#the-water-cooler

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wet pilot
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That isn't a thing here for the most part

brisk glen
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Side by side?

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Wtf

wet pilot
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Switched

brisk glen
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That is not a thing here

hushed basalt
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Bog standard

wet pilot
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Yeah we don't have the switches

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Our standard

hushed basalt
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Our plugs are gigantic too

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Makes power strips a mess

wet pilot
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Double gang with 4 outlets aren't uncommon

hushed basalt
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Rare here

wet pilot
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Most residential won't do it

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Commercial will

hushed basalt
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Single outlets are common before a decades ago

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This is a common sight under peoples desks or behind tv cabinets

wet pilot
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Gross

hushed basalt
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🀒

brisk glen
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Dam

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Bluetooth or WiFi outlets

hushed basalt
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There's nothing you can do. Just neaten it up as much as you can and shove your two powerboards somewhere hidden

brisk glen
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Bluetooth uses less energy but WiFi costs $10 less -.-

hushed basalt
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Zigbee

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Never bluetooth!

brisk glen
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I’m allready Bluetooth..... got a zibbee hub that will work with HomeKit and the banned topic?

hushed basalt
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Just get a zigbee2mqtt compatible gateway and never look back

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What do your power strips look like

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Say one feeding a desk or tv cabinet

forest edge
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power strips look the same, we just don't have them bunched like that usually lol

hushed basalt
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I mount mine under the desk

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Still messy if you sit on the floor and look up, but atleast it's mostly hidden

brisk glen
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Meh, I need a hub, I keep mucking with HA too much

hushed basalt
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Unless someone is standing far away

brisk glen
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Something it can connect to over IP and be cool

forest edge
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if I needed that many outlets i'd build my own panel if there wasn't something already on the market that did what i needed

brisk glen
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Bluetooth it is

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At least HomeKit Bluetooth is documented

forest edge
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but then at some point you gotta be careful of how much juice your pulling through a single outlet those are plugged into as well

brisk glen
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I have an odd HA HomeKit hybrid

hushed basalt
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Build your own panel?

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Not an option here, unless you spend 4-5 years becoming an electrician

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Our typical outlets support 2400w though which is great

forest edge
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yea it's pretty common here for us to build our own stuff lol

brisk glen
forest edge
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you'll see all kind of crazy things, hell you find antique furniture with modified cutouts for inserting a plug back when electricty started making its way into people's homes lol

brisk glen
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This supports like everything lol

hushed basalt
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Build your own panel?

forest edge
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proprietary hubs 🀒

brisk glen
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Too lazy

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HomeKit Bluetooth it is

forest edge
wet pilot
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Yeah

forest edge
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I would have just wrote, hubitat and walked away lol

wet pilot
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Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

valid halo
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speaking of electricity

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I hear BACK in the DAY in the UK items would be sold with a wire and no plug. You'd wire up a plug manually at home

forest edge
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that wouldn't suprise me lol

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here lamps were often assembled in parts so it was common to see all kinds of scary cords coming off people's bought/makeshift built lamps lol

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heck i got WWII bomb that was converted to a lamp

wet pilot
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It's actually code in my state to hard wire the dishwasher

forest edge
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really?

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thats weird

wet pilot
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Yeah, it's dumb

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There's a switch to cut the power

forest edge
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they don't come with anything you always have to wire something to it, but here you just wire a plug to it then plug it in under the sink

hushed basalt
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I have a WWII bomb lamp

wet pilot
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There's a loose cable coming out of the concrete that was direct wired

hushed basalt
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My grandmother made the shell in the factory

wet pilot
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The replacement added a junction box

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Janky as hell but apparently code

forest edge
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@hushed basalt thats cool, mine was brought back from a family member who was in it

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where would you locate the switch?

valid halo
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Did she just take it home as a memento?

wet pilot
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In the same box as the disposal

forest edge
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if the wire came out fo the floor

hushed basalt
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Pretty much Doctor

valid halo
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Gosh

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My memento was lame

wet pilot
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Directly above

hushed basalt
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It was just a shell

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Not live

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or casing or whatever you call it

valid halo
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I took a coffee cup that was undrinkable from being used as a pen holder for months

forest edge
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so you'd have to tear aprt the front to gain access to the box just to manually turn it off (exception breaker panel)

hushed basalt
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I need to convert it to LED though'

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It's got a sketchy bayonet mount in it and wired up with figure 8 cable

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super illegal

wet pilot
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Nah, the switch is above the counter

forest edge
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ohhh

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I understand now

wet pilot
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It's clean but still dumb

forest edge
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yea I don't think anything except ac/furnace is hard wired here

wet pilot
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Last state I lived in used an outlet like a normal person

hushed basalt
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Ovens and stovetops

forest edge
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not that there is anything wrong with it per say, just more of a pain of swapping stuff out but not any less safe

wet pilot
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Yup. I like that there's a junction box now at least

forest edge
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our stoves are plugged in as well

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only ac/heating type uints seem to be hard wired

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when you get someone difficult in here you just push @scenic radish in the crossfire

scenic radish
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It ain't much, but it's honest work.

forest edge
proper swift
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sigh. why must every vendor of ups/pdu/power bits have their own proprietary serial cable and pinout? ffs.

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I mean crap. can't they just have a !@#4ing db9?

scenic radish
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Ooh! APC ftw. Standard USB

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I have APCUPSd running on my pi. USB connection to the UPS

proper swift
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yeah.. !@#$ APC. I spent 4 hours yesterday guessing at the wiring for an APC console cable that was RJ22!!!

tidal bronze
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APC here as well

proper swift
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modern APC's are less awful admittedly

tidal bronze
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RJ45 to USBA

proper swift
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yeah.. but.. just to point something out. WTF is with the rj45 on that? couldn't just make it a usb port?

scenic radish
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I like mine. USB-B to A

tidal bronze
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Lol

scenic radish
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Came with the cable too, conveniently

tidal bronze
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Gotta get APC on the phone

scenic radish
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PRINTER CABLE

proper swift
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right.. I have a pretty recent one and it's rj45->usb. have fun when you lose that cable. also, they have many variety of rj45->usb A

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I just want DB9 or that printer style usb. this tripplite trash has a !@#$ing DIN8. sigh.

scenic radish
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The one I have has that

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USB-B to A

proper swift
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thats good. thats how they should all be.

scenic radish
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APC BE600M1

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Yeah I'm not sure why they'd use any other cable lol

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Especially rj45 to USB. Wtf is that shit

proper swift
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right?

scenic radish
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AFAIC that's a proprietary cable

proper swift
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it's not even a serial usb dongle. it's a USBHID, so, it's a literal pin and wire cable.

scenic radish
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Good lord

proper swift
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right? I'da forgiven a serial port that had a trick usb dongle

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at least rj45 serial ports are semi-standardized

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but yeah, the RJ22 made my brain bleed and now this new device has a DIN8, so, that should be fun to guess at.

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and bonus points for using an rj22 and only using the center 4 pins, just to make it confusing. πŸ™‚

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I have a DB9 breakout board wired into a breadboard, and then a bunch of cables wired into that so I can test different combos until I win.

tidal bronze
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So chromecast audio is selling for $99 πŸ€”

wet pilot
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rofl

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RIP

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still a little pissed google killed them off

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i should have picked up another when they were being fire-saled

hushed basalt
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Wah

tidal bronze
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I had like 2 can't find it and desperately need one 😦

wet pilot
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probably plugged in to something

tidal bronze
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Yep. Was searching for it all day Sunday

wet pilot
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is it online?

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πŸ˜›

tidal bronze
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Sadly no

wet pilot
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lame

clear mirage
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So today at work I was helping a coworker with a spreadsheet, this person is at another location, so ask her if she can send me a screenshot.. well she ends up printing the page and scanning it to me

tidal bronze
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That's the only way I can sync GA speaker group with whole house group. Anything with HDMI too much latency

wet pilot
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yeah, i have one plugged in to my main receiver

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i need to set my automation back up to have it turn on and change the source of my receiver

tidal bronze
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I am now planning to sync 2 x AVR and GA SPK group.

hushed basalt
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Can't you adjust the sync

wet pilot
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how close are the receivers?

tidal bronze
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Within GA yes but AVR to GA group needs analog audio

wet pilot
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might be able to sling spdif between the 2

hushed basalt
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So using hdmi from a chromecast can't work?

wet pilot
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it lags quite a bit

hushed basalt
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More than you can adjust?

tidal bronze
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Whole house audio is from Garage. Another AVR in family. 9 GA speakers

wet pilot
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enough to be obnoxious

tidal bronze
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HDMI sucks

wet pilot
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hmm, probably too far for spdif then

tidal bronze
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yep

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I do have spdif to cat5 that I don't use since ARC is just a joke πŸ™‚

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but the conversion ads lag for audio sync

wet pilot
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i've had good luck with ARC

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yeah

tidal bronze
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Mine always worked but not enough BW for new codecs

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ARC 2.0 is all over the place

wet pilot
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ah, i'm on hdmi 2.1 now so its not been an issue

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1.4 would be iffy though

forest edge
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chicken bacon with ranch.. mmm

tidal bronze
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lol

wet pilot
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my receiver is still 1.x so i have to have everything plugged in to the tv :/

tidal bronze
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Even spdif can't handle DTSHD

wet pilot
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yeah, 6ch only

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need HDMI for anything advanced

tidal bronze
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Yep. All my equipment is in the garage so CAT6 to 4KUHD HDBASET all over

forest edge
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doesn't it take two lines to run the 4k?

tidal bronze
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Not anymore

forest edge
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oh thats nice

forest edge
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oh only cat6+ supports single line, i see

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I had thought about using coax to run hdmi signals all over the house eons ago when i remolded but back then a single pair of adapaters was like over a grand a piece so was like f that lol

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and that wa slike 720p days

tidal bronze
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Yep no idea what to do with coax now

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But there was a time with 3 x RG6 for component video runs and whole house distribution

forest edge
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can still use existing coax lines to run all kinds of things. it can handle everything net to audio, ir ect

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power

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lol

tidal bronze
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All cat5 now for me even for IR distribution

forest edge
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suprise fiber isn't snaking it's way out

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I guess it has it's downsides as well isuppose

wet pilot
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startup costs are higher but the bandwidth is awesome

tidal bronze
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Guess CAT covers most of the bases, perhaps with increasing video BW fiber will come in to play.

wet pilot
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LTT just ran fiber through his house

forest edge
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as long as fiber has been around, there really isn't any reason for it to be any diffrent than even cat in terms of costs. maybe they are intentionally holding it back for that extra thing to spring on people to force change or something

tidal bronze
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Yep, like everything else πŸ™‚

forest edge
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which is nuts cause fiber been around for like 50+ years lol

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well not that long but you get the idea

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CLOSE TO 40 I THINK IT IS

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caps lock

tidal bronze
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Other than multiple TrueHD/DTS-MA on plex I don't see the use of it yet.

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And then that would be 10g switches etc πŸ™‚

forest edge
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they will invent something new for that

tidal bronze
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oh and 10g NAS as well

forest edge
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some kind of hdmi/thunderbolt/apple garbage hybrid

wet pilot
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DP

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apparently dp over fiber is native

tidal bronze
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Or you getting hands dirty with premier 8k video over LAN

steel urchin
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i have fiber in every room but i don't have any plans for it

forest edge
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tape a flashlight to one end then go look at the other end with awww'ness

tidal bronze
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🀣 +

steel urchin
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lol

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we used to do that in the lab all the time with smaller lengths of the stuff... i once made a thing i remember from my childhood

forest edge
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lol tape like a globe to one end that's vvisiable like in a living room then rgb led at the other end controls by HA, and use it the colors coming from the globe like a notification light lol, centralized lol

tidal bronze
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You on a roll or what ? πŸ™‚

forest edge
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if you had all the fiber lines bunched together you could construct somethig that would only pass the light to certian lines for certian things, it could actually work lol

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all off a single rgb light that notified every room in a home that has fiber going to it lol

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he said he didn't have any plans, i just gave one lol

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crap now i iwish i had fiber ran through the house. i would totally use that as a whole home notification light lol

valid halo
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Dang

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You guys have such ambition

forest edge
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makin use with what you got lol

scenic radish
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I have an 8-port switch πŸŽ‰

last dirge
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windows "Night Light" or f.lux?

wet pilot
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nightlight has been good enough for me

last dirge
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I had f.lux on my laptop

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this seems just as good for my casual usage

hushed basalt
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I'll be running cat6 when I get a house

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Then multimode for places I could take advantage of 10gbe

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Mainly computer areas, possibly a shed etc

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No coax though. Haven't used FTA Tv in like 7 years

ocean mirage
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I've had 1000ft of Cat6 for a year now and havent run it

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too lazy

hushed basalt
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Hehe I beat you

ocean mirage
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reran the DSL line as a form of troubleshooting

hushed basalt
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I bought a box of cat6 for my mums house back in like 2010

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Did one run with it :D

ocean mirage
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haha

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got me beat

hushed basalt
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For anyone thinking of running their own. Pro tip

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Use keystone patch panels not ones with the modules inbuilt

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So you don't have to take out the entire patch panel to add/replace/repair

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Plus you can mix and match

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Cat6, LC, coax, rj12, whatever you need

ocean mirage
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thats too refined for me

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im just gonna come in through the ceiling of my cupboard housing the switch and terminate to rj45 jacks directly into the switch

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less bits

hushed basalt
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🀒

ocean mirage
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for now its only gonna be like 4 cables, might re-asses one day

forest edge
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I got those insert patch panels

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mounted it to the wall

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looks like a data center setup, gross for residential lol

ocean mirage
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my plan is gross anywhere

forest edge
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house is ran with cat5e

ocean mirage
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gotta pinch those pennies

forest edge
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just wish I knew then what I know now which is I should have ran a cat5e or more cable to ever knook and crany in the house lol

proper swift
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keystones are nice

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I luckily did run cat5e to every corner of the house. I use a bunch of them just for onewire sensors.

last dirge
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also punchdowns on a patch panel

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terminating RJ45 is for suckers

forest edge
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@proper swift yea it nevver dawned on me to use the wire for other stuff, ./smacks forhead

proper swift
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I found you can carefully crimp a bare ds18b20 into an RJ45 plug

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so I have a few just, rj45 plugs right in the jacks almost invisibly

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@last dirge You can cheat and use an IDT punchdown tool on keystone jacks. πŸ™‚

last dirge
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I use a hockey puck and a 110 tool for keystone jacks

proper swift
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yep. works great. I did discover recently that leviton keystone jacks become brittle after about 10 years. very unhappy with that.

last dirge
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hahaha

proper swift
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went to insert one the other day and it shattered

last dirge
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did you store them in direct sunlight?

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or an attic?

proper swift
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nope.. in a box in a closet

hushed basalt
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What on earth is an IDT

proper swift
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its the telco style punchdown strips on the back of patchpanels

hushed basalt
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You mean IDC?

proper swift
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yes that

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πŸ™‚

hushed basalt
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;) I'm not that bad of a telco tech

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I'm pretty sure 110 and krone are the main two types

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Not interchangeable, unless you like packet black holes

proper swift
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IDC is the room they are in. πŸ™‚

hushed basalt
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We call that the mdf room

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Insulation displacement contacts

proper swift
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PCMCIA. that's my excuse.

hushed basalt
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Keystone is just the connector type, as in the mounting

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Nothing to do with the terminal strips

proper swift
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that I know, I mean you can use the tool to do the jacks faster

hushed basalt
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How else is it done haha

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🀒

last dirge
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with the shitty little plastic "tool" that comes in the package

hushed basalt
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🀒 🀒 🀒

forest edge
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lol plastic tool

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I bought a cheap 110 at the hardware store

proper swift
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they teach people in school to use the plastic tool, or to actually use the little protector things to do the insertion which takes thor's strength and usually breaks

hushed basalt
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Your school should be illegal

proper swift
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Yeah I was horrified when I saw the students doing that

hushed basalt
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The caps are just to stop them falling out. Unless it's some sketchy connector that uses it for termination

ocean mirage
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we had a networking class in high school

last dirge
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I got a cheapo Ideal tool

proper swift
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I think I have the ideal one too.. blue and yellow. πŸ™‚

forest edge
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ideal i think it what i got too lol

ocean mirage
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some kid who paid no attention was away when we made ethernet cables, so he had to do it in the side room in the next lesson

hushed basalt
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Anything with decent machining and a spring mechanism will be 10000 times better than that plastic crap

ocean mirage
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ended up cutting through a bunch of fiber with scissors

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or trying to at least

hushed basalt
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You want that daclunk to know you have the right force

last dirge
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gotta use a hockey puck too

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or you end up with horrible imprints in your palm from the pressure

hushed basalt
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Hehe good tip

proper swift
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I usually use a piece of tile and do it against the wall

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so I don't crush the drywall

last dirge
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hockey pucks are indestructible though

hushed basalt
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That's why keystones are good you can terminate on a table then put it into place

last dirge
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how much slack are you feeding into the wall?

hushed basalt
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And for wall runs I'd just do it on my toolbox

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I'm talking about the patch side

proper swift
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amusingly, I have a pair of 24-port PP's coming in tomorrow that I need to wire together. should be fun doing 48 punchdowns

hushed basalt
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Have you done the runs

forest edge
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how is there not some battery operated auto tool for that these days lol

hushed basalt
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In labs there would be

proper swift
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no.. this is basically going from the back of the rack to the front to make the wiring cleaner

hushed basalt
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Not gonna lie 8p8c is a pain

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Solid conductor rg6 is super easy with the right tooling

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Strip, compress, done

proper swift
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I hate working with the shielded CATV cable. miserable to get the ends on

hushed basalt
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Cat6 you have to keep everything as short as possible outside the jacket and keep the twists intact as humanly possible

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@proper swift the ones with the pins?

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Stranded cable is a PITA. Solid conductor is easy as though

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Those pins fffuuuuuu

proper swift
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yeah, just because the shield mesh makes the outer jacket large and it doesn't want to insert into the connector

hushed basalt
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Might be a tooling or connector issue

proper swift
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luckily I odn't need to make anymore of those.. hopefully ever

hushed basalt
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Also put the cylinder bit over it before you strip

proper swift
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I think it was the heavy duty stuff

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I did one of the basic rg6 wire ones like from a directv cable and was like "is this how easy it's supposed to be?"

hushed basalt
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RG6 is a boon though. It has no place in the modern home

proper swift
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yeah, which is why I'll probably never do another one. all my runs of it are done and terminated, and mostly useless

hushed basalt
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:D

proper swift
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could probably run 12v light power over one

hushed basalt
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There are advantages of just having conduit in the walls,

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One of my friends had that in his new house

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So he could run stuff later

proper swift
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conduit would have been nice

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I wish I had followed through on my idea of running a few multimode in specific places

scenic radish
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@forest edge ΰΌΌ ぀ β—•_β—• ༽぀

proper swift
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though I have zero clue how to terminate a MM cable

hushed basalt
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You don't

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Not domestically

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You need fusion splicers and all sorts of fun expensive stuff

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You buy preterminated cables and feed them into couplers

proper swift
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thats what I thought

hushed basalt
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And manage the coil in your rack etc

scenic radish
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just when i think i'm tech savvy someone throws around the term "fusion splicer"

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πŸ‘‹ πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈ

hushed basalt
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And even with fusion splicers they just splice them onto an existing cable

hushed basalt
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So they'll like cut a patch lead in half and splice it onto that then put it in a coupler

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Then a patch from coupler to equipment etc

proper swift
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eons ago one of the field techs at a place I worked taught us (well, let us flail badly once) to do a glass fiber splice with that microscope tool. that was fun, but not something I'm suited for.

forest edge
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holy hell i couldn't image that lol

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I don't even see how that would evven work

proper swift
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it was a super cool tool. lined them up under microscope, cut, then fused

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mine was almost capable of conveying data!

forest edge
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would think the fushion would distort it too much

hushed basalt
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Basically you cut the fibre with a high precision cleaver

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Like a mini guillotine

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And you put it inside this glass ferrule thing

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^do that step before the cleave

forest edge
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now we know why packetloss is still around with so much fiber about haha

hushed basalt
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And the machine grabs each end, lines up the fibre with a microscope and servos and then hits it with an arc or something

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It's been like 10 years since I've done it so I'm a bit rusty

proper swift
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he was saying that every splice adds basically X feet to the "length" of the cable

hushed basalt
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The high tech ones will also actually bend the fibre before and after the splice

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And feed in light into the fibre without breaking it, and take it out

forest edge
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I would think some kind of coupler would be better

hushed basalt
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To measure the loss at the splice

forest edge
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but then i guess not

proper swift
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I thought the couplers were worse?

hushed basalt
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But how would you couple two bits of fibre

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Without connector on them

forest edge
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I dunno, hard to picture fusing two pieces of glass together perfectly to begin with it's literally mindblown because the slightest thing would cause too much distortion imo

hushed basalt
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Hence the precision automatic machine control

proper swift
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that same job, I had to order a single spool of 14 miles of singlemode fiber for a job (was a purchaser back then). it was a million dollars. AT&T had to shut down the factory for 2 days to make it.

hushed basalt
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Why so long in one run

proper swift
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I have no idea. some crazy govt contract that specified it

forest edge
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who else could afford it lol

proper swift
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early 90s

hushed basalt
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Must be so the sneaky russians can't tap in easily

proper swift
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city of tuscon IIRC

hushed basalt
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Or some idiot designer

proper swift
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The guy from AT&T told me "yeah, so, we have to shut down the factory, and then, it takes us like 3-5 tries to make the cable, because sometimes it glitches in the middle of the extrude and we have to start over"

forest edge
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ouch

hushed basalt
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Painful

forest edge
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sure they just cut that into predetermined legths and upsold them lol

hushed basalt
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Those clients who make things extremely difficuky

proper swift
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I'm sure they kept it, but yeah

hushed basalt
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Not sure

proper swift
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My boss was like "get 3 quotes" and I was like "well, umm.. AT&T are the only people on the planet that can do this"

hushed basalt
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Ask them three times

wet pilot
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lol

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1: $$$$$$$
2: $$$$$$$$
3: $$$$$$$$$

proper swift
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I had a quote from Anixter for cost +5%, Graybar for cost +5% and someone else for cost +5%

forest edge
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lol

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ask 3 people and the first two are just getting it from the third

wet pilot
#

pretty much

proper swift
#

the last guy was like "yeah, the at&t rep said, oh it's for them here"

hushed basalt
#

Copy paste

steel urchin
#

what are we talking about? i need distractions from real life

hushed basalt
#

I remember when people would ask us for quotes for stuff only we had

#

Then our competitors would ask us for quotes half an hour later

steel urchin
#

"To be, or not to be" is a good quote

proper swift
#

and the owner was so happy about his 1.1M contract.. until I told him the cost of the spool....

hushed basalt
#

95% for competitor and 100% for the rando,

wet pilot
#

2.5MM

hushed basalt
#

So you make almost all the money and don't have to deal with randos

proper swift
#

$995,000 I still remember that number because it was crazy to buy something that big. πŸ™‚

wet pilot
#

lol

hushed basalt
#

In cash

#

Quarters

wet pilot
#

wire transfer

#

better triple check that account number

steel urchin
#

small non consecutive bills

hushed basalt
#

Wire transfer the money to pay for the transport costs to move the money

forest edge
#

all in pennies please

proper swift
#

eons later, when I built my current house.. I had to write a check for 116,000 for framing. that was actually way more impacting because it was my own money.

wet pilot
#

when the cost is measured in tons

hushed basalt
#

You Americans use cheques a lot hey

wet pilot
#

certified checks for big stuff

#

mostly debit/credit cards these days though

steel urchin
#

cashier check sure

#

like buying a house

hushed basalt
#

What about like if you're a contractor or freelancer

steel urchin
#

cash

wet pilot
#

paid our down-payment for our house via debit card

hushed basalt
#

Do companies send you cheques in the mail

#

Lol cash

proper swift
#

writing that check out was painful

steel urchin
#

but it's so weird carrying a piece of paper worth 750k in a folder

wet pilot
#

actually, no, they wire-transferred it into escrow

steel urchin
#

like... it should feel heavier 🀣

wet pilot
#

haha

steel urchin
#

stamp it onto some steel bitches

proper swift
#

heh.. steel checks

#

that would be awesome

hushed basalt
#

Why not just transfer

steel urchin
#

because i don't want to hand money to someone until i'm damn well ready to

#

wiring you have to do before you close

wet pilot
#

eh, it went into escrow. if it sits there long enough it starts gaining interest

#

though if it does sit too long you have a different problem

#

we were 2 days from suing our sellers

hushed basalt
#

Anyways I have to study

#

Have fun fellas, and Tediodore

wet pilot
#

cya

steel urchin
#

i need to find a lawyer again... stupid contractor making threats about a mechanical lien

wet pilot
#

heh

steel urchin
#

later mayne

#

smarts++

hushed basalt
#

Mechanical lien?

#

You murricans sure like your litigation

wet pilot
#

sometimes the threat is enough

steel urchin
#

basically claims he did the job and wants his money, puts a lien on the house

#

in TX there's nothing stopping a contractor from filing a lien, it's on the owner's obligation to invalidate the lien

wet pilot
#

courts in tx are all sorts of fucked

#

one district in tx is single handedly enabling patent trolling

steel urchin
#

yeah...

hushed basalt
#

Litigation bullies

wet pilot
#

though i think that judge got censured

#

the whole "lifetime appointment" thing is BS

#

at all federal levels

steel urchin
#

yeah all positions should have term caps

#

you're serving the public, go remind yourself what it's like to be in public

wet pilot
#

yup

scenic radish
#

no u

wet pilot
#

term + age limits i think are important (and will never happen)

steel urchin
#

πŸ‡³ πŸ…ΎοΈ πŸ‡Ί

steel urchin
#

i think the lower the chain the less need for age limits, but otherwise i agree... president shouldn't be in his 60's talking about what's best for the next generation

wet pilot
#

gotta make it global or it isn't "fair"

steel urchin
#

i'm not opposed to it

#

but actually a 21yo judge would be unwise

wet pilot
#

"no federal position may be held by a person above the federal age of retirement"

forest edge
#

nothing wrong with 60 lol

steel urchin
#

no experience, barely knows the law

forest edge
#

wtf is wrong with you

#

you don't want some 20 year old president, that much i can promise you

steel urchin
#

lol true

wet pilot
#

there's a minimum age for house, senate, pres

#

in increasing order

steel urchin
#

yeah, just speaking in hypotheticals

wet pilot
#

but if there's a lower bound, there should be an upper bound

forest edge
#

maybe within your guys lifetime there will be some kind of radical change in how it all works

#

I doubt it

#

but who knows

steel urchin
#

i thought we were there already

forest edge
#

no

steel urchin
#

next will be a homeless guy

#

then someone who's lived in their mom's basement their entire life

#

oh i misread... "in how it all works"

wet pilot
#

ain't nuthin gonna happen

forest edge
#

never underestimate Independence Day

wet pilot
#

baring a "designated survivor" type event

scenic radish
#

So. Thoughts on network security and VLANs?

#

Edgerouter arrives tomorrow

forest edge
#

we'll get everything worked out and live in paradise then die instantly to a massive collision with a meteor

steel urchin
#

no comment

wet pilot
#

i haven't bohered πŸ˜›

brisk glen
#

@scenic radish no vlans

#

thats an X

#

you cant vlan without suffering

forest edge
#

^ this dude knows

#

he has 100 of them

steel urchin
#

lol it's like he has an alert for the term

forest edge
#

lol

brisk glen
#

issue is the Gbit backplane for half duplex

#

and I just got on discord lol

steel urchin
#

literally came out of nowhere Michael 🀣

brisk glen
#

I tend to lurk πŸ˜›

#

srsly tho, @scenic radish if you vlan... its a router on a stick setup which means all traffic crossing vlans goes through that router

forest edge
#

Tediore gonna have a vlan for each individual device you watch

scenic radish
#

Michael doesn't like my hardware choices

brisk glen
#

im fine with it, just know your limitations

#

@forest edge shhhh I do that now .. almost

forest edge
#

lol

scenic radish
#

@forest edge "splitting up your config network"

forest edge
#

only if it was that simple lol

brisk glen
#

500 Mbit pipe shared across several lans including your net is a bad idea

scenic radish
#

Well in that case I'll just enjoy the fact that I will actually have a proper router

steel urchin
#

it's 2020 Tediore, be prideful in your decision making!

brisk glen
#

you can probaly have a LAN and a IoT lan

#

and maby a server lan......

#

possibly

#

no more tho

steel urchin
#

i was considering doing a vlan for video stuffs

#

but then i opted to not do video stuffs

brisk glen
steel urchin
#

although this doorbell will have onvif support so that WILL be on the network... either way, should be fine for a single device

brisk glen
#

I did my video stufs

scenic radish
#

I really just want a VLAN for my IoT devices that aren't restricted to LAN only

#

Please tell me you can restrict devices to LAN only on the ER-X...

forest edge
#

psh codex i'm just gonna pipe it's rtsp feed into motioneyes and block the camera from the internet lol

steel urchin
#

lol forgot my hair was orange... talk about a "woah" moment

brisk glen
#

@scenic radish should be fine for that

#

@scenic radish and yes... I think?

scenic radish
#

Half of my ~25 clients are restricted to LAN only

#

Thx

forest edge
#

lol

brisk glen
#

my NoT network is lan only with no internet access

scenic radish
#

don't laugh at my small client count

forest edge
#

Tediore got so many devices wanting to talk to china his current router blew up

steel urchin
#

in tomato i have to do that by mac, how do you do it?

brisk glen
#

mac?

#

oh you mean block internet @steel urchin ?

steel urchin
#

media access control

#

πŸ˜›

#

y'know.... that address assigned to your hardware?

brisk glen
#

yes...

#

do what?

steel urchin
#

yeah so was curious how you're blocking on your systems

#

the royal "you"

brisk glen
#

a vlan that is denied internet access

#

aka NoT

steel urchin
#

right, and your method of denying?

brisk glen
#

every IP ever

steel urchin
#

routes?

brisk glen
#

achualy

#

I just drop all traffic

forest edge
#

use the parental controls tab haha

brisk glen
#

lol

steel urchin
#

that works

forest edge
#

it actually does lol

steel urchin
#

i mean that's essentially what i mean by mac address filtering

brisk glen
steel urchin
#

parental controls is just scheduling around that ty pically

brisk glen
#

in my lan in portion

#

traffic goes in, firewall looks at the rules and go no.. no internet access for you

steel urchin
brisk glen
#

or any other vlan access unless I make another rule

steel urchin
#

that's basically what i'd do in my setup

scenic radish
#

block yo shit

steel urchin
#

also, don't know why my theme stopped working... annoying

brisk glen
#

everything I do is based on 802.11x and vlans

scenic radish
#

Petition to rename #nodered to #nodebread

brisk glen
#

I auth IoT devices based on mac addresses on the PSK WPA2 network

scenic radish
#

This is important stop what you're talking about everyone

brisk glen
#

@scenic radish I vote yes

steel urchin
#

i vote why

#

i don't even understand why it's called RED in the name

scenic radish
#

Why not

forest edge
#

someone says toaster and tediore had a lightbulb go off lol

steel urchin
#

i mean... it's made by ibm

scenic radish
#

Toaster? I hardly know her!

steel urchin
#

you'd think it'd be node-blue

forest edge
#

took you a bit to find that one lol

brisk glen
#

I tried to use nodered

#

my OCD hated it

scenic radish
#

@forest edge on mobile

steel urchin
#

it made me rage

#

the fact that you can't properly abstract things kinda made me crazy

forest edge
#

did it make you rage codex? no red did that?

scenic radish
#

Alright so one yes, one why, and one who cares what Sonoma thinks

#

Majority rules

steel urchin
#

and i hated having to put my LAT/LONG in over and over, when it already lives in HA

brisk glen
#

@steel urchin I rather have it in a outline format

steel urchin
#

same

scenic radish
#

Heh long

steel urchin
#

the very rare occasion in my life i'm preferring config over code

forest edge
#

learn python

#

upgrade

brisk glen
#

I keep looking at using swift as my way to automate HA

#

πŸ˜›

steel urchin
#

python is a poor man's language

scenic radish
#

ree

forest edge
#

yup and we're poor

scenic radish
#

Mini ree

wet pilot
#

if you can get a swift webhooks client you can make it happen

steel urchin
#

and appdaemon breaks every best practice you can do in architecture so... i can't back it

brisk glen
#

@wet pilot indeed, thats the easy part

wet pilot
#

@steel urchin they just re-did a bunch of stuff for 4.0

steel urchin
#

is it released?

wet pilot
#

today

steel urchin
#

is that the version i was looking at?

wet pilot
#

or yesterday

#

no

steel urchin
#

ah ok, will look again

brisk glen
#

tell me if its decent now

forest edge
#

here we go again on reinstall...

#

down the only road he's ever known..

wet pilot
#

heh been decent enough for me

steel urchin
#

EAD Sonoma πŸ˜›

brisk glen
#

every time I have tried to use appdaemon... it was broken with the current HA update

forest edge
#

lol

wet pilot
#

been stable for as long as i've been using it

#

only gotcha was the change to LLAT

brisk glen
#

been about 2 years now

forest edge
#

phnx running version 0.62 or something lol

wet pilot
#

started around there

scenic radish
#

Version 0.62 of what Sonoma?

wet pilot
#

HA

scenic radish
#

FORBIDDEN TOPIC?

wet pilot
#

{{ forbidden }}

#

hmm

forest edge
#

oh?

wet pilot
#

{forbidden}

ocean mirage
#

backticks phnx

wet pilot
#

lame

hushed basalt
#

Reeeee

wet pilot
#

ah

#

nah, looking for spoiler

forest edge
#

and what makes version 0.62 FORBIDDEN_TOPIC may i ask?

ocean mirage
#

oh

#

double pipe either side

brisk glen
#

ill try to dockerize it again

ocean mirage
#

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wet pilot
#

asshole

hushed basalt
#

||no||

wet pilot
#

|| forbidden ||

#

got it

#

i knew templates fucked it but i couldn't remember which char did it

scenic radish
#

|| homet assistant ||

hushed basalt
#

City library, you think you can limit my data

wet pilot
#

lol

forest edge
#

lol

hushed basalt
#

Randomise mac, go

forest edge
#

leeching off the library

hushed basalt
#

So you think you can block meeee

brisk glen
#

dns tunnel

#

πŸ˜›

forest edge
#

I got a public scool nearby i could leech off it's wifi

wet pilot
#

eh, schools usually filter their wifi

forest edge
#

thought about using it for torrents once upon a time lol

brisk glen
#

@wet pilot depends

hushed basalt
#

Its mac based

brisk glen
#

my college does not give a shit

storm summit
#

I lived in an apartment complex when WEP was a thing. Free internet for life!

wet pilot
#

colleges don't give a shit

wet pilot
#

primary schools do

forest edge
#

not this one, these people are idiots, guest login is on the front door

brisk glen
#

@wet pilot I know, I work in one

#

we dont give a shit

wet pilot
#

lol

brisk glen
#

πŸ˜›

hushed basalt
#

If two people on a college campus are on different subnets

#

And they p2p

wet pilot
#

does your school also give out laptops/tablets?

hushed basalt
#

Where does the traffic go through

steel urchin
#

wait... master isn't dev... lemme check the 4.x branch

brisk glen
#

yah, but not my department

wet pilot
#

would be fun to see how many of the fuckers discovered porn

brisk glen
#

the library does it

wet pilot
#

heh

brisk glen
#

not the tech departments issue

wet pilot
#

librarian flaunting their masters degree?

steel urchin
#

nope...

brisk glen
#

lol no

#

they are cool... one has a 3d printer and was doing free prints in his office

wet pilot
#

that's pretty sweet

#

they do exist

forest edge
#

oh i need to look into that to see if this school has a 3d printer i could use

wet pilot
#

but they can be salty sometimes

brisk glen
#

the school paid for it πŸ˜›

#

cant be salty to your IT staff

#

soo much food bribes

#

its the chillest job I have ever worked

steel urchin
#

my wife's director of IT hates her because she has a mac... but she hates mac as well, just that the CEO said she has to have one because he has one

wet pilot
#

i saw in their release notes that they made some changes to the hassapi thing but i haven't really paid attention

#

what is your beef out of curiosity?

brisk glen
#

I like macs.....

wet pilot
#

i'm...not a fan

steel urchin
#

@wet pilot will follow up on that, lemme bash macs real quick

#

for individual use i mean, ok.. fine

hushed basalt
#

Macs are the devil

wet pilot
#

their interface is constantly inconsistent with itself

steel urchin
#

but for ab usiness, they're literally portable backdoors

hushed basalt
#

Devs loovvve their macs though

brisk glen
#

my sister stopped downloading viruses when she got one and its stupid easy to remote support help my mom

steel urchin
#

and they don't integrate for shit

wet pilot
#

i'm a dev and i fracking hate my mac

steel urchin
#

want MDM? too bad

brisk glen
#

fun fact.... networking team loves their macs

#

every single one of our guys have one

steel urchin
#

want LDAP? mmmmm chances are IT doesn't have patience for that

wet pilot
#

they give macs to all the devs. no ldap

steel urchin
#

want MS Office? Well I'm not goign to buy a single license for your bum-ass

hushed basalt
#

Just put everyone on mainframe terminals

brisk glen
#

@steel urchin its 365 now

hushed basalt
#

Problem solved

steel urchin
#

want anything that everyone else in the company wants, you're in your own land

wet pilot
#

i'd much rather have straight linux than mac

steel urchin
#

ok so maybe that was a bad example, i forgot about 365

brisk glen
#

you just log in with your company account

#

@wet pilot I thought I was that way...

wet pilot
#

but i was offered a choice between 2 macs and an under-powered windows machine. i picked the machine with the best hardware

steel urchin
#

there's a lot in the way of IT infrastructure that Macs just don't conform to...

wet pilot
#

but linux is "not supported" in a "don't do it" way from IT

brisk glen
#

my OS preference is macOS, GNU + Linux and anything else besides windows

steel urchin
#

but i'm also a believer in get what you want, so if you like mac, you deserve one

brisk glen
#

@steel urchin JAMF

#

it puts SCCM to shame

wet pilot
#

lol my company uses KACE

#

its bad

steel urchin
#

lol no one cares about JAMF

brisk glen
#

ew

#

all I have to do is net boot and reimage a mac

#

give it the right name and JAMF pushes everything

#

our SCCM deployment? naaaaa

steel urchin
#

if i have 2000 users on one system, why would i bother with supporting < 20 users on a MAC?

#

i have too much else going on

hushed basalt
#

Isn't HFS+ just dirty hack stacked on top of dirty hack

brisk glen
#

@steel urchin most VIPs use a mac

#

@hushed basalt HFS+ is dead

wet pilot
#

whats bad is, about half the company is on macs at this point and they don't do anything with them

hushed basalt
#

What's in use now

brisk glen
#

APFS

#

APFS is super nice

steel urchin
#

i've never worked in a company where a c-level uses a mac, because they just need it to work with everything

#

small or big

brisk glen
#

...

#

you never worked at a school

#

with media production

steel urchin
#

there's no VIPs in a university 🀣

brisk glen
#

that we wish to god that we can swap out with windows

#

@steel urchin There is here...

hushed basalt
#

Media production on mac is a pita

brisk glen
#

@hushed basalt I git logic pro X etc for only $200... its easy to do

wet pilot
#

s/on a mac//g

hushed basalt
#

Plus you're forced to use imacs at the only viable mid level machine

brisk glen
#

I use it to fix my moms old films

#

@hushed basalt did you forget the mac mini 2018?

#

I can kinda use an EGPU

hushed basalt
#

🀒

steel urchin
#

ok so anyway @wet pilot, my beef with the API is that it'll grow and grow and will change on you, thus breaking everything.. .the design is very explicit, and i'm very much a SOLID principal evangelist, and avoid opinionated frameworks.. making opinionated architecture based on your usage is perfectly fine, but i don't want it crammed down my throat

hushed basalt
#

Pcie x 16 3.0 for life

steel urchin
#

4.0 baby

wet pilot
#

fair enough

hushed basalt
#

TB3 is gross compared to pcie

brisk glen
#

.... Im rocking a mac mini now

wet pilot
#

i think they're trying for a bit of an "accessibility" thing
seems solid enough to me for now

brisk glen
#

best low power... powerfull desktop i have ever had

steel urchin
#

usb3.1 baby

brisk glen
#

plus I can never go back to windows

wet pilot
#

only reason i keep windows around is for gaming

brisk glen
#

.... 2 weeks ago a windows update nukes my windows work vm

#

@wet pilot Crossover (aka WINE)

hushed basalt
#

Get a pair of nvme drives, a couple of sfp+ interfaces, gpu, 3.5" drives, IO controller, etc

steel urchin
#

windows is great, honestly... literally one of the few platforms that are still continuing to innovate and adapt to modern times

#

OSX is almost the same as it did the day it came out

hushed basalt
#

And see how fun that is in the Thunderbolt world

steel urchin
#

like 12 years ago

wet pilot
#

heh are they really though?

hushed basalt
#

High cost low performance

brisk glen
#

@steel urchin and keep fucking shit up

wet pilot
#

i would like them to QA their damn code

forest edge
#

you guys know windows is going the direction of a linux structure right? lol

steel urchin
#

people don't like change, but change is good... everyone fucks up

brisk glen
#

@forest edge I call bullshit

forest edge
#

it'sd true lol

hushed basalt
#

Ansible in WSL can be a pita though

wet pilot
#

sure, but they've been fucking up a lot

brisk glen
#

they looked like it and went NOPE

steel urchin
#

Sonoma, it's been in linux structure since windows 2000

forest edge
#

I meant more full blown

steel urchin
#

their whole kernel is based on it

forest edge
#

the whole backend

hushed basalt
#

I'm trying to install docker desktop right now so I can actually run my ansible playbook

thick dragon
#

Windows 2000 was such a great turning point.

steel urchin
#

agreed

brisk glen
#

WSL 2.0 is a hyperv linux kernel because they were having IO issues

steel urchin
#

hyperv is awesome

#

freakin fast as hell

forest edge
#

the way they figure it, if they can do linux better than current linux then who would still use linux? lol

steel urchin
#

faster than kvm imo

brisk glen
#

so is vmware and avery modern vm tech

hushed basalt
#

It's not totally seamless though

steel urchin
#

in what context telco

hushed basalt
#

It's not a panacea for making everything work like it would in a pure linux install

#

There's a few edge cases

steel urchin
#

MS has done heaps for the linux subspace

forest edge
#

now

brisk glen
#

@forest edge oh idk, the fact that you have to pay per fucking CORE on the host pc and not the guest vm for a server?

steel urchin
#

probably more than the linux community itself

forest edge
#

but that wasn't always the case lol

brisk glen
#

windows gets expensive as hell

hushed basalt
#

Developing in linux is a lot easier but the desktop UX I've found meh across the board

steel urchin
#

now? like 15 years-ish

wet pilot
#

who actually cares about desktop ui though

hushed basalt
#

Everyone

brisk glen
#

I like mac because I can take the linux tools and use them

forest edge
#

@brisk glen but if they perfect it then it's a no brainer to shell out

steel urchin
#

eh, i use cinnamon for my WDE

brisk glen
#

err GNU tools

wet pilot
#

i've never cared

brisk glen
#

πŸ˜›

wet pilot
#

used i3 for a while

steel urchin
#

it's familiar and lightweight

brisk glen
#

@forest edge um no

hushed basalt
#

I think i need to go home with real internet

steel urchin
#

but really other than vscode and a browser, i don't do much gui in linux

brisk glen
#

its a nobrainer to use linux due to massive costs

forest edge
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well we'll know with the nexr decade

wet pilot
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vscode, terminal, browser, done

hushed basalt
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So I can install docker desktop and run ansible in a dev container

brisk glen
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redhat is pennies vs windows server

forest edge
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you can still get win10 for free

steel urchin
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i bounce to a tty term for terminal @hushed basalt

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jk jk jk πŸ˜›

forest edge
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which is theier primary source

wet pilot
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heh

brisk glen
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@forest edge SERVER

forest edge
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i know

brisk glen
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not your home lab crap

wet pilot
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lol no one sane runs RHEL as desktop

forest edge
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course when it comes to buisness it's going to be pay

brisk glen
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@wet pilot dua

steel urchin
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i mean have you USED RHEL?

brisk glen
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for servers lol

steel urchin
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i hate redhat and bsd

wet pilot
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centOS / fedora if you want rhel like

brisk glen
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windows owns the desktop enterprise market

wet pilot
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eh, not really these days

brisk glen
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linux owns the server market

wet pilot
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losing money like mad

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oh, sorry, desktop

hushed basalt
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Losing money to who

steel urchin
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don't try building products on redhat, you'll pull your hair out

wet pilot
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reading is hard

brisk glen
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lol

hushed basalt
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Murricans

wet pilot
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heh my company uses OL7 because they're tards

brisk glen
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windows is a special case for server market

wet pilot
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but they were using cent5 and got stuck there

hushed basalt
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I don't think I'd enjoy being a windows server admin

steel urchin
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we would have been better off running gentoo than cent/rhel

brisk glen
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MS is pushing hard for Azure

hushed basalt
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Although admin stuff in general isn't my cup of tea

wet pilot
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gentoo can be...interesting

forest edge
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@hushed basalt you'd get paid more lol

brisk glen
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... ill just take my sys/network admin ass out of here

steel urchin
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it used to be my distro of choice... was fun until it wasn't 🀣

brisk glen
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debian here

steel urchin
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i think they're about to start pushing out FTL to devs which could really make a wave in the market

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webrtc on crack

wet pilot
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i use fedora

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company is all rhel based so i'm used to it

steel urchin
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yeah debian based here myself

brisk glen
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fedora moves too fast for me

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I do like dnf tho

hushed basalt
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If you were a CTO of a brand new $1b company with 5000 staff in 5 states

wet pilot
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i'm a fan of dnf

hushed basalt
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What would you use for the tech stack for internals

wet pilot
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and don't mind firewalld

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@hushed basalt "depends"

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πŸ˜›

steel urchin
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well i was/am... but it all depends

brisk glen
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I am as well.. I just need a debian speed os with dnf

hushed basalt
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Corporatey corporate mccorporate

steel urchin
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what is the company's services/goal?

brisk glen
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centos takes forever

wet pilot
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lots of service contracts you can pick up

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apparently they're fixing that

hushed basalt
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Ignore their services etc

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Just for the internal stuff

brisk glen
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fedora is too fast

wet pilot
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fedora -> cent -> rhel

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is the new goal

brisk glen
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if they fix cent

wet pilot
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and they're actually going to do it

brisk glen
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what?

wet pilot
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if you can believe them

steel urchin
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define "internal" though

wet pilot
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fix the flow of features

steel urchin
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like pipelines and repos n shit?

brisk glen
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@wet pilot if they do that.... im moving to cent

wet pilot
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fedora -> cent -> rhel

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yeah

steel urchin
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devops basically?

hushed basalt
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Staff communications, reports, HR, marketing,

steel urchin
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doesn't matter, because i'm using docker through most of that

wet pilot
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O365/SFDC

brisk glen
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@steel urchin alpine linux master race

steel urchin
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oh that stuff... well again you gotta go windows

wet pilot
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or all web

steel urchin
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right

brisk glen
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o365 runs fine on wine now

steel urchin
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which, is getting better

brisk glen
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sooo

steel urchin
wet pilot
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could probably go full web and give out chromebooks

steel urchin
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yeah but you can't get mary from hr on linux and not expect her to fuck shit up

hushed basalt
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Does chromebook have corporate device management

wet pilot
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hook them up to business accounts and they pay attention to group policy

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they do

hushed basalt
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You gotta go office though

brisk glen
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office 565 is a must

steel urchin
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yeah, it's all baked into google accounts

wet pilot
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eh, at that level, most won't notice

steel urchin
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every google account has mdm to some degree

brisk glen
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if chromebook cant provide office... nope

wet pilot
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do the live shit

steel urchin
hushed basalt
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Most won't notice not having office?

wet pilot
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works "ok"

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at that level?

hushed basalt
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Office for android 🀒

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I've gotta call it, you need to be running office on windows, hands down

steel urchin
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install it and do a review telco πŸ˜›

brisk glen
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@hushed basalt outlook

wet pilot
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if we're talking your standard HR/admin type employee they won't miss most of the features of the fat office suite

brisk glen
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public folders

hushed basalt
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It's like if you're an graphics artist you have to use adobe

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There's just no competition

brisk glen
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@wet pilot um.... ours would

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a lot

steel urchin
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spreadsheets baby

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tps reports

wet pilot
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there are cases, but not everyone uses everything

steel urchin
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access databases with no security

hushed basalt
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Looks like someone has a case of the mondays

wet pilot
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rofl fuck access

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and fuck ms for still selling it

hushed basalt
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You would get destroyed on glassdoor if you tried to roll out o365 android to everyone

steel urchin
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but look at all the things i can do only on my computer!

brisk glen
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access can go die in a fire

wet pilot
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should have a long time ago

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dropped it after 97 since you couldn't migrate anyway

steel urchin
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i remember my first access app

hushed basalt
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Excel, word, outlook maybe

wet pilot
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ppt

brisk glen
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access is like filemaker

hushed basalt
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Everything else can die in a fire

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Filemaker?

wet pilot
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ppt?

hushed basalt
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Sorry

steel urchin
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cut checks for a garbage dumpster rental company

hushed basalt
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I thought you said firemaker

brisk glen
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except apple cut them off

hushed basalt
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Both statements are correct

brisk glen
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@hushed basalt I did for a min.... drunk now

hushed basalt
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Somebody should burn down the building

wet pilot
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nominates @scenic radish

hushed basalt
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you took my redwing stapler

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What is access for anyways

brisk glen
#

I lost count of the wine glasses

wet pilot
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shit ass dbms

brisk glen
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its a database

steel urchin
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it's a dbms, mixed with excel, and vbforms

brisk glen
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a shit one

steel urchin
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and their own QL