that time there's some kind of beverage to see and mentions of pdobrien,
it was more fun that way
I can't find a solid date but everything on that wiki was like 2010+ lol
Pre-dates that by a long long long time
Tink knows, he's been working with this since the 50s
Ayup
well again, maybe this is just a EU thang
Nah
Pretty universal
bad at using bad names, you are right lol
@clear ferry over there maintaining his "airgapped" networks using the latest tech https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2e/c7/a6/2ec7a62d27552100624729c708bf5153.jpg
I see tech in the US is still lagging behind the rest of the world
uh didn't you just open your brand new appleII the other day?
@forest edge One of the most infamous airgapped computers in fiction is the one Tom Cruise hangs over in the original Mission Impossible. The term itself came from military/intelligence fields in the US ๐
I'm aware of what it is, but the name.. yea no lol
it's stupid
and on top of that it seems as time goes on the term gets more muddy in what's considered "air gapped" even in scenarios where it literally makes no sense at all lol
do future generations a favor, stop referring to them as that lol
Good luck trying to get a whole industry to change the term. The same industry that still has a floppy disk as the default save icon ๐
tell me about it
pssh, we refer to it as it is referred to in the business, you laymans can do whatever you want
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yes you would even call it a penismsickle is they told you too
You turned up to all the training, well done
no thanks, i get enough junk mail
30 multiple choice questions you say... ๐
https://twitter.com/lunasorcery/status/1311703862286397440 Wonder how long before HA gets hit by this....
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you really should put tape across that to improve that mugs appearance
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BMW makes a lot of shit the last decades
There is only a few models I would actually like to own
E32 \ E38 \ E53 \ E70 \ E24
the latest X7 is interesting though, but the pricepoint is ridicoulous
the x7 is huge, makes no sense for me, maybe you guys have enough space up there
you can also go cybertruck if you want to have an x7
would rather have a cybertruck than a bmw
The S is horrible to drive, albeit fun, the X is a soccer mom car with no comfort upgrade from an S and the 3 I haven't driven yet
no cybertruck mentioned, HA
Haven't driven it logically, but I'm betting it'll be shite comfortwise
the S is the "luxury" one
and that is horrible compared to most cars I've driven
Heck, my 2005 V70 is more comfortable and practical than a S
what do you expect from a 10year old compared to 100year old companies?
Better
๐ classic atx
At that price point, albeit, in Norway a full tesla ludicrous is $75k, retail EU price is somewhere in $180k last I checked
Heck, for $18k you get a extended range E-golf, that is more comfortable than a S
audi โฅ๏ธ
Sold my A8L last year, it was hard, but when they stop selling parts it gets more and more expensive
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However, now I can print spare parts myself with the 3d printer ๐ค
I expect you to have a house printing 3d printer in your garage
anything less would be disapointing
if only
car held together with 3d printer plastic parts.. so 3rd world..
you mean like leaf springs ? ๐คฃ
? i don't get your point. leaf springs are pretty solid
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so what? stuff that lasts longer then a minimum of a a generation but usually lasts multiple is ๐คข ?
what is your new thing? airbags?
lol
enterprise airbags
you mean like airbags being mandatory in the EU since 1997 and in the US since 1998 @forest edge ? ๐คฃ
not those airbags, was referring to airbag suspension
i drive this bad boy from 2007
https://hips.hearstapps.com/roa.h-cdn.co/assets/cm/14/47/546b5a7b1ec64_-_2007-audi-s3-lg.jpg
slaps roof
oh yeah sportback didn't see that
If I remember everything I've gone Subaru L1800 (1985) - Volvo 245 (1976) - Subaru L1800 (1987) - Audi 100 (1992) - Audi A3 (2007) - Audi A6 (2008) - Audi A8 (2002) - Golf 3 (1996) - Golf 4 (2001) - VW Tiguan (2014) - Volvo V70 (2005)
I still want a S2
Had a friend with an S2
he trimmed it up to 700ish, after replacing the gearbox the wheels measured 550
tried passing him once in a 90 with 2.3T, but he just shifted down and squealed on all four tires and left us in the dust
these things fly
aye, fun cars
how much is the limit in nw? AUTOBAHN
If I could have any in mint condition I'm actually not sure if I had choosed a 90 2.3T or a S6 2.2T
The SportQuattro is nice too
new kids just tune those carzy rs6
The RS' haven't been any fun since the mid to late 90s
no fun you say?
https://youtu.be/Xet14ilCbrI?t=35
I should have said
nothing to distinguish it from x y z
they had good ideas and great execution
now it is just the same shit as everyone else
i like this video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LPn_wMf44Y
Maybe... Maybe not.
i saw that the other day
but still... 150mph
laughts in german
120Mph heli.. weak
by the time you are done you will have a whole wall filled with useless crap
you should have to go through like a whole thing then at the end they mail you a real certificate. like the good ole days
Hey you paid me to take these, now pay me more since I know it
looks like an upgrade for @clear ferry
I heard you got MMS and SMS recently in the US, hopefully you can catch up soon @forest edge
did we? still rocking that paper cup and string
actually still have a pager around here somewhere. it's translucent green, very cool in it's day
8008 and 7734
i'm going to bed. someone needs to remind @tidal bronze to feed his botflies on his flight home lol
hey guys, gonna repost since my OP dissapeared up the chat.
I moved house and no longer have the ability to forward port 443 or 80. I have to use the alt ports, and the app won't allow them (potentially because of loopback). does anyone have any ideas for ways around this?
"The app"?
Get a better app?
the home assistant app
It does not care
ok i put https://homeassistant.my.domain.com:8443 into a web browser, it will load my HA server
if i put that into the app, it won't load it
before i moved, i used https://homeassistant.my.domain.com/ which worked both app and browser
Unfortunately I can't really replace the router or change provider
#ios_and_mac-archived / #android-archived <--- ask there
ok
just got back from the newly opened xiaomi store in rotterdam
bought a nice door sensor for 10 bucks and got a free 10.000mAh powerbank worth 20 bucks lol
Rendering Jinja templates in VSCode is not working for me. I select the template, right click and select 'Render Template', but I never get a result. The same template renders fine in the Home Assistant Developer Tools -> Template editor. Any suggestions on where to go or how to start troubleshooting?
Was wondering what security systems everyone uses with HA? I currently am using ADT but am looking to switch off them as they keep increasing costs without notice or reason. I was looking at SimpliSafe but am not sure if the integration shows what I'm looking for. Kinda wondering if piecemeal would be the best option, just buying my own Z-Wave sensors and some kind of Klaxon alarm that I could set up with HA and nodered or something
@timid loom if you are keeping the panel and sensors after discontinuing service, look into alarmdecoder etc and bring the sensors into HA
1864 with that envisalink or whatever it is called seems to be popular
If swapping out
ADT is notorious for using closed panels but you can tap in to serial breakout of most GE panels using alarmdecoder
just realized one of my smart plugs has an uptime of 253 days
@midnight adder custom firmware?
yeah, tasmota
good day
Does anyone know if you can screen share with the browser version of MS Teams :/
not sure but they have desktop clients for more OSs now
yeah, I don't really want to install it. I was going to install it on my cheap ARM laptop but they don't support that, ๐
thanks!
ahh, let me give it a go. the top two google results didn't seem promising so I didn't try on this pinebook thing I impulse bought for no reason
https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/answers/questions/85807/please-support-ms-teams-on-arm64-linux-raspberry-p.html ol' Jimmy over here not being very helpful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhHOpWFNq68
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MS did the impossible. 'tempting me to install "Edge"
It doesn't really change a lot for me but maybe if I get bored
i still need 2 monitors or a bigass screen ๐
people tell me my screens are excessive but I use them all :/
hey guys, i am having some issues with monitor.sh for bluetooth presence detection.
I want to move from a ubuntu vm to raspberry os on a pi 0 w.
long story short: i can use bluetoothctl and scan on actually finds devices.
monitor doesn't. no error or nothing.
do you have any idea? did it happen to you too?
NO HOME ASSISTANT SUPPORT HERE (look at the other channels for that). NO POLITICS OR RELIGION!
BE CIVIL to one another or get BANNED permanently.
Remember when reporting spam to include a screenshot of the spam and the user's handle (eg @spammer#123)
we're lounging
well thing is it's not even strictly related to HA :/ but ok! thanks
mstone I prefer quantity over size but with the new window management by MS it could be nice these days
unix has infinite options
Idk anything about osx
@dusky plank amd๐คข
Bought their stock yesterday just to see it shrink. Damn you atx
people like you not believing the hype
Anyone have recommendations for rgb blubs that are not hue
@pulsar ocean #hardware-archived #tradfri
thanks @dusky plank
@night zodiac I see the point but I see vscode's success only in the browser either... so if you have a browser already... ๐คทโโ๏ธ
I read an article on how vscode takes over the ide world in storm and it's really great also without this feature
anyway, nobody likes clunky eclipse
I really enjoy vs code
and wsl 2, and windows terminal
I just used ms teams through the browser and hated it, lol. I guess I will try the app next time :/ It probably supports seeing everyone at once
I looked at wsl2 once and I'm still trying to figure out a real advantage to a vm - it's just hyperv you get the same with any vm and virtio
plus the users get confused with the internal networking, no real dedicated iface
I used VM before and it just isn't the same. I am still in dows and makes life easier for me
you get the same disk access with mount -t 9p on any virtio compatible hypervisor
what? ๐
I posted a video for a second and then deleted it. it was supposed to record one monitor but it was all 4
rare footage with atx, quad and sonoma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn5IpWXWub0
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yeah that is indeed smooth, guess you'll still get confused with file paths now and then ๐
as you probably know, it is exposed as a network path so pretty smooth from both sides these days
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try getting a symfony project running with proper file permissions this way. your host will explode
I never access windows from wsl ever
I keep everything from work stored in wsl ๐
you shuld just never access windows ever ๐
haha
sometimes the debugger in wsl needs access to windows - then you're fucked
because you have the source files there? ๐
yep there's the problem
but why would you keep source files in dows if you're deving in unix? lol
because your ide is in win
well luckily my vs code works out of wsl2, lol
or rather - one wants it to be in win
i work on osx anyway, I just helped a lad out one day
what ide did he have to use?
I wonder if it has wsl2 support these days
eclipse did you say?
his problem wasn't really the ide but the performance in a symfony project running in docker with php-fpm
when he had the project src in win - php performance was slow
vice versa the file permissions were fucked
plus debugger and a lot of i/o - it's a nightmare
not to mention docker's FS translations
ever tryed podman?
I got to like it very much on RH
I think it could work well on wsl
I haven't yet but I'll read about it. On my windows machine I am usually only running docker jazz through vs code. I have a couple of docker servers at home though.
The vs code docker just start when I am in vs code and end when I close.
I've been lazy recently but I know I am starting a new project soon so I will have all of this from the start
When you got a real server around you could also forward the docker socket to your machine and use the remote ones as local
I was on win 'til windows vista, I had 7 running in bootcamp and at that time a macbook was the best laptop also for windows... never switched back, I'm more and more transitioning to linux. away from osx
hell yeah. I love all of the remote options.
I may have been a bit confusing by having too many pronouns. My local servers are doing stuffs around the apartment and the docker instances in vs code are for work
I don't ever really dev on any local servers except on a Pi for the bluetooth and python
because bluetooth + wsl2 not good yet
or usb devices and such
i stay with wsl ๐คข
bt is nowhere good when talking about dev machines ๐
haha, I only messed with it for a few days
it was working for me but I was too dumb to do what I wanted to do
I didn't feel like getting intimate with bluettooth packets
I wonder if I can use the ethernet cord adapter thing from the ultra with this new chrome cast
Not trying it, but I wonder
id be shocked if not
A photo, of a screen... ๐ค
It's a tv
TIL TV's aren't screens
I'm also unsure what benefit posting the photo brings, but maybe I need another few ๐ฅ to make it clearer
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I wasn't sure if that is what he was talking about or not
Fuck yall
TV is like 55 inches. I don't remember or care. Big enough for bedroom
50
What's 5 inches here or there... ๐
I'll give you five inches
its a truck... no a car... no a truck... no a car
At least it's not Superman...
I did have a rock successfully identified as a human at one point...
trying to optimize doods on a pi4... futile effort
try with a 18 wheeler
Coral stick is the answer apparently
@brisk glen you running this on the same pi as HA? ive always wondered how much of a resource hog running that is
Joys...
im going to have to just buy beefier hardware or stay with the current model that is 4s to 12s
On an i5 I'm getting processing times of about 0.8s on a 4 MP image
@upper apex lets just say only run 1 tensor-flow instance
haha alright
I burned though 4 GB of ram accidently
And accuracy is solid in the daytime, and mostly ok at night
dont GPUs do better with cameras processing or what not
i hope apple puts out a new mac mini with their arm chipset so I can abuse those neural network cores
im waiting on the adapter to plug in a RTX 3090 onto my ras pi
not sure if it's possible to use HW acceleration at all on these kind of tasks
openmax supported on the pi even?
oh well, I'm not into buying expensive gpu cards ๐ I don't even have a slot for them
The Pi is a great toy, but it's not up to heavy lifting
^^
only if you want pictures of people parking in your parking spot ๐
i cant afford a NUC right now
it can transcode 720 or even 1080 on the fly so that's enough for me ๐
not really
i bought 6 ras pis for $120 though
Just buy a house @brisk glen
4gbs
@clear ferry planned in a year or 2
Don't need to identify the cars of 25 sex solicitors
but when I feel down... I know where to get drugs now!
Intercourse lawyers?
you have hot singles in your area too @clear ferry
Probably not
such a problem
@deft pewter outercourse police officers
sexy moose in your area
You nasty
If you at any point in your life need more than two pi, you should have just bought a proper box to begin with
yah.... more like I need a core i5 and a box designed for matrix operations
plus 32 Gb of ram
@brisk glen 32? What is this? The mid 00s?
32 should be ok for 4 instances of tensorflow
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@clear ferry eh, I have four rpi's around the house, can't really replace them with a single box
i sold my gaming rig for $2k ๐ now i can only play pong on my ras pi
one runs the adsb setup, another one runs the zigbee2mqtt, one's a spare test unit I use for stuff like tasmota flashing and the last one runs my ubiquiti controller and pihole
@midnight adder yeah same here
I can run the controller and pihole as a VM on my big box but that seems kinda iffy
hass runs on it's own VM though
Ubiquiti controller and pihole can run somewhere else, ADB is meh and zigbee2mqtt is understandable
ubiquiti, pihole/dns/vpn, HA, NAS server, HA wall display
Oh adsb
ADSB
Just get a dedicated unit
it pretty much is
buy a UDM and have no need for a unifi controller
same, mine feeds flightaware and adsb exchange, using a flightaware pro stick with built-in filter and amplifier hooked up to an overkill antenna that's mounted on the balcony
@brisk glen bruh I'm not gonna spend $300 on that kinda stuff
I already have a USG
precision is a night and day difference rather than radar
You kids with your toys
mine works fine and never has any problems whatsoever
im thinking of going to pfsense
same hardware idea
Im thinking of a fanless router with 6 ports and an intel core i3
8 GB of ram
Eh, I have a j1900 pushing my 500/500 without ever skipping a beat
Including all the incoming and outgoing sites I host
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lol;
a nice quiet USG with a shitty 24-port tplink piece of shit works fine for me
netgear prosafe
using the four 10gbe ports for quick nas access
lifetime warranty
my USG is overloaded on a 25/3.....
@brisk glen how is internet in 2006?
yeah screw you too @clear ferry
god forbid people enjoy their setup right
haha
hey guess what uh ohhhh I have one of those ubiquiti ufo-shaped access points as well
better call the police
"prosumer"
i run ubiquiti protect also. would never go back to anything different
blue iris has feature for sure
but its fare from seamless
i run that and handful of their cameras
prosumer or not my ubiquiti AP allows me to use wifi-based lights because it's the loudest fucker in the area
now i dont have to worry about my wife complaining about the cameras not working/updating
UH OH, WIFI-BASED LIGHTING?????
its always there for me when i need it
better go with zigbee or z-wave or some other fuckin shit instead right
I have three WiFi lights, they are ok
four yeelight bulbs here, haven't had any issue with them in the three years I've had them
got a few e14 ikea bulbs because yeelight doesn't really make bulbs in that size ๐ฆ
I rather go eero these days instead of unifi
I don't understand people with WiFi issues, I've worked with WiFi for close to 20 years, and the coverage issues people have are just mind boggling
they have wifi 6 routers now
i have 75 color freaking zigbee blubs.. wish i could trade them in for wifi
But I have only lived in an apartment building for 1 year, i bought my house 13 years ago
the trick about wifi is to not use whatever your ISP gave you as equipment
That I haven't done since 1999
I have a big steel plate between floors - no chance for any AP to penetrate that
whats wrong with the cable modem/landlinephone/wirelessrouter/dogfence combo from xfinity?
@upper apex it makes you sterile
I so wish that ISP's quit supplying people with APs
the entire neighbourhood is filled with devices all trying to broadcast on the same channels
"my internet is not working" - yeah you mean your wireless, eh?
confused look
don't remember, majority of devices in my neighbourhood are somewhere at the start of the spectrum
oh right, the fbi knocking on the door range
oh god... some one has their vivotek security system broadcasting open
there's this HP printer a few apartments over that I print random messages on every once in a while
I can see lots of LG Tvs at my place, none of them secured
wifi 6 40VHT
no clue where it is but it's accepting cat pictures over the wifi just fine
fbi - this comment right here 
it was an open AP witn no encryption... thats a welcome in sign these days
plus it was interfering with channel 11 those assholes
so I connected it to the apartment guest wifi
XD
so did anyone apply a switchbot to a gun yet
we have a automated nerf gun in the office aiming at the guy who commits code which doesn't pass tests
you guys have tests??
i know, its crazy
we just commit to a branch so that a guy can pretend to review it and then push it straight to production
yolo
@tidal bronze , finally hit the jackpot. Modelo mango Chile lime.
Little sweet but it has its place. Refreshing
anyone using "customer header" in their lovelace
@tidal bronze , big fan of Stouts. Remind me again what it was
every had bells two hearted ale?
wine cooler chat
ever had anything from bells out of Michigan
Sonoma, did you see my ping?
@night zodiac yea I saw on an article someone had side loaded an app so i knew it had to be possible
Just brought me to the home page. No chocolate rye, but I will look for the brand
it isn't side loaded in my picture, I didn't know if you were concerned about that aspect or not
it just appeared in the apps natively
thats nice
We have a local brewery here that makes a coffee beer. I thought it would suck but it was awesome
but the ability to side load is also important
Draft coffee beer
yeah, wasn't sure. neat
it sounds like somebody is sideloading coffee beer
lol coffee beer. gross
Side load๐คข. I prefer back loading
I like it a lot though. it supports pretty much everything. I wish everything supported voice controls
I know right. Coffee beer sounds nasty but it was good
does it feel $50 worthy?
most definitely. It controls power and volume of your tv instead of having its own volume bar which is super nice
I have many services which isn't very hip around here but it helps me a bunch
youtube tvv at $65/mo seems too high to me to really take advanatge of all the new chromcast feautures
@static schooner radio check, anyone seeing this?
the TV stuff is neat. You can record things for skipping ads and it has like a virtual DVR thing
My gril asked me for the Youtube TV stuff before I seent the announcement for the new player
online dvr, yea but that comes with the youtube tv sub
girl*
yeah, just neat to me. talking about that because I hadn't touched it
she wanted all of that for herself
I wanted the new shiny google device
@tidal bronze is likely going to go out and get like 20 of them
warn the town, the beast is loose.
no, he will probably get the one specific for audio they just released, haha
I was tempted but I already have more google devices than I do rooms
is anyone able to read this damn text
Hello damn text
ha thanks
audio? your not talking about the thing that replaced google home max or whatever?
I think he's meaning the chromecast audio shit quad loves
oh yea, he don't want that lol
has a new replacement
he was looking into the newer gen google nest minis specifically for audio so I didn't know
that was quite a bit ago
here he comes
has a new replacement
@steel crag tell me more ๐
^^ I'm psychic
New CC audio ?
no, just a nest speaker with fancier audio
@night zodiac I was so excited for 8 seconds. What a let down.
so sorry. I tried to clarify, haha
see
Did you ever get the upgraded nest minis?
in quads house the walls and cielings are made out of speakers and he walks on thick plexiglass that covers subwoofers in the floor
@night zodiac yes, do I have to upgrade again.
I should stop listening to your advise.
these seem better for the center of a room
๐ฆ did you not think the upgrade was worth it? haha
I am messing with you ๐คฃ
just a tiny bit more umph
@forest edge how did you know about plexi ? Pretty creepy.
saw it on one of those t shows called "worlds loudest homes" or something like that
gotta chew gum for the pressure differences
ugh burger king for dinner
takes months just to digest
Don't have BKs near me anymore. Most closed years ago, replaced by Starbucks.
that sounds about right lol
replace food with beverage. surprised it wasn't a smoothie king or something
we just got a new burger king
well island life is hard
Krispy Kreme gone, dunkin gone ....
and at least 6 starbucks are now closed because the hotels are all cloed
we have dunkin ๐
No one eats that stuff anymore.
I do on the road
@tidal bronze let me guess, they didn't meet the new cali standards on "healthy" food?
Yep
that state is something else
Its not a standards thing when people don't eat what else to do but to close
half the crap I buy at the automotive shop has some printing about cali on the back
"may cause cancer, in cali"
Paint Thinner, "Warning! In the state of California this product is known to remove paint and is banned"
this marijuana may cause delusions
I think only 40+ eat donuts here. Young generation does not eat anything sugar.
they should with the amount of running around the streets at night they been doing
LMAO
warning this food contains calories.
this food contains food
warning this water is known in the state of California to cause urination.
My nices and nephews don't even eat ice cream unless it's keto. Blows my mind.
hmmm, you might have been invaded by aliens
end them quickly and easily.
they are not too long of this world
my nieces and nephews will eat any kind of ice cream even chocolate ice cream which some of them are allergic to
surprised it took californians this long to be honest.. fukken hippies been humping the save the planet campaign since the 60's
giggity.
Humping?
he had me at humping.
yea, smoke, hump and stand infront of construction equipment
lol my cousin was stationed in California and he came back both times from that state with gonorrhea lol
he loved it out there, women galore. but to visit not to live lol
To live you gotta have balls, peanuts don't cut it. As I said before. ๐คฃ
after the second time he came back he literally said fuck that, I NEED to find me a girl here lol
hi guys i need help, i can't connect my Home assisant to Windows 10 with samba, IPV6 denied :/
You came to the wrong place got that
ho.. sorry
@forest edge do you have a shortage of women in MO?
Definitely no help here
Ho?
Definitely no help here
@static schooner only silent cries for help here......
You came to the wrong place got that
@static schooner so where i can find this help ?
Any of the other channels
ok thx
Probably #general-archived or the channel for your install method
@forest edge do you have a shortage of women in MO?
@tidal bronze not at all, but that was back then when people still thought of beach blondes when thinking of california.. you know before of the whole think cali, think ablaze
You think of Cali more times than I do in a day. You cali lover ๐
no, but each state tends to have thier own association with something. like traffic and NY or old people with orlando lol
colorado and pot lmao
@forest edge As a blonde Californian, I feel called out ๐
Not bleached, though
That wrecks your hair over time, nothanks
Is it too late to install landscape speakers ๐ค
@tidal bronze why not go through a surgical procedure to install implants then you can have the best sounding speakers no matter where you are
I like touching sand ๐
will all this end with you opening a resort? like a bed and breakfast or just some place for others to mingle and talk about botflies?
When it comes to audio I need medical help for sure. Wife's gonna give that look in the morning.
her eyes are probably stuck in the "roll" action
Lol. She never says anything but last week, don't you think its little too much. Ah ha ha.
well when people who live 5 miles away are calling to ask you to turn it down then you know maybe you crossed the line
As long as I don't cross the aesthetic line it's all good.
Gotta burry these satellites behind bushes. ๐
glad I don't have some weird addiction like that
prob you even when asleep https://i.pinimg.com/originals/56/8f/c6/568fc666430fcb309d422436d825e384.gif
I actually blame my friends in the audio manufacturing industry, sends me all kinds of crap what am I to do ?
ebay
I will ebay anything, not high end audio stuff. Lol
before long you will even have the entire road to the gate to your gated community covered so you can wake, shower, breakfast and drive to work listening to the same music without interuption
Thanks for the suggestion sonoma. I just cleaned an entire rack of ribs not that you suggested that but
good stuff huh lol
You had to mention ribs ๐ฉ
Joes is nationally known lol
The sauce with spice is good. The ribs are nice for sauce
Yeah, I have seen them on tv
A few times
I dunno about that hot bbq sauce, never heard of it, will never try it lol
what was it called? midnight?
Night of the living dead or something idk
Not hot at all
I like normal bbq and sweet/zesty bbq sauce
Girlfriend even picked it and she avoids spice of too high of a level
It's really not spicy
Less or same than tobasco
Sweet/zesty meaning negative in Scoville scale ?
I have a bunch of hot sauces that she doesn't touch
Sweet/zesty meaning negative in Scoville scale ?
@tidal bronze correct lol
Oh boy
I am not a fan of spicey stuff. I will eat some mexican stuff and that shrimp/chicken po boy I get is spicy but that's about it
I prefer my bbq not to light my face on fire
Chicken
Chicken
@tidal bronze yea cluck cluck, not parrots like you all get lol
@night zodiac did you get the new nest stuff ?
I never ordered any nest, lol
A long time ago when Google didn't own them I bought mine
he got the chromcast with google tv
That's what I was referring to.
he is gonna overpay for google tv lol
Fuck, sorry.
I forget Google made everything nest
I just call it chrome cast, lol
That hot sauce got you thinking sideways
My girl wants YouTube TV so she gets it lol
I was getting that before the new device
yea youtube tv, whatever the hell they want to call it. I think google has changed thier tv service about as much as home assistant has lol
Can you side load anything ?
It's YouTube TV via Google TV on chrome cast, lol
Gotta try it out in a few months. Play funds zeroed out after wife's birthday gift.
you get her some ear plugs?
Lol unfortunately that would not make the list.
lol
She watches thinks with subtitles when I'm not in here
Things
Oh, didn't see quad
subtitles ๐คข
My girls birthday is the 11th. She has a pile of gifts I put in the front room for her to stare at.
I can't do subtitles as well.
She picked something up and shook it and could only assume it was a VHS tape
Obviously
sounds like a present i would get
I told her it was our greatest hits on vhs
Epic
Don't tell her
boy i could say some mean things about now
I just noticed her waiting for a reading on our current thermometer one day and it looked annoying
My gift to wife is sitting on the driveway. ๐
@tidal bronze oh you got her a snow shovel?
Yep actually sand shovel
Lol yes sir.
tesla?
Oh not a chance. I don't do tesla.
We are not green at all when it comes to driving.
I thought you had to change to eletric cars in that state?
That I would not do anytime soon. I can't drive things that comes with coil less rods for suspension
Worked with modified ones on sets, they clock 80 to 90mph, pretty bad ass.
I bet lol
heh someone is selling a pool table on nextdoor for a grand saying it's been "gently used" and the very last picture shows some stains that are quite obvious that the person being "used" on the pool table wasn't done so gently
ive only just noticed the "Media Browser"... thats handy
NO SUPPOOORT!!!!!!
but I see no question mark, so you should be safe
phew that was dramatic
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I like how only Norwegian lemmings are assholes and no other lemming in the world is like that
Hey guys! Yesterday i decided to try to switch from my debรญan + supervised to HassOS on my Intel NUC 5CPYH.
Oh boy! Why is HassOS so slow? Loading times when opening the web, restarting home assistant takes more time.
Switched back and inmediatly all problems solved.
I maybe thought Linux + docker would be slower but no. Wierd. I also read online other people experiencing this
ok
I call fake news
got back from the xiaomi store that newly opened
got another door sensor, two fidget cubes and a power brick
and also got a mi band 4 for free??
I visited yesterday on opening day to get a door sensor and then they gave me a free 10.000mAh powerbank as an opening gift as well
might go again tomorrow and pick up the 3H air purifier since they have it discounted
dunno what I'm gonna do with this mi band though
I already have the mi band 5, my mom and stepdad both have 4's and I gave my old 4 to my grandma
and my sister already has a fitbit
I ordered a few mi bands
They were pretty useless tbh
My amazfit bip however has been good
why do you find them useless?
they seem pretty damn accurate so far, plus the battery life is absurd at a good 2 weeks per charge
No real value with the small screen, and I'm used to 30+ days with the amazfit
hi folks, recent convert from smartthings
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Took you long enoughwelcome๐
Guess my Halloween automations will have to wait...I get the pleasure of replacing a leaky water heater this morning...๐
You haven't made a HA automation to replace your water heater @granite hare?
Bad planning tbh
That would actually be pretty badass if it wasn't so far fetched ๐
I guess he doesn't have a maintenance droid yet.
It would be easy, make an API call to the local janitor service
Janitors have API's now?
Probably yes
In Norway a lot of companies are exposing API for all kinds of stuff
And everyone is online somehow
Everything I know about janitors, I learned from American movies. As far as I'm concerned, they all live in dingy basements and you have to phone/page them.
They also have strange alien creatures infesting their buildings, shooting everyone with poisonous spines.
wtf is that?
fraggle rock? dark crystal?
Reverse image search says Dark Crystal. I never saw the original.
The... fuck?
Rule 34
Indeed
That dark crystal creature is adorable
I prefer the critters ๐
damn so norway is so good now they have janitors that replace water heaters via a api call ....next level shit
@trail crag Allow me to introduce you to the author Chuck Tingle...
I thought that was one of his book titles for a second, lol
uh oh...is this going to be dinosaur romance novels?
He has written dinosaur romance novels, yes...
"romance" in giant air quotes
He's also written tide pod smut
lol, I see there's a broad range
lol fidget spinner
There's a podcast that has built an entire career out of doing dramatic readings of Chuck Tingle novels, entitled "Pounded in the butt by my own podcast"
And I swear, he puts out new novels faster than they can record episodes...
@dull chasm what features do you have in your fish tank using HA ?
i toke it down because of moving but had pump control ...water level ....led control (weather ..time of day etc) water changes ....ph and prolly more
Cool, friend of mine running HA wants to add tank control got a screenshot/ideas ?
Did you dial in led light control ?
yes it was serial from a pi to arduino ...prolly would be easy with wled now
@subtle pasture unless it is yaoi dinosaurs I ain't biting!
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ANYWAY, fish tanks >_>
you all get weird in here
I'm weird all the time
The first pH sensor I bought I didn't like but I like the feel of this new one. https://www.dfrobot.com/product-2069.html I haven't installed it yet.
The new Arduino Analog pH sensor/Meter is compatible with Raspberry Pi and Arduino microcontroller.
The first one was DoA and came with a different device than the instructions listed ๐
I liked df robbot's other sensors I have and their support is existent.
i raise you this
Just looks like a bigger critter ๐คทโโ๏ธ
tasmanian devil from the old einstein movie
That is just a picture of @scenic radish
@clear ferry I'll join you in being weird all the time, lol
Hope you like poo cheese and crepes lol
I can smell that cheese
every country downwind from norway can
I bought some to try and it arrived hot in a box and was sweating everywhere throughout
everything was wet from cheese
for motion lighting, what do you guys prefer, replacing current lights with ones that have PIR sensors or get a separate motion sensor and wall switch to let HA handle control? idk which is better in this case, get dumb motion lights or smart motion sensor with wall switch
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I like separate
@gentle ferry if it's for a simple occupancy of like a bathroom, the dumb switch will serve you best
well dumb with pir built in lol
@forest edge yeah, bathroom, closet and small spaces
yea I wouldn't bother going automation for places like that honestly
and for living rooms/bed rooms I guess it's a better idea to separate them?
yea for bigger rooms it's best to have a seperate motion sensor
hmm, makes sense I guess
thanks!
oh i just remember that I wouldn't want bathroom lights to turn on at night lol
wonder what kind of dumb solutions there are
mine are red for when I wake up in the middle of the night
but you have smart ones
not much options in a single switch for schedules
dumb ones aren't controllable
yeah true
what about flood lights? what do you guys use?
smart lights/sensors for that?
outdoor lights are a toss up, depends again if you want schedules lol
you can get a dumb switch in either motion or schedule but not both that I am aware of
well they don't turn on during the day, they have light sensors in them
I see
Smart ones can be made not to turn on during the day too...
You're using HA, right? You decide how things work.
@clear ferry That vinyl bounce-back though: https://www.rollingstone.com/pro/news/vinyl-cds-revenue-growth-riaa-880959/
I wonder if there are POE flood lights ๐
@deft pewter i'm asking about preference between dumb stuff and HA
I buy a few vinyl records per year
Same
I know you are, I saw the question.
Last one is Ayreon Into the electric castle
I also purchased a cassette tape recently, but that was for Defcon...
You might wanna take it over to #hardware-archived though, since #the-water-cooler is for random shit talking.
if you only didn't want them turning on during the day and have pir, the typical standard dumb outdoor light pir sensor works fine. it has a photo cell that prevents it from turning the lights on during the day time
Hmm, I haven't fired up the ol' 3D printer in a while ๐ค
I think I would go with an ambient light sensor for outside lights tbh
All my outdoor lights are ZigBee, albeit only CT, I should have RGB
That would be good for Halloween
@clear ferry I see you went with the Tim Burton version of the Cheshire cat. I'm partial to the American McGee version, myself
American McGees Alice were great games
one emp blast and atx will be out of everything for a very long time evven after regaining power lol
Emp blasts are just a way electronics companies can sell you more esp susceptible electronics. change my mind
solar flares intensify
I work in EMP secured sites, I'll be fine
your home isn't tho
Knowing atx, he's built a Faraday cage into the structure of his house.
Past 5 barriers 4km inside a mountain
Are they also susceptible to emp?
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Note: Most electronics secured against EMP are not, themselves, EMP resistant. Their protective carrying cases are just shielded.
Isn't everyones home a faridaay cage?
no
I get cell signal, so no.
Because it's a lot more convenient to shield a pelican case than it is to individually shield every device stored in it
That was a /s by the way
doesn't a faraday cage also have limits?
Fun fact, I did WiFi coverage testing in a warehouse where they did some interesting design choices with the facade, without thinking about other than the aesthetics
There was no mobile coverage inside the warehouse
this in norway?
Mobile providers had to come install antennas on the inside
The wifi was good inside though
Not outside
prob more to due with tower distance
I have been in some buildings like that too, not like that by design but juat awful cell reception. Not sure if it was frequency specific or all signals.
A friend of mine recently had to deal with a support ticket that was related to 2.4GHz shielding... An employee accidentally microwaved their phone.
Why was the phone in the microwave, you ask? Well, their employee phones are locked down to the point that you can't even disable wifi, and there are certain features of their LoB application that only work when on 4G... so employees will often put their phones into a microwave (which is great at blocking 2.4GHz microwave radiation) and wait for the wifi to drop so they can use the company app even in areas with wifi coverage.
There is a place where I am having trouble atm. Have to run 15M cat cable and pull the router outside to get LTE coverage. As soon as I close the door (with router in doorway) it looses. RSSI is strong but packet loss goes crazy
Modern problems require stupid solutions, it seems...
gsm has always had a weakness to some building materials like concrete brick
solution was to build more towers lol
I mean you could probably drink the battery if it had been in a microwave long enough
So maybe not so stupid
@forest edge Or sell customers MicroCell towers to install in their own home...
Eh, i enjoy dark sites, phone turned off 1h before reaching site, no phone for all day, noone can reach me all day, wonderful small vacations
Which was some bullshit, because they'd still charge you for the 3G data you used (even though it went through your home internet connection, at that point)
And if you had capped / metered internet at home, from the same company, they'd effectively be charging you for the bandwidth TWICE
This place is like 7km from the nearest village. It is literally in the middle of nowhere. And roof is metal.
sprint did a thing where they gave away modems that you could hook up to your net, was thier cheap solution to provide better signal to you and your neighbors at the expense of your own bandwith lol
hell no, last time I looked you had brown streaked underwear draped across the printer
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I got it working by lifting the router above the rack, there was a lot of metal stuff in the rack, thought it might be shielding the signal a little. Seems to have worked enough. Rssi is still poor but the packet loss was greatly improved.
lol
Fire and burglary alarm both use ethernet as primary communications route so it needs to work. Not had any complaints yet. But expecting some soon.
thats scary
omg...worst plumbing experience ever trying to replace this water heater...
- Won't drain, probably too much sediment build up
- Cold water shut off valve snapped when trying to turn it by hand
- Can't loosen the gas pipes and will probably need to cut them
I think I'll be calling a plumber on Monday...
most alarms here use telephone or cell with a net backup
I think thr fire alarm has gprs backup and thr other id 2g/3g.seems to connect to 2g though
@granite hare ouch
@granite hare sounds like you need a maintainance droid, as we talked about earlier.
But seriously, that sucks :(
@granite hare how old is it?
We usually empty ours once every few years here, and they last 25-30 years
Don't know, couldn't find any dating on it. Have been in the house for 4 years
Yeah, first home, learned that today; a bit too late I guess ๐
draining them doesn't quarantine longer life, the anode is what does that
some you can even replace that rod
most or all
not mine ๐ฆ
yeah, but should help with the issue mine had where the bottom just rusted out
Aye, I heard some Australians speak of the anode, had to check around, but not a single person I know have ever replaced the anode here
So it depends on water quality I guess
weird. and definitely if you have a water softener, which apparently accelerates anode degradation
@granite hare no sediiment would actually help prevent that if it's caked. that's calcium
Eletrically heated water? There are so many different ways to heat water
Water softener doesn't exist here btw, outside of vegan millionaire houses
Mine anode went from new to nothing in just a few years
@forest edge ๐คทโโ๏ธ
my dad would just mix in ground up coffee and call it a day
@last cedar gas
@last cedar electrically heated is the standard in Norway atleast
it's better to replace them when you start noticing issues no matter what, but really the only thing a homeowner can do to help stretch it's life expency is the anode rod
Okay, gas is not normal here :P
Yeah atx, there aee many different ways though, pellets, electric as you said, geothermal, heat exchangers and such. Was mostly interested
I think the only option at this point is to just burn the house down and start over...
lol
Nooo!
I think I've seen 2 houses with gas in my life here
That is for really special people
Don't write about it here....
the plumber is going to come in with two pipe wrench and literally strong arm that gas line lose, then replace the cold water valve in under 60 seconds and haul that tank off with water still in it lol
you watch and let us know if thats exactly what happens
lol
yeah, I thought about just cutting all the connections real quick and hauling the thing out the back door and dumping it there for another day
cutting is not a good idea
I don't know how your gas line is ran, but rethreading pipe is no easy task
you could cut the supply line that feeds the tank directly, that should be a separate semi short piece of flexible pipe
the thoughts were of a desperate man. just going to call a plumber ๐คฃ
Of course it would have to break over the weekend though :/
