💬general-discussion

[crude dust]

Flower man but someone punched his teeth in?

[tribal carbon]

yes

[brazen mortar]

lwk glad i dont live in japan cuz i dont speak japanese

[crude dust]

Its like a inflatable tube man

[pastel thunder]

When ever hostages get killed TOC always takes it out on me and it hurts my feelings

[brazen mortar]

rs

[lavish magnet]

yeah :( void needs to patch that

[tribal carbon]

whenever i shoot a civilian toc gets mad like come on dude let me have fun!

[lavish magnet]

lol

[viscid oak]

Dont diss toc ok pls no he my faovrit yes

[crude dust]

Muh RoE!!!

[visual python]

Dann

[glass mulch]

"A suspect has executed a hostage! Hurry entery team!"

[pastel thunder]

It’s like I’m going as fast as I can give me a break

[brazen mortar]

wuh dat?

[viscid oak]

IK why i keep failing new america becuase I dont have toc

[brazen mortar]

"tell me osifer. you eva seen a fwicking city topple like house of fwicking cawds, its so fwicking beautiful." mentioned

[pastel thunder]

Its the fast food restaurant one that fucks me up

[tribal carbon]

ready or not is swatastic

[viscid oak]

First and only time I did multiplayer
my teamate instantly tried killing me

[lavish magnet]

"Today's operation has been a COMPLETE disaster"

[glass mulch]

I figured, that one is annoying

[brazen mortar]

toc wouldnt last a day in my boots and rolex

[viscid oak]

"ABSOLUTLEY ABYSMALL"

[visual python]

Taking mental break from booting up ironman mode and doing it on casual

[glass mulch]

Doing causal for fun?

[pastel thunder]

I can do elephant just fine tho

[tribal carbon]

i like randomly sending these umamusume stickers in random servers

[harsh edge]

🫵

[crude dust]

Proportionality: Using only the amount of force necessary to control a situation. Objectively Reasonable: Force must be what a "reasonable officer" would do in the same spot. De-escalation: A requirement to use verbal commands or non-lethal tactics before physical force. Last Resort: Deadly force is only permitted when there is an immediate threat of death or serious injury. Duty to Intervene: Officers must stop colleagues from using excessive force and provide medical aid immediately after an encounter.

[pastel thunder]

I play casual btw cause I want to enjoy the game

[brazen mortar]

its not that fwicking hawd

[visual python]

Lowkey just wanna kill everyone. Suspect and civs

[glass mulch]

SHORRRRRRRRRRRT! 🫵

[lavish magnet]

"Press is gonna have a field day with this one - i suggest you cover your faces on the ride home"

[harsh edge]

🥺

[crude dust]

Me too, I didn't read it either

[crude dust]

Good afternoon Mini Officer

[lavish magnet]

its basically explaining RoE

[brazen mortar]

W song btw gangalang

[tribal carbon]

yay new color

[crude dust]

Another joins the cause

[pastel thunder]

What where the inspirations for ready or not (excluding swat 4)

[tribal carbon]

you

[brazen mortar]

how i feel being too broke for colours

[lavish magnet]

Call of Duty
on what NOT to do

[viscid oak]

how do i color

[tribal carbon]

purple

[lavish magnet]

boost

[crude dust]

Blue Role vs Grey role

[viscid oak]

how do i purple

[pastel thunder]

Felt a little bit of true detective ngl

[tribal carbon]

please tell me i can send gifs ;pray;

[viscid oak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dog-scared-driving-speed-gif-17175923473683955109

[brazen mortar]

grey aint even that good ngl

[tribal carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-ultimate-custom-night-fnaf-ucn-ucn-freddy-fazbear-gif-17375723349150974468

[viscid oak]

NOO

[tribal carbon]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[lavish magnet]

shart neither of you can :(

[crude dust]

You gotta take @faint current's job

[viscid oak]

I want purple

[crude dust]

You gotta get Sergeant from Eyyohbee

[lavish magnet]

why must void do this
we gotta go to VOID HQ in Ireland and do them like the rioters did the banc

[viscid oak]

If I get programmed psychosis RIGHT now
I get purple

[pastel thunder]

Ready or not 2 is gonna be a post apocalypse open world rpg

[viscid oak]

deal? right yeah deal
i heard someone say deal

[tribal carbon]

how does one even acquire sergeant

is it just randomly given out

[crude dust]

You must be in good graces with Void

[tribal carbon]

void i sacrificed my heart and soul for you

[crude dust]

Not enough

[tribal carbon]

what else must i give you, dear lords of void

[dawn orchid]

gotta but deluxe edition on three separate platforms (and submit proof of purchase)

[viscid oak]

maybe boost 3 more times

[pastel thunder]

I’ve only got deluxe editions on two platforms

[crude dust]

"@pastel thunder boss"

[dawn orchid]

Sit down, officer

[tribal carbon]

sit down, blue person

[tribal carbon]

nvm i see your uma tag, keep talking goat

[dawn orchid]

ays

-# (arrest yourself)

[cyan orchid]

I am a fan of femboys

[dawn orchid]

I got Seiun sky on one of my free daily rolls

[crude dust]

You what

[pastel thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/all-roads-lead-to-rome-white-rabbit-gif-13308924322367947549

[cyan orchid]

think femboys are good

[tribal carbon]

i recently got kitasan black

[tribal carbon]

@pastel thunder me too bro

what are these people saying

[pastel thunder]

Isn’t there a thing in the game where you can order your team to kill you?

[cyan orchid]

whats that

[cyan orchid]

kill enough civs

[tribal carbon]

make your team hold
go in, arrest a civ
kill civ

[pastel thunder]

Cool

[tribal carbon]

you'll see a command called kill me, press z and it executes it

[cyan orchid]

im on xbox

[viscid oak]

itll be the

only thing when you open command bar

[dawn orchid]

Got satono

[tribal carbon]

nope, and i dont have any money

[cyan orchid]

rb

[dawn orchid]

next desired trainee is Inari One, projected ~1 month until release

[crude dust]

Hitting that like I'm soldier boy exploding in the city

[cyan orchid]

what are you yapping about

[tribal carbon]

kitasan black

[dawn orchid]

im f2p, all my favorites relase at least a year from now. i enjoy saving carrots

[cyan orchid]

doesnt it make them indestructable too

[cyan orchid]

whats that

[viscid oak]

WE are getting programmed psychosis TONIGHT

[tribal carbon]

kitasan black, symboli rudolf, and vodka are my favorite umas

[tribal carbon]

i am probably the only person who has gotten programmed psychosis TODAY

[crude dust]

who is WE

[viscid oak]

no becuase im about to get it watch

[dawn orchid]

Sirius, Fenomeno, Stay Gold, Inari One, and my GOAT: Still In Love

[cyan orchid]

what is a uma

[tribal carbon]

i love still in love but i wish she wasnt so mischaracterized

[tribal carbon]

japanese for horse,

[cyan orchid]

i work on a horse farm

[dawn orchid]

Found a baller SiL A7X edit

[cyan orchid]

volunteer

[crude dust]

Bro ain't horsing around

[cyan orchid]

We use that so much

dude its so wholesome though

[viscid oak]

baby what you do what you do what you do to me

makes me wanna be somebody im not

[cyan orchid]

It teaches disabled kids how to ride

[tribal carbon]

my top 5 would be

1. Symboli Rudolf
2. Kitasan Black
3. Nakayama Festa
4. Dream Journey
5. Red Desire

[cyan orchid]

and how to care for larger animals

[crude dust]

I suppose you would, but... hold your horses, you work with horses so I gotta ask, how much horse power is one horse?

[viscid oak]

Are those the fucking horse girls

[tribal carbon]

yes

[dawn orchid]

1. Still In Love
2. Stay Gold
3. Fenomeno
4. Inari One
5. Sirius Symboli

[crude dust]

pardon

[cyan orchid]

your not gonna believe what im about to tell you

[viscid oak]

@runic sigil shits fire

[dawn orchid]

I know I am

[crude dust]

Hi pardon

[viscid oak]

guys everyone go silent for the next half hour
gotta do new america

[tribal carbon]

how much horse could a horsechuck chuck if a horsechuck could chuck horse

[cyan orchid]

OK

[dawn orchid]

horse named horsechuck:

[cyan orchid]

at least a few

[pastel thunder]

Awesome sauce

[cyan orchid]

theres a donkey on the farm called "ears"

[crude dust]

HorseLee vs Norse ChuckHorse

[cyan orchid]

he is so cool

[tribal carbon]

i live with my aunt and she owns a horse, i got to name it too :3

[cyan orchid]

he will rest his head on you if you sit down in his enclosure

[pastel thunder]

Would RoN be considered the most disturbing tactical fps?

[viscid oak]

did you name it judge

[tribal carbon]

no, i named it Vodka Accident

[cyan orchid]

its definitly up there

[dawn orchid]

i live in a city

[viscid oak]

Are we forgetting about.
Pvz.

[cyan orchid]

I live in rural georgia

[tribal carbon]

you'll never believe where the first part of her name comes from

[crude dust]

I might get the pfp

[cyan orchid]

its half swamp half feilds

[pastel thunder]

I guess swat 4 is near the top

[crude dust]

I remember being on the front lines and watching wall nuts get murdered

[tribal carbon]

big hero 6

[cyan orchid]

plants vs zombies?

[dawn orchid]

neighbor

[viscid oak]

Nightmares.

[tribal carbon]

i was a wall nut right next to him, shit was crazy

[cyan orchid]

gang plant

[cyan orchid]

its so humid

80% humidity at 104*f kill me

[crude dust]

@tribal carbon look at my pfp...

[cyan orchid]

basically swimming

[tribal carbon]

NO

[dawn orchid]

ever see End of the Watch?

[tribal carbon]

WAIT I JUST REALIZED CHIYO

[cyan orchid]

40*c for europeans

genuinley what are yall yapping about

how does this relate to horses at all

[crude dust]

The Incident

[tribal carbon]

umamusume is horse girls

[cyan orchid]

what a complicated word

[pastel thunder]

Any steam games you guys recommend?

[cyan orchid]

war thunder

[tribal carbon]

pih

[cyan orchid]

the duality of man

[pastel thunder]

Fuck off

[dawn orchid]

Starship troopers extermination is on sale rn

[crude dust]

uma-mus-ume

[viscid oak]

Ready or Not

[cyan orchid]

whats wrong with war thunder

[pastel thunder]

Actual hell

[crude dust]

Arknights Endfield

[dawn orchid]

Pronounced: oo-muh-moo-sue-may

[cyan orchid]

just started writing some bullshit and called it horse girls

[cyan orchid]

I have 3 top tiers

[crude dust]

Oooo muh mooooo sue may

[cyan orchid]

2 were without premium

[tribal carbon]

unlike you losers i grew up in japan

for two years until my mom moved into a new home in america

a new.. america

[viscid oak]

say that again...

[cyan orchid]

I grew up in shithole georgia

[viscid oak]

I grew up in los suenos

[cyan orchid]

I love shithole georgia though

[tribal carbon]

fuck you i grew up in maryland

[pastel thunder]

I grew up in shit hole England

[crude dust]

I grew up in Gotham

[cyan orchid]

You dont know these streets cuh

[dawn orchid]

L state (except for the crab)

[pastel thunder]

Gotham city

[cyan orchid]

basically savannah ga

[viscid oak]

man i run los suwneos on some gang =gang stuff

[crude dust]

St Louis...

[tribal carbon]

you ever had old bay with your life on the line

[cyan orchid]

Chewsday mate

[dawn orchid]

I hate crab, except maryland blue crab. I got a “maryland blue crab” sandwich in savannah GA, and it fucking sucked

[dawn orchid]

No. But I have old bay hot sauce

[pastel thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-5-gta-trevor-rampage-gta-gta-v-we-don't-even-say-it-like-that-gif-1314756340415216619

[tribal carbon]

embed fail

hahaha loser

[cyan orchid]

i lost my crabginity in savannah ga

[pastel thunder]

Fails often

[crude dust]

"The 1966 Batman TV series used a reversed map of downtown St. Louis as the "Lucite Map of Gotham,""

Missouri has Gotham City

[cyan orchid]

I have never seen a happy english man above 25

[viscid oak]

nini
i cant defuse the motion sensors on doors now beucase of the
wedge prompt

[pastel thunder]

Maybe in Thailand

[cyan orchid]

send an ai team8 through it

[crude dust]

I have never seen a happy English man

[viscid oak]

its solo

[cyan orchid]

send a civ

[cyan orchid]

lots of ladyboys there

[crude dust]

Use your multitool

[pastel thunder]

Lot of balding English guys there

[viscid oak]

i cant defuse the motion sensors on doors now beucase of the
wedge prompt

[dawn orchid]

ngl thought about joining law enforcement, kiiind of pushed to follow through with it bc of fenomeno. And I have no shame

[crude dust]

I SAID USE THE MULTITOOL, AND IF YOU CAN'T USE THE MULTI TOOL WALK THROUGH IT AND KILL THEM ALL

[viscid oak]

MMMMMMM
i get it

[crude dust]

I don't plan, I don't defuse, and I ESPECIALLY DON'T WAIT, I push and if I die I'll just blame Prescott

[cyan orchid]

are they happy becasue of the ladyboys?

[dawn orchid]

Typical pub

[crude dust]

Every flight to Turkey

[pastel thunder]

Yeah English women aren’t known for their looks

[cyan orchid]

you forogt to send the ai team8s first in every situation

[cyan orchid]

its ok neither are americans

[tacit smelt]

Hi

[pastel thunder]

I could write the one Ron DLC

[tacit smelt]

Come to pier today guys trust

[dawn orchid]

the humble USIA plant

[cyan orchid]

I am proud to say im not a part of the 74%

[crude dust]

Scottish women are good, I love Scotland (my ancestors are Scottish and Irish)

[cyan orchid]

Im mostly dutch

I hard the women there are hit or miss

[crude dust]

I can hear the wooden clogs

[pastel thunder]

I mean they’re fine just look the same

[cyan orchid]

neuk je

[dawn orchid]

i just say im american

[pastel thunder]

Yank

[cyan orchid]

HELL YEAH

[crude dust]

I just say I'm Missourian

[cyan orchid]

shut your british ass up

[crude dust]

Born and Raised in Gotham City

[cyan orchid]

when was the last time you saw sunlight

[dawn orchid]

Heritage this, ancestor that pmo

[pastel thunder]

Nah give me judge any day

[whole flame]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skeleton-meme-skeleton-gta-sa-stinli99-gif-7486505081149175273

[keen hemlock]

I’m Aussie

[cyan orchid]

Hi

[dawn orchid]

the difference?

[crude dust]

I come from a land down unda

[keen hemlock]

Wag one mandem

[whole flame]

Not much difference

[pastel thunder]

Today considering there was a power outage

[dawn orchid]

[keen hemlock]

Actually we the land of the Roos

[keen hemlock]

Big big difference

[cyan orchid]

for some reason i saw this as jamacian

[crude dust]

Is everything upside down or upside right?

[cyan orchid]

did the sulight burn your skin

[keen hemlock]

Yes even my friends

[whole flame]

Depends on how high you are

[pastel thunder]

A little

[keen hemlock]

Go to class mate

[cyan orchid]

I like you mr british man

[crude dust]

@whole flame @keen hemlock are you two related

[keen hemlock]

No no he ginger I’m normal

[whole flame]

😂

[pastel thunder]

I like you too American man

[cyan orchid]

thnak you for helping make the av8

[crude dust]

Hope he gets better soon

[pastel thunder]

No problem

[dawn orchid]

please continue fighting

[whole flame]

Crazy work

[keen hemlock]

It’s a permanent thing 😒

[crude dust]

"Be CIVIL"

[cyan orchid]

he can learn to joke

[whole flame]

😔

[crude dust]

Get well SOON... or ELSE.

[whole flame]

…

[cyan orchid]

mot brits insult us with a school shooting joke

[crude dust]

I'll get the hot pink hair dye

[keen hemlock]

You finna tac breach his home?

[whole flame]

PEAK

[pastel thunder]

To much of a low blow and overused

[crude dust]

If that includes using a tomahawk cruise missile to open the door, yes

[pastel thunder]

Not my cup of tea

[cyan orchid]

thank you twinjamin

[dawn orchid]

fyi a lot of them seem to find the concept funny

[cyan orchid]

brit of class

[keen hemlock]

Yes

[crude dust]

Not my cup of joe

[crude dust]

So yes, I'll be dying his hair bright pink

[cyan orchid]

I will however make fun of margaret thatcher

[pastel thunder]

I don’t blame you

[crude dust]

Universal Constant

[cyan orchid]

can i make a picture of my cat a sticker here

it is a good one

[crude dust]

I love drinking plain water

I also love drinking flavored water

(I have nothing else)

[cyan orchid]

plain water is better than flavored water

[crude dust]

3am still water

Thats the shit right there

[cyan orchid]

still water

[crude dust]

Those who mow

[pastel thunder]

Gonna get some sleep

[cyan orchid]

goodnight respectable british guy

[cyan orchid]

those who snow

[crude dust]

Whats the retail price of it over there?

[cyan orchid]

3 souls to margaret thatcher

[pastel thunder]

Three Irish souls

[crude dust]

Cool, I got like 1.5k souls and 10 different demons working as board members

[cyan orchid]

I found this huarious but i dont have reaction perms

[cyan orchid]

and i cant spell

Im a little hungover from prom icl

[pastel thunder]

Ok seriously I’m going to sleep it’s 2:30

[dawn orchid]

yeah i gotta get in a game of starship stroopes

[crude dust]

2:30 what? Apples? Oranges?

[cyan orchid]

just typing bullshit

[dawn orchid]

Smh

[cyan orchid]

doesnt even look legible

[dawn orchid]

Id play ron if it was fun

[crude dust]

"Just be typing shi"

[cyan orchid]

stroopafel?

[sinful pilot]

bro when i was walking home it looked like the moon was moving away from me when i walked towards it

[cyan orchid]

dude i NEED some rn

they wud fix me rn

[crude dust]

It do that

[cyan orchid]

I cant type for shit

wait hello again aubrey

[sinful pilot]

it does? Why does that happen

[sinful pilot]

Hii

[cyan orchid]

motion paralax

[crude dust]

I cannot appear to input the correct button presses to properly structure and format a text message directly at no person in particular within the greater Ready or Not discord server.

[cyan orchid]

Chatgpt summarize this essay

[crude dust]

I am sober, but crying, and my nose is running, while I stare at my screen

[cyan orchid]

why are you crying

there is nohting to be upset about

pain is temporary love is forever

[crude dust]

man he can't form no sentence for da community innit brv

(BritishGPT)

[crude dust]

I always am, this is a way of life

[cyan orchid]

put it in jamaciangpt

[cyan orchid]

look at the posotive

you are alive, and you have something to live for

[cyan orchid]

Mi seh, di man cyaan even put together one proper sentence fi di community, yuh see mi.

[crude dust]

Bwoy cyaan even put no sentence together fi di whole community, yuh zimmeh bruv

[cyan orchid]

im talking to jamcian gpt rn

[crude dust]

"Bwoy cyaan mash up no sentence fi di whole yaad, yuh zimmeh bruv, him jus a gwaan ramble an’ chat bare tings."

[cyan orchid]

I visited Jamaica irl and it was so peak

people actually speak like that

[viscid oak]

IM NEVER GETTING THIS ACHIVEMENT

[placid halo]

Which one

[tall elk]

Where is the option for voice input mode? It's not in the audio tab

[gaunt holly]

Prob PP

It's a difficult achievement

[viscid oak]

They ain’t belive in us
God did

[viscid oak]

Programmed psychosis

[manic dew]

When will there be an M4 or M4A1 added to the game?

[gaunt holly]

Not for the casual gamer

[frail cedar]

Just mod it

[brave fjord]

why

[glass mulch]

Probably not

[tidal raven]

Gamers unite!

[wet sequoia]

the MK18 with the 14.5 barrel is RIGHT THERE man

[viscid drum]

MK18

[wet sequoia]

it even got the carry handle bruh

[glass mulch]

Iirc they had a M4A1 and the MK18 during early access at somepoint they removed it in favor of the mk18

[modest nacelle]

when will we get: a flamethrower

[glass mulch]

Never

[modest nacelle]

it's in the game right now but only for the most skilled

[echo drum]

Why is the launcher locked behind a 70 dollar paywall on console

No answers 😔

[fallen sail]

Because of a shitty deal they did when the game came out on console

To arbitrarily lock it out for people who didnt get the dlc for an entire year

[echo drum]

Idk why they wont just release a deluxe edition upgrade for it, im sure a bunch of people would have and probably still would buy it to get access to the guns

[echo drum]

Sounds like void tho

[rustic plank]

does shoving do anything to knifing suspects?

[cloud blade]

Greased Palms is actually a bugged mission

It’s the only mission in this entire game that’s 100% bugged, it’s literally by luck that people beat it

That’s wild to me 👀

[glass mulch]

Bugged how?

[cloud blade]

I’ve literally done every mission S rank on Hard… it’s the only one that consistently has suspects never going down

Point blank grenade launch flash

I have to just someday get lucky

[viscid oak]

Gotta get closer to them and keep flashing

They’re much more responsive to bean bags

[glad estuary]

I just got the game and I gotta say it’s really fun but really stressful

[cloud blade]

Bro, I have a 5 min clip of my team with what seems like infinite ammo flashing this dude forever

[glad estuary]

And it’s frustrating running around trying to find the last dude

[cloud blade]

It turned out to funny af but still, this really sucks

The only mission I have consistently the same exact issue

I’m talkin 5 grenade launch flashes to the dome over and over and over and over and over lol

I see people online complain about it being the hardest, I think everybody is just simply dealing with bugs on that mission in particular

[summer garnet]

Does anyone in this general chat have the getting your sea legs achievement or from house to home unlocked and if so what black magic trick did you use

[modest nacelle]

there is a bug that occurs where a suspect doesn't give up no matter what, luckily for me i've only experienced it on gas station

unloaded like 23 flashes onto one lol

never experienced it prior to boiling point

again, this is a very buggy patch

[cloud blade]

Oh wow, gas station has always been a breeze for me. Interesting, thank you. Like I’ve got me and my 4 other teammates unloading bangs like it’s the 4th of July 😆

[modest nacelle]

yeah, i've never had it happen consistently though or on multiple suspects in one level

it was just that one time when i was using gas station to get my officers skills

[merry tendon]

i’ve had it happen to civilians if that counts

[modest nacelle]

are you on singleplayer or multiplayer?

[cloud blade]

Single player

[modest nacelle]

what are your teammates traits?

[merry tendon]

the old lady on ends of the earth ate a 9 bang and just stood there staring at me, even after a taser she just stood there

had to restart the mission

[cloud blade]

2 Negotiators and 2 Intimidators

[modest nacelle]

hmm

i s ranked hardmode greased palms the other day with 2 negotiators and 2 pacifiers

[cloud blade]

I’ve been thinking about the pacifiers, I just thought the grenade launch flash was enough, maybe not I suppose lol

[modest nacelle]

one issue with the intimidators is that if the suspect's been alerted already then they become ineffective

that gives you a big disadvantage in the large central rooms

[cloud blade]

Oohhhh I didn’t know that

[modest nacelle]

i believe they're also ineffective on suspects that are loud and obnoxious

which greased palms has a lot of

[quick copper]

first time playing the game in about a year and cant understand how the solo gameplay was ruined and broken. they killed my boy.

[cloud blade]

Good god, that sucks. I had a civ on Neon Tomb just stand there forever, never went down. Just standing in the middle of the dance floor.

[modest nacelle]

neon tomb's s rank hardmode is genuinely really hard for some reason

[cloud blade]

Yeah that was a huge pain for me

[modest nacelle]

like way harder than the standard s rank

[cloud blade]

100% agree

[red parcel]

@keen lake hi

@keen lake no? okay

[modest nacelle]

pacifiers are kinda orientated exactly for s rank games cause they buff your less than lethal weaponry

[cloud blade]

Okay. That’s really good info. I’m gonna try that thank you.

[modest nacelle]

also what is ur greased palms strategy?

[cloud blade]

Well, I did have a strategy, but after so many attempts I am now walking around with my grenade launchers banging any and everybody, I feel like I just get unlucky with that bug lately, or they’ll take a hostage and kill them immediately somewhere in the map, feels out of my control

[modest nacelle]

greased palms is the most strategy-heavy mission in the whole game imo

[cloud blade]

Really?

[modest nacelle]

once i get to the two doors leading into the central room i wedge them both and go around the side and creep through the car park

slowly picking people off

[cloud blade]

I used to wedge the two doors leading into the warehouse in the beginning then clear the outside

Funny, that was my original strategy lol

[modest nacelle]

i've never completed greased palms without using that strategy, in any update

i came up with it on my second ever run of it back in 1.0 and it worked perfectly first time and i've used it since

[keen hemlock]

Good do it

[cloud blade]

It worked for me when I s ranked it on standard, so I mean it does work essentially

[modest nacelle]

when i enter that central room i put one team on the left door of those two doors, and another on the exterior door going into the room round the side, have them both ready to throw flashbangs and then execute

that was the best way of getting that room locked down on s rank hardmode in my experience

obviously though it's greased palms and sometimes you can't overcome a shit seed in those situations

[cloud blade]

Oh now that actually sounds like a decent strategy, basically covering all if not most areas

I like that

[modest nacelle]

yeah because flashbangs have such a wide area of impact it is the best way i've come up with of spreading that effect in that room

[keen hemlock]

Hm

[hushed dome]

Yo wassap

[cloud blade]

Gotcha gotcha, I’m gonna try that my next run. Right now I’m running through the back workin my way forward, not really a strategy but I’ll try anything at this point

[modest nacelle]

yeah, the car park should ideally be cleared before the central rooms are breached

naturally i never attack from a raised elevation if i can help it under any circumstances cause it's more likely they'll hit your head during a firefight

the biggest downside to s ranking it is that you can't sit in the upstairs office and snipe them off in the bigger room lol

[bronze steppe]

I just played the last mission for the first time.

Wow.

[crude dust]

did you... CLOSE THE DOOR

[bronze steppe]

Unfortunately, it feels like you have to

I would punch that FISA guy if I ever met him

[cloud blade]

Holy shit I did it, I just ran in and banged everybody. Highly do not recommend but my bs worked lol I didn’t stop just kept pushin

[bronze steppe]

10/10 wording

[cloud blade]

I went from the back and worked my way to the front

[rocky cypress]

You did what?

[cloud blade]

I banged every single person, non stop pushing. Didn’t let them breathe not an ounce of air.

[cyan orchid]

hello gooners and goonetes

[cloud blade]

The banging was glorious.

[cyan orchid]

Dude I absolutely rail the dudes

[rocky cypress]

Reagan?

[cyan orchid]

like they cant even stand after I rail and bang them so hard

[cyan orchid]

yes?

[cloud blade]

Ah hell, you and me both.

[cloud blade]

I push up so hard on them dudes.

[cyan orchid]

Mr gorbachev, does it bounce?

[rocky cypress]

Where's John F. Kennedy at?

[crude dust]

No hello for me!?

[cyan orchid]

A respectable canidate, I do not know however

[cyan orchid]

hello

[errant birch]

any1 wanna run it??

[crude dust]

Hello Raygun

[cloud blade]

I would but I must rest now, too much banging got me tired.

[crude dust]

I'm gonna need some serious firepower

[cyan orchid]

I would kill that cumunist

[rocky cypress]

I want to 100% this game but that A New America solo on hard achievement scares me

[crude dust]

you got balls to say that straight to the community manager

[cyan orchid]

what is new america?

[crude dust]

but, he's also the community manager

[cyan orchid]

still no mute or ban I think im ok

sorry mr manager

[bronze steppe]

Is the new DLC cool?

[crude dust]

Its like waiting for something that will happen, but you don't know when, only that it most likely will

[rocky cypress]

Final mission of the Boiling Point DLC

[cyan orchid]

The same way there are comunists waiting to take over at any time

[cyan orchid]

is ti good?

[rocky cypress]

Haven't played it myself, but it looks great

[cyan orchid]

I would get on my hands and knees and beg for a latina rn

[bronze steppe]

What

[cyan orchid]

I am buying it on saturday, Im praying its worth it

[thorny depot]

is 6.5 creed stronger than 7.62x51

i kinda need a heavy hitting gun idk which is stronger

[cloud blade]

Lmfao

[cyan orchid]

.308

[crude dust]

Both are good

[cyan orchid]

wait does the m14 in game shoot 308?

[crude dust]

6.5 doesn't have much of a kick compared to most 7.62 rifles

[rocky cypress]

Nice

[thorny depot]

7.62 nato

[cyan orchid]

damn, I thought it was the .308

dude my dad has one irl and it kicks like a fucking mule

[thorny depot]

my usual go to gun is the uh sa58

[thorny depot]

felt like getting kicked by a horse

when i tried it irl

[cyan orchid]

Its so fun though

[thorny depot]

i wonder how they have military rounds

instead of police rounds

[west zenith]

theyre basically the same thing but yea

[thorny depot]

wait no im stupid

[cyan orchid]

that one picture of patrick

[west zenith]

the m14's my favourite battle rifle besides the new one it hits like a truck

[thorny depot]

"fucking idiot"

[cyan orchid]

I love this serber

[thorny depot]

i prefer the osw

[cyan orchid]

server

[rocky cypress]

This could be a bad take, but the dlc clothing should've been challenge unlocks tied to rankings in the dlc missions.

[thorny depot]

putting a suppressor on battle rifles should be a crime

[cyan orchid]

100%

[thorny depot]

i WANT it to sound loud

[west zenith]

no because i dont like going deaf every time i fire

[cyan orchid]

wear ear protection

idiot

[rocky cypress]

My buddy and I spent five hours going for the A rank FISA vest from Hide and Seek. We both kept dieing in really stupid ways. On one of the attempts I got killed by the gimp while trying to arrest him, I was extremely tired and didn't see him reaching back for his pistol 💔

[marsh moss]

is that david dobrik

dobrick

dobrik

broke. chicked

[dusty hornet]

no, 7.62x51mm has more damage.

[mellow moth]

Hey everyone I accidentally let’s a while ago who was it that was helping me before because I want to thank him

[silk heron]

This game has horrible hit reg

[runic minnow]

Who wants to play ron

[night helm]

tarkov players:

https://tenor.com/view/joker-i-am-different-forget-about-it-opinion-gif-18043662

[upper nebula]

[native fog]

TURN AROUND AND STAY STILL

[full dome]

yall why isnt there a G3 mod yet

[native fog]

g3 is in the game

[mellow moth]

Hey everyone I accidentally let’s a while ago who was it that was helping me before because I want to thank him I think it was commerce or something

[full dome]

not the full length version

aka the only version that matters and the only version that people use

[native fog]

it is there

the g3a3

[rocky cypress]

I saw what you deleted

[native fog]

💔

[sinful pilot]

Hiii

[night helm]

is it available to player?

its available to opfor

how bout us?

also why do opfor get ak100 rifles grrrrrr

i want to make a spetsnaz ak103

[sinful pilot]

yes player have G3A3

[night helm]

i must've forgot

i havent bothered to change my loadouts in forever

praise be the heckler & koch god

[native fog]

obviously ofc man

[sinful pilot]

Eating dinner at midnight go crazy

[full dome]

dude i was searching for the last suspect for like 10 minutes and i stopped once to take a sip of tea but right as i picked up my cup of tea i got shot at and jumped

SOMEHOW i didnt spill it

[native fog]

💔

[sinful pilot]

bad timing 😢 tragic

[upper nebula]

[past lake]

Real

[past lake]

always finish the mission

like the good soldier

[austere totem]

Okay, I genuinely need help with the last level. Like the A team or something.

[full dome]

sir we are SWAT officers not soldiers

[past lake]

with military tac gear

[full dome]

greased palms is the hardest imo

[full dome]

no this is SWAT gear

[past lake]

yeah no you are smoking something

[past lake]

nah

GP is not the hardest tbh took me at least 5 tries to S tier

[foggy meadow]

We love the G3.

[past lake]

who is we

No one speaks french pal

[foggy meadow]

It's a German design

[past lake]

Joke flew passed your noggin i see

[foggy meadow]

It did

[past lake]

Well get a sense of humor

[fickle fable]

hellaur

[foggy meadow]

Oh I get the joke now

[past lake]

whats up

[fickle fable]

I used to play RoN, old days WAYYYY back

[past lake]

yeah

[fickle fable]

Now I cant afford it anymore

[past lake]

Unc

[fickle fable]

Ah well

[full dome]

russian*

[past lake]

Korean*

[hard notch]

Ready or Not needs to add the Kriss Vector react with 👍 if you agree

[fickle fable]

I'm just here for supporting the game

[full dome]

dude i still havent learned "us" in russian

[past lake]

If you played it... then doesnt that mean you have it..?

[full dome]

the most important word

[fickle fable]

Old steam account

That one got hacked years back

[past lake]

No

[native fog]

Yes we do

[hard notch]

Why not?

[past lake]

Another french speaker

[native fog]

Can’t even react here bro

[twilit ether]

If shouting at civilians is your power, then what are you without it

[native fog]

I don’t speak French

[past lake]

So many better weapons

[hard notch]

Forgot😭

[native fog]

A civilian

[past lake]

i guess no one in here has a sense of humor

[foggy meadow]

Also what's the best vest type? I usually run heavy vest

[native fog]

💔

[hard notch]

Just because you don't like it doesnt meaan it shouldnt be added

[past lake]

Light

[past lake]

Never said i didnt like it

[foggy meadow]

I would like to know why

[native fog]

I run heavy cuz it protects limbs better

[past lake]

Mobility and all around better

[twilit ether]

If bragging about S ranking whole game is your power, what are you without it

[foggy meadow]

I run it because it just looks cool

[native fog]

Meow

[native fog]

True that

[hard notch]

"So many better weapons" You're saying you don't like it and prefer others

[fickle fable]

Yeah bro sucks right

[twilit ether]

If arguing on discord is your power, what are you without it

[native fog]

G3 and the ga51 are the best battle rigles
I dont use the g3 anymore its too long but the ga51 is solid

[full dome]

heavy is bad if you fail to enter a room properly and then you cant retreat fast

[hard notch]

socrates gtfo😭 ✌️

[full dome]

i can spell

[native fog]

Just dont do that
Always throw a flash or ask your ai to enter and clear =)

[twilit ether]

😋

[past lake]

There are so many better weapons then the Vec. Sure the Vec was revolutionary with its blowback design and everything but theres no real reason for 9mm vec if theres a sub with .45 ACP capabilities and better bullet vel. and capabilities

[native fog]

Do you have cat pics

[hard notch]

I culd nvr

[fickle fable]

I've heard of the new weapons dang, looks sick, maybe in the future (aka years from now) i will be able to get the game again

[twilit ether]

Damn take me on a date first

[full dome]

fer reel

[past lake]

Officer Down o7

[native fog]

Just pirate it

[native fog]

[fickle fable]

WHY

[native fog]

Cuz you wanna play it

[fickle fable]

Then I can't play multi

[foggy meadow]

Just beg one of your friends to get it for you

[past lake]

dont let nintendo hear you, might sue you just for that word

[fickle fable]

And also, it's an illicit way to get it

I'd rather wait than pirate it

[past lake]

good man

[native fog]

Does NOT work

[native fog]

Whatever

[foggy meadow]

Huh weird, worked for me

[hard notch]

True but the 9 does stand as a bit of a less heavy hitting than the 45 good for incapacitating over killing

[twilit ether]

[native fog]

💔

[hard notch]

tin🥹

[native fog]

The usp is the best .45 pistol imo in the game

[past lake]

Hence why adding the Vector is just redundant cause you have guns like the MPX that have better performance like handling and AR-style control system

[native fog]

More capacity

[hard notch]

I was gonna say 2011 but forgot its 9mm🥹

[past lake]

Real men use the MK-V

[native fog]

Nuh uh

[native fog]

💔 💔

[hard notch]

You have a good point but you can't lie a Vector spewing out .45 at about 1,200 rpm sounds fun for like Valley of the Dolls

[past lake]

you miss 90% of the shot but damn it feels good

[native fog]

Ahahah

[native fog]

YES

[past lake]

eh

run in there with an M249

[native fog]

Pkm better

[past lake]

be a man and collapse the entire building

[native fog]

Make everyone cheese

[hard notch]

I play on console I can't get mods😔

[native fog]

Just drop cluster bombs on the voll house

[past lake]

me too

[past lake]

nah i would drop a M.O.A.B

everyone in the area is guilty, idc what TOC says

they knew about it trust

[native fog]

Fr fr why else were they at his house

[hard notch]

M249 would be peak though add that, the Vector, M240B (B stands for bingus) and you have a great dlc

[native fog]

Bingus indeed

[past lake]

Exactly, disguising it as a "Birthday party" do they think we are fools?

[native fog]

Get their asses, enter and burn it all doen

[past lake]

exactly

[native fog]

[night helm]

nooo vector cool

[past lake]

All Gods Burn is a pretty good mission

[night helm]

word

word

or give us an m16 lsw

[past lake]

EVO 3 outperforms

[hard notch]

It just takes a minute to adapt

[night helm]

grrrrrrr i dont care performs

[waxen goblet]

Any one have the carries or vine dlc that we can do s tier on

[hard notch]

YES

[night helm]

i care look

[native fog]

Can’t hop on rn
Im tired

[waxen goblet]

You know when you can

[native fog]

Negative

[hard notch]

Wait no I was thinking of A New America mb

[waxen goblet]

Any one have the carries or vine dlc that we can do s tier on

[past lake]

You say that now but when the time comes you will want a gun that performs well and doesnt jam or self-discharge (cough cough P320)

[native fog]

I dont think thats a dlc mission

[past lake]

Carrier of the Vine isnt a DLC

[foggy meadow]

I personally think A New America the best in terms of making the player feel like shit for failing the mission

[night helm]

dude the kriss vector is not the sig p320 and it's a video game

[native fog]

No Sig sauer anything in this household

[native fog]

Exactly

[waxen goblet]

Anyone have the carries or vines map unlocked

[waxen goblet]

Ty

[night helm]

i still say no to the p320

[waxen goblet]

Ty

[native fog]

Check the mods on nexusmods

[night helm]

i dont wanna get leg meta'd for free

[native fog]

Me too

[past lake]

Of course its a video game but are we in the video game?

[native fog]

#🔎looking-for-players

[night helm]

im talking about the video game

[native fog]

🥀

[night helm]

Ready or Not by VOID Interactive

[waxen goblet]

Thanks

[past lake]

MK22 MRAD was a flop ngl

[past lake]

but is the vector in the game?

[night helm]

lmfao

the bolt action sniper where the bolt handle is the trigger

fucking khyber pass type shi

[night helm]

noooooo but it needs to beeeeeeee

[past lake]

Chat i think its time to introduce a company that has smoked the most amount of crack but can make good firearms when they smoke the good kind of crack

Kel-Tec

[native fog]

[past lake]

Dont look at me like that you know im right

[native fog]

Thats from my country lol
They be making anything up there
Bolt action ak look alike 💀

Custom made too

[past lake]

We need the AK-50 from Brandon Herrara

[native fog]

NO NO WE ARE SWAT

[past lake]

thoughts?

[native fog]

We need an ak 104

[past lake]

So? doesnt stop us from having a 50AE MK-V or a Russian AR

[native fog]

Ermmmm ackhsyally alaskan pds use aks as the standard rifle

[night helm]

😂

[native fog]

Okay am gon hop offnow

[night helm]

THATS WHY I VOTED HIM

[past lake]

Thats cause they used to be russian

doesnt count

Legalize RPG-7s everywhere

[night helm]

the lspd have g3s in inventory apparently

[past lake]

I want to rocket ride like its 2018 fortnite

[night helm]

[past lake]

"Here to see Pluto Nash in 3-D"

[night helm]

yes plssss

give us the p50 and the ksg and the sub2000

itd be funny

[native fog]

Lolll

[zinc elk]

Yes

[night helm]

nooooooo it's the rothschild space lasers trust me brooooo trust meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!trustytrusty!!!!!!

the space lasers are giving the opfor aimbot and ignore armor!!!!!!!!

[past lake]

PR57 on top

[formal matrix]

judge would pass the final mission if he could go home to see Steel Ball Run ep2 afterwards

[night helm]

balls

[past lake]

I think Judge would be more interested in things like Pong or Snake

[upper nebula]

When you’re thirsty so you drink water 😭

[past lake]

When your thirsty so you eat your pet turtle

[upper nebula]

Relatable

[past lake]

not really i eat sand

[upper nebula]

When you’re tired so you go to sleep 😂😂

[past lake]

When you're tired so you go to a foreign country and just start laughing at people

[upper nebula]

Real

[past lake]

sorry i was diggin for gold in my nose

all i found was a bloody booger

my nose is now bleeding from said booger and now i think im dying

call amber lamps

need TEMS

[upper nebula]

I do that but in my pants

Digging for gold

[past lake]

real

gotta see if its safe to eat

[upper nebula]

When you’re hungry so you eat food 😭😭

[past lake]

not relatable

i dont eat cause im a schizo

[full dome]

yall why does RoN lowk have the BEST weapon sway ever

[past lake]

bro never played Tarkov

[rocky cypress]

Hello

[past lake]

6 7

[rocky cypress]

[shy citrus]

Hai

[full dome]

tarkovs is worse

tarkovs feels like it works like on a stiff ball joint or something

[crude dust]

This shit genuinely gave me a penalty on my intelligence

@shy citrus FINLANDIA!

[shy citrus]

Indeed :>

[crude dust]

I once knew a man from finland

[shy citrus]

I’m not from it xd

[crude dust]

The man hated me and called me every harsh word for an Irish fella there is

[shy citrus]

My parents are tho

[crude dust]

I'm an American, who simply brought up my Irish heritage

[night helm]

sorry not even close.

[crude dust]

Irish, German, Scottish, basic starter nationalities for everyone in Missouri

[night helm]

i prefer my custom settings on soarin's bodycam on ravenfield away

but deadline is also good

[crude dust]

IS THAT THE HIT WONDER M109A1 PALADIN @night helm, MY FAVORITE AMERICAN SELF PROPELLED ARTILLERY GUN!?

[night helm]

https://tenor.com/view/k9-thunder-firing-self-propelled-howitzer-artillery-spg-gif-7427021126688841622

drat no m109 gifs

[crude dust]

Me when I'm at the SPA function and I see the Vidar and PzH2000 pull up

[night helm]

but the korean sph is good too

the vidar is a k9 derivative too i think

poland also getting some

and egypt

[crude dust]

The K9 barks in 155m

[night helm]

common western howitzer caliber

for ru bloc its 152

[crude dust]

Eastern Bloc 152mm or Comically huge artillery gun

[shy citrus]

I’ve never met anyone from Missouri ngl

[night helm]

do you consider the 2s4 tyulpan comically huge?

[crude dust]

Its hell

Hell is merely Diet Missouri

[crude dust]

The one that's basically 80 to 20 in gun to body?

[shy citrus]

Lmao

I like your profile btw very chill <3

[crude dust]

I usually play the role of therapist for people so I have to maintain my aura of chill, nobody gotta know I'm secretly a goblin behind the screen

I say that as if I'm not probably a worse person than anyone who's cried to me

[shy citrus]

lol I made mine just how I am irl

[crude dust]

My irl personality is a 180

[native fog]

Ballseek

[crude dust]

Irl I'm a dead silent stalker who occasionally will stand staring over your shoulder. I have yet to fail to improve efficiently with my glare

[crude dust]

My 2nd removed cousin

[shy citrus]

Irl I’m a goth girl

[native fog]

[crude dust]

I'm not goth, I'm more of a Stalker Protagonist

[crude dust]

Minus the eastern European voice, I keep all the other traits

[native fog]

Dawg

[crude dust]

I got that dawg in me

arf arf

[shy citrus]

I am :p

[crude dust]

I look like you'd find me in poland

Drunk and half in a dumpster

[native fog]

Dawg in you
You’re my cousin

Brotato

[shy citrus]

So everyone

[native fog]

Terve tulloa 🔥

[crude dust]

Hello Cousin dawg

[native fog]

How you doing cousin dawg

[shy citrus]

What

[native fog]

Fake Finnish person

[shy citrus]

Bruh

My mom and dad are Finnish

[crude dust]

🐧

[native fog]

Do you speak Finnish

[crude dust]

I'm iced out and nihilistic

[shy citrus]

They do

[native fog]

Dawg fr fr though ❤️

[shy citrus]

Im born in American they were born in Finland

[crude dust]

Man I love French people

[native fog]

Well terve tulloa means hello everyone

Yeah

[shy citrus]

I look like you’d rather find me at a concert or a bar lol

[crude dust]

hello everyone, how are you? good, thank you
ohmawh god

[native fog]

OMAIIGAWDDDD
Cousin dawg its really you dawg

[shy citrus]

I was gonna send like an example but no image perms so

[crude dust]

yo dawg

[shy citrus]

🥀

[crude dust]

bawomp

[native fog]

Yo dawg?

[crude dust]

added sound effects

[native fog]

[crude dust]

Good thing I'm wearing a poncho

[native fog]

Lol

[native fog]

George

[shy citrus]

Yes

[native fog]

Mercedese

MERCEDEEZ NUDZ

[shy citrus]

Personally I love the photo of Rigby to look like Kimi

[crude dust]

@shy citrus you remind me of a girl I knew named kat

[native fog]

Kimi is based

[shy citrus]

Who’s that

[crude dust]

You, but with Ukrainian mom and American Dad basically

I have met many a goth gal

[shy citrus]

Hm

[native fog]

Tell me about your work

[crude dust]

She was into cars in shi though

[crude dust]

I won't tell you anything

[native fog]

Okay 🤝

[shy citrus]

Ah I’m just into f1 because of a friend x3

[native fog]

DU DU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN

[crude dust]

I was preparing for the "It really annoys me whenever people ask me 3 times" joke from Austin Powers

[crude dust]

DOOUT DOOUT DOOUT MAX VERSTAPPEN

[native fog]

If you cope enough squidward dances to the beat of du du du max verstappen

[crude dust]

Close your eyes, do a 360, and do the flop

You'll beep like a sheep maybe

[native fog]

Instructions unclear i don’t have a spine anymore

[crude dust]

I got your back don't worry

[crude dust]

Would you like it back? You don't seem to have much of a spine, seemingly struggling to stand up for yourself so much

[late hound]

GOOOOD MORNING VIIIETNAAAM

[glass mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/good-mauding-maud-maud-frainklen-maud-squad-good-morning-gif-25369976

[native fog]

what was the name of this movie

[shy citrus]

Full metal jacket I think

[crude dust]

Good Morning, Vietnam...

[shy citrus]

Oh

[shy citrus]

I’m stupid

[untold parcel]

Hello, I haven't visited this server since 1.0, why are the latest dev-blogs year old or more? Have they stopped completely about showing us the future stuff?

[crude dust]

7.62 millimeter, fulllll metal jacket!

Chat send in a rescue team

My cat is taking me hostage

[empty dove]

hi

[fresh heath]

Anyone want to S tier Greased Palms with me?

[nova sage]

tbh imagine if we got to use our tactical shield+ grenades would be Pretty Fun tbh

[fresh heath]

Gonna S teir Greased Palms, Neon Tomb, Rust Belt,SOTF, and relapse tn if anyone wants to get it

[empty dove]

you on pc or console? what difficulty? I got them already but i can help if im free

[native fog]

No

[native fog]

Hell

[crude dust]

You need a jacket?

[tidal raven]

Alchemy

[empty dove]

yes please, a little bit cold rn

[crude dust]

Alright... full metal jacket...

[empty dove]

[crude dust]