💬general-discussion

[pliant briar]

the only computer i have that i know works properly is a macbook and you aren't playing shit on that

cycling worked well too because just the riding takes 2-4 hours (i don't think i would survive 4 hours at the moment though)

[crude dust]

I am a very bad ps5 owner

It took a while to click that the heat vent needs alot of space to blow out towards

I fixxed my setup

now its cool and cold

[silk briar]

i use my PC to heat my room in the winter

allegorically ofc

[faint schooner]

we can see that

[sinful pilot]

Fuck me bro lunch is so good today got some meatball subbies with some mexican vibes

[sharp horizon]

when's the next discount?

[sinful pilot]

and me in the corner harnesing my polish

🇵🇱

[silk briar]

message @long summit with a report and video evidence

[sinful pilot]

I fucking love mexican music bro i don’t understand their language but their vibes is on another level

grow up

[silk briar]

message toc anywho. we do not handle moderation concerns in chat.

[terse pecan]

Ok.

[terse pecan]

…..

[faint schooner]

isnt the game rating 18

[faint schooner]

what

[sinful pilot]

listening to polish anthem and stuffs

[formal matrix]

yes this is the game where half the story revolves around super epstein

[sinful pilot]

Miska teach me polish

[nimble marsh]

NSFW topics are not allowed regardless if the game is 18+

Discord is very clear in their ToS/Community Guidelines and it's exceptions

[faint schooner]

oh

[faint schooner]

nie

[pliant briar]

fun fact: i don't know the polish anthem

[nimble marsh]

Don't know my anthem either

heard it at a hockey game 2 weeks ago

forgot it again

[pliant briar]

but to be fair i don't think i ever memorized even one song/poem or anything like that in my life

[nimble marsh]

It was the first anime I ever watched. The second one was Edgerunners. To be honest I only watch anime when a lot of friends actually recommend it to me (does not happen often), or when someone wants to watch something actually good with me

[pliant briar]

the first anime i ever completed was edgerunners

[nimble marsh]

It was peak, and sad.

I bought cyberpunk after that

[pliant briar]

i don't remember a thing about it

[nimble marsh]

lmao

[formal matrix]

my first anime was technically sonic X at the age of like 3

[pliant briar]

but i don't even remember the anime i recently watched so yeah...

[formal matrix]

tried getting into jjk but stopped at ep14 s1 and forgot to keep going

[pliant briar]

i could literally watch the same anime twice in a row in one sitting and probably not remember half of the stuff

[formal matrix]

real

i think the first anime i watched fully was parasyte

goated anime but i forgot half of what happened

[nimble marsh]

The end is that every single member of the cast except 2 die

[pliant briar]

i would remember what happens but not how though

[silk briar]

i remember really enjoying edgerunners. wasn't a crazy show or anything life changing but just solid

[pliant briar]

so i remember that but not how

[nimble marsh]

Right, it was not some peak fiction or something, but it was really good imo

[pliant briar]

for an anime it was very good

[silk briar]

my second favorite anime is breaking bad

[nimble marsh]

Well, betrayal, stupidity, insanity or this mf

Adam fucking Smasher

[silk briar]

such a stupid name i love it

[nimble marsh]

aka guy who is literally 97% cyborg with the only human part about him being his brain

[pliant briar]

all that and still got beaten by a split personality psycho

[nimble marsh]

In history of cyberpunk, no one has been able to beat Smasher other than you in Cyberpunk 2077

[native fog]

Oomf thats some wolfenstein level stuff

[pliant briar]

if only the solo ending wasn't so sad in the end credits

[nimble marsh]

Because the issue with the cyberware is that you go insane after making your body too cyborg-ish. You start seeing shit, become insane until the police call MaxTac which just kills you. Smasher is the only person who uses his insanity to become even stronger (he can control himself), and also you as the main character. You are also immune to the whole cyber-psychosis

[pliant briar]

not really immune, more like tolerant

because iirc some skills explicitly mention cyber psychosis

[nimble marsh]

The Edgerunner skill, yes.

But that is esentially what Smasher has

You become insane with full control, extreme speed and strength

[pliant briar]

and technically maxtac has cyber psychos themselves

not to mention the side mission where you "help" cyber psychos

i don't really remember how exactly but you know what i mean probably

[nimble marsh]

Right, because when they get ahold of someone who is a cyber psycho, but they manage to "incapacitate" him without killing him, they are given the choice of serving the state or dying.

[pliant briar]

the city*

[nimble marsh]

yea

In any case, despite all that cyberpunk went through, it is a very solid game

[dense field]

haha 67 thousand people online on this server

[faint schooner]

not true

54 thousand

[pliant briar]

storywise it was always amazing

and development of some characters is the best the gaming industry ever had tbh

[nimble marsh]

I wanna see how it will develop in Wuthering Waves since there is an edgerunners collab soon

[sharp pewter]

Where muh laser/light combo?

[gaunt holly]

Idk

[silk briar]

i'm so bored

[silk briar]

[gaunt holly]

Need update to revive chat

[silk briar]

okay fine i'll release it

[gaunt holly]

🙏

[silk briar]

did you know that people will often resort to harmful things just to prevent boredom

[green tusk]

Where is the update Zep

[silk briar]

there was this study where, basically, a substantial amount of participants shocked themselves just to avoid boredom. not for any benefit other than stimulus

[silk briar]

its coming down the pipeline man the pipes around here are frozen solid

i'd reckon it should be out in about a year or two

[crude dust]

they didn't keep the pipes running in the winter

[faint schooner]

you do NOT want the chat back like in lss

[pliant briar]

not really harmful though

[silk briar]

unpleasant at the very least

but thats a good point

[crude dust]

So playing siege

[silk briar]

i guess a more accurate statement would be that humans really dislike lack of stimulation

[crude dust]

I like playing siege tbh

[faint schooner]

played ranked

[crude dust]

I don't use Rifles and SMGs anymore

I only use DMRs

[nimble marsh]

A year ago at a school presentation, the teacher asked us if we wanna zap each other

So we were uh

It was alright

[crude dust]

@gaunt holly I only use 20 inch barrels

[pliant briar]

me when i get a toothache and poke it so that it doesn't stop (the pain is enough to make me cry btw)

thankfully (or not?) that hasn't happened in a while

[crude dust]

Never had a tooth ache

[gaunt holly]

Was this the censorship era? That was chatpocalypse

[faint schooner]

maybe

[silk briar]

it was around there

[crude dust]

back whenever a certain guy was shot perhaps

[faint schooner]

specifics

[crude dust]

the one that kam got fired for

[dusk pawn]

guys what should i do if the guy i arrest keeps telling me i know nothing about them

[pliant briar]

lss aka the console port?

[crude dust]

don't say that word, you'll summon them

[dusk pawn]

who's them

[crude dust]

them

[silk briar]

oh no…

[faint schooner]

specifics

[dusk pawn]

who's them

[pliant briar]

ron lost its soul because i can't see gerard's balls

[crude dust]

He doesn't know

[dusk pawn]

actually a better question is how's them

[crude dust]

probably good, kids don't think alot

[formal matrix]

game ruined FOREVER

[dusk pawn]

i dont know

[faint schooner]

too specific

[dusk pawn]

oh is them a kid

[crude dust]

Main censorship argument counter:

[crude dust]

No console players

[dusk pawn]

too late

[silk briar]

(don’t look at their roles)

[crude dust]

I know from first hand experience, most kids are on console

[formal matrix]

we yes we all playing from the nintendo switch in 2027

[crude dust]

[dusk pawn]

i cant see that kid breakdancing in the bed in twisted nerve

[faint schooner]

gaben cube is what im using to play ron

[dusk pawn]

i just slammed my thumb

[crude dust]

I've seen those irl, I don't think I need to see them in RoN

[pliant briar]

it's more about the fact cosmetic censorship is enough to get the game review bombed, but the game being in a horrible state with bugs known for years still present is just another monday

[dusk pawn]

ok now thats genuinely concerning

[crude dust]

The Gabe Cube

[wise kestrel]

how accurate are the stats that RoN has? seems like they are off

[dusk pawn]

weapon stats?

[crude dust]

a man's balls was more pressing than the game being unbearably buggy

[formal matrix]

ai slop on the walls and the swat ai still acting like dookie at times after years yet for some reason people were more outraged over the game removing ai generated child exploitation pics from the basement

[gaunt holly]

Ron has stats?

[wise kestrel]

like personal stats it shows. like accuracy, average grade, all that

[dusk pawn]

yes

[crude dust]

People play RoN?

[faint schooner]

barely work

[pliant briar]

about as accurate as throwing a dice

[dusk pawn]

oh, player stats. idk i think they're accurate ish

[wise kestrel]

yeah seems pretty shite

[dusk pawn]

i see too many people get c

[crude dust]

My sister would have them occasionally when I was a kid

[formal matrix]

ron ranked

[wise kestrel]

yeah i am C average

[dusk pawn]

like seizures or overdose convulsion

[crude dust]

Seizures

[dusk pawn]

relieving but at the same time still concering

[crude dust]

Like Timmy at the end of the forest

[pliant briar]

george m deployed

[crude dust]

I've never touched drugs in my life

I'm high on depression

[dusk pawn]

stay away from drugs everybody

do you guys think they should add the Walther MPL back into the game?

It's the gun from the old trailers

one of the officers had it.

[crude dust]

thats kept me out of basically every "peer pressure narcotic"

[wise kestrel]

have you seen anyone improve it much? gotten like 8 A's in a row and nothin for me

[dusk pawn]

most people i see getting C just end up getting D next mission

[pliant briar]

i inhale harmful substances every day (elite ball knowledge)

[crude dust]

I got like a C or B with all my missions being S rank

[dusk pawn]

we all do

[crude dust]

Me whenever I inhale carbon:

[dusk pawn]

i only completed the campaign like once

so i still have an E grade to fix

[formal matrix]

ironman mode replay

[dusk pawn]

hide and seek asdfasdfasdf

[dusk pawn]

birman cat?

[formal matrix]

finished it w/ the hermit badge aswell

[pliant briar]

did you know that if you don't breathe you don't age as much?

[dusk pawn]

darn

[crude dust]

If I didn't breath id die, therefore I wouldn't age at all

[dusk pawn]

genius

but guys should they add the Walther MPL back (its the old looking gun that one of the officers in the first trailer or so carried, and is currently still used by suspects in some missions)

[crude dust]

yes

Old guns for SWAT 99

[dusk pawn]

walther mpl supremacy

[pliant briar]

you would decompose and become part of someone else (eventually)

[dusk pawn]

they should add colt 635 too

[crude dust]

Colt LMG

rahhhh

[ornate pier]

Desert eagle

[crude dust]

They added that

[dusk pawn]

there's an extremely high chance you could become part of this thing called tree too sometimes

[ornate pier]

where

[dusk pawn]

brother we already have the MK-V

[ornate pier]

are you guys talking about ron or about gta

[dusk pawn]

the MK-V shoots the same bullets with the same capacity

[dusk pawn]

ron

[crude dust]

Next DLC its free, you have to be a supporter for it rn

[ornate pier]

There's a new dlc?

[dusk pawn]

they need to add m134

[ornate pier]

tutorial on how to become a supporter?

[dusk pawn]

they teased one coming this year with NO info on it

[crude dust]

you don't

[dusk pawn]

you cant get supporter edition anymore

[ornate pier]

bro probably the only type of swat that uses that stuff is in north korea

[dusk pawn]

but if you have digital deluxe edition you can still get it for free that way too

because mission pass alpha

[ornate pier]

I'll keep using mods then

[dusk pawn]

brother the m134 is a minigun

[ornate pier]

brother I know

[dusk pawn]

brother I am your father actually

[ornate pier]

don't test me

[dusk pawn]

but son,

[ornate pier]

You see me on the pfp?

[dusk pawn]

yes son

[ornate pier]

Pull over

[dusk pawn]

im sorry son i will

[crude dust]

COME OUT OR ELSE!
never!
M134 spins up

[dusk pawn]

where

[dusk pawn]

"NO FUCKING WAY!"
"I don't listen to cops!"

"Eat my ass, pig!"

[crude dust]

BRRRRRRT

[dusk pawn]

"I NEED YOU TO SLIDE OVER."

[ornate pier]

is this rp

[dusk pawn]

– guy from D platoon

[crude dust]

"YOU'RE IN MY SPOT SIR!"

[ornate pier]

don't son me

[dusk pawn]

yo'rue*

[dusk pawn]

father

[dusk pawn]

eli prescott king swan supremacy

[ornate pier]

finally someone is good with grammar

[crude dust]

Son😭 😭 😭 I'm 😭 😭 😭 crying

[dusk pawn]

crine*

[crude dust]

Son

[ornate pier]

BRDTAC is not a good name

[crude dust]

I don't have a son no more

[ornate pier]

Or whatever it's called

[dusk pawn]

border patrol something idk

[ornate pier]

Why do I have the permission to ping the community manager

[dusk pawn]

prolly because nitro booster

nah you good mb bro

[crude dust]

I suggest we drop it before something very bad occurs with one of us

[dusk pawn]

good argument

lets agree to agree

[crude dust]

He is watching...

[dusk pawn]

Is he Juan

from that civilian challenge

[crude dust]

He is eman...

[dusk pawn]

eman like with gman right

[crude dust]

I'm a US born citizen, I have European heritage

[crude dust]

yes

[dusk pawn]

Isn't USA rule of the land so therefore you're American

[dusk pawn]

hooray

[crude dust]

Aman, Bman, Cman, Dman, Eman, Fman, Gman

[pliant briar]

imagine being american

[dusk pawn]

tsk tsk tsk these americans do too many american things

like american football

[crude dust]

LS represents my daily routine very well in, most the missions actually

[dusk pawn]

did your senator get almost assassinated

[crude dust]

Its almost like RoN is a criticism of the actual US, but I dunno

[dusk pawn]

it literally is

[pliant briar]

every year it gets more accurate smh

[dusk pawn]

it's a dramaticised critisism of the US which ends up depending on how you view it being LITERALLY the usa

[crude dust]

RoN is training sim for Europeans

[pliant briar]

biggest third world country

[crude dust]

Thats what Void is doing

[dusk pawn]

guys whats the most common name you all get for your ai teammates
Mine is Garcia

[dusk pawn]

lmfao

[crude dust]

we get teammates?

[dusk pawn]

in commander mode yes

[crude dust]

[dusk pawn]

wait you didnt know

[crude dust]

They all resigned man

[dusk pawn]

oh damn

did you forget to therapy them with your tablet

because you get new ones after them

[crude dust]

Apparently beating the PTSD out of them isn't therapy

[dusk pawn]

it literally makes them perform worse too

wait do you have ps+

[crude dust]

no

I'm broke rn

[dusk pawn]

i can finally relate to somebody

im also broke rn

my friend got me a 200 kr gift card though

[sinful pilot]

Hi

[crude dust]

[dusk pawn]

so that's like 1 month almost 2 of PS+ essential or something idk

[sinful pilot]

Goldship i don’t like that font

[crude dust]

sorry

[dusk pawn]

lowk still more readable

[crude dust]

I modernized

[dusk pawn]

now it looks like the letter Q

[crude dust]

Qoldship

[dusk pawn]

"Coldship"

wait are you standard edition

holy creu is that the fancy

[crude dust]

unfortunately, I'm broke

[sinful pilot]

nuh uh

[crude dust]

yes I am standard

[dusk pawn]

awh shucks

[crude dust]

gonna foot the 1b yen debt i have?

[dusk pawn]

what the fuck

[crude dust]

we do a little trolling

[sinful pilot]

you look awfully similar to Hammer

[dusk pawn]

who is hammer

[sinful pilot]

@native fog i found your twin

[dusk pawn]

holy shmoly

he is another one of those who joined that movement a while back

hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of users would change their pfps to clippy, predominantly on YouTube

because clippy wouldn't steal your personal information

he only wanted to help

[pliant briar]

jarvis, nuke this chat

[sinful pilot]

Jarvis more alcohol

[dusk pawn]

mods, fill his stockings with coal this christmas

[native fog]

where

[dusk pawn]

idk

[native fog]

huh

[dusk pawn]

what

[native fog]

goofy ahh dinguses

[crude dust]

Jarvis, put a parlay on Eman saying civil

[dusk pawn]

lets get married

[native fog]

please drink water and explode

[native fog]

okay bet

[dusk pawn]

stay hydrationaterd

[crude dust]

I am

[dusk pawn]

yes

[crude dust]

I always stay hydrated

[dusk pawn]

Yeah but did you know that I give a fuck, and I actually do care

[native fog]

next friday

[dusk pawn]

you, me, gas station

[crude dust]

same twin

[dusk pawn]

yes

[gaunt holly]

I haven't seen those words in a while. Will take the under on this one

[dusk pawn]

I remember when saying "crazy" a while ago would cause an entire crowd of other people to say "crazy?"

And im pretty sure you all know how that goes

[crude dust]

hmm, yeah, I agree

no way Eman gonna magically appear and say "Civil."

-# manifesting

[dusk pawn]

I mean, I was crazy once.

They locked me in a room

Ok im gonna stop here

[crude dust]

They locked you in a room? A rubber room?

[dusk pawn]

Yes, a rubber room with rats

[native fog]

4ugasstation

[dusk pawn]

we jump the debanco guy and get married on the spot

[gaunt holly]

So much for Mr. E-Man "always watching"

[pliant briar]

5m slowmode like in the good old times

[dusk pawn]

No.

[crude dust]

and a alligator is the priest?

[dusk pawn]

Not again.

[dusk pawn]

hmmm ill leave that choice to hammer

[crude dust]

he's gotta rest his eyes

[gaunt holly]

Chat just needs to yap a little bit to flood the messages before he gets back

[gaunt holly]

Uh oh. Game over

[green tusk]

No, I am watching

[gaunt holly]

☠️

[green tusk]

Nothing worth replying to

[native fog]

type shi type shi

[native fog]

yeah

[dusk pawn]

just make sure that if the five-o come we tell them that we aint doing shi

[crude dust]

do you know the Shrek book that says that "Shrek was so hated by god no human priest could be at his wedding so they had a alligator dress as a priest for the wedding"

[crude dust]

Do you ever blink?

[dusk pawn]

i tilted my chair too far forward and fell on the table

gravity

[crude dust]

you sit above the table?

[dusk pawn]

yesn't

[crude dust]

Or are you phasing into Australia

[faint schooner]

mr eman is no longer here

[dusk pawn]

i can send a photo of my setup later

in DMs

[gaunt holly]

Proof?

[sinful pilot]

Miska killed him

[crude dust]

Is flying just prolonged falling?

[native fog]

of course

[native fog]

yeah of course

[crude dust]

So birds don't fly, they fall in style

[pliant briar]

got replaced by mr mean

[dusk pawn]

yes

[lament pebble]

More like a controlled decent

[crude dust]

Eman is replaced by Fman

[dusk pawn]

my microscope fell

can I send photo

[crude dust]

damn

[crude dust]

that makes sense

[faint schooner]

womp womp

[lament pebble]

Gotta love waking up at 4am on your bday

[dusk pawn]

my dad said no talking to robloxes

[faint schooner]

why did the prisoner choose bread over the key

[dusk pawn]

average suhoor

[crude dust]

I think Eman beat me to the punch on deleting my message

[lament pebble]

I'm pulling a sicky tomorrow

[dusk pawn]

becaise bread tastes better than key

[crude dust]

Happy birthday?

[formal matrix]

because bread tastes better than key

[dusk pawn]

becaise*

[crude dust]

Because key tastes better than bread

[dusk pawn]

nerd noob nerd nerd nooob

[lament pebble]

Thanks

Still 10 stops left

[faint schooner]

[dusk pawn]

goldship do i send setup

[crude dust]

maybe

[dusk pawn]

because taste breads better than key

[dusk pawn]

ill take that as a yes

[crude dust]

I eat rocks

[crude dust]

Mayhaps

[dusk pawn]

i sentent

sententeth

ooga booga tastes better than unga bunga

[native fog]

No

[dusk pawn]

hi pokemon

[native fog]

[dusk pawn]

pookie*

[native fog]

Please proceed to explode

[dusk pawn]

relatable

[crude dust]

Why is there 2 clippys

[native fog]

BECAUSED

[crude dust]

BECAUSED WHY!?

WHAT DO THE CLIPPYS MEAN MASON

[dusk pawn]

CAUSE AND EFFECT

[crude dust]

THIS IS MASS AND EFFECT

[dusk pawn]

@native fog should i explain

[crude dust]

I'm genuinely tweaking

[dusk pawn]

should i explain to you

[crude dust]

Yall looked the same

[dusk pawn]

why there are two clippys

[crude dust]

Jarvis, clip dat

[dusk pawn]

is that a yes

[dusk pawn]

is it now you Son of Fagin from Oliver Twist

[crude dust]

No, this is Patrick

[dusk pawn]

oh no

youre doing the thing

[native fog]

no

[dusk pawn]

i am now legally obligated to ask you if this is the krusty krab

[native fog]

HEHEH NO

[dusk pawn]

ok master hammer

[native fog]

ufiehwuifhweuioewjfoeiwu

[crude dust]

I'm more of a Jacky Faber type

[dusk pawn]

ah

[crude dust]

I love pirates

argggg

[crude dust]

wait a damn second...

[sacred sorrel]

I hope they add ski mask for commander mode next update

[pliant briar]

i hope they fix at least one bug without introducing a new one

[sacred sorrel]

True

[crude dust]

3 fixed 6 added

[pliant briar]

atp ai would do a better job unironically

[sacred sorrel]

Too bad we console players won't get to use the granade launcher

I bought the mission pass just in case

[formal matrix]

i need the swat ai to be tweaked

[crude dust]

WOAH

[formal matrix]

i wish either thru using the atak map or helmet cam u could order teams to clear rooms without you having to be there with them

would make it more easier to flow through maps while splitting up ur teams

[sacred sorrel]

Fr like a shortcut command

[errant siren]

I need this update to release

[sacred sorrel]

They need to do it right

[formal matrix]

coming next year

[pliant briar]

just play door kickers 2

[formal matrix]

door kickers 2 isnt first person💔💔

door kickers is more akin to the classic sierra swat games if anything since ur just commanding rather than actually partaking

[errant siren]

I hate that they didn’t give us a release date

[pliant briar]

void never delivered when they set a date

[sacred sorrel]

I guess they dont know either 😂, its better if they do things right first.

[errant siren]

Every time they fix a bug, it’s like 100 more pop up

[gaunt holly]

Prob learned from the rushed 1.0 launch 😂

[pliant briar]

didn't even playtest the game before full release smh

[sacred sorrel]

I hope i can use the launcher i really wanted to try it

[gaunt holly]

It's not that exciting. It gets boring after one time. Then it's used as easy mode to S rank

[errant siren]

I’m just excited to be able to mount a peq and a light on my weapon systems

[crude dust]

Playtest? Never heard of her

I love being THE ONLY Goldship in RoN

[sacred sorrel]

You mean add more attachments?

[pliant briar]

if a ship was made of gold, wouldn't it just sink?

[errant siren]

I guess, they only really talked about being able to operate a light and laser though.

[gaunt holly]

You're not tho

[errant siren]

Not really any other attachments

[crude dust]

@frail temple is a GOLD SHIP

I am GOLDSHIP

[sacred sorrel]

I looked it up, good idea though is kinda broken

[faint schooner]

i am gold ship

[errant siren]

How so?

[crude dust]

You're GoldMiśka

[pliant briar]

miśka lubi czokoladku

[faint schooner]

banned

[sacred sorrel]

U can láser and light in one attachment, i see it kinda broken, it wouldn't matter to much because is PVE

[faint schooner]

english only

[pliant briar]

habla espanol

[faint schooner]

banned

[pliant briar]

huh

[faint schooner]

english only

[pliant briar]

british english only

[sacred sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-tongue-flight-flight-reacts-excited-gif-17057509

[faint schooner]

i speak american english

[native fog]

well i dont

[pliant briar]

english with japanese accent

[native fog]

now what?

[sacred sorrel]

Tf

Thats impressive oni-chan 💀

[pliant briar]

baka

[pliant briar]

i can't read that without imagining it in the high pitch voice

[gaunt holly]

Gear not giving you an overwhelming advantage is a cool thing about RoN. Can run anything

[native fog]

of course

[pliant briar]

can run anything, still chooses sr16 (objectively the most useless rifle in the game)

[crude dust]

So impressive oni channn!

"Yeehaw oni chan!"

[gaunt holly]

That's the point. Run anything and still win the same way

[pliant briar]

can we skip to the misunderstanding arc?

[crude dust]

I already do that with my South African friends on Siege

They call me the CIA trainer as I drop bodies every match

[brisk yoke]

me at poop museum

👀

[crude dust]

Can you crap in the display toilet

[faint schooner]

💩

[hardy canopy]

[pliant briar]

marking the territory

[hardy canopy]

What the fuck

[crude dust]

Show of Force

[pliant briar]

taiga mentioned

[hardy canopy]

[crude dust]

@cosmic marten I finally got all ops in siege

After 7 years

[pliant briar]

uhh

[hardy canopy]

Until next season

[pliant briar]

why did i waste almost an entire day here yapping

[hardy canopy]

I think i stopped playing siege at y5

[crude dust]

SNAKEEEE

[hardy canopy]

Honestly they have too many operators

When r6s classic

With only original to y3 ops

[crude dust]

I just play whoever has a dmr

[hardy canopy]

Dmr's now meta?

They used to fucking suck

[humble sinew]

hii

[hardy canopy]

Hello

[crude dust]

no

Its just like 3 hits to kill

At basically any range

[hardy canopy]

I mean

[crude dust]

Good enough aim and you can drop anyone and kill light armored people

[hardy canopy]

The game used to have ars that were 3 hits to kill at any range

[crude dust]

Back before Ubisoft declared war on their own community

[hardy canopy]

Like the ak12 used to have a base damage of 45

[crude dust]

Ace gets nerfed
Fuze has died

[hardy canopy]

Huh

[crude dust]

Fuze uses the Ak-12

They like to nerf Ace

And so Fuze gets nerfed too

[hardy canopy]

Ah yeah

Idk, ace never seemed that much better to me than hibana or thermite

[crude dust]

I always use Hibana

[hardy canopy]

Are they still on that phase where every new op had to represent x minority

[brisk yoke]

they are in the phase of adding other video game characters

this time its snake

[hardy canopy]

Ew..

Sam fisher already felt.. outta line

I don't like it at all when... Characters feel disingenuous

[narrow bloom]

Hello

[olive frost]

Sup everyone

[gusty stump]

I wish I had this kind of talent

[narrow bloom]

cool profile picture bro

[errant siren]

thanks bro, yours is pretty nice too ngl

[narrow bloom]

Ikr

[errant siren]

where’d you get it

[narrow bloom]

YouTube

Some post

[native fog]

:3

[pliant briar]

a little of autism is all you need

[gusty stump]

:3

[hardy canopy]

What the hell does this name mean

[pliant briar]

might lend you some if you want

[gusty stump]

literally google translate it, dummy

[gusty stump]

I might need it tbh

[opal axle]

Why do we need autism

[narrow bloom]

We dont

[hardy canopy]

It isn't sensible but okay

[gusty stump]

ya it is

[hardy canopy]

Ehhhh fair

[gusty stump]

I'll come there and smack you

[pliant briar]

if it weren't for autism we would return to monke

[hardy canopy]

Nuh uh

[crude dust]

No trains

[olive frost]

hmm

[cosmic marten]

Tom Clacy himself.

Which is why he sacrifices…

[safe frost]

Omg it's my favourite siege op

[cosmic marten]

I’m Deimos Version 937.12.1
The Copper Deimos..
Cuz of Ranked 2.0

[safe frost]

Hell naw but it is ranked 2.0

[crude dust]

I'm Tom Clacy

[safe frost]

Fire

[crude dust]

Also, all my teammates think I'm champ

[cosmic marten]

Ranked 3.0😍
Solid Snake😍
Vert grip F2😍

[crude dust]

SNAKEEEE

[cosmic marten]

Sam Fishing for Snakes.

[crude dust]

Smake

[safe frost]

Oh I know it's gonna be the best come back fr

[cosmic marten]

Skittlz doesn’t know what women sound like.. that’s why I have his charm.

[cosmic marten]

Supercell getting shat on, which I love.

[safe frost]

Fire

[safe frost]

They ruined the game with the heros

[cosmic marten]

And didn’t even acknowledge Jynxzi

[safe frost]

Fr

[cosmic marten]

He hopped his ass on Rocket League

[cosmic marten]

You should also try out Striker.
Very reliable.

[safe frost]

Yea i like her sees alr

[cosmic marten]

The M4✨

[cosmic marten]

Found the perfect attachments for the gun

(M4)

[safe frost]

Yeah

[cosmic marten]

Acog A
Compensator
Vert grip.

[safe frost]

Yea thats the best for every gun

[cosmic marten]

Holo A is good for F2, reduces recoil

[cosmic marten]

You play on xbox?

[safe frost]

And pc

[cosmic marten]

Whats your Ubi

[safe frost]

Idk I am not ingame I can tell you tomorrow

[gaunt holly]

Sleepy

[hardy canopy]

[gaunt holly]

It's 2pm. I can't do that

[buoyant wraith]

so real for that

[hardy canopy]

Why not

What are you gonna do.. work? Pffft.

[gaunt holly]

[solid ruin]

Just finished like 98% of elephant on hard mode then forgot to check like the last rooms door and got myself blown up lol

[native fog]

[crude dust]

🚡

[solid ruin]

and im also like the most ass player in the world so im never going to complete this level

im going to delete and reinstall in 5 months bye everyone

[native fog]

sounds like skill issue

you have to power through the skill issue

[gaunt holly]

This. Otherwise you're a quitter 🫵 😲

[tacit patrol]

listening to phonk while playing ready or not is so sigma bro

so tuff boi

[hardy canopy]

While i respect the art to some degree, i don't respect the people listening to it

[slender pike]

@wispy smelt

[nimble marsh]

message @long summit

[slender pike]

thankyou

[timber saddle]

They fr gotta some new stuff most people have lost intrest

[fresh haven]

Put a overhead drone in certain maps so when you die you can be the eye on the sky🗣🗣

[spice acorn]

am just waiting for the multi rail attachment update

[sacred sorrel]

You mean all type of phonk? Because brazilian is terrible

[grave girder]

South Sudan Phonk + Slowed + Reverb + Cat purring on my microphone + Random Airhorn Sound

[gusty stump]

Such is life in the zone

[sinful pilot]

@night thunder Yo hows it going? :3

[night thunder]

I’m alright !

Feeling less hungover now

[sinful pilot]

i just made me some soup 😋

[night thunder]

YIPPIE

[sinful pilot]

i lost weight cuz i was skipping meals 😞

i was 122 but im back to 121

[night thunder]

Awh shucks, well hey you can work on that !

What kind of soup is it ?

[lime stump]

hi

[night thunder]

Hello ! ^^

[lime stump]

how are you?

[grand sun]

Can you still get S grade in casual difficulty

And are the rewards the same

[sinful pilot]

Maruchan

[sinful pilot]

no

[grand sun]

Only standard and hard?

[night thunder]

Pretty sure you can ?

I rarely ever touch casual but I remember getting S ranks on it

[sinful pilot]

@night thunder i seasoned my soup and omg it tastes soooo good

[lime stump]

nice

[wise kestrel]

in the stats how correct is the average grade? feel like mine is just stuck on C forever

[gusty stump]

If you dont arrest enough people, yeah you will be on that C rank

[pliant briar]

are you fr?

[sinful pilot]

yeah

[grave girder]

you weigh the same as me thief

stole my flow.

[sinful pilot]

im 5’5

[grave girder]

IM 5'5 WHO ARE YOU

[sinful pilot]

at SEVENTEEN 💔

[candid wigeon]

@sand ibex pm me.

[grave girder]

Im older T~T

[sinful pilot]

Nuh uh

[grave girder]

yuh huh

[pliant briar]

i mean it's just 0.5kg...

[sinful pilot]

i can barely gain weight bro 😭

i mean lbs btw

im American

[pliant briar]

i know

[grave girder]

I started losing weight faster as I got older and I don't know why

I eat... alrihgt?

[gaunt holly]

Cheeseburgers 🍔

[sinful pilot]

most weight is in muscle

thats why its the first ones to go when you fast

[grave girder]

azzy is buff asf trust...

[pliant briar]

as always the reason is... you eat less than your body demands

[sinful pilot]

azzy with no azz

im a gremlin sorry

[grave girder]

i am y now

[pliant briar]

eat more :P

but i mean it seems like a reasonable weight for your height

[grave girder]

I was about to say

Im pretty sure its average

[pliant briar]

not really

the average would be overweight smh

american moment

[gusty stump]

Mcdonalds gotta sponsor these people

[pliant briar]

50g of added sugar per serving

[grave girder]

Ok I dont wanna be mean to big people and I know it can be genetics

but how tf do some people get THAT FAT like I can barely eat 3 slices of pizza

[pliant briar]

genetics could influence your eating habits

[gaunt holly]

3 slices of a little Cesar pizza or a real pizza?

[grave girder]

last pizza I had was from costco

[gaunt holly]

Gross. I love Costco but their pizza stinks now

[pliant briar]

also if you're poor you can't get fat

probably the only benefit of being poor

[grave girder]

lol that sounds crazy but it kinda makes sense

Like I've never seen a fat homeless dude

[gaunt holly]

I have

[pliant briar]

santa claus doesn't count

[crude dust]

I MIGHT go to bed chat

[pliant briar]

and he probably had a 20 incher so that would be a biased opinion

[grave girder]

wuh

[gaunt holly]

Got me craving little cesars

Smh

[crude dust]

I FUCKING LOVE CRAZY BREAD!

[grave girder]

Little Ceasars is god tier

[pliant briar]

what are you even talking about

[gaunt holly]

It really is. When it is good. There are some very bad ones tho

[crude dust]

You wouldn't get it

[grave girder]

Its cheap and taste good

[gaunt holly]

💯

[gaunt holly]

Unless you go to one that is really bad

Gotta find the right cesar

[crude dust]

@cosmic marten lwk, I hate siege moderation for vc

[gusty stump]

Its time to go to sleep

[crude dust]

All I do is say curse words in a 17+ game and my reputation has tanked

[gaunt holly]

Why would Santa have a 20 incher 😂

[crude dust]

Keep the elves from escaping

[pliant briar]

idk, i don't live in the us

[grave girder]

what if instad of high stress the officers had extremely high cortisol and they had to kill themselves

[pliant briar]

who doesn't own a 20 incher there

[gaunt holly]

Santa is global

[crude dust]

Me, I only got a 6 inch cannon

[solid cape]

[grave girder]

[crude dust]

Maybe a battleship gun isn't the best for home defense but who would stop me?

[pliant briar]

are you worried about what we talked about before?

[gusty stump]

Depends how way back this was

[pliant briar]

10 years back

[pliant briar]

shouldn't you be the one sleeping though?

[gusty stump]

I absolutely should be

[grave girder]

go to beddle

[sinful pilot]

i eat everything in sight

[grave girder]

even the walls?

[sinful pilot]

drywall doesnt taste good

[grave girder]

theres cotton candy in my roof it taste pretty good

kinda gives me a sore throat though

[gusty stump]

Yeah, night night

[pliant briar]

[glass mulch]

Night puru!

[glass mulch]

Hai niven!

[pliant briar]

what in the shift change

[crude dust]

Drywall

[pliant briar]

?

[glass mulch]

?

[pliant briar]

can you?

[glass mulch]

found it!

[pliant briar]

[glass mulch]

How are you doing Niven? 🙂

[pliant briar]

medium rare

[glass mulch]

😮

[pliant briar]

i mean it's hard to answer that

[glass mulch]

fair enough

[pliant briar]

not having to deal with winter anymore is nice i guess

[glass mulch]

it's a start, weather will slowly get warmer.... (hopfully)

[crude dust]

still mooing

[pliant briar]

i'm cooked (literally)

[crude dust]

Thawed or Legendary?

[pliant briar]

mystic

[crude dust]

My room is 80F° outside its 50F°

[crude dust]

oh.

[pliant briar]

excuse me

that's 26C... indoor

[crude dust]

Yeah

Sometimes its 85F°

[pliant briar]

i would literally melt

[crude dust]

I don't

My PS5 almost did

So I set up my setup is a fan

To prevent the whole thing overheating

although if I want the nuclear option I can cool the room to like a soild 40F°

[pliant briar]

my room is 59F rn and i'm sweating as is

[crude dust]

Well my room has no circulation

so like

hot and stuffy or freezing and cold

[pliant briar]

can't you like "unseal" your windows?

[glass mulch]

but why!?

[copper moat]

Any news on ready or not dlc i beg of you void

[native mason]

is ready or not still worth getting?

[pliant briar]

not at the current price

[native mason]

rn it’s $40 on PS

[candid nexus]

It’s not terrible pricing, i got the deluxe and it’s 100% worth it

[crude dust]

I dunno

I suppose my rage effects the temperature of the room

[candid nexus]

The only thing i’d say about ps5 is a lot of console players suck and play it like it’s cod and it brings your score down but get a good team and it’s so fun

[robust moth]

HEEELLP STUCK ON GREASED PALMS STIL

[crude dust]

@chrome vigil you gotta help the Me262

[formal matrix]

sentinet greased palms

[rare hound]

i can give u some advice/tips

on how i beat it

[robust moth]

we have a full team and still lose

its on hard though

[rare hound]

yall not doing the right tactics then

i beat it by myself

[rare hound]

check dm

[candid marten]

any pros willing to help me on a impossible mission

need help

Im on pc]

[crude dust]

What mission could be impossible?

[crude dust]

Indeed...

[candid marten]

greased palms

need backup

[rare hound]

i got u with some tactical advice

[unborn sun]

Ello 🤙🏼

[candid marten]

tell me

ive tried with 5 people for a month now and stillc cant

[robust moth]

need paid mercs

[candid marten]

IF ANYONE CAN HELP WITH GREASED PALMS AND HELP US PASS I WILL GIVE 5$

Cashapp

[humble sinew]

whatt

[robust moth]

to help on greased palms

[humble sinew]

oh

[sly bison]

Greased isn’t even bad

Got an S on that like 8 times

[sinful pilot]

what up fuxkers

[gaunt holly]

No being mean

[sinful pilot]

my bad SLS i was out with the boys and it was so funny

[signal thorn]

Hello

[sinful pilot]

Hiii

[chrome vigil]

Every time he asks for my help it’s night time

[polar panther]

Everyone one?

Ok **

Mental health wise anyone need to talk to me ?

[gaunt holly]

Are you the Greased Palms expert?

[chrome vigil]

[gaunt holly]

Impressive

[formal matrix]

john greased palms

[glass mulch]

last patch was september, sooooo its been 8-9 months which is actually pretty normal for their dev cycle

[empty tartan]

brother have you been living under a rock
we've had long dev cycles like this since 2019, this isn't a live service game like call of duty

[hardy ruin]

What was their message?? It's deleted now so Idk what they said.

[empty tartan]

they were whining about the new upcoming patch and how it shouldn't take a year

[hardy ruin]

Ahhh.
Honestly it should take longer than a year. Small team & the updates are carefully thought out and done..

People are just so used to AAA games where updates come out in the dozens per week.

[humble sinew]

lol

[humble sinew]

like call of duty

[hardy ruin]

Idk what that is.

[humble sinew]

oh

[hardy ruin]

Is that, that shit game that uses AI??

[humble sinew]

yeah black ops 7

[hardy ruin]

(I obviously know what it is, I was setting up for that last bit)

[humble sinew]

lol

[hardy ruin]

Last CoD game I actually enjoyed was the OG MW2

BO2 was just full of sweats.

[humble sinew]

the old cods were better

[hardy ruin]

100%

[glass mulch]

i always say.... anything after MW2 OG is... garbo at least thats my opinion

[gusty stump]

Its only true opinion, Linch

[glass mulch]

PURU!

Fair enough! 🙂

[gusty stump]

LINCH!

[wide eagle]

TOC. SCAM LINK IN THE CHAT.

[river trout]

guys update is oming out in 20 mins

whos excited

[tiny jackal]

Lies

😡🫵

[warped spoke]

Playing Ready Or Not while listening to paydays assault in progress is the best choice I've ever done

[glass mulch]

How are you?

[scarlet cloak]

people have their tendencies
i play ready or not while simoultaneously scrolling through criminal minds edits on tiktok
some things just get us in our zone

[gusty stump]

At work right now and a bit tired too. 😴

[pliant briar]

it's not even past noon yet

[gusty stump]

I know, but I didn't sleep that good last night

[pliant briar]

i wonder why

[glass mulch]

understandable

@pliant briar hai Niven!

[gusty stump]

Its just couple personal things that stress me, really

[pliant briar]

hello Łińćh

[glass mulch]

How are you?

[faint schooner]

hello update

[glass mulch]

[faint schooner]

hello soon

[old kernel]

🤣

[fallen sail]

200 more trailers untill update

[gusty stump]

This isnt valheim

[glass mulch]

😮

🤣

[faint schooner]

few weeks until release date

and more tiktok expert comments

[fallen sail]

mark your calendars

half of the bug patches in...

2 years 👽

[faint schooner]

3 years

[pliant briar]

nothing changed since the last time you asked :P

[viral badger]

I can’t wait for ready or not 1.0 to launch!

[barren nova]

hey, I can't choose the character echo spencer, does anyone know how to do it?

I’m quite new

[crude dust]

In the armory at the top of the loadout then at the bottom of the character selection

its only in multiplayer

[barren nova]

Yes, I know that, but I can't select it when I do that

[crude dust]

ooooh

[crude dust]

I lwk don't know, I never had an issue with selecting my characters

[hardy canopy]

[barren nova]

I play on console, will it have something to do with it?

[gusty stump]

How ya feeling?

[hardy canopy]

Physically better, mentally out of motivation

[gusty stump]

Same for me about the motivation.

[crude dust]

Meh, probably, console does have alot of bugs

[night thunder]

Cheese

[crude dust]

Cheeseburger

[night thunder]

DID YOU JUST SAY BURGER

[crude dust]

[pliant briar]

he just like me fr

[crude dust]

Common Status right there

[crude dust]

I said Cheeseburger

[night thunder]

Mustard

[gusty stump]

I bet this implies almost everyone

[gusty stump]

But am glad you are feeling physically better, atleast

[night thunder]

I remember my first time doing Ends of the Earth

I read about the mother and was like "Awhhh man that’s so sad, I’m definitely going non lethal !"

So I did go non lethal

Except that I forgot that the mother has lung cancer.

I tossed CS gas literally everywhere

[gusty stump]

There is no winning

[night thunder]

I was PISSING myself laughing when I realized I was throwing gas at a woman with lung cancer

[gusty stump]

That mission is kinda weak gameplay wise ngl

[night thunder]

One thing I do like about it is that it’s something you’d expect SWAT to take on

Definitely not the most memorable mission but I think it’s decent

[pliant briar]

except for the dozen of heavily armed dudes lol

[night thunder]

I think 6 suspects spawn at most ?

Or is it 5..

[jolly tree]

It's one of my favorite missions, very easy but some parts aren't realistic. I put some restrictions on myself for this one, like not using flash bangs, stingers or gas. Also not using a taser on the sick woman.

[gusty stump]

Greased Palms is easily the best mission

[night thunder]

I unironically enjoy Greased Palms

[pliant briar]

why would you even consider using taser on a civilian though

[jolly tree]

I don't really

[gusty stump]

Because it has many things going on, so that map works

[pliant briar]

exposes the biggest flaws of suspect ai

[jolly tree]

I still have not used the shield a single damn time. I keep forgetting

[gusty stump]

Thats every map

[pliant briar]

not really

[night thunder]

I find Three Letter Triad MUCH worse than Greased Palms, but that might just be me

[jolly tree]

the warehouse is the big issue. they spot you through the smallest crack while you can't really see them

[pliant briar]

yup, that's it

[jolly tree]

the suspect amount makes it tough, but with the right path and lots of wedges it becomes much easier

[gusty stump]

Three letter and Leviathan are also one of my favorites. Basically any map with lots of things to shoot is good

[jolly tree]

Lawmaker, Narcos and recently Car Dealership are my favorite maps

[crude dust]

Hide and Seek was my favorite

Only 1 that scared me

[night thunder]

Another dealership enjoyer !

[night thunder]

Dorms genuinely scared me

[jolly tree]

I really like the map layout. I tried so many different clear paths and many of them work well