#the-water-cooler
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they just made it shareable i thought
Orly
I should get that Slovakian IPTV service up and running then
And cancel my norwegian ground TV service
@tidal bronze Which IPTV service that you are using with Xteve?
I'll just leave this here. Back to work while I still have a job.
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@clear ferry what's your F@H username?
nevermind i am dumb :p
you're not on my threat list so i don't have to worry about you overtaking me 🤣
Do I look like a guy who uses random usernames per site 
@amber bramble just been running for 4 days
And just a laptop 
i'm 6 days in and made it to #24 😀
lol i might be running it on my 2 office computers
I haven't bothered pouring in any more
I have 20 demo servers in the office I could hook up 
Or some of the ones in my garage
i want to install it on the dual 22-core xeon server we have at work but i don't think the vendor would like it since it's part of a turn-key appliance system thing
Hah
Mine are just used for customer presentations
Probably 400ish cores there total
What happens if i move the iphone entities i dont need from my lovelace front end
Ask in #frontend-archived
Is 91 degrees C too hot for an i7-4790 🤣
🤏
@clear ferry walter had a way out in the beginning
With the company he cofounded
But his ego wanted him to do it himself.
@green inlet you can add api/device_id and get everything working on the tizen custom component.
Very busy today. Didn’t get a chance to add it. I think it is for models after my tv but I am still going to try.
Oh, shinezel, as long as you have an account the api interface will work.
Absolutely f**king hate working near insulation. Spent the evening getting down through:
Kingspan Sheet Insulation
Plywood
200mm Rockwool
Plywood
200mm Rockwool
Cables laid, and then the previous owners put down the various layers over the cables.
Hi guys, which is the best channel to ask questions when you are stuck developing a custom component (platform)? Would 'dev' be the right place? Or 'integrations'? Thanks
anyone got any recommendations on 3d printer filament to get for starting out?
preferably off amazon with prime
@tulip trail For a custom component, #integrations-archived would be a good start.
@rain swift hatchbox is king from what ive seen but i never bought it personally
right now printing with 3d solutech cuz they had a crazy sale before the lockdown started lol
i normally just find whatever is cheapest
i would say black/white are good colors to start with
white is great for lithophane prints
black/white is what we typically use for things around the house
then of cours your favorite color for other various stuff u wnat to print lol
itll last several days or so if u print non stop or have large prints
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07NKNC915/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1 i normally get this for black/white
Everything is like the 18th for delivery, damn beer virus
yea dude tell me about it
passover starts tomorrow and we dont have enough food here to even have the holiday let alone a seder....was just talking to my mom and she was in the same boat....im guessing we aint alone in that
Banggood had a faster delivery, maybe I get this week, maybe
by enough food i mean food labeled Kosher for passover
keep in mind though you can get it earlier
Yeah sometimes
lots of stuff have later delivery dates and they ship faster
We shall see
it's such a good siren to use, I wouldn't be ashamed of it lol
So happy that I didn't do it.
I love how when I google "virus halloween costume" a "sexy ebola nurse" costume comes up lol
Hmm ok I may try too
Tried about 10 times today at random times. Nada
comon @forest edge buy a sexy ebola nurse costome and post some pictures
@shy comet just come to norway, we have enough food in the stores at all times 🤣
Our local butcher is fully stocked even if the grocery store isn't
yeah I haven't seen a single shelf empty outside of the normal "we are out of fine grinded flour right now" signs
I go shopping once a week, and some small shoppings once or twice a week if I am out of the house
and we have TOILET PAPER 
So when it says "DON'T UNPLUG THE DEVICE OR YOU RISK PERMANENT BRICKING", I unplugged it and now it won't turn on
😅
They could have made the message a bit more clearer, why no flashing fonts
Lol you are the reason for the message
Anyone here have aws certs
cloud 🤢
I'm curious, do all Americans wear shoes indoor, I need to know @wet pilot
I usually don't

I'm almost always barefoot though
I have never seen anyone go barefoot indoors in an American TV show or video
How else can you sell shoes?
I'm so hot I usually never wear socks indoors, and if I do they are thin, I wear perforated shoes outdoors because I get so hot feet
And they are still hot, I wear them year round, even in -30 in winter
If I can I wear sandals in summer, barefoot
Yep, about the same
Morning folks
@wet pilot I've used these for years, might be relevant to you too https://no.ecco.com/nb-NO/product/5638629635/ECCO-TERRACRUISE-II-M
Yeah, they are great
I never get sweaty feet in shoes anymore
But I still remove my shoes when I'm in the office
Lol
My managers just got a breakfast box delivered to my door
@clear ferry australians mostly wear shoes indoors
At least visiting peoples homes
Most people will often take off shoes in their own home. Sometimes
You dirty bastards
I know right
No wonder you got sent down under
My uncle is the other side of the spectrum
They have outside shoes, inside shoes and backyard shoes
The Japanese have it right, outdoor shoes, indoor shoes and toilet shoes
I'd rather just barefoot everywhere haha
I do that, but I like the Japanese indoor shoes

Plus I have wide feet
And Australia doesn't sell wide fitting shoes
So I'm fucked
I'm like size 8 in length and over 12 in width
Finding big shoes isn't really an issue
It's finding wide ones

comon @forest edge buy a sexy ebola nurse costome and post some pictures
@clear ferry $100 a picture
Doing my first zigbee update :)
zigbee2mqtt:info 2020-04-08 18:40:42: MQTT publish: topic 'zigbee2mqtt/bridge/l
og', payload '{"type":"ota_update","message":"Update of '0x0017880103e44c37' at 4.54%, +- 35 minutes remaining","meta":{
"status":"update_progress","device":"0x0017880103e44c37","progress":4.54}}'
man zigbee is slow
Says the guy who said he worked with SCADA networks 
How many bits per minute again ... 😛
Aws training is making me cry
Some of it is painfully basic
Then it's like brushes over a complex topic in 1/4 of a slide
Acloudguru i should say
Plus Ryan's shitty mic recording
🤣
Yeah, I did some cloud related training a while back, and it turned out that the instructor had never delivered it before, may possibly have only passed the relevant certification the weekend before, and actually knew less about the topic than most of the room
Oh, and they were a shitty trainer too 😄
@clear ferry You have never had the stress of remotely updating PLC firmware over a 200bit/sec network, knowing if it fails an oil tank will overfill!
Hm... my wife just raised the question to swap caves...
And she currently has the penthouse. I wonder what the catch is
Think of it as a holiday!
@rare condor nah, I'll stick with taking down a Unix server and 3000 trucks in Africa has to stop until I being it back up again, or stopping the storage system of one of Europes biggest airlines just because I had to replace some cables 
@low harness swapping caves? 
Or "offices" is you will.
We have the same room on opposite sides of the house, same size and design
But she has a balcony

Every day is upgrade day if you run dev 😎
Every day is upgrade day when you run as much different software and hardware as I do 
I am lucky to run HAss.....and lucky I have people like you @light trout , running dev 😁
I have thought of running beta 🤷🏻♂️
I've been running dev builds sinve they started publishing those for "hassio", and so far I have not had any big issues
Sure. But small issues for you are 🤯 for me.
Like the stupid logrotate Armbian text I get every day and can’t figure out why
👋 is there a channel here that is appropriate for advice on products that work with Homekit?
Not really, this isn't about HomeKit after all
Sorry Home Assistant
Well, that'd be #hardware-archived - but check the Integrations list in the docs first 😉
Tired brain 🙂
Browse/search that, then you're better placed to ask questions in #hardware-archived
Thank you
Tinkerer, going to Nginx totally got rid of all my device exceeded max pending messages error. I would like to report it somewhere but not really sure how or if it is really worth it. Seems like a lot of people have the issue. I am not even sure what the error means?
👍
Want to see what issues are open (or were open and are now closed)?
Check issues for the backend, issues for the UI, and issues for the documentation.
Do you know what the error means?
Not off the top of my head
Shit, @clever mortar hand turned white
I have no idea if that is good or bad
Oh no, it was @green inlet hand
I'm so pale skinned I may as well be actually white 😛
Do you look like you are riding horse-back on a chicken?
Baby sleeping, soldering time
hmmm... My UPS made a loud bang now its stuck reporting same voltage and saying battery needs replacing
Mmmmm
Start by, for once, asking in the right channel?
@rare condor are you the new mihaliski, or have you just changed usernames? 
I know you like defaulting to #the-water-cooler but by now you know better @unkempt night
@clear ferry no idea who that is
What channel would i even ask in
I go by Haxxa, Hazza or Harrison
Try #integrations-archived or #frontend-archived @unkempt night
mihalski turns up every so often with tales of woe, how things are horribly broken, ignores most of what they're told, and vanishes again
Apologies @clever mortar ty
I'm not sure about this download rate
I think I need to make an RMA only bought this APC UPS like 1 yr ago
@clever mortar the ghost of HA past? Or present, or future mayhaps? 
This is like the forth UPS that has broken, they really don't seem to like the 250v I get here
Is mihalski a user?
Abuser rather
Tinkerer has an excel spreadsheet with usernames and comments 🤣. Or just a good memory
lol
I remember those that stand out for all the wrong reasons 😉
His naughty and nice list
Not so much naughty as 🧟♂️
In fairness HASS is rock stable, haven't had any issues with it. One of the few pieces of software that is stable and yet bleeding edge too.
Outside of Z-Wave, I've had very few issues that couldn't have been avoided by reading the release notes or open issues first
There are a few simple good practices, that if you follow, keep you out of a lot of problems
I am updating my Zigbee devices using zigbee2mqtt and one thing that is concerning is so far the upgrade progress is equal to the battery loss. It has sped up a bit now at 30%
CR2032 Batteries from ali don't seem to be all that genuine
@rare condor gonna be fun
Well its whether I stop it now hook it up to a 3v power source and try again or just hope the actuall OTA firmware progress itself is fast
I just updated the firmware on a couple of my zwave devices. I wouldn’t stop a current firmware upgrade
🤞🏻
Yeah, stopping an in progress upgrade is pretty much a guarantee of a brick
Some hardware is designed to handle that, but at the lower price point... not so much
Pics or it didn't happen 😛
Yeah, interrupting an upload is fine
Tinkerer look at zigbee2mqtt docs, it clearly states brick is virtually impossible using this method as the zigbee fw method is pretty fault tolerent.The only way to screw up is to remove power after the fw file is copied (as you stated)
I always like verifying that on something I don't care about
I've toasted a lot of devices over the years, because the "impossible" happened
🤣
oh that was the 48v DC input you say, oh yeah I totally had a 240v to 48VDC PSU between it
no idea why the capacitor exploded and there is now a hole in the case
must be bad design
Nabu hireing more people. Seems like it's going good. Congrats!
Anyway, I have all these PIR sensors and Doors sensors which were part of my old alarm system which came with the house. Going to wire them into HASS soon.
Not really too concerned about the alarm functionality but seems a nice way to do decent presence detection without phone
https://www.home-assistant.io/integrations/konnected/ if you haven't seen it
Interesting I already bought this: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000120026245.html
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So looking at the website its an ESP fw with some logic to control common alarm features? Does it have a webui, couldn't see any listed
I don't know to be honest, the forum has had a lot of talk about it, and there's likely some users over in #integrations-archived or #hardware-archived
@rare condor is a relay board the right thing for alarm sensors?
I thought you would want something to monitor their open circuit status
Not switch them on or off
I do
Yes & The reason I went with it over say a ESP is its ethernet based so of my WIFI is out the system works still and is powered via UPS
Also feels more Durable and suited as I can mount with DIN Rail
Ultimately I could achieve the same with ESP32, relay boards, Optocouplers Ethernet adapter like 5500 but I think this is better
Tinkerer I watched videos, perks are you can continue to use existing security panel and tap into the Keypad. It also has native HASS integration (as well as smatthings, openhab etc.). It basically make the process simpler to setup, but I don't see a perk to it
Konnected is quite pricey
Drzzs made a nice video explaining it a few years a go
Yeah but Open Source so you could make it yourself
I think it would cost me A$250 to go konnected
Like its just an ESP and some relays
How will you interface with your ethernet controller
I has different modes
You can make it a client or server
You don't need HASS to poll it
You can make it Push to HASS
It also has some nice features like RS485 to Ethernet or Modbus to Ethernet
For $60 (wow AUD is bad right now 😥) its pretty cheap
So are you just going to power the PIRs off 12V
Yeah and the Board itself too and scrap the 18V AC RACV system
I assume you'll need to pull up the reeds as well
Or will you just piggyback off the board for that
The Reed switches will connect into the COM and one of Digital Inputs no Pull up, just ties straight in
im early lemme make a joke. this is the UI i wanted
this is what i got
joking ofc. this is already waaaay better than the shitty lifx app
You can make the top one but best to chat about it in #frontend-archived
ah ik. the UI is not currently my concern. what i have works for now
No worries
I only discovered HA a few days ago. and im loving it already!
the possibilities are endless. i mean, this thing even supports home alarms
The only thing I don't like about this system is there isn't alarm logic, so if HASS goes down then my Alarm doesn't work. Which it really should. In saying that I'm not sure I like the whole ARM / DISARM setup anyway
Looks nice 🙂
It’s pretty great. @clear ferry sleeps with his as his comforter. 😂
Don’t ever let Home assistant go down @rare condor
Ever
lol no updates ever again!
EVAH
ive got HASS running on a netbook
it will last for around 4 hours with no power
built in UPS
Its funny how I got into HASS, I bought this $2 smart LED from my Hardware store it was Zigbee based, and I was like "I don't want to buy a $40 stupid hub", so then I setup zigbee2mqtt on my raspi but was annoyed there was no central control then I reluctantly installed HASS. Then I automated my whole house and haven't stopped integrating more things!
@hushed basalt Do you have an Alarm System in your home?
I was the same except I had a more troubled path. Bought an $80 Bluetooth light from bunnings and thought “this is shit, surely there’s a better way” 🤣
Were they the Brilliant ones?
Yep
Yeah we got a lot of returns on those
Still have it. Bought a Bluetooth sniffer to try and decode it but was stupid
I worked on getting LIFX into Bunnings after Phillips reps started pushing Hue stuff to suppliers
They also broke a lot
I had to deal with a lot of Returns
Nice. The brilliant stuff now is pretty good, mostly esp based
oh lifx.
the most pain in the a$$ lamp to get to work
the app sucks. the support sucks
I have a soft spot for LIFX considering Graham from Melbourne Hackerspace was cofounder
$75 million sale was decent for small startup led from Stkilda
@clear ferry werent you a sys admin?
Hey son can you turn off the lamp?. sorry dad, the app is not responding
already did. yeah.
i still prefer a real switch tho. like i still have to walk up to the HASS tablet to turn off a lamp
buy a wifi switch lol
Get some xiaomi buttons or something like that
^
Xiaomi Buttons are great stuck them over my light switches
so it acts like normal light switch
yeah but how much IoT is too much IoT?
Never
My rationale is when it cost too much $$ or when its annoying, my systems don't break as they are realiable and thus it isn't annoying for me
yeah well this lifx z strip costed 125 bucks and that kinda makes me sad
a cheap Chinese led strip controller works as well as or even better than this thing
lets change topics. it still inflicts pain when i remember that i paid 125 bucks for this
How about blizzard should get better server scaling?
I actually applied for a admin position at blizzard once
I just got a package from the US with DHL. Should I disinfect it? I think a package now is the lowest WAF ever :p
Leave it for 3 days...
and I have the patience for that? :p
Pretend it hasn't arrived yet 😛
Ali Express or Banggood probably sell one of those isolation boxes with the built in gloves 😉
I should send a package to @scenic radish with some norwegian covid in it
@shy comet Costco got delivery slots as of now. 5 hours
Interesting studies I've seen that countries that had TB vaccine mandatory have had less serious cases of covid, like France, USA and Italy has had little to no mandatory while Norway has been mandatory since the early 50s
Pls no
hey guys looking to get a robovac, curious to know what robovacs others have paired with their HA systems and why did they choose that particular model or brand?
Roborock s50 here
How would that make sense? TB is a bacteria, the immunoresponse should be entirely different, shouldn't it?
Roborock
I am not a medical anything
@low harness yes, but it has shown to have sideeffects on different virological organisms too from what I read
okay so someone please clear this up for me, is the xiaomi s50 and the roborock s5 the same device just rebranded? I keep seeing people referring to the s50 as roborock.
From my research, essentially the same.
Xiaomi bought roborock the company
S5 is renamed s5x in Xiaomi I believe, s50 is white and s55 is black or something
From memory
ah ok got it. How to you guys deal with the networking to a chinesse cloud?
Don't care
@silent canyon if you can find a sale or discount get the s6. Much better at handling maps. I have both models s5 maps get messed up now and then and you will have to re-map.
If they wanna know of often I vacuum and what my rooms look like, have at it
@tidal bronze hasn't happened to me the last 6+ months , some firmware fixed it
Been using it for close to 2 years. It happens.
😜
Mr mansion 
Hope you can see the overlap on the left.
quadflight, was that company firmware relating to the mapping issues or the cloud?
They have fixed many issues in the last 2 years and the map screw up is not that often now. But it happens on the s5. S6 rock solid.
got it
@rare condor yes I do technically
I'm renting but I disabled it because it kept going off randomly at 2am
yeah they are so annoying
Full siren no triggered warning
yep
It was fully locked down too
My neighbour was in France when there's went of at 3am
It went for entire week
I managed to get in contact with her father and he came around but we couldn't bloody find it
In the end I just switched the main breaker and said sorry but whatever food you have is done for
I don't know why they lock it down so hard
If someone was in your house long enough to find the unit, get a ladder to reach the closet, open up the unit and pull the ac and battery
true
Just realized jumping into #330944238910963714 is like having a toddler, trying to keep headless chickens alive 
We ended up finding it eventually, installer had put it in crawl space at very corner of roof under insulation
Plus a burgular would just pry the cheap lock open with a screwdriver and cut 2 wires
Accessible I see
I broke in to her house (with her permission) to try and find it took 3 hrs with no luck
I think it's one of those false sense of security things that minorly inconvenience the guilty and devastate the innocent
yep
thats why I bought my relay kit to replace it
also because RACV want to charge $1000 a year
Neighbours don't give a damn about sirens. Notifications with remote cameras are the only thing worth a samn
@tidal bronze thanks I actually randomly woke up at close to 4am and saw costco offered Wed-Mon delivery lol so we picked that slot up
i think my costco on instacart is different than yours cuz we are closer to van nuys
@hushed basalt When I lived in a bad neighbourhood of Melbourne my server was stolen which had all the footage from the cameras 😅
@shy comet awesome
This was before NBN
Plus sd cards in cameras can be useful too. They usually won't bother ripping all those out
Now you can set them to record internally on alarm trigger
So you don't decimate your sd
There's also the old mirror NAS hidden in the attic trick
But SDs are easier nowadays
My IP cams don't have SD cards
also SD cards written 24/7 sounds risky as likey they would wear out without warning
Hence why I said to set them to record on trigger :p
is instacart delivery or self pickup ?
both are pretty strange concepts in norway, outside big cities
Delivery same day. usually 2 hours
oh
@rare condor but yeah cheap 2 bay NAS in the attic as live backup is best
For perishables from local supermarkets
"attic"
Make sure it's not visible from the atttic hatch*
where the hell do you live to where anything would survive in your attic?
It only gets 50 degrees up there :D
Although newer houses are much much much better
that is pretty normal in norway @last dirge I hosted servers in my parents attic for 15 years
in my own house I just have my distribution switches there
it gets well over 120F in my attic in the summer
I'd address that
and the humidity is absolutely atrocious
no humidity issues here, and temps around 33-35c is pretty normal in summer
or 1-2 degrees in winter
Do you have AC ducts up there too
yes, but they're heavily insulated
Yeah my insulation is loose fill asbestos, so I avoid going up there
Insulation just introduces a lag but it's still heat gain you're paying to pump out
So happy for my servers to live in kitchen closet for now
@hushed basalt when the roof deck is 150+ it's damn near impossible to get it much cooler in there
Black roof?
mostly
Well there's half your problem ;)
Yay
{"status":"update_succeeded","device":"Family Room Lamp","from":{"softwareBuildID":"V1.03.07","dateCode":"20140331CN
LS****"},"to":{"softwareBuildID":"V1.05.09","dateCode":"20140331CNLS****"}}}'
I did to until my garage flooded now my auxiliary servers live in Garage and main servers live in kitchen cabinet
make sure to visit your grandma for confort and large gatherings
I am looking forward to widespread antibody testing
Because currently you have no idea if you've had it or not
I went to get my Flu shot today, but there was a fight at Chemist Warehouse so I decided I would go again over the weekend
trying to avoid flu as culprit and weakened immunity
oh damn 0.108 came out
Yep
The NUT integration is now available as an integration from the UI, I wonder if that means it will complain its available in my configuratioon.yaml
Also any tired the multiple lovelace yet I thought it would be cool to have a scrap interface for testing and one for device settings and status like battery levels
nice to see teh beta channel is in read only since beta ended 🙂
now we dont have to have "the beta is closed" reminders to peopel who comment in there lol
Yeah
the new entity card looks cool once i update will need to check it out
ah much better, to a degree LOL, one more database to migrate and thats home assistant and its only because i'm not home to update the DB for it haha
LOL i just fixed my Blizzard download issue
And i'm not sure if this is genius or straightforward retarded
@fading zodiac probably related to muuuuurica limiting of interwebs 
haha yea everyoens at home streaming all damn day....luckily i have fiber so i dont notice any lag
solid here too
LOL one thing i love about being rural is that my ISP hasn't really been affected, when i'm at the gf's house its pretty terrible during the day but home i still get my normal speeds
@clear ferry Not sure
i imagine people with DSL having issues
LOL well first issue is DSL
indeed
answer from verizon is 🖕
LOL funny enough when i'm at gfs house i've been just tethering to my phone for mobile hotspot as its pretty good
well apartment complex, i pick up like 30 freaking wifi signals sitting in living room. i've moved hers all to the least congested channels and speed paid for is good. but i'm rural where my speed is less than what she gets but because my two SSID's are the only ones in range its good haha
not to mention comcrap provided router, but can't convince her to go with aftermarket, love my UBNT stuff
at the very least, should buy her own modem
i'm a ubnt guy too although I ran into an issue the other day
i kept having issues with my laptop in my office which has an AP, was having dropped packets internally. so I check and my laptop was connected to the AP that was further away so I changed power on both AP from "auto" to "medium" and so far so good
too much of an overlap of the signal
yeah thats one of those things i did, two AP's in a 1500sq ft house, one in the garage mainly for outside and another inside on the main floor, set them to not really overlap, i'm sure if you sat in a funny corner you'd lose signal but yeah i had that issue with dropped packets and read going from auto to a set one helped, medium being recommended period
I'm in a bungalow, so the number of signals I've seen is fairly low. The ability to add random ESSIDs to Unifi is fun. There's a school behind me, so I added an open ESSID called "Garda Survellance Van" which had a walled garden which just showed a "Never Gonna Give You Up" animated gif.
Auto for most is basically max power
tinkerer, i read the same
Turns out a Unifi will happily handle 150+ clients while serving that Gif 😄
Lol. I wanna try out one of their new ones. But I've got a nano that I really like
@sour escarp Its not my ISP, its the server.
Try a different region @fading zodiac works for me 🤷♂️
I asked if I could write a script that would pause/resume every 1s, they didn't like that
They need to upp their max_concurrenet_connections setting 😛
First HASS upgrade I have had to downgrade from 😕
Modbus and Nut Broken
serves me right for upgrading at 2am 😅
That and not waiting a few hours to see if somebody else finds a major bug 😛
They did
😅
Nut says it no longer has setup which makes sense in context with 0.108 but not 0.107.7 but anyway too late to deal with it now, good night all
☮✌
I had to stick with dual ISDN for years after ADSL was released
oh man my parents was mad when the bill came with double ISDN :p
man been home so long now starting to forget what it was like to leave the house
@clear ferry I think you should dust off your 9600 baud modem every now and then just to learn some humility 😉
normally I don't leave the house much
but now that I can't, it's bugging the hell out of me 🙂
yea its the simple fact that you can't leave which gets to you the most
and I've had a craving for some bubble tea since it all started
but I'll be damned if I'm going out to get it
yea im not leaving the house either, we aren't even ordering take out/delivery.....just cooking all day
If you need me, try again tomorrow.
@shy comet Instacart delivery gal just had a conversion with this after pushing the door bell 🤣
I am going to have some fun with this now.
Love it, that's a fantastic idea
All I need is an outdoor speaker, a sensor for the doorbell, and more time than I really have 🤔
I stuck an alexa dot inside the door phone housing.
🤣
hahaha
Don't use dots anymore so had to dust off and get creative with free time. 😉
im still in shock you already got your delivery lol
She goes oh, ok!
LOL
I am surprised too...
i wonder why that is
i bet my area has higher demand?
so people in your area are still going out lol
In the AM it said between 6:45 to 11:15
yea at 4am when we got it it said wed-mon
i was gonna message you but i fell back asleep lol
If you continue to have delays let me know. I can order from both Westlake and Woodland Hills. Now I am at Westlake and didn't see many outside costco on my way to work.
yea were not like in a rush or anything it was really just for the passover food lol
which is no longer listed on instacarts site
thank you for the offer though @tidal bronze 🙏
Of course man.
@strange vapor 
hi all
just wanna say that home assistant saved my butt in bringing my ideas to life
Talking covid are we? Pretty sure I've got it 😦
damn.
@odd kindle mild symptoms?
~ takes out my measuring stick ~
@shy comet yeah, so far. My fingers hurt like crazy tho. Been a challange to work.
How many milliseconds of ping is 2 meters again 🤔
yea i got sick a couple weeks ago....no fever but my wet cough is still there....it really does make you question if you have it or not because not everyone has the same symptoms
i think depending on where you are you can get tested but here they won't test you without a fever
here meaning Los Angeles
had some kind of yoyo fever yesterday, now chest pain and hurting joints
I had two collegues test positive two/three weeks ago, cleaning crew came in and cleaned up and the guys have since healed, only people I know who have had it here
see if you can get a test
they'll only test you here if it gets worse. You're to self isolate and just monitor
i dont know anyone personally but my buddy had a colleague in NYC that had it with husband and kids....took 3 weeks to heal....every day had people visiting with hazmat suits
Here they won't test unless you've been exposed to someone who has it or are a first responder. Not sure how anyone is supposed to know if they aren't testing anyone...
just hoping the rest of the family wont get sick at the same time
yea it was our first family cold for us
Some get the fever pretty bad.
Yeah, we'v barely meat anyone for a month so no idea how I might have gotten it. IF it is covid, one never knows
@odd kindle have you been diligent in wiping down packages and all that?
Compared to Germany that is 9%
remember it can live on surfaces for a good amount of time
@shy comet probably not enough
Yeah but everyone in New York lives on top of each other. Literally.
We've been out a lot tbf but keep our distance. And child-care is still open here. So might have got it from there
The us numbers appear generally more positive than many other countries though
Plenty of personal space here as long as you stay away from the subway (sweden)
@odd kindle Sweden is an... Interesting experiment
@clear ferry our "way" of dealing with it seems to have blown up in news around the world
I think it's very important to remember that we're also a very weird country in general. Unique in some very important ways
I must have missed it, whats Sweden doing?
There is a reason why UK abandoned the same way 
I'm sure we'll revert soon enough 🤦

the mentalaty of brits are very different tbf. I don't think you can compare any contry really
instead of Sweden quarantining themselves, we had to quarantine them and close our western border 😦
@orchid rose western border? not sure what that would be
that would be your eastern border
Yeah, we put anyone who had been to Sweden in a 2 week quarantine
@orchid rose we don't really have any country east to us, without water between
it's like a 200m border far up in the north with noone living close to it 🙂
There was talk that 3000 people cross the border every day to work on the other side
But yeah, I'm not really sure how much different a full quarantine would be here. We have the highest single person household in the world. We also have the greatest personal space are in the world and so on. Compared to say Italy where you live to a much greater extend with your family and you kiss when you meet
Well you have three direct comparisons with your neighbors with similar societies. Once this is all over we'll understand better what would have been the right approach
To be clear. I'm not sure I agree with the way Sweden have decided to do it. But I'm also not sure it would have differed much
No one can be sure at this point
Interesting, https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gränsen_mellan_Finland_och_Sverige it's a couple of 1000m on land
how do you not know you share 500km of border with a country 😄
That's sea
" Den går bara några få kilometer på land. Gränsen fastställdes i ett fredsavtal mellan Sverige och Ryssland 1809. "
ok, not land then 🙂
most borders in the world are like that because it makes sense
Also, I don't know enough finnish people to clearly compare but swedish/norway/danish do actually differ a lot in terms of personal space, how you socialize
we don't
is even that true nowadays?
In my experiance it's a rather big difference, knowing people in Oslo/Copenhagen and here in Sweden
Alcohol consumption: 12.3 in Finland, 11.4 Denmark, 9.2 Sweden and 7.7 Norway
Even when asleep @clear ferry ?
I work in Norway, Denmark, Sweden and I have played online and socialized with all Scandinavian countries for 20+ years, they are not very different 
@clever mortar couldn't sleep because I was too drunk 
🤣
ok, very different is a stretch I guess. Obviously we're far closer than with other countries
Yes, I work with German, English and French customers, those are different 
Oh yes 😬
But my experiance is that people in Norway/Denmark is much more open than Swedes and in general have a bigger circle of people they socialise with
My experience is the complete opposite
But yes, obviously norway/sweden is way closer than say sweden germany
The Scandinavian countries are 98% similar or more tbh
Except the Finnish ones

@orchid rose 
yes, we're just better
finland is for sure better
I really really feel bad for people who have to see the doctor for other reasons than covid related shit right now
Yeah, it absurd here. Or was some weeks ago.
utilize telehealth wherever possible
We tried to call our health-care phone line (whatever that translate into). Was hours of wait
called to reschedule my yearly appointment and the lady told me all they offer is what they call "curb-side checkup" where they send a nurse out to your car to look at you lol
On the other hand, apperantly it's super calm at the hospitals in all other parts than the infections part.
I have a friend that's a doctor. Doing his AT, he's really bored atm
Yeah I can see tons of panicked people calling the health-care hotlines for absolutely no reason
well the way some things are being treated I can easily see how some may being underdiagnosed or misdiagnosed all together cause of how they are doing it
They've canceled everything they can cancel in terms of operations and such here, and very few people actually go to visit the hospital unless it's Covid related
Sure, but it severely lessens the risk for the old folks who have to visit the hospitals
they don't really need us younger folk there when half of us won't even know if we've gotten the virus
yes, it's a good thing that they have
The weird result of it tho is that my friend gets to do nothing.
They still need to have staff everywhere but when noone comes in to the hospital for whatever he could help them with...
yep
I feel really bad for those who had started IVF
All of that got cancelled even if they were mid stimulus
oh 😐 that's really bad. I wonder if that was cancelled here as well
Her resource usage will go through the roof
Brain stuck at 100% whenever she looks at something
Anyone using FreeNAS in here and backing up to Backblaze?
Hello everyone, what is best place to ask questions about samsung tvs/tizen apps?
where*
probably #integrations-archived
probably #integrations-archived
@wet pilot thanks, will give it a go
https://i.imgur.com/PekuSt1.jpg
@clear ferry Norway's standard?
lol
@last dirge 😉
Costco run?
Got delivery on butter today. Was waiting
you know it's a separate circuit, right?
wakeup circuit that drives the interrupt of the other interaction circuit
When you put your light sensor next to an rgb string 😄
@shy comet Instacart delivery gal just had a conversion with this after pushing the door bell 🤣
@tidal bronze you could just usenow().hour😝
Yes sensei 😅
hahaha
then you are gonna hate the world after covid!
Rounded edges on my text entry. What is this, discord for children
you gotta wonder what the real number is.
well technically it's not the virus that kills you anyways, it's your own immune system. If you have an underlying health issue where your body is even more susceptible to your own immune system and you die from it, it's still called a covid-19 death because the covid is what tipped the bar no matter how you slice it
I mean fox news...
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FO...
messed up part is all the cell phone videos coming out of there showing them sneaking body bags out of people's homes from current covid deaths they don't want people to know about
@forest edge actually it's drowning in your own lung fluid that is killing people
@hushed basalt which is caused by your immune system. here's a video that explains it https://youtu.be/4J0d59dd-qM
Dr. Duc Vuong, World's #1 Weight Loss Surgeon, Author of 13 books, explains how coronavirus kills its victims.
Talk with Dr. V Live at https://www.facebook.com/doctorvuong
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@tidal bronze , what did you use for device network id for your device on the SmartThings api?
MAC address of the network name?
No. I got that. I mean when you setup your device on the web. I feel@like you need a SmartThings hub. I got the device id from the url
You don't need smartthings
Ok. Did you add port, ip, MAC address to your config.yaml or just this:
media_player:
- platform: samsungtv_tizen
name: My TV name
api_key: "YOUR API KEY"
device_id: "YOUR DEVICE ID"
Ok. Maybe I need to add inputs.
so i'm using a remote desktop client to access my work computer from home... why the fuck does it run better in a windows 10 VM on my debian machine than it does on windows 10 on bare metal
I'd guess because it's not running all of the crap to make it look shiny
what do you mean?
@scenic radish the RDP client works better you mean? Graphics performance?
WiFi vs wired?
@scenic radish which one is better?
I worked a lot with NVIDIA RGS, the performance there was very good even over poor DSL lines etc because of compression, even when doing 3D stuff
I haven't done anything with HA for a month or so now. I've ran out of ideas and it works too well 😢
I have done very little, but that is since I'm either a babysitter or working , so I came to the realization yesterday that watching a toddler not kill itself is basically the same as popping into #330944238910963714

True, mine atleast listens to me 40% of the time 
...for now
That ratio will improve over time, and then drop to 0 around 13
That explains why @light trout stopped listening to me a few months ago 
no
@clear ferry So which of those os you like the most (from #672217570283094017)
love the new Entity card
how do i check the space used on my pi's sd card?
Carefully
LOL i finally think i figured out docker, and now i'm like dockerize all the things!
@clever mortar you prolly know
with a dip stick?
@sleek cove all have their own pros and cons, I prefer *nix os' in general, and comware / catos over the rest of the network ones
i flashed the hass on my sd card
Then #330944238910963714
ohh
Get thee gone to endless night
Is that a more romantic version of begone thot ?
hes been hitting the bottle
although i think i might have just got myself into a predicament haha. created a mariaDB docker and ive got mysqld on the server itself. how do i get the database into the docker one?
Hitting the dictionary you uncultured barbarians!
Or being hit with, by the wife, I can't remember...
Crowbar @worn jasper
cool be back in an hour
I migrated 5 seperate mariadb servers into a single docker one
It was pretty straight forward
Yeah, but for HA... just junk the data and begin again
did it burn?
Migrating databases between compatible platforms is easy mostly
These were the databases of sites I've been managing for 10+ years, so they were worth migrating
well its not just home assistant, that one i'm not worried about, just gotta get home tomorrow and set it to the new one, but i've got websites on the non docker that i want into the docker one
You want to export from your current server, then import on the new one
As you're moving from MySQL to MariaDB you shouldn't just copy files
there will be tariffs
I wasn't planning on just copying of course lol. I just realized I could always setup an nginx reverse proxy for like new and old
Worst case u brun down the data center and start over
Sounds fun, can I join?
@clear ferry comware is really a god damm pain in the thing on the back you sit on
neck?
Sounds like PEBKAC
@light trout i like to see you try

N00b here. Is there any way to get usb dongle to work on hassio without setting the up docker etc yourself.
if up to me gimmy junos or cumulus on network devices anyday
I've installed and managed a single network of 25000 comware ports, not sure what your issue was 
so i can deploy with ansible and netbox 😉
Does not show up in the "hardware" list though.
#330944238910963714 @visual marlin
@clear ferry and never got frustraded with s/show/display/
Just create an alias for display - show
not allowed in newer comware
Really? I've done it in both comware 5 and 7
Noob version
huawei is shit anyway
especially if its a small customer with just <10k dsl customers for example, huawei is very very hard to motivate to do things
Thx @light trout
I just fix and implement cool stuff, don't have to deal with politics 
i work as consultant for a distributor so i kinda have to deal with it 😦
Distributors 🤢
yeh good thing sales is not my part 😉
i can just go to customers and build awesome stuff
most of the time
Sometimes I feel like I sell more than sales does
i don't i just hangup if our sales tries to use me to help them sell there shit
unless its technical tho
btw good thing from working for a distri i see many many more different customer networks
I see more than I want to 🤢
Especially the Cisco ACI ones 🤢
What is wrong with Americans 
This is like the 10th case I've heard of over there
in the netherlands people getting stopped by police cough in their face calling they got it
11/10 would recommend
Wtf
10 weeks of jail for 'corona-cougher'
😛
Well I shouldn't say much, we have convicted killers that work in community gardens 
Justice wants 'corona-coughers' to be tested compulsorily, whether they want to or not
The Public Prosecutor wants suspects who have been arrested for deliberately coughing or spitting in someone else's face to be compulsorily tested for the coronavirus. The Justice Department is discussing this with the Ministry of Justice and Security.
So when we dont have enough tests, cough at a police officer and you will know if you have it or not
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plus 10 weeks in jail
Especially the Cisco ACI ones 🤢
@clear ferry i am so ABC in dutch it translates to everything but cisco
Admiring the sunset while working from home - https://i.redd.it/lrpeyp6wpor41.png
Oooooooof
lol... no one will ever belive that your desk is that clean 😂
just wear pants at home, who cares
US pants, or RoW pants? That's the real question
Got something from Amazon overnight
That's across the continent too
It's like it's opposite year. Australians are getting fast shipping and Americans have to wait weeks for their stuff.
hi all. what channel would be best to ask stuff regarding pip3 and upgrades?
installation/core?
@clear ferry make your child do it for you
@storm summit @clear ferry the RDP client works better in the VM vs bare metal. There's way more input latency (typing in particular) using it on bare metal for some reason. Wired connection. It was like that all day. We'll see how today goes now that I switched back to the VM
Same client, yep.
5st
...fist?
@clear ferry post the details once you are done. A guy is supposed to come give me a quote for sprinkler system. I’d also have him run stuff for vegetable garden.
Thinking of Rainmachine controller.
@clear ferry the guy had the best reaction when Elaine gets hold of the recipe. 😎
Too many emojis. Is tediore back? 🤣
I did not. Have been crazy busy for the past few days. Lazy to scroll back up
Yes. That I’ve seen.

If you need help with C code, let me know.
You will like rainmachine
No c, only esphome
Sweet.

We’ve been procrastinating the sprinkler system for too long for a reason.
Lucky you. We don't have a choice. 😂
Probably when I buy a new house I might join the 1% and have a sprinkler system
keep getting rain so far its been nice
No way. I don’t think anyone can make it mandatory
solution: own a condo instead of a house, then you just pay someone to take care of those things
🎉
mine hasn't given me shit about our lawn thankfully. Just mildew on the siding
lol. We moved out of a condo into the house. 16 years ago. Not going back.
apparently they could go after everyone for their grass based on the bylaws, they're just not enforcing it
Yep. We don’t trim bushes, we get ticket.
Exactly the reason we hate those basterds
But what about freedom?
ours is fine because no one cares
@clear ferry only the businesses are free
There is no freedom in this country. It is a misnomer.
Yes, you are free to talk and own guns. No freedom after that 😂
Then the country wide lock down shouldn't be an issue right? 
and some people are less free than others with that
no because of the jackholes who actually believe they're free
@wet pilot so HOA is ok with no lawn?
Yup
Yikes

ours isn't great either. especially now as we're starting the process of recovering it
HOA maintains lawns for condos. Not for houses. They will come after you if it grows taller.
HOA rules are strange
That’s why they don’t last more than 2 years. Then some other jackass HOA comes in.
It's usually people with issues of self esteem and control that seem to run it 
I mean the management firms.
eh, ours is in a bit of a crisis at least. No one wants to be on the board and we're super close to not being able to hold a 2/3rds vote
Then you will not have HOA soon. The neighborhood behind ours don’t have HOA. It looks like shit. 🤣
also, for management firms, it cuts out the idiots neighbors who have nothing better to do
Nobody cares, weeds all over, no one cleans. I see the value in HOA, but at times they are a PIA.
No neighborhoods in any European countries I know have HOA , our gardens are fine 
but muh property values
Can't have high grass, that'll disturb muh freedom
@last plaza it'll probably just keep limping along as it is forever. No one would be able to disband it 😛
lol
but too many rental properties held by firms
What's the point of HOA if not enforced @wet pilot
they go after the egregious stuff
i think if the lawn looked like an abandoned property they would do something
Question is where to draw the line. Too much policing vs what’s needed. I’m good with keeping it clean, but not okay with taking their permission. To replace exact same material that I had before. Like roof tiles, paint...etc.
houses in visible disrepair would also get letters
Such a pain, takes months to get approvals as a bunch of shit heads gather to review information.
My application says, we are replacing old white color with new white color. They will take months to review that.
when i re-did our windows and front door i just did a like-for-like replacement for style because i didn't want to deal with it 😛
Classic 1st world problems.
yup
glad i did it too, power company keeps sending me letters like "y u so efficient!?"
Shit look at that lawn, how does he dare having it look like that
Better call the HOA 🚔
You would get a $200 fine for that crap on the driveway.
Lmao
Totalitarian @last plaza
mine wouldn't bother
Oh boy
Those bricks are too ugly. You need to power wash them too. Another $200.
yeah, the power washing ones are fun
Where is all this freedom you are shouting about all the time? 
the fine is almost as much as the job to fix it
Told you, no freedom here.
@wet pilot windows are so damn expensive
oh yeah. damn house had 23 of them
@last plaza "trim your hedges"
lol. I have a few that needs replaced.
cool, yard waste pickup is cancelled currently
giant stack of trimmings on the front walk? sure!
Luckily they are to the side of the house, and HOA guys can’t see them when they drive around.
@wet pilot ours are all double-hung wood
looks like somebody is busy
@last plaza
and because of the HOA they've gotta be either paintable or a color similar to the trim on the outside of the house
@last dirge gross
and having the inside and outside be a different color makes the price go waaaaay up
@clear ferry nice!!!
yup
@clear ferry why didn't you use headers on the perfboard?
DIL is right on the header 🙂




