#🦞|rusty-memes

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earnest topaz
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sounds like William talking ?

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there aren't many old men in the Vanderboom family...

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it's not Aldous, we hear him later

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James dies early

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So does Samuel

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Albert isn't the type to talk about space time

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Frank, eventually, since he becomes interested in astrology... but again, dies early

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and Leonard is just out of the question for so many reasons

cold hearth
earnest topaz
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x)

wise kiln
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Wow! The fanmade trailer is amazing!! 😲 😍

tight iron
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owo, whats this? (goes into shock and collapses)

cold hearth
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Laura entered Cutthroat kitchen but she took it too literally

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((Im so sorry))

zinc mural
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lmao

tight iron
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WH EEZE

cedar sandal
tight iron
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HFKSKFKS UR SO RIGHT

cedar sandal
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We're brave fans
New Movie
but not brave enough fans for this!

cold hearth
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Can i confess something?

cedar sandal
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I hope it isn't about Dale

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but go ahead

cold hearth
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and i want the RL staff to see this..

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I want Dale to say "fuck"

cedar sandal
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oh, well

cedar sandal
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oh god, no

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didn't meant it as spoiler

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whoops, sorry

cold hearth
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Nobody is gonna get this joke unless they know Estonian a little but
William is reborn
He gets a choice to choose his gender
Mees lll Ei naine
He chooses "Ei naine"

earnest topaz
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what ?...

cold hearth
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Ei naine means No a woman

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if its literally translated..

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and Mees means well man.Pretty much im saying he didnt understand what he was gonna choose..

earnest topaz
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.-.

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eh ?

cold hearth
nocturne relic
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JAJAHABAVANAAK

bitter wagon
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i...how...just...how did this picture happen

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and yes this is pretty much dales relationship with fish

cold hearth
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you can see a small hole in the ice (gonna tell you more in the cabin about this)

bitter wagon
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ah so he is one of those people who dive between ice holes?

cold hearth
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yes

cold hearth
zinc mural
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Lmao

tight iron
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a JFKDG

nocturne relic
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KWWHSVAKAO

earnest topaz
tight iron
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FJSJFKKDKFKDKKSLF

vagrant thistle
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lmao

red sierra
cold hearth
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Rusty lake Paradox:

cedar sandal
nocturne relic
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Jsnsjakakaaja

cold hearth
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"Maybe mostly bcs they are dead..."

zinc mural
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But Laura's always talking to Dale

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your p o i n t

cold hearth
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"rarely"

bitter wagon
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she was a suicide victim, those usually cooperate with police after their death

cold hearth
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i guess Laura was a rare case...

cedar sandal
zinc mural
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true, accurate, valid

bitter wagon
nocturne relic
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jkhjgfdxfgcfgvjhbjlbhv

cold hearth
nocturne relic
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OH MY GOD

earnest topaz
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.-.

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turns out, Albert took it way too literally

bitter wagon
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(Pretty sure Samuel and Ida didn't die virgins)

cold hearth
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Albert did tho

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Possibly..

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By the virgin i meant "Albert" not Samuel and Ida

earnest topaz
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Leonard was most likely virgin

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I think

restive yacht
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if they didn't have leonard

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ida could've died a virgin

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but be dead as a nonvirgin

earnest topaz
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Unlikely since... You know... Usually around this time, people didn't wait very long after being married

bitter wagon
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nowadays they dont even wait until marriage smh 😛

cold hearth
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True but meh who cares these days

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as long as you are 18+

bitter wagon
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yeah ofc
imagine marrying someone just to do the do and then you realize you dont even like them that much

earnest topaz
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You do know that some people can't even wait 15 nowadays ?...

cold hearth
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Yeah ik..

bitter wagon
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i don't judge, as long as it's legal in their home country and they are not forced by their partner

earnest topaz
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@bitter wagon
The worst thing is, you can't divorce and/or remarry

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I mean you CAN but it's not seen as normal

bitter wagon
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yup thank god we have that nowadays

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otherwise we would have to stick with good ol' homicide

earnest topaz
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X)

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Even then, like I said, can't remarry

cold hearth
earnest topaz
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wat

tight iron
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heLP I cant stop thinking about a geekenders-style Rusty Lake Musical Parody

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Dale needs a ballad or WHAT is the point tho

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GOD CAN U IMAGINE THEATRE AS ONE BIG VAUDEVILLE NUMBER

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dale: [fearfully does the Charleston]

nocturne relic
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VUUGXTZRRFHJKK

tight iron
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they get canes and hats but the canes are made out of human bones

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that you have to make yourself after cutting off a mannaquin’s leg

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cause that’s just how rusty lake be

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and there’s a trapdoor in the middle toenail that leans to the bottom of the ocean where u can stab an octopus and use its ink to dye ur suit black

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@ RL DEVS HIRE ME

earnest topaz
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Ok, I can't agree with you on the "that's how rl be", there are actually 5 key logics in play in this series
But other than that, sure

cold hearth
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Leonard would 100% play this lets all be honest:

earnest topaz
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so THIS is where it comes from

violet plover
cold hearth
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Leonard:
Frank:Say Leo?
Leonard:What...?
Frank:I guess since your parents died you were.
Leonard:Wait n-
Frank:Forever a lion?
Leonard:......

bitter wagon
cedar sandal
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I'd take it

cold hearth
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Rusty Lake drinking game.

nocturne relic
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Take one shot everytime a cube is seen

earnest topaz
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take one shot at every mystical reference

bitter wagon
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dead in like 5 minutes

cold hearth
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pff 5 minutes?make it 5 miliseconds

earnest topaz
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eh, you'd be drunk after Samsara

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not that worse after Seasons

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The Lake would hurt a bit

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Arles is harmless

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same for Harvey's box

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you'd be ko after case 23

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paralysed by the Mill

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and by Birthday you'd be pretty much dead

cold hearth
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wait how can you keep drinking if youre knocked out tho?

earnest topaz
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outside help

cedar sandal
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I was getting reference
and Instead of "Vincent Van Gogh"
I wrote "Vincent Van GOTH"

wise seal
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Yes, van Goth. A true icon.

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(I mean, with the way we're taught about him in school....)

nocturne relic
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Jdhshsjskaal

cold hearth
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So Bob is short for Robert ..so if Bobs middle name was well..Bob his full name is:
Robert Robert Hill..

restive yacht
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Robobert hill

cold hearth
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His parents werent creative with names..

bitter wagon
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I just lost it at Robobert

zinc mural
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Robert "Rrrrrrrrrrroberrrrrrto" Hill

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(He's learning Spanish)

cold hearth
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You all ready to hate me for the rest of my life?

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Yes

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yes you are.

cedar sandal
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he tried to find Coobz

crude radish
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XD

cedar sandal
fossil stratus
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LOL trap card

cold hearth
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I think i need to judge some naughty children on a council trial soon..

cedar sandal
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you won't esccape from my nightmares

cold hearth
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Nobody:
The RL theorizers:So lemme tell you about the plot of Rusty Lake.

earnest topaz
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exactly

fossil stratus
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No comment

cold hearth
bitter wagon
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oh my god this is perfect

tight iron
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ICONIC

cold hearth
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Waw, I love this xD

tight iron
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LETS G O

cedar sandal
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if Albert dies, I swear...

cold hearth
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i hope so

bitter wagon
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if albert kills samuel or ida i'm gonna cry

earnest topaz
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If Frank kills Albert, though...

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and Albert can't kill Ida

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at least not willingly

bitter wagon
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people from the same districts kill each other, too

earnest topaz
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oh ?

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Well it's a REALLY BAD strategy

bitter wagon
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yeah, ofc most of the time they try not to, but in the end, there can only be one winner

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(unless sudden rule changes like in katniss and peetas case)

earnest topaz
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Yeah I guess, but for the majority of the game, there are very little chances of both of them being still alive at the end

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everyone has like a 33% of dying each day x)

bitter wagon
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hurray!

tight iron
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here’s the end results

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That was WACK

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WHO WANTS FULL SCREENSHOT

earnest topaz
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oh god

bitter wagon
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well i mean he was a soldier

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i want

earnest topaz
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I want the history

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No, he's a hermit XD

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Leonard is the soldier

cold hearth
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Yeah Leo was the ww1 veteran..not Frank

bitter wagon
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a dang it i got em mixed up

swift star
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I mean

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That's Rusty Lake 4 ya, isn't it?

bitter wagon
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disabled and mentally ill?
traumatized yeah, but mentally ill not necessarily

earnest topaz
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Mentally tortured

tight iron
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HERE THEY COME

earnest topaz
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and disabled because... I don't really thing a 6 yo's legs can fully heal from a 3m fall on hard concrete

tight iron
cold hearth
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Samuel questions his sanity

bitter wagon
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huh well he did a good dance later

cold hearth
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same

cedar sandal
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James Picks flowers...

tight iron
cold hearth
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succ

tight iron
earnest topaz
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Albert receives explosives XD

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oh god

tight iron
cold hearth
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what the fuck Leonard..

tight iron
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SO THAT HAPPENED

cedar sandal
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Albert got sucked... god dammit

cold hearth
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tight iron
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jfksJDKAKF

cold hearth
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Ida also.

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

cedar sandal
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also Corrupted Soul bleeds

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H M M M M

bitter wagon
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well...there goes albert

cedar sandal
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I thought of Laura holding a gun
...is there something wrong with me?

bitter wagon
cold hearth
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Could i have a unedited version of this?

bitter wagon
cold hearth
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thanks

earnest topaz
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well that was some ride

cold hearth
cedar sandal
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who smokes twig

cold hearth
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Me

nocturne relic
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dale

fossil stratus
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Cigars for life. 😎

cold hearth
bitter wagon
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he looks like a typical dad

earnest topaz
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Looks friendlier

cold hearth
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ya all ignoring the fact that he has a mouth

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under his beak..

bitter wagon
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"Oh..uh...hey, I'm Jacob, your new neighbour...just moves in next door with my husband Aldous and our son Dale...I baked a cake, you want some?"

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WAIT WHY IS THERE A MOUTH?? I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE UNTIL YOU POINTED IT OUT

cedar sandal
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what if it's like... person dressed up as Owl

cold hearth
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ew furries

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ok jk

fossil stratus
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No furries are kinda gross

earnest topaz
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hides before the Furmagedon begins

zinc mural
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@fossil stratus Let's be respectful, alright?

earnest topaz
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And it has begun

bitter wagon
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but if we like the anthropomorphic RL charas, are we furries, too?

cold hearth
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True true

earnest topaz
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Technically, they're all furries

bitter wagon
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curse you, aldous, and your ridiculous hawt fursona

fossil stratus
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@bitter wagon seems to me the line is eroticism, no?

bitter wagon
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ah well i guess xD
i wouldn't enjoy erotic fanart of the RL furries

earnest topaz
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Furries don't HAVE to be sexualised...

cedar sandal
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oh god pplease no

bitter wagon
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@earnest topaz yah that's true

earnest topaz
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Although Harvey is a pretty boi~

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x)

bitter wagon
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or girl

earnest topaz
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Indeed...

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androgenous

bitter wagon
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harvey just straight up turns you into a bisexual and a furry at once

earnest topaz
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it's still a guy

bitter wagon
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that lays eggs

earnest topaz
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because gender and all that shit

bitter wagon
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but yeah, I am rooting for trans harvey

earnest topaz
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laying eggs is sexual, so it still doesn't affect the fact that you should refer to him as a dude

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But I dig the transgender androgynous look of some of the human Harvey fanarts

bitter wagon
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true, true
so if the gender gets confirmed as male, we should all stick to that

earnest topaz
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It is multiple times

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I think ?

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...

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Or does Owl just says "you" ?...

bitter wagon
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is it?
must have either missed or forgotten...

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i think mr owl only adresses harvey as "you"

cold hearth
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does it rlly matter tho lol?Its a parrot rl never has had logic..

bitter wagon
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no it doesn't, but it's a fun topic to discuss 😄

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trans harvey is my favorite headcanon/theory, next to 1 meter Albert

fossil stratus
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Playing devil’s advocate here, wouldn’t it be best to assume all human characters are the gender they appear, given the exceedingly high frequency of heteronormativeness?

bitter wagon
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well yeah, but Harvey is never seen in a human form, only as a parrot or an anthropomorphic parrot being

earnest topaz
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Leading you back to my 5 basic logics analysis

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anyway

fossil stratus
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When Harvey laid an egg, I just thought he was badly named, like my first pet rabbit who turned out to be a she.

earnest topaz
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As an anthropomorphic he does rock the suit, though

fossil stratus
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If only all of us had as impeccable tailoring as animated characters

bitter wagon
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tbh both men and women can rock suits ^^

earnest topaz
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Not really in this time period

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but suit Laura is really cool I must admit

fossil stratus
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Hey I’d wear a 3-piece daily if I wouldn’t look out of place at work

bitter wagon
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yah true back then crossdressing wasn't common

zinc mural
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Back when? I know basically nothing about the RL timeline

fossil stratus
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1960’s, 1970’s, and early ‘80’s

bitter wagon
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back at when hotel took place

fossil stratus
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That sort of time

zinc mural
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Soooo the Annie Lennox era?

bitter wagon
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1893

zinc mural
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David Bowie, Boy George?

fossil stratus
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back in the good ol’ days when a suit had three pieces, damn it

zinc mural
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Oh, 18, not 19

bitter wagon
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(only hotel took place in 1893), the games following dale are set in the 20. century

fossil stratus
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But even in the 1970’s and 1980’s the genderbending was considered pretty odd, Boy George and David Bowie we’re famous because of this

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Most people still dressed like Hawkins, Indiana 🤣🤣🤣

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For which there better be a forthcoming season soon. 😑

earnest topaz
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Birthday is 1939, Seasons is spread from 1964 to 1981, with all the Dale arch being 1971-1972

zinc mural
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wow dale is 40

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And he's still smoking hot

earnest topaz
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and again, Hotel is 1893
so... yeah, no, you can pretty much forget gender cross clothing as I think homosexuality was still punishable by death in many occidental countries

fossil stratus
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Actually sterilization and imprisonment if memory serves, until the 1960’s at least

earnest topaz
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Oh no, it was 1790...

bitter wagon
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they did that to benedict cumberbatch in that one movie

earnest topaz
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well still, it was worse than today

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it was illegal

fossil stratus
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@bitter wagon You mean to Alan Turing, whom Cumberbatch portrayed

earnest topaz
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not punishable by death

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but illegal

bitter wagon
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yup exactly

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ofc they didn't do that to cumberbatch in real life

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(at least i hope so)

fossil stratus
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It would be kinda darkly funny if they did 🤣

zinc mural
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Out of topic-ish, but I love when people say "I'm gonna boycott The Gays ™ " but literally if it wasn't for my homeboy Alan y'all wouldn't've ever had a computer

fossil stratus
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And it’s still a penalty (chemical castration) for pedophiles in some States I think

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When you put “The” in front of the group you don’t like, and it isn’t an official organization, your opinion is 97% likely to be stupid

bitter wagon
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I don't like The Pedophiles ?

zinc mural
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Unless the group itself is stupid, like The Anti-Vaxxers. Sure, if your kid is allergic, don't let them have that specific vaccine, but literally eradicated diseases are coming back because of that.

fossil stratus
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You made it into the 3%

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Uffda, those people shouldn’t have kids… their one good point is not loading a baby with 40 vaccines but yes you should be vaccinated against polio

cedar sandal
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Nicholas in a nutshell

earnest topaz
cold hearth
cedar sandal
cold hearth
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XD jfc

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saved as a reaction image

bitter wagon
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...i didn't know i needed this until now

tight iron
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SH O OK

willow hare
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This but Mr Rabbit.

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I don’t know how to draw over a gif and keep it animated tho.

cedar sandal
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export it into frames, but then keeping it clean would be bit hard to do

cold hearth
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gimp has a gif option i think

nocturne relic
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JSNSBSBSJSJA

cold hearth
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hey guys

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guys

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i found Dale:

earnest topaz
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Wat

pulsar field
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wait,how the hell dale explained what happend in Laura’s House in case 23? like,A FUCKING GIRL JUST HAS BEEN POSSESED BY SOME LAKE WTF

tight iron
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JFKSKFKSLLFLSLFLSLG

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au where dale has lines in-game besides cutscenes

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LET DALE SAY FUCK

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dale: hey how yall-
laura: (grudge noises, hanging from the ceiling)
dale: AAAA GET YO FNKIN DOG BITCH
mr crow: it don’t bite
dale: YES IT DO

earnest topaz
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Let Dale say actual meaningful stuff outside of "I need to get out of here", "What ?!", and repeat whatever he heard

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x)

tight iron
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au where dale gets to the forest with mr crow and just yells “hey what the FUCK was that about”

restive yacht
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crow: you know what to do

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Dale: no I fucking don't

earnest topaz
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Hold on, I'm working on something beautiful

tight iron
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ok but

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my fav idea in the WORLD is

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Laura, the real Laura, kinda ‘waking up’ and coming to her senses in Paradox, standing in the lake, looking around, looking at dale, looking down at her dress (which is just COVERED in blood) and just going. “...what the fuck.”

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THE ONLY REASON WE NEVER HEAR LAURA SAY ANYTHING NOT FOR A PUZZLE IS BC SHED JUST START SWEARING LIKE A SAILOR

earnest topaz
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I need a cropped version of Mr. Crow, Mr. Owl and Dale's heads...

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ugh...

cedar sandal
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I have cropped version of Dale's head from paradox

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I kept it just incase

earnest topaz
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tracking takes way too much time

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And I'm definitely not in a good state to do whatever that could require concentration, I already have a hard time talking and writing...

cold hearth
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hold on i think i got ya

earnest topaz
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?

cold hearth
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i think i can like get you the heads

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il dm you them once im done..

earnest topaz
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oh god I'm gonna die ;-;

cold hearth
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just gimme some time

earnest topaz
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I checked my temperature I'm at 39,8°C (103,6°F)

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I guess this is farewell, tell my wife I love her

cedar sandal
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Oh jeez, bad to hear about your really high temperature

earnest topaz
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;-;

cedar sandal
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I really hate having high temperature... my head hurts and I'm unable to do stuff

tight iron
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oh YIKES

placid wave
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anyone else have the unshakeable headcanon that laura makes terrible puns and dad jokes all the time and dale is just like "pls shut up"

cold hearth
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Yeah possibly tbh

cold hearth
tight iron
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ICONIC

cold hearth
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ya all:

earnest topaz
pulsar field
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T POSSSSSE

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Acerting dominance Since 17..

earnest topaz
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um

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no, 18xx

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the fist one is Ida

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oh shit, 1904

zinc mural
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That is ALMOST loss.jpg

earnest topaz
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HNNNNN

pulsar field
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T-Nose acerting dominance since 18xx

earnest topaz
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I can make it work

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I think

zinc mural
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Laura, mirror Ida, Lake Guy and Owl

nocturne relic
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The four horsemen of apocalypse

earnest topaz
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no, it's 1 2 2 2

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so I'm missing someone either with Laura or the fisherman

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grrrr

zinc mural
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Laura can be the first, the guy going through the door (there's even a door behind her). Flip Ida around, so it's the guy talking with the receptionist. The only one missing would be the fisherman

earnest topaz
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hn...

cold hearth
cedar sandal
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Dale as pikachu... can't argue

pulsar field
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detective pikachu Dale

cold hearth
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XD dang it u beat me

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ah well gg

tight iron
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I keep thinking about Dale reporting back to the police station after Chapter 1 of case 23

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“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST THE BODY”

zinc mural
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"It t-posed at me, I got scared"

tight iron
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JDKSKLFSLLFLSLGLSLG

pulsar field
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WTF DALE

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STOP SMOKING

cedar sandal
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GUYS OMG

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@cold hearth Send it plz

cold hearth
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i think they already seen it (maybe)

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but here

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something similiar happened with Leo once but huh lmao..i lost it

cedar sandal
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I remember one with Gerald and word "BOAR"

earnest topaz
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°-°

nocturne relic
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

tight iron
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now THATS a mood

zinc mural
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Okay someone edit that to say "tilt"

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And it'll be a perfect reaction image

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Cus she looks DONE

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(aka tilted)

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(also her head is literally tilted)

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(it's a funneh)

cedar sandal
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I was like "Okay am Gonna do that" but then

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This is creepy

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just leaning behind my window

cold hearth
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jfc

cedar sandal
zinc mural
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Yaaas

cold hearth
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...XD okay im sorry for the dual post of the same image (in a way but.)

cedar sandal
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oh my god

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stop

cold hearth
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you think this is bad i glitched my game so bad once

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that after the trenches level Leo screamed nonstop..XD

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if that aint a big mood idk what is..

placid wave
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You can’t blame him

cedar sandal
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Leonard had enough
so he had to let out the stress

nocturne relic
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PLS STOP

cold hearth
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no

cedar sandal
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the legend says that Leonard still yells till this day

quiet mango
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Wait which game is that one from?

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I can't remember that scene.

cedar sandal
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Roots

zinc mural
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Roots, I believe

cold hearth
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Roots

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.

quiet mango
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Ah yeah I haven't played it yet.

zinc mural
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dem quicc bois

cold hearth
quiet mango
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👌

cedar sandal
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am gurl but I don't mind being called a boi

zinc mural
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Dem Quicc Pals

cold hearth
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my gender is unknown

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for i am in the void that is existence.

cedar sandal
earnest topaz
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wat ?

cold hearth
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Dale wearing gucci (even if its sometimes spelled coochie also ik Estonaia is ..messed up country)clothes tho
ps:its a clothing brand.

earnest topaz
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everybody knows gucci

cedar sandal
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gucci swim suit, that you can't even go swim with it, since it'll not be gucci anymore

cedar sandal
swift star
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He lost an entire murder victim lol

cedar sandal
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all he found was coobz

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"Sir, I couldn't find the body, but I found the cube instead"

swift star
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"You're fired"

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xD

tight iron
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JDJSFKDKF I HEARD DALE WEARING GUCCI AND I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD

cedar sandal
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"See Laura? this jacket is G u c c i so don't try to spill anything on it"

#

and if anything spills on it, Dale's like unholy screeching

tight iron
#

rose: Laura! What is this?
laura: that would be a Louis Vuitton belt?
rose: have you lost your mind? This is a GUCCI HOUSEHOLD

nocturne relic
#

JKASKJSAKJNAS

cold hearth
cedar sandal
#

100% Metal head
Sorry not sorry

tight iron
#

game idea: Dale and Laura escape rusty lake and become roomies and have a buddy-cop sitcom and live their best lives

#

this is my fav concept and I just CANNOT stop thinking about dale getting up one morning to find Laura, fully corrupted. Just. hanging out. Making an omelet in the kitchen. Staring at him with soulless glowing eyes. throws up a peace sign, flips an egg.

#

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SHENANNIGANS

zinc mural
#

"Laura. Laura, the neighbor STOLE my mail."
"What do you mean you're not gonna get it back? YOU BLEND WITH THE LIGHTS OFF! I NEED-"

red sierra
#

If i had any skills in video editing, i would dress as Dale again and try to make a pilot out of this

placid wave
#

I love the idea of Dale and Laura being bffs and having sleepovers where they watch scary movies

#

and Dale is scared and Laura isn't

cedar sandal
#

I have somewhat skills in video editing, but then it takes a lot of time to do something
plus I'd could cosplay Laura's part, but then, I'd need a wig, since my hair is long and dark blonde

tight iron
#

that’s ICONIC

#

more headcannons: after Rusty Lake, Laura’s body is still recovering from Actually Dying + possession, so sometimes she’ll just. Start coughing up blood or like her eyes go fully black like” yeah no biggie, it just happens sometimes”

#

“DALE IM STUCK ON THE CEILING AGAIN GET THE BROOM”

nocturne relic
#

HSHSHAJSOSOAHANA I WANT TO SEE THIS

red sierra
#

I'm actually trying to reproduce laura's dress pattern to make a dress for my best friend, so we could duo cosplay

cedar sandal
#

awhh, I wish ya best!

red sierra
#

Thanks ! Once i'm finished moving out, i'll get to it again, i'll post the results 😄

cedar sandal
#

sure thing! if you'd need dress for comparison, I could always send photo of the one I won c:

red sierra
#

Well, i asked her if she wanted the one from the movie (since i got pictures with the Paradox Dossier) or the one frome the game, she liked the game one better :p

#

Actually the pattern isnt that hard to copy, the colors, on the other hand... :' )

cedar sandal
#

ah got it x3
tbh, possibly time I'll cosplay is going to be either in spring-summer
I'd wish I could do it now but... It's so dang cold outside, and going by the lake? it would suck for my health

red sierra
#

You'll get plenty of time, don't worry 😄

tight iron
#

I wanna cosplay Laura SO BAD bc I’ve got the hair just Not the dress

cold hearth
#

who says she only wore a dress tho ?

bitter wagon
#

if I would do a laura cosplay I'd probably buy a plain white dress and make a cube stamp and simply stamp the template on with fabric paint

red sierra
#

Laura's dress is pretty iconic 😄

#

Like Dale's detective costume

cedar sandal
#

or at least Laura's cube pattern, due to colors and stuff

red sierra
#

Yep

#

WHAT IF

#

There was gender or costume swap Laura and Dale ?

#

Like, Dale's costume with the cube pattern

bitter wagon
#

i want dale in a dress

cedar sandal
#

I was at one point thinking of drawing genderswap of Laura and Dale

fossil stratus
#

@bitter wagon … wherefore?

bitter wagon
#

because it's a pretty dress

cedar sandal
#

also one drawing that was made by me, was actually a prototype of one of the AU's I was holding for a while

#

where role's of them both were changed

#

Detective Laura with her faithful Parrot - Harvey!

red sierra
#

Oh boy, i'm hyped

cedar sandal
#

I got plenty AU's to do and stuff, but I gotta manage it, bcs if I rush too much... It won't get to point where I'd like it much :')

red sierra
#

Take your time 😄

tight iron
#

do we Know that Laura was wearing her signature dress durring The Lake?

#

cause now I’m thinking about her in overalls and a little sun hat fishing and,,,it’s Very Cute

cold hearth
#

awww

nocturne relic
#

Very Cute and im Very Gay

tight iron
#

BIG MOOD

#

Also good; Laura stealing Dale’s trenchcoat from Paradox cause it makes her look cool

nocturne relic
#

YE S

bitter wagon
#

when did we start to make laura and dale into dorks? (I love it, please gimme more)

nocturne relic
#

Laura throwing away all of dales clothing except his trenchcoat that is hers now: my fashion now

#

They deserve to be dorks!!!!

bitter wagon
#

yess

fossil stratus
#

Maybe because this thread is populated by dorks

nocturne relic
#

Jdjsjakakahsjsk

fossil stratus
#

Let us revel in our dorkiness, friends

tight iron
#

we are ALL dorks here

zinc mural
#

Agreed

tight iron
#

I keep thinking about “we know nothing about Laura! what’s her personality like??? what’s her skillset? can she ride a skateboard??”

nocturne relic
#

Jsjsjajakalajavaajala pls let her ride a skateboard

tight iron
#

And now I can’t stop imagining the Paradox Forest, and Laura just skateboarding by dale totally deadpan “balence the substance of your past lives, detective”

#

AAND THEN SHE DOES A KICKFLIP

zinc mural
#

Laura: ollies out

cold hearth
#

she just ollies over the corrupt souls..

zinc mural
#

Also Laura: uses the skateboard to surf on the lake

tight iron
#

JKDKSFKKSGKSKG

zinc mural
#

Mr. Owl: exists
Laura: [bruh sound effect 3]

tight iron
#

Laura can ride a skateboard that’s CANON NOW

#

THEY HAD SKATEBOARDS IN THE 70’s

cold hearth
#

i can see her using skater slang..

tight iron
#

she gets her throat slit by the corrupted soul and she’s just like “uncool, dawg”

bitter wagon
cold hearth
#

omg..XD

#

yes

nocturne relic
#

JSNSNSJSKWLWW YES PLS

zinc mural
#

Laura, as she's dying: Bruuuhhghghghghgggrlhlr

cedar sandal
#

Let's be honest guys, this is cute as hell, even if the corrupted soul kills you

fossil stratus
#

Isn’t part of the fun everything left to our imaginations?

bitter wagon
#

god these drawings look so bad but I couldn't concentrate because I have a cold🙈

cold hearth
#

Jakob/Jakub (idk how you spell it) @ David : Okay buddy, you don't need to flex okay?

nocturne relic
#

Hell naw shsbwjskskska

tight iron
#

JFKSKFKLSLFLDG

#

LAURA SAYS YEET THATS CANON

tight iron
#

hot take: Bury A Friend by Billie Eilish???? INCREDIBLE Laura energy

cold hearth
#

oh

tight iron
#

the music video has
-a blonde girl
-creepy floating
-full black eyes sometimes
-black gloves hands grabbing at her (looks like the corrupted souls)
-“i wanna end me” is a big lyric

cold hearth
#

i saw a rl meme/music video with that..

tight iron
#

AND ALSO ITS A BOP

#

Wait WHAT

cold hearth
#

i think..

tight iron
#

WHERE

#

I LOVE THAT SONG/VID

cold hearth
#

hold on i am gonna see if i can find it..

tight iron
#

:000 oh that’s rlly cool!!!!

tight iron
#

help I have So Many Headcannons for roomates Dale and Laura

cedar sandal
#

I don't really have that much HC's if it comes up to RL characters, all my HC's are the same
except that one AU where Frank is drafted instead of Leonard, Frank never got thrown in the well in that AU

tight iron
#

Oooooooo

#

poor Frank had a hard knock life :((

fossil stratus
#

twirls moustache

earnest topaz
#

Ok, so

#

I have an idea

#

because this video is the exact embodiment of the Rusty Lake universe

#

let's just all agree to show this to whoever we're trying to convert, so that it explains enough without us rambling and spoiling everything

#

Let this be the Rusty Lake series unofficial trailer

tight iron
#

JDKSKDKSKFKSKLF ICONIC

tight iron
#

I feel like half of Dale and Laura’s interactions would just be dale mouthing “what the fuck” silently

placid wave
#

did anyone else think paradox was going to have a happy ending bc of the uplifting soundtrack in the future part?

#

after that I can't stop thinking about Laura & Dale both getting to live and just Chilling for the rest of their lives

#

Dale: remember when Mr. Deer freaked me out in the cabin? that was funny haha
Laura: remember when I died 56 times in a row? lmfao
Dale: :/

zinc mural
#

Drake & Josh, staring Dale Vandermeer as Drake & Laura Vanderboom as Josh

#

Featuring Harvey as Megan

cedar sandal
#

"Dale, where's the door hole?"

#

"See, it's right there, I drew with it the magic marker"

tight iron
#

JDSKKFSKLFLDLGLSLG

#

Laura, holding a memory; ITS CUBICAL

willow hare
#

Cubical freak out

tight iron
#

(Laura voice) I RAN OVER OPRAH!

tight iron
#

help I’m drawing Dale and Laura roller skating bc NO ONE can stop me

bitter wagon
#

YES

placid wave
#

you're doing god's work

tight iron
#

HEY LAURA WOULD BE,,A VERY COOL MERMAID

#

and not like the pretty ocean tropical ones, like. the long haired, snaggle-toothed, grey skinned, covered in seaweed and mud and grass

willow hare
#

Awww

tight iron
#

I put Laura into FaceApp and,,,

#

@ RL DEVS LET LAURA SMILE PLEASE

red sierra
#

Yeaaaaah, but are dead people up to smiling tho ?

tight iron
#

that’s Very True

red sierra
#

(Although i have to agree, she's beautiful when smiling, she reminds me a bit of Clara from doctor Who)

nocturne relic
#

She looks like laura from twin peaks

tight iron
#

awwww ur right

nocturne relic
#

She doesnt look like a 30 yo woman

earnest topaz
#

more like 25

#

I guess she takes care of herself

nocturne relic
#

HM

#

Shes pretty

earnest topaz
#

ikr

cedar sandal
#

"are dead up to smiling" Mr. Vandermeer did smug back in Birthday

red sierra
#

Meeeh

#

It's a memory, i bet he doesnt care

cedar sandal
#

Dad: Smiles
Dale: "Meh, he at least had fun"

cold hearth
#

i actually used that in my rl vine comp..XD

cedar sandal
#

oh god, really?

cold hearth
#

yeah

tight iron
#

JDJSKF LMAOO

cedar sandal
#

whenever I listen to family Tube, I can much more clearly hear the Tuba
I have good ears or something

tight iron
#

I just had a vivid mental image of Laura going “nah, I’m good” and then IMMEDIATLY vomiting blood

#

LAURA HAS ONE WHOLE BRAIN CELL AND SHE SHARES IT WITH DALE

bitter wagon
#

yes

#

just yes

cold hearth
#

Oh

#

Well ya all heard them

tight iron
#

JFKKDKF

pulsar field
zinc mural
#

more like "my anxiety and my depression plotting on how to fucc me up"

cedar sandal
pulsar field
#

mr dale i dont feel so good

cold hearth
cedar sandal
#

I remember when I thought I see something corrupted soul looking on my bed
it took me second to realize it was just a shadow

pulsar field
#

one day I woke up in my room and I Swear I saw a horse on the side of my bed talking "Die, devil"

cold hearth
#

.

cedar sandal
#

Albert plz

cold hearth
#

I watched enough Buzzfeed unsolved

#

to know where this is going

pulsar field
#

i want more dale and laura memes

#

please

cedar sandal
pulsar field
#

lololololol

tight iron
#

IM C RYING YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST

pulsar field
#

owwwwn thanks😆

nocturne relic
#

LJALJSALJA LMAOOO

torn sleet
#

ASDFJHEJIKASHS

pulsar field
#

hwjejdgeuwhdhenw

#

why are you laughing?

nocturne relic
#

the memes are GOLD

pulsar field
nocturne relic
#

KLSALKASJSANASJKASI

torn sleet
#

HAJHUWUAGSGSASDJ

#

This is gold

pulsar field
#

BELLE PLEASE,COMPLETE THE ART

tight iron
#

JFKSKFKSKFKSKFLSKFKKSKFD U GUYS ARE. AMAZING

#

I have become the messiah of Dale + Laura content

pulsar field
#

[:

#

only 1% will understand

tight iron
#

JFKDKFKSKFKSKF ICONIC

#

I keep trying to think about Dale and Laura’s fav music, but like??? what did people listen too in the early 70’s???

#

I feel like dale listens to Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons

zinc mural
#

Elton John, Michael Jackson

#

Disco stuff

#

She's probably a party monster

cold hearth
#

ABBA surely..

zinc mural
#

Laura IS a dancing queen

#

Young and sweet only seven bean

cold hearth
#

she sure is Lucid..

#

One of us fits her and Bob

pulsar field
#

if dale is Laura husband

tight iron
#

DALE LISTENS TO THE BEATLES

pulsar field
#

sorey,wrong discord😆 😆

tight iron
#

y’all I lowkey wanna write a short rl fic but idk what of

cedar sandal
#

hmm... I could always see both Laura and Dale going on a case
ooor... Detective Laura, having case about Dale 😛 Idk if it's good enough but it's only things I can get off my head atm

tight iron
#

awwwww

#

OK BUT

#

LAURA STEALING ONE OF DALES SUITS AND WEARING IT SPLASH-STYLE

cedar sandal
#

yessss

tight iron
#

For reference

pulsar field
#

Belle,Make more Dale And Laura fanarts,please

tight iron
#

ITS WHAT I DO YO

pulsar field
#

i will make more memes

cedar sandal
pulsar field
#

oooh

cedar sandal
#

(Btw, it's just wet dog, nothing about the death)

cold hearth
#

oh god i thought they killed the dog at first

fair epoch
#

Good I wouldn’t want to see anyone dragging dead in the lake

#

Dragging dead in the lake isn’t fun to watch

pulsar field
#

some day...

tight iron
#

:0 we should do a rusty lake drawpile!!

cedar sandal
#

that would be fun!

earnest topaz
#

a what ?

tight iron
#

It’s an art website, but multiple people can be drawing on the same piece at the same time

#

kinda like Multiplayer MS Paint

earnest topaz
#

oh

#

I'm bad at digital drawing

#

I prefer paper

#

I have a better feel of where my fucking hand is XD

tight iron
#

oh MOOD

#

joke between detective-gideon and I but I wanted to share it here

earnest topaz
#

.-.

cold hearth
#

Context:Dale broke down a wall like it was made out of god damned cotton.

cedar sandal
zinc mural
#

Rusty_Lake_Final_Game_LEAK

cedar sandal
#

Dale becomes goldfish

tight iron
#

it is Him

#

au where instead of just appearing behind Dale in the mirror, Laura moonwalks past him

cold hearth
#

Mom, why is uncle Albert so weird.
Idaknow ((read as i dont know.)) Leonard.

cedar sandal
cold hearth
#

gun

bitter wagon
#

rip

cedar sandal
#

I want to go trough Bob's pain land

pulsar field
#

Rest in Piece LAND ????-????

bitter wagon
#

who needs disneyland when we can go to BOB'S PAIN LAND?

pulsar field
#

looks like the PAIN is killing the land

#

so is just PAIN

earnest topaz
#

gotta love Bob's Pain🔫 Land

#

Oh hey, it's not a watergun

#

Thanks, Discord

#

פISCORפ is the best

cold hearth
#

we need a gun icon from rl in this server..

earnest topaz
#

(If you don't understand why I wrote it פISCORפ, then you don't know the full potential of this logo)

pulsar field
#

the funny is that fits as memes the Rusty Lake because the Bob had a lot of pain, speaking of .... #justiceforbob

earnest topaz
#

TFW you suddenly remember you were playing with a needle in your bed, and you don't find it anymore

#

I like to risk my life like that

#

||I don't||

cedar sandal
#

Credits goes to @earnest topaz for reminding me that stock photo

earnest topaz
#

x)

pulsar field
#

Credits for @earnest topaz

earnest topaz
#

x)

pulsar field
earnest topaz
pulsar field
#

Imagine if Mr Crow was arrested, what crimes would he be tried?

earnest topaz
#

complicity of murder

#

that's about it

cold hearth
#

Confirmed footage of a person reaching enlightenment (literally)

earnest topaz
#

x)

pulsar field
tight iron
#

JDKKSFKKSKDKS

#

MOOD

willow hare
#

My friend just sent me this.

earnest topaz
#

BIRTHDAY TIME

pulsar field
#

Dale is the left kid

earnest topaz
lofty bone
#

Harveyyyyy

cold hearth
cedar sandal
#

I need to brushie brushie
my fishy fishy

earnest topaz
#

"cooking hacks"

earnest topaz
zinc mural
#

lmao edit Harvey into all 3 kids

earnest topaz
#

XD

zinc mural
#

lmaoo yess

earnest topaz
zinc mural
#

👌

tight iron
#

GOD THATS SO VALID

zinc mural
#

That's my whole life right there tbh

cedar sandal
#

Also, on ACNL I bought myself a fortune cookie to see what ticket I'll get. This is my ever first try, and I got this. I couldn't stop thinking about Rusty Lake :')

cold hearth
#

Much red, such wow

earnest topaz
#

Much RED indeed

snow temple
#

lol

pulsar field
#

much RED

pulsar field
#

wrong channel

cedar sandal
#

I did this, because I remember @zinc mural 's comment about that one Laura drawing I did, and I couldn't get over to make it

#

I might make more because it was funneh to draw

pulsar field
zinc mural
#

Lmao I LOVE DALEARL

cedar sandal
#

I was Thinking of Albert being White Diamond

zinc mural
#

👀

#

Laura is Blue

pulsar field
#

hmmmmmm

zinc mural
#

#NotMyDale

pulsar field
#

#justiceforbob

cedar sandal
tight iron
#

GOD THATS SO VALID

#

Beard Dale is the best dale and those are the FACTS

pulsar field
#

/:

cedar sandal
#

Mixing White with Albert was hard, but somehow it worked
Also Dalearl has a gun

pulsar field
#

dale has a gun

#

dale have quick hands

cold hearth
#

Jazz hands

zinc mural
#

We
Are the crystal
FREEZE gunshots

cold hearth
#

wheeze

cedar sandal
#

Dale with gun? oh boy he can defeat Albert quickly

pulsar field
#

We are the Rusty Gems

#

we always save the Lake

#

if you think we cant

#

we will always find an Elixir

#

thats why the people of this world

#

believe in

#

Dale,Laura,and Bob

#

AND ALDOUS

zinc mural
#

I don't know what I want more, Dalearl or Peridale

cedar sandal
#

Peridale you say? 👀

pulsar field
#

please,someone make a Rusty Gems opening

#

pleade

#

please*

zinc mural
#

You guys remember Leg?

cedar sandal
zinc mural
#

LMAO

pulsar field
#

can i send a Rusty lake video?

#

its a meme

#

rusty gems

lofty bone
#

It's like a toucan without a beak

pulsar field
#

im sorry about the low quality

#

it was made in literally 5 minutes

pulsar field
earnest topaz
#

XD

pulsar field
#

we should use voice chat at least once

cold hearth
#

True

cedar sandal
#

tbh, yeah - never saw a single soul being there

pulsar field
#

we should know each other voices

cold hearth
#

Trust me its gonna be like that Estonian server

#

unintelligible yelling.avi

#

i would link you to the vid but you guys wont understand..XD

cedar sandal
#

dude, there's a lot of other vids where there are a lot of people in one VC

#

not only Estonian server did that duh

cold hearth
#

XD ik but still a good example

#

but i think the mods can set a limit

cedar sandal
#

yeah

#

I think?

earnest topaz
#

Yeah, you can

pulsar field
#

well, as you can see I'm still learning English, so I still miss something, but my fear is that I miss something during a call

earnest topaz
#

From 0 (infinite) to 100 I think

#

I'm not sure anymore

cold hearth
#

We could do it on huhhhhhhhh

#

the weekend?

#

everyones free then

#

normally.

earnest topaz
#

not everyone

pulsar field
#

ok,could be

earnest topaz
#

But I could try

cedar sandal
#

Some peeps have work, we could set to evening or so?

cold hearth
#

what you all hear from me: muffled coughing

#

sure why not

snow temple
#

I'd be down for it

pulsar field
#

im free on Saturday and Friday

snow temple
#

I'd be using my voice for the animation anyway

earnest topaz
#

The problem, @cedar sandal
Is that "the evening" isn't the same for everyone x)

cold hearth
#

well true

cedar sandal
#

Oh wait, right... omg sorry XD

snow temple
#

Ach, yeah

cold hearth
#

well who can join will join

cedar sandal
#

I forgot time zones exist lmao

pulsar field
#

omg

earnest topaz
#

Don't worry
I never forget because I have to deal with it literally every fucking day

#

Otherwise I wouldn't think about it

pulsar field
#

so lets use USA hour

cold hearth
#

il get my moms piano and play you all a beautiful song..XD

pulsar field
#

haha

#

/:

earnest topaz
#

XD

cedar sandal
#

you will hit your head against it again?

cold hearth
#

no il break it..XD

cedar sandal
#

like you did for me? XD

earnest topaz
#

I wish I still knew how to play

cold hearth
#

huh just..XD lmao i warn you it will be horrible..

#

idk my piano keys..XD

earnest topaz
#

The only thing I still can play is Song of Storm

cold hearth
#

hold on i gotta go find it..XD

snow temple
#

I have a keyboard

#

so I could play My Pal Foot Foot

earnest topaz
#

Good god, the DEAD FACE puzzle must've been horrible for you

cold hearth
#

XD it was

pulsar field
cold hearth
#

hold on..

#

there

pulsar field
#

I am available on Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays.

snow temple
#

I dunno when, but I will try to make it

earnest topaz
#

My planning changes every week...

pulsar field
#

I think it would be good one day that everyone would be free, so that we could talk a lot (both school and work)

tight iron
#

yeah we should vc sometime!

#

WAIT

#

IM GONNA MAKE A CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (OR WHATEVER THE KNOCKOFF IS) ONLINE RUSTY LAKE DECK

#

WE COULD ALL PLAY IT AND VC

cedar sandal
#

Omg that would be cool!!

tight iron
#

also I have a Melodica (it’s a piano with a windpipe that powers it) and I can play megalovania so

cedar sandal
#

I have guitar, but I still can't get simple notes hhh-- I need a lessons with person like... in live, because from videos I hardly get anything XD

#

but I wish I could have Kalimba!

honest rose
#

Lol belle that’s an awesome idea

pulsar field
bitter wagon
#

i just snorted in class trying not to laugh

pulsar field
#

/:

tight iron
#

I’ll be on for the vc tonight!!!!

cedar sandal
#

neat-o! is 17:00 Washington DC time good for ya?

tight iron
#

it’s basically Pictionary but online multiplayer

lofty bone
#

slkjfkd

#

5pm?

#

ah hhhhh

zinc mural
#

I can 100% do that game but I succ at drawing

tight iron
#

lmaO mood

cold hearth
#

Rusty Lake confirmed ending
Muffled Seinfeld theme plays

#

Mr.Owl but hes the Duolingo owl

lofty bone
#

OH GOD

earnest topaz
#

It's Dutch
Or lunch

lofty bone
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ALL THOSE DUO MEMES

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I LITERALLY CANNOT RN

bitter wagon
lofty bone
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nooooooooooooo

earnest topaz
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XD

cedar sandal
earnest topaz
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.-.

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welp, we'll never know

earnest topaz
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Mr. Owl's future

earnest topaz
pulsar field
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Detective Dale Harvemeer

bitter wagon
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where is his nose? xD

pulsar field
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Parrot dont have a nose,they have a beak

pale vessel
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We love this channel and would like to do a little meme contest for our 4 year anniversary! The memes with the most crow votes will win. The contest ends this Sunday and the top 5 will win a Mr. Crow coffee mug 😄

2 of the 5 will be just our personal favorites 😃

lofty bone
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Oh my

bitter wagon
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can we posts memes we already made again?

cold hearth
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oh i have something

pale vessel
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Yes you can 😃 You can also do mutiple submissions

earnest topaz
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starting now, i guess ?

bitter wagon
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weeeee

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ok get ready for crappy memes

pale vessel
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Yes 😄

lofty bone
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I need to make memes

earnest topaz
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I need the find the shittiest and dankest meme template

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x)

lofty bone
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GOOD GRIEF

earnest topaz
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oh god

bitter wagon
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pleases forgive me for i am a poor sinner

cold hearth
earnest topaz
cold hearth
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Oh wait how many entries per person?

earnest topaz
lofty bone
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they said as many as you want

cold hearth
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oh cool il draw something then!

earnest topaz
bitter wagon
earnest topaz
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allow me to steel your edit

bitter wagon
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this beautiful very high quality edit

earnest topaz
bitter wagon
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😄

lofty bone
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Mood

cold hearth
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RL should make a video comp of all the memes they get and upload it to their yt

earnest topaz
zinc mural
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Guys, just remember that only the crow reactions count towards the votes

lofty bone
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ha

zinc mural
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Also sad I can't vote (because I don't want to because I'd be biased)

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(also I'd vote for everything)

bitter wagon
lofty bone
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everybody use the rusty lake font

earnest topaz
zinc mural
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LMAO

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I hadn't seen that before

earnest topaz
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I'm making them as fast as I can XD

bitter wagon
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AHAHA this one is perfect

pale vessel
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haha 😄

weak void
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OMG LMAOOOO