#the-water-cooler

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clear ferry
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@tidal bronze

green inlet
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@clear ferry , brown cheese is actually quite nice. Hoping to try it on waffles this weekend ๐Ÿ˜‰. Itโ€™s no ๐ŸŒฎ though

clear ferry
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It's good in sauces too

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For venison and the likes

green inlet
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I was thinking grilled cheese sandwich?

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Or not a Norway thing?

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Itโ€™s a weird combination as I am used to sweet and salty but not sweet and cheesy

clear ferry
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We would never do brown cheese on a grilled sandwich CatRee

green inlet
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And your jams/jellies are the same as ours?

clear ferry
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We have actual berries in the jams

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All American jellies I've eaten have been smooth

clever mortar
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Yeah, generally "jams" have fruit parts in, except for the smooth ones

midnight adder
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whats the meaning whats the point

west moss
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god damn, shelly stuff looked so nice, app so clean aswell ... all untill you try to add a device... then it just wont work

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well F it, was just gonna try the damn device guess i might aswell just flash esphome on it right away instead

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not a big fan of tasmota tbh

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much preffere esphome

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well the shelly app is probbly the worst phone app i've ever used, prettymuch not a single feature in it works

young sigil
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Neither. MQTT with the stock firmware works perfectly for me.

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Ignore the phone app and log into the web server on the device for configuration instead.

west moss
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ooooh, i can do that ey? well that sounds alot smoother ๐Ÿ˜„ ah well, im already hooked up now ready to flash

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besides, i can do custom effects easier with esphome

unreal orbit
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Jelly vs jam vs marmalade vs preserves

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we just separate them all into categories because reasons

clever mortar
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For the same reason that tomatoes are berries

unreal orbit
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and bananas

clever mortar
tidal bronze
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@clear ferry all for me?

green inlet
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Right. Jam/jelly/marmalade/preserves/banana with fruit in it โœ…

unreal orbit
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I meant bananas are a berry ๐Ÿ˜‰

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idk why banana jelly sounds disturbing to me

green inlet
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Hmmm....that actually sounds good. I was just being my typical sarcastic self

clever mortar
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For the same reason that Tomato jelly would I suspect

green inlet
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Have you ever had tomato aspic ๐Ÿคข

scenic radish
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knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad

unreal orbit
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Our DM likes to tout that a lot

green inlet
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Tomatoe aspic == tomato jello. It is the most god awful thing on this planet

scenic radish
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that sounds horrible

unreal orbit
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Isn't ketchup essentially tomato jelly?

scenic radish
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also completely unrelated, but i'm looking for a new job so if anyone knows of any full time WFH accounting jobs, let me know pls (i didn't lose my current job, i just want more experience elsewhere). preferably not public accounting (looking for an industry position)

unreal orbit
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๐Ÿ˜ฆ what happened?

scenic radish
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More like tomato sauce

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Oh nothing--I just want to get more experience at other companies

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And working from home the last three months has been quite nice so I think I'd like to try that full time for a while

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We're back in the office now, despite being able to do everything I need to from home ๐Ÿ˜

last dirge
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seems logical

scenic radish
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Yeah it's not like there's a pandemic going on or anything

last plaza
last plaza
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This is the first Samuel Jackson meme Iโ€™ve seen that doesnโ€™t have the M*** F*** in it ๐Ÿ˜

scenic radish
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This is some real gourmet shit

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Bought an outdoor smart plug on Amazon for $13...it says it uses the smart life app so I'm hoping I can tuya-convert it. No existing tasmota template, so if I can convert it, I'll hopefully be able to figure out the GPIO layout with the tasmota tool and provide a template for others ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

last plaza
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DO IT

scenic radish
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arrives tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜„

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nothing beats the $4.50 smart switch i got from amazon yesterday that i was able to tuya-convert though

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that was a screamin deal

late gate
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sounds like you are planning to burn down your house :p

scenic radish
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๐Ÿ˜ฑ

unreal orbit
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He already tried that when he attempted cooking GWcorbinTopKek

scenic radish
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THAT WAS ONE TIME!

unreal orbit
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I think one time is the maximum amount of times a building can burn to the ground ๐Ÿค”

scenic radish
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Well, not the cooking part. The whole ruining one of my spatulas part

last dirge
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@tidal bronze what's a decent drone just for messing around?

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I found a drone I bought for my dad 3 years ago still unopened in the basement so I stared messing around with it

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potato quality camera and flight time is horrible

unreal orbit
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Mavic 2 Pro is a good starting point

last dirge
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lool

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$1600?

last dirge
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the one I'm playing with was probably $100

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mavic mini seems much more palatable

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or even the air 2

last dirge
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seems legit

tidal bronze
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@last dirge used mavic pro.

last dirge
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LOOK AT ALL THESE PIXELS

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there's literally hundreds of them

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@tidal bronze why used pro vs new air 2?

tidal bronze
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Air range is shit. Works on wifi not 2.4 RF

last dirge
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looks like you can get 'em all day long for $900 with two batteries

tidal bronze
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Cheaper than that

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700 should be good or even 600.

last dirge
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this looks like NOS

tidal bronze
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Looks good.

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Check FB market place and CL. Better deals.

fallen furnace
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Diet beer? That's a first

tidal bronze
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It's non alcoholic. Anyways, it's LA you always count calories. ๐Ÿ˜‚

last plaza
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@last dirge I got Mavic pro a few years ago. Amazing video 4k quality and never crashed it.

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๐Ÿคž

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Fly more combo FWIW

late gate
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I dont get it when ebay sellers are ending auctions early. Just one ended it 6 hours before the deadline. Do people realize most bids come in the last hour to minutes?

scenic radish
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Did you invert the bottle before opening @tidal bronze ?

tidal bronze
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Always. ๐Ÿ˜†

last dirge
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this lady cardinal has quite the mohawk

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lady cardinal is judging you

unreal orbit
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that is an ugly bird

static schooner
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Donโ€™t taunt the bird. Looks like it could peck your eyes out

last plaza
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It is telling you to put more bird feed.

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The bird is like, I flew all the way here for this shit? And giving you that look.

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@unreal orbit ugly is in the eyes of beholder.

tidal bronze
unreal orbit
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so is beauty ๐Ÿ™‚

late gate
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fahrenheight are we in the stone age?

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Celsius and metric ftw!

forest edge
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It's non alcoholic. Anyways, it's LA you always count calories. ๐Ÿ˜‚
@tidal bronze calories or bullets?

tidal bronze
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Just calories

tidal bronze
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Waiting for whiteclaw to come up with 0 calorie ginger

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@forest edge you always get the steps right but shoes wrong ๐Ÿ˜‚

forest edge
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I'm pretty sure I saw those exact shoes being looted from the shoe store on the news @tidal bronze lol

tidal bronze
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See you are bad with shoes that was Adidas

forest edge
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@tidal bronze oh sorry, i'm not a shoe expert lol

tidal bronze
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Why don't you use Adidas when you farm? ๐Ÿ˜

forest edge
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doubt they would hold up to cow shit

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besides why that much money for footwear when stuff 5x less work as good or better lol

tidal bronze
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Cloudfoam ultimate was made to glide on cow shit. You gotta do your research sir.

forest edge
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i seriously doubt anything with a name like "cloudfoam" knows anything about animal feces

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sounds like something some cubical worker came up with then "rented" a dog for testing purposes lol

scenic radish
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@peak cloud well this is interesting. i guess the EMPs stop going off between 21:00 and 05:00

dull chasm
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Thatโ€™s good for cow shit ^^^^^

peak cloud
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@dull chasm Iโ€™ll stick to my Ariats for a few more years. ๐Ÿ˜‚

mild tapir
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Search for a container image for NTPsec
3 Exist, 2 outdated by years, 1 is broken
Make One
Publish it but keep tweaking it not paying attention
About 30 test commits
It works at least....
Then I saw how many people pulled my damn container while I was working on it. 2K Pulls and its a half a day old. Lazy people cant make their own >.>

peak cloud
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@scenic radish Wow, that definitely makes me think there is some sort of external interference going on.

scenic radish
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same

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couldn't possibly be the train that i live 150 ft from

mild tapir
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is there a position transmission box nearby? Those things are noisy af

scenic radish
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a wut

young sigil
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The more users in a mobile cell the worse the s/n ratio.

mild tapir
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every so often down the rails there is a radio transmitter box that is sending small currents through the rails to detect trains and report positions

young sigil
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Shouldn't change the absolute signal strength though.

peak cloud
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@young sigil You have a good point there. The most interference is being caused during โ€œnormalโ€ wake hours.

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Maybe it is being caused just by other cellular devices in the area?

mild tapir
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Tower could be out of tune. When load picks up, radiators will leak rf as a result

young sigil
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@peak cloud that's what I'd put my money on.

bitter pawn
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damn right people are lazy

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im lazy af. you put some sort of program out there and i need it, im so swiping that stuff.

mild tapir
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@bitter pawn Prob doesnt help that its the only dockerized NTP server/client thats capable of NTS and using cloudflares secure time server.

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Its going up 100 pulls per 25-45 mins

bitter pawn
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i mean people need NTP

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if anything i'd take it as a compliment people are using my shit.

mild tapir
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Oh I am but what surprised me is how quickly it spiked. It shows how many people are shuffling through the repo and refreshing "recently updated" for new stuff to play with.

dull chasm
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@peak cloud city slicker

peak cloud
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@dull chasm country bumpkin

dull chasm
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yep and proud of it

scenic radish
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Now now, children.

green inlet
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@forest edge , no need to count bullets, the cops do that ๐Ÿ˜‰

dull chasm
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i feel offended

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i only have 2136 rounds

scenic radish
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Lolwtf

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I have, maybe, 300 right now

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9mm

dull chasm
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several different types .... about 8 diff calibers

green inlet
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I have a couple boxes ๐Ÿคจ

scenic radish
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I buy in bulk for the range

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I usually go through 200-250 each time I go to the range

green inlet
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My theory. If you canโ€™t take care of business with one magazine, time to change strategies ๐Ÿ˜ณ

scenic radish
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Range

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Range range

green inlet
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Strange

dull chasm
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that doesnt work with zombies ...need much more than one clip

green inlet
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You buy rounds at the range

mild tapir
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30-06 and 650 yds? Ill waste my entire day and 400 USD of ammo

scenic radish
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I doubt you have guns that actually have clips @dull chasm

dull chasm
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i have two that do

mild tapir
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What about a belt?

green inlet
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All guns have clips

dull chasm
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no no no no

mild tapir
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Old af MG42 we warped the barrel on

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whoops

scenic radish
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Unless you have an M1 Garand

dull chasm
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i do and a mosin nagant

green inlet
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You have mortar rounds

scenic radish
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That's pretty cool Vas

dull chasm
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i am proud of you ..... most dont know the diff between clip and mag

scenic radish
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Yessir

mild tapir
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When you take the CCL classes here, its kinda surreal but they drill it into you, "If you pull, you shoot to kill."

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Turns out: Less paperwork and legal mess

scenic radish
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Well, you shoot to stop the threat not kill

dull chasm
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my classes was at 29 palms ...keesler ...beening and bragg

mild tapir
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Actaully no they literally say you end it

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They can come back at you in civil court and bankrupt you

green inlet
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Well, yeah, that is wrong.

mild tapir
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Even if it was pure self-defense

scenic radish
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Sounds like...not a great instructor

mild tapir
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He was Green Beret so I figure he was a bit cooked in the head

dull chasm
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stop a threat is the best practice ....civ or military ...heck it takes two men to carry one wonded

mild tapir
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Sometimes 3.... damn fatass americans and not fitting in the damn ambulance

dull chasm
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i was airborne ranger ....and that is never taught unless you mis understood

green inlet
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Center mass ๐Ÿ˜‰ to stop the threat.

scenic radish
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Yup

mild tapir
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He didnt say he was taught that

scenic radish
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And once the threat is gone, you best stop shooting

mild tapir
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But he was very clear. I dont agree with it

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It was just surreal to actually hear someone go durr like that

scenic radish
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Terrifying thought anyway. I hope I never find myself in that situation

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My instructor made it very clear it is an absolute last resort. If you can avoid or escape the situation, you need to do that

dull chasm
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in conflicts/war you shoot center mass but if enemy is no longer combative ...you dont just shoot him again to kill is what i was saying i guess

green inlet
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Well, center mass because thatโ€™s where all the vital organs are. Typically, center mass will be terminal. Just, if it isnโ€™t, you canโ€™t go up and shoot them in the head ๐Ÿคฃ

dull chasm
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yep

mild tapir
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Yeah I get it. I have a brain. This guy wouldve actually responded back to that: nah you shoot them in the head once more

green inlet
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As has been very well documented on tv these days

mild tapir
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Lovely CCL class that was

dull chasm
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go to ranger school ...

mild tapir
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Im a EMT to save lives, not take them.

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Ill leave that to others

dull chasm
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we learn basic med tatics

mild tapir
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Trauma and Impact damage is always fun. Here if you just look at the numbers it says you are more likely to die from oxy or H with the way things are rn

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Even through COVID it hasnt slowed down :\

green inlet
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Bet you see more people badly wounded by smaller caliber bullets that donโ€™t exit than a through and through

mild tapir
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Oh fuck yes. Some people use hollow points. Lots of gang shootings do if they are targeted. Were basically doing surgery in the bus otw to the hospital with how bad that shit is

green inlet
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Ok, well, back to ๐ŸŒฎ and ๐ŸŒ

mild tapir
forest edge
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@forest edge , no need to count bullets, the cops do that ๐Ÿ˜‰
@green inlet I was under the impression cops couldn't count.. @dull chasm ||JK||

dull chasm
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no sweat

forest edge
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I hate baby wasp

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let's just sting anything that moves then die horribly to a makeshift flame thrower

green inlet
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To discord? Or in life?

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I always scroll up and catch up

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And then make a random untimely comment

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Naw....try it

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Exactly

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So, I need to google clips cause I was under the impression there was no such thing as a clip. Only magazines

last plaza
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Whatever happened to murder wasps?

green inlet
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News cycle

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Auh, nice

last plaza
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Diff between a clip and a magazine is the casing.

green inlet
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Clips must me older style or foreign?

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Cool....I just put a bunch of rounds in my magazine, slap that biatch in and pull the trigger ๐Ÿ˜‰

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With the gun on its side and biggie playing in the background

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๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฃ

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One can perpetrate right

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I feel like @last plaza breaks out every once and a while and lives the thug life lika boss?

last plaza
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Not just once. Always. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

green inlet
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Lmao....Ska livโ€™n the thug live indef

thick dragon
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I've never understood gun culture, and I grew up on a farm.

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Not likely. I understand that those things are systematic problems that are the core problems in a broken country. Fixed by having actual gun laws, actual rehabilitation, and a government that actually cares for the disadvantaged ๐Ÿ˜›

green inlet
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You know, it is Thursday right....that means tomorrow is Friday. And Friday, basically starts the weekend where we all have fun. So letโ€™s not start picking on each other and ruin our weekend. ๐Ÿป

thick dragon
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It's Friday for me already ๐Ÿ™‚ Definitely keen for the weekend. Getting close to "happy" with my Lovelace dashboards. Might finish them off on the weekend.

green inlet
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My lovelace setup is really needing attention. Would love to see what you are doing

tidal bronze
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Lovelace? Why would it need attention?

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Don't tell me you still interact with the UI ๐Ÿ˜†

green inlet
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I have all avenues covered. Cause I am CDO like that

tidal bronze
thick dragon
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Heh, that's why I left the Lovelace stuff til last. Made sure my automations were all locked away before I bothered with Lovelace. Mostly for out-of-home mobile status/control.

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House mostly controls itself. Just occasionally good to have manual control.

green inlet
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Michelada.....now thatโ€™s an awesome summer drink ๐Ÿ˜‰

tidal bronze
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UI only useful when adding devices or testing something else pointless.

forest edge
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Whatever happened to murder wasps?
@last plaza dunno but with the amount of wasp killer I sprayed all around my shed earlier the cloud will likely kill every insect between here and the east coast

green inlet
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Unless you have 5 different users, all with different personalities, wants, and needs

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๐Ÿคฃ

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Some like voice, some like widgets, some like UI.

tidal bronze
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That stuff does not fly here. Lol. Handsfree for many years. ๐Ÿ˜œ

forest edge
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don't be knocking the ui, i use it all the time

tidal bronze
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Wowza.

green inlet
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My son hates the automation. He comes home and uses his key in the zwave lock. Itโ€™s not about me, it is just who he is. The other day, he asked for a widget for the garage door. #babysteps

tidal bronze
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Cow shit and ui. What's going on buddy ? @forest edge

forest edge
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@tidal bronze not all of us use voice only and hand gestures

tidal bronze
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Voice is when some shit has gone sideways. ๐Ÿ˜œ

forest edge
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sure it isn't the hand gestures? if you had neighbors close enough they would probably wonder why you were air masturbating lol

green inlet
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Sonoma, your filter is almost as broken as mine ๐Ÿ˜„

tidal bronze
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@forest edge you should know my neighbors rarely see me and me them.

green inlet
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@rain swift , live and let live

thick dragon
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Sure thing: Masks prevent deaths - this is proven. Guns cause deaths - this is proven. Pretty simple maths ๐Ÿ™‚

tidal bronze
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Few more months and we can be all ecstatic with the mules. Good times ahead.

green inlet
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You remember baskin and Robbins?

forest edge
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oh i know, we all know you live in a high security fort with guard chihuahua and 10 foot walls where the ups guy has to catapult packages to your door @tidal bronze

tidal bronze
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@forest edge you got almost everything right except the tiny dog. ๐Ÿ˜‚

forest edge
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well in your case it's probably robotic lol

tidal bronze
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Dude you never seize to crack me up.

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He is waiting for me to jump in ๐Ÿ˜†

green inlet
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@tidal bronze , I want your life ๐Ÿคฃ

thick dragon
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Caught my dog chewing on some plastic this morning. No idea what he'd managed to destroy. Hopefully he hasn't swallowed any!

tidal bronze
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@rain swift any time in LA swing by.

midnight adder
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me dog has an esp32 in his stomach

tidal bronze
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Oh boy. Lol.

midnight adder
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aye he is half demonic

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must be magnetic storms

tidal bronze
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Hopefully it's in deep sleep mode.

forest edge
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@tidal bronze do you have a rock climbing wall in your pool? lol

tidal bronze
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Lol.

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That's the edge of the spa

green inlet
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Time for a slice of brown cheese

midnight adder
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its quite acid in the stomach, just a bit of lead needed

forest edge
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@green inlet I just cut the cheese a little bit ago ๐Ÿ˜‰

tidal bronze
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That's funny

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You got that right

midnight adder
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u jewish>

green inlet
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I cut the cheese like 8 times in the past 15 minutes. Had Walmart baked beans with brisket for dinner. That shit rawks

tidal bronze
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8 times huh @green inlet phew.

midnight adder
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holy shit I live in a commie flat, im so poor

green inlet
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Smells like ๐ŸŒน

tidal bronze
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@rain swift pool and port wine usually or single malt.

forest edge
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he just said he needed to slice the brown cheese.. only norwegians say brown cheese when not referring to something that stains your undies

midnight adder
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i;m poor and lonely, tired of people treating me like a doormat

green inlet
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I have to go ghetto and use the neighborhood pool. I bought some brown cheese to see what all the hype was about

tidal bronze
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Where did you get it from ?

forest edge
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then found yourself the only person in the hopistal that dosen't have covvid?

green inlet
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Amazon. Actually pretty good. Hint of dulce de leche

tidal bronze
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I am mainly into gouda but want to try this brown shit.

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Oh nice.

forest edge
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if you have a strouts near you they carry it

tidal bronze
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Sprouts ?

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Yep

forest edge
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oh it is sprouts lol

midnight adder
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gouda is for poor, rich people eat emmental

green inlet
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I would wait till covid is over. No idea where it came from but the ice pack it shipped with was water and the cheese was room temp

forest edge
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the woman goes there i don't. thought it was strouts heh

tidal bronze
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Me like my poor gouda

green inlet
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I also got a kick out of the ice pack it came with

midnight adder
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muhahahaha it means you;re poor

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what is american cheese?

tidal bronze
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@green inlet link ?

midnight adder
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many would say Cheddar but its british

forest edge
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white bread, mayo and a single cheese slice.. typical kids meal

tidal bronze
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Havarti rocks as well.

midnight adder
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if I had money I would only eat meat and cheese

green inlet
tidal bronze
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Wife loves it.

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Me pepper jack for everything else.

midnight adder
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havarti is too sweet

green inlet
tidal bronze
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@green inlet thank you will order tonight.

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@green inlet not prime ?

green inlet
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Free shipping no?

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My wife is the amazon expert. I just pay whatever it tells me ๐Ÿคฃ

tidal bronze
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Wanted faster.

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Will go for that.

green inlet
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I donโ€™t do carbs. So waiting for the weekend to try the waffles with brown cheese and strawberry jam

forest edge
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planning your weekend on the crapper huh?

tidal bronze
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I am on keto as well. Saturday is the only day I eat anything other.

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@green inlet arriving on 16th not bad. Thanks again.

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Greens in the morning. Meat and cheese/ghee in the evening 6 days. So eating very less.

forest edge
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don't tell me your one of those power shake breakfast people who blend a salad and drink it?

tidal bronze
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Yep. I am

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LMAO.

forest edge
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gross!

thick dragon
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I've cut out red meats from my diet. Not due to any care for the animals (grew up on a farm and frequently butchered my own meat), but was concerned when I found out how much greenhouse gasses cows produce!

forest edge
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i see those commercials where those people blend god knows what and it looks like alien vomit

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and they like here try this it's good! and the person sniffs it and about upchucks

thick dragon
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Those farty bastards contribute 18% of all greenhouse gasses in the world! ๐Ÿ’ฉ

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I do miss the taste and texture ๐Ÿ”

tidal bronze
thick dragon
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Looks delicious @tidal bronze! That pesto sauce?

green inlet
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No carbs, no sugars, intermediate fasting. I just get tired of the meat gazing women. I mean man, my eyes are up here

tidal bronze
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Chimichurri / lamb @thick dragon

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@green inlet I am 16/8 6 days.

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Don't have time to exercise at all so gotta watch what I eat always.

forest edge
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@tidal bronze you may wanna check your house for bats, it looks like they been hanging above your dinner

tidal bronze
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LMAO I was waiting for some shit from you.

forest edge
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lol

green inlet
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I only eat between noon and 8 and have been subjected to garage workouts (sit-ups and pushups ) plus cardio since covid.

tidal bronze
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Don't have blackberries down there.

thick dragon
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Cycle and VR workouts for me ๐Ÿ™‚

green inlet
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Funny. My neighborhood has a bat problem

tidal bronze
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I can do anything keto but no fucking butter in my coffee. No way.

green inlet
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You do Apple cider vinegar?

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I need a way to do Apple cider vinegar

tidal bronze
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Yes. That green drink lasts me till 4pm

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3 teaspoons with the greens

thick dragon
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I give my dog apple cider vinegar to keep his beard clean (Mini Schnauzer).

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He hates it, but he got used to it ๐Ÿ˜›

green inlet
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I had an uncle who lived till 105. Claims it was Apple cider vinegar every day

tidal bronze
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Lol. So cool.๐Ÿ‘ I have a giant schnauzer@thick dragon

forest edge
#

some people just live forever no matter what

tidal bronze
#

He bacame a senior this year.

thick dragon
#

Great breed, except around smaller dogs that look like rats ๐Ÿ˜›

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Mine is only 3 years old - still puppyish.

tidal bronze
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So much energy, if I don't lock a door 1 am he is in the pool.

forest edge
#

apple cider vinegar? super gross.. that shit is super acidic

tidal bronze
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You gotta get with the times buddy.

forest edge
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people use that to burn warts off thier skin for christ sake lol

tidal bronze
#

Now and then drive down that 530 miles to the town and see what's happening. You will be surprised

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It's not 1964 anymore.

forest edge
#

I seriously doubt I will see apple vinegar power shakes in everyone's hand

tidal bronze
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Ah ha ha ha

forest edge
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be alot of dead people in town lol

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no joke, slap some meat on the grill and call it a meal

tidal bronze
#

Awesome. That's what I do.

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Sticking to times before bread.

forest edge
#

skip the grass clippings and alien jizz

tidal bronze
#

Oh ma ma mia.

green inlet
#

Alien jizz?

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You say skipping like it is a new thing ๐Ÿคฃ

tidal bronze
#

That's what apple cider looks like to midwest farmers. ๐Ÿ˜œ

forest edge
#

some of that stuff quad eats could be mistaken for alien jizz to a person looking at it in all fairness

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i'd probably die of starvation in california lol

thick dragon
#

People certainly eat weirder things ๐Ÿ˜›

tidal bronze
#

That you would. @forest edge

green inlet
#

Actually paleo is back to caveman times stuff

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From the earth

tidal bronze
#

Even keto.

green inlet
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Meat and greens

tidal bronze
#

Yep.

thick dragon
#

"Eat the things before they eat you" - the cave man motto.

green inlet
#

I have to have fruit and vegetables

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Oh, and peanut butter

tidal bronze
#

I don't anything but blueberry blackberries and not so ripe strawberry

green inlet
#

Pretty sure cavemen ate peanut butter

forest edge
#

watermelon?

tidal bronze
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LMAO.

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Nopes.

forest edge
#

omg

tidal bronze
#

High glycemic index

forest edge
#

if i was across from you holding a stapler guess what would be happening right now quad

tidal bronze
#

I can imagine.

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Lol

green inlet
#

I googled it. Cavemen ate peanut butter damn it

tidal bronze
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Ah ha ha ha.

forest edge
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why not watermelon wtf is wrong with that?

tidal bronze
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Not more than 4g sugar whole day. Watermelon would fuck it up.

green inlet
#

Natural sugars count for a keto diet

forest edge
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i never said to swallow one whole lol

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I thought fruit sugar was good for the body

green inlet
#

Not on keto.

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I love fruit. Canโ€™t go without it.

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To each is own ๐Ÿ˜‰

forest edge
#

it just dawned on me why the lines for fast food joints are so long in cali when i saw that crap on the news

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those poor people

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starving in thier vehicles

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i wondered who the hell would endure waiting in a line for that long but I guess if your starvving to death you would do just about anything lol

tidal bronze
forest edge
#

haha

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we can't do that here, between the beer all day and then eating something with hard liquor like that our death count would sky rocket and gatherings for events would have been banned long before covvid

tidal bronze
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LMAO. Got fuffed up that day.

forest edge
#

I remember when jello shots became a thing

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those always got me

tidal bronze
#

This thing is deadly man.

forest edge
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I've seen that done with watermeleon before, never tried but seen it

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I can count the amount of times I been shit faced on both hands and wanted to keep it that way lol

tidal bronze
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Oh boy fastest way to bottoms up on a bottle of vodka.

forest edge
#

one of my shit face was a whole bottle of tequila with the gold flakes. shared between two buddies

tidal bronze
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I was shit faced down on grass. Wife was laughing her ass off. We split in 2 but I already had half a bottle of scotch. Didn't end well for me.

forest edge
#

good thing your place is gated off.. you may havve woken up with a sore bum lol

thick dragon
#

Woulda felt that the next day @tidal bronze!

tidal bronze
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LMAO. @thick dragon I was out the next day. Been drinking since 8AM.

dull chasm
#

@tidal bronze @forest edge @green inlet @rain swift i leave yall unsupervised for 30 minutes and its hell in a hand basket .... bonus points if you know the etomology of that pharse

tidal bronze
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You should make your sandwich by 4pm so this shit won't happen.

dull chasm
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its getting close to bedtime for the working man

tidal bronze
#

You take 3 hours to make that and then blame us. What gives.?

dull chasm
#

sanity?

tidal bronze
#

I thought of 10PM was your bedtime. ?

dull chasm
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no 2100 hrs at latest

tidal bronze
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You will be fine once you get to 18 years. Hang in there.

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Lol.

green inlet
#

Me too....but I know it is coming

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Cheers @tidal bronze

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I am out also โœŒ๐Ÿป

ruby osprey
#

if i installed ha using python env, how do i access the ha console?

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actually, the real question is, how do i reset my pw?

scenic radish
ruby osprey
#

thanks

velvet horizonBOT
#
The topic of this channel is:

NO HOME ASSISTANT SUPPORT HERE (look at the other channels for that). NO POLITICS OR RELIGION!

BE CIVIL to one another or get BANNED permanently.

scenic radish
forest edge
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no thanks, Teddie dic pics is the last thing i want to see load on my pc when I try and load one of those up

unreal orbit
#

That would be an impressive prank considering they are empty adapters

scenic radish
#

impressive indeed

late gate
#

Anyone know where to get rpi zero w for the 10 USD official price without 1 or customer limit? I want to setup room presence and need like 8

static schooner
#

you sure you need that many? that's a lot

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but no, most places in the US are either out of stock or have limits

late gate
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One in each room I was thinking

static schooner
#

they'll overlap quite a bit

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2 in my 2-story 3100sqft house are more than enough to know that I'm home

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even one in teh center would probably be enough

scenic radish
#

look at rob with his more than one story

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back in my day we had one story and we liked it

static schooner
#

it's 'Murica, gotta spread out

scenic radish
static schooner
#

point is that they have more range that you think if you're just looking for "am I home?" type presence

scenic radish
#

right but it sounds like they're looking for room presence

static schooner
#

oh, missed that

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anyway, it'll be hard to buy 8 Pis from somewhere

scenic radish
#

might help

static schooner
#

seems doubtful, but worth a try

scenic radish
#

i was gonna submit a PR on april 1 with that as the change as an obvious joke but i chickened out

late gate
#

That would kill the waf

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I went on a limb today when asked to take out the garage and said why can't you take it out. If it wasn't because of my birthday today I would be dead

scenic radish
#

take out the garage

late gate
#

Logitech know how to do eol. They released an Alexa remote a year ago that didn't live up for expected. Got an email they will give two elite remotes or money back regardless of when, how or second hand

static schooner
#

that's nice

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I always feel like we're one meeting away from completely losing automation access, though

scenic radish
#

oh wow, that's nice

brazen fable
scenic radish
#

good lord

late gate
#

7am maybe time for bed. Sun is already up.

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Used hours trying to figure out why Google assistant refused to use YouTube music when it was unlocked, but worked when it was locked. After 5 hours I installed the old Google music and found I had to deregister old phones like S4 old ones, the uninstall. Now assistant works. That's a stupid bug

thick dragon
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I feel accomplished. Thanks to all my messing around with Home Assistant/VMs/Linux/YAML/Python, I was able to set up a python analytics server on linux that connects to MS SQL using AD credentials, and authenticates the users against our LDAP server at work. Never would have been able to do it without all the knowledge I gained messing around with HA.

west moss
#

god damn those aluminium rails for led-strips are damn expensive

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freaking 15$ per meter

young sigil
west moss
#

where on aliexpress can i see the sellers location?

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because if its from china it'll be way to expenive to order it

young sigil
#

China but they have free shipping if you don't mind waiting a month or two.

west moss
#

sweden adds 20$ fee for all packages from china

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if i order 1 esp32 for 4$ i have to pay 20$ swedish tax for the import

young sigil
#

That's one way to cut down on imports I suppose.

west moss
#

well, our postal service was about to colapse as they give all their money to pay for danish unemployment, so the china packages where killing them

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so they added a fee for it

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yes, swedish postal service pays for danish unemployment

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lovly aint it

young sigil
#

Australia charges a flat 10% (of goods and freight) fee. When I order a few resistors (or one ESP) it wouldn't cover the cost of the paperwork. Bloody ridiculous.

west moss
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sweden and denmark decided to combine their postal service, the same year that denmark desided to remove 90% of their postal service, so they gave their postal office workers payd leave for 3 years ( i think it was ) because of that they lose like 200 milion each year, while swedish postal make like 250 milion per year, but because they are combined in the same company sweden therefore has to pay for the loss that denmark makes

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so denmark basically sent their workers home with full pay and left sweden to cover the cost

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which is why if i wanted to send a letter to my nextdoor neighbour through the postal service i'd take about 3 weeks for it to arrive, if it arrives at all

young sigil
#

How many meters do you need?

west moss
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not quite sure yet, project is still in planing phase ๐Ÿ˜„

clear ferry
#

They introduced the same tax in Norway earlier this year

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My packages still arrive as normal without any extra tax

#

Norway moved to only postal delivery three days a week now too, which makes sense

west moss
#

when people put in crown molding with led strips, how far down do they put them? normaly you out crownmolding right at where the wall meets the ceiling, but with led strips you gotta put it further down right?

young sigil
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Yeah have a look a the google image search result for "led crown molding".

west moss
#

doesn't it look kinda wird to have it down on the wall tho? its not a big thing here so i dont think i've ever seen it in real life

clear ferry
#

I thought about doing leds under the molding of the floor in my daughter's room but the acrylic I needed for diffusing was close to $500 because I needed it so thin and narrow yet long

west moss
#

guess i could just get one of those ceiling frameing things that go with a bend like that, then throw a normal aluminium rail under it

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or above it if i do it on the ceiling

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probbly better do it on the ceiling.. the floor will look dirty as hell with lighs on it from the side like that i think ๐Ÿ˜„

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with 2 dogs my xiaomi vaccum already has enough work as it is

#

how often do you dust crownmolding?

young sigil
#

Getting a few intrusion attempts. Just had to re-enable IPBan.

clever mortar
brazen fable
#

Anyone who drives near my lot must think I'm nutty because I'm broadcasting 7 different wifi networks. LUL

scenic radish
#

7?? Wtf

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I have 3๏ธโƒฃ

brazen fable
#

LOL yeah 7

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8 when my car is on

amber bramble
#

i have 3

scenic radish
#

I have trusted, guest, and IoT

amber bramble
#

general wifi, LAN-only with no WAN access, and WAN only with no LAN access

scenic radish
#

Uh whoops lol

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Instead of a LAN only VLAN I just use firewall rules for devices on the trusted LAN that I don't want to have internet access

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Why 7 @brazen fable ? Seems excessive lol

brazen fable
#

lol ill explain in a sec

brazen fable
#

1 - High speed use. Wifi AX. For laptop, phones, etc Connected to everything important

scenic radish
#

And my AX!

brazen fable
#

2 - 2.4ghz, also wifi ax, for low bandwith things and range.

#

3 - Guest network. VLAN'd off with portal.

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4 - Camera VLAN - I have a handful of wifi cams in addition to my wired cams. They're all on their own VLAN with no WAN. Cameras only.

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  1. IoT things - Untrusted but need internet access. Such as pet feeder.
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  1. Trusted IoT things - No WAN necessary or given
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  1. Replacing #1 because I'm changing the SSID's
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And i run a combination of unifi AP's and aruba's for indoors and out

scenic radish
#

Seems like a nightmare to manage but I understand the logic ๐Ÿ˜„

brazen fable
#

and i'll probably replace the arubas once wifi6e drops and i get some wifi 6e clients.

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And I'm debating building a new pfsense box that's super beefy

scenic radish
#

๐Ÿฎ

brazen fable
#

something that can route 5gbit+ with IPS on

scenic radish
#

๐Ÿ˜ฑ

#

Some of you guys are nuts

brazen fable
#

And next project is upgrading my "backbone" to 40gbps gear

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now that things are reopening i might be able to finally order the comcast gigabit pro. 3gbps symmetrical

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GLORIOUS GLORIOUS bandwidth

scenic radish
#

Lmao

brazen fable
#

I'd settle for 1gbps/1gbps but that's not available in the consumer market here

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so im stuck with a paltry 40gbps upload

#

really puts a damper on a lot of my applications

#

I started my backups to google drive a month and a half ago from fresh and they're still not done. Lol.

scenic radish
#

40mbps I'm assuming you meant

brazen fable
#

oh, right

scenic radish
#

I have 200 down, 10 up. Not super fun with the VPN but is fine

brazen fable
#

yeah that's the other half of the reason. I tend to leave my phone on vpn all day connected to my house

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so as it stands i have to log in, rdp to my server kill my uploads so it's useable

scenic radish
#

My work blocks both wireguard and OpenVPN ๐Ÿ˜ข

brazen fable
#

oof

scenic radish
#

Well, it doesn't block OpenVPN but it blocks my server's public ipv6 address

brazen fable
#

I have a nifty setup in one of my cars for such situations.

#

I have a network installed in my car that's vpn'd into my house. Car has it's own mobile internet connection from ATT

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I also have a directional high gain wifi antenna hooked up to it so i can point it at any building and get pretty ok speeds so long as it's not a faraday cage

scenic radish
brazen fable
#

I use it for work and play.

scenic radish
#

Yeah I'm jk

frozen totem
#

Help ๐Ÿ˜‚

calm crow
#

Just curious do people have cameras set up inside their house?

#

Thinking would it be 'creepy' to have one in my sons room (hes only 6)
doesn't need to be best quality just so i know if everything is okay without leaving office space

clever mortar
#

Baby monitor

dull chasm
#

i got one in my sons room but its focus is really only on the door so he can change and whatever but if somebody does go into his room several cameras will catch the person including his room

clever mortar
#

I have none indoors, but I don't currently have any need for them. If my son was a lot younger, then I'd likely have one in his room as a baby monitor.

#

One in the office space would be another consideration

last plaza
#

No indoor cameras for us. Wife would kill me.

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No alexas or google hubs either.

#

I gave away 4 echos. Still got a couple of them unplugged, collecting dust.

clever mortar
#

I've got ... 5 Google Hubs, 4 minis ๐Ÿ˜€

last plaza
#

๐Ÿ˜ฎ

#

Siri works. It is on demand.

clever mortar
#

Sure, if you've got Siri ๐Ÿ˜›

#

Everybody here has got to quite like being able to ask Google to do things...

brazen fable
#

I've got 16 echos

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and 2 google mini's

#

And quite a few cameras indoors and out

#

The indoor cams dont record, however

last plaza
#

I donโ€™t think I have that many power outlets available at home.

brazen fable
green inlet
#

One indoor camera on a zwave outlet that only powers on when the alarm is set ๐Ÿ˜‰

brazen fable
#

I have at least 1 UPS in every room. My office/homelab room needed to have 2 separate breakers installed to handle the power draw

#

Kept blowing the damn circuit

green inlet
#

You might want to talk with someone.......acknowledging the problem is the first step to recovery ๐Ÿคฃ

last plaza
#

UPS is fine behind TV or hidden. They are ugly and consume space.

brazen fable
#

Plus i have every piece of my network equipment hooked up to UPS to keep the network flowing if power is dodgy

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which includes the switches in each room

green inlet
#

I am big on not being able to see automation

last plaza
#

Or the use of UI. If you are going to keep clicking on UI, it is not much of an automation. Is it?

brazen fable
#

Voice command all the things!

green inlet
#

I want to automate my blinds but wires from every blind ?

brazen fable
#

You should see what happens when any of my doors open

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  1. All the echos I have announce that the door is opened.
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  1. All my lights start flashing red
last plaza
#

๐Ÿคข

brazen fable
#

It's a big house. And I can't hear the door open if I'm upstairs.

calm crow
#

Hmm on the door is a good idea

#

but i've got one 6 year old and one 2 year old and had to go in an see why one was crying ๐Ÿ™‚

brazen fable
#

If there's a bad guy I want ample time to decide which gun I'm going to use

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Also happens for windows etc. Or if the garage motion detector fires

green inlet
#

I automated shotguns pointed at every exterior door. If my exterior cameras witness a stranger and then the door opens, they are shot immediately. I guess not immediately, I did add a - delay: 00:00:05

brazen fable
#

Lmao if only that weren't highly illegal

last plaza
#

I used to go crazy with all the automations and voice notifications and shit. Been reducing my setup for the past few years now.

brazen fable
#

Although I'm not sure about the legality of a remote operated turret with a camera think_jill

clear ferry
#

My tomatoes are growing like crazy while I'm on vacation

#

That is a $2 esp32cam

last plaza
#

Where are they?Canโ€™t see them.

#

Anybody see one tomato?

green inlet
#

I think he meant his tomato plants are growing like crazy

brazen fable
#

no

rare condor
brazen fable
#

RIP

last plaza
#

LOL.

clear ferry
amber bramble
#

i hit a piece of romex with a drywall saw when i was cutting in a box for one of my wall-mounted tablets

rare condor
#

Luckily RCD tripped before dying

amber bramble
#

only cut the outside insulation though, insulation on the individual wires was fine

unreal orbit
#

You don't need a certified union worker to screw things into the wall for you?

last plaza
#

In Australia, you might.

rare condor
#

You do yes

green inlet
#

Tisk tisk

last plaza
#

I want to go on vacation to Australia, stay in vacation home and rewire the whole house and fly back.

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But before I have to go to Norway for a special trip. Got some tomato plants I need to crush before the owner comes back.

unreal orbit
#

International bullying

last plaza
#

Take that, espcam

rare condor
#

NVM, its legal to make a hole in a wall provided you don't put anything there and there and no services in the wall which are affected such as Gas, Water or Electical

clever mortar
#

I think it'd be much more fun to put a mirror in front of the camera... ๐Ÿ˜„

rare condor
#

Still now I have to replace the wiring ๐Ÿ™ƒ

last plaza
#

๐Ÿคฃ

clever mortar
#

Bonus points for stealing it, and then sending photos of it travelling the world...

dull chasm
#

i love that idea

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of course still has to be attached to atx's network

clever mortar
#

That's not that hard

#

Replace the ESP with something that punches a VPN out...

dull chasm
#

i will chip in some of the cost

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he has to pick up some chocalte while he is there

#

damn my spelling sucks

last plaza
#

And no brown cheese ๐Ÿคข

dull chasm
#

agreed ....burn it all while you there .... best for the world

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get rid of the brown cheese cows

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set them free

rare condor
dull chasm
#

run to hospital and get that taken out .....goverment has a eye on you

rare condor
#

I want the model that releases chemicals when activated by a specific RF Pulse

last plaza
#

Dale did it. He implanted the NFC thingy.

rare condor
#

Oh yeah, Dale... who dale?

last plaza
#

@peak cloud

rare condor
#

Does he use it?

last plaza
#

There is a DIY kit. You can inject yourself.

rare condor
#

Yeah I saw, I would probs take it to licenced piecer, in Australia it would be illegal to do it unlicensed.

last plaza
#

Check out the link and products section.

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Damn Australia. Need license for everything.

unreal orbit
#

""need""

rare condor
#

At the moment I am literally not allowed outside

last plaza
#

What crime did you commit that they wonโ€™t let you out?

clear ferry
#

@last plaza no Christmas presents for you!

rare condor
#

All of Melbourne is in stage 3 lock down, which means only leave for exercise and food. While some suburbs are not allowed to leave for any reason, with support given from gov workers.

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As of 11:59 yesterday, I am in lock down for 6 weeks.

brazen fable
#

This lockdown shit is getting old real fast

#

What are we gonna do, live the rest of our lives under a rock?

clear ferry
#

We just opened up Norwegians to travel to most of Europe if they want

unreal orbit
#

Yeah someone should tell the virus to stop killing people

clear ferry
#

From today

brazen fable
#

I mean. Pandemics happen. It's shitty but it's life

last plaza
#

I need to figure out a way to travel to Europe then.

brazen fable
#

At a certain point the "cure" becomes worse than the poison

last plaza
#

International borders are shutdown like crazy.

clear ferry
#

We should just let USA do their thing though, Darwin and all that yes

brazen fable
#

Yeah. I mean, I can understand shutting down/limiting international travel and all that.

#

USA will have herd immunity soon enough

clear ferry
#

Probably not, as some studies show the antibodies are gone after a few months already

brazen fable
#

All the studies vastly contradict each other

last plaza
#

Let USA do their own things. Also remove warning labels off of stuff.

unreal orbit
#

Antibodies don't stick around generally. Your body makes more when the threat comes back

brazen fable
#

And just because the antibodies are gone doesn't mean they're not stored in memory cells

#

right

#

It's a tough situation, and I think the initial lockdown was the right call to prevent overflows at hospitals

unreal orbit
#

Which is still happening

brazen fable
#

We ramped up infrastructure and hospitals aren't anywhere near capacity

clear ferry
#

If only the US could have done a nationwide lock down at the same time instead of letting the states decide it no

brazen fable
#

And who knows if they're ever find a successful vaccine

#

The US doesn't work that way

#

State's have state's rights.

#

The federal government is purposely limited by design

clear ferry
#

The US doesn't work that way
@brazen fable

brazen fable
#

Let's not get into that again. Not only will you lose, it's against the rules

#

๐Ÿ˜‰

unreal orbit
#

Not even worth it

bitter pawn
#

so the idea for the lockdown was to limit the spike of infection....not eliminate it....

brazen fable
#

Yep.

last plaza
#

To stop from overcrowding hospitals

brazen fable
#

Fact of the matter is, we can't eliminate it right now

#

Only a vaccine can do that. If we can produce one

#

And those typically take years

#

The world can't survive years in lockdown. Just can't be done

#

Supply chains are hanging by a thread as it is

unreal orbit
#

No one is suggesting a full lockdown across the country. Just some basic cooperation and social distancing. We can't even get that right.

brazen fable
#

And the roughest of it will be the countries without ample farmland.

#

It'd help if the governments stopped contradicting themselves

#

At first the CDC was like DONT WEAR MASKS

clear ferry
#

@unreal orbit cooperation, that sounds like socialism

brazen fable
#

and now they're like WEAR MASKS

unreal orbit
#

It's almost like new information brings new guidelines

brazen fable
#

Socialism is more like pointing a gun at someone's head and saying "Do this or die"

#

nah, CDC was trying to save PPE for doctors and shit.

#

but they shouldn't have lied to the public

unreal orbit
#

Doctors aren't wearing cloth masks.

last plaza
#

Somebody got confused between socialism and communism

brazen fable
#

I'm aware. But people were buying up all the medical grade masks in bulk

rare condor
#

this feels like politics

brazen fable
#

There's no difference between the two as far as enforcement goes

#

And they're both evil, stupid ideologies

unreal orbit
#

@last plaza someone is confused about a lot of things ๐Ÿ˜‰

bitter pawn
#

like the jewish dude in new york

scenic radish
#

i thought we were talking about having more than 4 SSIDs

brazen fable
#

There are two types of people that endorse socialism/communism. Tyrants and complete and utter failures.

last plaza
#

@brazen fable take it easy there.

rare condor
#

NO POLITICS OR RELIGION

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please. ๐Ÿ˜›

brazen fable
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Does ideological theory count as either? thinkgood

scenic radish
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in other news, why tf can't i get two displays to work with virt-manager

bitter pawn
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because God hates you

brazen fable
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No i don't

rare condor
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@scenic radish Wait for @clear ferry to ๐Ÿคฎ, because you're using FOSS virtualisation instead of VMWare.

clear ferry
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Kvm is usable

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Proxmox on the other hand

rare condor
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Proxmox uses KVM

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Proxmox is usable ๐Ÿ˜„

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Out of interest have you used Proxmox before, or just don't like it because its different to what you know?

clear ferry
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Because I only see shitkids use it tbh, and I have never seen anyone in enterprise even mention it

tidal bronze
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@clear ferry ordered some Gjetost lets see how goes.

rare condor
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Did you just call me a shitkid ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

clear ferry
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Not the same as brown cheese, depends @tidal bronze

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@rare condor yes

brazen fable
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Imagine complaining about FOSS in a Home Assistant discord.

rare condor
brazen fable
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MicroATX S3SataniaDisgust

orchid rose
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micro is fine for most users nowadays as you don't really use expansion cards

rare condor
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I will use 10Gig Card Connectx3 and GPU

brazen fable
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Full ATX or bust

bitter pawn
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^

green inlet
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What? @clear ferry , I may not have legit brown cheese?

rare condor
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Full ATX is too big

brazen fable
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Get a man sized case

bitter pawn
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EATX for servers. Full ATX for desktops.

unreal orbit
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Yeah clearly your masculinity is contingent on the size of your motherboard

rare condor
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My preference is for smaller MBs

last plaza
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@rare condor donโ€™t you have prime? September???

rare condor
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I do have prime, just bought it for this MB

orchid rose
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micro cost me ~10-20โ‚ฌ less than a comparable full ATX and I don't feel like missing out on anything

rare condor
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Shipping was $20 or 6.99 for prime.

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So I got prime

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@last plaza I live in ร€odร lรฌyวŽ, it takes time

clear ferry
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@green inlet yours is brown, so yes, but geitost can be white goats cheese

last plaza
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Sounds like Norwegian word.

unreal orbit
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Goat cheese ๐Ÿคข

rare condor
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Its what Students call Australia

bitter pawn
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goats ๐Ÿคข

clear ferry
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@last plaza looks like a mix of Welsh and Polish

rare condor
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nope

green inlet
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I sent him a link

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Same one I bought

rare condor
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It stems from ๆพณๅคงๅˆฉไบš , which is Mandarin.

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I used to live in Beijing btw.

unreal orbit
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Looks Cantonese to me ๐Ÿค”

rare condor
bitter pawn
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yer mom mixed traditional and simplified.

rare condor
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TIL IP69K is a thing.

green inlet
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I always whisper TIL IP69K in my wifeโ€™s ear. Gets her super hot.

rare condor
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wtf?

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k.

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Florida People are ... different.

scenic radish
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Don't kink shame him

unreal orbit
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Should add that to the rules of lounge tbh

last plaza
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@green inlet lol

scenic radish
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Interesting that @green inlet 's wife gets turned on by ingress protection ratings though

rare condor
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I didn't say anything bad about his ingress protection kink, I was saying wtf. Because I finally found someone with the same kink ๐Ÿฅฐ

green inlet
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You should see what happens when I talk NIDS

scenic radish
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Lmaooooo @rare condor

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I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE

green inlet
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@rare condor , YOU HAD ME AT HELLO

rare condor
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I kind of want to see an Adult film, dubbed with technical acronyms, it would be bliss...

green inlet
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I can give you access to my camera.bedroom_camera

scenic radish
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Good lord lol

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You're something else @green inlet

green inlet
scenic radish
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His camera 24/7:

rare condor
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I feel I am been taken for a ride...

scenic radish
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At least it's not the rickroll link

rare condor
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This is an official government document. probs the closest they get to rick roll

brazen fable
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Who wants to play rock paper scissors for $50 a game?

rare condor
midnight adder
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whats up

rare condor
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I was going to disagree...

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but I would lying

scenic radish
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I was gonna clean my room...

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Until I got high

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I was gonna get up and find the broom

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But I got high

rare condor
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I hate drywall repair, so I just put pictures over any holes

scenic radish
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That isn't the next line silly

rare condor
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Afroman is before my time

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I was 3 when that song was popular

scenic radish
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I was 9 or 10 ๐Ÿ˜‚

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@dull chasm is this where I'm supposed to mention I'm older

dull chasm
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than 9 0r 10 ๐Ÿคฃ

last dirge
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@rare condor do you know about the magic of butterfly patches?

rare condor
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I just glue real butterflies to cover the holes

last plaza
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this place is a mess.
@rain swift Good. We lived up to your expectations. ๐Ÿ˜

late gate
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I found an interesting bug in Google Assistant yesterday that made me crazy. Since google force you to move to youtube music from google music I did that since I got youtube premium, but google assistant on the phone refused to use youtube music, just google music, but ONLY when when phone was unlocked (when locked it used youtube music).

After 8 hours of pushing buttons and feeling like an idiot I figured out that in google music old phones are registred. Like very old phones I have not used for years. If any phones are registred in google music google assistant refuse to use youtube music. The solution is to remove old phones from google music and uninstall google music to solve the bug

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uninstalling google music was not enough. you have to physically remove old dead phones from it

clear ferry
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I've never in my life used Google music, nor YouTube music. openeyecry

clever mortar
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Been using GMusic for years.... still trying to find a good replacement

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May have to go Apple ๐Ÿค”

clear ferry
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Pfff, Spotify and plexamp for my obscure progressive rock

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I've used subsonic for 15 years, but plexamp is a good replacement

rare condor
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I changed from g music to YouTube music couldn't be happier

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Much better song selections

last plaza
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We still do good old mp3s & FLAC.

scenic radish
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I'm grandfathered in on a lower rate for YouTube premium/Google music so I can't switch unless I want ads in YouTube videos again lol

rare condor
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Likewise

clear ferry
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I hardly get ads on YouTube, unless it's kids videos

rare condor
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YouTube music is great

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Use it considering you have it already

scenic radish
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Ugh here we go again...alright @clear ferry tell us more about how superior Norwat is

clever mortar
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I love(d) the Radio option on GMusic, so I could pick a song and have stuff "like" it played. I found a lot of new artists that way

clear ferry
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Quite

rare condor
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69% of new cars in Norway are electric

scenic radish
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O

clear ferry
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@clever mortar Spotify has had that for a few years

rare condor
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Living in the past, the future is coal powered cars and horses

clever mortar
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Time to try Spotify premium again then

scenic radish
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@clear ferry yeah but then you have to use Spotify GWcorbinHolyFuck

clear ferry
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With Spotify family I pay $15 a month for up to five accounts of premium

scenic radish
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Jk, I haven't used Spotify in years. I didn't have a great experience when I used it but that was...6 years ago?

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Probably longer actually

clear ferry
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It used to be quite sub par

clever mortar
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Yeah, I used to have a premium sub, but ... it wasn't half as good as GMusic

clear ferry
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Last 4-5 years have been a great ride

rare condor
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I like YouTube music has mixtapes and good EDM remixes

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Spotify doesn't

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I like the fan made mixes and collabs of diff artists

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Depends what your after

clear ferry
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Edm ๐Ÿคข

rare condor
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@clear ferry tastes ๐Ÿคฎ

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I also listen to Christian Rap

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Not even joking

unreal orbit
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@clear ferry hit me with one of those premium accounts GWlulurdMmmYea

rare condor
clear ferry
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@unreal orbit haven't you got a premium atx account already?

unreal orbit
clear ferry
late gate
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google music is going to be shut down this year for youtube music, thats why I moved. the bug is still on spotify, so if you ever used google music you have to do this to make spotify work

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its just a fyi post

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Im using youtube premium family and then youtube music is free. cheaper than having spotify on top on that. seem to have to same library

clear ferry
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If the clouds stay away I can take a picture of the actual midnight sun tonight

scenic radish
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Midnight Sun could totally be a band name

unreal orbit
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Well it's the title of one of the Twilight books, so probably not the best name

scenic radish
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In other news I talked to my manager about my COVID concerns and I'm now 60% WFH ๐ŸŽ‰

clear ferry
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60%, shit that is an American record

scenic radish
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Lol

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I was 100% WFH from mid-March until last Tuesday

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Then back in the office 100% until I expressed my concerns

clear ferry
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We are by default 100 since March, then work as much at customers as we feel comfortable with, the office only for people who want to

light trout
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I have 1 reason, the coffee is better

clear ferry
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My coffee is actually better at home

unreal orbit
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You need to treat yourself more @light trout

light trout
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Nah

scenic radish
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@clear ferry much better at home

late gate
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my day rythm is getting worse. went to sleep at 11.30am and got up at 4pm

scenic radish
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What's your typical schedule

late gate
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I work from home so normally 2am to 10am

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but yesterday I just could not let the google assistant bug go. Got obsessed by trying to fix it

scenic radish
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That's crazy. I'm usually 23:30-06:30

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Or sometimes 00:30 to 06:30

late gate
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im not an early bird

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06.30 I would be a zoombie

light trout
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I'm not a bird

scenic radish
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U sure?

light trout
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Not really

clear ferry
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I get up at 05-06 and go to bed at 23-24 these days with the baby

scenic radish
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Everyone knows birds aren't even real in the first place

light trout
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The one that wakes me every morning sure sounds real

unreal orbit
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*robot

late gate
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my baby is two huskies that get annoying early. thats my wakeup

light trout
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10 is not early

late gate
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for me it is :p

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its still about 8 hours sleep

scenic radish
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It's earlier than times that are later

unreal orbit
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All birds are robots with cameras designed to facilitate mass surveillance on the population at large

scenic radish
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Wake up sheeple

clear ferry
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I used to get up at 09-11 and to bed at 02-03, I prefer my current pattern

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@unreal orbit that sounds like TAN talk

late gate
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I sleep very bad. using a sleep tracker with wrist band and sonar, and the whole night I wake up every 10-15 minutes

scenic radish
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Wtf

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That sounds horrible

late gate
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yeah insomnia sucks. can use 3-4 hours to fall asleep, and when I do I cant stay asleep

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so horrible tired most of the day

clear ferry
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This with a baby that had tummy ache in the same bed all night

scenic radish
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Where do you get off

late gate
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Im getting used to it now. not a large watch, just a samsung active

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and using sleep for android where the sonar works very well on the night stand

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I just wish the app got mqtt so I could integrate it with HA for better control over fading lights in the morning etc

green inlet
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@late gate , you might look into getting tested for sleep apnea

clear ferry
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I did, and I have a cpap now

mild tapir
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The replies didnt age well either

green inlet
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Oh crap. A ๐Ÿ’ฉ storm is possible on its way to the #the-water-cooler ๐Ÿคฃ

unreal orbit
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nah, not worth it

hard fractal
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Is someone using ZoneMinder with mqtt?

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Donโ€™t understand how to get it working!

clever mortar
hard fractal
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Thanks iโ€™ll try it there!

late gate
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@green inlet I have gone through cancer when I was 30 and after that life is not the same. Always exhausted, pain, sleep problems etc. After cancer you go with invisible problems that is hard to diagnose

last dirge
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BEEEEEEES

mild tapir
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I think he read the room perfectly

late gate
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I took the plunge and updated the bios on my graphics card hope for the best

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I have this issue where the dp monitor doesnt start sometimes, so hoped it would be fixed with the bios update

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also physx got enabled with the update so I guess it did some good

north ether
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Anyone here have a synology nas?

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I'm looking to buy a second-hand synology and just trying to find out if there's anything I should look out for. It costs like 1/4 the price to get an old one off ebay vs a new one

unreal orbit
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You're more likely to get chastised for using consumer-grade hardware here

mild tapir
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Thanks CIA.

clever mortar
fallen furnace
tidal bronze
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@north ether fan of synology products been using for a long time.

molten wave
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@rain swift consumer adjacent

tidal bronze
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@rain swift it really does not matter IMHO. If it works for you, it is what it is!

molten wave
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no one's ever confused asas with being good

mild tapir
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Netgate hardware is not consumer grade in the normal sense

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It comes with support, heightened warranties, and so on

molten wave
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still plagued with a junk os just like any other consumer router

mild tapir
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Easy to fix

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Unlike normal consumer routers

molten wave
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sure, easy fix, ๐Ÿšฎ

mild tapir
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In reality its just a net appliance

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Also I dont consider FreeBSD a junk OS ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

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Although OPNSense > pfSense imho

clear ferry
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Opnsense >pfsense