💬general-discussion

[runic sigil]

Im glad i accidentally sent that before i said something i shouldnt.

[slate flame]

As if the US Govt M4A1 isn’t like way behind the civilian market lol

[runic sigil]

But it works. I dont need a top of the line gun. I want a bullet downrange.

[lavish niche]

but it says military grade! It's from the military! Strongest people to fight!

[slate flame]

Yeah, it works and it’s nice … still doesn’t change the fact that it’s technically behind the times

[runic sigil]

That just means "Almost good enough to use!"

[runic sigil]

Most nations rifles and gear in general is.

There are some advancements but nothing so huge we all need to change asap.

[slate flame]

Do you know what I heard?

I think the P320 is when SIG decided to violently shove a striker design into a hammer fired P250

of course that’s a little bit of hyperbole, but it is still telling

[runic sigil]

Yes basically but more stupid.

[silver jacinth]

The AK-47 also works but the russians still keep on developing new ones.

If we had this mindset we would still shoot with muskets

[runic aspen]

Recht hat er oder sie tho

[chilly snow]

H&K G11 and XM8 when?

[runic sigil]

I get that too and im not saying that but like... i dont want a small step forward.

If were gonna change make it a good one not some chicken shit thing that might not do it... like the sig.

[runic aspen]

What do ya want then

[silver jacinth]

The US marines are looking to adopt the M27 IAR / HK416 which might wake up the american small arms industry & politics. Cant have foreign made products be better

[chilly snow]

you're asking for to much already

[runic sigil]

Or some vehicle projects ive seen here but thats all ill say for that.

[sacred lichen]

Future rifle is just another AR-15

[urban ivy]

musket

[runic aspen]

Fr

[silver jacinth]

We might be at or near the limit of firepowder weapons. Cant get much better than what we have now, at least not without electronics

[runic sigil]

Im hoping it does.

Im hoping for new mg soon. Love my austrian beast but.... shes a bit heavy.

[runic sigil]

Not a piece of underdeveloped fetus shit?

[slate flame]

Didn’t they already adopt it like a decade ago or so?

[sacred lichen]

It's already adopted

[slate flame]

Isn’t the C6 (FN MAG) Belgian?

[runic aspen]

Bet lets ASK the defs for a F-35

[runic sigil]

What?

[urban ivy]

F-35

[runic aspen]

F-35

[runic sigil]

Shhhhhhhhh

I made fuckup shhhhhhhhhh

[chilly snow]

yes

[urban ivy]

can’t wait for C3 we’ve been stuck with c2 for forever

[silver jacinth]

Oo damn yeah they did, guess I wasnt well informed. I dont keep up with america that much tho so i couldnt have known

[runic aspen]

Na i want C5

[runic sigil]

They did some fuckery to get it thats why.

Gov wouldnt let them get new rifles so they said they were getting them as mgs and they approved that.

[slate flame]

The Marines I don’t know if they’re going to be adopting the XM7 (M5)

[slate flame]

The Marines are so based lmao

Man, the Marines better keep their M27s, I recently heard about a high ranking marine, absolutely fucking grilling the XM7

[chilly snow]

google the XM7, the us army is replacing the m4 and m16 with it last i heard

[runic sigil]

The.... fucking 1919?

[runic aspen]

Every Military IS based

[runic sigil]

Slowly.

[slate flame]

The Marines are fucking dumb, but they’re not that STUPID I hope

[silver jacinth]

Only partly according to german wiki

[runic sigil]

Not ghanas.

[runic aspen]

They have robots

[chilly snow]

north korea?!? hard no

[lethal cove]

how are my fellow brothers doing on this fine evening

[runic sigil]

Fucking exo suits too.

[umbral lake]

you don’t fw the ghana mechs?

[silver jacinth]

Ohh XM7 is made by SIG?
Whats that gonna look like? Let go of the charging handle and that releases the firing pin somehow and fires a bullet?

[slate flame]

It’s a very long story about how it’s being adopted

Also, there is a possible scandal going on that we honestly might write off as true at this point…

SIG is probably, maybe but most likely paying off the DLD here in order to get SIG’s weapons, and other stuff like red dots and shit adopted by almost the entire US military

[tame briar]

so florida men when?

[runic sigil]

Bro it looks like meagtron fucked a waste management branded bin and gene spliced it with a ed 209 from robocop and let a disabled, impoverished, starving child from ghana paint it.

[slate flame]

It’s basically a beefed up MCX platform rifle chambered 6.8x51mm (called .277 Fury)

The main problem is that it’s heavy so it’s a bit straining to use by soldiers, and also the fact that your combat load is literally decreased by half or something

[umbral lake]

yeah it’s rad, I love wooden mechs with guns taped to the side

[runic sigil]

Did i go too far?

[slate flame]

I honestly like to believe that SIG has birthday suit photos of every motherfucker in the DOD, they’re getting these contracts via blackmail

(this is supposed to be a funny joke, please don’t sue me SIG)

[chilly snow]

SIG enters the chat

[rigid bone]

Provably incorrect.
'Military grade' just means it was made by the lowest bigger to withstand the average trooper with a room temp IQ.

[umbral lake]

as well as exosuits that make it harder to move

[runic sigil]

Youre looking at advance warfare!

[silver jacinth]

With 20 bullets per mag it seems more like a designated marksman rifle, not for general infantry like 11B

[slate flame]

We have gone full circle, buddy

[runic sigil]

Lets bring back the FAL!

[slate flame]

We have gone back to fucking battle rifles in the big 2025

[chilly snow]

a man of culture i see

[slate flame]

this is the M14 situation all over again

This stench… I smelled it before

[stable shale]

wtf is carriers of the vine even about

[slate flame]

both NATO standardization getting screwed over, the fact that a company is doing shady shit in order to get the M14 out of the troops, the problem of the heaviness of the rifle… and a bunch of other stuff

[urban ivy]

you disrespect our glorious leader and for that you will meet your maker. glory to the DPRK

[urban ivy]

there’s a bunch of women and they have masks and you shoot them because judge canonically hates feminism

[runic sigil]

A cult started by a ex usia operative to punish male abusers and help female victims by taking these abusers (they arent always guilty) and torturing them, killing them and sacrificing their blood to the medusa in the church.

[slate flame]

Basically, Elaine Raskin is a ex-USIA agent who starts up a cult full of abused women, and they decided to take revenge on their abusers… have to go in and stop them because obviously murder is not cool

I did a terrible job, probably explaining it, but that’s just the gist of it with much more deeper stuff

[silver jacinth]

I wonder how it performs in urban / cqb warfare, probably useless. When Iraqis and their RPDs/PKMs start firing theyll have finished one belt/drum by the time you have finished your entire squads ammo

[maiden gust]

What is North Korea

[gaunt holly]

The vine

[urban ivy]

think of South Korea but it’s north of that

[slate flame]

The thing is that I wonder if this is even for the sandbox

[runic sigil]

And carrying it

[slate flame]

The main reason that the .277 Fury round was adopted was because I’m guessing the US is trying to adapt to the body armor that our adversaries like Russia and China are starting to develop

[urban ivy]

bhutan is too modern for the US military

[runic sigil]

Man we hit 1 percent if all shots fired. Less ammo is not the solution i say. Boardroom ass gun.

[slate flame]

🔥

[silver jacinth]

The body armor might be like the MiG-25, big fat lie but the US treats it to be real and develops absolute overkill.. well theyd be able to if they didnt take corrupt deals which i suspect they do

[silver jacinth]

Think China but south of north China

[runic sigil]

Hurrdurr mig 25 shoot down the fucking ISS and blow up a whole carrire alone hurrrdurrr

[fickle blade]

Omg multiple people are typing

[silver jacinth]

reminds me of the time they looped tupolev bombers around moscow to pretend they have hundreds when they had tens at best

[slate flame]

Yeah, let’s be real, the SIG contract are dirty… they definitely have been paying the DOD for their guns and accessories to be issued

Like recently, SOCOM is currently trying to adopt a MCX Rattler

[runic sigil]

NO. THEY HAD MILLIONS!

[slate flame]

In both .300 BLK and 5.56

[urban ivy]

SIG is owned by the bhutanese deep state to purposefully malfunction in combat

[slate flame]

yessir🔥 🗣️

[silver jacinth]

Raytheon produces heat seeking missiles, SIG produces friendly seeking weapons

[urban ivy]

I guess the US military better be ready or not

[stable shale]

some of the women on the level are fine lowkey

[runic aspen]

Hey guys, just saw a post on Reddit complaining about the political opinions of people here, is the community based? I think they are mad because the game busts pedos and pedo streamers

[urban ivy]

what

[heady elm]

It’s a tac shooter so there’s furries but also racists

[runic sigil]

I am stupid and gay cuz i am army HEHEHEHEHEGEGEG

[runic aspen]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ReadyOrNotGame/s/eeT81aG5NU

[rocky ember]

yoo guys i saw somewhere that having post processing on medium looks the best whilst also improving performance, is that true?

[urban ivy]

assuming they’re talking about far right players, which are very common in tactical games

[runic aspen]

I have a cousin I haven't seen in over 10 years who served the army and was both those things...

[slate flame]

Did you guys know that Ron Cohen is the current CEO of SIG? (USA? International? Idk.)

[runic sigil]

Hello cuzzo

[sinful stag]

no, no thats the coast guard

[slim vale]

I think they’re talking about the racists.

[slate flame]

does that name sound familiar to you?

[runic sigil]

No the coast guard is gay and stupid.

[urban ivy]

did you know that Dana white is the commissioner for the UFC

[runic sigil]

WHAT!?

[sinful stag]

youre right theyre more gay and less stupid

[slate flame]

:o

[runic sigil]

Yes. This is smartness

[sinful stag]

Wait what really????

[slate flame]

Anyway, if that name sounds familiar to you

Ron Cohen was the CEO of Kimber when it went to shit, QC wise

[vast socket]

Tf

[silver jacinth]

Internationally 2 germans own sig since 2 germans own the company that owns sig

[urban ivy]

you said that yesterday and the day before I think we get it bro

[vast socket]

I swr they dont

[slate flame]

YES

[urban ivy]

my dad owns void he’ll get you banned

[slate flame]

I WILL NEVER GET OVER IT

[runic sigil]

Repeat

[silver jacinth]

Shame to see german quality get tarnished by SIG. Rheinmetall, H&K etc wont stand for this

[vast socket]

🥀

[slate flame]

SIG USA is the subsidiary that is getting the most shit… not their international counterparts I don’t think

[zinc trail]

@rigid bone is it a known issue that console players cant join PC players because they have mods? my friend launched on safe mode and it still says its a modded session when i try to join him.

[vast socket]

Oh i thought it was all usa

[silver jacinth]

My dad doesnt own Void, instead he left one in the family
(come back, please!!)

[runic aspen]

Damn that's the guy I see getting flak all the time

[vast socket]

😳

[slate flame]

I heard that the German subsidiary is no more? They declared bankruptcy or whatever…. They just closed.

Maybe the Swiss subsidiary is still around?

[silver jacinth]

Austrian so also german, i dont support that fake country /s

[urban ivy]

he must’ve closed the container on you to not interfere with the investigation

[slate flame]

YESSIR 🔥 🗣️

They also make shovels and knives

[urban ivy]

do they make kryptonite

[sinful stag]

The same company that made the most used LEO weapon makes shovels???

[slate flame]

Yeah, they didn’t start out making firearms… they originally started with civilian polymer products like door knobs, and curtains and shit like that

[silver jacinth]

The swiss one still exists

[sinful stag]

Lmaooo

[slate flame]

Although, during the second world war, they decided to make military stuff like ammo boxes, disintegrating belt links, shovels, and a bunch of shit

After that, they decided to make firearms &… here we are today

(yes they do horse breeding too)

[urban ivy]

similar to how General Electric (the washing machine company) made the cannon for the A-10

[silver jacinth]

Wasnt the glock one of the most doubted pistols in the 80s n stuff too?

[runic sigil]

Yeah cuz people were stupid..... and gay.

[glad briar]

One thing spins to make things clean, the other spins to make things disappear

[slate flame]

Yeah, people thought it was a shitty gun that was too light & was fragile

It even gained a reputation temporarily that it was gonna be used by terrorists apparently because it was invisible to x-rays, which was just not true (thanks Die Hard)

[gaunt holly]

Due to poor/low training standards. Striker fired and no safety was To0 DaNgEroUs

[silver jacinth]

Samsung built self propelled artillery as a side hustle

[open yacht]

i wish i could do polls lmao.

[urban ivy]

cinema

[runic sigil]

Hyundai makes south koreas mbts

[slate flame]

By the way, German guns are of my favorite

My favorite guns in general in history

[open yacht]

Anyway, do you engage in other media while you play RoN? Other media such as music, podcasts, audiobooks, movies, shows, YT videos etc.

[runic sigil]

I like sputh African larg caliber fuckery.

[runic sigil]

I listen to childsh gambino

[silver jacinth]

Its crazy how many civilian companies do military contracts.
Some also take it too far, for example ask BAYER where the nazis got their gas canisters from..

[open yacht]

@silver jacinth your display name got me. Good job mate

[open yacht]

Personally i genuinely fuck with anything that can be considered "butt rock" or "butt metal"

[slate flame]

Dude, Texas instruments makes fucking projectiles for the javelin rocket launcher that you see in many games

I use their calculators every day in math class

[open yacht]

ACDC, Sabaton, FFDP, etc

[manic ice]

i love when i dump my mag into an unarmored suspect and they don't even flinch

[runic sigil]

Add the bitch to the game! Itd be so funny

[gaunt holly]

Skill issue

[runic sigil]

Have you tried aiming

[manic ice]

i have

[gaunt holly]

Sees "when I dump my mag". Automatically determines low skill level

[silver jacinth]

BOSCH, german manufacturer of fridges, power tools and other common day items, is/was also one of the main suppliers of the russian war machine

[manic ice]

it was point blank range, there was zero chance that i missed

[slate flame]

The Canadian Military’s past guns are… just British imports, but you guys did have the Ross rifle during the 1800s up until the first world war

[north musk]

i do it on Amos Voll

[rigid bone]

Even in safe mode, a PC player has to disable 'join modded lobbies' in settings to play with console players

[gaunt holly]

Says every other noob!

[runic sigil]

Yes. We also converted it into a full auto machine gun with a drum.

[devout cypress]

it's funny to mag dump people though

[manic ice]

if you could've seen then youd believe me

[runic sigil]

Then one of us designed the garand and the americans liked that.

[tranquil estuary]

Call me true fan.. been playing this game for 3 years and just now figured out i wasn't in discord 🥲

[slate flame]

Yeah, I heard about the Huot Automatic, whatever it was called

However, the Ross rifle was just a bit too complicated and complex for the mud and blood of the trenches, so the Canadian military adopted the SMILE rifles… Lee Enfields basically

[silver jacinth]

Tbf the game doesnt like calculating damage. It sometimes just chooses to not care at all about hits

[devout cypress]

i searched the discord just to get the ron tag ngl

[runic sigil]

Yes. Never load all 10 rounds.

[inland rose]

im doing commander mode now, what should i expect

[chilly snow]

play ironman mode, no balls

[slim vale]

Horror

[runic sigil]

To command

[gaunt holly]

Gaming

[slate flame]

man I gotta go back to school tmw

Us younger players can’t ron it all the time now

[glad briar]

Empty the mag so taxpayers get the most out of their purchase

[runic sigil]

Hahahahahahahhahaha

[chilly snow]

its the same when you work for a living dont worry. it only gets worse

[silver jacinth]

Skill issue, I still have a month

[glad briar]

I play ron and then go into work to deal with the same types of people

[main oasis]

stress and therapy.

[main oasis]

where do you work 😭

[glad briar]

Corrections

[main oasis]

oh shit lmfao

[runic sigil]

I love my job..... i know you see me it tech gimme promotion points.

[silver jacinth]

what do you correct

[slate flame]

god, I feel bad for you

[glad briar]

People that break the law

[chilly snow]

same, im my own boss lmao

[chilly snow]

whats that like? ive been on the other end a few times lmao

[runic sigil]

I am not. Everyone is my boss.

[chilly snow]

what do you do?

[glad briar]

Its not too bad, ive only ever had one inmate full on try to fight me and once the taser came out he backed down

Perks of being 6ft 220lbs

[steep pollen]

cant wait to see if the vrmod also kills my pc

[runic sigil]

Professional mover of things over long distances.

[chilly snow]

hows them lot lizards?

[slate flame]

he works in one of the most scariest jobs ever

The Canadian Armed Forces…

[runic sigil]

..... no with my legs not a truck...

Sometimes a LAV too.

[runic sigil]

You fucking bitc

[glad briar]

You mustn't say its title, only refer to it as that what shall not be named

[slate flame]

Do you work in snowy areas? Or are you not stationed up THAT far up north?

[heady elm]

In the year 2027 tasked with kicking down doors to steal the resident’s great grandfather’s assault musket

[chilly snow]

the snowmen that ride moose into battle? dope

[stable shale]

the scariest part of RoN is the fact you have a job

[glad briar]

RON next update - Filing your taxes

[snow hemlock]

Lmao 😂

[chilly snow]

lol ive heard some crazy stories. ive only ever spent the night a few times due to speeding and not having insurance im a good boy now

[runic sigil]

Im not in the northwest terr no. But everywhere is snowed over for at least 4 months in this nation. 6 here.

[hoary rain]

I love mission 8 where you file your report on the report you filed

[waxen nymph]

next DLC: filing paperwork for 3 days straight for the 20 minute raid you just did

[urban ivy]

why

[glad briar]

Cause if I do it long enough I dont have to pay my tuition

[heady elm]

Playing rainbow six siege gave me a whole new level of respect for real swat teams and police’s officers. All it takes is one meth head pixel peaking and your whole team is cooked

[terse igloo]

anybody have any experience using dolby atmos or dts x for headphones with this game? (im on xbox btw)

[noble notch]

Spooky

[glad briar]

Have you played much siege x? So far its very disappointing imo

[silver jacinth]

the super duper evil kind or the petty theft kind

[runic sigil]

I love the swat having fucking aps

[chilly snow]

siege is trash. it was ok when it first released but the "pro streamers" ruined it

[glad briar]

Mix of both tbh, most are petty crimes but I live out in the boonies so we get our occasional crop-fuelled homicide

[heady elm]

Siege is dead, only the TikTok kids and young adults reliving the nostalgia remain. The beginning of the end was adding more hard breachers than just thermite

[plucky pier]

it brings me pleasure to dump my mag

[glad briar]

I wish there was something similar on the market lol, I love the core gameplay

[pastel pawn]

For real, way too many hard breachers for me.

[limber coral]

How do i find severs on phone?

[glad briar]

They've nerfed nøkk so hard into the ground that it hurts to play her

While simultaneously giving her a badass deluxe skin

[manic ice]

RoN desk job :0

[heady elm]

I was an ash jager main before it was a meme. I miss the days of parkouring into some crazy spot to spawn peak. Killing thermite off the bat was almost a guaranteed win

[chilly snow]

ash and zero were my mains. they did my boy fisher dirty with his default skin

[heady elm]

I could not tell you who zero or fisher are if you put a gun to my head

[pastel pawn]

Spawn peaking was cancer IMO

[chilly snow]

zero is sam fish from splinter cell. back when games had balls and no battlepass

[heady elm]

Fun to do it, not fun to receive it

[pastel pawn]

Anything that becomes a hardcore meta in a video game ruins it IMO, and Spawn peaking was meta af

[heady elm]

Biggest Ubisoft fumble of all time is releasing shit games instead of making a new splinter cell. Last splinter cell game dropped in 2013 💔

[glad briar]

Also the new 6v6 mode is ass

[pastel pawn]

Defenders could have kept ACOGs if it weren't for spawn peak meta

[heady elm]

They’re milking so much from R6 they don’t see a need to create more good games

[urban ivy]

congrats void on making multiplayer feel like release fallout 76!

[glad briar]

Part of me hopes its the beginning of the end for ubisoft, would rather see them sell off the ip to a studio that will actually do something with it

[heady elm]

Ngl I spent at least a few hundred bucks buying pro league skins in year one and year 2

[chilly snow]

they tried a pvp thing that looked like temu echelon ops and it flopped before it even released because everyboody shit on it. then they hinted at a VR splinter cell but that was canceled

[glad briar]

When the do make new games, its always some bullshit like R6 Extraction that dies within a month

[chilly snow]

i want one more splinter cell to finish sam's story because my boy is old now but i know for a fact ubishit will ruin it anyway

[heady elm]

Was that the outbreak event from siege that they sold as a new game?

[chilly snow]

instead of being creative they just copy paste for $$$

[glad briar]

Yeah lmao, lasted maybe a month before it was dead

[glad briar]

Prime example - Assassins Creed

[heady elm]

Meanwhile skull and bones is the most ironic title ever given to a game. Dead on arrival

[inland rose]

guys taxes are scary

[chilly snow]

as a long time ac lover... true.

[inland rose]

i do tax evasion

[heady elm]

You actually pay those?

[glad briar]

What do you mean, Skull and Bones is the very best game ever made, its AAAA quality and I would spend every last dollar on it

[inland rose]

tax evasion

[heady elm]

This message is sponsored by Ubisoft

[glad briar]

They have my family

[heady siren]

Anyone else found the hurricanerelieffoundation easter egg? What files is that talking about? And who is GS? 🤔

[chilly snow]

hell id also love another socom but theyd fuck that up as well

[gaunt holly]

Need a Conflict: Vietnam successor

[glad briar]

Whats that?

[rigid bone]

Press the button if you're saying the under duress

[gaunt holly]

Very cool game

[chilly snow]

that would be awesome

[glad briar]

🦎

[open yacht]

i realized that full auto was a joke like 3 minutes into testing the weapons. The only reason to use full auto is when you're shooting through a door lmfao

[heady elm]

I only use full auto when we’re going for a decent score and my friends die early

[gaunt holly]

Only reason to use full auto is if you're noob. Can't change my mind 💅

[chilly snow]

Hey no full auto in the building

[glad briar]

Full auto grenade launcher when?

[open yacht]

what does that have to do with anything

[livid depot]

do you listen to hava nagila

[woven dune]

I second this, or SMGs but then again Burst is also a thing on some SMGs

[chilly snow]

facts

[open yacht]

thats not full auto!

[clever swift]

Full auto has made the best clips on TikTok 😂

[brisk yoke]

do you gaming

[chilly snow]

this is BRRRRRTTTT

[heady elm]

He’s saying you shoot like the IDF lol

[open yacht]

Shooting through a door to kill someone on the other aide

[clever swift]

😭

[chilly snow]

just put C2 on the door and yell SURPRISE MOTHER BITCH

[open yacht]

no.

[glad briar]

I wanna raid greased palms with a personal vulcan minigun

[livid depot]

pass to agartha accepted

[heady elm]

I look in the mirror every day to remind myself what a real one looks like

[livid depot]

show azerbaijan intelligence paperwork

[brisk yoke]

thank you gorb i like yours too ❤️

[open yacht]

Because you're being an ass. We've never fucking talked and this is your introduction to me? Get a life mate

[livid depot]

just answer vros question

[rigid bone]

[chilly snow]

rage bait

[heady elm]

It’s starting to smell again

[livid depot]

you should check your water pipes

[open yacht]

Im not going to dignify that with a response

[rigid bone]

There

[chilly snow]

its your upper lip

[rigid bone]

He'll chill for a bit

[livid depot]

1 question got him muted 💔

1984

[rigid bone]

[heady elm]

It was weak rage bait fr just make the joke and move on

[little hawk]

Witally

[inland rose]

what if my officers are anxious…

[open yacht]

funny thing is, it didn't even work. I just didn't want to answer him

[heady elm]

Either bench them or run gas station non lethal

[rigid bone]

Strictly speaking, you responded

[open yacht]

It was closer to annoybait than anything

[rigid bone]

So you did take the bait

[clever swift]

I got kicked cause of my old pfp 😭

[pastel pawn]

Does that make him a master baiter?

[little hawk]

Stop

[inland rose]

whu gas station

[heady elm]

Thank you come again

Easy S rank

[open yacht]

Thank you, come again

[clever swift]

My pfp is changed now but why I get kicked cause of my pfp 😭

[inland rose]

im asking WHY

[pastel pawn]

Listen here, shiny name boy man person

[glad briar]

Ayo

[open yacht]

that and lethal obsession

[inland rose]

i love boys :3

[heady elm]

I agree but it’s just nice to breeze through it without worrying about traps

[livid depot]

thats crazy

[chilly snow]

@rigid bone do you think the armsel striker could ever make it to the game?

[open yacht]

Ill be honest lethal obsession is the easiest mission

[fickle imp]

Ready to Not.

[heady elm]

Ends of the earth is super easy too should be way earlier in the campaign

[inland rose]

thank you come again is

[livid depot]

your lying its tyca

[rigid bone]

As a suspect gun, maybe

[pastel pawn]

Dorms tho. I did Dorms while drunk and half asleep. A+ first try

[clever swift]

I completed relapse and was happy I beat it then I realized I accidentally hit l2 and it was on classic difficulty 😭

[open yacht]

Fr. they just lay down instantly

[heady elm]

That and the one after that aren’t too bad either

[chilly snow]

that'd be really cool

[sour silo]

I always laugh out loud when it falls on kaminsky to moderate

[heady elm]

S ranking oil rig and the resort will be the absolute last thing I do

[pastel pawn]

Narcos took me a few tries. I feel like the enemies are heavily armed and armored on that one

[sour silo]

it’s like a nasa engineer doing an oil change on a 2004 Honda civic

[open yacht]

i finished it in no joke like 4 minutes and that was only because i was going slow as molasses

[rigid bone]

I mean, it's part of my job too. I'd never tell someone to do something I wouldn't do myself

[little hawk]

So only one mod here gets paid and it's Kaminsky...

[pastel pawn]

Is that why you asked me to put the ball gag and gimp suit on yesterday?

[open yacht]

i haven't done dorms tbh

[sour silo]

that’s gotta be a funny job description 😂

“deal with bullshit accordingly”

[open yacht]

i only have the dark waters dlc

[inland rose]

damn i got hit ny a 12 gauge

[glad briar]

Bruh this sucks. 104° f outside and our uniforms are black

[rigid bone]

And I'm always on call

Literally out of the house on lunch right now

[chilly snow]

so dont go outside

[glad briar]

Whats on the menu?

[rigid bone]

Costco Pizza and soda

[sour silo]

lmfao poor guy 😭😂

[glad briar]

Too late

[rigid bone]

Had to schedule an eye appointment too

[open yacht]

why no hot dog

[gaunt holly]

Imagine getting a soda without the hotdog

[chilly snow]

what kind of pizza?

[open yacht]

are you stupid? (joking)

[urban ivy]

void pays less than minimum wage so kaminsky has to scavenge for scraps and alms

[little hawk]

Mmmm yummy acid reflux

[rigid bone]

Pepperoni, obviously

[glad briar]

Costco has food?

[chilly snow]

solid choice

[urban ivy]

that’s like the best part

[open yacht]

ew. genuinely the pepperoni is ass. i get the cheese

[glad briar]

Like ready to go?

[gaunt holly]

Cheese is superior costco pizza. Pepperoni is just leaking grease

[rigid bone]

Not a fan of hot dogs. I like coanies though

[urban ivy]

they have $1.50 slices of pizza

[gaunt holly]

It's $1.99 now 😭

[rigid bone]

It's fine, it's ok you be wrong

[glad briar]

Ive never been to one, you have to have a membership right?

[rigid bone]

[urban ivy]

keep pizza $1.50!!

[slate flame]

CHEESE

[rigid bone]

Yup

[urban ivy]

idk I haven’t been to a Costco in 5 years

[little hawk]

Isn't it called "Coneys"

[gaunt holly]

The DCCCC is the best menu item rn IMHO

[slate flame]

I 💕 Costco

[rigid bone]

I think I spelled it wrong, but yeah

[open yacht]

The pepperoni is just greasy. The cheese is well balanced, and uses up the governments cheese cave stock

[little hawk]

Fake New Yorker

[rigid bone]

No, just lazy

[slate flame]

You talking about Coney Island’s hot dogs?

Heard about that

[urban ivy]

costco steals from the cheese caves

[gaunt holly]

Costco pizza went downhill overall tho when they started using the sauce machines and changed the crust formula

[chilly snow]

new yorkers call them "glizzys"

[little hawk]

Clipped and shipping to reddit

[open yacht]

Cheese caves DLC mission when?

[slate flame]

THE GOVERNMENT IS MIND CONTROLLING US WITH CHEESE

[chilly snow]

SOMEBODY CALL BOB LAZAR

[open yacht]

okay but.... that's actually happening

[urban ivy]

toc to entry team, negotiations have failed with the suspect. you are cleared for entry

[glad briar]

Nearest Cost Co is an hour and a half away

[sour silo]

cheese does keep me compliant icl

[open yacht]

its not even a conspiracy, its legitimately a thing thats happening

[gaunt holly]

Rest in pepperonis

[chilly snow]

Alex Jones has enterd the chat

[urban ivy]

yeah just like how MLK Jr was killed by the FBI

[glad briar]

Don't forget about the birds

[urban ivy]

brain family guy

[open yacht]

Or that the US vietnam war weapons were designed to fail

[chilly snow]

wrong, hes in cuba with tupac and elvis

[crude lake]

https://tenor.com/view/iggydr-dr-nick-nick-dr-doctor-gif-19040004

[urban ivy]

or that the CIA planned to use chemical agents on cuban farms to starve the populace

[hardy canopy]

Hol up, hol up.
Hol up hol up hol op
We dem boyz hol up

[slate flame]

GET OUT

(jk 💗 u)

[open yacht]

wait really? i haven't heard of that but it definitely sounds believable

[hardy canopy]

[crude lake]

[open yacht]

yeah i am what about it

[hardy canopy]

How did you know

[crude lake]

I'm a people person.

[hardy canopy]

Nothing

[slate flame]

nuh uh

[hardy canopy]

My ankle is dead from coopers test

[gaunt holly]

Nice emoji

[urban ivy]

those aren’t mountains

those who know

[pastel pawn]

I'm a geese goose

[chilly snow]

a 12 minute run?

[pastel pawn]

Hey chat, what's the best insertion point for RELAPSE?

[crude lake]

No you're a potato potato 🥔

[solid gazelle]

Will mods be added to ready or not for console it that a possibility or should I not get my hopes up for it?

[pastel pawn]

I'm a nuts nut

[urban ivy]

interstellar reference

[crude lake]

Give up hope.

[spark pagoda]

Damn

[chilly snow]

i hear thats a good movie

[solid gazelle]

Okay I will 🙁

[urban ivy]

allegedly

[spark pagoda]

😂

[chilly snow]

i've never seem it lmao

[hardy canopy]

I don't understand the plot but yeah

[tender stump]

Hi

[wanton musk]

https://tenor.com/view/interstellar-my-beloved-tars-gif-3061100277195536971

[crude lake]

https://tenor.com/view/aliens-ancient-explaining-history-channel-gif-384176268173407300

[urban ivy]

you don’t understand? how

[spark pagoda]

Tee hee

[urban ivy]

they have to go to the planets to find a new earth but then uhmmmmm uhhhhhh

[hardy canopy]

I watched it drunk and i spent more time fondling my gf than paying attention bro

[urban ivy]

he’s a ghost or something

and then he goes into a coma and he wakes up in a space station which looks weird or something and his daughter is an old hag

[hardy canopy]

Mf you tripping

[crude lake]

Hes not wrong

[urban ivy]

that’s literally how the movie goes

I forgot the guy from the Martian who won Le Mans trying to kill John interstellar but it’s basically that

[hardy canopy]

Okay next topic

[wanton musk]

He communicates back in time through the 5th dimension: luuuuv 💗 😁

[chilly snow]

holy shit its jason borne

[urban ivy]

he slams on a wall like a crazy person that’s not communicating he’s clearly insane

[hardy canopy]

Bourne

[wanton musk]

https://tenor.com/view/interstellar-no-no-no-gif-15094791629266170630

[crude lake]

https://tenor.com/view/jason-bourne-gif-10308953700031929875

[chilly snow]

potato patato

[urban ivy]

toc to entry team, Costco raised their food prices, you are cleared for entry

[rocky ember]

yoo can someone check #🎬ron-clips-and-media and tell me if im tripping pls.

[hardy canopy]

Murica ass comment

[gaunt holly]

Hate this tbh

[chilly snow]

what the fuck is a kilometer

[near fossil]

Any news on the update?

[gaunt holly]

Beef prices have gone up several dollars per pound and that pisses me off

😡

[chilly snow]

yeah its insane

[crude lake]

What update? We just had one.

[gaunt holly]

Costco used to be THE place for steaks. Can't really say that anymore

[near fossil]

But it's okay right because job wages have gone up alongside it right... right guys?

[urban ivy]

enough is enough! keep hotdogs $1.50!

[chilly snow]

even Aldi's beef has gone up

[daring lichen]

yeah.. now go ahead and turn around. look at the flowers.

[near fossil]

This is not over. Updates have to keep flowing, no time to slacken the gates right now

[manic ice]

i really hate when public teammates don't check for traps

[near fossil]

I didn't expect someone to continue it

[hardy canopy]

A real measurement of distance

[chilly snow]

nothing outside of the US is real, its all a simulation

[near fossil]

Oi @chilly snow are you ready dude!?

[zinc trail]

my nitro expired💔

[chilly snow]

for mgs delta? fuck yeah

[runic aspen]

Is the arcade machine by the shoot house broken

[slate flame]

We call that shit a Kilck 👅

[peak moon]

Pounds or kilos which is the better form of measuring?

[near fossil]

You know it, saw your pfp and was like yes!

[wanton musk]

Football fields

[urban ivy]

I call it a foot 🤤

[runic aspen]

I can start a game but can’t control the paddle or wall

[chilly snow]

my man 🤙

[urban ivy]

there should be an option where judge is shoeless 👅👅👅

[manic ice]

correct answer

[wanton lodge]

Anyone got a screenshot of what the Santa Muerte rosary looks like in-game?

[near fossil]

Yes mate this is gonna be awesome!

[peak moon]

The arm band? It looks trash

[chilly snow]

i prefer football fields and big mac's personally

[wanton lodge]

Kind of does, yeah

[rigid bone]

The chances are very low, I'm afraid

[wanton lodge]

I just cant find a pic anywhere

[hardy canopy]

Kam gimme gif perms you goof

[mighty totem]

I gotta say, I find it funny, the oil rig mission is not SWAT territory

[runic aspen]

Kam what’s with the arcade machine by the shot house

[urban ivy]

will the judge body pillow release again any time soon

[peak moon]

I'll hop on and send it in a min

[wanton lodge]

Thanks man🫡 🙏

[mighty totem]

Side note I need to find a mod to turn the UH60 into a USCG MH65 Dolphin

[zinc trail]

why do i have a feeling this means an attack on LSPD or FISA

[chilly snow]

why though

[mighty totem]

Because USCG MSST fucking ROCKS

[urban ivy]

judge and MLO go and nuke LS obviously

[mighty totem]

Also that would more than likely be handled by USCG rather than local SWAT

[zinc trail]

or it's probably raiding a flower shop without a warrant on a cold rainy day that has bombs in it

[urban ivy]

the hand wants to blow up the local botany shop

[hardy canopy]

[chilly snow]

the RAH-66 Comanche is better tbh

[near fossil]

@rigid bone any updates about Ready or Not?

[urban ivy]

kaminsky wants to give me a flower and confess their love to me is probably what that means

[zinc trail]

i ate the source code

[slate flame]

I actually play Leviathan larping as FISA HRT

You know since they are terrorists, there are hostages and it’s maritime… stuff that the HRT actually deals with

[mighty totem]

It is really nice

[urban ivy]

close the container

[hardy canopy]

Look at this dude

[zinc trail]

I hope we get more dialogue like the hide and seek mission

[peak moon]

Nuh uh

[near fossil]

Says you 😆

[zinc trail]

also, why did that reply?😭

[urban ivy]

man it would suck if terrorists shot up the FISA hq man that would really be bad

[near fossil]

Oh damn I have a mask too whoops

[peak moon]

[hardy canopy]

shush i'm the definition of based

[rigid bone]

September, says so right on the page. :>

[near fossil]

What is this a reference too?

[rigid bone]

Perhaps

[rigid bone]

Depends, what you wanna know?

[glad briar]

Pre-ordering on payday

[manic ice]

why is stolen valor so difficult

[urban ivy]

hakon port

[manic ice]

crackheads laser beaming me from the balcony 3 floors up

[rigid bone]

Hell yeah

[urban ivy]

you find trafficking victims and them federal boys tell you to close the container

[rigid bone]

We'll also be selling them in person at PAX

[hardy canopy]

Cause 213th street got beef with lspd and judge is an opp

[zinc trail]

BETTTT

[pastel pawn]

When the squad's new uniform drips so hard you gotta do a Spetsnaz run real quick (all AKs, all full auto, and saving the hostages by accidentally freeing them from their mortal coil)

[near fossil]

Just that the support for the game will continue in terms of patches, hopefully they aren't gonna drop two updates and leave it to focus on DLC

[glad briar]

Lmfao just got an email about the second round of the bf6 beta and they calculated the property damage cost lmfao. 1st place did $301 million

[near fossil]

I mean what happens

[zinc trail]

it's been said there will be a third patch

[chilly snow]

thats awesome

[urban ivy]

you hunt down trafficking victims and FISA tells you to leave them alone instead of saving them or you’d be “interfering” with an investigation

[near fossil]

John you got a source?

[glad briar]

Gotta get it signed

[pastel pawn]

Thats awesome that they can track individual player's destruction

I want VOID to tell me how many balls I've slapped with high velocity beanbags

[near fossil]

Oh that's weird, maybe they are undercover?

[chilly snow]

this

[urban ivy]

they’re naked women in a container what do you think?

[slate flame]

what music do yall listen to?

[half ibex]

bank robbery map...

[pastel pawn]

FISA wants you to leave them in the container so they can come and document it as-is for their own evidence collection

[umbral lake]

no it’s just the US government doing US government stuff

[glad briar]

Not the leaderboard we deserve, but the leaderboard we need

[pastel pawn]

Meshuggah

[half ibex]

mostly the main title of batman mask of the phantasm on repeat

[chilly snow]

apparently dad rock according the the tiktok my gf showed me yesterday

[glad briar]

Literally everything, from Japanese Pop to Argent Metal and everything in-between

[soft crystal]

wait the Judge body pillow is real?

[chilly snow]

yes

[glad briar]

Yes

[urban ivy]

kanye west, any pre 9/11 country artist and also frank sinatra

and frank ocean but he hasn’t made a song in like 6 years

[chilly snow]

hank williams?

[urban ivy]

yes king….

[pastel pawn]

I've never looked at country as pre/post 9/11 but holy shit that is so true

[chilly snow]

if you would have said no i would have to suck start my 12 gauge...

[glad briar]

The spotify dj just went from indie pop to sleep token lmao

[near fossil]

I think someone undercover will be authorised to do whatever means necessary to establish their cover

[slate flame]

For me? My favorite genres are Hip-Hop/Rap, along with a spectrum of Rock music of many genres

[urban ivy]

bro they were TRAFFICKING VICTIMS

[pastel pawn]

9/11 did to country what Hiroshima and Nagasaki did to Japan music

[urban ivy]

half the missions in the game were about trying to stop the trafficking ring man

[glad briar]

You should....see a doctor for that. Thats not normal

[chilly snow]

so many ways to take that lol

[near fossil]

jfk assassination intensifies

[glad briar]

Those poor spiders

[pastel pawn]

My spoods are doing just fine (see animal channel shortly for proofs(

[near fossil]

Just saying okay, no need to shout

[half ibex]

lizard lizard lizard

[urban ivy]

and im just saying you might lack some critical thinking skills

[glad briar]

There's an animal channel?

[pastel pawn]

#🐶animal-headquarters

[urban ivy]

stop gaslighting me federal man

[near fossil]

I'm saying what is there isn't always black and white

[glad briar]

🦎

[chilly snow]

how many do you have?

[pastel pawn]

8

64 legs total

68 if you count my cat

[urban ivy]

alright Amos voll

[glad briar]

Wouldn't think theyre very social, do you get much interaction with them as pets?

[half ibex]

i need to cop a pet tarantula hawk wasp tbh

[pastel pawn]

He's right tho. Sheriff deputies in my county go get happy ending whack offs at massage parlors and then arrest them after

[slate flame]

This guy is DEF getting whacked by the NSA

[inner heron]

yeah if its part of an investigation that is a valid decision, and is the toughest decision we've seen in the game.

[chilly snow]

different species or just different variety of tarantulas?

[urban ivy]

do you live in eviltown

[placid tiger]

Kaminsky did tell its gonna be swat related

[near fossil]

Right up there with what drink to get from vending machine

[inner heron]

yup

[urban ivy]

can’t find the coffee cups

[near fossil]

Best to just put them out of their misery

[slate flame]

it’s gonna have baddies to take down

(not THOSE baddies, we play RoN… we don’t get girls )

[urban ivy]

will the next update be in ready or not or no

[near fossil]

@rigid bone has them 🤭

[urban ivy]

judge is a baddie already

[inner heron]

speak for yourself bub

[fickle blade]

Who wants girls anyways when we have hot sweaty swat

[pastel pawn]

8 species

Psalmopoeus Cambridgei,
Nhandu Chromatus,
Pamphobeteus sp. Machala,
Pterinochilus Murinus,
Tliltocatl Albopilosus,
Chromatopelma Cyaneopubescens,
Lasiodora Parahybana,
And Tliltocatl Sabulosus

[glad briar]

I posted my 5 pups in the animal chat

[near fossil]

We got girls man, some of us

[chilly snow]

ah fuck gimmie a sec im gunna need to google each one of those

[pastel pawn]

Basically

[near fossil]

Some people like guys even

[inner heron]

he's 16 he doesnt need girls yet

[slate flame]

Well… I DONT get girls

[inner heron]

good. 16 yro. focus on yourslef bub

[near fossil]

Yeah true that

[slate flame]

playing ron isn’t working lmao, thought this game was a chick magnet fr

[urban ivy]

yeah focus on men instead these girls are all friggin losers and don’t understand my alpha mindset

[glad briar]

Best advice you could take

[inner heron]

focus on manly girls.

[slate flame]

You don’t trust the government at all, we have bigger fish to fry here

[urban ivy]

judge fishnet skin

[uncut coral]

Brother ur 16

[pastel pawn]

Get a gym membership. Go at 5pm busy hour. Find a woman that can bench press you. ????. Profit.

[fickle blade]

Do you think judge does OF?

[near fossil]

Honestly apart from the obvious sexual differences getting with a dude is better for mindset

[naive remnant]

Bro the Elysian map stupid hard

[inner heron]

no. i hope youre kidding.

[urban ivy]

on twizzy

[inner heron]

women are our greatest gift

[urban ivy]

onlyswat

[chilly snow]

are the orange and coke bottle ones bright?

[hardy canopy]

Lmao

[edgy raptor]

who told you that...

[urban ivy]

have you seen judge’s fat ass?

[near fossil]

Nope, some people just relate to guys more, just look here

[fickle blade]

It's not that bad if you just rush around with the flash grenade launcher

[fickle blade]

We need more bodycams

[inner heron]

of course we relate to guys more. we are guys, why would we relate to something different than us more than something the same as us, thats what relating means. but a womans relationship with a man is like a sacred yin and yang.

[runic aspen]

Holy shit dude, greased palms is pissing me off. If anything it should be called SWEATY PALMS due to how sweaty the bots are

[near fossil]

That's what I meant with what I said

[pastel pawn]

Yes they are, although my Green Bottle Blue is still a juvenile so it has a different, non-bright-blue color. Its abdomen currently looks like tiger stripes tho, which is cool aboht the juvi age for that species.

And my Pamphobeteus is purple like a pimp

[placid tiger]

Found it

[placid tiger]

@slate flame

[urban ivy]

not if you like dudes

[chilly snow]

thats cool, what got you into tarantulas ?

[sinful pilot]

bro my power went out and the backup generator kicked in

[runic aspen]

Does anyone have any tips what so ever, even tho I tried every know approach known to man

[fickle blade]

I finally completed it today on hard and I got the platinum took like 100+ tries

[inner heron]

wow

[chilly snow]

dont die

[near fossil]

Cloakers inbound

[urban ivy]

you call this police brutality? I call this a difficulty tweak

[inner heron]

peek every door, clear what you can from the threshhold, and then open the door and clear the rest. use lots of flashbangs.

[pastel pawn]

A couple of friends have them. I always thought spiders were overall kinda cool, but learning that tarantulas had so many different species with unique looks and behaviors really piqued my interest. And a lot of them are little engineers, which I find fascinating. They'll actually renovate their own enclosures and do construction and such.

[near fossil]

Oh just remembered it's Tuesday, we will soon see an influx of people asking if the servers are down

[fickle blade]

I usually just wedge every exit and go through parking lot

[slate flame]

YERRR

[urban ivy]

it elephant (the name only) based on the film about the columbine shooting

[fickle blade]

3 letter triad is the map where I believe swat needs MG'S

[near fossil]

Yep

[inner heron]

and the fact its a school

[near fossil]

*college

[inner heron]

colleges are schools

[near fossil]

Schools are colleges

But neither are shooting ranges

[slate flame]

Man, who shoots up schools?

That shit is not cool

[inner heron]

so why did you feel the need to feebly attempt to correct me kekw

[near fossil]

Totally not cool

[slate flame]

I live in America so… yeah I know this well

[urban ivy]

the guy who shoots up the school

[inner heron]

not all schools are colleges but all colleges are schools

[fickle blade]

I would say it's based on the film especially the enemy designs but the map is definitely designed based on the real columbine building

[pastel pawn]

Wedge the front door. Go right outside and clear the small building in the back. Wedge the door nearby that leads into the large building. Go back around the left and carefully clear the parking lot/loading docks. Clear the indoor loading bay and wedge the doors along the way. Enter thru one of the outdoor loading bays in the back and carefully clear the main room clockwise. Enter the upstairs room and clear that next, followed by the front office. While in the big main room throw lots of flash bangs over the walls as you move.

[near fossil]

@stone breach summerise this

[pastel pawn]

The message wasn't for either of you lol ^^

[stone breach]

what mission is that

[wanton musk]

[near fossil]

Greased Palms

[fickle blade]

@chatgpt fight grok

[gaunt holly]

Thanks for clarifying. I wouldn't have known since didn't read

[pastel pawn]

Palms Sweaty

[stone breach]

summary: skip that fuckass mission

[glad briar]

Knees weak

[near fossil]

Knees weak, arms are heavy

[chilly snow]

thats awesome

[near fossil]

There's vomit on his sweater already

[glad briar]

I dont think i could do a spider, but I have thought about getting a bearded dragon

[pastel pawn]

I S-ranked Palms Sweaty on my first less lethal attempt in 9m 59.92s

[urban ivy]

TOC spaghetti

[near fossil]

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

[runic aspen]

THE FUCKING GAME IS BUSTED DUDE, I UNLOADED A WHOLE CLIP INTO A SUSPECT AND HE CRIPPED WALKED AWAY

[glad briar]

I dont remember who suggested it but the flash grenade launcher made s rank on greased palms bearable

[glad briar]

Take the flash rotary grenade launcher and give that a try

[runic aspen]

PEPPER BALL LITERALLY HAVES ZERO AFFECT ON THEM

[pastel pawn]

Cheese weapon. I refuse to use it unless I'm just dicking around

[glad briar]

For getting a one time S rank on that mission, it gets a pass lol

[fickle blade]

It does

[pastel pawn]

Use beanbag shotgun. Give beanbag shotgun to two of your bots. Give the other two bots pepper balls rifles just for added sustained fire.

[runic aspen]

How is that suppose to help when there’s a room full of them

[glad briar]

It has a very large area of effect

[inner heron]

I think you missed

[glad briar]

Very. Large.

[runic aspen]

I did that already and the damn AI killed a suspect

[inland rose]

bro i was on sinnous trail and i just fonished it and my GAME crashed and i have to do ts AGAIN

[stable shale]

after buy cheap buy twice not getting S bc of fucking friendly fire i resorted to the ole' shoot everything speedrun strat

[glad briar]

Rip Jess

[urban ivy]

goonuous trail

[inland rose]

WE DIDNT GET SHOT OR INJURIED AND THE GAME JUSTS AID FUCK U AND CRASHED

[inner heron]

and now you're crashing. Out

[glad briar]

That fuckass rabbit pfp kills me

[near fossil]

23 goons a second

[pastel pawn]

Sometimes the suspects get caught in the crossfire of their fellow suspects. Beanbag shotguns are only lethal if you shoot them in the head. I don't believe your bots will headshot suspects with the beanbag shotties, so it was likely crossfire that killed them or you accidentally domed them

[inland rose]

IM GONNA KILL EVERYONE W A 12 GAUGE RAHHHH

[fickle blade]

Valley of the goons

[glad briar]

They do occasionally get a headshot in

Especially if theyre above who theyre shooting at, like on the one birthday party mission

[inner heron]

Careful you might get perma banned for that one

[pastel pawn]

Maybe I don't get that because I have a veteran perk on my squad at all times

[inland rose]

in game

[near fossil]

I was gonna say it, you know I was haha buy cheap, g00n twice

[runic aspen]

Dude the sweatiness is why I left Call of duty and now I have to deal with the damn sweatiness of Ai

[dark elbow]

can u not take off ur armor anymore?

[real cloud]

Jeez crying alot aren't we

[near fossil]

Only when the day is over

[glad briar]

You can

[urban ivy]

greased goons

[dark elbow]

my shit must b glitched then

[glad briar]

Shorts + t shirt are all the armor you need

[pastel pawn]

There's this one woman who works down at the station. Her name is Sade. Every time I get back from a mission she sings this song to me:

"No need to ask, he's a g00n operatorrrrr. G0000000n operatorrrrrr"

[dark elbow]

exactly what im running lol

[fickle blade]

Did the mods ban the word

[near fossil]

🤣 for me yeah

[runic aspen]

Maybe if their game wasn’t so buggy then maybe everybody would be fine but noooo, the bugs are literally making the game unplayable

[fickle blade]

[dark elbow]

what bugs

[glad briar]

Which is why they need to add a vulcan minigun. C'mon Kaminsky

[chilly snow]

here we go again.. its called a feature

[fickle blade]

You can't say it anymore lol

[near fossil]

Actually I think they CENSORED it...

[pastel pawn]

Bugs? In MY RONSOLE??

[runic aspen]

The bugs are not a feature, it’s a flaw in the game

[near fossil]

Unbelievable this world istg

[chilly snow]

*F E A T U R E *

[glad briar]

Better yet, can you imagine 3 swat members carrying a gau 8 through a mission lmao

[pastel pawn]

If bugs were a flaw why does nature have so many bugs? Why is majority biomass of the Earth BUGS? Hmm? 🧐

[near fossil]

They should realise we are talking about henchmen @fickle blade

[chilly snow]

no thanks, im a strong independent bearded white guy

[fickle blade]

I have a meme for this lmao

[near fossil]

Post it in #🎨ron-screenshots-and-art then delete

[fickle blade]

Nah I'll dm I don't want to upset mods again

[urban ivy]

1984

[near fossil]

If you're good at something, never do it for free

[chilly snow]

tiananmen square 1989

[near fossil]

Love it Raccoon

[fickle blade]

[pastel pawn]

Speaking of 1984, I just got booked for a gig in DC. Place your bets on whether or not I'm gonna get arrested/shot by the national guard

[chilly snow]

bring some pocket sand

[near fossil]

69:1

[glad briar]

Walk up to them and let them know youve played RoN, they'll let you join due to experience

[urban ivy]

both

[near fossil]

Which side? (If this is my last post see you)

🤣

[cloud epoch]

is that wolf in ur pfp

[glad briar]

Make sure you bring your favorite gun too, they'll want to see it

[near fossil]

Yeah my Wolf mask

[cloud epoch]

i miss payday

[glad briar]

2 hours left of the shift im covering and then I get to start my shift

[near fossil]

Loved it 1 and 2 that is, 3 doesn't exist in my mind

[near fossil]

Medical sector?

[glad briar]

Corrections unfortunately

[rigid bone]

Oh hey

My step father is in corrections

[glad briar]

18 hours on today

[urban ivy]

in the prison, straight up “correcting it”

[chilly snow]

hes RoN irl

[near fossil]

He is in there or in there? 😅

[cloud epoch]

regret buying 3, no one plays 2 anymore unfortunately

[near fossil]

Oh damn I didn't expect 2 to die out especially after 3 being what it is

[chilly snow]

my dad has been in since 2008 lmao

[urban ivy]

can’t believe RON invented the police

[near fossil]

See @glad briar, now that's a shift

[glad briar]

That paycheck is about to go hard. I cant even count how many Judge body pillows that comes out to

[near fossil]

The DOC is in

[cloud epoch]

i havent played 2 recently, but the only lobbies i could find were the same stealth missions i've done a billion times or any other mission on hard

[chilly snow]

that made me spit out my water

[near fossil]

69.5

[chilly snow]

had to wipe off my damn monitor

[near fossil]

F yeah, made someone laugh today, I'm happy

[near fossil]

Talking of Elephant's hehe

[glad briar]

I will have been at work from noon to 6am

[near fossil]

Not for the first time today I reckon 😉

[glad briar]

[rigid bone]

Valid, that sounded bad

He's a CO

[glad briar]

The work sucks but the benefits are solid

[near fossil]

What if @glad briar is your daddy?

[rigid bone]

It'd be an upgrade

[glad briar]

I would have gif perms

[urban ivy]

pls give me image perms I want to sent live judge reaction

[paper gust]

USP 45 is so much fun to use

[chilly snow]

that and the 5.7 are my favorites

[glad briar]

We haven't been issued vests and I'm desperately trying to get them to consider it

[glad briar]

Partially for safety but mostly cause I dont like having my taser on my hip

[rigid bone]

That seems ... like a bad idea

[near fossil]

Regrettably things only change once actions have been taken

[inland rose]

i hate it when civilians run into the cross fire of a shotgun

[chilly snow]

now imagine how its like irl

[near fossil]

With a taser on his hip, big Thane

[glad briar]

Their reasoning is that they dont want to buy the vests and then lose staff

But like, we'll still have the vest. We can save it for someone of s similar build

[near fossil]

Imagine that and it's only Monday

[chilly snow]

so if one of you get stabbed, then what?

[rigid bone]

That sounds like some private prison reasoning

[inland rose]

FUCK THE COPS DEAD

[glad briar]

shocked_pikachu.png

[near fossil]

But surely if 🤔 just best of luck man

[glad briar]

Surprisingly not, but smaller county

[near fossil]

Trailers standing by of course

[inland rose]

i found my first vidual bug lmao

[chilly snow]

i should've seen that coming

[inland rose]

a dead susprxts half phased into the floor

[zenith perch]

ReadyOrNot Mobile 2035 trust 🙏🙏🙏

[manic ice]

i swear, i pull out a flashbang to chuck and a knife dude comes sprinting around the corner and i have zero time to react lol

[near fossil]

Is it floaters in your eyes, because they been saying they'll patch that for years

[urban ivy]

they were all reaching

[zenith perch]

How is Leon of all people having an issue with this 😭😭😭

[inland rose]

no theyre just phased into the floor

[glad briar]

Suprise motherfucker

[chilly snow]

that needs to be a sticker

[near fossil]

Sound familiar @glad briar ? Nah I shouldn't joke about that

[inland rose]

Element to TOC…the suspect’s phased into the floor.

[glad briar]

All good, if youre referring to the guy that wanted to fight me lol

[manic ice]

does it stun suspects if you chuck a grenade or flash and the actual projectile hits them lol

[inland rose]

i wanna say ready or not is a good game but like the BUGS

[near fossil]

Yeah haha you gotta get down end of watch style sometimes

[glad briar]

Can you imagine one of those detonating on your face

[chilly snow]

with the launcher? idk

[manic ice]

die

[glad briar]

Flashbang is bad enough already but directly on the face lmao

[manic ice]

no just standard throwables

[chilly snow]

ah, i imagine it would

[glad briar]

For some reason that just reminded me, I went to tour a new training facility and a swat team was there training. The used an actual door charge without telling anyone and scared the shit out of everyone even remotely close

[near fossil]

Bet youtube has a video on it

[glad briar]

I had just stepped outside when they blew it

[manic ice]

if i die to another knife dude again im gonna have to forget my ROE

[glad briar]

Always carry extra knifes to give them after the fact

[manic ice]

"element to TOC...melee rusher reported. requesting camera footage wipe*

[peak spindle]

I love that I put my gun up when a knife wielding maniac gets too close. Bashing them does NOT help the situation.

[glad briar]

"TOC to element....did you just shoot an unarmed civilian?"

"....no"

[manic ice]

shooting meth heads makes me happy

i also like the carriers of the vine mission because i simply enjoy shooting wacky cultists

[urban ivy]

ides of march is quite the hassle to S rank

[glad briar]

In the case of Los Suenous vs Judge, the defendant pleads "nuh uh"

[manic ice]

"tf you mean, NUH UH?"

[glad briar]

"Did you or did you not fire your weapon at an unarmed subject"

"Nuh uh"

[near fossil]

Great fun

[manic ice]

all judge has to do to get out of jail is take his shirt and socks off

[night patrol]

Why don’t I have the hospital map or the warehouse map anymore? I used to

[manic ice]

wat

[night patrol]

The maps just left

[near fossil]

Tell them to come back then 🤣

[night patrol]

I wish I could

[near fossil]

You tell those maps flox

[manic ice]

tasers are quite effective in getting noncompliant subjects to cooperate

[glad briar]

Yeah but 9mm is quicker

[near fossil]

I just shoot right past their ear

[muted iron]

is gas fixed?

[manic ice]

nah

[dreamy scroll]

How do you talk to players on ps5 before you die

[glad briar]

Gas grenades no, but stop at a taco bell before arriving on scene and you'll have enough gas to clear the mission easy

[fickle blade]

You scream and yell

[muted iron]

next time just say no, you aren't funny

[chilly snow]

3 Dorito loco tacos to go please

[fickle blade]

Chill it's not that serious

[chilly snow]

No u

[near fossil]

I laughed at it alright, not a straight lol but I smiled

[glad briar]

Life's too short to be that serious

[manic ice]

ignore peacemaker, i heartily laughed at your joke

[muted iron]

I do not want a joke, I do not know you guys.

[near fossil]

The irony of someone called peacemaker starting problems

[muted iron]

bye

[fickle blade]

Goodbye

[chilly snow]

Bye Felicia

[near fossil]

Byeeeeee

[sleek rover]

Dude that guy is so cool

[manic ice]

dreadful

[glad briar]

Thats is fine, I am friend to all

[fickle blade]

I wish I was that cool

[chilly snow]

@muted iron come back here, I want to be friends so we can tell jokes together

[dreamy scroll]

Holy corn ball

[manic ice]

[glad briar]

[manic ice]

sometime if i eat corn fritters too fast, the corn will show up intact in my shit

[dreamy scroll]

Reddit humor

[glad briar]

Ayo what

[near fossil]

@rigid bone tricked me with #announcements

[glad briar]

I do hail from the land of corn so that tracks

[fickle blade]

I hate announcements that don't have "new update"

[manic ice]

oh darn that filthy fat boi kaminsky (knee slap)

[chilly snow]

I WHEEZED

[near fossil]

Ohio?

[glad briar]

Close, Indiana

[urban ivy]

you’re based and cool as all hell dude

[dreamy scroll]

Stop tryna make jokes your unfunny you have the humor of a bandkid

[glad briar]

Ohio is more known for meth and bad sports teams

[manic ice]

what about brainrot

[near fossil]

That's why you're cool

[glad briar]

[urban ivy]

you’re*

[fickle blade]

I thought Iowa and Illinois were corn states

[near fossil]

It's grey area

[glad briar]

Both states have corn, but Indiana has more

[near fossil]

I'm going to steal that corn

[glad briar]

Apparently I was wrong, we have fallen to 5th place

[fickle blade]

I don't like corn 🌽

[slate flame]

🌽🌽🌽

[glad briar]

Iowa and Illinois have overtaken us

[manic ice]

-respect

[fickle blade]

Rip Indiana

[fickle blade]

Who said I had respect in the first place

[glad briar]

However we've become the number one producer of popcorn and ducks, so thats something

[manic ice]

real men shovel corn into their mouths like there's no tomorrow

[glad briar]

Real men turn it into ethanol and inject that shit directly

[near fossil]

I love watching corn, sites just full of it

[glad briar]

[merry ingot]

Hi I would like to buy it on Ps5, but I can see that there is no stats/progression in the game ( for example a stat tab with time record/score/number of kills/saved hostages etc). It s something that keeps you motivated to do missions. I think that due to the lack of player stats, I will not buy it.

[little hawk]

There is stat tracking

[manic ice]

that appears at the end of every mission

[near fossil]

Yeah man, perfect maize, cornhub, my perfect step-corn hahaha

[spiral gull]

there is career stats

[near fossil]

Over the Hedge, great movie

[urban ivy]

I hate ides of march S rank

[manic ice]

i hate you