#the-water-cooler | Home Assistant | Page 465

tidal bronze Mar 4, 2020, 7:10 PM

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That's when you 80 for whiskey + wine + ambien

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 7:12 PM

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I am still dreading flying to Japan, 18 ish hours usually

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@tidal bronze if there is only 35 people onboard I hop y everyone got moved up to business

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awkward

tidal bronze Mar 4, 2020, 7:13 PM

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That won't happen. Food is not accounted for.

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I think they got bumped up to premium eco

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Really makes no sense shit is totally empty, 3 row eco is better than business 😜

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 7:15 PM

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lmao

wicked mortar Mar 4, 2020, 7:16 PM

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In surprised the flight is still happening. Would've thought the cost of wages and fuel etc would outweigh the fares paid

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Suppose they can't just cancel due to no interest though

tidal bronze Mar 4, 2020, 7:17 PM

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Most airlines are cancelling flights.

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I leave for few hours and then this.

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wicked mortar Mar 4, 2020, 7:18 PM

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We had a suspected case here in my city 2 days ago.
Went to the supermarket yesterday to get some things, place was picked clean

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Not totally, but very close

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Also, "Meme" 😂

brave panther Mar 4, 2020, 7:47 PM

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SIX CASES intensifies

orchid rose Mar 4, 2020, 7:48 PM

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well it's new cases and with the fairly high R0 it might be significant. Without really knowing the situation ofc

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 7:49 PM

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Unless we get zombies, it's all just a sham

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zombie

orchid rose Mar 4, 2020, 7:50 PM

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I'd prefer zombies over dead bodies tbh

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 7:53 PM

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Only people dying are the same people who die from the flu anyway

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900 people die from the flu every year in Norway, but nobody has mentioned that while they are reporting on Corona cases, and nobody has died from Corona yet here jesus

orchid rose Mar 4, 2020, 7:54 PM

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That's comparing apples and oranges though

forest edge Mar 4, 2020, 7:57 PM

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@tidal bronze you the only passenger on the flight? lol

rain swift Mar 4, 2020, 8:07 PM

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velvet horizonBOT Mar 4, 2020, 8:14 PM

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I'm safe then

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 8:26 PM

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megakek

forest edge Mar 4, 2020, 8:30 PM

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uh oh quad never responded, he must have landed in the hot zone lol

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 8:32 PM

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THIS ENTIRE MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL - https://i.redd.it/lqe8zj9nmbk21.png

rain swift Mar 4, 2020, 8:51 PM

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Most meetings could be an email.

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 8:55 PM

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Thankfully I mostly only join meetings I'm interested in PepeLightsabers

last plaza Mar 4, 2020, 9:10 PM

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Coronavirus death toll rises in the USA. It went up from 9 yesterday to 11 today. 😢

midnight adder Mar 4, 2020, 9:15 PM

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can somebody help me with the setup of deconz in node red? I just cant seem to get it working and nobody is responding in the channel

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 9:18 PM

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@last plaza still only old or frail people?

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They are the only ones that die from any report i see that actually mentions demographics, most reports just avoid mentioning it was a 97 year old woman with a lung infection

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Yeah, both new deaths were elderly people it seems

forest edge Mar 4, 2020, 9:31 PM

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I like how hard divided people are about it. There's the " meh, it's only like the flu" than there's the "oh shit new strand, no vaccine and no idea long term effects!" lol

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 9:33 PM

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I heard Amazon was out of hand sanitizer

forest edge Mar 4, 2020, 9:36 PM

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I dunno but the mask crisis thing is retarded. people need to stop thinking wearing a surgeons mask is gonna save them from getting it

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 9:42 PM

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People be idjits

forest edge Mar 4, 2020, 9:53 PM

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oh no norway has been infected! 56 cases!

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that john hopkins map looks as if they are shipping at least one infected person to every country just to get a dot on the map lol

steel urchin Mar 4, 2020, 9:58 PM

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Discuss

scenic radish Mar 4, 2020, 10:01 PM

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5

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 10:02 PM

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Less than three

trail crag Mar 4, 2020, 10:04 PM

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4

scenic radish Mar 4, 2020, 10:04 PM

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1 and 2 contradict, 3 isn't possible, 4 by extension isn't possible, leaving 5 and 6. If 5 is correct, 6 can't be correct. 6 can't be correct because that would make 5 correct, which makes 6 incorrect (hopefully that makes sense)

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 10:04 PM

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📎 Screenshot_20200304_230411.jpg

scenic radish Mar 4, 2020, 10:05 PM

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Put your mouth around the entire spout on the water fountain like in Pawnee, IN

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 10:05 PM

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Doit

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I love that

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yes

karmic star Mar 4, 2020, 10:08 PM

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Hey all I'm littlegeek I have been using HA on a VM for a few months now and I'm loving it. I don't know why i havent started using this sooner

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 10:09 PM

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https://media.tenor.com/images/6fe750a79a3176668696fee212645ca8/tenor.gif

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pepeLove @scenic radish

karmic star Mar 4, 2020, 10:10 PM

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lol

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so what channel is Let's encrypt under? I have a squid question.

forest edge Mar 4, 2020, 10:11 PM

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hello littlegeek and you'll want #integrations-archived

karmic star Mar 4, 2020, 10:11 PM

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Thanks! @forest edge

tidal bronze Mar 4, 2020, 10:17 PM

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@forest edge no lol. Got some company.

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 10:27 PM

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@tidal bronze ever watched The Langoliers?

green inlet Mar 4, 2020, 10:58 PM

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When you have worked so much overtime, the benefits of overtime are no longer positive, and you are working overtime

forest edge Mar 4, 2020, 10:59 PM

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and now you know how the majority of salary workers feel

green inlet Mar 4, 2020, 11:00 PM

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Yea....unfortunately, been there too

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Positive side: I have my vpn and I am cleaning up some stuff around the network 😁

scenic radish Mar 4, 2020, 11:04 PM

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Haven't kicked me from it yet

green inlet Mar 4, 2020, 11:07 PM

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Why would I kick you, haven’t gotten all I need yet.

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 11:07 PM

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I used to have 700h overtime per year

scenic radish Mar 4, 2020, 11:07 PM

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heh

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 11:07 PM

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Now I do closer to 200

green inlet Mar 4, 2020, 11:09 PM

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I am required to do 550 hours. I am prob more in the 600 range.

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 11:09 PM

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Required jesus

scenic radish Mar 4, 2020, 11:09 PM

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Yeah wtf

green inlet Mar 4, 2020, 11:09 PM

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😉

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 11:10 PM

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I do it because I enjoy it

green inlet Mar 4, 2020, 11:10 PM

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After 30 years of doing what I am doing. .....meh

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 11:11 PM

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I'm closing on 15 in current job, and I still love it handgesture

green inlet Mar 4, 2020, 11:12 PM

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Got any openings? I need a high paying, big title, do nothing position

last plaza Mar 4, 2020, 11:12 PM

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@last plaza still only old or frail people?
@clear ferry I guess so. Otherwise it would be all over the news! Hope quad is doing ok.

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Did @tidal bronze get on the flight yet?

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 11:13 PM

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@green inlet do nothing? No Bueno lmao

last plaza Mar 4, 2020, 11:14 PM

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What a crazy day!!!

clear ferry Mar 4, 2020, 11:14 PM

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@last plaza he's chatting up some business executive on the plane PepeLightsabers

green inlet Mar 4, 2020, 11:14 PM

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I could also be highly under qualified if you need me to be 🤣

last plaza Mar 4, 2020, 11:15 PM

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Yep. That’s quad for sure!

green inlet Mar 4, 2020, 11:21 PM

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I wonder if quad is accepting applications. I could be his east coast rep.

last dirge Mar 4, 2020, 11:37 PM

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I don't know about you guys but I'm definitely working from home until this coronavirus thing blows over

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I'll be working from home after that too

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so I guess it's not worth mentioning

hushed basalt Mar 4, 2020, 11:39 PM

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It'll be out for a while.

last dirge Mar 4, 2020, 11:39 PM

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yeah, I work from home all the time though

hushed basalt Mar 4, 2020, 11:39 PM

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Spanish flu took 2 years and that wasn't mutating as fast or as contagious as this

last dirge Mar 4, 2020, 11:40 PM

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wonder when/if travel is going to get locked down

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might need to buy some good ol' travel insurance

hushed basalt Mar 4, 2020, 11:44 PM

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Most travel insurance doesn't cover pandemics

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tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 12:02 AM

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@last plaza yep, 7 hours in 10 more hours to go. 😀

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 1:05 AM

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Tenor

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When you decide to update python and need to make a new venv to update it there, and you have to wait for home assistant to install of the libaries needed for intergrations

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 1:06 AM

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LOL

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 1:08 AM

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Also i finnally found the issue with deconz

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 1:09 AM

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the fact that you use dconz? lol.

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 1:09 AM

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I am tempted to move to zha

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its just moving everything across

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 1:10 AM

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Venv 🤢

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 1:10 AM

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I know, but im used to it from when i started home assistant

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 1:11 AM

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All about that core on docker boi

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Don't need to worry about Python versions

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 1:13 AM

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quick question regarding zigbee and deconz, are the devices paired to the software or to the hardware(the conbee). as most of you are here now

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 1:15 AM

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Hardware

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 1:15 AM

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zigbee 🤢

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 1:15 AM

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Gtfo

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 1:16 AM

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ah ok, so moving to ZHA might just be spinning down deconz and setting up the intergration

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 1:17 AM

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probably

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 1:18 AM

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Im thinking about it as im just having issues communicating between home assistant and deconz

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 1:18 AM

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What's wrong with zigbee

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 1:18 AM

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Nothing, @forest edge is just filling in for @clear ferry

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 1:18 AM

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Better than having 60 esp boards burning away

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Although I do wish there was a way to have multiple zigbee gateways the same way you can have multiple access points

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My cc2531 is a massive single point of failure

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 1:19 AM

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zigbee seems too cheap to be taken seriously lol

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 1:19 AM

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checks if his blind is supported by ZHA

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zigbee seems too cheap to be taken seriously lol
Ah yes, because everyone has money to burn

steel urchin Mar 5, 2020, 1:20 AM

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it's broken license makes it hard to be taken seriously... for now... i'm sure google is going to shape that up soon

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 1:20 AM

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no

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nothing will

steel urchin Mar 5, 2020, 1:20 AM

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never know

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 1:20 AM

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will always be half assed just as it's always been

steel urchin Mar 5, 2020, 1:20 AM

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loool

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 1:20 AM

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it's broken license makes it hard to be taken seriously... for now... i'm sure google is going to shape that up soon
Thats a good and well reasoned reason

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 1:20 AM

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thats how they like it

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 1:24 AM

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p@ di784oek vka3m

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Who needs a random password generator when you have a toddler and a smart phone

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 1:25 AM

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they need to release that wifi mesh thing they been working on

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then we'll have something that's cheap(er) and stable lol

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 1:26 AM

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never partically had my zigbee mesh be unstable

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 1:26 AM

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i read about it all the time lol

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 1:27 AM

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my only issue has been because of a weird brown out caused by poor planning by some mcdonalds contractors drilling into a power cable

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 1:28 AM

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sounds like you lucked out cause there was one person in here who said a power surge broke like 60 something zigbee bulbs he had lol

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 1:29 AM

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oh, regional diffrences

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I mean a surge will blow most things connected to mains

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its not zigbees fault

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My mesh seems to be OK

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undone aspen Mar 5, 2020, 2:18 AM

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So.. My roommate.. Locked his car keys in the trunk of his car. However, left the car unlocked.

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I asked him, "So... What about the trunk release button?"

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 2:19 AM

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lmao

undone aspen Mar 5, 2020, 2:19 AM

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Florida Man 🤦‍♂️ 🤣

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 2:19 AM

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this is why I have a spare key in my wallet

undone aspen Mar 5, 2020, 2:19 AM

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He has a spare key. At his father's.

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 2:19 AM

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ha, hahahaha

undone aspen Mar 5, 2020, 2:20 AM

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And he's.. 35?

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Like I said. Florida Man!

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 2:20 AM

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I am in florida, we don not claim him.

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I speak for the entire state.

undone aspen Mar 5, 2020, 2:22 AM

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No you don't. I'm in Florida. You do not speak for me. 😉

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Seriously though, after all the stories I could give you about him, you'd be calling him a "Florida Man" as well. 😉

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 2:26 AM

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most likely

undone aspen Mar 5, 2020, 2:26 AM

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hehe

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He's literally a well-meaning menace, for a roommate.

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Don't let him trick you into letting him do dishes! You'll be left with still-dirty dishes, dripping in your cabinets.

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(yet, claims to have washed them. Three times! And dried them)

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 2:29 AM

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sounds like he needs to buy a dishwasher

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 2:34 AM

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https://media.tenor.com/images/d031dba4edd30615252b2232dbf8e5ae/tenor.gif

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 2:35 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/yes-baby-goal-funny-face-gif-13347383

Tenor

green inlet Mar 5, 2020, 3:45 AM

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@hushed basalt and @rain swift

https://media.giphy.com/media/srDKEwspUJXS8/giphy.gif

Giphy

Florida State University

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 5:55 AM

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jesus

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 5:56 AM

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Oof another 5 hours to go. 🙄

wet pilot Mar 5, 2020, 5:57 AM

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https://giphy.com/gifs/time-mr-bean-look-at-the-QBd2kLB5qDmysEXre9

Giphy

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 5:59 AM

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Just quicksave and come back later, when you have better time PepeLightsabers

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 5:59 AM

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📎 Screenshot_20200304-215841_Chrome.jpg

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 5:59 AM

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When you get off the plane remember to take a deep breath and soak in the city

wet pilot Mar 5, 2020, 6:00 AM

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do the Die Hard trick?

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 6:00 AM

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Of course man thanks for reminding.

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 6:00 AM

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as @tidal bronze gets closer and looks out the window he see's this. https://hollyhouseproductions.files.wordpress.com/2019/01/world-war-z.gif

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 6:00 AM

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Going to run to the smoking lounge before anything.

wet pilot Mar 5, 2020, 6:00 AM

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mmm fellow nicotine addict

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 6:01 AM

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12 hours was easy this last few, sucks.

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 6:01 AM

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I should break the law and send you both Swedish lip tobacco

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Great for those long waits between cigarettes

wet pilot Mar 5, 2020, 6:02 AM

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heh

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i've switched to vaping many years ago

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 6:02 AM

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oh you should stop that

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caping is worse than normal smoking lol

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*vaping

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 6:02 AM

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But can you vape indoors? raised_eye

wet pilot Mar 5, 2020, 6:02 AM

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yup

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 6:02 AM

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Really, that isn't legal here

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 6:02 AM

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For some reason that sounds 2 levels too raunchy for nicotine @clear ferry

wet pilot Mar 5, 2020, 6:03 AM

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vaping is definitely not worse than smoking cigarettes

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well, i can at home, and i work from home

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 6:03 AM

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@tidal bronze you get it in all flavours too, anything from nothing to full on Christmas spice rack

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 6:03 AM

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Lmao.

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Gotta try it out.

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 6:04 AM

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I'd gladly anonymously send you a few different ones along with brown cheese and arctic candy

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Nootnoot

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 6:05 AM

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it's worse cause you breathe in far greater quantities of nicotine plus the chemicals they use

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I know 2 people who died from it :\

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 6:05 AM

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Aren't the only real vaping deaths from people who vaped cannabis? raised_eye

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 6:05 AM

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not to mention they still don't know the long term efffects

wet pilot Mar 5, 2020, 6:05 AM

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"chemicals" meaning known ingredients containing propylene glycol and vegetable glycerine?

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definitely less bad than "tar"

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 6:06 AM

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guess it depends which you choose

wet pilot Mar 5, 2020, 6:06 AM

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i will never say that vaping is "better" than anything

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it is only at best, "less bad"

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 6:07 AM

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cdc lists as equal

wet pilot Mar 5, 2020, 6:08 AM

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CDC also hid the fact that the stuff that was killing people was vitamin E for months to drive up the hysteria

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 6:08 AM

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between the two people who I know died from it and everything I've read, it sure sounds worse

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better than smoking cigars i suppose lol

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 6:09 AM

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Mmmm cigars

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Just take a glass of lagavulin instead

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Contains a full cigar of smoke

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 6:12 AM

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1st time testing wireguard on a long haul, kicks lt2p and ovpn into dust.

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Just the speed of negotiation and reconnect mindblown

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 6:13 AM

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got cameras pointing at all your stuff in the garage so you can check on it quad? lol

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 6:14 AM

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You know it 😜

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Actually keeping an eye on the dog.

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 6:14 AM

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lol pan and tilt with robot arm armed with an air duster to get those pesky dust balls that think they can form while your away all assisted with HA lmao

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 6:15 AM

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He's back to normal and playing hell as usual but he needs to be restricted for 10 more days.

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 6:16 AM

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the reason why I bought the one wyze cam I have was the two way communication the woman could have with her cat while caged after surgery since she had to to go to Chicago that week. best investment ever lol

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 6:17 AM

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Got wife to take time off pet sit which is my job usually.

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 6:17 AM

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I'd be watching tv in the other room and hear out of the blue talking to the cat lmao

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 6:17 AM

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I do that all the time. 😂

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 6:18 AM

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lol

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i figured, thats why it's funny

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some things you can't put a price on, certianly would have been pestering me with a million questions if I didn't have that camera so it was well worth it

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i'd be like, i just answered all those questions the last time you called 10 minutes ago~!

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 6:20 AM

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I added 2 temp cameras just before I left since I need all angles covered till he fully recovers.

Lol, wife said the same thing few minutes ago. 🤣

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 6:23 AM

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lol

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 6:36 AM

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Snowy foggy, my favourite

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@forest edge this you? https://v.redd.it/cg2lah4ljqk41

Thanks, I hate egg bongs

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forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 6:40 AM

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🤢

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I was a kid the last time I ate a raw egg

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 6:43 AM

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Only raw eggs I eat are the yokes, on top of raw minced meat and onions

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Beef tartare togaDROOL

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 6:45 AM

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I still cannot believe our KFC went here lol https://9b16f79ca967fd0708d1-2713572fef44aa49ec323e813b06d2d9.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/1140x_a10-7_cTC/IMG-9472-1568913194.jpg

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 6:45 AM

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Wtf

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That is so muuuuurica

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 6:48 AM

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I can see our Hardee's doing something like that, but not KFC lol

brave panther Mar 5, 2020, 7:05 AM

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Everybody worried about Coronavirus, when there's food like that readily available to buy and eat.

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:05 AM

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I both love and hate just how dumb people can be. reading the questions on a rpi camera module on amazon and as you scroll down you see some good questions, then you see some that are kind of questionable then you see the ones where it asks if it can record sound.. and your like..

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:06 AM

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People be idjits

brave panther Mar 5, 2020, 7:06 AM

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KY state fair has a donut burger thing every year - one is a hamburger and plain glazed donut, the other is a grilled chicken patty and raspberry or strawberry filled donut. I got the grilled chicken one year, and to be honest I'd rather just have them independent of each other. The combination did not impress me. It's just too much.

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:06 AM

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Kentucky y'all

brave panther Mar 5, 2020, 7:06 AM

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Mhmm

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:07 AM

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triumphcowboy

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:22 AM

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I locked a neighborhood cat that belongs to a lady a few streets over in my garage tonight cause she refuses to make him an indoor cat and all I can hear is coyotes howling in 3 directions from my house. that shit irritates me to no end that people think cats belong outdoors in the burbs and are perfectly safe from predator's

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:23 AM

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We have wolves, but only like 12 of them and people freak out if someone suggest letting them live, mostly we just get people chased by moose or raindeer

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:24 AM

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lol well wolves will go after people while in a pack

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coyotes don't. well unless your crawling along the ground wounded lol

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:25 AM

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Norwegian wolves have never chased a person, nor killed or hurt one

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:25 AM

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maybe they don't run in packs there

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:25 AM

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But people fear them like bubonic plague

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Yeah, they are 3 packs or something, all tracked

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:26 AM

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I don't imagine you all let your pets fend for themselves outside 24/7 either generally.. well not cats i would hope

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do you even have cats? lol

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:27 AM

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Was actually more than I though

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https://www.thelocal.no/20200204/how-many-wolves-are-there-in-the-norwegian-wild

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99% of cats in Norway are outdoor cats

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:27 AM

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wtf

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:27 AM

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The only ones that are not are in the big cities

low harness Mar 5, 2020, 7:28 AM

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Well... there we go. I was supposed to go to Oslo next week, but then I was told I should go to London instead. Then the trip to London got canceled because of the virus, and now the trip to Oslo... I'm glad I - in accordance with company guidelines - didn't "waste money" on rebookable plane tickets or anything.

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:28 AM

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Woop

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You are probably here the one day I'm out of town lmao

low harness Mar 5, 2020, 7:29 AM

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I'm not. The meeting was canceled.

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:29 AM

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light trout Mar 5, 2020, 7:29 AM

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canceled meetings are the best

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:30 AM

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don't worry, the consumer will pick up the tab one way or the other.. we always do

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:30 AM

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📎 15833934414307540941994968966845.jpg

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:31 AM

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I don't get how the cats survive outdoors

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:31 AM

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@forest edge Norwegian forest cat

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:31 AM

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house cats freeze to death

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:31 AM

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Nah, cats are fine, even in -35c they go outside

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:31 AM

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they must be wild cats, not house cats

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:32 AM

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Nah,even Persians go outside here

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:32 AM

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cause the general domesticated house cat can freeze just like us, get frostbitten just like us

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:32 AM

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They are outdoors animals

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:33 AM

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well here if they remain outside for too long they become somethings dinner

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this same cat i havve in the garage now I brought indoors during our coldest niight of the year which got to like -11F or something

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:34 AM

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Puny muurica cats

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:34 AM

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I damn near drove to the ladys house that night, banged on her door and gavve her a good yelling

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irritates me to no end

low harness Mar 5, 2020, 7:35 AM

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Oh I love those cats! Mine were some kind of Norwegian forrest mix.

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They only have four toes, right?

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:35 AM

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The thing that kills most cats here is cars, because cats travel many miles every day and cross freeways

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Think so yes @low harness

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:35 AM

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same goes for here but in the burbs it's alittle less so

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had to put a towel on the woman's car cause he likes to lay on the hood lol

📎 catcar.jpg

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:43 AM

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That's a white cat

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 7:44 AM

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😂

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:44 AM

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orange

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:48 AM

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https://open.spotify.com/track/2374M0fQpWi3dLnB54qaLX?si=RltMb9BNQZOvoQ6_3Vi-hQ

Spotify

Africa

Africa, a song by TOTO on Spotify

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 7:48 AM

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➕ https://open.spotify.com/track/4ut5G4rgB1ClpMTMfjoIuy?si=mJa4ZUENTei5ZsoyDj6tsQ 😀

📎 Screenshot_20200304-233305_Gallery.jpg

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:48 AM

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Mmmm cheese

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:49 AM

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is there a tv in the back of the seat infront of you or something?

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only ever flown coach and the last time I was on an airplane was before 9/11 lol

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:50 AM

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Lol

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:50 AM

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went to NY infact like the year before 9/11.. was weird

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:50 AM

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All flights have that now, international ones that is

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With video on demand and games and more

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:51 AM

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ah never been on one of those planes

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:51 AM

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We even have WiFi on most domestic flights these days

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You need to get out more

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:51 AM

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one of them they put me on after a layover was a prop plane lol

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f that, heights suck

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I drive

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:52 AM

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We have prop planes for islands still

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 7:52 AM

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No prop planes for me. Last time was in Romania. No thank you.

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:52 AM

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lol

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:52 AM

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I enjoy prop

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:52 AM

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it was a scary experince

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 7:53 AM

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If my backpack is not going to fit in the same time and space that's not a safe ride.

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:54 AM

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I kept thinking of the movie with the Indians baseball team, the comedy, can't remember it's name but the black south african player did the jesus cross motion and the white guy said something like "oh now you come around, he's (pointing upward) not fooled"

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:54 AM

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These are good

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATR_72?wprov=sfla1

ATR 72?wprov=sfla1

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:55 AM

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rick vahn was the pitchers name

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can't remember the name tho of that movie

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major league

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thats the name lol

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:56 AM

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Dash-8 Are also good planes

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 7:56 AM

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That's looks like it's for humans @clear ferry The one I was in, oh boy. Went from Bucharest to Turda. Never again.

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:57 AM

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@tidal bronze sounds like the plane my colleague took up to Nepal

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 7:57 AM

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Yep most likely.

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There are few countries on my once is enough list, Romania is one of them.

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😄

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 7:58 AM

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yup, this is what I thinking about and what my prop plane was like lol https://y.yarn.co/45d84961-ce0c-40f5-a8dc-b5a0f73ad70e_screenshot.jpg

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:58 AM

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Eastern Europe is mostly meh, except the scenery and food

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 7:59 AM

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My problem was food.

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 8:00 AM

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I got a bag of peanuts

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what could have been your issue?

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 8:00 AM

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Steak was not good.

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 8:00 AM

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ohhh you got steak?

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 8:00 AM

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That's not acceptable

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🤣

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 8:01 AM

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I was just thankfull my lousy bag of peanuts wasn't pre-opened

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 8:01 AM

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Oh not in the flight, in Romania

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 8:01 AM

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oh

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well did you ask what animal it was? lol

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 8:02 AM

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@tidal bronze when are you coming to work in Norway? Great filming locations PepeLightsabers

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 8:02 AM

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Going to come for a visit before work.

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 8:03 AM

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@clear ferry you should open a bed n breakfast type place and just invite everyone here to come stay a week for free lol

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 8:04 AM

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Not a bad idea.

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 8:05 AM

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yeahSoap

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 8:06 AM

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that your new coronavirus emoji? lol

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 8:06 AM

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Sleep in a bed next to my rack, so you can smell my HA instance

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 8:06 AM

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so you want us to die from inhaling smoke?

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 8:06 AM

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gulag

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 8:11 AM

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@forest edge so when are we going to get invited to that ranch?

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 8:13 AM

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Yeehaw

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I knew @forest edge was Beau Bennett

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 8:14 AM

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He is listening to https://open.spotify.com/track/1NDxZ7cFAo481dtYWdrUnR?si=t9tCf5HIRPuJIngpi6YIIA let's not disturb.

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 8:15 AM

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🤢

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 8:31 AM

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ranch?

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wtf you talking about lol

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ranch is what northerners have

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 8:33 AM

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Lol whatever you have, technicalities aside.

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 8:33 AM

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Y'all

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 8:35 AM

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lol i have a farm that is 0.05% farm house and barns and the rest nothing but fields and tress with cattle lol

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so unless your packing your own tent there wouldn't by much to "stay" at lol

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 8:36 AM

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Mr shack

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Living the bovine dream

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 8:37 AM

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well I livve in the burbs, but one day the plan is to build a house out there. still waiting on internet faster than dial up / cell data to make it's way there lol

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 8:37 AM

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So bring your own tent + BYOB too?

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 8:38 AM

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I don't stay out there lol

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 8:38 AM

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This shit is confusing to me

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 8:38 AM

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I have a spring fed pond that I use to camp and do camfire and fish at when i was younger but i'm too old for hard ground sleeping lol

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whats confusing?

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 8:39 AM

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🤣

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 8:39 AM

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I live in one location in the city, and I own a farm that is in the middle of nowhere lol

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 8:39 AM

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Messing with you man.

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Sounds awesome though.

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So you play this from city to farm ? https://open.spotify.com/track/10M2Ex445zw585Ducldzkw?si=ZlOFRXCVQF6cycz6dWRGLA

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 8:40 AM

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it sounds awesome on paper but every 2 weeks I spend 4-5 hours mowing around the house and barns which makes it less awesome lol

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 8:41 AM

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Well that comes with territory still sounds like fun.

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 8:41 AM

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the no neighbors part is lol

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it was my grandfathers and one of the stories everyone in my family always remember is when he use to stand on the front porch real early in the morning with a cup a coffee wearing absolutely no clothes lol

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course i imagine that's probably a typical sight for norwats lol

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 9:00 AM

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@tidal bronze still haven't landed yet?

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 9:00 AM

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📎 Screenshot_20200305-004637_Chrome.jpg

clever mortar Mar 5, 2020, 9:02 AM

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soon

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 9:02 AM

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2 more hours.. so in another hour or so they will be passing out complimentary hazmat suits while going over the evacuation in a hurry from the plane routes and practices lol

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 9:04 AM

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@forest edge thanks for such comforting and kind words man.

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 9:04 AM

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lol

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there has been no recorded deaths there yet so i'm sure you'll be fine 😉

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 9:06 AM

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I usually dont check stats like that. 😄

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 9:08 AM

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I would if it was an actual hot spot, but singapore isn't so thats why I feel safe giving you shit lol

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 9:08 AM

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😜

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 9:08 AM

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otherwise if something happened I would feel bad 😢

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then blame atx cauise it was all his idea

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 9:09 AM

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Going gun to the smoking lounge Corona or not.

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 9:09 AM

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lol

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 9:28 AM

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Daughter changed the clock on the oven

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Made me miss my bus

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Wouldn't have happened if I had a smart oven with NTP

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@low harness rebookable plane tickets cost a lot more long term

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 9:51 AM

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who relies on an oven clock in 2020?

strange vapor Mar 5, 2020, 12:54 PM

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@hushed basalt WTF are ye upto down there? https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-australia-51747892/coronavirus-in-australia-lorryload-of-toilet-paper-catches-fire

BBC News

Lorryload of toilet paper on fire in Australia

The fires comes as Australia is hit by a wave of coronavirus-induced toilet paper panic buying.

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 1:14 PM

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it was one of them cheap tasmota switches.

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 1:44 PM

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If I can't have it no one can

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@forest edge people who don't wear watches

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 2:15 PM

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No one in my local dev community knows about homeassistant

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Well not anyone I've spoken to

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"So is that owned by Google?"

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 2:16 PM

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😱

light trout Mar 5, 2020, 2:17 PM

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You should consider moving

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 2:17 PM

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no balloob, pls

clever mortar Mar 5, 2020, 2:18 PM

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I know in some languages Google Assistant is called Google Home Assistant and it's caused confusion here before 😄

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 2:18 PM

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Oof yeah, that wouldn't help

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 2:19 PM

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I'm doing a talk on homeassistant next month

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So expect an onslaught of aussies

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Better stoke up the Barbie

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Put another dropbear on

wet pilot Mar 5, 2020, 2:24 PM

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clever mortar Mar 5, 2020, 2:25 PM

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Isn't that just the Australian geolocation integration 🤔

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 2:35 PM

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I think deadly animals award goes to countries with man eating mammals

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 2:42 PM

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raised_eye

clever mortar Mar 5, 2020, 2:43 PM

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Aren't there dog and cats in most countries though 🤔

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 2:44 PM

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Grizzly bears, cougars, polar bears, lions, tigers, hippos

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Technically hippos are herbivores but they're more dangerous than the rest put together so they stay on the list

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None of these are in Australia

clever mortar Mar 5, 2020, 2:45 PM

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Yeah, but you have almost everything else - and weather from hell

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 2:45 PM

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32 degrees today?

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Warm but not hot

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Maybe it was 28 I dunno I don't go outside

light trout Mar 5, 2020, 2:46 PM

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🔥

orchid rose Mar 5, 2020, 2:46 PM

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32 is way too hot for me tbh

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and bears are cool

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 2:46 PM

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I haven't seen a snake in my state since I was like.6

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No one i know has ever been harmed by an animal

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Biggest danger is probably europeans walking on the right on escalators and knocking you over

light trout Mar 5, 2020, 2:48 PM

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If you walk on an escalator , you are doing it wrong

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 2:48 PM

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My leg is sore so I'm taking the elevator

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???? You're standing longer

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You gotta walk on the escalator. It's just a force multiplier

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1 x 2 = 2
3 x 2 = 6

light trout Mar 5, 2020, 2:49 PM

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👨 + 🚶 == ☠️

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 2:50 PM

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Dog damn the late winter sun is a pita

orchid rose Mar 5, 2020, 2:50 PM

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Too bright man

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 2:50 PM

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💩 + 🐕 = 🐾

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Why does every meetup always have pizza

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When I can't have dairy :'(

orchid rose Mar 5, 2020, 2:52 PM

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Unfortunate. But pizza is just great.

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 2:53 PM

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Undermench @hushed basalt handgesture

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🍕

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 2:54 PM

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Undermench?

orchid rose Mar 5, 2020, 2:54 PM

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isn't it unter?

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 2:54 PM

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pepoThink

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 2:54 PM

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I don't speak sauerkraut

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 2:54 PM

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lmao

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 2:55 PM

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If I've learnt anything from Wolfenstein and The Great Escape

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There's no punchline

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 3:00 PM

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I was waiting

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And I was disappointed

valid halo Mar 5, 2020, 3:08 PM

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Gentlemen and atxbyea

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I haave goooood news

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my eye surgery went off without a hitch 😄

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 3:09 PM

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I'm not a gentleman?

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awkward

valid halo Mar 5, 2020, 3:09 PM

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You're a unique and special human being

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that deserves a category all your own

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 3:09 PM

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PepeLightsabers

valid halo Mar 5, 2020, 3:09 PM

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I'd call you a "Contemptman" from how you 🤢 at everything.

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 3:09 PM

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🤢

valid halo Mar 5, 2020, 3:09 PM

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my man!

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 3:10 PM

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https://open.spotify.com/track/5OtULN1Nw3W7V2iun3ybwK?si=D6ssE8C9TBW4qvLaxtLQaQ

Spotify

One of These Days

One of These Days, a song by Pink Floyd on Spotify

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 4:12 PM

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I have a lovely little monitoring page using that covid-19 intergration

📎 unknown.png

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 4:21 PM

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@pure vine are you a healthcare professional?

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 4:22 PM

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no

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Just want to see how it grows as time goes on

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Like, will it be exponetial like most viruses are

trail crag Mar 5, 2020, 4:36 PM

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russia needs to bump their infected numbers or people are going to start getting suspicious

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 4:36 PM

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Goodness lol

wet pilot Mar 5, 2020, 4:37 PM

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they're probably either down-playing their numbers or are too incompetent and don't actually know how bad things are there'

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or a third option, don't actually care enough to check as only the masses would get infected for now

light trout Mar 5, 2020, 4:40 PM

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They self medicate with vodka before seeking a doctor

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 4:40 PM

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also they have remote places that will be hard to test in

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very remote communites

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 4:41 PM

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wash your hands, don't touch your face, you be aiight

light trout Mar 5, 2020, 4:41 PM

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This discord server is a remote community

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 4:41 PM

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i just touched my face

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shocked

last dirge Mar 5, 2020, 4:41 PM

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RIP in peace

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 4:42 PM

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im at home though and havent been out of the house all day

light trout Mar 5, 2020, 4:42 PM

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I have not been out since monday

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 4:42 PM

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I really dont want to go into uni

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Uni has deciced that its not that bad and they wont do much

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 4:43 PM

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it's not.

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 4:44 PM

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yeah

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although they made that announcement before the goverements announcements eairler

trail crag Mar 5, 2020, 4:45 PM

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I assume some of these dots are just generally placed

📎 unknown.png

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 4:46 PM

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the dots are central i think

trail crag Mar 5, 2020, 4:46 PM

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But when looking at California and other states there are some that seem more rural than others

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 4:46 PM

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and if they have region data they put it there

trail crag Mar 5, 2020, 4:47 PM

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like Placer County, CA, US

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or Umatilla, OR

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 4:47 PM

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I go to customers every day, and fly once a week

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PepeLightsabers

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 4:48 PM

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I need to hurry up and stock up toilet paper, life saving.

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 4:48 PM

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i didnt realise how many cased italy had

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@rain swift some of calis cases where caused by someone catching it on a cruise, partly why they announced a state of emergancy, as they have about 2,500 people to track down to test after somone died

light trout Mar 5, 2020, 4:49 PM

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The numbers for Norway is not half of what they report here 🤔

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 4:50 PM

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their data is a bit slow

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it got to 90 about the time the goverment announced it, but london just announced 25 more cases

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 4:51 PM

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Too much hype on this shit.

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 4:51 PM

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so the real number is 115, but they still say 90

light trout Mar 5, 2020, 4:51 PM

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I agree @tidal bronze but the data aspect of it, are interesting

trail crag Mar 5, 2020, 4:52 PM

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I've got a somewhat chipper sounding tts triggering whenever the confirmed number changes

📎 Wednesday_at_3-32_PM.mp3

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 4:54 PM

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Yes and no, @light trout, only responsible behavior can reduce infection rate. I am not certain what all these real time numbers are doing for ordinary people. Take different freeways ????

light trout Mar 5, 2020, 4:54 PM

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They are not doing anything 😛

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 4:55 PM

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People are idjits anyway, they will run around like headless chicken

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 4:56 PM

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I think more informed the problem is getting worse. Like everyone running to get supplies to one place when infected counter goes 10+ and the mp3 plays.

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 4:56 PM

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QUICK BUY ALL THE BOG ROLL

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 4:56 PM

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Exactly

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 4:57 PM

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I'll start to worry when a healthy 30 year old dies, until then it is just an aggressive flu that is getting tossed around by dirty Globetrotters

trail crag Mar 5, 2020, 4:57 PM

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I think there's some projection there

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 4:57 PM

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@clear ferry who you calling dirty boi?

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 4:57 PM

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who you callin pinhead?

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 4:58 PM

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You nasty @tidal bronze wash those hands after going number two handgesture

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pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 4:58 PM

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We keep a months worth of bog roll in out bathroom anyway, so it will be fine if everyone buys all the stock

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 4:58 PM

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https://media.tenor.com/images/f41612037bf447b9c9967bf4f13aa362/tenor.gif

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bog roll

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Can't say I've heard that before

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 4:58 PM

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@clear ferry toilet paper is for ebay dude, I am a dudewipe kinda guy. 😜

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 4:59 PM

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Ive told the city discord i mod this discord this

📎 unknown.png

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 4:59 PM

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Better not be flushing those quad

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 4:59 PM

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Dudewipe 🤢

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 4:59 PM

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Did flush like 32 last 20 hours.

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 4:59 PM

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Im going to put a link there too

light trout Mar 5, 2020, 4:59 PM

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City discord? is that a thing?

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 5:00 PM

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I can has @light trout ?

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 5:00 PM

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the discord is more linked to the cities subreddit than it is the city

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 5:00 PM

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https://media.tenor.com/images/525f61a1141d3ca7d34926efc6831078/tenor.gif

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 5:00 PM

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@clear ferry goes well with that cherry coke.

📎 download_1.jpeg

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 5:00 PM

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Youre contributing to a fatburg quad!

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 5:00 PM

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scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 5:00 PM

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Why are those even gendered anyway lol

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 5:01 PM

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marketing

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 5:01 PM

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So it does not smell like lavender

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 5:01 PM

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why are yorkies gendered

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 5:01 PM

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Because if they weren't men would go cooooooties

trail crag Mar 5, 2020, 5:02 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-9775069

Tenor

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 5:02 PM

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@scenic radish you like than morning lavender smell right ....?

pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 5:02 PM

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some people do not get past middle school(year 6 - 8) behaviour

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 5:03 PM

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I enjoy lavender

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Thinking about planting it in my garden

last dirge Mar 5, 2020, 5:03 PM

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plebs!

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 5:03 PM

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Can't say I spend too much time smelling my butthole

last dirge Mar 5, 2020, 5:03 PM

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gotta live that robobidet life

trail crag Mar 5, 2020, 5:03 PM

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touching it though...

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 5:03 PM

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Any, really

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 5:03 PM

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Any is debatable. But......

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 5:03 PM

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Butt...

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 5:04 PM

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And that too.

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 5:04 PM

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https://media.tenor.com/images/9f84569dfb182cbc4f26f28e5889107f/tenor.gif

tidal bronze Mar 5, 2020, 5:07 PM

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https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/everyone-has-just-gone-a-little-bit-crazy-australias-toilet-roll-panic/news-story/25c4ccd2a27e8f90d9474955e94deb4d @hushed basalt thoughts ?

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 5:07 PM

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https://open.spotify.com/track/10a8GFqhp6uiNogYRBS0YH?si=WnNiaEAVQqqi4UXmco1xfw

Spotify

And When He Falleth

And When He Falleth, a song by Theatre Of Tragedy on Spotify

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Masque_of_the_Red_Death_(1964_film)?wprov=sfla1

The_Masque_of_the_Red_Death_%281964_film%29?wprov=sfla1

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Very good movie

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And relevant to the discussion

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pure vine Mar 5, 2020, 5:25 PM

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Ive made my alexa do the ticker thing too

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 7:16 PM

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https://i.redd.it/a2n75ff2gvk41.jpg

wintry crow Mar 5, 2020, 8:56 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4u8fl31sgQ

YouTube

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Old, but still funny if you've not seen it for a while

valid halo Mar 5, 2020, 9:13 PM

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When FORBIDDEN TOPIC adds a COVID-19 counter

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I knew things got serious

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 9:15 PM

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jesus

clever mortar Mar 5, 2020, 9:34 PM

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Next, we need a Flu counter

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 9:37 PM

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Can we get a atx nauseated face counter too?

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With Alexa notifications

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🤢

clever mortar Mar 5, 2020, 9:38 PM

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https://giphy.com/gifs/loop-sub-pt-3Xw8jY3zbFRtFd6eK8

Giphy

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Damn, you broke the counter already...

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 9:38 PM

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confusednardole

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 9:53 PM

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I'd like to present my Rube Goldberg package: https://github.com/Tediore/Rube-Goldberg-Package

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📎 2020_03_05_15_34_472.mp4

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When I turn my dining room light on it... eventually turns it off

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 9:56 PM

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looks broken

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 9:57 PM

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Hmm?

clear ferry Mar 5, 2020, 10:10 PM

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wail

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 10:20 PM

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People are a bit crazy @tidal bronze

wet pilot Mar 5, 2020, 10:22 PM

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https://giphy.com/gifs/everyone-remake-rw-s239QJIh56sRW

Giphy

last dirge Mar 5, 2020, 10:26 PM

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so I'm hacking this program together

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 10:26 PM

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I'm not sure what the run on bottled water is for though

last dirge Mar 5, 2020, 10:26 PM

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and it's MORE of a pain in the ass to make it looks like it works than it'd be to make it actually work

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 10:26 PM

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Taps will still be flowing

last dirge Mar 5, 2020, 10:26 PM

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I have to store the stuff in a stupid data structure in browser memory

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and there's no way to query it effectively so it's a lot of looping through a big datastructure and filtering based on fields

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so yay

scenic radish Mar 5, 2020, 10:28 PM

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@wet pilot why not

wet pilot Mar 5, 2020, 10:33 PM

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@last dirge sounds like hell

last dirge Mar 5, 2020, 10:40 PM

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"we told a client we'd demo something for them in 2 weeks that doesn't exist yet"

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cool, good plan

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"we also need a mobile extension for WeChat, even though you've never done that before and that alone could take the whole two weeks to figure out"

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 10:41 PM

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You know our motto, we deliver

last dirge Mar 5, 2020, 10:42 PM

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and it's really amorphous requirements like "it needs to do this"

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cool, so if I make it do that you'll say "yeah, but it doesn't do this"

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https://tenor.com/view/jackie-chan-meme-gif-5480485

Tenor

jackie chan

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hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 10:44 PM

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Can't have scope creep if you don't have a scope

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https://media.tenor.com/images/3b1215c6805596e6626d2c3ae7e6c967/tenor.gif

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I want to message my friends but I forget they don't get up at 6am

brisk glen Mar 5, 2020, 10:50 PM

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why is my mac getting assigned 6 ipv6 public routable addresses o.o

forest edge Mar 5, 2020, 11:05 PM

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because mac needs to keep itself mysterious

strange vapor Mar 5, 2020, 11:18 PM

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@brisk glen I have servers with multiple /64s assigned, 1 per bridge etc. 6 ips is nothing 😀

brisk glen Mar 5, 2020, 11:18 PM

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@strange vapor my issue is apparently ... Privacy Extensions for Stateless Address Autoconfiguration in IPv6

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I might need a dedicated firewall appliance....

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trying to figure out how to allow a port on a device through the firewall

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for ipv6....

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 11:25 PM

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you don't have a dedicated firewall? what do you have?

brisk glen Mar 5, 2020, 11:25 PM

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this might work via mac address as the source for lan in

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 11:25 PM

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allowing a port on ipv6 should be easy with anything resembling a firewall lol

brisk glen Mar 5, 2020, 11:25 PM

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USG

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 11:26 PM

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oooohhhh

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I almost got one.

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glad I went the pfsense route, it's awesome.

brisk glen Mar 5, 2020, 11:26 PM

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issue is the temp ipv6, so I cant bind to it like normaly

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 11:26 PM

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does it need ipv6 at all?

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block the whole damn protocol and run it over ipv4 lol

brisk glen Mar 5, 2020, 11:27 PM

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😒

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 11:27 PM

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hate ipv6, publicly routable addresses on local machines, no thanks.

brisk glen Mar 5, 2020, 11:27 PM

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I rather be ipv6 ready

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 11:27 PM

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you plan to run out of IPv4 addresses on your lan?

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I run a 10.0.0.0/21, aint never gonna run out.

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I'll never eat up 1 subnet let alone 2,048

brisk glen Mar 5, 2020, 11:28 PM

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I have a /60

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😛

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 11:30 PM

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pow

brisk glen Mar 5, 2020, 11:30 PM

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16 /64 ipv6 subnets

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 11:30 PM

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you're ready for nanites with their own IPs.

brisk glen Mar 5, 2020, 11:31 PM

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lol

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and that failed

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 11:32 PM

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@brisk glen the ip address is "global" because it's not NAT, but your firewall will not forward packets to your internal network without explicit opening

brisk glen Mar 5, 2020, 11:32 PM

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indeed

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but I do not want to open the port to all

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all clients on that subnet

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 11:33 PM

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You don't need to

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What are you trying to do?

brisk glen Mar 5, 2020, 11:34 PM

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open a specific port in the ipv6 firewall for my fun download server

hushed basalt Mar 5, 2020, 11:36 PM

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What router are you using

brisk glen Mar 5, 2020, 11:42 PM

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unifi usg

rain swift Mar 5, 2020, 11:45 PM

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woot

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I heard they are kinda limited. :\

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their wifi stuff is amazing, they should stick to that.

brisk glen Mar 6, 2020, 12:07 AM

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@rain swift so I have 2 options

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Configuring a static IPv6 address that inherits delegated prefix or get a nas 😛

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I think Im going to get a nas 😄

hushed basalt Mar 6, 2020, 12:10 AM

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Ipv6 is coming for you

rain swift Mar 6, 2020, 12:26 AM

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do it have to have ipv6?

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whatever, get a nas

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excuses to buy stuff are always good.

sour escarp Mar 6, 2020, 1:36 AM

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Woot, got a few Shelly 1PMs today that I started messing around with.

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Just learned about these

rain swift Mar 6, 2020, 1:39 AM

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its a plug right?

sour escarp Mar 6, 2020, 1:43 AM

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No it’s that red thing

rain swift Mar 6, 2020, 1:43 AM

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yeah, what does it dooo

sour escarp Mar 6, 2020, 1:44 AM

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It’s a relay with WiFi and a web server that can accept switch input and works with 110-240ac

rain swift Mar 6, 2020, 1:44 AM

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nice

sour escarp Mar 6, 2020, 1:44 AM

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Or 24v-? DC

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Yah

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A million in one uses for it

rain swift Mar 6, 2020, 1:44 AM

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better find out lol

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yep

sour escarp Mar 6, 2020, 1:44 AM

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It’s listed on it. Just don’t remember

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I’m using it for 110 anyway

rain swift Mar 6, 2020, 1:45 AM

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ah

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I can't wait to start flashing things

scenic radish Mar 6, 2020, 1:45 AM

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Well if it isn't compatible the magic smoke will just come out

rain swift Mar 6, 2020, 1:45 AM

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will have some plugs tomorrow

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gonna set up a pi with a nodemcu tuya-convert station

sour escarp Mar 6, 2020, 1:45 AM

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Just thought of a cool use too. I have outdoor lights that are already wired into a light sensor (when they built the house). I can open up that sensor and put one in there.

rain swift Mar 6, 2020, 1:46 AM

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i love the idea of making dumb things smart.

sour escarp Mar 6, 2020, 1:46 AM

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Have the lights flash for various automations or be able to turn them off a night if I want.

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I do too @rain swift

rain swift Mar 6, 2020, 1:47 AM

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get my soldering iron tomorrow, learn to solder, then look out world.

shy comet Mar 6, 2020, 1:48 AM

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tuya convert station? sounds interesting lol

rain swift Mar 6, 2020, 1:48 AM

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there's gonna be an mcu attached to everything. 🤣

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yes

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there's a video where you basically set it up to just pick from a menu, put the device into fast join, and boom it gets flashed

shy comet Mar 6, 2020, 1:49 AM

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i gotta dive into this stuff...wife likes the idea of automated oil diffuser

rain swift Mar 6, 2020, 1:49 AM

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you can do them in mass lol

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I have 2 of those bath and body works deals coming tomorrow with the cheap smart plugs I have to flash

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I'm not sure if these actually come with some oil lol I may have to go get some.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B079FQRL8G/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&th=1#customerReviews

hushed basalt Mar 6, 2020, 1:52 AM

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Anyone using the ikea zigbee switches

rain swift Mar 6, 2020, 1:53 AM

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nope...just one so so hue dimmer.

hushed basalt Mar 6, 2020, 1:54 AM

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rain swift Mar 6, 2020, 1:59 AM

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don't those only connect to the bulbs

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 2:40 AM

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🎵 Just stay home from the ball game. 🎵
🎵 Keep away from the crowd. 🎵
🎵 Buy me some Purell and facial masks. 🎵
🎵 If you contract it, you'll bleed out your ass. 🎵
🎵 Oh, wait maybe that one's Ebola. 🎵
🎵 Or, I could be thinking of SARS. 🎵
🎵 There are one too many diseases. 🎵
🎵 So, please stay far! 🎵

rain swift Mar 6, 2020, 2:48 AM

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I think corona got everyone.

hushed basalt Mar 6, 2020, 2:54 AM

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trail crag Mar 6, 2020, 3:24 AM

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📎 3qrhbq.png

tough igloo Mar 6, 2020, 3:30 AM

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Is there a “where are they now” for all the people featured in memes?

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 3:34 AM

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@tough igloo like this? https://www.boredpanda.com/popular-memes-now-vs-then/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 3:39 AM

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tough igloo Mar 6, 2020, 3:39 AM

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Lol that’s great! Thanks @forest edge I think that will get me through the rest of this Friday afternoon at work.

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 3:41 AM

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covid19

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Emoji-ized it 😄

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I read a couple years ago the "WAT?" lady died

scenic radish Mar 6, 2020, 3:44 AM

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goodness lol

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 3:44 AM

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That one sucked, we always used to laugh about the different variations people came up with.

scenic radish Mar 6, 2020, 3:45 AM

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WAT

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who else remembers the stop girl

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 3:45 AM

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https://pics.me.me/thumb_65-wat-65-wat-65-watt-light-bulb-49927002.png

📎 65-wat-65-wat-65-watt-light-bulb-49927002.png

scenic radish Mar 6, 2020, 3:45 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/stop-girl-fan-gif-4275361

Tenor

Stop girl

▶ Play video

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https://www.reddit.com/r/TheStopGirl/

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 3:47 AM

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Lmao 😂

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 3:53 AM

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well it's good to know the government is taking a proactive stance on all the fraud coronavirus cure scams lol

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 3:55 AM

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Speaking of Mr. Silver? That's the only one I've heard (so far).

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Doesn't stop the hysteria and people running down to the store to stock up on toilet paper and napkins. 🤷

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 4:10 AM

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so now they are saying cat5e can handle up to 5Gbit. love how they change their minds what cable can handle what just before releasing new hardware to get people to buy

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 4:14 AM

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Honestly you can get 10Gb/s over CAT5 depending on length of run. If it's a couple feet, there's no reason you can't get 10Gb/s on properly specced (not thin run crap) cable.

hushed basalt Mar 6, 2020, 4:27 AM

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But why tho

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Short runs would mean patch cables so you might as well get cat6

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 4:28 AM

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All depends on what you've got on hand, and if you feel like upgrading.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 4:30 AM

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I see no mention of 10g running over 5e but considering they say 5gb over 100m on 5e now is possible then why the hell not lol

valid halo Mar 6, 2020, 4:39 AM

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With the power of FIB(TM) technology.

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anything is possible

scenic radish Mar 6, 2020, 4:51 AM

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so no one likes my rube goldberg machine huh? 😢

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 4:52 AM

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junk often gets overlooked around here, you may need to post it in the appropriate channel to get noticed

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oh wait, i don't see a #garbage channel

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jk

scenic radish Mar 6, 2020, 4:53 AM

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OH

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 4:53 AM

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🔥

tough igloo Mar 6, 2020, 4:53 AM

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I thoroughly enjoyed it. Better than Justice League for sure

scenic radish Mar 6, 2020, 4:53 AM

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odd comparison, but i'll take it

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GWcorbinHolyFuck

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 4:54 AM

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jfc that's nightmare fuel

scenic radish Mar 6, 2020, 4:54 AM

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deep fried

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GWprytrShaqreal

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 5:34 AM

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ohhh the shelley 3em whole house device looks promising.

scenic radish Mar 6, 2020, 5:44 AM

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The what now? GWspenderPaiSmug

hushed basalt Mar 6, 2020, 5:47 AM

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5G never existed before

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So of course they couldn't say cat5e did it

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They're not changing things just because of new tech

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But I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole

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If you want greater than 1G you really just need to upgrade your structured cabling.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:00 AM

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they are releasing 2.5 and 5 explicitly because of the cost it would take rerun wiring for many businesses and consumers

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course don't take that out of context, releasing lower branched speed below 10 only makes them more money but many wouldn't upgrade just to meet 10g when you don't even need it

hushed basalt Mar 6, 2020, 6:02 AM

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Cat5e is rated for 100Mhz and no cross talk specification

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It will be a shit storm trust me

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:02 AM

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I'm not complaining at all for the simple fact my home is wired for 5e so it just means my wiring will remain relevant for that much longer lol

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no idea what it will be

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without testing it and seeing

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:03 AM

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You guys and your fancy network wired houses. pffff 😄

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house i live in was built in 1956, they hardly had phone wires in this house.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:04 AM

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yea but your home is also likely easier to fish wire through because of it's age

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:04 AM

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yeah it's not bad. basement was unfinished so we got to run a few where it mattered most.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:05 AM

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one of the few upsides of older homes, they didn't know what insulation was let alone had any ideas of putting anything between inner walls and floors lol

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:06 AM

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Lol I'm stripping and covering any phone Jack's I find

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Coax too

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:06 AM

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why

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oh cause of thedraft lol

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:06 AM

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I will never use them and I like the look of a cover plate better than a phone jack plate

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:07 AM

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suprise you didn't find a secondary use for the phone wires if your not using them lol

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:07 AM

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Coax I'm removing with prejudice though

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Eh, they're all serial

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:08 AM

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yeah the 3 TVs in the house are all wireless now (Roku Stream Sticks) except the one in the living room (for DVR functionality). it's actually nice to not have to figure out how to get coax to a place you don't have it.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:08 AM

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copper is copper and juice is juice lol

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:08 AM

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It's a big loop, not much you can do with rhat

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:08 AM

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I would never be rid of coax

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way too many uses

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:08 AM

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if you still have service, they serve as a powered line if your electricity is out. can charge a phone or flashlight with phone line 😄

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:08 AM

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I haven't found the ingress point at least

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Eh, it was all shittily added by a Telco who didn't give a shit

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Ie through the exterior wall from the outside

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If it was actually done correctly I would consider keeping it

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No service

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:10 AM

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oh they ran it around the outside then in through the walls?

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:10 AM

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Yup

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:11 AM

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yeah that's the norm where i live too. line coming down from power line pole, straight through the wall of the house.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:11 AM

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they still do that shit, annoying. why i prewired my house with coax when i remodeled and removed that outside crap

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:12 AM

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Yup, if I were to gut this place and start over I would run the coax

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:12 AM

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fiber lines can't get here fast enough. always puts a smile on my face to see a technician worth his salt do a nice, clean fiber install.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:13 AM

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now they are saying coax is capable of 10g

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so you don't need fiber

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:13 AM

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My fiber run was decent but then they accidentally cut the line when they were installing my neighbor 2 months ago. Haven't re-burried it yet

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Is there a new DOCSIS revision?

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:13 AM

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so Cat5e is 5Gb/s and coax is 10Gb/s? what a world we live in. snrk

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:13 AM

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4

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docsis 4 can do it

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:13 AM

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Oh neat

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Last I paid attention it was still on 3.1

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:14 AM

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my DOCSIS 3 (Arris SB6183) can do 686Mb/s just we don't actually have a company capable of providing that. it's either Spectrum (up to 300 or 400 Mb/s over coax) or Verizon or AT&T for 1Gb/s fiber

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:15 AM

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Spectrum claims 1g here

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:15 AM

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that's solid. does TV come over the fiber then at that point?

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you'd need a different cable box I assume

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:15 AM

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No idea

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I went art for fiber since they're more likely to actually hit their claimed speeds that way

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Att

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:16 AM

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this article says that 4.1 would even support 25G lol https://stopthecap.com/2019/06/25/cables-docsis-4-0-symmetrical-broadband-coming/

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:16 AM

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Also I don't do tv

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I keep YouTube tv around for some hockey games but then I turn it off for the summer

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:17 AM

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course that interference crap will come into way more play as they increase this shit so it won't be all fluffy bunnies for everyone

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:17 AM

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Yup

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:18 AM

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i remember when Spectrum gave everyone "free" upgrades when they upgraded their own networks from bonded coax to fiber, simply because they could deliver 100x the bandwidth in the same amount of physical space. was a nice gesture.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:18 AM

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lol yea

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:18 AM

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was Time Warner Cable when that happened I think but yeah the speed was nice without the extra $$$

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:18 AM

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I rode that wave

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:19 AM

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basically 10x'd our speed for no additional cost.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:19 AM

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I also remember paying 50 bucks for 30 down and 10 up or 5 up, don't remember which it was

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:20 AM

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90 for gig symmetrical here

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:20 AM

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this was before the fiber boom

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:20 AM

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i remember going from AOL dial up to Insight Broadband cable.. was like "Holy crap I can play Diablo II while you're on the phone? This is awesome!"

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:20 AM

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Lol

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:20 AM

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lol aol

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:20 AM

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Yeah, we jumped from dial up to fios

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:20 AM

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ikr? my mother still uses the Aol Desktop Gold thing

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creature of habit.

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which is hilarious because she insists on getting a new phone yearly.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:21 AM

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I remmeber when fios came out and wasn't an option for me but had friends who had it.. bastards

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:22 AM

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We were stuck for a bit because they killed dsl before rolling out fios

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:22 AM

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yeah we waited out the dsl train because it was terrible coverage when it came out. literally 5 minute drive away from aunt who could get it, and we couldn't.

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cable came through, we hopped on it.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:22 AM

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was a lot of neat innovations that came with fios. shit everyone has now but was neat then lol

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:23 AM

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Apparently it was using dsl protocols in the back end which is strange

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:23 AM

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lol

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:23 AM

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Not sure if that is still the case

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:23 AM

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saving money they would use shoe string if they could

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:23 AM

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Yup

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Telco: no corner left un-cut ™️

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:25 AM

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we joke about that at work, our datacenter running on salted kite string. 🙂

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on a good day it takes 10 seconds to SSH to a terminal that's a 3 minute walk away

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:25 AM

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Ouch

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:25 AM

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isp are cheap asses

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:26 AM

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i'm sure it's mostly all the monitoring and VLANning and routing and whatnot we have layered on top. it's insane.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:26 AM

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many still think we wouldn't even gotten our upgrades through twc/spectrum if it weren't for the pressure from google

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:26 AM

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this is true.

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:26 AM

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Definitely

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:26 AM

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Google did our city wrong though 😐 (Louisville KY)

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:26 AM

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That's the only reason att fiber is here (Charlotte NC)

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:27 AM

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they came in, wrecked streets downtown (left huge long trench lines in the streets, patched but not the best), and pulled out.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:27 AM

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that where they did that new method of fibver lining that tore evverything up?

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:27 AM

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mhm

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:27 AM

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that sucks

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if that had worked tho..

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:27 AM

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Yeah, that would have been killer

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:27 AM

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well, they had to pay a big fine so 🤷 maybe they'll think about it next time? i wish it would've worked out.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:28 AM

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I have google fiber literally on 3 sides of my suburbs but google stopped expanding before getting to me

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:28 AM

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Lol they learned the wrong lesson. They're no longer deploying at all

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:28 AM

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they had a lot of pushback from companies refusing to let them access their poles. then the FTC deemed poles a utility like electricity and water and they had to allow it.

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yes 😐

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Google has very severe ADHD.

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take a thing, obsess over it for a bit, kill it.

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:28 AM

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Cough messaging services cough

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:28 AM

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😄

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:29 AM

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i probably should be thankful tho

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traditional cable tv is still more reliable than ip

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:30 AM

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It is not worth the cost at all

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:30 AM

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the cost becomes muddy when you want certian channels tho

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:31 AM

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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If the show is only available online through a bespoke streaming service I obtain it through other means

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:32 AM

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lol "other means" yea I know what your talking about

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:33 AM

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I have Netflix and Amazon and that's more than enough

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:33 AM

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it would be nice if there was a service where you literally picked every channel you wanted and paid accordingly than dealing with different bundles you have to add too

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:33 AM

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yeah same. those two plus Youtube (not even Red) are enough to keep me entertained when i'm bored of other stuff.

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:33 AM

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Bundles are enforced by the content holders

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They will never let that go because they would lose a fuck ton of money

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:34 AM

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piracy is back on the rise the last couple years because of how so many companies have their streaming services now. it's like reversed the work Netflix and Hulu and whatnot did, having so many deals. problem is each company wants to make the most $$$ so they pull out and consumers end up losing in the end.

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yep.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:35 AM

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I don't think it ever went down lol

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but yea the sheer amount of diffrent streaming servvices all wanting to be paid is dumb

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:35 AM

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Nah, it actually did for a while there except for game of thrones

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:35 AM

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who the hell pays for cbs go or whatevver it's called lol

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:36 AM

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No one

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:36 AM

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exactly

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why so why they doing it lol

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:36 AM

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Especially considering star trek is available on Amazon in the rest of the world

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:36 AM

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I can see the disney+ thing ONLY because of kids

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:36 AM

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Even then

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:37 AM

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hopefully something will burst and they will stop that crap or at least bring the prices down so it's more like how it use to be which was "affordable"

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:38 AM

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They'll all fold and they'll start having to renegotiate with Netflix from a position of weakness

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:38 AM

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yeah in the end, now at least, it's more expensive to get the channels you used to get bundled.

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only difference now is you can get on demand more stuff than you can with a cable subscription but it's still not worth the cost.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:39 AM

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I saw netflix still does dvd's lol

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:39 AM

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Netflix have a lot of original content which are pretty good though, if you're adventurous.

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:39 AM

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Hence the use of "other means" spiking

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:39 AM

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that blew my mind

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:39 AM

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lmao really. that's neat.

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i remember when they went up from 8/mo to 12/mo but still honored their agreement of the "we won't charge you more for 2 years" thing

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and 4k is even more too. and more screens.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:40 AM

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lol yea

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then it was like 14/m or 16 i don't remember

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:40 AM

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Their 4k HDR stuff is really slick though

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Same for Amazon

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:41 AM

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we did amazon prime for a month cause it was free and I really didn't see much on there

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:41 AM

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I have the internet and display for it

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:41 AM

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i was shocked when Youtube started doing 4k how great it looked on a 120Hz 55" 4K TV.

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kinda soap opera feel but when you get used to it it's awesome.

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:41 AM

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There are a few gems on Amazon. I have prime for the shipping though

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:42 AM

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amazon is kind of under fire atm

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:42 AM

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Expanse, carnival row, good omens were all good

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Atm? More like always 😛

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:42 AM

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i did watch good omens, that was good

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:42 AM

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🙂 i sucked the blood out of the student thing, used it for like 6 years before they finally were like "dude you've been with Amazon for long enough as a student. you've surely graduated by now. It's $120 a year now guy."

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:42 AM

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lol

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:43 AM

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Lol

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:43 AM

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the 50% off was sweet though. i was really in college when i started, just never changed my account to non-student until they "caught me"

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:43 AM

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can't remember if that show the boys? was on amazon or netflix.. about the dirty super heroes and the guy who was set out to kill them lol

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:44 AM

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Oh that is on Amazon and was awesome

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:44 AM

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I would think the second season would be coming out soon

wet pilot Mar 6, 2020, 6:44 AM

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Should be

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:45 AM

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yeah they said it's coming back.

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such a good show.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:45 AM

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well crap if thats on amazon may have to do another month when that drops lol

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:45 AM

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god those eyes at the end. that was a visceral ending.

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(trying to not spoil it)

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 6:46 AM

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it was dark lol

hushed basalt Mar 6, 2020, 6:49 AM

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It's good

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Karl Urbans accent was fucking awful though

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:55 AM

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https://www.facebook.com/www.JOE.co.uk/videos/2672787522765551/

Facebook

JOE.co.uk

Karl Urban's cockney accent in Amazon's The Boys is absolutely diab...

Karl Urban's cockney accent in Amazon's The Boys is absolutely diabolical 😱🤣

▶ Play video

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You're (not) welcome 😛

clear ferry Mar 6, 2020, 6:56 AM

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Karl Urban

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🤢

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:56 AM

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It's like casting a not-~~dis~~differently-abled person to play a ~~dis~~differently-abled person. Like you couldn't, in all of the world, have found a more fitting actor?

hushed basalt Mar 6, 2020, 6:58 AM

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It would have been fine if they just made him American

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He can do American

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Being British was totally irrelevant.

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 6:58 AM

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Yeah but as we all know, tough guy accents get the point across more. 🙂

hushed basalt Mar 6, 2020, 6:58 AM

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Are you staying Americans can't be tough :D

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forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 7:00 AM

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I think they just wanted to keep him sounding as he does in most of his other movies

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 7:02 AM

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Jason Statham doing Cockney -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WvIwkL8oLc

Who wore it better?

YouTube

Learn English with Papa Teach Me

Learn the Cockney accent with Jason Statham

*Ok... We couldn't afford Jason Statham, so we got what we could afford!
Learn aspects of the Cockney accent and even take a little test at the end!
If you like the video, be awesome and share it!
Use the subtitles if you need them! ...You WILL need them, trust me!
Don't for...

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And now Youtube probably thinks I'm interested in the Cockney accent. Dammit.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 7:04 AM

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could be worse, it could think you are interested in the "cock"

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every video showing up like this https://youtu.be/-Tcp1mWZ9fw

YouTube

Jimmy61487

Beef Supreme!! Dildozer

▶ Play video

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 7:06 AM

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Karl Urban - a New Zealander playing an East Londoner for an American TV show. 😂

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yeah or something called "cock knee", which although I refuse to search it, i'm sure exists.

hushed basalt Mar 6, 2020, 7:09 AM

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How often do y'all read books

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Non fiction

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 7:10 AM

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pssh read

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 7:10 AM

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not enough, i'll admit. i've listened to two audiobooks in the last 5 years or so. i tend to get into podcasts though.

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 7:10 AM

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I absorb my knowledge through osmosis

clever mortar Mar 6, 2020, 7:11 AM

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Non-fiction, whenever I need to. I probably read three or four of those a year on average.

brave panther Mar 6, 2020, 7:11 AM

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reverse osmosis, over MQTT ?

hushed basalt Mar 6, 2020, 7:11 AM

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I'm reading Turn The Ship Around atm

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It's interesting. It's a leadership/management book written by a nuclear sub captain

clear ferry Mar 6, 2020, 7:12 AM

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I have a terrible cockney accent

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But my Yorkshire one

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handgesture

hushed basalt Mar 6, 2020, 7:12 AM

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Norwegians are only known for their aimbotting cs:go players

clear ferry Mar 6, 2020, 7:13 AM

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pepoThink

clear ferry Mar 6, 2020, 7:47 AM

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Demonstration of poorly distributed weight affects the travel of a trailer: - https://gfycat.com/unlawfulsaltychinesecrocodilelizard

Gfycat

stalwartrabbit

IMG 3481

▶ Play video

clever mortar Mar 6, 2020, 7:55 AM

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Bonus points if you move the weight close to the tow hook, so that the front wheels of the car start to lift...

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Trying to drive a car in that state is ... interesting I'll tell you 😬

clear ferry Mar 6, 2020, 7:56 AM

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Haha

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I drove away a hundred kilos of mortar blocks from my back yard

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The.... Weight was too far back to begin with

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Funny to see the rear tires try to fly

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Moved it more forward handgesture

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But then it was too heavy there

clever mortar Mar 6, 2020, 7:58 AM

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Yeah, there's an art to loading trailers

clear ferry Mar 6, 2020, 7:58 AM

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Yeah, ended up with two trips

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jesus

forest edge Mar 6, 2020, 8:07 AM

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trailers have hitch weight max and axle weight max. here in the US although doesn't happen very often it does happen that people will overload the front half of the trailer between the hitch and the axle and then break like the ball hitch not understand how the weight distributes

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that demo dosen't even have a pin where the weight should actually go

hushed basalt Mar 6, 2020, 8:19 AM

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Should be about 10% of trailer weight on the hitch iirc

sour hare Mar 6, 2020, 9:09 AM

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just out of curiosity does anyone know why checking via CLI takes longer then checking via the UI
That's for ha Core when i run ha core check

clever mortar Mar 6, 2020, 9:10 AM

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#330944238910963714 might, but it's likely because the UI skips stuff

sour hare Mar 6, 2020, 9:11 AM

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let me ask there since it really intrigues me 😄

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thanks thinkerer, always there to help

chilly goblet Mar 6, 2020, 10:52 AM

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@fading zodiac 👋

fading zodiac Mar 6, 2020, 10:52 AM

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@chilly goblet 👋

clear ferry Mar 6, 2020, 2:31 PM

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last dirge Mar 6, 2020, 3:58 PM

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i18n is a pain in my ass

scenic radish Mar 6, 2020, 4:09 PM

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Today is going to be mostly busy work 😒

boreal pewter Mar 6, 2020, 4:09 PM

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I would like to have busy work again

scenic radish Mar 6, 2020, 4:10 PM

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Have at it, take mine

boreal pewter Mar 6, 2020, 4:10 PM

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Share some and I do some freelancing at yours for 150 an hour

scenic radish Mar 6, 2020, 4:10 PM

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Hard no.

last dirge Mar 6, 2020, 4:10 PM

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unless he pays you 150 an hour

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😉

boreal pewter Mar 6, 2020, 4:10 PM

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Nah his boss

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company

last dirge Mar 6, 2020, 4:11 PM

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I mean you pay him

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seeing how he's got what you need

clear ferry Mar 6, 2020, 4:11 PM

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You can have some of my 50-70 hour weeks that are fully booked for 4-6 weeks

boreal pewter Mar 6, 2020, 4:12 PM

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I would simply decline over-hours just like I did until now 😄

scenic radish Mar 6, 2020, 4:12 PM

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Yeah I'll sell you my workload for today for $150/hr

clear ferry Mar 6, 2020, 4:13 PM

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Some overtime is nice with $90 per hour PepeLightsabers

scenic radish Mar 6, 2020, 4:13 PM

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Damn son

boreal pewter Mar 6, 2020, 4:13 PM

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For me the first 8 hours of a month overtime is being cut off to 0

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Thus I just don't

clear ferry Mar 6, 2020, 4:13 PM

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I have all hours paid

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Got stuck in traffic today, two hours overtime

scenic radish Mar 6, 2020, 4:16 PM

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Assuming a 2080-hour year my hourly rate based on my salary is $31.50...

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Can't complain though. Weekly net pay is around $950

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Paid every Friday which is dope

clever mortar Mar 6, 2020, 4:18 PM

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Also depends on where you live, as that could be an awesome salary, or a I'm going deeper into debt just trying to live

scenic radish Mar 6, 2020, 4:18 PM

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Just outside Chicago...

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Glad to say I'm doing fine though

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Mortgage is $330/month 😄

boreal pewter Mar 6, 2020, 4:19 PM

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It's also a question on how you live. Considering, I earn more than my parents and my uncle , doing also good and not too bad paid jobs. Also in regards to others I do earn.. very well. Just for germany.. it's always too less. And my high life standard does not help there saving...

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I'm like

📎 Shut-up-and-take-my-money1.png

scenic radish Mar 6, 2020, 4:20 PM

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Lol...

low harness Mar 6, 2020, 4:22 PM

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”What’s an eeyesdee?”

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scenic radish Mar 6, 2020, 4:31 PM

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What?

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R u broken

last dirge Mar 6, 2020, 4:35 PM

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@low harness hahaha