💬general-discussion

[main oasis]

if you arrest maybe 5-6 people then you get A+

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Basically you get more points for arresting suspects then killing them

[main owl]

Did you know? @glass mulch is known as the brother of the Grinch, the infamous character who used to hate christmas.

[tender dawn]

If you want higher score arrest more people

[sacred nexus]

a+ is doing everything with killing, you have to get evidence packed, call everything in, make sure you got all civs, all suspects

[dark spindle]

Can’t do that don’t got lmgs or lethal grenade launchers

[heavy gazelle]

Is there a way to change keybindes when playing mnk on Xbox?

[main oasis]

breach with C2 clear with flash is your best friend

[red jay]

An A+ requires 95/100% total score.

Killing like 2-4 people is usually enough to make you drop under that, lmao.

Depends on the suspect count though.

[heavy gazelle]

Oh it lets me play mnk on Xbox

[sacred nexus]

i am gonna shoot the person below me with a nerf gun

[terse dome]

you can, ps5 has no mouse atm but going to be fixed
no idea if you can remap

[heavy gazelle]

Ah okay

[sacred nexus]

🙂

[dark spindle]

:)

[dense quail]

:)

[manic ice]

🙂

[glass mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/grinch-annoyed-over-it-the-grinch-sad-gif-17247233356320475590

[main owl]

Yes exactly

[sacred nexus]

grinch

[gaunt holly]

Linch

[main owl]

At first I thought that your pfp, @glass mulch , was a gradient flame with cool drip sunglasses

[glass mulch]

Its my ff14 character standing in front of a crystal

[main owl]

I know I just realized

[tender fiber]

this update sucks

[main owl]

Who wants to hear a joke and bet a Dark Waters DLC that you will laugh?

[dark spindle]

Sure

[main owl]

Why was my son talking to his mailbox?

[dark spindle]

Why?

[main owl]

Because he was sending a voicemail 🤣🤣✌️📪

[dark spindle]

Why shouldn’t you argue with your gun roommate?

[main owl]

Why?

[dark spindle]

Because they will kick you out

[raw widget]

bruh they may as well remove the lfg tbh, just a bunch of mongs who leave immediately

[main owl]

[quaint knoll]

knock knock

[dark spindle]

Who’s their

[quaint knoll]

hand grenade

[main owl]

ahah so funny

knock knock

[dark spindle]

Yes?

[main owl]

Job application

[eager yew]

I got A+ on mission 3

[runic sigil]

Wowie

[eager yew]

Everyone content

[daring lichen]

I like how everytime I open reddit I see @rigid bone getting clowned on.

Like bro what did you do 😭

[main owl]

I was gonna pay 25 euros for those Africans people dancing and cheering specific people on request and was gonna do it with Kaminsky but idk

[main owl]

I hope your Ready Or Not fatally crash

[daring lichen]

Real

[main owl]

I was actually gonna do it I still have the product in the website’s cart 😭

[viral badger]

I am ready

[main owl]

But then realized how financially broke I am (5Mln $ networth)

[agile wasp]

Meow

[terse dome]

:3 uwu

[cloud epoch]

[dark spindle]

:D

[worn brook]

What happened to the one troller reading the bible in ron? I heard ab him on reddit lol

[agile wasp]

🙂

[dark spindle]

What?

[alpine oyster]

a

[umbral grove]

He got silenced...

[main owl]

Delete system32 please

[umbral grove]

I remember him yeah, probably got banned from the game

[terse dome]

axthually i use linux

[worn brook]

I saw some reddit posts about a guy alledgedly doing bible classes or some shit in ron

[agile wasp]

He got sacrifice to the ready or not gods

[alpine oyster]

slowmobe changes here every day

[worn brook]

🫣🫢

[umbral grove]

That was waaaay back

[agile wasp]

That was waaaay back

[worn brook]

How much way back? What if I become his ² :3?

[agile wasp]

I have accepted that I will never grown my superhero phases

[umbral grove]

It was back in 2023 when 1.0 released

[worn brook]

Dayum

[main owl]

sudo rm -rf /*

[worn brook]

Too bad I use samsung🤑

[simple turret]

he didnt get banned, the game is peer to peer so banning someone wouldnt be possible. not to mention banning people from games they bought, especially over something as goofy as that, is cringe.

what happened was void added the ability to blacklist people and most everyone blacklisted him.

[agile wasp]

Yucky

[alpine oyster]

this server got stickers for everything 😭

[agile wasp]

Yes

[sick fjord]

fuck these clanker team mates bro

mfs get stuck on fucking nothing this is why we need to kill all clankers

[dark spindle]

Dude get off Roblox

[agile wasp]

I have to touch grass today

[sick fjord]

i will reach 100 hours

[dark spindle]

If you reach 100 hours you die!!

[agile wasp]

Rip bro

[alpine oyster]

clanker hate will not be authorised

[eager yew]

I keep getting a

[sick fjord]

GET THESE CLANKERS OUT OF MY LIFE

[dark spindle]

What about BT-7274?

[sick fjord]

ALL OF THEM KILL THEM ALL

[sick fjord]

NO CLANKERS SHOULD SURVIVE

[hollow magnet]

I NEED HELP

[umbral grove]

Theres the answer

[hollow magnet]

I CANT TALK INGAME IM ON PC PLS HELP ME

[agile wasp]

No

[dark spindle]

Have you tried turning it off and on?

[hollow magnet]

huh

[winged gorge]

Guys what’s the hardest missions in ready or not?

[agile wasp]

Elephant

[dark spindle]

Mic, game, pc, headset. Have you turned them off or disconnected them from the pc?

[winged gorge]

Johnny go back to V’s brain

[agile wasp]

No I am from a timeline where I take over his body

[winged gorge]

Fuck arasaka

[agile wasp]

Wake the fuck up, samurai we have a city to burn

[winged gorge]

Absolute cinema🔥🔥🔥

[agile wasp]

Cyberpunk is peak

[lucid falcon]

Cyberpeak

[sterile schooner]

Lets party like its 2023

[agile wasp]

He said the thing

[lucid falcon]

Thank you, come again

[winged gorge]

😂

[lucid falcon]

Think about it
Statistically, it's the hardest mission as every new player will play that first
Therefore, it's the hardest mission they've played
:D

[winged gorge]

Bro what. Every beginner completes it😂

[main owl]

Hi there my favorite seagull

[raw widget]

Completing it and doing it properly are two different things in this game

[lucid falcon]

But technically it's the hardest mission they've played as it's the only one they've played up to that point
Statistically making it the hardest mission

[agile wasp]

I ate him

[sterile schooner]

Hows it going?

[agile wasp]

I plan on eating u

[winged gorge]

No because they go on and complete other missions. That means that all of the missions are the hardest depending on where you are. In your logic.

[sterile schooner]

Got to catch me first

[lucid falcon]

Well no because the next one isn't as hard as they know what it's like, they're more confident!

[agile wasp]

Don’t tempt me with a good time

[lucid falcon]

(I applied logic to my own joke and it actually makes sense, I should sleep)

[sterile schooner]

Don't give me a challenge

I can be quite tenacious

[verbal nimbus]

seems odd to me that the music in the neon tomb mission dfoesnt turn down with music voulme but does with sfx, i suppose the loudness adds to the scenario but seems odd

[inland bramble]

Watching season 2 of TWD

[stray spire]

Debating playing through RDR2

[inland bramble]

It’s very good so far

[frail spire]

Ngl I somewhat Liked the Club neon Mission

[verbal nimbus]

oh i like the mission, just makes me deaf with how loud it is

[frail spire]

Real

[stiff shoal]

I have to try get S rank 🥀🥀

[novel quail]

Was the bug where you can't create an ironman save fixed in the new patch? I encountered it on the LS stories patch #1 but I can't see it anywhere in the patchlog for LS stories patch#2 and imo this is a pretty critical issue

I'd like to try it as a challenge, but I can't right now because the bug is presumably still present

it's going to be around a day before I can play because my internet is very slow and the patch is just redownloading the entire game on steam

[dreamy scaffold]

Will there be any discount for the game soon....?

[novel quail]

There was one not too long ago on steam, so probably not

[modest fern]

if i remember the patchnotes correctly yes

[upbeat geyser]

The Ballistic Shield:

Protects you with 89% effectiveness against shots from all types of weapons. The ballistic shield against a knife = certain death.

[dreamy scaffold]

Aww dangit I'm like so close to being able to get it, unfortunate

[blissful root]

Am I the only one who has a problem where Judges voice is very lowered down when i equip the ballistic mask

[orchid scarab]

Did the update screw up the AI? They are constantly glitching now

[upbeat geyser]

The shield does not protect you against a knife

[novel quail]

the summer sale is also already over

[turbid granite]

a knife is not ballistic

[slate flame]

What the fuck? It’s a giant slab of metal.

[inland bramble]

Hey if the game doesn’t get fixed soon can I speak to somebody about a refund. I don’t appreciate the fact that I can’t have epic connected to my account, because it’s the only way I can play with my dad. A war vet with PTSD who I just want to play with on the game which is why I bought it

Either fix this, or give my money back

[upbeat geyser]

Even so, it seems that the knife goes through the shield as if it were paper.

[slate flame]

Epic games is being used as a framework. They can’t change it and they’re using it to facilitate cross play, you can’t really do anything about it

[blissful root]

I unequip the ballistic mask, judges voice is fine, but I equip it back on, I can barely hear him

[upbeat geyser]

yea

[white moat]

Is there a way to use a suggestions

[slate flame]

Also by the way, refunds are not void’s issue that is purely the platforms so you got to talk to the platforms for that one like Xbox, PlayStation or PC

[inland bramble]

But Ready or Not is crashing because they can’t handle epic games being connected to it

[novel quail]

great thank you, will give it a go tomorrow then when its done downloading

[modest fern]

Characters intentionally get muffled by masks but it seems it may be too quiet

[slate flame]

Which platform are you guys on?

[blissful root]

It's very quiet

[modest fern]

If you can get a video I'd appreciate it in #💻tech-support

[inland bramble]

He’s on PC I’m on Xbox. But the issue isn’t him not being able to join me. The issue is every platform is crashing if they have epic connected to their account

[modest fern]

I have seen xbox crashing from epic being connected yeah, that's something for the devs to address

[blissful root]

Bet, I am on ps5, so the quiet is gonna be a bit bad

[manic ice]

that effect was normal post patch but now it just seems like my characters overall audio was halved

[zinc trail]

peekaboo

[slate flame]

You’re on steam? that means that you have to basically enable safe motor steam because for some reason Microsoft direct X launches are not working atm

[orchid scarab]

Update made AI super glitchy and some traps invisible

[zinc trail]

i have yet to play :>

[modest fern]

If you can get a video of invisible traps send it in #🎬ron-clips-and-media but otherwise it's just you not spotting it.

I think they can be kinda high or hard to see on some maps, but it's there

[sterile schooner]

Its like the volume has been turned down, it was muffled before the update but now its like my guy has social anxiety when he speaks lol

[inland bramble]

I’m on XBOX like I said big dawg

I LEGIT SAID I’m XBOX he’s PC. Holy dude

[plucky moth]

Epic servers fucking suck. Stupid idea to use Epic servers.

[slate flame]

Oh yeah, sorry

[inland bramble]

It’s not even the epic servers it’s ready or not not being able to handle the servers

[plucky moth]

Two things can be true at once

[slate flame]

The game is using P2P still it’s not like epic has dedicated servers or anything like that to my knowledge

[inland bramble]

It’s been an issue since the start of the Xbox port.

[eager yew]

I don’t like the whole mental aspect of the game but I understand why it’s there but I don’t think it should brick ur save or watever

[slate flame]

The mental health stuff in the game is a focal point in Commander mode I think

[supple nacelle]

do you know if they’re working on the bugged dlc trophies?

[slate flame]

Anyway, the game is still using P2P… I’m not an expert in game servers, but I don’t think epic games is using any type of dedicated servers or anything like that. I don’t know how they are handling the framework of the game

[modest fern]

Outside of generally working on bugs, I'm not aware of any specific achievement being bugged anymore. Achievements have always been testy so it's hard to say what is a bug and what is losing the achievement because you pulled out the lockpick

[fleet gulch]

Is there a way to go to my 3rd saved file on multiplayer, it takes me to my first one

[modest fern]

RoN is still P2P yes, it just routes through Epic instead of only Steam now

[plucky moth]

Epic facilitates the P2P

[inland bramble]

Does this mean the complaints I saw on Reddit were deleted or do you not look at Reddit

[eager yew]

Imma have to restart my campaign

[slate flame]

ahh ok

[slate flame]

And if you turn off cross play… it just defaults to steam? Or not because I’m getting people who bought ready or not off of the epic game store is going to still have to use epic servers.?

[slim perch]

What do you mean mental health stuff in the game

[modest fern]

I consider myself a backup mod for Reddit, so I don't know what you're talking about specifically.

I know their team is more lenient than I am on Steam, so it's an issue of breaking rules vs them trying to shut down criticism.

[plucky moth]

Commander mode

[eager yew]

If ur members mental health gets too low, they’ll quit

[inland bramble]

When you play commander mode, your team has mental health status

[supple nacelle]

no like getting your sea legs and from house to home not being given when completing all the dlc trophies

[modest fern]

No, it still uses Epic (unfortunately). Would be cool if they could do both but the netcode must be a nightmare.

[slate flame]

In commander mode, there is a stress mechanic in the game, so if you kill too many people or if a certain mission like the school shooting mission is played then your officers will become stressed due to the excessive violence

You communicate this by taking as many suspects and civilians as possible so you can preferably S ranked the entire mission or just go leave but try your very best to capture as many dudes as you can

[inland bramble]

People have made complaints about how when they started the game they got a bunch of achievements they didn’t earn

[slim perch]

Thank you that makes sense

[sterile schooner]

All my guys are dead or in therapy... Thats why i go lone wolf, im just too much of a loose canon for them to handle

[late jacinth]

Guys I just completed iron man mode without dying or losing a single officer on high difficulty and I still didn’t get the watch

[modest fern]

That's the second time I've seen sea legs mentioned, I'll try to look into it or see if I can get confirmation.

[supple nacelle]

from house to home too

they both just doesn’t pop for some reason

[modest fern]

If the save is from before the patch then ironman mode was not saving properly until after

[late jacinth]

When was the patch?

[inland bramble]

Did one of your men go to therapy

[modest fern]

Yesterday

[late jacinth]

Yeah they went

[slate flame]

If your dude’s become too stressed, then they’re going to resign, and that means that you’re going to lose their perks & if you’re trying to get that ruined the watch achievement then that means that you can’t have any of your officers die or resign in Iron Man mode

[inland bramble]

That’s why

[late jacinth]

Bro I started the save like three days ago and been grinding and I just finished it today wtf😂

[inland bramble]

They can’t get too much stress to where they leave for a while to go to therapy @late jacinth

[late jacinth]

Are you serious? Why doesn’t it say that then for the watches description

[inland bramble]

Sadly even though they didn’t quit, they went on leave

[modest fern]

Yeah try making a new save with ironman again, it is how it is unfortunately

[jolly tree]

I think the stress system makes sense in some ways. Hostage situations are extremely tough mentally. You basically sign off on your own life giving the hostages lives more importance than yours. It's just not a "fun" gameplay mechanic

[halcyon bone]

what do you guys think are going to be the three new maps in 2026?

[late jacinth]

So I just did all that shit for nothing😂

[inland bramble]

No idea. Technically when they go on leave, it’s because they did leave, but therapy stopped them from leaving

[novel quail]

for training!

[charred gate]

I played a mission today and I noticed they changed the kick animation?

[late jacinth]

Man wtf 😂😂😂

[inland bramble]

It’s only when you are leaning I’m pretty sure

[sterile schooner]

I was too hastey in my first hostage situation, i shot the woman in the stomach killing her and knocking out the suspect 👍

[jolly tree]

Bank robbery, airport/plane

[halcyon bone]

what do you think about it

[charred gate]

I weren’t leaning and had it every time

[manic ice]

"mission failed, we'll get em next toime"

[inland bramble]

Hmmm. Could you clip it?

[halcyon bone]

how about a diddy mission

[charred gate]

I mean it was a nice touch, anything to have a little more realism yk

[sterile schooner]

Yep, i was inexperienced back then... Still haunts me to this day

[halcyon bone]

or a mall mission

[manic ice]

i would pay money to play a "raid diddys mansion" mission

[charred gate]

I literally just went off so I can’t rn

[inland bramble]

Ah it’s ok

[halcyon bone]

good idea

[inland bramble]

I wish we had more missions where we invaded active shooters. Like schools and clubs. Even more gas stations

[slim perch]

Good idea

[manic ice]

i think there was a school mission but it got censored

[inland bramble]

No it didn’t

[manic ice]

idk i've only had this game for three days

[novel quail]

there is one in the game currently, elephant

[inland bramble]

Elephant hasn’t been censored except for the normal censorship that everyone has

Which also, whoever complained about the censorship, you are weird

“Oh no I can’t shoot kids and mutilate dead bodies” how about get a job

[near fossil]

Evening all

[slate flame]

ello

[halcyon bone]

Yes, the censorship sucks but if you look around the environment, there’s a lot of other stuff that could’ve censored, but I’m glad they didn’t

[novel quail]

I mean you technically can go around and shoot all the civilians, but why

[inland bramble]

No it doesn’t the censorship does nothing

[inland bramble]

Yeah but you can’t shoot kids and you can’t mutilate dead bodies as in take their limbs off and blow holes in their chest e

[manic ice]

that reminds me of that one cod mission where if you shoot a baby enough it'll kick you out of the game lmfao

[halcyon bone]

good argument

[novel quail]

you can shoot kids

you can post-portem mutilate too, just not with killing shots

[sterile schooner]

I wanted to see digital tiddies in my realistic swat tactical shooter though...

[inland bramble]

Well here’s the thing. Most of the censorship was minor. Can’t mutilate the dead, can’t kill kids, and they toned down some stuff. The full effect is still in play

And it’s not voids fault. Its company’s like master card and Venmo who refuse to let their cards be used on Steam if Void doesn’t remove things

[manic ice]

yummy

[novel quail]

void only really did the bare minimum to not be considered a nsfw game and that was it

[slate flame]

The credit card company stuff was a bit more recent than this no?

[manic ice]

but we wanted the game to be nsfw 🙁

[inland bramble]

No you can’t. Elephant isn’t kids it’s collage students

[novel quail]

okay sure then

[dusk jay]

Hello! I was thinking of buying R.O.N but I have been saying a overwhelming amount of negative reviews on it lately and heard the latest console patch has ruined the game for most people, I was wondering if anyone would be able to chime in on this.

[inland bramble]

It’s all the time with credit companies

[kindred hinge]

IMO its not about the stuff being censored
its about Ready or not itself
it always told the story people were told to look away
Saw people the uncomfortable stuff they didnt wanted to realize that exactly thats whats happening in the world somewhere
The game was a masterpiece
From the gameplay and from the statement/message
now void interactive rowed back.
Undid their statement. Even if its not fully, they still did. And so it hurts to see that even the games, based on the naked truth, have to censor themselves.
thats kinda sad if you ask me.

(I hope this is lowk relateable)

[manic ice]

i bought this game because i wanted to be a swat team stopping an elementary school shooter

[sterile schooner]

Aw shit.. here we go again.

[dense hare]

toc to element... we're gonna need you to jork it a little...

[grand torrent]

Is the game worth it buying now with all the censorship and stuff?

[novel quail]

they wanted to tell their story to more people by releasing it on consoles and other platforms

[stray spire]

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!

[dense hare]

bro I can't believe ppl are so pressed that they can't have sex trafficking victim titties in their game

[inland bramble]

Well, it’s not voids fault to be fair

Void has to do things in order for the game to be sold, if steam doesn’t let them sell their game, or Microsoft or Sony. It’s because they have card company’s who won’t allow them to sell because of the things inside of it

Which is sad how company’s who are powerful and rich can decide what can be bought

[halcyon bone]

i would like a mission like that because that would really make a challenge a elementary school shooting

[kindred hinge]

I get it and I don't judge em for that
And yet the original statement lowkey faded away through that

[grand torrent]

Idk what happened with the censorship and stuff thought of something bad no gore or stuff not owning the game rn

[novel quail]

a lot of the "censorship" though doesn't really impact the story, the worst one was the spasming child getting turned to sleeping, but no nudity and some evidence photos getting changed is not the end of the world

[slate flame]

Only post mortem gore was toned down… can’t desecrate dead bodies anymore

Although if they’re alive, then the gore is completely unchanged

[sterile schooner]

Ill have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

[dusk jay]

ah so the latest update everyone is on about just censored content & cut gore?

[dense hare]

idk I'm on ps5 and I definitely shot a guy's leg off so idk wym no gore

[halcyon bone]

bought the game probably a month ago I don’t know if they had Gore when it first came out

[stray spire]

Everyones gonna remember my name! Big smoke! Ah....

[inland bramble]

Actually. If you look around the bed you can see condoms on the floor indicating she was raped

[kindred hinge]

its more criticism on the big companies and social system
Void has to adapt to the industrie which is shit.
And people forget the original statement through that. thats also shit.
use ur brain. Especially those who says "noo i cant see naked people" like actually stfu
Yet for me its all about the message you get me?

[grand torrent]

Thanks so Ig the censorship had no real impact on the game itself and it is still worth?

[kindred hinge]

couldn't agree more.

[dense hare]

no the worst one was the valley of the dolls basement change

[inland bramble]

So instead of her being drugged and having a seizure, she was raped instead. Still horrible things but both don’t remove the severity

[halcyon bone]

true

[novel quail]

there was no change to the valley of dolls basement?

[inland bramble]

There was. Images of kids are turned to images of dolls

[dense hare]

they changed it on console to show pictures of porcelain dolls rather than the guys daughter

[inland bramble]

Which makes no sense. All kid images are made into dolls. Which is weird

[novel quail]

actually? they didn't mention that in their patch notes

[slate flame]

The censorship? The game is still worth it.

The game currently running kinda poo poo and not looking the best? that’s a lot more important… and that is something that I don’t know if many people would like to except

[gaunt sundial]

i justy got the game today and i dont have any guns i have like 3 ARs aand like 2 pistols why does everyone else have all these guns and i have nothing?

[manic ice]

do i like the censorship? no. do i understand why void did it? yes. i think that about sums up everyone's opinions

[dusk jay]

censor ship & gore removed? is it a straight out rip from the game or is gore and censor options toggleable?

[slate flame]

Probably a UI glitch

[kindred hinge]

Exactly!

[sterile schooner]

Because your a rookie, gotta earn yo stripes boi

[halcyon bone]

you just got the game i am sure you have to beat level s to get more guns

[gaunt sundial]

no cause my friend has all guns and he bought it same time as me

[dense hare]

this is an unpopular opinion but I do not really care about the games story im here to shoot people suspects or civilians

[slate flame]

Only post mortem gore is removed meaning that you can’t desecrate dead bodies, if they’re alive, then it’s not changed

@halcyon bone you unlock everything at the start of the game. it’s just a glitch

[inland bramble]

So, gore is still in the game. Only some gore isn’t. You can’t mutilate the dead and you can’t kill kids. So in game you can still blow heads and limbs off and put holes in chests, but if they are dead, you can’t

[grand torrent]

In clips, the game actually looks pretty good

[slate flame]

You were never able to kill kids really… the few times that there was children, your gun was always in low ready and you couldn’t aim at the child

[dense hare]

didn't they like make the game look worse

[dusk jay]

neat, well I'll wait and see how the next few days of this patch debate go over before I decide if I wanna buy the game,rip it, or avoid it. 'ppreciate it.

[manic ice]

go play GTA then

[halcyon bone]

me and my friends are guilty as charged for that

[slate flame]

The graphics are unintentionally bugged. They don’t know what the fuck happened.

[plucky moth]

I remember when you could kill the little girl having a seizure

[inland bramble]

Yeah you could. In the early days you could shoot the kid having a seizure in that drug home

[dense hare]

if I was given the option to drone strike the premises I would absolutely do that

[clever fractal]

Edgy ahh bro

[slate flame]

That must’ve been a while back because I myself I’ve been playing the game since June 2023

[manic ice]

"uNaUtHoRiZeD uSe Of FoRcE"

[dense hare]

huge shocker killing people in video games is fun

[plucky moth]

I got banned from here for saying I shot her too

[halcyon bone]

lol how would you feel if they did add drone more like radar drone, though that you can check in buildings

[clever fractal]

Who is u?

[slate flame]

You unlock everything at the start of the game… it’s just a UI glitch probably for him

[dense hare]

I don't talk here I just wanted to post my jork it meme

[grand torrent]

I think I will buy the game. Do cudtom mapd / mods exist?

[manic ice]

in the dark waters DLC there's a chopper flying around that you can look through the cams on

[inland bramble]

Yeah it was a bit back

[eager yew]

I’m not doing so good in the game now, I think im too tired rn

[slate flame]

Only on PC

[clever fractal]

Just put the fries in the bag bro

[dense hare]

no bro I am not playing siege I do not want drones in the game

[manic ice]

nuke the site from orbit

[south cedar]

yo guys be honest, valley of the dolls first try got a B but 2 officers down

[sterile schooner]

Same, give me some scenarios in a tac shooter and im all good... As long as the maps and scenarios aint shit

[clever fractal]

Unemployed ahh

[dense hare]

this guy gets it

[eager yew]

I had to restart my campaign bc all the police quit on me

[grand torrent]

Nice

[dense hare]

actually I do work fast food so I'm required to put the fries in the bag for you

[eager yew]

[clever fractal]

Can I get a large coke please

[dense hare]

I'm required to say yes

[raven wing]

Don’t slur pls

[clever fractal]

Thank you, no tip will be given

[sterile schooner]

Ill have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

[dense hare]

do people tip fast food workers? if they do they're losers

[clever fractal]

Exactly

[novel quail]

dang it :C

[dense hare]

this is deadass the shit I hear in my nightmares

[clever fractal]

Struggling workers need to find a second job fr

[dense hare]

my second job is helldiving super earth needs us

[dark spindle]

I’ll take a triple bossy deluxe on a raft four by four animal style, extra shingles a shimmy and a squeeze. Light axel grease make it cry burn it and let it swim.

[slate flame]

I live in America, so our tipping culture is like actually insane

I think this is because these guys earn shit salaries so tips are basically how they make a decent amount of bread

[clever fractal]

They dont need u

[manic ice]

damn you must be a shitty commander lol

[clever fractal]

Bug diver ahh

[dense hare]

I live in america too and I have never received a tip in my life

[sterile schooner]

I bet, i worked at KFC as a cook once... Never again... I still cant look at breaded chicken the same.

[dense hare]

FUCK BUGDIVERS FUCK BUGDIVERS WHY IS THERE 6K PEOPLE ON BUGS WHY ARE WE GONNA LOST A BOTS MAJOR ORDWR AGAIN FUCK OFF BUGDIVERS

[inland bramble]

Most, if not all states require that these people who do get paid by tips earn minimum wage

[clever fractal]

Bc of me, Ima bug diver

[dense hare]

is getting chased by 4 bile titans and 16 hive commanders fun

[inland bramble]

Helldivers sucks ngl. Very repetitive not fun, no good updates, nothing exciting it’s just the same BS over and over

[clever fractal]

Very

[dense hare]

this has got to be one of the worst opinions oat

[clever fractal]

I one shot bile titans 9/10 times

[dense hare]

orbital railcannon strike my beloved

[sterile schooner]

Ill admit, i almost bought it when they brought the helghast armor in from killzone. I managed to resist though.

[clever fractal]

Nah, eat is a beast

[dark spindle]

Seems like ragebait to me

[inland bramble]

Yeah cause you glaze the fuck out of a game that is repetitive, has no updates, no good replay value because it’s for Super Earth

[zinc trail]

[dense hare]

I'd rather take recoiless 100% of the time

[clever fractal]

Lame-o

[zinc trail]

[dense hare]

OH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE I MET YOU BEFORE ITS JOHN HELLDIVER IM ABOUT TO BUST

[wooden elm]

Did y’all hear about what’s happening RN in downtown GA

[zinc trail]

@quaint stirrup WE NEED YOU!!!

[clever fractal]

They break dancing?

[dense hare]

doing fent

[sterile schooner]

I was literally about to say that 😂

[manic ice]

your mother

[wooden elm]

At emery

[zinc trail]

i think theres an active shooter at a college

[dense hare]

if I had the rights to react to messages I'd heart react you bro

[hot garnet]

how the fuck did the new update break ALL OF MY MODD

[manic ice]

oh boy guys! RoN IRL!!

[zinc trail]

[clever fractal]

Oh damn, hope he gets taken out quickly

[hot garnet]

am i gonna have to remake all of my mods and find the issue bruh

[dense hare]

John kill me im a bot sympathizer

[zinc trail]

happens literally every update. just update the mods or wait for them to be updated

[clever fractal]

|| Clanker lover ||

[hot garnet]

my mods

[sterile schooner]

Time to gear up boys, we've all been training for this moment

[burnt grail]

Lead to TOC, suspects are armed and highly volatile

[dense hare]

they didn't do anything wrong guys...........

[zinc trail]

update them

[hot garnet]

not every update kills your mods

[clever fractal]

Bro's into rust buckets smh

[dense hare]

yeah bro I'd fuck a berserker put that chainsaw in me

[manic ice]

POV: hundreds of ready or not vets show up to a real shooting

[hot garnet]

too much effort, not my problem to fix if i wasn't the one that broke it

[zinc trail]

[dense hare]

[sterile schooner]

Suspect pisses pants and immediately surrenders, everybody gets a promotion

[boreal trench]

One too many downs

[dense hare]

nah bro the way I play the game I'm becoming the active shooter

[zinc trail]

then don't complain if you dont want to fix it. the devs wont.

this happens literally every update.

[faint schooner]

@zinc trail are you real

[zinc trail]

nah im fake

[dark spindle]

I mean if hundreds of people showed up and they all had a gun. That would probably stop the shooter

[slate flame]

I don’t know if there’s like a mod SDK that could release sometime that can make the transition of mods flow from one update to another because I think at this point many creators are quitting because it’s basically a constant game of whack o mole where they have to update their mods for many updates

[dense hare]

no you're real I watched you get 500 kills in one mission and they were all factory striders

[granite swallow]

anybody wanna run some ready or not?

[hot garnet]

no it doesn't, not to this extreme

[sterile schooner]

Your just too much of a loose canon cop.. you make a mess but you get the job done 😎

[faint schooner]

#🔎looking-for-players

[zinc trail]

yes... it does

[granite swallow]

add me on steam @granite swallowONKICK

[hot garnet]

WRONG 💥

BIDEN BLAST 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[slate flame]

what?

[dense hare]

killing all civilians does technically end the mission so u right

[zinc trail]

im not but okay

[manic ice]

[faint schooner]

you are :(

[zinc trail]

not

[faint schooner]

yep your bullying menow

[slate flame]

Some legacy mods kind of do work with newer patches, but from what I’m hearing, apparently every single mod that has ever been made in the game is breaking or what?

[faint schooner]

jeogjkwiotneuine

okay my brain just shit itself

[umbral grove]

Lads, it is my pleassure to inform, Gunfighter got updated

[dark spindle]

Well with what you typed it looked like you slammed your head onto the keyboard

[faint schooner]

цщ

i accidently switched my keyboard to russian, i forgot i have it installed

[dark spindle]

Heavy? Is that you?

[faint schooner]

no im not heavy from tf2

[dark spindle]

he must still be looking for his sandvitch

[faint schooner]

i havent played tf2 in a while

but i did start playing fishing planet again

[manic ice]

tf2 is a priceless world treasure

[faint schooner]

the fuck 2

[manic ice]

the fuckening

[dark spindle]

Yeah I love titanfall 2

[faint schooner]

the

[zinc trail]

"protocol 3: protect the pilot"

BT!!!!!!

[dark spindle]

Trust me

[faint schooner]

i have 158 hours in fishing planet and im only level 35 🤫

[zinc trail]

they just cancelled the third one😭

[dark spindle]

WHAT!?

[zinc trail]

yeah, after the EA layoffs, respawn cancelled a game set in the titanfall universe

[dark spindle]

EA WHY!? RESPAWN WHY!?

[clever fractal]

Apex legends > titanfall 2 and titanfall

[acoustic cobalt]

SYBAU 🥀

[toxic garden]

L ragebait

[acoustic cobalt]

Bait used to be believable.

[grim quest]

SYBAU

You only like apex if your a gooner. but at least play the finals 😭

[indigo copper]

Its a video game I really dont fucking care anymore, whatever you say is dogshit I don't care it doesn't bother me anymore I've unlocked my third eye

[indigo copper]

The rumored game was supposed to be a extraction shooter

[toxic garden]

the finals?? 💔🥀

[indigo copper]

Basically Apex version of marathon quite literally almost a 1 for 1 of that game but apex ip

[grim quest]

if your a gooner, just play that. its better then apex legends. but deadass who even plays apex legends in 2025. 😭 but tbh i would rather not play any of those

[grim quest]

arent they by different studios. i think EA only owns only of them. Respawn Entertainment & Embark Studios

[manic ice]

star wars battlefront 2015 extraction mode: peak gaming

i played that game for fucking years. absolute masterpiece. shame it didn't really have a campaign tho

[clever fractal]

😭 😭

[frosty crane]

I love it when im looking down a hallway with a shotgun actively shooting and my ai squadmates runs infront of me

[clever fractal]

Put the fries in the bag bro 🥀

[manic ice]

WEEEEE

[frosty crane]

its not like im shooting or anything, yk slugs dont hurt no one fr fr

[clever fractal]

Deez

[indigo copper]

Different studios but the gameplay and concepts for how it was to be played was basically 1 for 1 of how marathon was

[clever fractal]

I dont even play apex but i do play the finals lmao also put the fries in the bag bro 🥀

[lofty latch]

Active shooting near me, its just like ready or not

[faint schooner]

1 ignored message

[neon vortex]

It was hidden for a TOS violation that doesn’t exist

[stone kelp]

good evening

[lofty latch]

The shooter is dead

One officer is down too. "Just like the simulations"

[grim quest]

why would i work for mcdonalds when im in federal law enforcement

[tepid gulch]

So I found a minor problem in the game

[grim quest]

#1050535723087958156

[tepid gulch]

Can I still report it if I forgot to screenshot? Well actually it happened 3 times in my play through

[grim quest]

Ah makes sense. i think i said the wrong game anymore. theres this one super hero game or whatever. its not the finals but there was this one game. idk'

[clever fractal]

Put the fries in the bag bro 🥀 you're not a fed

[grim quest]

I am? you dont know who i am most of the people who play this game. have law enforcement expierence, etc.

[clever fractal]

Me too

[sacred topaz]

Most?

[grim quest]

some of my friends are military who i play ready or not with and stuff.

[clever fractal]

Im ATF

[tepid gulch]

Was bouta say most of the people I know who play this game are random dudes who just want to raid some terrorists

[grim quest]

wasn't the word i was looking for but yk

hopefully you understand what i meant

[ionic compass]

are there more missions coming soon? I just finished with hide and seek

[tepid gulch]

There are 3 DLCs

[ionic compass]

base game tho

[clever fractal]

What part of le are you?

[tepid gulch]

No clue but the answer to your question is theres 8 more missions available not base game yet

[ionic compass]

alright thanks

[grim quest]

USMS not the marines btw.

[faint schooner]

um actually dlc3 isnt dlc3

[slate flame]

WE GOT A US MARSHAL HERE?

[grim quest]

Yeah

[tepid gulch]

Los Suenos Stories? What is that then?

[faint schooner]

lss is an update thats all

[dense quail]

pummm pummm pummmmmmmmmm

[faint schooner]

dlc3 will be the actual paid dlc released later

[clever fractal]

Do you sit in the planes undercover or is that air marshals? (Genuine question cause idk anything about the us marshals and what thier jurisdictions are)

[slate flame]

US Marshals are neat

They are the go to guys for any type of fugitive apprehension as that is their bread and butter… of course they do other stuff like transporting JPATs and shit, and they also own a bunch of property that they seized

[grim quest]

don't play ready or not that much anymore through. only have like 100 hours

[clever fractal]

Lmfao u just answered my question

[dense quail]

when are they adding green sweaters to ron

[grim quest]

thats a air marshal. I work with the Fugitive Task Force

[slate flame]

They are federal law-enforcement, so they basically got jurisdiction around the entire United States

[clever fractal]

Ooooh so u got after felons

[grim quest]

Yeah a lot of interesting divisons i tell you.

[slate flame]

Fugitive apprehension is the US marshals bread and butter? The fugitive task force is probably the most well-known part of the marshals.

[tepid gulch]

Okay what the hell do I do on mission 1 of Dark Waters. I can’t find the fucking civilians in time before they get executed, where the hell are they are

[clever fractal]

Or like terrorists

[grim quest]

yeah techinally bail bonds. i guess you could say in a way. expect we dont protect them

[livid turret]

its luck dependent

[tepid gulch]

Well apparently my luck is fucking ass

[clever fractal]

Ayyee thats wassup man, stay safe out there

[livid turret]

i mean it happens to all of us

[faint schooner]

its easy, you just rush in and get the arab guy arrested before he gives the order to execute civilans. the first time ever i did it i S ranked it

[grim quest]

thats FBI not USMS. FBI is the leader for counterterrorism

[clever fractal]

Gotchaaa

[tepid gulch]

“Suspect is on the southside” well I have no basis for my directions because I can’t find north.

[slate flame]

US marshals also deal with witness protection stuff I think as well…. They have a reputation for ever since the witness protection stuff started that they haven’t had any protectees harmed

[faint schooner]

turn on the compas or the camera for the helicopter

[tepid gulch]

How do I turn on the compass?

[slate flame]

I’m guessing you worked with a bunch of organizations yourself like local PDs, sheriffs office, FBI all that good gravy?

[faint schooner]

settings interface

[slate flame]

I also heard about how difficult it is to get in the US Marshals as spots aren’t really open all that much and it’s sort of like “you have to be in the know” in order to get a shot at just applications

[grim quest]

yeah i think they have like 94 districts. and then like
Judicial Security, Fugitive Investigations, Asset Forfeiture.

[tepid gulch]

You are a life saver

[grim quest]

yeah. cant forget FBI / DEA / ATF as well as DHS/HSI

[slate flame]

Yeah, the US marshals are federal law-enforcement so I expect you guys to be working with those joes

[faint schooner]

i hate the dea

[grim quest]

ye

[slate flame]

The US marshals was the first ever federal law-enforcement in the US and they were pretty important as they were executed federal warrants a lot

[manic ice]

ICE: invincible cunt eliminators

[slate flame]

The Marshalls have a very long history in US law enforcement yee

[slate flame]

I honestly been considering a law enforcement job some day myself…

I mean, of course I’m not gonna be joining the upper echelon of federal law-enforcement anytime soon but I been thinking of what I want to specifically do

[grim quest]

yeah. fun fact the first 13 U.S. Marshals were appointed by Washington himself

[slate flame]

Oh yeah, there was only one Marshal for each state back then but they decided to change their ways

[grim quest]

yeah 94 districts is wild

they have more then one district in every state i bet by now.

[slate flame]

In terms of what enforcement job I want to do… Idk if I’m going to be doing any type of patrol or hell even SWAT stuff

[ionic compass]

how to S rank valley of the dolls?

[slate flame]

Of course I would have to get special schooling for that stuff

[frosty crane]

I GOTCHU

[faint schooner]

why did i just get a notification from xbox that season 5 of bo6 or sum shit. does anyone actually play that

i dont know how people find bo6 good or fun in any way

[ionic compass]

I can’t do it

[slate flame]

Nobody can die… you also must pick up every piece of hard & soft objective and every piece of evidence that suspects drop

so you have to pick the entire map clean

[frosty crane]

So shield for tac light armor for extra stuns clear top level first go to kitchen cinema avoid the main foyer until those two are cleared work down to the stairwell outside that would be at the front access

[slate flame]

You have to preferably go non-lethal… I especially love bringing the M3 to grenade launcher because it’s just that cheese…

[obsidian ermine]

I tried Swat 4 cause I heard it's similar to RoN
Thought it was gonna be more upbeat and jokey cause the tutorial is like haha donuts, but they hit you with the creepiest level right out the door lol

[frosty crane]

Only real bad area is that main foyer because the number of places to be shot from

[slate flame]

I may think about more technical stuff like CSI, forensics or even digital crime/cyber crime if I go into law-enforcement

Of course that would require a bit more experience and schooling so yeah

[ionic compass]

Thanks yall goated

[frosty crane]

Clear from pool to tents, get civies down and dont be afraid to tank some shots for your buddies to get an arrest

Then the basement is easy just wedge doors as u go make it so they have to face u not flank u

👍 wedges and flashes are gucci for that map

[ionic compass]

I haven’t used wedges in my entire play through

[obsidian ermine]

Wedges are incredible

[junior raft]

Has anyone played after the patch?

[frosty crane]

Honestly. They are underrated and are so incredibly helpful to not have to worry about being flanked

[obsidian ermine]

A good wedge turns a risky ass room into you controlling half the map

[slate flame]

Wedges are pretty useful.

I especially use them a lot when clearing out the spider mission I always go in front of the talent agency, and I always lock the receptionist table

[void folio]

Hey yall I just had a question, on the mission “relapse” in the hospital, if you get S-rank on easy mode will you still get the s rank special tattoo and stuff

[faint schooner]

how else are you supposed to play the game 🤨

[frosty crane]

dont say that map name ive got ptsd bro

Spent 5 hours trynna s rank that thing but did VOTD in 1 try

[junior raft]

I'm just asking to see if its still super buggy

[smoky timber]

I’m losing my mind, why can’t I find the last weapon to bag

[faint schooner]

the patch fixed like 150+ bugs

[frosty crane]

They can float into nowhere btw

[lofty latch]

I'd actually just open fire of fellow officers

[slate flame]

Turn on weapon outlines if you haven’t already it’s in the accessibility settings. It should make finding weapons a lot easier.

[smoky timber]

I will do, my guys won’t pathfind to where ever it is it’s literally infuriating

[slate flame]

Basically the weapon will have an outline of bright orange or yellow. very easy to find it.

[void folio]

Hey yall I just had a question, on the mission “relapse” in the hospital, if you get S-rank on easy mode will you still get the s rank special tattoo and stuff

[frosty crane]

you mean i spent 20 minutes combing over bodies when it could be HIGHLIGHTED FOR ME?

[slate flame]

Yeah…

it’s been in the game since like 1.0 to my knowledge

[frosty crane]

Im just going back to bed

[obsidian ermine]

How big of a jump in difficulty is Hard mode ?

[frosty crane]

Take it from a tac shooter to playing r6

[obsidian ermine]

I've got two missions left on standard but I kinda wanna try Hard for a change of pace

[frosty crane]

Wall bangs for days and either hyper aggressive or hyper defensive in doorways and choke points

[drowsy gale]

Just got the game thinking it’d be something new and refreshing, honestly underwhelming, console player

[void folio]

Hey yall I just had a question, on the mission “relapse” in the hospital, if you get S-rank on easy mode will you still get the s rank special tattoo and stuff

[dense quail]

play slower

[slate flame]

You can get the cosmetic, but if you want any achievements out of S ranks, you’re gonna have to play on standard or hard

[drowsy gale]

I did, I’m still on the postal mission, I’m into the lore but the censorship has made it difficult to find it enjoyable when you know you’re not getting the full story

[frosty crane]

Fuck that. I did rustbelt in 32 seconds

[obsidian ermine]

You are getting the full story, the only changes were some characters being naked and one animation

[dense quail]

beast

[void folio]

So I’ll still get the tattoo?I’m asking because my brother and his friend keep dragging me into it trying to get S on standard and my brother keeps losing the mission for us😭

[drowsy gale]

Fair but I thought the girl was dead in that one mission with the drug den

[obsidian ermine]

She was tweaking and it's implied she's ODing but that's about it

[slate flame]

You can get the tattoo on casual don’t worry

[obsidian ermine]

The rest of the game is the same

[pulsar glen]

About to play for first time what do you guys wanna tell me

[drowsy gale]

Well she was just lying there not moving, I’m on console

[faint schooner]

enjoy greased palms

[obsidian ermine]

Slow is smooth, smooth is fast

[void folio]

Thank god because I’m losing my mind, that mission is the only one they will play😭

[dense quail]

i like dark souls so lore is whatever. idk, censorship doesnt affect the game mechanics and AI so idk. play slower ig

[obsidian ermine]

Yeah, since the patch it says she's "sleeping"

[peak moon]

multiplayer?

[hasty badge]

pfffff, all these years later and still no ability to run laser + light...

[drowsy gale]

I’m saying she’s dead in my head cannon

[peak moon]

sanest ready or not player

[normal harbor]

Man port hokan is not easy

[obsidian ermine]

Kinda weird but sure. I just choose to believe in magical TEMS so anyone who's alive when I report them makes it

[pulsar glen]

Huh

[drowsy gale]

Don’t expect anything too deep? Theres this one guy who turns out to be a doll maker and a streamer who gets swatted

[void folio]

In multiplayer ya, I have been playing the game with them but they wanna s rank every mission for the tattoos and relapse is the biggest struggle so far

[peak moon]

if you need an extra person im down. im pretty decent

[obsidian ermine]

-Guy who is into the lore

[dense quail]

lol

[drowsy gale]

Fair, I just feel like it under delivering

[drowsy gale]

I’m just going by voids official lore man?

[obsidian ermine]

That's not the "lore" of the missions though

[drowsy gale]

Honestly I didn’t find out about the streamer being a pedo until the database mission when I saw on the laptop in the board room

[void folio]

It’s my brother that’s been making it hard, he’s good but he keeps rushing in or in general making poor decisions and dying, like one time we made it to the last floor and we were all basically uninjured in which he ran into a room without checking despite us both telling him to check it and he died

[glad silo]

No

[obsidian ermine]

Oh yeah so you know

[faint schooner]

i just saw my teammate whiff half a mag on a person standing still

[glad silo]

S ranks don't count on easy for unlocks

[obsidian ermine]

It's not just swatting, it took me a while to get that and understand he didn't just have insane neighbors who shoot at police

[drowsy gale]

Yeah I got spoiled by the censorship controversy

[void folio]

So now I’ve had one person tell me yes and another tell me no

[obsidian ermine]

I'm gonna try the first missions on Hard just to see
Surely it can't be that bad

[glad silo]

To my knowledge unlocks say standard or higher. I don't think a single person got the Hawaiian shirt on Valley of the dolls easy.

[slate flame]

No, they should unlock for casual

Only exception is the ruin the developer watch which you have to complete the game in standard mode. I’m pretty sure… you have to play Iron Man without losing any officers, either resigning or dying

[drowsy gale]

Honestly when it comes to context the censorship made it worse like I didn’t know the streamer was a pedo because the evidence was just papers, I thought he was guilty of being swatted and being complicit in a crypto mining operation

[slate flame]

I did greased palms on casual with an S and I unlocked that you got mail tattoo

[obsidian ermine]

Can you do the thing where you just alt+f4 to cancel the mission results on Iron Man mode ?

[vast trellis]

Actually rooted in reality

[slate flame]

It may have been patched out

Iron Man mode wasn’t working very well before this 2nd patch

[drowsy gale]

I read the mission briefing too and it didn’t say anything about there being a gang in the building

[peak moon]

the only spot i wish wasnt affected by censorship is that basement room on valley of the dolls. its just a bunch of random pictures that make it impossible to tell a story

[eager yew]

Pretty sure u can on console, I’ve done it

[glad silo]

Pretty sure the unlocks work from C or better Stand and Up. The lower grades get clothes and S ranks get tattoos

[drowsy gale]

Yeah I don’t wanna sound like a pedo but Shame on void for gutting that mission

[glad silo]

Clothes(shirts,pants,boots, watches,etc.)

[vast trellis]

It’s unfortunate that the censorship caused so much loss but at least the game is available to more people now

[slate flame]

The briefing is narratively supposed to be wrong

You thought that you were going to swat a person who took their brother hostage and killed their mother… turns out that it was just accidental swatting and nothing happened but you look deeper and you find a holy shit. That guy is a pedo

[eager yew]

Wat was censored

[drowsy gale]

I see that now, lol

[eager yew]

Huh..?

[peak moon]

a couple parts of missions that are important for storytelling

[vast trellis]

Inzino how long have you been playing?

[drowsy gale]

I literally thought spider was as bad as it was going to get lol

[glad silo]

I noticed that in most cases the briefs don't alert you to what's really going on. Nor do the 911 calls

[drowsy gale]

2 days

[vast trellis]

Nice, liking it so far?

[glad silo]

It gets darker

[eager yew]

Ig im just bad at games bc I didnt notice he was a pedo

[peak moon]

no its very easily missed

[eager yew]

[vast trellis]

Tbf sometimes it’s hard to examine details when being shot at

[slate flame]

.Post mortem gore, dead bodies won’t be further mutilated while it’s unchanged if it’s alive, (all platforms)

.Evidence changes (some unaffected on PC, while all censorship is on console)

.Nudity of suspects and civilians (all platforms)

[drowsy gale]

I actively avoided the lore vids, wanting to get shocked but I got it spoiled because of the censorship, I was worried I was playing a watered down version with some missions being removed so I looked into it

[peak moon]

only autistic freaks like me care about the lore

[eager yew]

I was doing so good earlier but my skills tanked, think it’s bc im tired and sleep deprived

[slate flame]

Missions are not at all removed. They only had to change evidence and character details

[eager yew]

I care but not through first playthrough

[vast trellis]

That’ll do it 😭

[drowsy gale]

Changing the evidence and dolls was the worst decision

[golden panther]

Do you have to be in commander mode to get the '99 gear

[eager yew]

Got so bad I had to restart my whole campaign 😭

[vast trellis]

Uh oh 💀 wth happened

[hardy canopy]

I'll be honest some of the homeless models now look like ass

[drowsy gale]

Change evidence and the story falls apart due to inconsistency

[eager yew]

I had nobody to go with me 😭
I died twice and everyone quit on me
So I had to restart completely

[peak moon]

lore accurate

[vast trellis]

I have the dev watch pretty awesome thing to go through

[obsidian ermine]

Thank you come again was still relatively easy
I did almost get got by one suspect jumping me in the freezer area while I was restraining a civvie though

[obsidian ermine]

I fucked up and installed the cosmetics unlocker mod, I changed my mind but I forgot to uninstall it before I opened the game again

[eager yew]

Most of the difficulty for me is finding wat to do and where to go, not the actual firefights

[vast trellis]

[drowsy gale]

Twisted nerve fr

[obsidian ermine]

I'm still gonna try it for bragging rights though

[mighty fjord]

Get down

[eager yew]

This was my fist day playing and I loved it

[vast trellis]

Twisted nerve was definitely a difficulty spike for me

[slate flame]

You can unlock all cosmetics in any mode

You can unlock them in quick play, multiplayer, or commander mode… the only exception is that developer watch… got to play the game in Iron Man mode

[mighty fjord]

Lspd don’t move

[obsidian ermine]

I'm serious, I thought about it and I opened the game right as I remembered it'd unlock all the S rank tattoos and dev watches, not just vests and shirts

[mighty fjord]

Drop your weapon

[eager yew]

Gn y’all ✌️

[faint schooner]

gn gng

[astral arrow]

goodnight

[mighty fjord]

Put the weapon down now

[vast trellis]

That sucks so now what can you do about it? Is it just locked until next patch or what

[eager yew]

[golden panther]

Deadass? Tits! That's awesome

[glad silo]

Always clear enemies before the civies if you can

[obsidian ermine]

Idk, I think it's just unlocked now
Lemme try if I delete the pak and start it again

[vast trellis]

You haven’t played ready or not until you’ve tried Ironman mode

[eager yew]

Wats that mode, I must know before I sleep

[obsidian ermine]

Yh I just thought it was clear cause I was supposed to have my team following me, but they got stuck otw

[vast trellis]

If you die once you have to restart the entire campaign

[eager yew]

[obsidian ermine]

Can you not do the thing where you just alt f4 to delete the mission results ?

[astral arrow]

yea

[eager yew]

Alright imma go sleep now, fr

[vast trellis]

don’t let the newbies know that
When I did it I made the conscious decision to not do that if I died

[peak moon]

im half and half with doing that

[astral arrow]

the only time i did it was on the main campaign on greased, never used it on ironman, i beat ironman in like 5 tries after i finised the main story and practiced a bit

[vast trellis]

Next is going to be Ironman hard mode

[astral arrow]

i think id kill myself

[vast trellis]

Ok so I’m not the only one

[astral arrow]

hard mode itself was harder for me than ironman mode

[vast trellis]

Have you completed campaign in hard mode?

[glad silo]

Always check your 6

[astral arrow]

yes, not all s ranks on hard though

[dense quail]

This games too easy

[astral arrow]

greased palms took me an entire night of not sleeping

[lilac warren]

Do the suspects on Twisted Nerve have an immunity to CS Gas or is it glitched?

[vast trellis]

This is huge

[peak moon]

[vast trellis]

Mfw I try to drug the drug addicts /j
idk they can be wild at times

[glad silo]

I got one more on Ironman mode then gonna do it on hard. Already S ranked everything Standard and A+ hard.

[lilac warren]

I have massive respect for anyone who s-ranks on hard.

[vast trellis]

I must do it

[glad silo]

The meth man armor is tanked

[dense quail]

AI troll so hard. Specially in valley. Worse than a cod lobby

[astral arrow]

i cheesed it with the rotary launcher

[glad silo]

Especially with bots

[vast trellis]

Fair

[peak moon]

[dense quail]

Mk

[slate flame]

The M32A1 launcher IS straight cheese. It makes S ranking the game a lot more easier than usual.

[astral arrow]

i never used it on standard for full s ranking, just beanbags and the normal flash launcher

i feel its literally neccessary for hard because if they resist a beanbag they can kill you in like a second

[vast trellis]

Mfw city IT department calls in and says “hey I know you’re doing emergency maintenance but we have 911 systems in that data center and don’t want them to go down”

[astral arrow]

wish i knew what this meant

[golden panther]

Cs Gas is still broken

[vast trellis]

Broken as in good or broken as in completely useless?

[golden panther]

Broken as in doesn't work still

[vast trellis]

“My name is the AI and whenever you instruct me to use the CS gas launcher we are going to fire the projectile and then rush into the room not waiting even a millisecond for the gas to go off”

[peak moon]

sucks for you, works better than before for me

[golden panther]

Weird, my group tried 3 levels of it not working before we went back to flashes

[peak moon]

could be platform difference

[dense quail]

who knows

[frosty crane]

Im having horrible frame drops before i shoot?

[golden panther]

So this isn't just me, cool

[frosty crane]

Like i mean game pauses for a mirco second or more and then registers everything?

[peak moon]

sounds like your gun needs new firmware

[golden panther]

Update the gun

[frosty crane]

Oh mb i shoulda updated my ak

[vast trellis]

Sounds like it needs greased up

[astral arrow]

it works for me but only if its right next to them

[vast trellis]

You’re using the ak lmao nvm no need for grease

Just put it some mud and it will probably run better fr fr

[vast trellis]

In all seriousness what platform are you on

[astral arrow]

i wish the AK didn't kick so fucking much

[frosty crane]

Xbox X

[acoustic cradle]

AI swat not stacking on the doors properly

[frosty crane]

Like im not running max graphics or anything

[vast trellis]

Mfw the micro compact 9mm has more recoil than the standard 45 (irl)

[peak moon]

thats odd.

[frosty crane]

And this game is still fucking broke

[vast trellis]

You could try redownloading game if you haven’t already
Or verify integrity if there’s an option for that
If you’ve done that already then I’m sorry 💀

[long carbon]

done all that, still fucking broken

[frosty crane]

Here i threw the clip in media

[alpine oyster]

Have you tried refunding

[frosty crane]

The first shot or two lags like fuck

[long carbon]

i bought supporter edition when it first came out

[alpine oyster]

I bought everything but that

[long carbon]

don't think i'm eligble for a refund lol

[alpine oyster]

Go to VOIDs home and demand a refund

[peak moon]

demand mr void for a refund

[slate flame]

ah poo

[unique sail]

Do you have to S-Class on hard to get the achievement now ? Does this not work in multiplayer anymore ?

[slate flame]

Which achievement?

[unique sail]

Medal of Valor

[raw widget]

How long have you had issues? Just this update?

[slate flame]

Should be just standard or hard

[clear quartz]

When I download a mod and open the game for the first time everything loads slow and stutters but when I close the game and reopen everything is working smoothly

[midnight nebula]

I finally beat greased palms after 5 hours

[long carbon]

yesterday after downloading the update. was working fine before that. now crashes everytime i try to load in

[real ridge]

do you guys watch Wendigoon

[clear quartz]

Yeah

[raw widget]

Seems to be a console issue, give it a bit of time guys

[peak moon]

average ready or not player

[alpine oyster]

No

[long carbon]

i'm on pc

[clear quartz]

Did you install mods?

[real ridge]

watch one wendigoon video and you will never trust the government ever again

[sick flume]

you find twisted nerve difficult? lol

[raw widget]

Probably mods or your hardware, havent had any issues on my end since I started playing when it came out

[long carbon]

No mods

def not hardware, this is the only program that crashes, and it was working fine yesterday before the update

[dense quail]

Why thw mod menu using up so much ram

[clear quartz]

Update driver

[alpine oyster]

I dont need to watch youtube to not trust the government
If it makes me feel better im getting drafted in 5 months

[red jay]

https://tenor.com/view/hardpretzel-spongebob-patrick-roller-coaster-screaming-on-roller-coaster-gif-15822836723246643102

[drowsy gale]

Navigating it was hard trying to find the meth

[mellow jacinth]

Question for anyone, I wanted to know since I am kinda new, how do you get those good looking pictures during missions? Is it like in the replays?

[alpine oyster]

😂😂😂😂

[peak moon]

so you have low fov irl?

[real ridge]

don’t disrespect autistic people vro!!!

[long carbon]

lol drivers are up to date

[drowsy gale]

[raw widget]

Guess youll just have to wait for a fix lad, either that or end up finding your own fix.

[clear quartz]

What mode are you choosing when launching?

[red jay]

Just a minor amount of trolling. No harm intended.

[peak moon]

it was valid

[real ridge]

someone should make a playlist of songs and which ready or not mission to match it

[long carbon]

tried them all, dx11 lets me load into the station but crashes within a minute or two. safe mode and dx12 both crash after trying to load into the game from the main menu

[drowsy gale]

Call me is a good suggestion

[real ridge]

hotline bling for Neon Tomb

[clear quartz]

No idea then, try reinstalling the game or verify the files

[peak moon]

i would love neon tomb more but those phones are killing my ears. like why are they in every room

[long carbon]

did that too lol

[clear quartz]

Truly bleak then

[peak moon]

would probably more accurate for valley of dolls

[drowsy gale]

Pumped up kicks?

[long carbon]

yep

[real ridge]

meet the grahams for Valley of the Dolls

[drowsy gale]

Nah

[frosty crane]

Hit reg is still broken lmao

[peak moon]

where would not like us fit

[red jay]

You mean on console, or? I cannot verify consoles unfortunately

[frosty crane]

The nightclub causes horrible levels of lag on console yeh

[drowsy gale]

“The Coup” from cod 4 for valley

[real ridge]

probably 23 megabytes bc it’s not as serious

[red jay]

🇫

[frosty crane]

I mean before i shoot. Lag. nods going on. Lag

[raw widget]

Valley of Dolls cuz its a p3d0 party

[alpine oyster]

Input lag😂

[peak moon]

bro what are you running it on

[frosty crane]

Xbox series X bro its brand new 🤷‍♂️

[drowsy gale]

Nah nah, Da Bomb for 23

[real ridge]

if we’re talking about Diddy parties then maybe some Justin Bieber

[nova ferry]

You can’t play modded pc with ps5?

[peak moon]

that sounds like an internet issue. you should not be getting that

[raw widget]

thats the issue brother, youre playing it on a console when you should buy a pc

[clear quartz]

Is penetration/wall banging bugged?
I am using the SA-58 which has high penetration but it feels as if it can only penetrate wood doors

[frosty crane]

I flip down my nods and the whole game freezes

[peak moon]

we got the less buggy version lol

[alpine oyster]

Have you ever heard the beat on the stage in valley of the dolls?

Shit sounds fire❤️‍🔥

[frosty crane]

But yes. 200 plus bug fixes and the game is still shit

"We play test our game"

[peak moon]

no, i always forget to appreciate the little things in life while at volls house

[clear quartz]

Also no way I am playing iron mode and actually care for my officers sanity I am going Rambo mode

[raw widget]

Not to mention buying a console is willingly participating in what I would call a scam

[alpine oyster]

The best part? No producer tag. Safe to say i made that beat. Couldnt leave u hangin while u massacre

[peak moon]

im an xbox gamer

[alpine oyster]

Just two S.B.A.G.S officers and theyll always be content

[clear quartz]

Nah I got a mod

[alpine oyster]

Out of my territory then

[raw widget]

Dont get me wrong, I started my gaming as a kid on xbox playing halo, had the original playstations with sly cooper but once you go PC you dont go back. Its sort of like buying an iphone, the next version is generally no better than the last but the price keeps rising, sort of a scam imo.

[alpine oyster]

Pop out-fish sticks

[frosty crane]

The issue is for 50 bucks and 2 patch cycles the game doesnt feel finished

[acoustic cradle]

i think swat ai has an issue right now

[peak moon]

thats fine, controller always feels better to me. plus all the settings on pc make my brain hurt

[clear quartz]

Also the arrest bug is still in the game, ruined my S rank for Valley of the Dolls once

[frosty crane]

Its like no mans sky we constantly find new bugs the ai is either mouth breathing sped eds or they are seal team six

[acoustic cradle]

why do they combine bodies everytime i let them stack in every door and threshold

[peak moon]

void try to release a finished game challenge:

[raw widget]

Thats fair, controller does feel nice, especially when you can sit back and play

[cyan flicker]

Hey are lights not supposed to work on the raider

[alpine oyster]

Zombie farms in minecraft behaviour

[peak moon]

guh

[stiff shoal]

not portable too expensive too hard to research specs and how to build a pc or buy a good prebuilt no co op couch play, some people only have a console to play a game of mortal kombat once a month, they shouldnt be expected to learn all of this
Im saving to build one though

[misty edge]

i finally bought the game. for anyone who has them, are the dlc's worth it? i heard they are good with multiplayer but i dont have a squad to play w/ yet.

[cyan flicker]

That
Doesn't answer my question

[peak moon]

because your question is not coherent

[winged gorge]

The elephant mission is accually impossible

[frosty crane]

Not until they fix the game lol

[alpine oyster]

They are amazing. No complains, but feel repetetive if youre not a hardcore fan

[acoustic cradle]

it destroys immersion, swat ai is still stupid, multiple instances you let them stack in a door to cover flank, they dont shoot back

[peak moon]

hell yeah they worth it ill play with you

[cyan flicker]

Ah I can't see half of my screen

[frosty crane]

Not even close bro s ranked it and all

[alpine oyster]

Doin too much🫤

[stiff shoal]

Its actually quite easy

[raw widget]

Not portable I can agree with, too hard to research specs is a bit of a stretch, they have literal sites made just for that and ive never done research into my PCs, just buy a prebuilt, most of the issues coming with PC that ive had are fixed simply through common sense, you just have to get into it

[winged gorge]

I’m just trying to complete it. Any tips?

[peak moon]

what is the raider? sounds like fallout

[cyan flicker]

So it's hard to type

[modest fern]

guh (yes they're supposed to work)

[clear quartz]

Elephant is just pure luck for S ranking

[alpine oyster]

Maybe open the second half of your eyes

[frosty crane]

Start either bottom or top, clear it fully. Then do the other

[cyan flicker]

If I knew what this said I vet it'd be helpful

[misty edge]

okay, not gonna buy until i actually learn the game and won't sell lol, but ill add u on steam if u want

[frosty crane]

The suspects dont like to roam up or down

[winged gorge]

I’ve done that. Dosent work. My issue is where the bomba are located

[cyan flicker]

Damn they don't work for me

[alpine oyster]

Bombe take forever to detonate😂

[peak moon]

dont worry about selling, its a trial and error game. also a common sense game so you should be fine

[stiff shoal]

Theyre randomised every game, if you know the usual locations its easy

[winged gorge]

Yeah 18m but it takes me like 20 for every mission

[alpine oyster]

Its trial and error for swat irl too

[peak moon]

bro stole my whole flow, word for word bar for bar

[winged gorge]

5H on ghost runner is crazy lad.

[stiff shoal]

Its peak

[peak moon]

just grab your teams reboot cards, it aint hard

[modest fern]

I credited the author so it's fine

[alpine oyster]

Ignore civis. Push the terrorists, youll have like 10 mjns for bombs
Relapse doesnt even take 14m

[alpine oyster]

How ready is the department with that thick lawsuit

[winged gorge]

Can I ignore Civis? Don’t I need to cuff them?

[cyan flicker]

Every time I use the raider with a light it turns into a ir laser

[peak moon]

Not

[alpine oyster]

In the end. Lasg priority it should be. They are harmless

[peak moon]

what is the raider

[winged gorge]

But then I have to spend time to find them

[frosty crane]

Only issue is the civs run around and become an issue later

[raw widget]

Now that sounds like a bug right there wtf

[slate flame]

It’s a Sig P320 in a PDW chassis

[frosty crane]

But for the meanwhile fuckem you can always findem later

[alpine oyster]

They have like 5 spawns. Whole map is a stroll

[winged gorge]

Can I just kill them all?

[weak cave]

I used it lol

[peak moon]

ah ok, i dont use any lethals besides shotguns lol

[cyan flicker]

The pistol conversion kit in the smg category

[misty edge]

aight bet, thanks. gonna try commander mode and get the basics down

[winged gorge]

Is that you on your pfp?

[peak moon]

nah too handsome

[alpine oyster]

All i know is when i get the "[Bring order to chaos] +200"
I can sit back and take my time on bombs and civis

[cyan flicker]

Lol yeah

[winged gorge]

You’re not getting head by @cyan flicker bro😭

[frosty crane]

I focus bombs typically the dumbass 4 or 5 shooters are easy

[alpine oyster]

You look dope

[cyan flicker]

It's weird idk why it seems to only be me who deals with it

[vocal comet]

holy shit can the fucking devs do something about this game? it went from fun and riveting to stupid censored sell out to straight up not bein able to load into the police academy, fucking shame

[modest fern]

Remove your mods

[cyan flicker]

Thank you

[frosty crane]

Undo ur mods

[alpine oyster]

I never managed to detonate a bomb. Even if i take my time on BOTC(bring order to chaos)

[vocal comet]

boys i am running the shit in safe mode man

[peak moon]

you being a wedge under a door rn bro

[frosty crane]

To be fair the bombs are on a long ass timer

[viral badger]

Those who are ready

[winged gorge]

Okay moon knight😥

[alpine oyster]

Caught me so off guard😂

[frosty crane]

Even if u walk the whole time ion think theyll go off

[peak moon]

ok person of seemingly arab descent

[winged gorge]

Persian*

[frosty crane]

Persia dont exist no mo

[alpine oyster]

I thought they were just a cosmetic objective until i sat infront of one for like 15 mins

[stable pebble]

they blew up on my first run :(

[frosty crane]

Itll go off eventually 🤷‍♂️

[daring snow]

where are the weapons in port hokan

[peak moon]

im really gonna start talkin like lex luthor in a sec

[winged gorge]

Iranian is grammatically incorrect. So Persian is the right answer since that’s our decent smartass.

[alpine oyster]

Native america doesnt exist no more aswell

[vocal comet]

dx11 or 12 it doesnt matter the game is just broken and doesnt load ive reinstalled the game and everything but this heaping pile of trash just stopped working after the second backpedalling update

[frosty crane]

Descent*

[sick lily]

Install mod

[winged gorge]

And he asked me about my descent?

[alpine oyster]

Install a file bearing mod

[winged gorge]

@frosty crane read before you talk 🤫

[vocal comet]

filea bearing mod? like a mod loader of sorts??

[frosty crane]

Spell check before u send a message

[tender dawn]

I wish you could instantly pause and restart the level instead of waiting for the death screen + holding X to spectate my ai team😭

[frosty crane]

I shot a terrorist on neon and his whole body and gun turned pitch black He became the void

[winged gorge]

Someone got mad because they got corrected😂

[frosty crane]

?

[slate flame]

[winged gorge]

Cry😥

[frosty crane]

I spell checked your grammatically challenged self

[winged gorge]

Cry😥

[peak moon]

witnessing two dumbasses fighting. special olympics type shit