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🥀✨ Now Hiring: Criminal Scum, Washed-Up Killers, and Burnt-Out Thieves ✨🥀
📌 Play-by-Post | Steampunk Crime-Fantasy | Revenge-Driven Narrative
📛 Campaign Name: City of Pleasure and Crime
🧙♂️ DM: Me (Cryptic)
📘 System: DnD 5e (2024 Edition)
📅 Date/Time: <t:1753419600:F> (PBP — post at your pace, check in daily preferred)
👥 Available Spots: 0/5
🎲 Preferred Player Experience: Novice to Intermediate
🔞 Preferred Player Age: 18+
🕰️ Setting: A decadent steampunk world where vice, metal, and magic intertwine
🏙️ Welcome to Sapphire Hills, the capital of the Nation of Pleasure and Crime. Here, the velvet-gloved underworld is ruled by five ancient crime families known as The Dinner Table:
🌹 Morgan Rose, the shifter queen of blackmail and poison
⚙️ Platinum Teeth, a hooded butcher-artist who turns people into living warforged
🧪 Burmon Cloves, master of alchemy, addiction, and mind-breaking spice
🎭 Lady Honeydew, entertainer mogul and mistress of illusion
🔥 Luthor Dreadbane, iron-fisted ex-warlord and arms dealer supreme
💀 The wars between them nearly tore the nation apart — until a regal masked figure known only as 0 the Monarch appeared and forced peace… for now.
But you? You were once part of this world — until they burned you.
Now you’re out, broken, and hunted.
Until someone saves you.
Now you're in a safehouse, surrounded by others like you.
And it’s time to get your get-back. 🔪
🛠️ Style & Themes:
Gritty, RP-heavy, character-driven story
Crime syndicates, betrayal, revenge arcs
Steampunk body horror, moral dilemmas, and the long con
Think John Wick × Peaky Blinders × Eberron Noir
🕵️♂️ Only five get a seat at the table.
Are you ready to take back what was stolen from you?
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