#the-water-cooler
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I never buy anything with blue light. period. If it comes with it, I don't care as long as it doesn't interfere with the reading. but would never ask for it. most computer screens you can adjust temperature if it bothers you
again - personal preference, don't want you to get robbed.... it is a dangerous world out there 🙂
yah actually that is a great point, on my MBP the light doesn't bother me at all, at the time i got these, was using a thinkpad that was really harsh
if yo are happy, you are happy. that's what matters!
haha yah I'm not getting robbed, I can assure you no one is looking out for my best interest more than me 🤣
lol
you can ask my tech data rep today who just got his ass completely chewed out for the first time by me
lol - do tell more!
they fucked up on a SQL server 2019 downgrade license and now want me to eat $800 for their mistake
they got the sql 2019 part but didn't quite get the downgrade part....
the licensing can get complex
hmj, 10pm for me, kind of freaky when you look away for a sec then look back and it has changed 😆
I heard you should start resting your eyes an hour before bed
skala, i know, which is why I partially rely on my technology provider to make sure I get the right stuff
I thought about trying that circadian rhythm thing
well, i trusted them once and thew screwed me, never again
open source ftw, no licenses lol
take care of your eyes, sucks ass when you start to lose what you once had
rather lose hearing to a degree than vvision to a degree
none of the on-prem SQL server licenses can be transferred to cloud - especially anything but azure. they squeeze the hell out of you
i had retinoblastoma when i was 2 and lost my eye so taking care of it is not an option!
ugh, hate MS so bad
you have to literally be a certified expert in their licensing to fully understand it
lol
not sure what you mean, i rarely goto that place hehe
my g/f goes all the time tho, maybe i'll ask her 😛
lol - better off not going there... I got wife and kids, and it is never ending
lol kohls cash
i need stuff, she goes there and buys it for me, my woman is kohls cash as far as i'm concerned
bastards send 10 bucks by mail and someone needs to spend it or else it's wasted!
they give you discount for the next purchase, you go there, and they give you discount again - you keep going until they empty your pockets. then you realize the price you paid is the same price elsewhere
ohhhh, that is the casino model
lol exactly
the house always wins
well they are fucked now, everyone goes there to return stupid amazon purchases
not complaining about that
lol
they are going to kill that eventually, you watch..
even target does it... I think
nothing worse than being a return center for the largest retail website ever
I mean amazon returns at Target
UPS store does too
Its been a while I stepped into one of those...
my stepdad actually works at a returns facility (retired construction guy), he has a lot of good stories hehe
always good to know what happens behind the scenes
yah he has given me some good knowledge about how to know if you have received an item that has been processed by returns
and I have on quite a few occasions received returned stuff
care to share? 🙂
sure, let me get a pic so I can show it
that information will be invaluable!!!
ok..
the missing keys wasn't obvious enough? lol jk
lol
it looked brand new!
you wouldn't have known
ok so generally you will see a barcode that looks like this over the top of the old product barcode.. on this particular product they did not but it'll be identified as an LPN
you see that sticker, it's been processed by returns
ok... that sticker is not from manufacturer then
correct but if you're not paying close attention, you wont notice because they will typically put it over the top of the old manufacturer bar code
and sometimes the stickers are the exact same size
obviously it entirely depends on the product
never paid attention to that level... good to know! thank you!
most of us are so happy to get the product we don't even look at the barcode, start tearing into it like it is a christmas present
lol
looking over additional details on LPN barcodes https://sellercentral.amazon.com/forums/t/lpn-number-on-fba-inventory-removal-orders-items/13265
this network shit is driving me crazy
you got hacked @dull chasm
got to get rid of that 2735 or if i have fixed alot it goes away over time?
@last plaza lol
Garage organisation time!
Put up the back board and the overhead lights
Progress 1%
hehe bad, i just got that same helping hands
So much junk to go through
that looks clean... I am totally embarrassed to post my garage pics
trade ya network shit for garage org
ska, same here, no way im gonna post those
lmao
or my WFH setup either, papers all over my desk everywhere
I might change this to a panavise or something
I want a ball joint vise in the middle of the bench not the edge
were you mixing epoxy in those plastic cups @hushed basalt ?
It's coffee haha
@tidal bronze you where 100 percent right about the ap aclr
I'm not mixing epoxy in my dual wall tumblers. Those things are expensive haha
I am obsessed with vise restoration videos - got a couple, and I might try one this summer
@tidal bronze saw that earlier. crazy stuff
Man that's bad.
ugh terrible
Need to find a home for all this crap
bomb hit the place.
@hushed basalt send it to atx
dumpster
@dull chasm range is good right? 🙂
any working electronics can be shipped to me at your cost.
yea it totally waxes the ass of the apnano for the esp's ...i got a nano in same room and it didnt have as solid connection as the lc......
which is 40 ish feet away
@hushed basalt you got empty shelves there, why in the world you have all the stuff on the floor?
wanted the room to look like most middle class american basements
lol
ska, i have to laugh about that, one day I walked out into my garage, HUGE mess all over the floor and nice metal shelves in the corner with barely anything on them
just kind of face palmed at that point
@hushed basalt someone murdered your sofa and tried to hide it in the crawlspace
haha
couldnt tell if it is a basement or a garage - looking at the crown molding, assuming it is basement
that's probably a standard au guest bed storage spot lol
can't tell if that's an empty toliet paper roll on the floor or what lol
If it was a full one he’d be getting offers right now
@tidal bronze that video is heartbreaking and scary! NYC is already at the tipping point now, can't image what would happen next!
Yep very troubled after seeing that.
looks like cpap machines will quickly go out of reach too
Next week will be crazy.
not leaving the house! no matter what happens!!!
i don't get how there isn't more rioting or anything
@forest edge it's coming.
not so sure
yea but unemployment with a 30% increase kind of corrects that
I think if people were going to really go apeshit they would have by now.. but then who knows we'll havve to watch LA
but hell i thought NY would be a shit show
give it a few more weeks
when people's money starts running out
people are freaking out buying up all the tp and getting into fist fights now
right now people are getting paid to sit at home, they are getting a $1200 check (if they qualify) and they are getting a 3 month forbearance on their mortgages
what about after that when you have no job?
people are partying like it's 1999 haha
lol
I don't want their check, I want to keep my job
i don't even qualify for the stupid fucking check, $1200 is a joke anyway if you ask me
they can't can't keep printing money, the entire system will collapse, and then it goes mad max
yep
it'll create inflation
I lose my job, I'm rioting. 😛
Yay for our cash savings being devalued
we were already heading towards inflation, this will make it worse
@tidal bronze get that 360 camera mount printed yet? we'll need you to be our eyes in the sky if LA starts to burn lol
Meanwhile property owners will be protected long term.
your only hedge against inflation is 15 or 30 year fixed loans on a mortgage, then charge sky high rents
@forest edge hold your horses Gina.....
But to get a mortgage you need deposit plus high income
So you need to save for it
put all your money into brass, lead, and things you can eat.
when the money aint worth nothing, everything you have will be lol.
yeah but moving that stuff always comes at a cost too unless you have nothing but time
Venezuela all over!
even when you buy a house you never own it.
stop paying property taxes, see who really owns it.
Yeah you subscribe to a land lease haha
We don't have property taxes here though
We have stamp duty which punishes new entrants and transactioners
While people who hold houses for decades contribute nothing to that state tax pool
wtf how are the au numbers still so low?
And councils charge rates
yeah that is weird
something tells me AU isn't reporting thier numbers lol
barely testing at all lol
I think we do 10k tests a day
yup - someone posted it earlier, it is scary!!! USA has passed Italy already
what i posted is unemployment numbers
yup - I found this on the same page 😉
yes, of course! big fan of it
as someone (probably Abraham Lincoln) once said, there are lies, damned lies, and then there are statistics. Better take those with a grain of salt as the US is likely doing much more testing than most other countries
i dunno about that
over half of all tests done were done in NY alone
people being turned away with some symptoms but not having severe enough
That's the case in everywhere basically but it's still more likely for the US to test people from what I've read. We gave up testing anyone without severe symptoms here after a week or so
just doesn't make sense with our limited tests. Meanwhile the US can test far more and the system allows it as well
In a week or two one would think it'll actually stabilize. It did in most of Europe at least. I still think - as gruesome as it sounds - that death tolls are the best indicators in this
normally I would agree but our goverment wants to mix healthy people with sick people by easter
I'll try to steer away from forbidden topics here but I think that's mostly rhetoric. I don't think you should read into it that much, but rather wait a few days and see how the statistics develop
no choice but to wait, we're home locked lol
All rights reserved #BobMarley #TheWailers
Original song name is Three Little Birds
Original song : https://youtu.be/e3nar3xoJ7A
How home locked are you Sonoma? Everything hasn't been banned here yet
like everyone else, stay at home orders, everything non-essential closed etc etc
Shopping centers and stores?
Damn, you're having it tougher than we are
you all encouraged to mingle?
asked to keep distance but stores and bars have been open for now. That'll change soon though, within 24h
about as far as possible, Finland
Was there a beta release this week or are things different due to COVID19?
you got like 1k cases and they are just now thinking of closing things up? lol
beta is next week @wet rose
Most things, like schools and such have been closed for two weeks or so now. We're currently thinking of locking down the 1.3 million people that live in the capital area so they don't infect the rest of us. You know, fun times.
lol
the longer they take to do it the worse itll get
thats why this virus spread as quick as it did. so many people brushed it off as just the flu
yup
and the fact that there are STILL people who continue to view it as such is nuts
especially when u test only those who show certain symptons you have no idea what the real number is
That said, I still don't know what the actual plan is. If herd immunity is the key or not
i think its just the hope that it will work at this point
Well, when your government, who did things like test syphilis on people just to see what it would do to them tells you something, you aren't dumb for being skeptical. 😛
Crap!!! These numbers are only going up! 😩
Crap!!! These numbers are only going up! 😩
dshokouhi, the weird thing is that I'm more worried about the opposite right now. We currently have almost no cases with the actions we've taken and the lack of population we have...
So if the original idea was to get a large proportion of the population infected for herd immunity, it doesn't seem to be happening. Instead the capital area is getting sick and the rest of us are sitting at home doing nothing but waiting. It just feels weird and while I find the whole thing intriguing, the lack of transparency has been extremely annoying to me.
where do you live?
Northern Finland
installing an HA integration is only asking to drive yourself insane.
ahhh
step off a bus in the capital and sneeze a few times, that'll shake em up.
Capital is like 600km (400 miles?) away and I'm sure someone would stop me before I get there
busses here have 1-3 people in them
booo
Finland population ~5 Million, Ohio Population 11 Million 🙂
half of our state population
Quality > Quantity
there's no zombies yet, that's all i'm sayin'
lol
worst. apocalypse. evar.
i think LA is at like 12 mil
At least zombies are visible 😐
CA is 40 Million, LA is 12
and they eat braaaiinnnssss.
this whole thing has made me even more want to move rural.
i love seeing all these newscasters at home lol
sissies.
I was gonna go into work the first week, they made me take my laptop home.
i'd be in the news studio in my underwear on air rollin around in an office chair talkin bout' WEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Not me. I'd never want to live in the wilderness tbh, but I guess that depends on your viewpoint, lol
well, you see how new york is fairing
how many people on that tiny island?
almost 8 million
and like 30k are infected
I'll take my land in the woods thanks lol
Still I'd take NY over most other places in the world
NYC is releasing more inmates into the open due to covid scare
Just what we need when things are horrible outside
skalavala in NY?
bill gates is predicting the US peak to be end of april....wow
Ohio @orchid rose
Link for that dshokouhi?
bill gates huh.
I have stories, but anyways lol maybe I should get a 3D printer since everything on amazon takes forever to get in now, gonna get bored.
So no vitamin C, cold medicine or emergen-c anywhere. WTF
Cold medicine isles and vitamin isles are empty. Drove to like 4 pharmacies.
everyone is hoarding everything, 8 billion people on this planet is too many. 😛
@tidal bronze get fresh oranges - better vitamin c than the supplements
Got plenty in the backyard but I don't like oranges 😦
People are crazy. They can’t just get what they need and move on. Being from Florida, I have seen it for years. We never got toilet paper when it was “cool” 🤣. Still can’t find any....haven’t really looked that hard though.....
I have about 70 rolls :/
my brother got me the Charmin "Forever Roll" starter kit as a joke for Christmas
You’ll love not having to constantly change the toilet paper. Get Free Shipping On All Items. There's nothing to lose but the hassle.
it came with three of those giant fuckers
nice
who's laughin now?
Hehe
People laughed when I bought a TOTO wifi connected toilet, who is laughing now, I am so ready for the apocalypse!
My Xiaomi Vaccum with a hand gun mounted on it will protect me!! who needs a dog anyway!
But there's no TP. You wouldn't last a week!
@hushed basalt You're the reason why coles and wooly's is always out of stock 😛
I'm changing my pantry system to a minimart kanban system
Basically i just have one of everything I use in the kitchen. Open or nearly empty containers count as one as well
Then I have a min and max stock level of supplies in the garage
So day to day I resupply the kitchen when something runs out
And I shop soley off the min/max levels of the minimart
And stock a bit more when it's on special
So this way I don't run out of things, nor have to spend an hour figuring out what I need to get , nor oversupply
You sound like the ideal Grocy user.
^^
I am buying Aliexpress keyless entry system for car
It comes with a window keypad to unlock and start car
deciding if this is something I want or not
Like it would be handy sometimes but also like seems too easy for theft...
those ketchup bottles look like something from the 80's lol
@forest edge you're not from Australia I garner?
nope
I tried grocy
Didn't gel with me
Plus it's php and i don't want to learn php to submit PRs
🤢
Ketchup? Mate, that’s a bottle of tommy sauce right there
Americans call it ketchup because they like misappropriating words
😂
Plus it's just red coloured HFCS to them
Love the babyyumyum rusks
Our 1 year old has grown out of them
Still have tons of boxes
Dairy, wheat, egg allergies
Limits our options
Plus everything gluten/egg/wheat free is so much more expensive haha
Plus we need to spend a lot of time making things from scratch
Yeah our second child has egg/dairy allergies. Vegan pancakes every Saturday has become a staple. I have specialised over the years at making dairy/egg free cakes
He’s almost 7 so I’ve got to plan another cake!
Nice!! 👍🏼
Cost like $50 in ingredients haha
Only two house parties tonight with less than 60 people, people are finally listening to isolation advice at Uni
there was like 15 last week
@hushed basalt 20TB is only a few 8k movies uncompressed
20TB, those are rookie numbers
But why would you ever want those things uncompressed
@hushed basalt 8k porn looks better uncompressed
👍

also asking the wrong question, when it comes to technology you should not ask why, but why not?
Because everything has a cost
And to have something means sacrificing something else
I remember learning about opportunity cost in high school, then it became a hit song by G-Easy
Wouldn't you rather spend your money paying atxbyea to dance for you
tbh the only reason I am here is because the nightclubs are closed
I'm quite expensive per hour
That's hilarious. You have joined all the #cooldads
USD 250 per hour plus tax
not saying you'll aren't interesting people or anything
During regular hours
so has any part of your lives changed because of COVID-19?
well WFH is now the norm. I work for the Aus Gov so we could potentially be deployed to other departments to assist
You know to bludge somewhere else
Write briefs and debate what the word "agile" means
Don't write, draw
lol fair, I just got put into a project with Aus Government, joined govteams today
With all ministers these days drawing would benefit them tbh
Show some shortening cycles and features/month go up
Secret Death Robots Plan 2020 [SEC=CLASSIFIED]
lol nice
I was going to apply for jobs this month
Looks like I'll be unemployed for a while. Weeeee
It's kind of hard to stay motivated when you have been told your going to be fired in 2 monthes
lol
Only change for me is more WFH than usual, no military customers and less airtravel
I also had some important dental work due for my wisdom teeth and its been cancelled waited 6 monthes
I reckon I'll be waiting another year at least now
$20 for some pliers from Bunnings
lol
Just drink a bottle of whisky first
and a hammer + friend to knock you out
Well it will be Mad Max here in Aus soon enough
BWS was short on hard spirits, people started to panic buy alcohol too
Lol
I bought mine a week ago
Gotta get ahead of the curve
$250 on alcohol. Which is about a six pack in Norway
More like a throw down
I bought 3 bottles of vodka, two bottles of kahlua, and 12 bottles of wine
Seriously though right now I would be at hardware lane in Melbourne on a date, then Brown Alley nightclub and then eating a kebab at king street to drown my sorrows. What am I supposed to do on weekends now!?
yeah , I tried it with a friend agreed it was awkward as hell and we promised to never talk about it again
right now I am programming a water network in windows xp on 4k screen, its glorious how windows xp has no proper dpi scaling. my face is 10cm from monitor, also NBN decided it was a good time for network maintenance
@hushed basalt I feel so sorry for any parent
Windows xp...
@clear ferry yeah most RTUs and PLCs I program need 3.1
It has its perks.... I can't think of any now but you know I am sure they exist
You are mistaking perks for suicidal triggers
Hey!
I'm looking to get a gigabit switch to plug all my hubs and what not into
Do i need to get a managed switch?
No
lmao plz
Is there something thats better
I really want to take control of my network
At that price tag... probably not
But if you want control, you want managed
How many ports, what's your price range?
@unkempt night If you just want plug and play with no configuration that is fine
(assuming it has enough ports)
If you want managed, both Mikrotik and UniFi ranges are worth looking at. Zyxel also do some good managed switches at reasonable prices. Netgear's cheap managed switches are ... better avoided IMO
But, for cheap unmanaged, Netgear switches are pretty solid
Linksys has some ok half managed ones
@clever mortar I bought cheapest TPLINk and it has a bug where all ports are assigned to VLAN1 regardless of VLAN settings, so VLANs work but an infected device can always bypass it, basically makes vlans useless security wise
Tplink🤢
They've always been bargain basement
@clear ferry everything I own you give me a vomit emoji for
Like Realtek for network cards 🤣
That just sounds like hybrid vlan though
well it would be nice to not have every device be able to talk on vlan 1
@clever mortar 3c905 4 lyfe
I used to have one of those in a drawer, just for giggles
before me time I guess
Two house moves back though I had to clean out my storage of silly things 😦
First thing I do in any network setup is move all ports to a new default vlan 🤢
But these days I just implement 802.1x and dynamic vlan assign
Don't mind @clear ferrys 🤢 . It's just a tick of his. Like how some people add "you know" to everything.
Exactly
IMO get the same brand of managed if you actually want control
You don't want to hear my recommendations
Mikrotik, Ubnt, Zyxel - depends on the rest of your choices really 🙂
@clear ferry I wasn't alive when 3c905 came out
Pull the network plug, that will give you control, and it's free 🎉
Lol, I loved 509 and 905
Well heres the thing
Best cards I ever had
I'm also in the market for a complete router/modem setup
Many people recomended Ubiti
In fairness most of the PLC code I am working on is older then me, I imagine most of the software devs are retired now or senile
Well, Ubnt all the way, or Mikrotik all the way - take your pick 🙂
Both are cheap and capable
Just use the one the ISP give it, it will be fine.
Trust me, im on the internet
Or, go OpnSense and be done with it 😉
Is Ubnt ubiquity?
@light trout are you?
@unkempt night What do you want to achieve? These brands are well respected because they have lots of features but for a home user they are needlessly complex
- Full house coverage
- Security
- Strong stable network
Needlessly complex... Ubnt... 🤔
@clever mortar yes Ubnt and UNMS require me to spend 5 minutes looking for anything
Ui is clean and easy but do anything meaningful and cli all the way
From what I have seen of the interface it looks horrid tbh
Try Cisco then (their Enterprise stuff)
@light trout that atleast I understand, except full ACI stack
Mikrotik is the option then @rare condor - if you don't want OpnSense 😉
@clever mortar I am about to lose my job so I will hold off for now
I've already planned for it, going to workout daily and eat better etc. I have roof over my head so I am lucky 🙂
Its an oppotunity
@clear ferry Never plug your cord into a untested network
Workout
I should try that
I told a female friend I never use public charging points directly, just through a powerbank, she called me paranoid
It was 9am then I utubed a bit and now its 8:17Pm
Oh right.. it's that time of year...
She works in IT even 
@clear ferry she is right
Ooooh! That's why he was so annoyed...
I just had a skype meeting with a britton at 9 CET. I thought it was 8 over there, but you're already on summer time!
🤦
I am electrical engineer and I have seen USB ports output 415v and USB with ducky script kiddy stuff on them
I would still plug my phone into anywhere

@low harness noice
Works the other way around, though.
I should get one
They exist commercially
I think it was invented when someone made that tiny computer-killing capacitor bank usb thingimabob.
The USG was not designed to resist physical overvoltage attacks because they are obvious and easily contained. The information in your computer is more valuable than your computer itself, and the USG defends you against attacks that compromise your information.
Well, that's what you get for just posting links based on keywords.
I don't remember the last time I needed to charge anything from a random USB port...
Between tiny USB-C PD chargers (that can power the laptop) and USB-C PD battery banks it's not been an issue for a long time
I usually carry a power pack since before I got a new phone.
I use the hotel usb ports at night usually @clever mortar because I have five things that need charging 
My USB PD charger powers my M365 Scooter to work its a bit insane the same charger powers my vehicle laptop, phone and Bluetooth earphones.
https://www.themu.co.uk/products/mu-one-international has become my go-to portable power supply
Know somebody who backed the Kickstarter, and was blown away when I saw it so bought one of my own 😄
Handy
Useless
could it be that devices with 65w cant get charged by this 45w power supply?
They'll charge slowly
I have been very happy with my baseUS power bank from AliExpress, fast charges Huawei and pretty close to the 20k mah it advertises
My Dell won't charge on 45w charger
Sounds like a crappy Dell 😛
XPs 13 9350
@midnight adder my laptop is 120w psu, it's quite slow to charge with anything except the original stuff 
@clever mortar that is a useless product though
Dell 🤢
Useless ... sure
@vast cloud its racist to me
Useless ... sure
Reminds me - I got an dirt ass old android phone wich I wanted to use as a camera.
It cant charge as fast as it eats up battery
They do do Aus heads too
Reminds me - I got an dirt ass old android phone wich I wanted to use as a camera.
It cant charge as fast as it eats up battery
But they had/have issues with the molds
Dig out the kickstarter entry, browse the comments, they explain the problems there 😉
Ok I am going to name one variable and put in my timesheet for 8hrs work
getting 45 w out of this slim formfactor is just insane
That variable name took much consideration 😂
macbooks proberbly get toasted
Because I have it 
I dont have one @clear ferry - Just saying that macbooks are crap 🤣
not when you compare the price
@midnight adder You can't find a comparable set of wheels under $500
they are the best
https://www.windowscentral.com/xiaomi-mi-notebook-pro-review
Does even look the same
will not blow up when you use an knock off charger 😉
What MacBook for $500 are you looking at? The cheapest pro starts at $1800 here
@clear ferry No I was refering to Mac Pro Wheels
googleing CCP
They start at $1000 AUD
If you wondered what a macbok pro would be like if it ran windows 10, why not run windows 10 on a macbook pro?
@low harness Steve Jobs Ghost will murder you in your sleep?
lol the list is long
https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/CCP
I remember installing windows on a MacBook in 2008 ish for a friend
Communist Party of China - Wikipedia
On the contrary, Apple even had a campaign about how the best computer for windows... vista, perhaps (?)... was a mac.
@low harness Mac's are for hipster programmers who prefer working on frontend UI stuff for FOSS projects
Or it had to be earlier, was before I lived in Ireland
It's still a huge selling point that you can run windows in bootcamp
thx - figured it out already.
But were doomed anyway with all our critical infrastructure is produces by huawai
Hey! I resent that remark. *sips craft beer and returns to developing Hass frontent on my imac
Huawei / Xiaomi 4 lyfe
@low harness you are the most cliché mac user to have existed, please tell me you drink craft beer and that wasn't a joke??? 🤣
Some things you don’t joke about
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Ha!
I'm not a mac evangelist or anything, though. Seriously.
In fairness I am drinking a 1ltr bottle of tonic water which I am pooring Gin into
I like the build quality and the ease of use. But I mainly appreciate the unixity of the OS.
I remember having time to drink beer two months ago
And the bottle was from last night. I'm actually working right now.
Well... nominally...
And kindergartens are closed because of Corona
actually please don't
Thanks mate, now I have the earworm
I'll be happy with her saying papa
hmmm....
@clear ferry Out of interest how old are you?
if your inclined to say
otherwise just vomit emoji this message
too old
I started early
hey your ruining my craft beer and apple
@dull chasm how is life in the retirement home
anyhow going to do something
women move slower and good ole whiskey is stronger 🤣

@rare condor you can work on my network ...then i got more time for 🍻
Hey
When making a change to the config.yaml
whats the best way to make it take effect
restart
or reload
@unkempt night You should really run hass --script check_config then restart
Always run the configuration check command when you make changes. Don't trust the UI check - it misses some problems.
How you config check correctly depends on how you installed though 😉
so what button do i press
Depends on what you changed - see the link
🤷
Everything ultimately sits in there
You're best to ask in a channel specific to what you changed if you're unsure
I know i love asking questions here
Do Nest Hubs require some special attention here
They used to show up
But now they're showing as offline
My automations have disappeared from my overview 😮
Found a solution to backlogs.
Have the user create tickets like this:
echo "Title: CRITICAL BUG!!!" > /dev/null
Enjoy your day 🌞
eeh, escape your characters!
echo "Title: CRITICAL BUG\!\!\!" > /dev/null
Pretty dashboard 😄
USG?
It's the one thing where I really value dashboards - getting an overview of the state of systems
i just added two aps so two for main network and one just for esp/iot stuff and man it made a diff but i stil got some clients trying to associate and i am not sure which ones it is yet .... too damn many clients 87 total with about 55 or so wireless
@midnight adder yes
Onnly 51 clients 😮
hence the association failues should be about 4 more LOL
my wife gifted me one to my birthday last year, but it got send back after I just bourght a ER4
i dont have the little usg if that is what you was asking
there is a big as well?
yes
What's the best way to install HA onto my casio calculator
pip
But all my grapes are pipless
tmi
Maybe I could get a docker container for the commodore64
well if your grapes dont have any pipes i would think they have no docks
I'll need to compile docker from source for 8bit architecture
Should be easy
64Kbyte of ram should be enough
@clear ferry would you like to work on a system with 64Kbyte of ram
That's 512000 bits!!!!
What you really just need is a very powerful press to get a good compression for the install
I had a commodore 128 at some point
With a add-on card that I could flip it into c64 mode
@wet pilot my house was the office for the neighborhood when it was being built
so my garage is fully insulated and has outlets everywhere to code for interior wiring
and it's even got cable and ethernet runs 🙂
and can lights 🙂
Nice! Mine was a model so we have a lot of odd upgrades
But it was Ryan homes who's motto is basically "no corner left un-cut"
and the basement bathroom is finished because that's where the employees used the bathroom
Built in 98, all the windows were shot, we don't have a square corner in the whole place
Gutters are undersized
Every room has three switches in the wall though. So that's nice at least
Insulated garage? 
Makes doing projects in the middle of summer or the middle of winter tolerable
Mine is inside the house, so fairly regulated, but our freestanding garages are seldom insulated
Strange
need to get on that triple-glazed EU standard
they're double-hung windows
and they're pretty crappy
"builder grade" aka cheapest minimum legal shit we can find
This style of garage is becoming more common here
I would like one of those with my workshop / music studio on top
Rather have a pit to work under the car tbh
My daughter is trying to fix my mqtt server jail
it'd cost more to have the foundation done for a pit than it would to put in a lift
and when you're not using the lift, you still have a floor 😉
Not if I want the loft too, foundation work is pretty cheap here anyway
My garage is insulated (doors and walls), but the floor is concrete, and gets extremely cold in the winter.
Good place to store beer
I have a garage heater 240V electric one, but rarely use it.
yup - we leave milk, beer and other stuff in garage itself - nature's cooler
please a quick advice: where should i ask for a problem about a smart plug that goes off by itself after a random period of time? thanks
Mine stays around 20c all winter and 30c in summer
#hardware-archived @orchid dome
Perfect for my workshop
i was thinking of doing the full insulation and then put in a mini-split HVAC
we have a guest room right above the garage that gets super cold and super hot in the respective seasons
@wet pilot full insulation on attic, walls, and make sure you put a lot of electrical outlets including possibly 220v
yup, that's the plan
I have 4 electric outlets every 6ft apart in my 3 car garage, and I am happy I did that
plenty of space in our main electric panel so i can go wild
just need to make sure everything is GFCI
I also ran 220v - which came in handy when I got electric car
yeah, i'd probably put one in to future proof
thinking of adding a mini-split to floor the temp in the winters and cap it in the summers
give that room above a chance
I now have a separate electric panel that is 60amp
garage is stupid low priority though
I have a minisplit I bought 2 years ago that I haven't gotten around to installing
if I had the vacuum and test equipment I'd do it myself
I've been considering putting a minisplit in my garage
but first i need to finish the insulation and drywall project i started 2 years ago 🙃
heh
sounds about right
@last plaza only 220 for the electric car? We install 400v 3phase here for those
Well, 220V-ish 😛
220*
We distribute 3phase to all houses
While we're nominally 220V here we're mostly 240-250
Then pull 220 out of that
Single phase to houses in the UK
after he screwed Tesla
@last plaza only 220 for the electric car? We install 400v 3phase here for those
@clear ferry I don't think we can get 440v in the US homes... I may be wrong. 220V with 60 to 80amp is good enough to charge your car in just a few hours.
Yeah, we don't do those amperages in our houses, most I've seen on 220 residential is three phase 32a
But 32a400v3ph is a lot more efficient
@last plaza you bought a HPWC?
@last dirge yes, I did
super fast charging, way better than regular
the portable charger throws 29 miles per hour at the car
mine goes upto 70 miles per hour
when have you actually needed that?
even if I forgot to charge the car, I can simply charge for an hour in the morning and I'm good for the day
I had the choice, I did it anyway 😉
it's a significant increase in installation costs too
requires thicker wire, bigger circuit breaker
installation wasn't much as I have a good contractor works for me, I had planned to have welding machine in the garage before I bought the car, and I have an extra panel with 80amp thick wire already, so easy for me
my panel is 80+ feet from where I had my outlet installed
mine is like 2 ft 😉
hardly 2ft away from the car too... I rarely extend the entire charger cable..
I had a 14-50 installed for the Tesla and a 6-50 installed for the Volt
ok...
I couldn't justify the cost of the HPWC plus the increased materials costs for that small benefit
if we had another Tesla, maybe
that reminds me - I need to hook up RPi to my car. Does it shutdown RPI properly when the car goes to sleep mode?
doesn't matter
filesystem is readonly
and it runs fsck on the storage volume when it boots
essentially it's no different than what Tesla does which corrupts my damn USB drive all the time
lol
but hey, it's a feature that didn't exist when I bought the car
so I can't complain too much
yup
the new update will recognize traffic lights and will stop and resume automatically
the only thing I don't have is FSD
ok...
maybe they'll put it on sale during this downturn and I can take advantage of that
I'd have to get the hardware swapped out though
model 3s are so popular, you hardly find even the used ones
I mean the upgrade being on sale, not the car
ah!
it went on sale last year and I didn't notice
you have EAP but not FSD?
right
it is about 4K I think
ok...
I got all the bells and whistles
they changed how all of that is packaged after I bought my car
yup
when I don't use the car, I lose about 2 to 3 miles a day. I haven;t used it for the past week or so.
possibly because my HA is waking it up every now and then
I'm probably going to do less travel over time now, so an electric car would probably be usable for me, but I would need either the new vw with extended range, but that is a bit cramped, or a Tesla to meet my range needs, but the Tesla is horrible comfort wise
I got 320 miles range, I don't think norway is that big 😛
had to google, didn't know they are real cars... we don't see them in the USA
at least I didn;t 😉
@clear ferry higher lv is only good use to keep awg to a min when user equiptment can handle higher v
@clever mortar overpriced and jaaaaaaag
they both are way expensive than teslas
@last plaza our electric vehicles are 50% subsidized
I got $7500 tax break on mine
So a Tesla here is like 190k USD with full spec, but we pay like 80k
even that is higher than what we pay
he's talking about an S I assume
For a full ludicrous edition s ? @last plaza
Like a full spec VW e-golf is around $30k
A regular petrol one with middle equipment is probably 45k
the Jag is fugly
i think i stay us .....something tells me i get screwed in norwary
don't want to test unknown potential downfalls and stick with the ones you're guaranteed?
@last dirge we need smart guys here, come on over before it all goes to heck there 
@last plaza I ordered some of those old man magnifier "glasses"
brian is more the oh shit that shocked
working on live 3-phase (while grounded) is a death sentence
Apple's apparently building ARM-based laptops now
Wouldn't surprise me, I would like a openrisc laptop
@dull chasm new orleans is now the new hot spot for coronavirus cases... stay put!
didn't someone in here have a bigass hydroponic setup?
@last plaza more than ny? Saw they had 8000 new cases so far today
Phone lines to emergency services in NYC got more calls than after 9/11 apparently
I don't think it is worse than NYC, but they are finding disturbing amount of new confirmed cases, and they are afraid it will spread even further
I was in NYC when 9/11 happened. most of the phone lines didn't even work with overloading of calls
cell phones didn't work either
Like my neighbor said (who travels to the us 10 times per year to buy car parts all around the country) some parts of the south I'm pretty sure they haven't washed their hands since the civil war 
I think they should change the sign from Employees must wash hands to EVERYONE must wash hands in the toilets. I always wonder why only employees!
Liability, the are only responsible for the employees
I am amazed when I travel at airports the shits people press out, then leave without washing their hands

and people wonder why they get sick on flights
It happens way too often
I'm glad we don't have anything like 401ks over here atleast 
I'm expecting the stock market to burn next week
someone should write machine learning algorithm that detects those who doesn't wash their hands coming out of toilets and alerts everyone around them
my 401k took a huge dump
Ours is just funds, and like 10% of it is invested by the pension stuff at most
will take years to recover!
At most i think I will have lost $500
now every country around the US asking for wall 😂
It is just a matter of time before mexico and canada starts to build their own walls
then we are totally locked in
Then
will say he made it so 
"they even paid for it!!1oen!!"
lol

anyone know why I can hear myself on discord live chat
i have an external mic and headphones
usually an OS setting
something like "talkback"
might be a setting on the mic / headset software
good morning vietnam!
i miss robin williams
Yup
speaking of Robin Williams, looks like someone is playing Jumanji in 2020 and haven't finished yet
It is amazing to see that folks still try to spread the blame than work as a team to get to the core of the problem!
when this is all over, blame game begins and back to normal
that's how you know we are doomed as a species
if the coronavvirus was aliens we'd all be enslaved right now
yup. Our local state level politician is answering "who's to blame" questions with "We can't say that now and it doesn't matter. Once all this is over we'll figure it out and make changes but we need to do what we can to get through it first."
Mardi Gras caused the numbers to go up in New Orleans - Question is why didn't they stop Mardi Gras?
good thing I told my money guy to dollar cost average my 401K contribution last time
I think there's still 3 more payments left in the last chunk I gave him
why do they feel like going to Mardi Gras when the rest of the world is locked up
Mardi Gras was a month and a half ago, wasn't it?
no one has ever accused Louisiana of being intelligent
yep - all those people are now tested, and getting worse
FLA is just as dumb
yup
NC has been surprisingly "not completely shit"
probably because the state congress is in recess when this started and the gov is handling it all via executive order
except for the senator that downplayed it to the public while dumping his stock
oh, the Fed level fucks are retarded
and state congress is too because its gerrymandered to hell
state senate is the worst here
but they're both really bad
they both lost their supermajorities recently though and that's helped some
but i should stop before i get 🔨 for talking politics
I'm used to being at home a lot since I'm 100% remote for work
but even I'm getting stir crazy
same, though not really stir crazy yet
daily walks around the neighborhood with the baby help
wife has been coming along lately too
daily walks are the only thing that is keep us going. otherwise things can be hard
there's a carve-out in the "Stay at Home" order to allow for that kind of excersise as long as we're keeping the separation
its an actual order here though, they can enforce it with a class 2 misdemeanor
what? you don't want to go to the park like the idiots here? https://www.kansascity.com/news/coronavirus/article241529276.html
parks are stupidly still open
@last dirge yea same here....i dont mind being at home but the thought of knowing you have to stay in is what drives me crazy lol
but some parks they'd probably have a hard time keeping people out
We don't have to stay in, but we are introverts
oh no atx is chiming in!
So we don't mind
yea otherwise the fat would get fatter lol
lol
our local park is open, I don't mind going there as long as they close the play areas, I'm fine. Taking a walk in nature can help, much like walking in your own neighborhood
lol they already closed the restaurants and bars, that'll probably help
We have so much forest areas in Norway crowding is generally not an issue,except the cabin people who do drunk orgies in the mountains
neighbourhood for @clever mortar
drunk orgies in the mountains
🤣
just lost my lunch
@wet pilot yeah, I can imagine that being an issue in the us considering how much you guys eat out
meh, most of the places are still open, just have to do carryout / delivery
Norwegians go to restaurants... Probably once a month for some, twice a month for others
i've been ordering a couple of times to our favorite places to try to help them out some
my planter came so I can plant my peppers except I don't have enough potting mix to fill it
so I gotta go get that
we ordered out almost daily before the outbreak that flipping it to making our own food instead of ordering out doesn't make me feel too bad. after watching that mcdonalds thing where the cooks could be covid infected and flipping burgers it just scared me too much to even do it anyways lol
you got freshly slaughtered mountain goats hanging from ropes out back don't you?
Actually
I can buy freshly severed lambs from local butchers, we sometimes do and cure the meats ourselves
And we hang the thighs to dry after salting them
you hobbits and your lambs
lol just thought of that movie Funny Farm where chevy chase ate like a ton of lamb balls before knowing they were lamb balls
Ends up like this
Wish Discord has "thread" feature like Slack
There are days I agree
there are other days I'm just an awkward sod and will disagree because 😛
lol
don't think discord was originally designed for that. it was initially suppose to replace TeamSpeak and compete with Skype
they were trying to get it to work on gaming consoles at first
why in gods earth would you need 12 cameras lol
why wouldnt you need 12 cameras?
alwyas a good idea to have cameras looking over cameras
cameras watching cameras lol
yo dawg, I heard you like coverage
@last dirge where do you see the deal? amazion?





