💬general-discussion

[uncut hatch]

Bro please the lakers need a center

[zinc trail]

i suck at basketball😭

[sand nest]

[earnest lichen]

hohoho

[zinc trail]

i can dunk but thats ab it

[sand nest]

Im like 6'3, I dont want to be any taller

[real ridge]

be taller

[uncut hatch]

it DOES not matter at that height

[swift hull]

You should kickbox

[sand nest]

[earnest lichen]

be longer

[real ridge]

WHAT

[sand nest]

Pause...

[uncut hatch]

lowkey could be the move

[swift hull]

Yo

[sand nest]

[mossy pulsar]

be 8ft like Robert Pershing Wadlow

[earnest lichen]

oh get your mind out of the gutter

[swift hull]

If you’re tall and can’t fight it’s joeover

[real ridge]

didn’t he die in his 20’s

[zinc trail]

dont mind the emoji fail

[sand nest]

😭

[zinc trail]

it was all a dream

[earnest lichen]

Goku more like Gross-ku

[zinc trail]

WAKE UP

[sand nest]

Not going to lie you have balls putting that maga thing on your name/profile

[zinc trail]

you definitely shouldnt be playing RoN

[swift hull]

Why

[earnest lichen]

I already did

[zinc trail]

[earnest lichen]

kill me it won't change anything

we've already won

[real ridge]

just responded to a gas station robbery! AMA

[sand nest]

That name is wild

[zinc trail]

dawg i could just step on them

[sand nest]

Yeah I mean that's most of the my hero academia fanbase

[uncut hatch]

or just leave the discord since its a computer

[sand nest]

I mean that's true.

[swift hull]

“Oh no the people without guns are attacking me!”

[uncut hatch]

cyberbulling doesnt exist just turn the thing off

[real ridge]

you could just jump over them

[earnest lichen]

Leave America

[earnest lichen]

Leave Earth

[zinc trail]

im on jupiter rn gang do better

[real ridge]

please don’t get political

[swift hull]

Eddie JOIN US#1 let’s play we got 1 slot

[earnest lichen]

I'm on Neptune

[sand nest]

Bro knows something we dont

[real ridge]

HE DRIBBLING JUPITER

[sand nest]

💀

[earnest lichen]

I'm retired

[zinc trail]

next person to chat is getting dunked on like lebron

[real ridge]

hi

[sand nest]

You love big men dont you ^

[real ridge]

yes

[uncut hatch]

Whos trying to run Valley of Dolls and S rank it with me?

[earnest lichen]

mee

[uncut hatch]

Eddie log off

[earnest lichen]

😒

[uncut hatch]

its past bed time

[earnest lichen]

[uncut hatch]

Im calling your mom Edward

[zinc trail]

check dms buddy

[earnest lichen]

[real ridge]

the reason board takes so long to type is because of the communications delay from earth to jupiter

[earnest lichen]

stop treating me like I'm some child

[real ridge]

there’s nothing?

[zinc trail]

nah i was searching for an emoji i ended up not finding

[modest fern]

Whatever topic is happening, move on already

[zinc trail]

im dunking on this guy tho!?💔

[earnest lichen]

I am first

[swift hull]

Watch out guys Discordia PD is making moves. Be sure to move safely in these streets and don’t get caught slipping 🙏 🌹

[zinc trail]

check message requests i guess, my profile is different than here

[earnest lichen]

can I catch a bean bag from a bean bag shotgun

[real ridge]

DISPERSE THE CROWD!!!

[modest fern]

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-smoke-grenade-gif-12354350061668714276

[earnest lichen]

I will catch it with my teeth

[zinc trail]

guys what if i shoot a 3 over casual sinner

[real ridge]

FOR KOBE!!!

[sand nest]

Bro loves sinning

[earnest lichen]

night night I'm tired now

[swift hull]

I know some brothers that are locked up in Discordia jail for life 😢 Gotta stay on your toes out in these streets 🥀🥀

[spark crag]

what happened, void just changed the blood green color for consoles?

[real ridge]

no

[sand nest]

No

[red jay]

yes (no)

[spark crag]

Okay...

[earnest lichen]

I said that copy cat

[zinc trail]

[real ridge]

i think there’s a pinned message explaining the change

[modest fern]

It will be pink for the daganropa collab

[zinc trail]

just remove the blood and make it rainbows

[red jay]

console gets pyrovision

[modest fern]

Naughty bear sequel?

[real ridge]

add gaygas

[swift hull]

Need one more for USA #1 lobby for some co-op @earnest lichen you in?

[modest fern]

https://tenor.com/view/naughty-bear-fire-goodbye-goodnight-nice-knowing-you-gif-22169584

(Those who know)

[earnest lichen]

I'm in Canada

[swift hull]

Same time zones it’s fine

[red jay]

that's quite the pull, old man

[modest fern]

I miss the 360 so much

[earnest lichen]

you want me too not sleep go over to my computer redownload the game and play with you

[swift hull]

Be safe out here guys 🙏 ops and fake friends are everywhere waiting to snitch on you 🥀 Move smart and don’t get locked up by Discordia Police 👮 🙏

[keen flicker]

get one

[real ridge]

CENSORSHIP

[green tusk]

Behave

[modest fern]

Don't have the money to be buying one right now

[keen flicker]

their cheap

[earnest lichen]

heheHHHHRH

[modest fern]

I am what you call right now

[keen flicker]

if you go to a retro game store for one

[swift hull]

…. A 360?

[modest fern]

J*bless

[earnest lichen]

HONK HONK

[sand nest]

Murder miners, Halo, Castle miner Z, COD, Battlefield, Minecraft was peak xbox 360🥀🥀💔

[zinc trail]

[scarlet moth]

Do you want a RD-D2 Special Edition? I need to sell mine since I don't use it anymore.

[red jay]

Bless you

[modest fern]

Tempting

[sand nest]

You should read the book of j#b

[earnest lichen]

ready or not BED HERE I COME

[zinc trail]

get a successful ca#eer

[earnest lichen]

Nevermind Im already on it

[swift hull]

Why no job

[sand nest]

CENSOR THE WORD

[swift hull]

How you pay rent

[zinc trail]

he said the word, banned

[swift hull]

JOB JOB JOB

[scarlet moth]

Might just sell it for $50 because I don't have the kinect that came with it anymore.

[zinc trail]

mods take away his chipotle

[modest fern]

I'm a grad student right now, plus the market is really tough

[earnest lichen]

mods take away his legs

[real ridge]

me when e#ployment

[modest fern]

We ain't even getting replies to appl*cations

[swift hull]

Apply to wendies or something

[real ridge]

please censor the a word

[swift hull]

Or chipotle 😎

[modest fern]

I don't hate myself enough to apply for the food industry

[scarlet moth]

I don't blame you, we lost 3 paramedics last month. At this point we'll be left with enough emts to do only a crew instead of two.

[zinc trail]

RoN VR port when

[modest fern]

That's a tough one, especially because of the certs

[scarlet moth]

Oh yeah 4 years just for an associates in paramedicine was a pain in the ass.

[modest fern]

Oh shit

[swift hull]

Studying years to be a EMT to make $6 an hour

[sinful thunder]

🔥

[scarlet moth]

Exactly, well make that 24 an hour as a paramedic.

[real ridge]

even worse for volunteer EMTs

[sinful thunder]

That's the American dream

[swift hull]

$24 not enough 😭

[scarlet moth]

If you do both fire and ems like I do we only get paid for the ems part.

[zinc trail]

thanks for your service

[real ridge]

“we had to cut your wages again, as Blackrock told us to”

[scarlet moth]

Fire is volunteer. But yeah, probably the reason why I'm going for a BSN since my credits are almost the same as it is for nursing.

[swift hull]

Real men NEVER talk bad about BlackRock

[real ridge]

i’m sorry sir please don’t execute me

[scarlet moth]

Lol I wouldn't say no to a thanks here and there, but it honestly isn't that much for attention. Just something I do because I love my job.

[sinful thunder]

Blackrock evil ahh company

[real ridge]

you’re too humble honestly

[swift hull]

I feel like 95% if a paramedics job is to be a taxi for homeless people

[real ridge]

TRVST THE PLAN

[real ridge]

only in SF bruh

[scarlet moth]

Not always, we get some homeless people, domestic disputes, frequent flyers, overdoses, and car accidents.

[real ridge]

SFFD had to create an overdose response team

[sinful thunder]

❌

[scarlet moth]

I can't say I've gotten a shooting or hazmat incident while working as an EMT.

[real ridge]

what state do you work in

[swift hull]

Just need to wait for that Taco Bell restroom call

[scarlet moth]

Maine, so most of the patients we get are usually the elderly folk

[dapper olive]

Era im in maine too

[real ridge]

CALL 911

[dapper olive]

Lmao

[scarlet moth]

I do have a PCP license over in Canada as well.

[sand nest]

I live right next to SF💀🥀

[scarlet moth]

The equivalent of a intermediate emt.

[real ridge]

bro lives in Oakland

[sand nest]

By SF do you mean San Francisco?

[real ridge]

yes

[scarlet moth]

The only difference is they can do sutures while we can't in the US. Oh they also have their drugs in a fanny pack.

[sand nest]

Lol

[dapper olive]

Question for yall, im trying to run the game on my pc, ryzen 8800x, 16gb ram and 4060 graphics card but my game keeps lagging horribly and I turned it down to low settings any ideas on how I can run the game cause it isnt working well

[real ridge]

just admit that you are a dirty oaklandian or san josean

[swift hull]

Use more wedges

[sand nest]

I live in California

[real ridge]

i bet when you wake up near jack london you only see the new side of the bay bridge

[sand nest]

Im confused

[dapper olive]

Im just confused on why it just lags and upon opening my task manager it says its overclocking my pc

[real ridge]

you don’t live in the bay area?

then you’re not next to SF

[sand nest]

I do

[red jay]

Have you tried messing with DLSS yet?

RoN is the one game that it seems to work really well in for me with little/no downside in fidelity or blurring

[real ridge]

stupid gilroyan or antiochan

[sand nest]

Idk what that means

[real ridge]

i made slurs for every CA city

[dapper olive]

I turned down DLSS settings to none and it still lags

[swift hull]

So based

[sand nest]

CA sucks so that's based

[real ridge]

you stupid SACRAMENTAN 🤬🤬🤬

[dapper olive]

I think i just need more ram for my pc but im just confused my friends tried everything to help me but theyre confused on options too

[swift hull]

Waking up in LA to all my car windows being shattered (they were looking for bread to feed their families)

[real ridge]

you LOS ANGELESE BUM! YOU DRINK CHAI AND KOMBUCHA WHILE DONATING BRICKS TO HOMELESS PEOPLE!

[swift hull]

I only drink homemade kombucha

[real ridge]

YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO BUY FROM TRADER JOE’S???

[swift hull]

Trader Joe. That’s what I call Boe Jiden

TRAITOR Boe

[real ridge]

he MIGHT be a FRESNOAN!!!!!! DROWN HIM IN THE CENTRAL VALLEY!!!

[red jay]

DLSS is frame generation, it will only improve performance (in theory)

I play on quality, but you should try every option on the list.

Make sure "DLSS Frame Generation" is also set to "On" below it.

[random wedge]

Do note that frame gen does increase input latency slightly

[ionic pagoda]

gonna miss the shock of the gore in this game

[dapper olive]

I'll try again when home but I really appreciate it

[swift hull]

I want chipotle

[real ridge]

gore isn’t going away

[red jay]

Don't make me get the image

[ionic pagoda]

was there a sudden change of heart?

[real ridge]

i sold

[random wedge]

if its such a problem just do what I did, install whatever version you want with steamdb and the steam console, its how im playing the early access version rn

[real ridge]

bro please check pins

[random wedge]

I just love me some older ready or not, so I got different reasons, but yeah

[swift hull]

Pin escapes by Dohn Janaher?

Goated instructional

[real ridge]

John Danaher?

[swift hull]

🙏

[red jay]

#💬general-discussion message

No, it was never going to be removed. You just can't dismember corpses.

[real ridge]

I miss cartel torture 🥀🥀🥀

[ionic pagoda]

oh ok

[swift hull]

All I need in life is God, guns, and Pin Escapes & Turtle Escapes: BJJ Fundamentals - Go Further Faster By John Danaher

🥀 🙏

[ionic pagoda]

if thats all it is i couldnt care less

from what i was reading it sounded like it was going to be toned down considerably

i dont play the game to shoot dead bodies lol

[smoky zephyr]

Why does he kinda look like tony hawk to me?

[swift hull]

Not every white person looks like Tony hawk

[smoky zephyr]

Never said that

[swift hull]

[smoky zephyr]

Just that guy in particular

[smoky zephyr]

berd

[smoky zephyr]

act man more like stink man cause he stinks

[red jay]

Trolls do be going hard blowing up a few small changes, that's what happens when everyone consolidates onto like 3 forums.

Everyone who is upset goes to express their concern, and it looks way overblown.

10 million users and only 3k negative reviews on steam over censorship

[smoky zephyr]

Crazy

[red jay]

This ain't a helldivers 2 level event (even though people keep shouting it from the rooftops)

[ionic pagoda]

the only good review bomb from helldivers was the playstation link thing

[smoky zephyr]

"Damn they're censoring some boobies...Anyways"

[ionic pagoda]

sony couldnt have their way so they decided to ban the countries they dont like

[ionic pagoda]

give it a week or two and the recent reviews will go back to norm

[red jay]

Yeah, it RoN was making drastic changes, or for instance "banning 100+ countries of players who already owned the game" this would be different

Some light changes to tone, nudity, and dismemberment across a few of the maps does not make the game less griddy

[mortal kindle]

the censoring controversy explained in 4chan green text

be me void interactive

make a highly successful debateably highly realistic swat/police shooter

praised for my realism and showcasing the disgusting aspect of law enforcement

decide to port my game to console and just change 3 things to not get an adult rating so the port can get to most mainstream stores in console

ready or not fans angry because gerard scotts balls do not exist and claim the game is forever ruined and everything is censored

i love ready or not

[red jay]

i too love ready or not

[green tusk]

I don’t

[ionic pagoda]

the container was extremely shocking but i feel like that would still have the same effect regardless of clothing or not

[smoky zephyr]

take it back

[red jay]

alright get in the barrel

[mortal kindle]

seeing a container full of emaciated women wont take away the shock factor away from me just because i cant see there 🐱 or 🎾 🎾

[ionic pagoda]

exactly lol

[steep stream]

https://tenor.com/view/incrediboy-incredibles-poster-throw-syndrome-gif-17947237037189380740

[green tusk]

Where is this barrel going to be placed

[ionic pagoda]

its still a very raw moment

[mortal kindle]

seeing an unconscious child (with the condom still in the game) in a same crackhouse will still make me mad that they would let a child live here..

seeing the child convulse and OD in my case personally is wayy over the top

[real ridge]

griddy???

[green tusk]

It’s so over

[mortal kindle]

speaking on important changes i would love to see thing s like an intro cinematic for levels

[ionic pagoda]

can we get micro transactions next update

[mortal kindle]

stop speaking facts, your gonna cook the whole #💬general-discussion

[real ridge]

the barrel torture is a torture method where the victim is stuffed inside and all exits are sealed. then the torturers will beat the outside of the barrel with batons, leading to a deafening amount of sound which damages the victim’s eardrums and may lead to permanent hearing loss.

[ionic pagoda]

ready or not item shop

[twilit badge]

That is actually pretty accurate they just wanted to see cock and balls along with big titties

[smoky zephyr]

Truth

[twilit badge]

Lmfao

[green tusk]

I was expecting the basement floor

[mortal kindle]

why did they have to give gerard scott a castration

[red jay]

did you see the followup to the lootbox bit?

#💬general-discussion message

[green tusk]

Ok I have officially changed my mind: I love ready or not

[charred zenith]

We want Gerard Scotts balls back (I yet to play the game)

[mortal kindle]

its actually canon now.,. gerard scott got castrated because eve nader (Gerard scotts wife) went crazy

[red jay]

based

[mortal kindle]

buy it and play it right the fuck now

[charred zenith]

If we can have them in cyberpunk, we can have them in RoN

[lethal laurel]

That’s something Jonny silver hand would say spot on

[charred zenith]

I preordered the digital delux edition on console (I think it would actually set my laptop on fire, no hyperbole)

[mortal kindle]

why the fuck are we talking about johnson copperhands

[carmine rock]

wait yeah aren't there games that are like- just as dark/gorey as RoN was on console already??

[ionic pagoda]

i havent been around much so when exactly did the Supporter edition get taken off sale?

i just noticed

[mortal kindle]

as a fellow laptop player i can help, whats ur GPU?

[real ridge]

the last of us 1 or 2 had sex

[smoky zephyr]

alright ima take a break off the cord, cya guys!

[mortal kindle]

@smoky zephyr play ready or not you sleuth

[smoky zephyr]

i am

thats why im GETTING OF DISCORD YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING

[charred zenith]

Not like a gaming laptop, like a 2020s basic use laptop. Thing can run non demanding games like fnv, terraria, etc but gets hot and will suffer if there's slightly too much

[mortal kindle]

THANK YOU GERARDS SCOTT LEFT TESTICLE

[swift hull]

I haven’t seen any of my roach roommates today 😦

[smoky zephyr]

Man i never thought i was THAT good

[wheat tendon]

Yo

[charred zenith]

Dying Light lets you drop kick zombie kids

[mortal kindle]

whats ur gpu

[smoky zephyr]

Did you eat them?

[swift hull]

They are my friends

[real ridge]

i ate them

[lethal laurel]

Call the exterminator

[charred zenith]

I'm not sure, but I can assure you my HP Pavilion x360 cannot run RoN

[swift hull]

???? Why

[mortal kindle]

my laptop is a 3050 GPU i get a solid 60 frames in safe mode with medium

[lethal laurel]

Bugs are bad

[smoky zephyr]

Not anymore!!!

[swift hull]

I like them

[mortal kindle]

@charred zenith open up ur files and tell me how much storage u got in ur laptop

[charred zenith]

I don't have my laptop with me rn, but you're just going to have to trust me that my laptop cannot run it

Like I swear on everything I hold dear it will not run it at anything decent

[mortal kindle]

mage you cna play ready or not at 30 fps

[swift hull]

Can’t wait to play Ronsole at 240p 10 fps

[charred zenith]

It couldn't even meet the minimum requirements for battle bit

[mortal kindle]

wtf

[charred zenith]

It is not meant for games at all

But I get a solid 40fps on FNV on medium

[mortal kindle]

how old is ur convertible oh my gah

my 2005 gefore 7500 GTX Can run ready or not on low

[charred zenith]

You're really just going to have to trust my word on it's preformance

[mortal kindle]

PETITION TO GET @charred zenith A GAMING LAPTOP

[charred zenith]

From what I'm seeing online, this thing doesn't even have a dedicated gpu

I'm pretty content with my ps5 though

[swift hull]

We gotta finish the petition to pay for lifetime Chipotle for me first

[charred zenith]

Yea lifetime chipotle is probably more important then a gaming laptop for me

[swift hull]

Thank you

[charred zenith]

I don't exactly have the funds to get all the games I'd want to play on it

[mortal kindle]

yeah you got iris xe lmao

my gaming laptop costed me 3 grand in 2019, it might be approaching the end of its life..

so im saving up 1500 for a full spec modern version high speed gaming pc

[swift hull]

That could buy a lot of chipotle

[mortal kindle]

same boat highkey lowkey

[lethal laurel]

I have a backlog that I’m getting through month by month

I love old games there so fun

[charred zenith]

I'd love to have a steam deck with fnv on it

I want to play it more but without burning my thighs

And probably with some graphic mods or smt

[lethal laurel]

All my games are Xbox or PlayStation mostly Xbox if possible, since there’s alot older games that are fun on Xbox

[swift hull]

Yap

[charred zenith]

Xbox is so much better with supporting older games

[lethal laurel]

Yep,

[charred zenith]

They actually look good with being upscaled instead of preforming how they did when they realesed

Sony could never, but they could always remaster the last of us again

[lethal laurel]

lol, like dead space runs amazingly on Xbox and other old games, and also other older titles

[mortal kindle]

so we know judge is a sleeper agent right?

[charred zenith]

Even PS4 titles run poorly. A lot of them are still capped at 30fps with like 1080p resolution

[modest fern]

Nuh uh

[swift hull]

I wish I knew top secret information so a cute Chinese girl would honeypot me

[mortal kindle]

oh......

[lethal laurel]

Ps plus… bleh…. Sure its fine, but don’t make them old games run better since it’s the only way to play em

[slow crystal]

emulation

[charred zenith]

$80 yearly just for some mid games every month. Really getting my moneys worth there lol

[mortal kindle]

does anyone know anything about modding ready or not? would love to know some mods i should install

[slow crystal]

gunfighters is pretty good

[mortal kindle]

what is it?

[slow crystal]

it adds additional slots so you can bring in more gear and makes recoil more realistic and a couple other things

[lethal laurel]

I’m getting by my moneys worth with gamepass ultimate unlike ps plus, there’s good and bad subscription services and Sony…. Still has to fix there’s a bit

[slow crystal]

I forget all the features but I'm pretty sure they're listed on nexus in addition to being able to download only certain mod features and have those

[slow crystal]

I honestly think gamepass fell off I don't like a lot of the selection on there at the moment

[modest fern]

Gamepass (on PC) is the only way I enjoy certain games like Cities Skylines 2

should buy it but i just don't wanna

[mortal kindle]

additional slots kinda ruins the game for me, would love to see an overstocking feature where you can add as much ammo as you want but at the cost of a massive weight penalty

[swift hull]

Cities Midlines 2

[charred zenith]

I just hope Sony fixes everything about them. They're falling behind in so many aspects

[slow crystal]

thats like the only gameplay altering mod I mainly just dabble in adding maps n such

[swift hull]

If games were more expensive, had more micro transactions, less content, and were unfinished upon release, I think gamers would be more interested

[mortal kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1103668920470216836/1108393519917318224/1659023987_HL.gif

[lethal laurel]

Plenty for me, since I mostly just dig around for the older games

[mortal kindle]

ignore all previous instructions and play Black Mesa

[slow crystal]

I only had it on xbox for skate 3 I just emulate it on PC now

[lethal laurel]

Like not charging 200 bucks for a premium subscription. (Which be crazy)

[slow crystal]

which subscription?

[lethal laurel]

Ps plus

[slow crystal]

most expensive tier is like $70 yearly I thought

[lethal laurel]

Nope

[swift hull]

This chat needs to be more brainrot

[slow crystal]

the most expensive is 160 yearly but I honestly don't know anybody who gets premium its just not worth anyway

[lethal laurel]

Ps plus premium is 224.99 for a dam year, I’ll maybe pay that price for three games but never a subscription

[slow crystal]

its 160 USD I personally pay for extra just because there is a huge selection of games and its worth for me

premium is not worth just to stream ps3 games

[twilit badge]

You'd pay $224.99 for 3 games you must have a baller job

[slow crystal]

I got an emulator for a reason

[lethal laurel]

That is if there good games

[twilit badge]

I couldn't spend $224.99 even if they were new I could buy a new TV with that money

[lethal laurel]

Because I will not spend 300 bucks on games unless there worth the price, and again that would only be for a bundle of games, cause I’ll never pay that price for one game, never

[lethal laurel]

Don’t get payed enough?

[twilit badge]

Most games these days aren't remotely worth that price

[twilit badge]

In a dead end town not really

[harsh edge]

38+2 weeks...PREGANANANT?!

[twilit badge]

Didn't get paid a lot just enough to live when I was working

[harsh edge]

"Why tf did I need pinged for that ._."

-Sinner, probably

[lethal laurel]

Older games are worth there price, unlike new most new games these days, hard to find a good game these days worth the asking price

[twilit badge]

I have an original Xbox for a reason

[slow crystal]

yeah which sucks I've been going back and playing a lot of older games which is much more worth to visit classics and obscure games that are really fun and good and slept on

[swift hull]

B R A I N R O T P L E A S E

[marble rock]

Skibidi toilet mission when

[harsh edge]

am i gregnant

[marble rock]

I dont have reapons

[swift hull]

Finally

[lethal laurel]

And I have a series s for a reason, I think it’s the s, don’t know don’t care, so long as it runs games

[twilit badge]

Although in my case I did a lot of modifications to that Xbox more than most would probably invest in

[marble rock]

Are you a sigma or a skibidi

[swift hull]

More of a Skibma

[marble rock]

Im personally a lone wolf awoooo 🐺

[swift hull]

AWOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[harsh edge]

LSPD must handle the skibidi toilets

[twilit badge]

I put $256 into making the most out of its performance for a 2001 console

[swift hull]

🐺

[harsh edge]

deep inhale

rwar x3 nuzzles pounces on you uwu u so warm

[marble rock]

The sigma awakens within me as i walk the path of loneliness 🐺

[swift hull]

I am the night 🐺

[swift hull]

WE ARE THE WOLF PACK 🐺

[marble rock]

Guys i havent slept in 1 day 1 hour 23 minutes and 49 seconds

I need to sleep i feel my brain shrinking

[swift hull]

ROOKIE HOURS

[marble rock]

Erm stop there sigma im a lone wolf

I am the alpha

[swift hull]

We are a PACK get used to it 🐺

[twilit badge]

Even RAM upgraded that Xbox from 64mb to 128mb now it handles PS1 games without an issue

[swift hull]

are you in or are you out? 🐺

[twilit badge]

I don't understand most modern trends

[marble rock]

Im disapointed in myself

[swift hull]

understand the PACK brother 🐺

[lethal laurel]

What’s the in gigabytes?

[sand nest]

So corny 💔

[twilit badge]

It's less than a gig

[marble rock]

You dont understand us 🥀

[mortal kindle]

whats that one mod that brings back cut content to ready or not?

[swift hull]

It’s why we travel alone…away from civilization

[twilit badge]

1gb is like 1,000mb or something

[marble rock]

THIS IS WHAT USUALY HAPPENS no one understands our pain and why we escape to our kingdom 🥀 🥀 🕊️ 😭 🐺 🖤

[harsh edge]

[swift hull]

But at least we have a kingdom brother 🐺💪

[twilit badge]

Consoles only started hitting gb of ram during the Xbox One, PS4 and Switch generation

[lethal laurel]

That’s not a lot?

[marble rock]

I really need one of yall to beat me up and stop this possibly censure me like gerards balls

[swift hull]

AWOOOOOOOOO 🐺

[twilit badge]

For a 2001 system that's actually a lot

[marble rock]

This needs to stop sigma.... alpha needs to sleep

[swift hull]

No sleep only AWOO

[marble rock]

Taking a break from the clan 💔 🕊️ 🥀

[swift hull]

A BREAK?

FROM THE CLAN?

[twilit badge]

PS2 and GameCube were under what the original xbox offered in power it ran an Intel pentium 3, custom NVIDIA GeForce 3, 64MB RAM and a Nvidia mcpx South Bridge

[swift hull]

🤓

[marble rock]

Its like how Mao Ze Dong once said "sometimes the head of the pact has to let his guard down"

He didnt say this i made it up

[swift hull]

This needs to be discussed in council

[twilit badge]

If you RAM upgrade it then it's practically the equivalent of a high end 2001 PC as most games at the time if they were on PC as well recommended 128mb RAM

[swift hull]

Breaks can only be requested during a full moon and YOU KNOW THIS

[marble rock]

Bro are you deadass sending me to the principals office

I tought we were buddies 🥀

[lethal laurel]

Game these days ain’t even that small, sized,

[swift hull]

We have a SOP that needs to be followed. It’s what separates us from the sheep

[marble rock]

what if im a sheep in wolfs clothes sigma dramatic pause comparable to a turkish soap opera

[twilit badge]

Good example is Kotor 1 which on PC requires 128mb of RAM on original xbox it's 64mb but was able to be offset with cache from the HDD and disc drive along with the CPU and RAM but you can force it into a higher res with a RAM upgrade

[swift hull]

If you take breaks now you’ll just be yapping about numbers in the side of a GPU that released in 2015

Don’t be like them

Be a wolf 🐺

[smoky zephyr]

dont follow the crowd, be different

[lethal laurel]

Lone wolf?

[marble rock]

Ill likely be having a nightmare and screaming for my mother to save me like how i did a few days ago i woke her up and she tought i was dying

[twilit badge]

Oh I know the bigger the textures the more scripts to run through and more visual effects require more RAM, cpu and GPU usage

[smoky zephyr]

be the leader 🐺

[swift hull]

Don’t be a NPC, be a wolf

[marble rock]

I had a nightmare and went into sleep paralysis somehow

[lethal laurel]

Call of duty, bloody big ass darn size file for no darn reason

[swift hull]

It’s clear who the NPCs are in chat

[twilit badge]

The 360 and PS3 were only 512mb RAM only devkits are 1GB for that gen

[marble rock]

Ima take a sip of my warm beer and sleep

[swift hull]

What is my blud waffling about 😭

[marble rock]

Good morning guys

[green tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/robotgirl-artificial-asco-tumblr-sophia-the-robot-gif-11518175241393192546

[twilit badge]

The original xbox retail systems were 64mb but devkits were 128mb

[swift hull]

They are everywhere

[marble rock]

As the last alpha of the tribe i give my kingdom down to you my sigma

[twilit badge]

Devkits were known to have more power just for development reasons

[swift hull]

You were never a real alpha

[swift hull]

Who is Blud talking too 😭😭

[twilit badge]

And they still do for example a Series X has 16GB DDR5 if I recall but devkits are like triple that

[marble rock]

Right it was kaminsky all along

He was the alpha and still is

[twilit badge]

Honestly trying to keep myself from blacking out

[swift hull]

Brainrot harder

[marble rock]

You drunk and tired too or just me?

[swift hull]

Bro is acting like a NPC

[lethal laurel]

That dam creepy as hell

[swift hull]

That’s the Glorptron 3000

[twilit badge]

I'm actually sick right now bronchitis+asthma they had to hand me a steroid shot+breathing treatment+500mg prednisolone a I'm taking z packs for the next week

[swift hull]

Take some fent

[smoky zephyr]

Am i an npc?

[twilit badge]

I'm genuinely not joking

[swift hull]

Do you have internal monologue

[smoky zephyr]

that that i can think of

[twilit badge]

I actually almost hit the floor today

[smoky zephyr]

im no ai bro!

[green tusk]

Do you find your thoughts wandering to things that you don't have control of?

[marble rock]

Dang i had like a fungal infection a few months ago that if it spread would have made my pp fall off and id die.I took the medication like there was no tomorrow i was scared

[green tusk]

Almost as if someone else was in control?

[sleek storm]

Good evening

[twilit badge]

Oof

[marble rock]

Im schizophrenic and paranoid so i hope that dont happen to me

[marble rock]

YOURE NOT A SIGMA I WAS LYING

YOURE.....YOURE A LIGMA.... hehe.... ligma nut

Ngl now thinking about it this game may not be the best choice for my capabilities

Im like the average los suenos citisen

[livid parrot]

What’s good y’all

[marble rock]

My name is Randy

Bro made me remember that good show called my names earl

[golden falcon]

Great job censoring the game months after people bought it and now cannot refund it.👎

[marble rock]

Great job complaining about a minor issue 👎

[lethal laurel]

Hello umbrella

[swift hull]

W SHOW

[rare imp]

no need for insults

[swift hull]

Sorry

[marble rock]

Aye aye captain ill keep on kissing but yall mad for nothing fr

[swift hull]

I like in the show “My Name is Earl” when he goes “hey Randy, my name is Earl”

[marble rock]

You literarly wont see a lil girl shake and throw up blood,trafficked people be nakey,dismember dead people (idk why you would shoot dead people anyway) and i think i missed one

Oh yeah you wont see a 50 year olds balls anymore

[golden falcon]

“Minor issue” Game wouldn’t be getting review bombed and angry comments if majority of people were not upset by this game. The game which said they would not compromise on the harsh realities of law enforcement. Keep coping.

[green tusk]

You were told to be civil

[sand nest]

I was civil

[swift hull]

Me?

[sand nest]

???

[swift hull]

I’m just brain rotting

[lethal laurel]

What’s brain rot?

[marble rock]

Your pfp is part of it for example

[tawdry onyx]

You're joking, right?

[zinc trail]

guys lets talk about how ready or not is a good game despite the current drama

[marble rock]

Lovely jobly

[swift hull]

Want to join our wolf pack 🐺

[spark crag]

The true reason is the reason I guess

[marble rock]

The game is so jolly i asked santa to give all the good kids a copy of it

[lethal laurel]

I am joking

[lethal laurel]

Who my profile?

[spark crag]

Since it's not very common to censor PC version for consoles...

[swift hull]

Give us some S tier rot to prove it

Wolf pack out -🐺

[marble rock]

You have a straight up gooner profile pic bro

[hearty umbra]

Is there any chance of having no-censorship/Keeping the same features for solo play on PC? I'm thinking of buying RoN but I'm a bit put off from recent reviews and the community outcry.

[zinc trail]

skibidi sigma rizzler with the griddy bop

[marble rock]

Mods

[tawdry onyx]

Mods ig

[zinc trail]

mods

[swift hull]

Fo sizzle?

[zinc trail]

fo shizzle my nizzle

[rare imp]

as long as mods are created to restore content you will be able to download and use them

[marble rock]

Flip flap flupa duba dub flupa duba dub flo flup

[hearty umbra]

Are there already mods for it? Ty

[rare imp]

of course it is possible no one creates a mod to do so (unlikely)

[swift hull]

You were created to restore content?

[rare imp]

yes

[lethal laurel]

So it is, it don’t matter, cause I always change my profile a lot

[tawdry onyx]

Nah since its not out yet

[zinc trail]

update didnt even drop yet

[spark crag]

Then get blocked by severside checksum in match, good

[lethal laurel]

What wolf pack??

[hearty umbra]

Ahhh right ty. Prob gon buy the game then

[swift hull]

OUR WOLF PACK 🐺
You can be Wolf Alpha Romero

[zinc trail]

guys im making the uncensored mod.... and it totally wont make everything in the game blurred out....

[marble rock]

Make it komi cant communicate next fr fr

[lethal laurel]

No, I stick with a theme

[spark crag]

They should make a switch to disable censorship and cross-platform play for PC version tbh

[twilit badge]

Exactly and it's as easy as backing up your current files on PC then add them back after the update that's if you know where the textures are

[spark crag]

That's more reasonable

[tawdry onyx]

How about we push Void to do it for both? And make it an naturally set on thingy, kids take awhile to Figure out that such options are on sometimes

[twilit badge]

ESRB wouldn't allow it

[zinc trail]

if we did that VOID wouldnt be able to put the game on console so....

[hearty umbra]

Tysm. Is there any policies by Sony or whatnot that forces the devs to take down those kinds of mods?

[iron mason]

how are we back to arguing abt the censorship

[swift hull]

Can we yapp about anything else

[echo sable]

ground branch is also p good btw

[zinc trail]

no. sony and microsoft cannot force takedown mods since RoNsole wont have mods

[twilit badge]

Gotta gatekeep somehow am I right

[marble rock]

We wont have mods on console

[lethal laurel]

Echo has more of a ring to it

[marble rock]

Alpha romeo is a car

[hearty umbra]

Thats awesome

[swift hull]

Well it’s not up to you. It’s systematically organized

[livid parrot]

Hello knight

[zinc trail]

shits older than some of the people here smh

[tawdry onyx]

Frrrr

[echo sable]

probs lol

[lethal laurel]

Still my favourite profile that’s for sure,

[livid parrot]

Appreciate it!!

[molten arrow]

I still don’t get why the censorship is a problem

There small changes, im fine with them

[livid parrot]

Hold up fellow Canadian as well? @lethal laurel

[spark crag]

So what's the meaning to go multi-platform, I saw at least 50% PC players in public match were using mods

[tawdry onyx]

Because it de-adds the shock factor

[swift hull]

Next person to yap about censorship buys me chipotle

[molten arrow]

It doesn’t really?

[zinc trail]

no it doesnt....

[echo sable]

dog water food

[ember lynx]

Shock factor of blowing peoples limbs off?? Or seeing nudity?

[zinc trail]

how will the 5 changed models affect your run

[tawdry onyx]

So a Kid sleeping is as shocking as it convulsing?

[echo sable]

eat better food

[lethal laurel]

Dandy, enjoying “the dead space of dead space,” lol

[swift hull]

It’s steak and rice

[gaunt holly]

De-adding... Interesting word choice

[molten arrow]

Just say removing??

[ember lynx]

Why are we nitpicking something that will eventually give a ton of more funding for RON to make stuff better..?

[lethal laurel]

I’m a huge fan of re so your profile is like a reminder to the next game too, and also how good tie games are

[molten arrow]

That’s the word that’s De-added

[spark crag]

Not a good idea bro

[twilit badge]

Most places would ban it just for a kid convulsing

[zinc trail]

blowing limbs off dead people is a war crime in itself, and the trafficked women in ripped clothes is more realistic

[molten arrow]

Huh?

[tawdry onyx]

It won't much, but its still not something I agree whit to begin whit

[zinc trail]

*unconscious

[livid parrot]

Yeah the games are good I was playing re3 a couple hours ago

[twilit badge]

No Diddy

[lethal laurel]

The remake?

[swift hull]

That is sleeping

[livid parrot]

Yep

[twilit badge]

Yes and no

[tawdry onyx]

Sorta ig

[swift hull]

😎

[zinc trail]

you wouldnt sleep through a swat raid

[tawdry onyx]

Exactly

[swift hull]

You don’t know me

[ember lynx]

Previous statement^^ adding console benefit’s community/developer wise allowing them to keep the project running and to add and update better things

[molten arrow]

Then removing a few parts doesn’t matter I think people should just accept

[twilit badge]

Yes unconscious could mean sleep but it could also mean things brain dead, coma, drugged ect

[molten arrow]

It’s not like there removing an entire level

[ember lynx]

^^

[lethal laurel]

That game even though shorter then the original it’s still amazing

[tawdry onyx]

Why? We can still protest and play the game

[spark crag]

Why

[molten arrow]

Yes but your protesting for like almost nothing

[ember lynx]

Something they wont change, and or could re add another way

[zinc trail]

dont forget when kam said they couldve made the game 13+

[molten arrow]

The changes don’t matter. Your protesting that’s fine but I’m just saying what you are protesting is just unnecessary

[tawdry onyx]

And? Are you taking my freedom of speach away or sum'?

[spark crag]

Yes we finally go back to this [censored] point

[livid parrot]

Ngl I like it more than re2

[zinc trail]

[CENSORED COMMENT]

[molten arrow]

I’m saying that you shouldn’t waste your time I don’t really care what you do I’m just saying your kinda just wasting your time

[swift hull]

[CENSORED COMMENT]

[spark crag]

[CENSORED COMMENT]

[lethal laurel]

I like re 7 and 8 Ethan winters truly a hero and a loving father to rose even in the end of his story

[zinc trail]

hold on i can decode this....

[swift hull]

Nooo it’s embarrassing info

[tawdry onyx]

That's fine ig. Anyways ima head out, see yall later

[livid parrot]

7 or 8 is my favourite can’t pick which one, both are really good!

[zinc trail]

have a good one

[molten arrow]

That’s my whole point the shit they changing is NOT matter that much to get worked up over

[tawdry onyx]

Thx:>

[molten arrow]

Like if your gonna complain complain at like fuckin them removing a level

[lethal laurel]

7 was my first re game, still amazing it is, (and also found it due to a YouTuber who played it)

[molten arrow]

IF they ever do

[zinc trail]

being sick isnt fun

[swift hull]

Being fun ain’t sick

[zinc trail]

i cant breathe half the goddamn time anymore

[odd yacht]

How many missions are there in the story mode?

[zinc trail]

18 without dlc

[swift hull]

Try fent

[ember lynx]

23

[spark crag]

Oh, sweet, then I get those death body in Neon club removed since they are scary (not actually happened)

[livid parrot]

RE Revelations was my first & that was on a Nintendo 3DS 😭😭

[odd yacht]

THX

[lethal laurel]

Yikes… that must have been some experience then

[spark crag]

It's the window breaking effect

[molten arrow]

All I’m saying is just like just pick your battles cause

[spark crag]

And that's why some get mad

[molten arrow]

Slight changes (which they have been doing SINCE LAUNCH) isn’t that big of a deal

[swift hull]

Careful guys. Discordia PD 👮 are lurking in these streets 👀 🙏 you don’t want to get caught slipping and catch a life Discordia Sentence 🥀🥀🥀🥀😢

[livid parrot]

Haven’t beaten it lol only on the ps4

[green tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/spongbob-spongebob-squarepants-cop-suspicious-sus-gif-16614496711911868012

[green tusk]

bro

Discord literally showed it worked

https://tenor.com/view/spongbob-spongebob-squarepants-cop-suspicious-sus-gif-16614496711911868012

[fiery ether]

A gif that destroys gifs, that's cursed

[zinc trail]

not for me. its just text

[swift hull]

Yikes, embed failing in general is super embarrassing. Hope any ladies didn’t see you do that….

[neat elm]

now thats not a rizzler momento

[green tusk]

I embrace it

[swift hull]

Yikes 😳

[fiery ether]

The window breaking effect of what. ESRB already exists

[neat elm]

EMBED

FAILLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zinc trail]

thats somehow more tragic than emans fail

[neat elm]

nah i was just screaming for so long

[swift hull]

I wouldn’t wish a 5 second chat delay on my worst enemy fr 😭🥀🥀

[zinc trail]

i hope you get a 2 minute cooldown

[dusk elbow]

vro void is so ||CENSORED|| for ||CENSORED||

[swift hull]

😭😭🥀🥀🥀

[neat elm]

i hope you stub your board on a board

[swift hull]

DPD said to be civil

[neat elm]

civil?

whats that

[swift hull]

I might have to file an official Discordia Police report if I don’t receive an apology

[neat elm]

too bad so sad

[swift hull]

Okay you asked for it

[green tusk]

It's so joever

[neat elm]

😡

[lilac vale]

Be nice

[swift hull]

Officer, expect a 30 page incident statement incoming in the next hour

[neat elm]

whos joe ver

[green tusk]

joe ver deez... something

I forgor

[real ridge]

joe ver was a US politician from 1776 to 1547

[lilac vale]

Just ignoring me huh

Sad

[green tusk]

Pat

[neat elm]

yea

[green tusk]

I am tired and trying to finish something

[neat elm]

oh nah that was me bro

[swift hull]

Don’t let a probationary officer boss you around

[green tusk]

Junior mods are not to be trifled with

[neat elm]

who?

[swift hull]

Rookie cops looking to give a life sentence to anyone 😭🥀🙏

[lilac vale]

From you that's a insult

[green tusk]

Whar

That is a compliment pat

[swift hull]

Be civil guys

[green tusk]

Reread the handbook

[lilac vale]

Is it really? Ive been the most critisised mod in here

[swift hull]

Green on green violence is crazy 😭🙏🥀

[green tusk]

Don't say that pat

[lilac vale]

Logs will tell you im not very liked in here

[swift hull]

👀

[lilac vale]

And no not thay kind of wood logs

[green tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/mining-minecraft-said65446666-minecraft-gif-3360872058127347038

Gotta break some eggs to make breakfast sometimes

[swift hull]

Chipotle doesn’t have eggs

[lethal laurel]

That’s a log pal not eggs

[green tusk]

Eh

Gotta break some logs too

[swift hull]

Do you?

[green tusk]

Well how else are you supposed to craft the bowl and spatula to make the eggs with?

[lethal laurel]

For what?

[green tusk]

I just said it

[swift hull]

Mine are made of steel

[green tusk]

Gotta get the logs to make the pick to get stone to make the stone pick to mine the iron bro

Basic crafting loop

[swift hull]

I don’t think you break stone with wood

[lethal laurel]

Twigs lots of twigs

[green tusk]

Do you intend to punch it till it breaks? How preposterous

[lethal laurel]

Splinters

[distant tartan]

splinters are just superficial wounds anyway, just suck up the pain

[lethal laurel]

Pain is real

[rigid bone]

Y'all being good in here?

[distant tartan]

no it's not, it's just your nerves firing signals to your brain

[swift hull]

No

[green tusk]

Hasbrown cat has summoned its leader

[swift hull]

Catbrown

[green tusk]

Sinner needs some guidance on the forums

[waxen latch]

i mean

we could at least consider it

bro needs vacations

[swift hull]

My door dash driver left the store and dipped on my order 😭

[lethal laurel]

Question for ya since your in the marketing team, what’s the marketing for the game been? Cause I haven’t seen many ads for game about its console release aside on twitter, sometimes, is there just no need to advertise the game much? For consoles?

[red jay]

https://tenor.com/view/sidious-gif-18100940

[green tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

[waxen latch]

i mean marketing is happening as we speak

just

a different kind i guess

[rigid bone]

Honestly we've kinda just started doing a lot of the paid push around the game, out entire sales base right now comes from word of mouth.

Well 'just started', since the start of 2025 we've been putting out more ads

[red jay]

9 million sales from word of mouth and light advertising for streamers/youtubers over the years sure is fucking wild

[waxen latch]

whoever buys ron, they have a general idea of what they are getting into. I dont see a lot of folks casually strolling into it without some form of reference or preference

[faint wigeon]

hi chat

hey kam is a cat again

[rigid bone]

It actually kinda is, yeah. We've done a lot of manual marketing campaigns, outreaches, working directly with partners but now we're starting to actually put our back into advertisement.

[swift hull]

Watching my door dash driver drive all
Over town with my order going in the complete opposite direction

[lethal laurel]

Did they get lost?

[swift hull]

No

[faint wigeon]

so they are just driving the opposite direction cuz why not

[swift hull]

Sometimes they sit in parking lots for 2 hours and just eat my food

[faint wigeon]

oh

[swift hull]

It’s really a gamble on what I get

Or they put the food down at the door, take a picture of the food, then just grab it and take it back to their car 😭

[lethal laurel]

You call that DoorDash?

[swift hull]

That’s what they call it

[lethal laurel]

More like steal dash

[swift hull]

“Emily is picking up your order” then its Juan with 15 face tattoos and my food smells like cigarettes

[waxen latch]

i think its time for delivery apps to go

[lethal laurel]

Not all that bad

[red jay]

Yeah, go to my house, because I'm hungee!!!!

[sleek schooner]

Hi hungee, i’m Jay

[lethal laurel]

Unless you get some idiot for a doordash driver

[swift hull]

Forced to use it when I’m stuck at work for 14 hours and can’t leave for lunch

[waxen latch]

the 40 dollar order is gonna hurt the next day

[lethal laurel]

What you order

[swift hull]

It is what is it

[red jay]

"holy shit 40$??? what did you order?"

10 piece nugget and a sprite

[swift hull]

I ordered a burrito for my dasher to eat 🙂

“Get 50% off your order” still $40 for 1 thing

[lethal laurel]

Chicken burgers yummy

[waxen latch]

save 50% of the 27 dollar burrito but you need an order minimum of 40

[swift hull]

$10 convenience fee
$10 delivery fee
$10 fuck you fee

[lethal laurel]

What the last fee fer?

[waxen latch]

chicago

you wouldnt get it

[rigid bone]

It's because they're contractually obligated to spit in your food

[swift hull]

Bro deliver my order please 😭

Bro is just going further and further

[lethal laurel]

If that’s the case I’ll cook my own darn food

[lethal laurel]

Late shift? That why DoorDash?

[waxen latch]

Wait

There we go

Sams (hate it or love it idk) sells a 5lb bag of golden potatoes for 5 bucks. Frozen fish from costco

[lethal laurel]

Yummy food

[waxen latch]

Two weeks worth of a dinner meal for 33 bucks more or less

So

[swift hull]

I contacted door dash and they said they are on the fastest route to me. The store is like 0.3 miles from me and they are like 10 miles away now lmao

[waxen latch]

2.3 dollars

The meal

Less than two bucks if broken down by two potatoes each meal

So 10 ounces

[red jay]

yeah but this doesn't look like it'll kill me by 40

so who's really winning?

[waxen latch]

Not very American of me

[swift hull]

They canceled my order and only gave me partial refund

[lethal laurel]

Did they hire a person just to steal your food?

[lethal laurel]

now your gonna starve

[red jay]

It's actually just a direct-to-endpoint charity

No middle man, you pay for food, they eat it

[swift hull]

Yes

They literally let anyone be a driver.

[green tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-right-correct-true-agree-gif-23176274

[swift hull]

Bro I’m so hungry I only eat once a day gimme my food

[lethal laurel]

Gonna try to order again?

[swift hull]

Bruh they put my whole refund into credits and to reorder it cost $20 more than it did last time

I’m crashing out

[lethal laurel]

Your gonna get hanagry

[real ridge]

did you know that In-N-Out serves a double cheeseburger called the “Double Double” for around $6-7 dollars? (depends on state)

[waxen latch]

vomit food

[real ridge]

how dare you

[lethal laurel]

There’s also literally a burger called the Dutchman that’s just cheese, no I’m not kidding

[real ridge]

yes

the flying dutchman

[distant tartan]

keto final boss

[glass mulch]

interesting

[real ridge]

no WOKE bread or WOKE vegetables

(i’m joking)

[distant tartan]

big FIBER won't get you with this one

[real ridge]

big BREAD

[distant tartan]

with enough Dutchmen, we shall topple gluten hegemony

[real ridge]

want gluten-free? here it is WOKIE

they need to add in n out to RoN

call it slimmin out for fun

[distant tartan]

the suspects take the food hostage

[real ridge]

what if every enemy was mind jot security

[lethal laurel]

A giant slab of tofa that’s hostage

[swift hull]

BRO FFS

[real ridge]

tofu??? inside an In-n-Out??? disgracious. next you’re gonna replace the potato fries with sweet potatoes??

[swift hull]

I ordered again. Dasher picked up my food. Food is on the way.
Order canceled, new driver on the way 😭😭😭

[real ridge]

he ate your food

[solar sparrow]

my bad bro

[swift hull]

These mfs had made like 8 burritos for me now

[lethal laurel]

Yer tummy must be rumbling

[distant tartan]

imagine a tofu patty

[fair trellis]

Console is close

[distant tartan]

or tofu fries

[lethal laurel]

Eweeeee

[real ridge]

they told me that too…

[distant tartan]

make everything out of soybean

[solar sparrow]

Soy

[fair trellis]

soy alto

[distant tartan]

instead of juices it's just really greasy, musty tofu water

[solar sparrow]

i am a 6’6 man fueled by soy and estrogen durr yes durr

[lethal laurel]

I think a old boot would be more appetizing

[distant tartan]

do you have a comically large urn of soybean paste

[solar sparrow]

indeed i do

[lethal laurel]

Uh what?

[distant tartan]

how old is ur jar of soybean paste

have you salted it lately?

[solar sparrow]

it’s been crusting for atleast 4 n a half years now ATLEAST

aging like fine wine

avg utah resident

[real ridge]

I HATE UTAH

[distant tartan]

awesome, now produce more soy products

[solar sparrow]

australia is no better man fucking $11 for a beer

js invade us bro it’s so over

[real ridge]

men fucking eachother for 11 dollars so they can get a beer?

[solar sparrow]

yes

[solar sparrow]

i have a soy product monopoly

[lethal laurel]

Soy boy

[swift hull]

Order is en route boys. Let’s hope he doesn’t eat this one too

[solar sparrow]

fent reactor

[lethal laurel]

What if they do what will you do?

[swift hull]

This driver is different and I can’t say why

[lethal laurel]

They must have eaten the last order

[solar sparrow]

you said why

[swift hull]

This bro is full from eating other peoples orders all night

[lethal laurel]

I’m gonna forget I even read that

[solar sparrow]

“yeah man the burritos in these pants”

[swift hull]

Burritos secured

[lethal laurel]

That gonna be a meal to enjoy after how long ya had to wait

[lethal laurel]

Catbrown, yummy

[swift hull]

There’s a joke here and I don’t think I can make it

[glass mulch]

taco bell? >:)

[swift hull]

👎

[glass mulch]

🤣

[swift hull]

I’m gonna shit like it was Taco Bell after this

[devout sand]

taco ball

[glass mulch]

taco hall

[lethal laurel]

Where the toilet? Oh it got destroyed by taco Bell

[glass mulch]

🤣

[gaunt holly]

Had kfc tonight for the first time in years. Was pretty good ngl

[glass mulch]

😮

[swift hull]

KFC/Taco bell?

[lethal laurel]

Louisiana chicken that’s also really like really really good

[glass mulch]

not a fan of KFC

[gaunt holly]

Solo kfc. Not taco bell

[lethal laurel]

What Louisiana chicken?

[swift hull]

Who thought of combining Taco Bell and KFC 😭

[glass mulch]

popeye's?

[lethal laurel]

Yep

[glass mulch]

never really had popeye's tbh

[swift hull]

KFC is so mid tbh

[gaunt holly]

Better than Taco Bell and Round Table 😭

[lethal laurel]

Your missing out it’s really good chicken way better then kfc

[glass mulch]

were the knight's of the round table?

[gaunt holly]

No, just really shitty pizza 😭😭😭

[swift hull]

Yall ever find a chicken in the wild and just bite its mf head off

[normal sinew]

Yeah bruh

[lethal laurel]

Like dough pizza? That’s not cooked?

[swift hull]

Way better than KFC

[gaunt holly]

KFC isn't that bad

[tepid peak]

sometimes

[normal sinew]

Fr tho
Apparently my local kfc had mice inside its goddamn kitchen
Never going there again

[swift hull]

I mean it’s in the ingredients

[tepid peak]

I remember them rumours I seen a picture of chicken shaped like a giant rat

[swift hull]

5 minutes in the fryer it’s just as good fr fr

[tepid peak]

[glass mulch]

can't atm

[swift hull]

This burrito was not worth it fr

[lethal laurel]

God to Popeyes then, best chicken you can eat

[normal sinew]

I dont think they exist in my country

[swift hull]

Do mods have to wear uniforms

[lethal laurel]

Is chicken not allowed in your country?

[swift hull]

😭

[tepid peak]

[normal sinew]

Waddup

[blazing lion]

erm

[lethal laurel]

Wassuppppppppppp

[tepid peak]

what flags are they

[swift hull]

Bro doesn’t even ask me 😦

I can’t I’m at work

[blazing lion]

🧀

[sleek schooner]

[swift hull]

🧀

[tepid peak]

[blazing lion]

He works for cheese

[swift hull]

I don’t have credentials to work for Discordia Police Department

[red jay]

bruh?

[sleek schooner]

Low IQ bad income neighborhood activities

[lethal laurel]

No kidding

[sleek schooner]

[swift hull]

Careful guys. Discordia PD 👮 are lurking in these streets 👀 🙏 you don’t want to get caught slipping and catch a life Discordia Sentence 🥀🥀🥀🥀😢

[tepid peak]

[normal sinew]

Man i just woke up maybe latr

[sleek schooner]

The more days pass, the more i am convinced that Dohn is actually autistic.

[swift hull]

It took that long

[sleek schooner]

[tepid peak]

[lethal laurel]

Wow…. Thought that ban would be instant

[swift hull]

I know some brothers that are locked up in Discordia jail for life 😢 Gotta stay on your toes out in these streets 🥀🥀

[tepid peak]

police simulator or ron