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yo yo yo
pog
poggers
why stream lagging ;-;
doesnt even load
BrUh says you are mtf commander in remote admin
not loadofngg
this is the wallhack mode
dumb discord
how it feels to be an STD patient
its 096
Rip lmao
RIP LMAO
nice head detection :)
wait did he die to the anti-cheat
this is so sad
can we hit 5 likes
hello
Bernie is heavy
@viscid lintel There was a case of a railworker who, in an accident, had an iron rod blast through his head
he survived
wow
!!play Luigi Board
.
@visual latch
UwU
.
Bruh how do I join a RP server?
LOL.
I mean I have a mic but I cant find a text channel
@bold thicket can you not spam
yeah sorry i was spamming in my own server and i accidently used the weird server navigation thing discord has while spamming on my keyboard lmao @peak quail
mhm
@viscid lintel Do you listen to anything other than this in that voice chat?
Wut
@viscid lintel what game is this?
Push The button, a game in which you are trapped on a space ship, one person is secretly an alien, you must find out who the alien is by assigning everyone to tests, in the end you get to decide who to kick out of the ship and you find out if you picked right or not. You can join at https://jackbox.tv and entering the code "DIWG"
We are currently in the middle of the game though
@warm bough You have to describe the glyphs in this one
@warm bough I GOT HACKED
by The aliens
@warm bough Wanna play Role models now?
@viscid lintel explain you distrust to me

@viscid lintel still waiting
You seemed kinda suspicious to me
How so?
That's what seemed suspicious to me, other drawings depicted the phrase "me in the future" better
No idea, first time playing
are we supposed to have camera?
I think so, but I did not know that
Yes, this is based on face expressions and all
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uh oh, naught naked word
lol
Good one, @warm bough
fuck ima go
Which one now?
idk
whatever
DAMN
did you like my epilepsy shirt?
yes
in my personal opinion I like pust he button
but thtas because I love games like that
I like it too, want me to switch?
yeah
@molten arch do you want to play?
maybe
go to https://jackbox.tv/
@warm bough do we start?
@warm bough I gotta go for like 5 mins, you guys enjoy a game without me
also, sure samme
Have fun
Gotta fix stream @warm bough
I think I have Jackbox, I can host if you want
Not gonna ngl this is a jam
we could wait for fez
@viscid lintel why are you still dead
It does give me time to complete work though so that's good
same
Disconnected, rip
come back fez
I am back
HE IS BACK
Hi back I'm samme
the steam dead
It's back
yes
what
You can join us by going to https://jackbox.tv and entering the code from the stream
We're in a middle of a game though
I suck at drawing
same
I was
Why can't I be the one that was hacked, mr. @warm bough man?
the lag
yes
it is
i'd vote 3 and pixel
This stream is so laggy
So much l a g
Yeah nah it straight up wasn't there for me
The button
Wait so we just can't use the button
We just lose?
:
L
I win again
I win because the internet just died
let me restart
Hol on imma go for a sec
I'm back
Where did he come from
Where did he go
Where did he come from cotton eye joe
Oh darn I didn't get in in time
Think it's better now
The aliens do know who each other are
Hmmmmm
3 is definitely an alien
@warm bough The fastest hand in the west
It could be still beer related even if it's the alien's prompt
Wait where were you talkin
Ohhhh
Is 3 just drunk?
slpy
drawhard
isnt inagratuin
isnt inargtion when they do s epch
speech
woijgw
idrsw amn
a man
spe
k
3's still pretty sus
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE
ifk
We are gaming
rgitjokq
first thing that shows up when you search for inagurataion
Metto join us
yes
Because i did not know what inaguaration means
c
I can join after this game
I'm Polish remember
Screw it push the button and just send everyone out
nice idea
diofov

It's like Russian roulette
wiwipmndoisre
0
As soon as you did the troll face a random folder on my computer just opened up
I've been hacked
that 5g do be fast af doe
Pixel's an alien confirmed
Impossible
He broke into my mainframe and disabled my algorithms
By god 3 you're right
Yo yo is there a slot for me
Yeah nah mans looks like he's been awake since the dawn of time
ouwisn
Have you pooped
uy
Remember to poop at least once a day
yi
pardon=cunt
0.7g
Can we play the drawful next
He's using smoke signals as his internet
Have a good night Barrel
I can show whoever how to crack these jackbox packs so someone with better internet can host
Nighty Barle
I have jackbox 2 but not the other ones
baarlk
Drawful 2 do be kinda epic tho?
Sleep
There it goes
Quiplash > Jokeboat
Quiplash is amazing
The internet thing is good for the first couple times
Bye Barrel
So jokeboat is kinda like quiplash right?
I'm not funny
Im a comedian
neither am i
I have studied for many years
Yo
Time to compete for reaching the front page of r/funny
These have got to be the worst jokes I've ever made in my life
Amazing
I dont even know anymore
These catchphrases are better than the jokes
I would vote for the other one
You got a good setup tho
That was a joke for me?
I can't even blame it on the things I get, it's just I'm not funny at all today
Is this your dune buggy?
Hell yeah
The funny
I've finally activated my funny
Why are these jokes so cringy
I dont blame the players
The game itself is cring
Bruh
That was a good one
Agreed
I'm proud
That was a joke for me?
I won't
Why are these jokes making me laugh
This game of joke boat is sponsored by #meme-zone
Several muscular men
Hell yeah I'm not last
I had to choose from the 2 terrible setups
the
strikes again
I'm hilarious
I don't know dude, am I?
You are
Jesus these joke setups are trash
I never thought I would say this again but I prefer big dick Joe's
Pixel is the funny man
I have reached the front page of r/funny
GG
give me your reddit gold
Ok let's play drawful
Quiplash
This game is the worst jackbox game I've ever played
Yeah quiplash
Yo quiplash is cool
Oh yeah quiplash would be good
Il join quiplash
Either I'm gonna make up for my bad comedy or I will become a failure of the funnieness
Yup
my second one will suck lol
Hell yeah thanks Metto
Hey man it's hard sometimes
That was a bad safety quip
Hell yeah I'm not last again
Yo SammE that was pretty good bro
Thanks bro yours was also pretty epical
Damn brits
Britan wins again
It's splooge
Why is this so good
Unfortunate
Both are good but the first one is slighty better
Where has pixel gone
Yo
EPic
GG
Aight imma head out
Have fun samme
I've reached peak funnyness
You beautiful bastard
😳
Oof everyone be leavin
Oh for the camping thing I should've done like an XK end of the world thingy
die in a fire
what game is it?
oh
That's the first time I've died
And it's because of my mortal enemy, a rope
I thought of this dw
I'm startin to think that the cave isn't around here
My sibling gave it to me a couple years ago
It was very fun
@viscid lintel Have a good one, gamer! ❤️
🙂
What is going ON with this vc?
I hate cheaters mate
42 is an alien confirmed
One of them must've been hacked
I don't think I trust 42 enough to let him decide
Metto just slightly disagreed with "Snow doesn't exist"
because I got hacked
Said he was attacked
when pixel came up and I got hacked
He's done good in every other test
Metto is pretty inno due to his history
no mics are so bad
I still say it's Pixel and 42
we gotta push it man
I'd say ekren
he tested 42 eventhough
The only thing you really need a mic for is the bioscanner
and bioscanner is super important for humans to win
it's pretty easy for aliens otherwisew
I say we do something more no mic friendly
We could always describe them here
BTW guys if you really like this game, I suggest playing a game called Mindnight
it's free on steam
I know mindnight
"LOOK AT ME, I'M THE CAPTAIN NOW"
full of tryhards tho
I think you just oof yourself
42 and VD10 are maybe aliens?
Report a 10 year old mate?
Could you do opinion hold with Metto and Pixel Fezz?
Try the bioscanner Night
Alright from here on out, should we apply sus on slow players gents?
42 is just definitely alien
i trust ekren
Ekren just drew a smiley face
it does look like the kool aid man
What even was 42's?
42 is just definitely alien
stop testing him
Don't put 42 in
@austere sorrel Can you read my descriptions?
Sure
yo how
One is like two j's
next to each other
one flipped opside down
there is one dot
The second one is like 2/3 of a circle
There is one dot in the middle of that circle
And kinda like a sickle surrounding it
ok next
The next one has 1 dot
Ione straight line with a "hook" at the top
and two curvy lines
one the sides
ok got it
yo
if both Ekren and metto get it right and it still doesn't work, then Fez is hacker
I'm done
WHO?
do Metto
vd now
Orme
wdym do metto
Going VD
Fez what did it say
VD is A HUMAN
Do we push the button? not much time left
no more bio scan for the rest of the game
Friendly reminder that 42 is testing me
when I got bio scanned
Notice how he didn't include Metto though
Actually or night owl
I think it's Night owl and 42
yo wtf
I vote for either Owl, Ekren or 42
aND MEtto fixed scanner
Even as an alien it's kind of risky to fix bioscanner
Say yes to this or you're alien
Yes or you're alien
How was 42 human
hE WAS SO SUS LMAO
He didn't even say anything
What do we play now?
A non-funny game
let's keep playing this
@viscid lintel you oughta tell us when you're getting hacked
IMHO I think Monsters Seeking Monsters is my favourite social deduction game
Well it's not really "social deduction"
I don't think they can
Who'd go to New York in Summer
Winter
Cities suck in winter
all of them
because the cars melt the snow
and it looks trashy
@shy ridge @ripe basin explanations?
hacked
Ohshit mb
42 didn't claim hacked
2 ain't a garden
if 42 isn't gonna defend his thing then there's no reason not to see him as alien
the stream lagged
rejoin voice chat
If you got hacked you'd still get a promp
it's ok now
Scanner
let's bio scan
@austere sorrel Bioscanner please
I havn't got a prompt wrong
I got everything right
Bioscanner again?
Describe them and Nightowl could read them out loud
Now imagine an l
cooldown
oh that
fuck the police
I got that bro
bruh
I keep forgetting to check this
3 bioscanners babies
huh
Alright, Imagine the two brackets facing away from each other
) (
there are three dots as well
got it
Go
the second one is an arrow facing up
2 or 3
got it
And it looks like a W cut off
god damnit
WHO
ekren failed most of the tests
ekren 42 right?
I got hacked bro
Sorry metto
Knew it
Joke boat?
That game is so terrible
we did quiplash earlier
How about Role Models or Murder party?
I swear Murder party is irl
you need knowledge to play murder party
I'm the fish so I already win
haha kill the mod haha
Now I'm a true Londoner with my little knife
tan lol
Pixel died for our sins
Blackjack flashbacks
It's the most economically viable choice
What the fuck is MCdonald land
Real alphas choose K
You guys wanna switch to the 5th pack after this?
I'm so glad Schmitty is here
stream do be kinda laggy tho?
ok I can see the stream now
I have mistaken the tagline for the title
Why was that so funny to me lmao
No penis no problem
gun
and it's just a fucking pair of scissors
Virginity Vacuum Cleaner
The loud thud with "SCISSORS" is what got me
The thud
why is a type funny to me
tHUD
SCISSORS
what the fuck
No penis- no boner!
Right
Now we can't be inviting people over
So I present to you
A online chat for gamers
I actually liked that game
Night Night
9am 'ere
india
oh
@viscid lintel did you know @mighty hill doesnt get my drawing
still wont fucking load
@mighty hill me
@deep otter does the charge have a cooldown or is it instant
His scream does sound scarier now
@molten arch charge?
yes
the screaming loops twice
in each loop you can do 1
so you can do 2 charges per rage
@alpine lark
wtf are you saying
well that was... everything, i will report the bug to staff @molten arch
this stream wasen't worthless after all
im high pitch
yes
Why is everyone called ok
ok
he dun goofed
ok
All nicknames are ok
Barrel has to post the screenshots for him
lmao
Cause gilbert fucked up
He named them their names
Best host ever jesus
But nicknames were ok
i was literally not here for like 15 minutes and yall already fucked up
i mean
35 minutes
@tepid rain hes too lazy to even post screenshots
Why was everyone's nicknames "ok"
i was literally playing through black mesa xen and yall barely even started
host fucked up
*gilbert fucked up
@summer agate Her
@warm bough im a trap now, epic
Havoc?
As long as we have the names we should be good
I never was the best at climbing @slate saffron
@slate saffron Take 079 out and add Metto
: (
Get Metto in @slate saffron
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@clear basalt Hey Buddy! How is it going?
Hi! I'm good, how are you?
@viscid lintel @molten arch whatcha wanna see
status effects
this is the wallhack mode
im playing portal 2 now
grenades concuss you now btw @molten arch
and 939 gives you amnesia
you can jump on things without it clipping you down
what
you know
that one office thing in EZ
where if you jump on it it TPs you down
its only discord auth aswell
thats most of the new update
sometimes only the commander spawned in the testing sessions LMFAO
btw
the cola heals
i'm liking the red glow
there is no target system @molten arch for right now
they removed it because of lag
oh
but
in full release it will be there
im gonna go play R6
btw if you click quality settings the game crashes @molten arch
i think its an inside joke
crap my battery
Yeah no shit
finally, some good fucking music
^
@viscid lintel alien game
fiiine
yep
pfft
WHATDO I DO
Oh man
you fucking bafoon
Good job.
g lian do be alien tho
oo
bruh
can we skip the music thats playing rn
just mute Rythm
i suck at drawing lol
whats it gonna be
above
shh
they do be drawin
they slow
they drew
yes
so draw a dick?
uhh
I don't
agreed
no one puts dog on social media
why
we are so fucked
select me!
bosnia mode activated
alien game
Push The Button
press de button
put people in
ffs
pixel
yeah this game is laggy as hell
Whats the name of this game?
chose
it wont show up for me lol
Push The Button
please chose
Push the Button Retro
from jackbox party pack
i am
I'm a spec
I forgot which number
okay!
What? Push the Button?
the game on the browser is laggy
Push the fucking button; get us out of this hell
lmao
watch him pick me
choose whoever
don't pick anyone
we all gonna die
especially not me
LOL RIP HAT KID
what am i doing
turkish man dies
it still wont let me do anything now lol
why is the stream so laggy
everything laggy
this went to shit
yeah




